Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 386- Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

Episode Date: July 4, 2022

So many of you have suggested that "Dark Night of the Scarecrow" might be the scarecrow movie that Katie enjoyed years ago while immediately forgetting the title. Well, is it? You'll have to listen to find out! Special topics for your consideration include: an utter lack of knowledge about farm equipment, only having one outfit and wearing it for everything, absolutely amazingly-named characters, some fun with math, the insignificance of the passage of time when you're plotting out a movie, and some thoughts on folks who purchase a particular type of tshirt.  This is the third scarecrow-themed film we've covered in hopes of finding the one: the others are Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake) and Episode 334- "Husk."  Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Alan, Katie. Do you want me to spoil at the beginning or the end of this episode whether this was the scarecrow movie I've been looking for? Let's just get out of the way. Ask me. Was this the scarecrow movie you've been looking for? Nope! I didn't think it would be. No, you know what? I'm beginning to think I dreamed it. Well, I thought this was a rough cell because it's a made for television movie from 1981. So like, you would have been non-existent in 1981.

Just a twinkle in someone's eye. And also, apparently, this movie, this movie, the movie you for life. Yeah, my friend Christina will attest this is the first horror movie she ever saw when she was very, very young. Yeah. Missy saw it on the TV when she was a child and it fucking terrified her. This is a very good movie. I am gonna go out on a limb and say it. I am shocked that this is a made for TV movie. Yeah. There's like, th. It's is like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. Yeah, thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thi. th. And thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th is a made-for-tv. movie. Yeah. There's like no blood. No blood. But it's all implied, but it's implied really well. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. Well, you've got some acting powerhouses in this film. Yeah? Charles Durning. That's a Otis? Hazel rig. The finest name. It It's no Skeeter Norris, but it's a fine name. Is that big guy or dumb guy? That's dumb guy. Yeah, the mechanic is Skeeter Norris. Larry Drake who played Bubba Ritter. Who was on LA Law for many years? LA Law? I think he's he's Octo Dr. Giggles. Oh, was he now? the film the film Dr. Giggles. I don't know what that means. It's a movie called Dr. Giggles, he was in it. Okay. Lane Smith who plays Harless, was in a ton of like TV shows? He's been in everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we open

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So that's the song they're singing. How the fuck does that kid know anything about Hawaii? I put a lay on you, I've got to give you a kiss. I don't want you to do that. I have to give you a curse. Fuschunke furs you. I love that she's like the mostthat right off the bat. They're just like, oh, Otis is a petter ass, is putting petter ass shit on other people because he's just watching them with binoculars from the woods. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, it's like all. Civil servants, man. Just getting a lot of you are great. These guys are a real piece of shit. He is. It reminds you of all those dudes you see in like the kill your local pedophile t-shirt you're like dude let me get your hard drive let me see your hard drive real quick it's absolutely you you bought that t-shirt because it came up in your googling pedophile

hmmmah man so yeah the mailman odys is watching them and then we cut to Harlis working on his woodchipper, and I was like, oh shit, check-offs wood shipper. I wrote it right there. We have been doing this long enough that we have the same thoughts. We could really just do this with just one of us. And then Alan said, oh, sorry, Katie has been made redundant. No, if anyone's there- Stop it, you have all the equipment over here.

You bought the mic stands. It is my cousin Joe's mixer though. It's true. It is my 12-year-old laptop that we're recording on. It only gives me a heart attack sometimes. So he's drinking and woodchipping, which is the thing I really like. Sure, yeah, yeah. I love that Harlis, like no matter what he's doing, he has like a slits in his hand, he's

just like, yeah, anyway. I like him a lot. I think he's a good actor. I like how wide he can get his eyes where you see whites all the way around which I think is insane. He's just chew and scenery. Every time he gets a chance to say anything he's like, well I'll tell you. I just love it. When Harlis, Otis, Skeeter and... Big guy. Yeah, big guy. What's the big guy's name? Philby get together. When they all get together, Missing they like, how old do you think these guys are? So Katie, how old do you, you could just give me over under?

For each of them? Like, yeah. Give me like a, what age do you think they might be? Philby, the big guy. He is 49. He's 48. Okay, all right. Yeah. Yeah. He's 48. OK, all right. Yeah.

He's the only one I feel confident in that. He's my age. Yeah, he's his style. His personal style is very different from yours. But he doesn't look old. He just presents as old. Yeah, it's the pants. It's the slacks.

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Yeah. All right. Okay. Yeah. And then Skeeter is like just 40, I think. I have no idea. Yeah, he could be anywhere from 28 to 73. Wow, Otis Hazelrig looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that's that's that be anywhere from 28 to 73. Wow, Otis Hazelrig looks like shit. But also if I didn't know that Lane Smith, if I didn't have other experience with Lane Smith,

I would have thought he was 56. But Otis Hazelrig also lived to like 2004, 2005, like he was in stuff in the 2000s. I don't know him. Charles Durning is in a ton of stuff. Do I know him from things? Tell me what I've seen. I want to say he was an old brother where Arthel but I might be wrong about that. Oh have you never seen that? It's delightful. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. It's really fun. It's George Clutie being charming, who doesn't like that? Oh, fair enough. And John DeToro? I do love John DeTurro? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. to. to. Yeah. to. to. to. to. Yeah. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to they. the. the. to the th. the th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to to to to th. I to to to tell. I to to tell. I to the. I th. I want th. I want th. I want John DeTurro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in the Muppet movie, which I liked a lot. Okay, yeah, yeah. Got that. Oh, buried in Arlington National Cemetery because he had a silver star, bronze star and purple heart.

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confused like she can't be older than Philby. Let's move on from this. How old are the actors in this movie then and now? It was that thing of when you like see a picture of the traveling Wilburys from when they came out in the 90s and we're like, oh my god they're so old and like some of them are in their 30s and you're just like the fuck is happening. Rob was watching Frazier the other night. Rau, their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th thee, thee, thi, thee, thee, thi, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thee, thee, thi. thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thi. th on. I am the same age as Kelsey Grammer in that first season. Ross is seven years younger than me. For real. For real. Wow.

Yeah. I mean, I look great. You look fantastic. I don't look like Kelsey Grammar in the first season of Frazier. So there's that. Everyone do yourself a favor and Google Kelsey Grammer falling off stage. It's a god damn delight. I will do that later.

Have you never seen that video? No. He's like talking and he's going. So that's when I was at the United Nations. Oh! It falls off the stage. Why is that so funny? I know because it's him.

This is where I have the note, I feel like Clue Gulliger should be in this movie. Yes, this is sorely lacking a Clue Gulliger. So Otis sees the two of them, like, he sees Mary Lee, Mary Lee kiss Bubba, and he's like, they're up to no good, because I'm a pet her ass. Such a piece of shit. So he goes and rounds up the town dickheads, who I only refer to these guys as the town dickheads in my notes. Yeah. Then we see Bubba and Mary Lee walking home and she is just a mischievous little scamp. She is a scamp. And she goes into the neighbor's yard because they have a gnome fountain. Look at all those fucking gnomes, send Alan an email. He'll tell me about it.

Leave us a voicemail. Yeah, leave us a voicemail. 412-407, 7025. You got it, yeah. Look at you. I'm good at numbers. You got a hand of numbers. Let me tell you.

I select. Man say that mango. So she sneaks into the gnome garden and there is a dog in there with her. Fuck that dog. And so the dog attacks her and we see Otis fucking Koolaid Manning down a fence. Cut to Bubba does to say her yeah. Buba. It's cut to Bubba, then carrying her home. We're told she's dead. We're told she's dead. Dead from a dog attack. I would imagine looks like dead from a dog attack. Sure. Not just some scratches.

Not, but also you'd be like an animal attacked her. Yeah. How does any of this happen? Anyway, Otis yells, let's get the dogs and the guns, which is just a line in this movie. And the town dickheads go, okay, that sounds good. I like that the guy brings out the dogs, puts up in the truck. He doesn't get in the truck. Whose dogs are those? He just stays behind?

He's like, I'll give you the dogs, gun horn honk or that's like but-bop-bup-bop-bup-bup-bup and then like the dogs jump on and they go somewhere else and do it again and a guy jumps on to the gun and it's like okay you've got a guns and dogs honk. I love that they do that and we still only smells like. No, we don't. I have no idea. Yeah, no, I don't. So Bubba goes on the run because he's now scared because he's seen a lot of things and he has developmental issues and he is scared. He's scared and we learned that these men have fucked with him before. Yeah So he knows to be afraid of like the town people. Because the town dickett, he runs home to his mom. Who's lovely?

She's great. She has the last name Brando and I need to know if she's related to Marlon Brando. That's Jocelyn Brando. And she is the brother. What's that? It's her brother. What's that? It's her brother! It's her brother. It's her brother. I feel like he could have got her more work.

She was great. Come on, Marlon. Yes, she had had. Actually, she had a lot of, she had a lot of good roles. I'm sure. Oh, she was in Mommy Dearest. She was in Mommy. She was now. She played the mommy? Or the dearest? Neither. Oh, you know how much I love that movie. I do. I do. She was Barbara Bennett. You won't let me have a single wire hanger because of it. Um.

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And then mom can, the dickheads come to the house so she confronts him. And she's like, will you leave him the fuck alone, you fucking dickheads? And you're not the law. He's wearing, he's like has this government job really went to his head being a male carrier. He also wears that nothing you never see him in anything other than the mail carrier uniform usually with the hat. One of those hats called? Oh I don't know. Oh a pith helmet. Is that what it's called? Yeah, a pith helmet? Like pith like the sour part of a fruit? Yeah. Hmm. It's not very cool. No, no. No, but that, but he that that that that that that that that that that that that that that is is that that is that is that is that is that that that is that is that is that that is that is that is that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi the sour part of a fruit? Yeah. Hmm. It's not very cool. No. No. But he has pithed off.

Oh. Dad has entered the chat. Someone calls, I think the mom calls them egg suckers, which I like a lot? Oh no, Otis refers to the dog as an egg-sucking dog, which is the thing people used to say to dogs. Why? I don't know, but it's in a Johnny Cash song. That's why I know egg-sucked dog. Oh yeah, do you have egg suckers, question mark? So Bubba is hiding inside the scarecrow. Yeah. He's gotten into the suit basically. So we see his terrified eyes inside of the scarecrow mask. Inside of the burlap, the scariest of all fabrics. So what do the town dickheads do when they find him in the scarecrow?

They shoot him. They take turns shooting him a bunch of times. His mom doesn't come out or anything. No. Yeah. Yeah.'m just thinking there must be a cop in this town. Because there's a lot of shots fired. Yeah. Like it, it might be overkill. If you've been to farmland, there's a lot of shots going on most of the time. Oh yeah, I guess so, huh? Got to shoot your corn right off the stock. Is that how you get it down? You gotta shoot your shot, you know what I mean? Yeah.

So we learned that Mary Lee is indeed not dead. She's going to be fine. Not only is she not dead, they released her from the clinic half an hour ago, which they have run down to Baba's house, physically literally run. So she must have been there for 15 minutes and they were like, you fine. That's the extent of her injuries. The cops call to Harless and they're like, hey man, you know what, the girl's fine.

This has all been a big mistake. He actually saved her life. He cool-aid manned his way through the fence, which is what they say in the movie, and she's fine. Yeah. Commercial break. Yeah, you can tell. Yeah. Very funny. Like Twitchy guy, or Twitchy guy who is also dumb guy is like being twitchy and dumb and then it like fades out. And you're like, yep, that's where you put it. And then it cuts back to they're in court on trial for the killing of Bubba. Sorry, they put the pitchfork in his hand. Oh, that's right.

But he's still tied up. Yeah. How are they menaced by a man who was tied up? And why does allegory. Yeah. I was like, oh, okay, okay, I see now. You got that out in 1981, he snuck it in there, look at you guys. Objection, objection, your honor. Every time he says it, objection, objection, your honor. I love that guy.

I love the lawyer, the, I guess district attorney, who's the most like, C L U lawyer that's ever showed up anywhere. He also looks exhausted. So tired so many bags under his eyes. Tarkas circles under his eyes. He has not slept in months. He's been working on this bumma case. I guess so. Because he knows that these guys are just dickheads. Part of the court proceedings in this universe are just screaming at the other attorney and having that attorney scream back at you and then the judge asking questions of the witness and then deciding everyone's fate. Ah, lawyers to approach the bench. I can't have you two yelling to each other.

I'm gonna let this guy go because you two are yelling too much and upset in my agita. I thought they were being tried the same day because he was wearing his work uniforms still and then they like cut over to the defendant's table and they were all wearing the same clothes. Like I guess that happened, huh? TV movie, that's the one set of wardrobe the guy. Yeah, Harlis is gonna wear that shirt and he's gonna like it. And Otis is just bald-faced lying to the judge. Yeah, here I had hoped that he would go into the woodchipper. Yeah, he does not. He does not. The judge is like, because these men are members of the community, I'm gonna let them go. Yeah. Just everyone's a member of the community. Yana. I think that was code for white guys. Sure. Yeah. No evidence. No case. And then Mrs. Ritter was like, there's other laws. the the the th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. he's hea. hea. Yeah. he's he's hea. Yeah. hea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. hea. Yeah. Yeah. hea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. hea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. he. Yeah. he. he. Yeah. he. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. he. he. he. he. case. No case. And then Mrs. Ritter was like, there's other laws besides man's law.

Other justice in this world besides the law. Yeah. Which I like a lot. Yeah. Because they should know because they're vigilante justice guys. Exactly. Yeah. She's going to curse them. And Otis says something about fried chicken to the DA. And then in the next scene, it's just Lane Smith screaming, fried chicken over and over. And then all of them going, ma'am! And the whole town celebrates the fact that they got off. Which is insane.

You're the mailman, I'm so proud of you. And so then we see a conversation between Mary Lee's parents where, okay so it's like, some, this is insane, the time of this movie is insane. Yeah. Enough time has gone by that these men were taken in, arraigned, you know, had some sort of court proceeding scheduled and executed, you know. Mary Lee is still... 11? Bedridden? Or somewhat? And they're like, we haven't told her anything yet. It's like it must have been weeks. And her dad's like, just don't ever tell her anything.

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Which, like, we see him look at it like as if that's going to take away from the person who gets it later. I get these titties first. Yeah, first dibs on your tits. But he takes it out of the brown paper wrapper too. Oh did he? I missed that. Yeah, I can't do that. And I was like, man, stop believing that guy's tittief. But maybe it's gonna be like the Halloween party from Hackelanern. Just tits everywhere at the church Halloween party. Worse, maybe it's the lock-in. Uh, so we see, uh, is it Harlis that sees?

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of Napoleon and like a portrait of I think Patton? It's a velvet painting? What are you doing in here? How do we say he's an awful person without putting a picture of Hitler in his bedroom? That'll do it. He's like, I told you never to come over here. How does it look?

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And I was like, sir, I don't either. Otis is breaking up with you. Yeah. And he pitches the idea that it's the DA. It must be the DA. Yeah, because he's the only one to know. And the DA was like, if I find any single shred of evidence, I'm thi. Oh my god. This is where I wrote, this movie is totally bereft of logic. But still somehow enjoyable. Oh my gosh, I genuinely loved it. I wish I had as much time to drink as these guys do.

This is the fucking, it's pretty much the 70s so you just drink all the time anywhere. I love that. I love that. Back to the idea of road soda, you just have a beer between your legs while you're driving around. We just need fewer cars on the road so you're less likely to hit them, right? Sure, and less safety protocols in the cars than if you do hit something. More likely to die. Yeah, I'll take the bus. Scream the kids about Soundgarden. I love the bus.

Didn't you scream at kids about Soundgarden? I didn't scream at them, I admonished them because they didn't know who Soundgarden was and I don't understand just because my voice raises doesn't mean I'm screaming. How do you not know who Soundgarden is? I did yell. Listen to fill on black days, it'll change your life. Now it fucking won't. Those kids don't only listen to it. They're like, is this ever going to kick in?

Not really. I love you so much. I hate myself. So we go back to Harlis. He goes look for the scarecrow but it's missing. Right. And then there's somebody in his hayloft. It's woodchiper time. And he kicks the stick over that was holding the scarecrow up and I was like, good job. Good move. Nailed it talk. Exert some control over the situation. So the woodchipper turns on and then he turns it off, and then there's something in the hayloft.

Right above the mouth of the woodchipper. And he keeps going, Sam, cut it out, Sam. And it's like thinking the DA is about to shove you into a woodchipper is the fucking funniest. So he goes up and he hears something slam up in the hayloft. He goes up there and he's looking around and he's like being real trepidacious and then like he's drunk so he falls. Because he's always drunk and see aforementioned previous issues drinking all the time.

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I will take that. And just a plate of fried eggs? I was like, yes, please. Give me that. Someone passes him the plate and they're like, oh, you missed to Lane Smith's house. What's his name, Harless? Harless, yeah. We cut to Harlis' house and they're taking him out on a gurney and I was like, yeah, what are you taking on the gurney?

Well, first one, he's having his breakfast, his housemate? His housemate? Who knows? What theymeat? What to Mar. He's dead now, you know. Wow. And notice is like, oh, let's, let me drive the mail truck over and say what's going on. Yeah.

I love that that's his, his like personal joyriding vehicle is something the fucking taxpayers are funding. Now he's the great detective. Wow. Can I ask a quick question? Yeah. Why is the DA at the scene of this accident? Okay. Yeah. Like go home Sam, you're tired. You need a nap. Sam, you're so tired. You look like Vince Vaugh and go home. And Mary Lee can, was she at this crime scene or an accident scene? No. Because at this, okay. She hasn't become a weird ghost in the movie yet. I just have a note that she can really sneer great stink eye on that kid.

She might have been, maybe I just didn't take a note on that. It seemed like a lot of people were crowding around this town. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not much going on in this dumbtown. Oh, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the to thee to to to thoooooooooooooooooooo. the. the. the. take a note on that. It seemed like a lot of people were crowding around. Yeah, yeah, not much going on in this dumbtown. Oh, I think he may have gone back to Mrs. Ritter's house and she may have been there. Oh, because he's being so terrible to Mrs. Ritter, which is crazy because he knows he knows he murdered her son. Oh, that little girl for or something. Oh God. Yeah.

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Why didn't he go in the woodchipper? Because he has to die and must more ridiculous stuff. I do have a tough, oh Miss Ritter, she a tough lady. She's a tough, tough, tough, tough lady. Now we see that Philby has a scarecrow? Good thing these guys all have farms, yeah? Even when they showed the mechanic, I was like, how are they going to get a scarecrow in here?

Which turns out to the scarecrow on his land. Cut to Halloween party? Where Otis is apparently going as a Merrill Man. He literally gets no other wardrobe. They couldn't even let him wear his street clothes. I do love where he's looking through that skull window decoration though. It's like a great shot. It really was. Yeah. So this is where he like corners Mary Lee in the hallway? Yes. Yes. And Mary Lee's like, Bubba told me, he told me everything. Yeah.

Yeah. And he's like, I'm a sex pist. And the cop sees him and it's like, hey, officer, where are you all the sex best, but it's like 1981 and we don't do anything about it right now. Well, then I thought he might have just been a townsperson dressed as a cop because it's Halloween. I said, the cop tell.

I said, the cop the movie. Yeah. That should have been more skidaddling. And Philby and the Mechanics show up and they like bum-rush the show. I love their song in the living year. The Philby and the Mechanics. Oh, that song will make it cry. Will it? Yeah, I don't know. Says the guy who has cried to dancing in the dark by Bruce Springsteed. Oh boy. Is it the I want to change my, yeah, I know it is. I know it is. My hair, my clothes, my, my clothes, my hair, my face. Face. Oh, fuck. So Philbie and the mechanic.

Find him at the party, you're like, you're gonna go see the scarecrow. And they threaten Otis with going to the cops, because you're like, I don't like this. Yeah, it's intimidating. It's scary. They go out there and the cicadas are so loud in this scene. I couldn't hear a fucking word anyone was saying. I don't know what to go to the cops, I mean I'll probably do something, I don't know what it is, a mailman, what am I gonna do? Yeah, really, what is he gonna do? I don't know, but he's like the town bully. Yeah. And then he goes on to do the worst shit that he's done so far in this movie. Go fucking try to kill Mrs. Ritter? Yeah, because he he believes that she's the one behind the the one the one the one thagh. thagagagagagh. Yeah. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi is thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. Yeah, thi. thi's their thi's thi's thi. thi's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. Yeah, he. Yeah, he. Yeah, he. Yeah, he. Yeah, he. Yeah, he's he's he's he's he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. Yeah. Yeah. thin. toe. toe. too' is like, too' is like, too' is like, too' is like, too' is like, too' too' too' too' too' too' to' too' thinks is the one putting scarecrows all over the town and taunting him. She is a tough old thing though.

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behind the chair and puts his hand around her face. Yeah. She does not bite him. No. She does not stab him with a knitting needle, which is such a missed opportunity. She doesn't. He broke into your home. You're allowed to do that. Yeah. Yeah. And then he, uh, kills her. Yeah, which has a heart attack. Yeah. But he is, it's his fault. It's his fault. For sure, he's a murderer.

And then the kettle whistles and scares him. So he looks at the gas, the fire, the gas, the fire, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, and fire, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, and, and fire, and gas, it, it's, it, it's, it, it's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and gas, and gas, and gas, and fire, and fire, and fire, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, fire, fire, fire, the gas, the fire, gas, fire, gas, fire, like a movie. I know what's going to happen. He causes the house to explode. Yeah, and then the house explodes. Yeah, like a real house does. Poor Mary Lee, this is a lot for her. Yeah, that she finds the last vestige of this world that connected her to her friend Bubba is now dead. Yeah, and she seemed to have a tender relationship with Mrs. Ritter. And then the next scene we see her just cradling a doll staring into space, and I was like, well, she's not well. She's gonna kill somebody.

Yeah. Uh, Philby and the mechanic seemed shook is a note that I have. Yeah, the mechanic is like filling up someone's tank while the the the and he's just like, ugh! It's like the drudgery of small business ownership. Also, why is he never clean? He's always filthy. That's how you know he's a mechanic. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

It's weird to see a scarecrow here. Like what if it just rolled up in a car and was like, ding? It's got hydraulics. I love that. Cut to nighttime at the corn silo with a grange or whatever it would be called. Who knows? Green silo. Grain silo. And the pigs are going nuts. Yeah. And then he finds like the source of the sound which was a hanging chain. It's like, ah, that old hanging chain gag. Why I oughta. But then he turns around and a figure in his house turns off the lights. I loved, I thought that was super spooky.

And that's supposed to be Bubba, right? The ghost of Bubba? But it isn't. Also, I wanted to compliment Philby when he comes around the corner with that axe handle and he assumes like a batting position I was like this guy's played some ball. Yeah, he's got a good stance. Philby was a catcher for sure till he blew his knees out. It's smart for him to go for his car. Yeah. But alas. It will not start. It will not start and then instead of running when the car won't start he checks under the hood which is crazy because he's like being chased. Well, maybe I'll just fix it real quick. It's like, I know your friend's a mechanic and he taught you some things, but like,

run! What did Skeeter say to do when I did this again? He's poking his finger into like the thing that spins, you know? The spinny part. Yeah, the spinny part. You part you sometimes have to put your finger in. What? What part of a car is that? You know, it's under the hood. You know, you gotta wake the hamster up that makes a thing go. I don't know why you don't know what I'm talking about. Anyway, he runs to the green silo.

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It's not that expensive if you're going to put up this big structure. Put some fucking rungs in there. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, who could have seen this coming? The door is locked. Oh and he's he's freaking out. I mean this is upsetting, nay, terrifying, right? Yeah. Yeah. Here comes the corn exclamation point. What a terrible way to die. What a terrible way to die. The old dry drowning. And then he dies. And then whoever it is, turns off the corn. Yeah. Yeah. And seemingly cleans the belt because there's no corn whatsoever on it. Anyway, dumb guy is dumb. That's my next note. So Otis is like, hey dumb guy, let's go dig up the body. Yeah. To prove that he's dead. And he goes, he's under five yards of ground. I thought, 15 feet. They dug Bubba down 15 feet. Well, is that square feet?

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And then the scarecrow looks at Mary Lee, turns its head in like a nice sort of stop motion you weigh. Yeah. And gives her a flower. And she says something like, now, theyce. And she says something like, did you take that maliciously? No, not at all. No, it's just two friends, a ghost and a girl.

They're gonna have a high jinxy television show to themselves later on. I wish. Mary Lea and Bubba solving crimes from the afterlife. Which we can't watch anymore. You can't ruin everything. Katie. Give me a score in the ratings phase. Not the movie I'm looking for. No, which may or may not exist. May or may not exist.

I laughed it. Yeah. I thought it was great. I could not believe it was a major TV movie. I thought the acting was great. I thought the, though it was completely missing the logical piece of any movie, I thought it was a lot of fun. I didn't even get mad at that. I'm gonna give it an eight. I would watch this any day of the week. That's awesome.

Yeah I really enjoyed it. What about you? A solid eight. I agree I didn't see this until I was in my 30s. Okay. I need to see this movie it's a god damn delight yeah yeah go watch Dark Night of the Scarecrow everybody yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no go or no more zero no no more or zero not even really any violence except the shooting I guess the theater of the mind but it does it so well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's good spookery. I loved it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm still going to figure out what that scarecrow movie is. So there's a movie from the 80s. It's just called either Scarecrow or Scarecrows? I think there is one of each. Oh, fuck. Have we done either of them? I don't think so, not yet. There's definitely one where like a special ops team is being the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the th. th. thi. thi. the thi. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. So, the the the the the the the the the the the the th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I is th. I is th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I's. toge. toge. I's. I's. I'm. th. the th. I's. I'm. th. I being taken out by scarecros. That was the one that I thought was maybe our next most likely because I thought I would remember that but like would I? So we'll have to try that again. Yeah I'm always done for the scarecrow search for Jason Scarecrow Dragon. Thanks. Katie.

Alan. Ask me what we're doing next week? What are we doing next week? We're doing a movie that neither of us have ever seen any of the seven films in this franchise. I cannot believe there are seven of them. We're doing the Eliza Dushku classic. Love her? Wrong turn. Is it a classic? I don't know? You can say. If you want to tell us what you think of Eliza Ducku's movie wrong turn, you can leave us a voicemail because we have one of those now. 412705. Is that what it is? I hope so. That's what I've committed to memory so that's going to have to be it. 7025. Yeah, that's what I think. Fucking hell. 412407, 7025. Yeah, leave us a voicemail about wrong turn and let us know

if we've made a wrong turn. Did we get any voicemails this week? We did, Katie. We got a voicemail from Alex Van Lue. Would you like to hear it? I would and also I think Alex Fan Louis used to have our theme song but we had to take it down because it was making dogs upset. That's what I'm saying. It was a good song but apparently it was hurting dogs. Yeah we know what upset dogs but here's what Alex has to say. Hey where will fanbulans this is Alex Van Lubey, a labor and delivery nurse by night and avid wannabe horror movie

sound designer by day. I've been listening to your podcast since 2018 and part of the reason I stayed sane in becoming a nurse and that process was listening to you guys day and the day out. So thank you guys for all of the awesome content, all of the awesome episodes, even if I disagree on some of the movie choices that we hate on, like Insidious. I think there's love to be made for Insidious. But I digress. Hopefully one day you finish off the Paris Hilton Horror with her rock opera film horror and thank you guys so very much and have an

awesome day. Bye. Paris Hilton has a rock opera. So many people have requested that we do that. Can we do it? Yeah at some point. Okay well how lines were eight years in? I mean do you want to do a Paris Hilton Rock Opera horror movie? Yes! A million times. Yes. Hey, ask me what we're doing after a wrong turn. Because it's the Paris Hilton Rock Opera. And I'm so mad you've been keeping it from me the people have been asking about it.

If you'd like to request the Paris Hilton on Rock Opera, that's 41270. Nope. Nope, F025. 4124107025. I got a Google number so you guys can leave messages. Paris Hilton Rock Opera. Isn't it repo the something or other? Yes it is.

Hey, this reminds me, and I don't know when is that Glenn Danzig movie coming out? Oh, I don't know. Okay. Hopefully soon. This reminds me and I don't know why, when is that Glenn Danzig movie coming out? Oh, I don't know. Okay. Hopefully soon. Oh, I can't wait for this. None of these other people are actors. Oh, Paul Sorveno's in it, I lied.

Oh, wow. Bill Mosley? Chopped up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. .

the Blackheart's fame? That's the one. How many other Joan Jets do you know? Punch them in their faces. Oh, Kevin Power? Who's that? I don't know. It's a great name though. Actually, these people all look like adult film stars. Well, yeah, they're all adults. Yeah, they're in films. There's a porn store on the term pike that just says mature fantasy.

And I always think it's like, ah, somebody else is paying my taxes. What a mature fantasy. Someone makes all my meals and I don't have to live in a boarding house. Not a mature fantasy. Oh man, if you want to make me bacon, leave us a message. Leave us a voicemail if you'd be willing to drop bacon off. It has to be cooked though. I don't want raw bacon because I have to cook it. That's the problem. If you're just going to drop it off, that's Instacart. I can do that.

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