Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 387- Wrong Turn (2003)

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

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Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it'd be good on a hot day by the pool. Mm-hmm. Not just sitting in a couch with your friend? No, no, no, whatever we're drinking it Katie Alan what are we here to talk about this week actually before we get into that. Oh shit Can I get a breaking news bulletin? Happy said? Oh, oh yeah, buckle up Duhh td-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-a-a I really liked that. Thank you. The long national nightmare is over. I saw Tom Savini in the Bloomfield Pool. Oh, tell me how tan he was. He was so so tan. So, so, so, so tan. Did you see the post on our subreddit where someone ran into Tom Savini?

And the to all Tom Savini could ask them was if the bloomfiel pool was opening this year? It was the most perfect interaction someone could have had with Tom Savini regarding this podcast. Yeah, I think I've heard of it. Me too, Tom Savini. A lot of people say that. Yeah, I think I've heard of that. You know you haven't.

You'd remember. It sounds like some words that I've seen together before. But it was just, it felt like an, I know we're still living in a pandemic, but it did feel like the close of the book where I could see Tom Savini in his natural habitat again. Sure, no, I mean I feel like nature's healing. Yeah, yeah. I mean everything else is garbage, but yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll always have Tom Savini at the pool. But on that note, what are we doing this week? Oh, Katie, we're driving somewhere when we've made a wrong turn. Yeah.

I mean, I think there were some wrong turns made, yeah. To 2003, starring Eliza Dushkill, and a man who I only refer to as ghost ship. Ghost ship! I was so happy to see ghost chip back on the big screen. That's Desmond Harrington for you playing along at home. Yeah. Everyone in this movie look like you knew him from something. Sure. I think that's a lot of TV actors. Okay. And Jeremy Sisto, a TV actor. Oh, Jeremy Sisto. I love him. I just have such a thing for him. Oh, really? Yeah. You think he's hunky? I do.

Okay. I can see that. Yeah. I mean, ghost ship's nothing to sneeze at either. No, he's not my style. Yeah, sure. Jeremy Sisto is all my footer. It's going to go to the nurse and I'm just really into that. Ah, clueless, it's truly the perfect movie. I need to watch that movie again. I think you'd like it. I'm sure I would. I loved it back in the day. Good. I remember realizing that it was a retelling of Emma while I was watching it. Yeah. I was like, oh, this is Jane Austin shit. I th th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th like, oh, this is Jane Austen shit. I only know that because you told me that. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm the cool guy. You're the well-read one. I don't know if that's

true. I've not read that many classics. Sure. Yeah. Sure. Sure. I haven't even told you this. And I haven't even told them this. But thank you for giving me the song of Ach Ach Ach Ach Ach Ach the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. I the. I the. I the. I was. the. the. I'm that that that that that that that that that that. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I that. I that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I this, but thank you for giving me the song of Achilles for my birthday. Oh, okay. It's so fucking good! Oh, I'm glad you like it. You guys read that book? Go read that book, it's so fucking good. Man, her other book, uh, Circe is phenomenal. I will read that next.

It's so good. After I read the other book you gave. Then I passed on to you. And after I read it, I'm gonna pass it on to Perry. Hell, yeah. Y'all, give books to your friends. They'll love you for it. Katie. Rock climbing, your thoughts? No thanks. All right. I would do an indoor rock climbing thing where you fall into like mats. Sure. Which is not rock climbing, but I guess wall climbing. I do that. Not going up out of a fucking mountain, are you crazy? It's definitely in there with like, yeah, if I'm being chased. Oh, if it's the only exit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like for Funsys, nah, I'm good, thank you. And look at the guy who's doing it. Rich, fuck off. She does say to him, don't be a dick rich. I was just like strong angry. I love that we never learn her name, do we? No. He calls her slow poke, I guess that's something. Oh, it's pokey. It's pokey. And then he dies immediately, which is just so, I'm so thankful for. Because I was bummed that I was going to have to watch this guy.

Uh, not a rock climbing movie with this guy. This fucking guy. Yeah he gets like jerked off into the woods. He does get jerked off into the woods. He jerks him off into the woods. Yeah and he's there's blood dripping so you know he's got a boo boo boo. Mm-hmm. And then she's trying to grab the rope or hold the rope or hold the rope or rope. She cuts her rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thro the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope throo th throo throo thro- thro- thro- throo throo throo throo throo thro thro thro throo throo throo throo throo to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th th. She th. She th. She tho tho tho to to thoooooooooooooooooooo to the to to the the the thoooooooooooooo to he rope. Because they're pulling her up the hill on her rope. Right. As she was demanding Rich do because she couldn't pull herself up. Right. She really flings off that wall. She does.

And is in no way injured? No. She's strong like ox. Until someone jumps down and she gets pulled away. Yeah. Yeah. then we get to the opening credits, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, the the. Then we get to the opening credits, which is just a montage of things that seem spooky, like dolls or cells under a microscope. It was just like

Yeah, we're getting the stock 90s credits. Yeah, despite it being O3. Yeah, but it was giving me 13 ghosts vibes. Yes. And it's that the disappearing. it's at the disappearing letters like in Sleepy Hollow. It was just very nice. Terrible film. Oh come now, come with it now. And there's all these newspaper clippings that say things like Mountain Man Legend and deformities by in breeding at which point you're just like, here we go. Genetic mouthper, br, bur, burr, and it's like, oh yeah, great, great. That's why we have cells.

Yeah, hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Oh, man, come on, and there's a bunch of missing posters as well. Always with the missing posters. Yeah, I like your dislike of missing posters. I mean, have you ever seen... Well, have you ever seen them... And Moss?

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Well, no, he always says the thing where he tries saying a word, get it out, and he just changes the word. Yeah, that's fair. And that you're sitting here in no pants. I mean, th th th th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weird. I mean, Pork you pig in it, baby. Stan Winston Studios did the makeup on this. That was a note that I have. Which is crazy because you don't see very much of it. None of it, yeah. I felt like I didn't even know how many bad guys there were because they're kind of indistinguishable because we don't get to spend any real time with them. They have cool names, like three finger, saw tooth, one eye. Really? I didn't know that?

Well, we don't see them at all. No, I feel like it's a real miss there. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, so then we're in West Virginia. Great, the guy from Ghost Ship is a note. I wrote, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I, the the the the the the the the th, I th, I th I wrote, oh I had a tiny phone like that and I loved it. O3 I had a phone that like fit in the literal palm of my hand. So great.

Now we're holding these computers in our hands. At first I thought this was taking place in Pennsylvania because he has a PA license plate. And I got kind of mad about it. Okay. Because that, that, this is very similar to the X-Files episode Home which also takes place in Pennsylvania which is also phenomenal. It's phenomenal and only aired once I think on TV. Yeah yeah yeah it was too scary. It's so good. So good. Yeah. But I just don't like them doing PA dirty like that. Sure. Honestly I'm gonna be honest with you I really don't like doing Appalachia dirty like this. Yeah. Appalachia.

I agree. The idea that everybody who lives in Appalachia is just a bunch of inbred hillbilly folks. Yeah, it doesn't make you a filth person just by living in Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Ohio. They're filth people, no, scratch that. How dare you. In North Carolina, I guess. Yeah, sure, down to Georgia, up to Maine. You know, whole Appalachian?

Maine is not Appalachia. That's where the Appalachian start. Well, I'm sorry, but it isn't. Kentucky? Sure. Yeah. They might be filth people too, I'm not sure. I don't have enough experience with them, but I know they like horses and that's a little too much for me. What with their derby? Isn't that? That's the filthy rich people's problem. Right. I mean, regardless, I just don't love the idea of like deformed redneck bad guys, it's done so often. Sure, yeah it seems by 2003 it seems quite

trite and boring. I guess the director of this movie was like it's my homage to or maybe the writer was like maybe they're the same person who knows. I do a movie podcast. He was like this is my homage to the Hills Have Eyes and it's like you don't fucking say. Oh, that obvious thing? That obvious thing? That obvious thing that you did. Okay, okay. And like when he's talking to the guy outside the gas station, you're just like, why are you doing this?

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Did you say summer teeth? Yeah. And I was just like, hey movie, you want to dial it back a little bit. Just take it back. He's not even a harbinger. No, no. He's just a guy. Just a guy. Yeah.

Also, what this movie presupposes is that despite being from Pennsylvania, you would take your eyes off the road to gaze at a dead deer. Sir's no, they are fucking everywhere. It's like a mile marker. That guy, the gas station does have my favorite line in the movie though. What's that? Because a ghost ship's leaving any kind of condescently is like, all right, you take care now. And the guy the gas station goes, you're the one is going to need to take care. Yeah, I did like that.

And I like that guy being petty. Which reminded me of today on Twitter, Twitter's all the flutter because of Jordan P. Peterson. Jordan B. Peterson. The, the, the, the, the, the crazy psycho, psycho, the psycho, the psycho, yeah, he, uh, they sort of clip from him being a talking head somewhere and it just goes, Woke, mob, we'll see who, cancels who? Wait, is it like cut together things from different words? No. Oh, it's a dumb thing that he said out of his mouthhole.

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Yeah. He's driving super fast because he has a job interview in Raleigh. I think he was saying Raleigh, oh, by the way, this movie's only available on YouTube, so there's no subtitles. So I did a lot of guessing. A lot of guessing. A lot of guessing. And also, I feel like that was a bunch of sequels? There's like seven sequels. Like how the fuck is this not on Amazon to rent? Yeah, no, it's nowhere. You can

watch the trailer on Amazon, that's it. Why? Why would I do that? I don't know? It's like just warming me up for the movie that I can't rent. I like the before he sees the the deer and he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. I I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I' tre. I' tra. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I's. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I's. I'm. the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the hits the car. He's got the he drops his I don't know I'm assuming three doors down CD that falls and he's like scrounging around for and I was like to just leave it on the floor. Yeah just listen to a different CD. Yeah What do you do? What do you do? I got a three doors right now dog? Three doors out. What was there? Jumpers? Is that three doors? No. thrown. three words? I. the the three. the three. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Three. their. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. th. Three. Three. th. th. Three. Three. th. Three. th. Three. th. Three. Three. Three. th. th. Three. th. Three. th. th. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. th. th. th. th. th. th. ththat three doors down? No, that's third eye blind, but you can be excused for being confused. Three words, the number three, okay, I'm in. I don't know, I don't know either. Do they sound like nickel back? Who knows?

Yeah. My next note says, it's me, Eliza Dushku, and I am a beautiful single tough rugged woman. Why does she always have to play like the, the, thia, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thus, tho, tho, tho, tho, thus, thus, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I three, I three, I three, I, I, I thu, I thu, I, I thu, I thu, I thu. I thu. I thu. thu. thu. three, three, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooo, thooo, thoooooo, thoooo, thu. Three, thooooo, thu. Three, I'm th have to play like the, I can tune you color up, but my makeup is also very on point right now. I have perfect skin, but I can roll around in blood too. I don't know what I mean by that. That makes her sounds like she should be in the fast and furious movies. She should be in the fast and furious movies. She can replace your most hated. Michelle Roger gets. What's what's, what's,'s her fuck? What is that lady's name? Oh my god this guy in

the sunglasses though? Do you think they put those sunglasses on him to hide the fact that he's 10 plus years younger than the rest of the cast? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a teenager. I mean literally he's a teenager and they're all almost 30. And that almost 30 year old lady blows him. Yeah. Yep. So immediately, there's the, uh, Jeremy Sisto's car has been disabled by barbed wire with razor blades wrapped in it. You don't have to do that. One is enough. Yeah, you gotta double up, though. I guess I can save all the time in the world.

Yeah, mm-hmm. And so Jeremy Sisto and Carly and Eliza Dushkew and GoShip have to go for a walk to find something. Yeah, help, question mark. There's gotta be a town. They leave behind Francine. Why is that lady's name, Francine? And Evan. And Evan, the child.

And she immediately goes down and you're like not even out of earshot yet. They're doing some like foreplay talk that I just couldn't make any sense of at all. I rewilded a couple times. I was like, I don't know what you're saying. Can you give me the gist of what you think it might be? Um, no. I thought he was saying something about like power bars? He was that before or after that she was eating and she said she doesn't know where it is.

Was that before or after this? It was pre? No, it was post BJ. Post BJ was the power bar. I don't know, I don't know then. I have no idea what they're talking about. I do like the idea of like, hey, have you seen my food? No. No, nope. wrinkling the wrapper. So we're cutting between them and the four of them, the other four going to look for help.

Jeremy Sisto was wearing this gigantic sunflower necklace and I have no idea why. Is he supposed to be a cult leader? He knows a lot about cult. He does talking about them later. Yeah. I don't know. But he's also talking about his wedding to Carly. He does not want a foe James Brown because there's no one like James Brown and a foe James Brown is really quite intolerable. That's a line in this movie. What I like is that he and Carly have all the chemistry of two people

who have never met that are waiting in line of the subway. Absolutely. They're both like, well you're attractive but it's just not there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I I I I I I the the the the the the the the they. I I they. I their their their their their th. I th. I th. I'm just th. I'm th. I'm their their th. I'm just their their th. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their. their. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. their. their. I's their. I's their. I's their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I's th. I's the. I's the. I's the. I's the. I'm thoooo. the. the. the. their their thoooe. their their their their, but it's just not there. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, I'm just going to put this out there now. I think Eliza Dushkoo is a fucking terrible actor. You love her, though. I do, but she's also terrible. I think she just has one setting. Yeah. And it's like, uh, you know, just being like... We've often said that people are showing you how far pretty can get you?

She's really fucking pretty. Yeah. She's beautiful. That's how she got this far. Yeah. And seemingly no farther, because when was the last time you heard anything from Eliza Dushke? She was on some CBS show that she got fired from for speaking out about being sexually harassed. Oh. That's the last I heard of Eliza Dushkoo, but I think she got like a $9 million settlement or something. Oh, good on her. So she probably just doesn't have to.

Yeah, who needs to work? Yeah, who want to pay me not to work. Hey, did anybody say they would make me bacon? I sort of remember asking for that. No, they're... Fuck you! No, bacon takers as of yet. That's dick. You don't, you don't really want them bringing your bacon. No, I just want someone to make me bacon.

I'm excited because we did get a message from, let me get their name, right? Hell raising hot sauce, they're sending us hot sauce. What's their favorite thus? What's their favorite hot sauce? What's their favorite? What's the same? What's your favorite? ?

What's your favorite? Same? Yeah, yeah. I have this Old Bay hot sauce that I really like. You fucking love Old Bay. Slides? You know, the slip on bath shoe, flip flop? And I was like, I'm with it now. I was like, Missy, it's $42 too much? Yes, yes, it is. Yes, yes, it is. Especially when you have those great crocks. It's true.

And an assortment of flip-flops and other slip-on shoes. Yeah, man of leisure. You love a comfortable foot. Goddame, I do. Here are the too. She is. Anyway, at one point we cut back to Francine and she's calling sunglasses guy. Yeah. And he's not answering. So she gets out of the car and finds his severed ear with those two cartilage piercings in it, which is so fucking 2003. I can't stand it. I think I also had two cartilage piercings in 2003.

Ooh. Yeah, big time. Oh man, I'm two years away from getting my ears pierced. What? You know when I turn 50 I'm getting my ears pierced, remember? Oh that's right. You're gonna do the Barry Bonds tanglaring earrings. Or a slash lost boys. Yeah. Bury bonds. Baseballman. You get that every time. And then Francine gets a by her mouth garating. Yeah. That's a garotten way to tie. Wow, you are just on dad mode tonight. I refer to Jeremy Sistow and Carly only as baby and baby in my notes. Because he's all baby baby, baby.

Baby. Baby. Not my thing, man. If somebody called me baby that much, I'd be like, yeah, no, we're not doing this anymore. I'm actually a 38 year old woman. Call me boo. And then he, when they see the house, he goes, can I get a whoop? Because it's 2003, and it's so fucking embarrassing. And I'm embarrassed for him because I thi's better tho, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, the th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, yeah, thi, yeah, thi, thi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thi, thi, th, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th? Because it's 2003, and it's so fucking embarrassing. And I'm embarrassed for him because I think he's better than that. You gave him the woop droat, didn't you?

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And no one says anything else. What? At least she farted. Is this when they find the moon tower? No, this is when they go to the house and they go in for the first time. And baby has to pee. And there's a deliverance reference because of course. Yes. It's West Virginia. And everyone, there's a backwoods filth person. And baby needs to go inside to use the the. Yeah. It's like, fuck you pee in the grass.

Yeah. Unless you have to shit. And then shit in the grass. Then shit in the grass. The fucking woods, lady? Yeah. Who gives a shit? I've never shit outside, though.

I mean, either. I would hold it for days. I've always dreamed of hiking the Appalachian Trail. And then I'm like, yeah, but there's got to be bathrooms, right? If there's not bathrooms, I'm not doing it. I think there's enough places to stop that you could shit most of the time. You're going to wake up in the morning and just be like, ooh. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I gotta dig a hole. Things are going to be weird. Or just pee poop, poop, poop on the ground. Forget it.

Just wear diapers. Jeremy Sistow is yelling around about something he read in Newsweek, which really should have been I read in the Atlantic, but that's a miss on their part. Maybe that's just saying he's like a low rent. Ritsy dude. I read it in Reader's Digest. Condensed version? Yeah, the big font. So they find like a fridge full of jars

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There's a music box. And a pile of sunglasses. Yeah. Why don't they wear those sunglasses? Oh, one eye doesn't them? Well, he's got one. I didn't even notice that one of them only had one eye. See, that sucks, because I like to see stuff like that.

I like to see one eye. Yeah, I like to see monster design. Yeah, no, they did not give it to you. No. And then there's like, someone says it's a garage sale from hell. Yeah. I I I I I I I I I I I that's a garage sale from hell. Yeah, I think that's a go ship, yeah. And then babies in the bathroom and the toilet's disgusting because backwards filth people. Yeah. And there's a hand in the bathtub. Yeah. And she... her reaction is, oh no! Oh no!

But it's like, oh I'm not doing this. Yeah. It's not like, oh God. She never does get to go to the bathroom, does she? She dies full of pee. Yeah. As she wanted to. She died doing what she loved. Holding her piss. Holding her piss. And then she runs out and yells to Eliza, Dixie.

Yeah. Who is her name Dixie. So then I refer to her only in my note as Dixie. Well, she is, you know, a whole time's not forgotten. Look away. Um, the... It's so dumb. So as they're going to leave the house, they see like a caravan of old vehicles rolling up the driveway. Yeah. The tow truck that we saw earlier and then now it's towing Sistos

truck. Right. And they come they come in with Francine. Yeah and start hacking her apart. Which then we see her again and she's fully intact. Uh-huh. Yeah. They put it back together. Okay-dok. That's their day fun. I mean he is taken tak. tick took took he th he th he he th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi is tha tha tha tha tha tha their their their their the thoing thoing thoing thoing th their th th th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to toe toe toe towe towe towe towe towe towe. towing towing towing towing towing towe. towe. Uh-huh, yeah, they put it back together. Ok-doke. That's their, that's their day fun. I mean, he is taking a little napper after that. So I guess, you know, that's a lot of work, hacking somebody up and then putting them back together. It's like a rainy day-da-in-a-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day-d. They're just, it's so much, it's so much and so little all the same time.

So much and so little all the same time. So they are all hiding in the house while he falls asleep. Yeah. And then they try to sneak out. Hot idea. Just fucking murder this guy in his sleep. Sure, yeah, go to grop. Fuco.

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got a 50 cent piece for every tooth they lost. And I was like, look at you! He's a he. Can I have more? No! So, they are sneaking out the door. Oh God, poorly. Ghost Ship is holding on to the spring on the door, like on to keep it from creaking, and he's looking like it's the most painful thing in the world. Oh, you got a little pinchy, relax. Everybody gets pinched in a screen door every now and then.

He looks like he put his dick in the spring. He goes, oh, oh, uh, letting it dig right in there. It's like, I need to got Tommy John surgery. My shoulders really bothered me. Yeah, it's elbow surgery. No, it's elbow. Nice try though. Sorry. You got Barry Bonds. I can't ask for too much. So they're running, baby falls down, get the fuck up, baby. And they run up to this clearing of cars, abandoned cars. Yeah, which we have seen also 1,000 times in berries. And they don't just keep running, they stop. What's this now? If they had just kept running, they probably would have gotten away.

Sure, it's not like these guys are fast. Focking ding-dongs. Don't linger. These people with all their genetic mutations and chromosomal anomalies, whatever the fuck, they were forcing on us to the beginning? Are they all men? Yeah, they keep mom on a rolly thing under the bed. I do love that episode of the X-I'd damn it. That's also got baseball in it too. That's right.

Yeah. Kids playing baseball and then they'd find a baby under home plate. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and it had they, oh, they breathed in the dirt. Oh, why come they could only they they they they they they they they they they they they've they've they've got they've they've got they've they've they've got baseball. they've they've got baseball. they've they've they've got baseball. that baseball. that baseball. Oh, it they've that baseball that baseball that baseball that baseball they've got baseball that baseball that baseball that baseball that baseball they've they've they've they've they've they've b baseball they've b baseball they've b baseball baseball baseball they've b baseball baseball baseball they've b baseball baseball baseball they've b. It b. Oh, it breathed. Oh, it breathed. Oh, oh, oh, oh, it breathed it breathed it breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It breathed. It's breathed. It's breathed. It's breathed, it breathed, it's breathed, it's they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've breathed that episode once on the TV? Great question. Another great question is Eliza Jushkoo says, how do they get away with this? And I was like, great fucking question. How? She just grabbed that string on that sweater and started pulling and pulling. And the movie fell apart around her. Ugh. So the bad guys come up to the clearing, the car clearing. Yeah. And they decide to run and scream, the menfolk.

Yeah, to throw them off the path of everybody, of the lady folks, because they have to be chivalrous at this point. Because they left the truck running. Yes. Yeah, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, the, th, th, point. Because they left the truck running. Yes. Yeah, it's like they decide this plan and Eliza Dushkoo or someone is like, who goes? And ghost ship is like, me? It just takes off running. Yeah. If the question is who goes, I would never say a fucking word. I would never speak again. Well, I didn't want to talk before any of you. I wanted to let one of you volunteer volunteer the the the their their their their their to volunteer to volunteer their their to volunteer. their their their to their their their to their to to to to their to to to to to to to to be to be toe. to say. toea. toe. toogeau. toogeau. tooom. tooombs. tooes. tooes. tooes. toe. toe. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. I'm. t. I see what happened here. I wanted to let one of you volunteer because I know you pride yourselves on being brave. And like of course he gets fucking shot. Of course he does. This is like, why don't in these movies, these very stupid movies, anyone

acknowledge that these people have ranged weapons? Hmm? It's so dumb. And that they probably shoot things to eat and are probably very good with same-sad-ranged weapons. They're not going to the Kroger, are they? No, they are not. Yeah. Yeah, he gets shot and then Cisco's, or yes, Cisco shows up. Ooh, that dress of scandalous. Oh, that dress of scandalous.

You're shaking that of what the time. You're still doing spring break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe he's not dying his hair silver anymore at this point. I bet he still does. Oh yeah, else is going to get recognized. Cisco. Bong the bong the banda.

It's like every morning Nelly just unraps a bandaid. Let's th do this. That was just till his brother got out of jail. And I think he's out. Oh, was that? Yeah. I thought you said that was just how his brother got into jail? And his brother was like, I've got a cut on my face. I have to go home from jail now. And they're like, oh, sir, please. So because ghost ship gets shot, Jeremy Sisto runs out too.

Yes. And they make it, somehow the guy who gets shot in the leg makes it to the truck. Well, it's because the ladies run over and grab him. He's like a med student or something. Or medical school graduate? Either that or like pill salesman? I couldn't quite nail him down. Because they, well, he says in med school they make you work on animals before cadaver.

So I assume he's a doctor. Yeah. It's got like some drug information book in his car that they're flipping through when What's her face was eating the power bar earlier Francine? Right, right. But do you love the lady's like, fine, we'll drag him. Yeah, god damn it. And also, surprising to no one,

Dushku and Ghost Ship have a little love thing going already. Well, she's the single lady. Would you find out about later? Yeah. And he's the hunky, hunky Caesar cut man. Ah, it's not doing it for me. No. Just too fucking pretty. Yeah. You're Jeremy Sisto every. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. the like, I don't want to watch this movie anymore if Jeremy's sister is out.

It goes out like fucking Boremear. And then baby is crying and she's just going, eh ha ha ha ha. When she's briefly, like the director was like, I don't know, laugh like you've gone and said, now don't do that anymore. There's like a brief pre where she's like, ha ha ha ha ha! And then she's just like, never mind, I'm saying it, it's fine. Yeah, no, fuck it.

So this is where they find the moon tower. Then they go up into like the watchtower that's up there that has that has that has that has the moon tower and they go up into like the the watchtower that's up there that has a log cabin on top because you know it's wild they're sitting there because a bear trap has gone off yeah and almost caught ghost ship's leg yes which at the bear trap and then you could see it like runs up the tree like it wouldthere and baby goes, look at that, guys. And there's this enormous looming watchtower, 30 feet in the air. Like, how did you not fucking all see that?

What I love is that you mustered so much more emotion than she put into that line reading. Thank you. Hey guys, like, yeah. I'm not real professional. Also at this point, YouTube started recommending me watching someone's wedding reception video. Oh. I don't know why.

It kept popping up in the top right of the screen and it was like, watch so and so and so, so and so's wedding reception video. And I thought, why the fuck what I want to do that? What have I been doing here that? That makes you think I'm interested in this? Like, how is that related? I don't know. So weird. Where were you watching? I got what you were watching on your phone? On my laptop. Okay.

So I can, you know, on the big screen. Okay. Yeah. I had a cast YouTube to my TV. I can never get that to work, right? It's always a little laggy. Yeah. Yeah, then you don't get any pop-ups, which is nice. Yeah, they're not like, hey, the latest episode of Hot Ones is up, or that show that you

watch hosted by Fat Mike from No Effects. Really? What's that? It's Fat Mike's Fat Mike. What is that? He just interviews people. No, I bet he's pretty good. Yeah, and he's also funny so sometimes I watch Fat Mike. You like No Effects when you were young, a young man?

Do I like No effects at 48? Yes that's, yeah, yeah. They're good. Yeah, hold up. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Any who. Did you watch the wedding reception? No, I didn't get to it. Probably want to get home. You like watching movies about you with genetic mutations. Check out this wedding reception. Unbelievable. Do you like it when Carly finds the glow sticks and she's like, hey, hey, and bangs one away.

Like, yes, you should all definitely climb up there and get trapped, right? They look out over the vast woods of West Virginia, which is probably Vancouver. Wild and wonderful. And they're like, wow, there's really nothing out here. Yeah, Dum Dum Dumps? Where did you think you were? Yeah, where were you go? Where were they going? I don't know. At this point, baby says, we are all going to die. And I just thought like, nah, one of you's

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leads to the, what I like to think of is the interminable scenes in the tree tops. Okay, yeah, this goes on a while. There's so much of these dickheads just walking around on tree branches. Right, because they block the trap door so that the bad guys can't get in. Right. And then the bad guy somehow pool and break the radio, which I didn't understand how that happened at all. Who knows? Yeah. I guess the cord was plugged in outside of the tree house.

What? And then the bad guy set it on fire. Of course you fucking would. Also, they have torches. Did you not see those torches coming and think, wow, we're in a large wooden structure, we're trapped 30 feet in the air? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Because the cameraman made sure to show you those torches

as they were walking up. Yeah. into the trees and I'm wondering like would you really jump like a belly flop like that? They all do it. No. No. I think we decided once on the show that if you're gonna jump from a great height you should try to land on your hip. Yeah yeah try to absorb it. But I decided I would go my butt because that's where all my meat is. I don't just bounce. Yeah, I mean I don't know how I would jump onto a tree branch. I'd probably try to go arms first, probably try to get the arms around it. Okay, which is a bit of a belly flop, isn't it?

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I think, because they keep getting really fucked up and then just walking around later. So, uh, Dushko and Ghost Ship hide behind a waterfall? Yeah. And then sleep behind Sam said waterfall? She tells the story about my boyfriend dumped me and I'm really, really hurt. And they brought me here because they were good friends like that and it's all my fault. And he's like, it's not your fault. It really is. It's really your fault.

And then he's like, oh no, you want to make out or something? Do you think they make out? Do they make out? No. Okay, good. But that's the vibe they're giving off. Yeah. Well, they're both so attractive. This true, beautiful people can't help them, I guess. They wake up. The monster men have gotten them, I guess. It's like a lot of the action takes place in such a chaotic way, too, that it's really hard to tell what's happening. Yeah. Like this bit where they grab her from behind and he kind of gets thrown forward.

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Just bust through the wall. So funny. He didn't have the lights on. which I thought was a real missed opportunity. I would have the lights on. Safety first. Just for fun, these. Just for the power trip of it. Also, when did he have time to make Molotov cocktails?

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and then use the final shot to shoot the gas tank of the police vehicle, which is like, could have probably gotten a little further away before you did that. And they seem surprised that they are blown to the ground by doing that. You have a shotgun, the range on that is pretty far. Ah, I don't know. How far? How far? How far?

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it's very hard to tell what he's looking at, because again, it's dark. But I think he finds that like a severed neck. I don't know whose neck it is. Like, where the where the where the where the where th is where th is where th is where th is where th is where th is where th is where th is where th is where th is where th is where th is where the where th is where thi. thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where is where is where is where thi. thi. thi. thi is where thi. thi is where is where is where is where is where is where is where is where is where th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi is where th. thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where thi is where the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the thee the the thi is thi is thi is thi is should be. Okay, it was, I was like, how could you identify it if it's just a neck? Well, that's all I saw, frankly. And then something, a shadow passes behind him. And there's one last scary shot of the guy who does the giggling. Okay.

Um, and he's all burned up now. And then new metal kicks in. That's the end of the movie. Don, dongongongongong. Do, d-dong. It th. It th. It th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the movie. Dong, di-dong, d'i-dong-dickie-do. It's like Bah, what to ba? Mm-hmm. RIP. Not on this show. Then, after the movie ended,

I scrolled through the comments on YouTube. Uh-oh. Overwhelmingly positive. I thought, did I miss something? People were like, this is my favorite movie. This movie is a treasure. Everyone's, it's so well acted. The actors had so much chemistry and I was like, is this, this is YouTube? No one's just calling them slurs for being Jewish?

Because that's what you see everywhere. Yeah. Was it all like, E. Dushko, Probably. People are like, the first the of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the first the first thi. thi. the first thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It is, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. the the their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. People are like the first two of these movies are so fucking great. Iconic. It's like they're so brutal and great and you feel for the characters and I was like what characters? I gotta say. Yeah. This is a poop shoot. Wow. I don't think we've ever had a film that is a straight of poop shoot before. It's not, certainly not the worst thing we've ever seen. No, not by a long shot.

It has fine actors doing bad dialogue. Yeah, I mean I watched the whole thing. That's something. Yeah, there's good, yeah. Why don't you rate it? Why don't you? Uh, three. Yeah. I was like, th this is why I've never watched

this franchise. It's very bland. It was everything I knew it would be and so much more. Yeah. I think I just can't, I feel like if I had seen this movie in 2003, it would have really scared me, but I just can't get behind a like running away from bad guys for an entire movie, mov any more. Yeah. I mean, I just like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like a film like your next really ruined that. Yeah. Or she's like, actually, I'm gonna fucking hold my ground and murderize all of you. Yes. Yeah, absolutely. And that's so much more rewarding. Right. Or ready or not or any of these films, yeah. Katie. Alan. We have a voicemail. Ooh. Oh,ail line and I'm gonna hand you this so you can read along as I play this voicemail. Okay thank you. Hi Katie, hi Alan. I should probably be a little bit more responsible and maybe have called you when I wasn't, let's say toasty, but here we are.

But anyways, I just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of the content you guys have made across all the years you've been doing this. And while I'm still a fairly like recent fan, like I've been following for about two years, I still feel like I've known you guys forever. So thank you from the bottom my heart. I know the rest of the community community community community community community community community thiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, th, th, let, let, th, th, th, th, let, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, th, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tho. tho. thank you from the bottom of my heart. I know the rest of the community also shared the same sentiment. And keep doing what you're doing. And hopefully, things just keep getting bigger and better. Also, I'm so sorry if you can hear the pitterpatter my kids in the background.

They're currently playing and destroying everything. But anyways, this is going on way too long. I love you th you th th th day. Why are you drunk watching your kids, Bukaru? That voicemail is a fucking journey. It takes you from point A to point B. There is a wrong turn in there though. There's a shy a mollum twist that happens. They're destroying everything because you're not watching them. No, I hear you. I'm often drunk around my child. It's so much funnier. Also, we love you too. Thank you for your kind words. Yeah.

Oh. Everyone's so nice. Everyone is so nice. I do like this trend of drunk phone calls that we've been getting. Please drunk call us. I love it. 412, 407, 7025. You're with numbers. I love a number. Who doesn't? They're easy to eat. Katie. Alan. What are we doing next week? Next week we were going to do the Paris Hilton Rock Opera and I know a lot of you got really excited about it but I balked at the last minute. Yeah. But then Alan told me about how excited everybody was, so we're going to do it week after next. I promise.

I got the best text message from Katie, which was, yeah, I don't know if I want to do that right now. Why don't you pick an Italian horror movie? I said that. I did. And Alan shrieked with glee, I heard it three neighborhoods over. And I said Katie, I've got the perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect the got the perfect movie for us. What is it? I want to introduce you to my favorite child character of all time.

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