Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 384- The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

Episode Date: June 20, 2022

In this week's episode, we found ourselves having one of the most deeply divided reactions to a film in a very long time. The film in question is the second entry of a franchise in which, shockingly, we have also covered the first and NONE of the subsequent movies out of order: it's 2014's "The Purge: Anarchy." Special topics for your consideration include: the concept of a libertarian fantasy world, the lack of more stupid crimes, terrible code names, QB!, income taxes, trying to make a dumb idea sound smart, and the official treat of summer!  We covered the first "Purge" film back in Episode 109. If you're into home invasion films, maybe you'd also like  Episode 40- "You're Next," Episode 86- "Hush," Episode 243- "The Strangers," or Episode 315- "Knock Knock."  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. The action movie World Cup is about to begin!! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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This one had a whole chunk of pineapple in it. Yeah, I don't want to chew a popsicle. I was very excited to be like, oh, that's a put out? Oh, we don't have one of them. Lime meritas. But also I'm a gross, basic bitch. God, those fucking lyritas are so disgusting. Don't start. Well, I can fill in the beginning of this movie's notes because I wrote a god-dam.

the beginning of this movie's notes because I wrote a goddamn 17 paragraph essay before it had really even kicked in. Did you write Blume House? I did. I said get the fuck out of my face Bloomhouse. So mad at Bloom House. Just like, you have to touch everything. Yeah, you don't have to. Yeah, Jason. Oh I have all this money to make all the moves that make me all the moves. Oh I guess you're just successful, wait. Maybe it's that I hate people who are more successful than me. Also people who are prettier than me. Yeah. Did you know that in America, 2023, unemployment is below 5%? Yeah, to be fair, the unemployment rate is like 3.6% right now here in 2022.

And generally, the poverty line, the percentage of people living below the poverty line has decreased or held steady since like 1960 with a few upticks, which generally correspond with an economic recession. Everything they're describing at the beginning of this is what happens in real, it's like right now. It's stupid. This movie is stupid. I'm sorry, I'm going to start. This movie is stupid. Actually, let me read you my second note which says, let me say that I'm feeling pretty serlory. Okay. Right out of the box, I'll offer a counter view, which is that I put this movie in the same box that I put Final Destination. Okay. Paranormal activity. Okay. And these movies, because I do think the conceit is dumb. But if you just like, okay, that's the conceit of the film. That yes, everyone has agreed that one day a year we will murder each other.

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and talk about the political landscape that has led to this, and I find that's so abominably stupid. It feels like a stupid person's idea of what a smart movie is about. Oh, for sure. Like, it's like, oh, it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, the, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the.. the. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. today. to. to. today. th. movie, but also with like fucking killing. It's just like, ah. I don't know why, man, I was just fucking on board for it when it went down. You texted me about this movie seeming so positive about it, and then I watched and I was like, no. Do you think I ruined it by saying a positive movie? No, no, I just like failed to see how a purge would really affect the economy that much. And like, here's the problem with this movie, to me.

It's meant to be provocative of what America's turning into, right? So it's meant to either be America on the trajectory it's on, or it's meant to be like a sci-fi dystopia America, which is just slightly off. Yeah. But neither of those work, you know what I mean? See, I think of it's it's in the the grand lineage of a Soiland green or a total or not total recall, running man or something where it's just like, it is that like dystopian idea of what? I guess to me those are like farther future, even though I make fun of them for only being like 30 years in the future. This was only like nine years in the future. So what that's saying is this is America, right?

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America. This is the totalitarian dystopian because then you get a, uh, oh fuck, what's his name? I want to say it's Michael K. White, but that's not it. Michael Bean. I wish. Michael J. Michael J. thanks. Michael B. Jordan. Michael. Michael K. Williams. You get. He knows pretty close. Who plays Omar in the wire, which you will watch one day. I swear to God I'm going to watch it someday. Who passed away last year, which was a real big bummer. He's an amazing actor. Who is he in this movie? He is the leader of the resistance. The guy they put in those terrible round glasses. Oh you mean like the caricatureature th of th of th of th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho thi thi. He thi thi thi tho tho tho thi. He's thi. He's thi. I thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's tho tho tho th. He's th. He's th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He's thi. He's thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. thee. thi. thooooooooooooooooo. Who the. Who the. Who the. Who thi leader of the resistance. The guy, they put in those terrible round glasses. Oh, you mean like the caricature of an activist. Of a black liberation? It sucks! But like, so he's pushing back against the totalitarian regime that's doing these purges. I mean, I feel like saying it's a caricature is like kind, it's worse than that. Oh yeah, yeah, it's a trope and a racist stereotype.

I just don't like this movie. I don't like these movies. I think that the, like, anything good they have going for them, like how scary it would be to be hunted, is overshadowed by this entire stupid wrapping paper they've put on it, you know? Yeah, Yeah. So you want to watch a most dangerous game type situation. Yeah, absolutely. What's the what is it? What's the movie where ice tea is hunted by Rutger Howard? Oh, um. Dangerous game? No, fuck. It's like my friends, Kays and and

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But so we meet Ava who works at a diner with Tanya with Tanya and one of the many shit-ass dudes in this movie, who is constantly being a leering gross man to Ava. Carlos? Carlos? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And their boss, the white lady boss, that we'd never really meet. And then Ava goes home to Cali and their father. Jolly's grandfather. Of fire starter.

Yeah, I was going to say, much better actor in this film. Strong agree, but like, also 100 grand. It's not his fault, but 100 grand, fuck off. That's nothing to these people. But when he walks off to the bedroom, he's like, hey, I'm going to go lay down for a while. Do not check on me. I'll definitely be in the bedroom. That's what I'm going to say when I run away from home for the last time. The first time, I guess. First time, last time. I'm going to get right the first time is what I'm saying.

And we also see Matt Saranson is driving around his ex-girlfriend. Oh, she's so bad in this movie. What? Are you joking? Every line he delivers, like he's been punched in the face right before he said it he's like oh I just never loved you. He's been told that he's not going to play in the big game. Yeah hey QB sit down. Was he that bad on Friday night night like because I remember him being very compelling. He's very good on that and he's good on the midnight mass that television show. Oh I watched it's good. He's good he's too he. He's good on. He's good on. He's good on. He's good on. He's good on. He's good on. He's good on. He's good on to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. thi. thi. the thi. to be to to to the to be to be to be to be the to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. to. toda. toda. toda. today today to told. to to to to to told to to the. He's terrible in this. Yeah, but come on. He doesn't have a tone to work with. No, I guess not. I only refer to him as Matt in my notes. Is that his real name? No, that's his character's name Matt Sarence.

Oh, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Oh, man, see, that's the problem. But still, treat of the summer. So Ava and Kelly will just leave their grandfather and father to go to his room, and he gets dressed up and sneaks out. Right, we're seeing everybody sort of preparing for purge night, getting home, saying to each other, other stay safe a million times like if you took a drink every time you know.

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Saradson's fucking reaction to being like shoulder checked by that kid is so, Oh, we gotta go, we gotta go now. Yeah, that was like the real one true thing of this movie. But you go, get in the car, get in the car, get in the car. Not me, I'm screaming like a bitch. Son of a bitch. Oh, I am teeth clamped. They can't hear me if I talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk to to to to to th if I th if I talk th if I talk th th th th th they can't hear me if I talk like this, get in the car.

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like conspiracy theory people? There's all these conspiracy theories that the rich want population control? Sure. So that they can have more of the resources to themselves. Sure. But it kind of falls apart if you're like, but they need those people to work the things to make the stuff that they can have money from. The workers workers can they can they can they can they can they can the boss the the the they can't the the the the the the they can't the their they can't their they can't their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. thoes. thoes. thoes. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. people to work the things to make the stuff that they can have money from. The workers don't need the boss. The boss needs the workers. Yeah, I know. You can't, this, the whole thing, like the news is reporting that they're, that the rich are killing the poor for the redistrub their wealth of the thoers...... because it was rich people that gave the money they were like, this isn't how

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It's just so stupid. I hate that I'm doing in defense of the rich right now. That is a very off-brand for me. So, we meet, we also met a guy named Diego who is at the front door of Hava's apartment building, drinking a 40 with a shirt open, being like, ah, right? Being hi, I'm a racist stereotype of a Latino man. Diego. Oh my god, and he's a rapist, right? Yeah.

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Is it back in time? The first Purge? Ooh, really? Like Puritan? No, no, it's like just, it's like, it's like set five years before this movie. Oh, no, I want Puritans. I want them throwing themselves into like, or throwing each other into each throwing each other into threshers or something. Katie, that would be called Ye old perch. I would love to watch Ye old purge. Fuck, copyright that. I know I

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That's eight tablespoons of butter, solid. Also, why you waste all that butter? Think about all the cakes you could have made. Well, is it a waste if you really like it? I saw a Tick Tock today of a man headbanging in his car to The Come With It Now song from Ridge Against the Machine and when it goes into the Wow wow wow wow he like brought it a towel and towe his forehead off and drank some water And then when it kicked back and he started headbagging again. It was delightful. Thank you for telling me what's on Tick-Tock so that I know I think I saw it on Twitter Fair. So it the turn, it turn, it turn, it turn, it turn, it tu, it tu, it tu, it t, it t, it tod, it tod, it tod, it tod, it tod today, it tod today, it today today today today today today to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to come, the tod, it was tod, it was tod, it was tod, it was tod, it was tod, it was tod, tod tod tod today, today, today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today today telling me what's on Tick-Tock so that I know. I think I sold on Twitter. Fair.

So it turns out that the kids, the skateboard gang has cut Matt Sarinson's car things up. And they're just arguing and arguing and I was like, if this is about a baby, don't have the fucking baby, it's not good for you. And this made me realize we should do judgment night at some point on the action, the action, thion, thion, th.. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thank, thank, th- thanks, thanks, thanks, th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th th th th th thin, th thin, th thin, thanks thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks is about a baby, don't have the fucking baby. It's not good for you. And this made me realize we should do Judgment Night at some point on the action movie podcast. Is that okay? No, that's Demon Night, no, Judgment Night. No, Judgment Night is with the Dea Night, the best rape in Faith No More, the best rap, the best rap, theyneight, their, th, th, th, th, and, th, th, and, th, th, th, and, th, and, th, th, th, and, is, and, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is.....

the soundtrack to Demon Night. Okay. But Judgment Night has like Buya Tribe and Faith No More, Cypress Hill and Sonic Youth maybe. What? Slayer and Ice T. Biohazard, Onyx? Friends, listeners of the podcast, I want you to know that Alan is not looking this up. He's listing it from memory. House of Pain and Helmene. Do the song Judgment Night, which is funny because most of them are mashups. House of Pain and Helmene are just two separate songs that meet in the middle. It's very funny.

Demon Night, I was wrong. It's mostly like Pantera, Ministry, Megadeth, Rollins band, biohazard, grave diggers. It sounds like a great soundtrack as well though. I would bop to all of those bands at some point or another in my life. Yeah. It's just because I grew up with a metal older brother. You know what Pantera kids listen to when they're stoned? Fuantara.

Yeah. I'd give them up. Yeldo, White Power on stage, I was like, you know, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I shouldn't be surprised. No, no, when he used to say, this song's about a new level of power, you know what we're talking about. And just like, oh, Phil, oh, we do. Maybe that's how my brother got into White Bride. Yeah, he did wear his hair and ties, my brother turned into Phil Anselmo. I feel without the success really. Please he goes by Philip K. Encelmo now.

I thought my brother will never hear this. So as Diego is doing his attempted sexual assault on his mother and daughter. Oh it sucks. It goes on for so long. So long. There is a bunch of dudes who are dressed up like a cop football team. They are too, aren't they? They're wearing like athletic tactical gear. Yeah. Athletical gear? Yeah. Yeah, I'm like at leisure. Like you mean what I'm wearing right now to sit here in your house? I'm wearing workout shorts? Yeah, workout pants there. Yeah. I'm working out shit. No, treating an ice-laying mango. So they bust in and they kill Diego and everyone's like, yay! Because the rapists is dead. But they are also a gang of government officials, presumably.

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I mean, I understand, but you know. I was just stealing from big corporations. I understand, but I just think stealing fucking socks. Maybe I'm just too naive for this movie. I know I was mostly stealing from my employer, so who were not paying me nearly enough for putting up with all their bullshit. Probably wage thefting you. Yeah. Yeah.

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on the street and he sees Ava and Kali being abducted. And he's like talking to himself like, just leave it alone, just leave it alone. Oh, I can't because I'm such a good guy with all these guns and armor. I'm gonna murder. I'm gonna murder. So he's- I hate it. I hate it. He's doing excellent tactical shots.

He gets out and he's, ping, ping, them where their body armor isn't, taking all these guys down, putting his gun up under their body armor to shoot them. So cool. And he shoots Big Daddy, but he doesn't kill Big Daddy. I mean, if you're going to come at Big Daddy, you best not miss, as it turns out. And meanwhile, while he has walked away, Matt Saranson and his ex have gotten into the back of this guy's car. I'm just hiding out there. Just hanging out. And we've been watching them sneak around the city. Right, because their car is broken down because the other, the skateboard punks cut the things.

Yeah, the stuff, the business. Why were they cutting it so close on crime night? What were they doing all morning? Get the fuck home. Fighting is I guess just arguing about that. Just then your house where it belongs. Don't take your fighting outside your house. Do not have public fights. I hate it. So Big Daddy opens fire with his big gun. Yeah. He's like this is my dick and it shoots bullets inside the engine and makes the engine stop working. Big Daddy, not scary. No.

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You should be thankful and get the fuck out of there. Everyone acts like he owes them something in this movie, and I don't understand why. But then he says, I am the lead white man here, so don't you all follow me and I'll keep you alive. Got it, that explains it. I mean not to hit that point too too hard but it does really stink of white saviours. Yeah. And like I guess I like the action of the bang-bang shoot-em-em-ups. Yeah, and like I guess I like the action action of the bang-bang-bang shoot-them-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-I, I, I, and I, I, and I, I, and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I that, I that, I, I that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah, thah-y-y-y-yeah, I thoo-y-y-y-yo'-I guess, I that's-I-I-I-I It's just bang-bang shoot-em-ups. I've seen so many better action movies at this point on our Patreon. And there's a lot of just like walking around the city and like their spot being blown up by a rat touching somebody. Yeah. Like if you're going to squeal when there's a rat in a life or death situation, maybe you deserve to be shot? Yeah, fuck that lady. The skateboard gang is like the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the skateboard gang is like hunting them as well at the same time that Big Daddy's driving a semi around trying to find them and it was like, I can hide from a semi.

Yeah, you can tell when they're coming. There's also several semis. They have a fleet of them. They're pretty easy to hide from. There's also, they're running up and wait six more hours. What do they do? I don't know. They go on the subway. Oh, they go on the subway, that's right.

Which I have the note, God, I hope they're chedd. Oh yeah, I wish that. I wish they would have been if they were chud. Every last main character in this movie was eaten by chud. to the subway they see a stockbroker hanging from a, you know, he's dead, a stock building. And it's like maybe, you know, like you're telling me that the rich are killing the poor and then you're showing me poor people killing a stockbroker. Yeah. What is your fucking message? Yes. No. No. No. No. Oh, man. So Kelly's like, hey, hey's like, hey man, you can't do the purge anymore. I know you're gonna purge, but you shouldn't purge.

Why do they love him? I saw a video on the internet, you shouldn't purge. That actually sounds like a teenager. I didn't have a moral compass prior to seeing Michael Kay Williams okay, Williams tell me I shouldn't be doing this. But they are like, really invested in this man. They're almost like, Evangelical Christians being like, we gotta save your soul.

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Hey! Like, I understand that the government is in on it, but a lot of it isn't the government. I just don't under... I just fucking hate it. I hate this fucking movie. How did you feel about like the Mad Max guys coming into the subway with a flame-throwing and killing homeless people? Yeah, I feel great. I feel so good right now. I feel awesome. I'm so happy. This movie's so great I'm just so good. And then Matt Saranson and his lady friend are holding off these guys while everybody else escapes.

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the power went out because of a thunderstorm and I was like, perj-purch! I feel like if there was a purge in Pittsburgh, literally like almost everyone here would just be hiding under their beds being like, it's a, it's gonna be like a tornado. Go downstairs sit in your Pittsburgh potty We all eat fries on salad. What are we worried about? Seriously a listener tagged me in that viral twee today about the Pittsburgh salad. I was like no, it's true andrito. Oh, okay? Yeah, it was great. Okay. So good. They're chili reenio burritos very delicious.

Got french fries on it. No, french fries on that. No, I want french fries on it. No, I want french fries on it. Yeah, moving out here. Yeah, I'm not saying it's not good, it's just wild. You should watch my family fight over that cup of ranch, my extended family, it's a wild. So yeah, they're watching TV or they get to

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You have 4,000 of them. Yeah, they're like, but guess he's responsible for them forever. Yeah, he's their dad now. He's their dad now, right? So we see a bunch more of those trucks are on the move throughout the city. And Big Daddy's doing like a, he shot me, he shot half my team. I want him dead. And I want the two women, He saved. They're mine. I want them alive." And it's like everybody heard you say that. How did everybody hear you say that? Everyone in the movie, every character in the movie hears him say that.

Oh. High-ranking government official, I just like can't... Although, in their defense, watching any interview with any high-level government official, they're fucking dildoes. They would definitely call themselves Big Daddy. You think Mitch McConnell wouldn't call himself Big Daddy? Oh, no. That's disgusting. Why are you saying this to me?

I'm already mad. Okay, so the kid, the skateboard gang captures them. And he's like, oh no, we're not killers. Ha ha ha. We're just selling you to be killed. Sir, same fucking thing. Criminally underused, Lakef Stanfield at this point. I don't know, LaKife Stanfield.

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I thought we had just like dug in our heels on that one. Also, did you just say I'm a greasy Italian? I did not. I said you're of Italian heritage. I am greasy though, aren't I? I'm greasy right now. It's sweaty up here. It's sweaty up here. I'm sweating out coarse light. So, yeah, they kill all of the hunters. Yeah, they get hunted and they hunt the hunter. Well, he does.

Sergeant kills them all. And then all these butlers with rifles run in. Which is fucking hilarious. They are so funny. They look like they should be serving drinks and hors d'oeuvres. You were carrying around canopades a second ago. You know you have like a fucking AK-47? And then Rip Shane, he's out. Yeah. Yeah. Which is Matt Sarasen. No one misses you. And also like early in the movie I had written down like, oh I can't wait to see these two come back together and then one of them tragically. And then them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th their their their they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they're have they're have they're have their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they have they have their thragic. they're have like thu. thragic. toge. toge. toge. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. they have like like like like they have like, ha! You know I always loved her. Yeah, his last words were apologizing. He's like, I'm so sorry for everything. And she's like, I love you and then he dies.

And it's like, oh, so glad his last words were apologizing. Like, so so so important. I love that she's holding him. And, uh, and Sergeant, I So, you gotta let him go now. But then, the YouTube guy rolls him to save the day, and he's like, change only comes when their blood spills, and Eva's like,

okay, yeah, let's spill some fucking blood. Yeah. Well, also, but like, these guys are against the purge. They're the purge. They're talking about how they're against the purge. And then Matt Sarasen's partner is like, I want to purge and they're like, oh yeah, here's a gun, let's go purge. Come with us nice white lady, let's go kill some people. Like I understand they need to kill the bad guys and the change only happens when their bloods but she's literally like I want to kill the revenge. Yeah. the th. the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they's they they's they's they's they're they're they're th. thu they're thu- they're like thi thi they're thi they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's is is they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're their their their thi, thi thi thi thi thi teeeeat toge. te. toge. th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're like they're like they're like, yeah, all right, let's do it. You can't have it both ways. No.

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Because it was 12 months ago, which sounds like it was... It should have been the purge. Yeah. No. Then I thought, ooh, DUIs are legal during the purge, huh? That doesn't seem great. Like, what about your infrastructure? You know, I saw that fast in the fur the fur the fur the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, thiuiting, thiuiting, the infrastructure, the infrastructure, thiuiting, thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,that Fast and the Furious movie where they dragged a safe down the street. It was really bad for the infrastructure.

But you could do it. Dory and the Burge. That makes no fucking sense. I wish people just did really elaborate dumb crimes. Yes. I blew up Mount Rushmore. What are you going to do? Fuck you.

Right here I wrote. I guess the thing is I don't care if he does it or not. Should I care? How does it fit into a larger plot? Does it matter? No. It doesn't. It doesn't matter.

Yeah. No. I'm sorry, Katie. It's fine. So, ha ha. They go to the house. that killed his son while drunk driving. He wakes him up and he's like, I'm gonna kill you, killed my son, go, oh, mom, doo, do, do, he's so sad. He's so sad.

And then he comes walking back outside, covered in blood. But he had already been covered in blood, so like, eh, yeah. But in case you forgot, he was still covered in blood. And then he gets shot. Mr. Bigstuff. Nope, big daddy. Oreo big stuff. I used to live next door to this guy when I lived in the South Side who listened to that song 24 hours a day. Like he just played it over and over. He was a bass player too and he would play that song on his base and then I would like see him parking his car in front of our apartment building and he would just be like,

Mr. Big Stuff. Blasting it in his car. It was wild. It is a great song, but like, dude, did. I like the dedication and just being like, I want a theme song and I am making this happen. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, I refer to him in my mind only as Mr. Big Stuff. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. I only, whenever I hear that song, I can only think of the giant Oreo cookie, Oreo Big Stuff. Who do you think you are? Oreo Big Stuff.

You're never gonna get my heart. You're gonna give me diabetes. Worth it. So Big Daddy comes up and he's like, I'm gonna kill you and I'm gonna kill them, and I knew where you'd be going because we did an internet search on you with Google. Oh my god, yes yes, he's he does the whole exposition of how we found you you. You weren't that hard to find because we figured it out and then we followed you and then we followed you and then we knew who you were and then we got your license plates and they were in your license plates. It's a database. It's a people. It's like. It's a simple. It's a simple. It's a simple. It's a simple. It's a simple. It's a simple. It's a simple. It's a simple. It's a the whole. It's a the whole. It's a the whole. It's a the whole. It's a the whole. It's a the whole. It's a whole. It's a whole. It's a whole. It's a whole. He's a whole. It's the whole. It's the whole. It's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole. He's the whole ex. He's the whole ex. He's the whole ex-. He's the whole ex-hea. He's the whole ex-hea. He's the whole ex-he's the whole ex-he's the whole to make it seem like, because I don't know all the numbers, and if you put in a star, it'll just find the ones with those numbers.

It's called a wild card. It's just like, miss your big stuff. Shut your fucking mouth. And then? And then? Yeah. He's like talking about the unwritten rulesthis is so, it's just, God, it's fucking achingly stupid. Can't have heroes, no sir, no heroes. Unwritten rules of purging.

But then the guy comes out of his house because he wasn't killed. Yeah, he let him live. And he shoots Mr. Big Stuff through the forehead. It's just breathtakingly stupid. And then drives him to the hospital because he owes him something now. And the sirens are ringing so you know laws are back on. And you just think like how these emergency rooms are going to be overrun at this time? It's such a shitty time to be a doctor and a nurse. No, they are not. You're right. Can I read you my last note? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thu. thu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. their th drives him to the hospital. Real climactic ending for you there. Katie. Alan. I could probably guess, but why don't we go to the ratings phase and see how this pans out. I hated it. I hated it. Yeah. I feel like it's a fine, I mean it's a stupid conceit,

but a fine one to make a movie about, right? Law, crimes are legal. And then they were like, oh we should really answer why crimes are legal. Look, no one was asking the question in a non-ratorical way. You know what I mean? I hate it. Yeah. It's a zero for me. A zero. It's a zero for me dog. Sub-zero, but really just zero. I think I was giving it like more credit than maybe it's due because I was comparing it in my head to like a death race 2000 sort of thing. Don't let me influence your rating. But I found it super tense. I was super tense the whole time.

I'm gonna give this a seven. Yeah, no wild. This is like the biggest disparity we've had in a while. But I really enjoyed this movie. But yeah, I mean, it's an exploitation film to me and that's just what, that's, so I give it like a lot of leeway because of that. I would give it leeway if it didn't think it was so fucking smart.

It's like a person who's really stupid who to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talk to you and tell you like about your area of expertise and you're just like, no, you know what I mean? I 100% too. I hate stupid people thinking they're smart. It really, really chafes me. Real pet peeve of mine. Salads with no french fries and stupid people thinking they're smart. Shove it up your asses. You stupids. Anyway, I'm glad that's over.

Yeah, so next week we're just going to do another porridge. What? What? a message from from TK, probably shouldn't say his last name. Hi TK. This says, hi, Alan and Katie. I believe we've talked about TK before on the podcast. I love your podcast. I'm a Patrion. Thank you. I love SCA.

And I love your love of SCA. Oh, thank you. I was listening to Operation Ivy. Oh, delightful. Just wanted to quickly share with thi band is playing Pittsburgh. If you're all going out to shows again, take a look at Devon K and the Solutions Playing at the Robotto on June 27th. Roboto? Yeah.

I live in Arkansas and will not be in attendance. I wish to live through your all experience. Maybe we'll go to a ska show, who knows? I have to say you hate it. And having gone there recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently recently their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I'm th. I'm to, thi. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm to say, you hate the Roboto Project. I don't hate it. And having gone there recently, the sight lines aren't as bad as I remember at Big, but there are a lot of poles. There are a lot of poles. We gotta hold that ceiling up. Old buildings, man. It's true. Thanks for all the giggles and for sticking up for the tramp community. You two are forever my big bear doing thanks. Oh wow, wow, you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to to to to to to tho tho tho tho the big tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi the big tho- tho- tho-a tho-a tho-a tho-a tho-a tho tho tho tho tho the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big the big thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thee thea tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you hit a lot of things that I like in that message, TK. P.S. of course I bought the scoshirt.

Wow, you're a real fucking delight. You know that? TK. You're killing it. Totally killing it. KK. K.K.K. I will say if people know of good organizations that are defending trans rights right now get in touch that we can donate to yes we are also yeah we're donating to abortion funds now as well with our patron money so yes and also

Alan's gonna get hypnotized if we raise enough money but we got to really talk about that offline do you remember that I do but we also decided that was a terrible idea oh did we I'm sorry I forgot sometimes I forget I'll still do it you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. thi the. the. the. the. the the the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. We thi thi that? I do, but we also decided that it was a terrible idea. Oh, did we? I'm sorry, I forgot. Sometimes I forget things. I'll still do it. You would decide it was a terrible idea. Did I?

Yeah. Oh, I think I just didn't want to put you through it. I try to. Katie, what are we doing next week? I don't know, you told me earlier, can you remind me? I gotta look at my notes app. My hands are tired, I didn't want to open my phone. Katie, we're doing a film that you chose. Oh did I? A quiet place. Oh yeah.

So I've never seen it. their tipe thiii. But I feel like I should see it and it's always on people's like top lists and all that. It's got that guy and his wife in it? They're a real husband and wife? Oh, Jim from the office? Man did I have a thing for Jim for the Office? Really? Really? I find him not attractive at all. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. That's weird. I hate that from him. Him and Chris Pratt. I do not enjoy them being action-eras. Chris Pratt's an asshole, right? Yeah, yeah. I don't think Jim from the office is an asshole. No. I think I love that he has a really big nose. Sure. You know how I feel like big nose is? Yeah, I feel like

that's a nice. to be my fucking mind. Do you not whisper at me? I'm only doing it like this. What? It's a quiet place. I really can't hear you because I'm mostly death. It's a quiet place. Oh yeah, we're doing it. Stop it! So come back for me doing that for an entire episode.

Actually, no, please come back. He's not going to this episode of Wearewfamants. Y'all are the best. Bye-bye. Stage whispers. Stage whispering to no one. Clear. Bye.

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