Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 39- Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

Episode Date: July 20, 2015

In this week's episode, we get angry about the level of effort put into (or more accurately, not put into) the 5th installment in the "Leprechaun" franchise, the 2000 film "Leprechaun in the Hood." Did anyone give any shit about this movie at all? It does not appear so. Special topics of discussion include: Tyler Perry characters, Ice-T's acting chops, positive rap, spending gold instead of money, and what in the world was actually happening with Coolio??  Werewolf EMTs, how could you do this to us? We know that technically it's our fault but we're blaming you anyway. What did you think of this movie? If you enjoyed it, tell us why! We sincerely want to know. Get in touch at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram@werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Love in the hood come to do no good. Why? Hello? And welcome to another episode of Weirwolf Ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here in my friend Alan. Hi, Alan. Oh, hello, Katie. I'm Lepricon Alan. You have to rhyme every word or every line. The only thing that rhymes is Gallin. Nope, that's it. We're done. 41 years in the earth, I only only get a gallon.

How are you? Oh, I was better with the gate. Yeah, I think we all were. Full disclosure, this is the first lepercon movie I've ever seen. Me too, I'm never going to see another one. We're doing lepercon in the hood this week. In case you didn't get that. Leap in the hood come to do no good.

Seriously, leap in the hood come to do no good. It's so bad. Yeah. Okay, now my full disclosure. Yeah. I don't remember a fucking thing about this movie. So before I left for work today, I printed out this two-page synopsis from uh, IMDB. I have not read it. I don't know if it's accurate. But I looked at my notes and I was like, what the fuck does any of this mean? I was hoping that your full disclosure was going to be that you're a zombie fly girl. Why are they zombies?

They are not zombies. Do you know what a zombie flygirls is? That is not that. Well, a leap, a lepricon. Well, the lepricon. Can you fuck someone to death? fly girls a death. All right, so here's what I'm thinking we should do. I have this this synopsis. Okay. We'll just go through a paragraph by paragraph. Okay. All right. thank you to a Crystal Claire and Ian Radique who put this together on IMTV. I cannot speak to the

veracity of this. Sometime in the 70s, Treasure Seekers Mac,, Daddy, Onassis, Ice Tea, who, by the way, is fantastic in this movie. He is one of the worst actors I've ever seen in a movie. I wholeheartedly disagree. I think he is bringing it. I think he's bringing everything he's got to the situation. I think he's bringing everything he's got to the situation. And it's a lot. You're right. We agree. Nope. And Comrade's slug break into a small room inside of a disco nightclub. The duo come across a trove of gold guarded by a statue of a petrified lepricon, played by Warwick Davis. Is it Warwick or Warwick?

Warwick? Okay. Mac Daddy only presents interest in a magical flute which is said to hypnotize its listeners into a euphoric trance that has them fall underneath the control of the flutes player. One, no, we did not know that. We just saw the stupid flute for the entire movie where when you blow it it makes people look sad. I'm assuming in the previous installments this flute has come up. I don't know. I think that's something that we should have probably looked into but didn't. Blah blah, blah. I know we said we're going to go through this paragraph by paragraph. Okay, Slug continues to collect the rest of the gold as well as removing an amulet from

around the lepricon's neck, thus unfreezing him. The leprican sets to work recovering his gold by killing. the to kill the the tapapapapapapapapapapapape, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. tho, tho, tho, the, the, the slu. the, the, slug, slug, slug, slug, the slug, slug, the slug, slug, slug, slug. the slu. the slu. the slu. the slu. the slu. the slu. the, slu. the, slu. the, slu. the, slu. the, slu. the the the the the the securing the emulet back around his neck in an elaborate manner. He throws it in the air and it lands on his neck. Let's be honest. You can see the fishing string holding it out. Therefore, refreezing him. How long had he been frozen prior to this?

Not long, I don't think. I mean he knew the I have a dream speech. This movie's racist as fuck, so we can start there. For me, like, I don't hold a lot of things sacrosanct, but the I have a dream speech is one of those things. I'm like, don't, don't fuck with this. Can we not fuck with this? And that's the first thing out of his mouth. Yeah. Free at last, for you, that.

Thank thrifice, I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the, that, that, that, that Right there are minutes. Yeah. There's a thing that I would like to do with this movie, which would be a Leparcon, this is the fifth installment, Leparcon 5, Lepricon in the Hood, 5? Lepricon in the Hood. There's no 5. The number is not involved. Okay. Drinking game, where every time they say like homey or yo, or da bomb or da b-a-m-a, the the the the the time they say like, homey or yo, or da bomb, or motherfucker, or some version of motherfucker, you drink. And then you'll be dead, because that's literally the entire script. So that's where we leave iced tea. He has a fro and a huge afro. A terrible week. I love ice tea. I know you don't like him, but I thought he was, I thought he was lovely in this film.

So Mac Daddy Onassis, we leave him there. Because he owns asses. Yeah, fuck this movie. I don't understand any of the dialogue in this film. It's not the way human beings communicate to each other. It's just like the shoddiest dialogue. Well, yeah. the tho' the talking, I was like, is he going to speak in rhyme for the entire movie? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Does he do that for all the movies?

Oh, poor bastard. So, okay, fast forward to modern day Los Angeles. Mac Daddy has used the wealth and gold of the flute to skyrocket to the hip-hophape, blah, blah blah blah. It's in the next line says three vengeful aspiring rappers. They're not really vengeful at that point. So we meet postmaster P. Post Master P. Do you think Master P saw this movie and was like, fuck you? I had forgotten about Master P. to you just brought him up. How do you forget about Master P? I think about him every day. Stray Bullett and Butch are this group and they're trying to basically like break into the industry via some competition in Las Vegas. They're bringing positive rap

to the gangster rap world. Yeah postmaster Pee because he delivers positivity. You know it's not a very positive name? Straight Bullet. Whoops, accidental death. It was trying to kill someone else, killed you by accident. I don't know. Here's the thing about this movie. There is only one likable character, and I want you to guess who it is. It's lepercottin. No. No. It's Fontaine. It's Fontaine. Oh, it is Fontaine. Yeah. I mean, like there are no good guys in this movie.

Yeah, and Fontaine's kind of treated like shit. Yeah. So they want Postmaster P and his friends want to break into the industry. They're trying to get to this competition. They're for some reason using chemicals to start smoke bomb. I don't really know during their performances. They blow up all their shit. And they immediatelytry to sell it first to a pawn shop guy named Jackie? Yeah, Jackie D. And then to a Chinese guy named Chow?

Come on. Not even trying. It was like during the scenes with Chow I half expected that like the long-duck-dong riffed that da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Most of the time when Chow was speaking you sell him from behind which means I think they were like ooh he didn't sound racist enough we've got him in his dialogue let's just. Just ad-r that in. Yeah, can we get Mickey Rooney in here to read in this dialogue? So then they decide that the only other way they can do this is basically by rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob the only by by by by the only the only the only the only the only only the only only only the only the only only the only the only the only only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only they they they're they're the only the only they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're the only only only only only the only only only only the only only the only the only the only only only only the only only only the only only only only only. they can do this is basically by robbing MacDaddy. I see. They've already seen him be like a scary bad guy.

Right. And then they're like, well, we'll have to rob him. Do you? Like, I don't know. He gives him a rap try out and tells them they're not very good. Yeah, because they're not. Because they're what people want. Especially in 2000. Yeah. This movie looked like it was made in 1995. Oh yeah, for sure.

When I found out that it was 2000, I was surprised. Because yeah, the style of rap that's in it seems very dated by the time. And just the like the shots of Los Angeles and the way everybody's dressed, it does not look like the year 2000. So Mac Daddy, I'm just thatto call him iced tea, even though it says Mac Daddy and all of these synopsies, walks in on the robbery. Starling Postmaster P. Who shoots him? Immediately shoots him. Yeah. Come the fuck on. You're my hero. You're supposed to be the protagonist of this guy that you're robbing.

Very handsome gentleman though. Bush, yeah, because I'm saying. Bush removes the emulent from around the lepercons neck, which Mac Daddy had kept in his office in the ensuing years? In a gloss box. Why? Why? I don't know. Why did he keep all the leprosk gold in a box on his desk?

It seems like he might have been spending some of that gold that gold. What does he rush limb ball? He's going to keep gold instead of cash? I don't know. I don't know. So they shoot Ice T, they shoot the lepricon like a bunch of times. Blow his arms off. Yeah, and then he's like, me-arm! Why? I've come to do harm. Give me me yar. Oh, is that really it? I'm going to kill myself. I'm honestly going to kill myself. I's tee hea hea he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is saved. I is saved he is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved is saved because he's hea. I's hea. I's hea. I's hea. I's hea. I's hea. I's hea. I'm hea. I'm th. I'm th. I'm going th. I'm going th. I'm going th. I'm going the th. I'm going the the the the th. I'm going. I'm th. I'm th. I's. I's. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm t. I'm going to t. I'm to to te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm honestly going to kill myself. Ice tea is saved because he's wearing like a necklace of a medallion that the bullet has hit. Yeah, I get to him right his amulet. I do have the note that these movies must be mind numbing to write. Like, how do you, like, you've got to get to a point where like, how the fuck am I going to rhyme this? Like, I don't understand when I'm to understand, I'm to understand, I'm to understand, I'm to understand, the to understand, to understand, the, to to the, to the, to the, to the, the, the, to get, to get, the, to get, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' the the the thin' thin' thin' thin' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bullet, the the the bullet, the bullet, the the the bullet, the the the bullet, the the the bullet, the the the the the the bullet, the the the the the bullet, the the the the the the thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, thin, threat, thin, get, get, get, get get it's, get get threat, threat, ththink, oh, what does that mean? I have one or two that I don't know what they mean. I don't know what any of this means.

Here's one. How do they not recognize him because he's traveling through time? What does that? What does that? I don't know. Maybe. and he's like cuts and then it cuts again and it cuts a third time. And they're like, who is that? Oh, it's P. Well, yeah, he's your friend. He's now wearing dark clothing.

Oh, right. He's no longer positive. Right. And they're also touching that crime scene all over with their hands. They're the worst. Yeah. Here's my next note. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. toe. toe. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. th........................................................................................ yeah, yeah. How does he know Tiger Woods? He's been locked, he's been frozen since 1970 something. He's apparently omnipotent and he has just amazing power. Just with his mind he's able to throw you. Imagine if like you could have all the powers of the mind and you spent them thinking about Tiger Woods.

And not brushing your teeth. It's the worst teeth. He is very upsetting. Yeah. So they get this money th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they th they they th they th they they th they th they th th th they th they they thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi hea hea hea hea hea hea hea he he he he he he thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thee. the. thee. theee. thee. theee thee thee. thi. thi. thi thi thi It's the worst teeth. He is very upsetting. Yeah. So they get this money and now they're going to have a big party. Wait, you're skipping the scene, the bathroom scene, where I see is looking in the mirror being like, just need some chronic, just need some weed, smoke this joint, got to relax. And then the leprechaun appears and says, A friend with weed is a friend indeed,

but a friend with gold is the best I'm told. What, what, what? I don't know, ice tea and the lepricon are smoking a joint together, which is kind of nice, I guess. Seemingly the lepricon has gotten high before. Yeah, I mean, he knows what to do. But he's also like, curious aroma. Like he doesn't, whatever.

I was waiting from him to talk about like a stank bud or something. Yeah, but he's like, well, iced hees like, this is debum and the lepricon hits the joint again and goes, da bomb. Come on. Then he said he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he pricon hits the joint again and goes, da bomb! Come on. Then he said something about a gold finger and he rips Ice T's finger off? Why? Because he wanted to show that he meant business? I guess.

I don't know. Okay. Yeah, because they hadn't done anything mean to anybody in a couple minutes. I guess so. I'm only like a quarter of the way through the first page of this synopsis, so I'm just gonna fast forward here. Well we do see the after the ice tea leaves with his ripped off finger and he goes screaming out of the bathroom. We see the lepricon hanging out with some ladies? Yeah, the waitresses from this waitress is from this bar. Oh is that what they were? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? th. th. th. th. th. Yeah? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I? I was. I? I? I? I? I? I? I? th. I? th. I? th. I? th. I? th. I? th. I? th. I? th. I? th. I? th. I? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. I'm the. I'm the. I th. they worked at the bar. But they become his zombie fly girls?

God damn. This synopsis describes him as gorgeous yet deadly fem fatals who were recruited to do the lepricon's evil bidding. So, nailed it. Pretty much sums it up. Okay, then the following day, the trio cashed the stolen gold on technical equipment to be used to enter an upcoming music competition, which sounds like they're playing violins. Yeah. Postmaster P is revealed to secretly taking a flute,

whatever. Later that night, the lepricon kills antique store owners, Jackie D. and Chow Young P. to recover his gold. Can we talk about the Jackie D. scene? Oh, where he meets up with Jackie C in the street? What is happening there? I don't even understand who that woman is? It's like it seems to be like I guess an ex-lover? Right, yeah Jackie C is Jackie D's ex-lover. Of course. And she just appears. Right, she's conjured into existence by the

lepricon. And they start making out. Yeah, and then she starts... turns into a leprecon, like a really tall lepercon. And the leprecon is like seemingly like in a dumpster or something? Yeah, like in a shoebox. He's just going, ha ha ha ha ha. Because he's so happy that these two people are making out. Yeah, it's almost like he's playing matchmaker. It's very strange. And then I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th lepricon kills Jackie D. How? I don't really remember. Yeah. Okay. And then they also kill, he also kills Chow. I don't remember how that happened either. Oh yeah, I don't remember. Is Chal's death up in the, or no, it's not in the

right up? It just says, just kills him to recover his gold. I remember thin the tau. the thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they also just just just they also just tho. thi. they also thi. they also the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. He th. He th. He th. He th. He t. He t. He tha. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. t t t t didn't they just buy beer from him for the party? Like what? Well, also, there was the hilarious scene where Chal showed you all the dances that he knows. Oh, yeah. That was... I feel like I'm being too critical of an obviously stupid movie. Well, it's because it's not actually funny. There's very little actual comedy in it, I felt. Right. I mean, there was a couple of funny thu funny thu funny the funny I thought her whole character was fine and funny she felt like a Tyler Perry character yeah yeah I've never seen a Tyler Perry movie but I assume that you're

correct there's some pretty good ones we'll do it in the Tyler Perry cast but largely like I did not laugh at this movie no not even ones not even like at an unintentional thing. I was just mad. All right. So they hide out with a succession of people. They're like, it's going to be so hard to hide. Mac Daddy knows everybody. And then they just arrive at the apartment of the most flamboyant person that you can imagine.

And it's like, does Magdadi not know her? Seems like, and they throw can imagine. And it's like, does Magdaddy not know her? Seems like, and then they throw a party, like you're hiding. Let's have a party. Yeah, they bought party supplies from Chow, and now they're having the party of Fontaine's. That is not hiding. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but they've got all this money now. Sure. Fontaine is the th only only only only only only only. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. they're they're thi. they're they're they're they're they're thi. they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're they're thi. the. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're a lecher's asshole. Yeah. Okay. The following night the trio paid to stay at the apartment of Fontaine Rivera. Did not know Fontaine's surname. A transvestite prostitute did not think that she was a prostitute? I think that's that's just conjecture on the part of a crystal. And it seemed that well, yeah, it seemed more transsexual sexual than transvestite because they're they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their. their. t. t. t. t. t. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. trio. the. the.trans sexual than transvestite because they're talking about the operation trying to get that money for the operation so. Who knows? Yeah I know I have a feeling. Nothing is treated with sensitivity in this movie. I'm feeling the writer didn't give a fuck. Yeah, he wears woman's clothes getting a dick cut off who who gives a shit. So the lepretane comes over and font the the th f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f fount is to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to th. to th. th. th. th. that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the the. the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the with the lipercol. Yeah, Fontaine seemed

to be like ready for anybody. Also, Fontaine didn't know how to wear a Bustier. No. It was halfway up his tummy or her tummy. Fontaine also is like you're you're perfectly sized or something like no he's not. He is tiny and gross not because he's small but because his teeth. I think the size was... But didn't she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she s she th she th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. Fonte. Font. F. Fontea. Fonte. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. I. F. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. F. F because he's small, but because his teeth. Well, I think the size was... But didn't she say that before she even saw his peeper? Yeah, but I think she's assuming that a man of that stature isn't gonna be... Anyway... So then we hear the leprecant and Fontaine... We see that. We look into the bedroom and see like a humpty hump hump tahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and he, and th, and he, and he, and he-and, and he- and th- and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, he, he, he, he, he- he is heat, heat, heat, heat, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he he he he he he he he he he is, he, he, he, he he he he he he he he he he he he is he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he is thin, he is thin, he is thin, thin, thin, thee, thee, thee, thee, thin, thee is thee is thin, thee is thin, thee is thin, the thee, thee, he's he, that. We look into the bedroom and see like a humpty hump happening and they go into a bathroom and find douche and something else. Oh you

mean the winter's day rather than summers. That was cleverish. Oh no. Listen on the spectrum of clever it at least it registers. In a fantastic homophobic moment they open the door and see Fontaine bone and down and are all going to get sick. They're all disgusted by it. I would probably be discussed by someone fucking that lepercon to be fair. They can't see the lepricon though. No, they don't know it's the lepron until after.

Why are they making this combustible bomb? Because they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all go. They all they all they all they all they all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They all. They all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They are all. They all. They all. They all. They all. They all. They all they all they all they all they all they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they opragon until after. Why are they making this like combustible bomb? They all go into the bathroom to throw up or whatever. And that's when they see the Lepricon coming up. I was not paying close attention. But yeah, so the Leopargon kills Fontaine seemingly mid-Coydust. Yeah, it was cool. Fontaine didn't deserve it. No, not at all. What are you saying here? Be more specific. And he is set ablaze. The trio escape and come to the consensus They need sanctuary. They decide to stay at the local church for the night Yeah, where the minister's a real dickhead too

Yeah, did you notice that every mirror in this movie was broken? No. Every mirror in this movie had a crack in it. Why? I don't know. Why? I don't know. I don't know. Why? I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their in their in their in their in their in their in their. I their. I their. Why. Why. I their. I their. Why. I their. Why. Why. I their. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. I the the the the the the the the their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the tr tr tra. tra. tra. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of someone's self-loathing. I don't know who's. So yeah, they go to hang out with the churchman. Here is actually, I lied. I did laugh in the scene because Cullio gets like third billing in this movie. And they're like, hey, it's Cullio and they cut to Cullio and then they cut back. And that's it! Cullio says nothing, he does nothing, he doesn't even blink. Was Cullio even relevant in 2000? He had already begun his downslide. He was already on like, he had already done the Nickelodeon theme songs for shows.

Oh really? We'd already gotten off that fantastic voyage. Yeah, oh, the fantastic voyage had come to a screeching end for Cullio at that point? in the song Gangsters Paradise when Kulio wraps I'm 23 now, but Will I Live to see 24? He was 32 years old. Also, I have Kulio's cookbook, and it is actually very good. Cooking with Kulio.

Instead of like a tablespoon, it'll say like a dime bag. And you have to keep looking at the back to be like, is that a teaspoon? I don't remember what that is. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was a thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was a th. I was a thi. I was a thi. I was a thi. I was a thi. I was a ta. to. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. references were going to be in this cookbook. They are hefty. He has a cooking show on YouTube, cooking with Coolea. That's awesome. Yeah. Cullio seems like a decent guy, but I feel like I don't know what he was doing in this movie. Like did he just show up to hang out with iced tea and they were like, hey, you're going

to be in the scene. they were like, okay? Behind iced tea and Warwick Davis? I do, I, yeah. Hey, Culeo, that's it, like, what the fuck? I did laugh at that, though. This synopsis does not mention Cullio. Are you serious? Maybe they didn't recognize him. Maybe they do just say his name, hey, coolio. Yeah, you could just think if you it's streets like that the

kids are saying oh that's Kulio. You know I'm not reading anymore of this. Who cares? Well don't miss the point where the lepricon says I'll summon me fly girls. Okay so they lock the lepricon in the reverence safe right and he summons the fly girls to unlock him, I guess. Why are they zombies? They're not zombies. Why are they not fly girls? They're just wearing sparkly dresses.

They were not the dancers in living color. And then there's this like weird sequence where the zombie trials are going out and finding other girls wearing butterfly clips in their hair and then bringing them back for the lepricon to fuck to death? What is this world? This is the synopsis. I'm crumbling it up. Well I can't. No I'm done. I do want to mention that they meet a record producer named Barry Grady, which actually gave me a little bit of a laugh because the Motown producer Barry Gordy. Yeah.

Well, speaking of Motown at the beginning, Iced is like, here I come. It's the 70s. Motown is like over. What are you going to do there? Yeah, so the leprec starts offing the the rappers stray bullet and butch okay so stray bullet he makes him shoot himself in the face yeah that was very sad oh I didn't have any emotions oh my emotions were tap I felt bad because stray bullet was clearly the better rapper than postmaster P

they were both terrible see here's what I thought I thou I thought that the positive rap was just bad and they were like making a point about that that that that that th th th th th th th th th. the point about th. the point about th. that that th. th. th. I the point about th. I the point about the point about the point about the the the the th. I the th. I th. I the the th. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. I th. I the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the rapper than Postmaster P. They were both terrible. See, here's what I thought was at first. I thought that the positive rap was just bad and they were like making a point about that. But then they did that rap in the church where they were like saying kind of like anti-Jesus things. Oh, so I was kind of in too. Oh, yeah, anti-Ju-Ju's-Jah's-Jah's-Jah's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's rape's rape's rape's rape's rape's rape' rape' rape' rap. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th at making it than Postmaster P. did. And no one cares about Butch because he's fat and a virgin. And goofy.

And that's what they literally build him as fat, goofy and a version. It was kind of a bummer actually. Although he does show up with the lepricons for dummies book. He does, he does figure out how to with the plan to, once they figure out that a lepercon is fucking women to death. Why is he fucking women to death? How is it? And so, I don't know, but probably because they established that when he fucked Fontaine to death, so they're like, this is what he does now? Oh, and then do they become his zombiefly girls them to death and then what buried them? puts their body somewhere? Why? Okay. So why do they not just use the flute on ice tea to get him to stop following them? The flute seemingly has all the powers and none of the powers? Well so does the leprecon. He like can punch a hole through somebody's body.

But sometimes a knob lock on a door will stop him. Well, because he's got those floppy fingers, as grandma points out when she has to feed him, because he's got the auteric hand. Takes his eye out, but that was a dream? That was a dream. Yeah, so Butch comes up with the idea to kill the leprican from lepricans for dumies where he rolls a joint with four leaf clovers in it. That's cool. It'll stun him, yeah. It also works on the zombie fly girls because it gets them so okay so postmaster B and Butch after they've put stray bullets body in a car yes they dress up like women. Yeah postmaster B is massively ripped to be a woman. Yeah. And they dress, butch up like a school marm.

Yeah, he doesn't, he doesn't shave either. He doesn't shave either. So their thing is to go try to get the lepricon to fuck them to death, and then they'll get him to smoke them to smoke this weed. Which he does immediately. And then what? So, they get the zombie fly girls to smoke the four-leaf clovers and then they are no longer leprecons for a minute, I guess till the buzz wears off and... They're no longer lepros. They come out of it, they say, up in the hood, come to do no good.

They do no good. They tell Postmaster P where the lepercony is upstairs. Yeah, could have guessed that. He does not recognize them as women. The zombie fly girls have green glowing eyes, so Butch puts on these glasses and have lights on other side of it. Is that what that was supposed to be? What is this world? So they smokes the weed, eventually they get the necklace back on them that turns him back into the stone. Well they throw it into the air again? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, what, what, what the chances, what the chances, what, what, what the chances, what, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what is, what is, what is, what is their, what get the necklace back on them that turns him back in the stone. Well they throw it into the air again like what are the chances of this happening twice and then it cuts you don't see it landing on it. Right. Oh butch gets shot yeah by I see yeah. Yeah. The kills in this movie are very unremarkable I was just trying to remember how anybody else dies and other other than the tribal, which I don't remember.

A lot of people get holes punched in their chest. Yeah. Can the Lebracon even reach a chest? Like, how is he? Well, he has those psychic powers or something. They have the no budget powers of him just moving his hand and people fall down and all that stuff. It seems that the leopricricricricricricricricricric l the le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le leoprican the leopricon the leopricon the leopricon should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should be more more the the the the leop that. So if we cut to Postmaster P on stage, seemingly winning the, or he's a, he's a big rapper now. He's a big, big star. He has the lyric,

I passed the test, they fucked my nest. That's really a thing that he says. What does that mean? What does that mean? Are they just looking for words that rhyme now? Did they just like get a rhyming, rhyming dictionary out of the library? And they were like, ooh, nest, cool. Go, go, go. I put on subtitles to make sure that's what I was hearing. Because he says it, I don't, so he takes off his sunglasses and his eyes glow green, like the zombie

flygirls did. So he's a zombie fly girl. I guess so. Why? I can't. Why is Lepricon okay? Why didn't he get turned to stone? So that he could wrap at the end of the movie?

It's up in the hood. Can I like sue someone for this for like giving me the sadness? I've not enjoyed movies we've watched. I really didn't enjoy this one. It's not funny. Even Ice Tea couldn't save it. And I honestly, you have to admit that Ice was doing the best he could with what he had. Okay. What he had in talent he was doing the best with. Are we ready to go on to the ratings portion?

I, fuck, who cares? I will have to say that more effort was put into God Monster of Indian Flats than this movie. Oh yeah. Somebody at least cared. Somebody, that was somebody's project that, like, they wanted to succeed. And there's a sequel to this, right? Like, there's another in the hood. There's another in the hood, and there's more lepricon movies beyond this. So the, in the lepricon, back from the hood or whatever, shoots off of this, and

there's other lepricon movies that are following a different tr-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s-s-s. Because it's such a good idea. Leprecon is so scary to everyone. It could be scary. Granted. Are they all comedies? The horror comedies, right? As I said, I'm no. Also, is Jennifer Annison in the first movie? Yeah. Man, she really made it.

So did I te. Well, I want to know, like, you have arguably a really good MC in ice tea like why not like drop your colio budget and have him write some of the songs. Do you honestly do you think they paid cool? Yeah definitely. What do you think? Cullio is not showing up for less than 10 grand. I just feel like maybe he happened to be there. Also this movie the entire budget had to have been spent on ice two salary salary. Like, what? I mean, like, there is nothing else. This, oh, God, the effects are terrible.

Leopregum's makeup looks decent. No, that's true. I will agree with that. Yeah. I feel bad talking too much trash, because I'm like, Warwick Davis needs a payday. I'm fine with him. Ewok movies for him to be in. He was an Ewok. He was Willow, right? He was Willow. Yeah. It's just holy depressing. I feel awful right now. Well after you get my rating for this movie, you're going to feel even worse.

Go ahead. This is one bad movie. It ain't groovy. I'm going home. I'm done. Honestly I'm done. I'm so fucking done. This is probably the most upset I have been. Wow. Worse than Killlist. Kill list upset me for a different reason because I didn't understand. At least I, you know, people, people put so much effort into that movie. Everybody's trying and like, Kill List is Shindler's List next to this shit. I didn't hate Kill List anyway. I hated this. I hated this.

You can Kill List no rating. I gave it a sigh, I think. You hated this movie. It stoked in me a furnace of rage. Can you wrap about that? Leap in the hood come to do no good. Are we doing a raiding space? Yeah.

I'm going to give it a one. If you can, probably 3 o'clock in the morning, you've been smoking weed since Thursday. It's Sunday. And yeah, yeah. Maybe. No amount of medicine can make this movie good. I know, I tried. I did actually read some reviews.

There was one review that I read on IMDB, Bill from New Jersey. Bill from New Jersey. thi. I honestly couldn't tell if he was being sincere or not. Like, Bill from New Jersey. Yeah, hold on the New Jersey. I don't know, I can't find it. Who cares?

I am going to give this movie a zero-leafed clover. This movie is just a bag of seeds and stems. That's what this movie is. It's a bag of seeds and stems. It's something that could be good, but turns out to be garbage. You know how in, when we watched Reanimator, you said that made you re-evaluate, return of the living dead,

you wanted to give return of the living dead a higher rating. After seeing like what not trying looks like. Yeah. Because at least trying looks like something. Not trying looks like fuck you. Yeah. I mean I seriously want to drive my car into a telephone pole right now. I'm so upset. Yeah. No it's it's it's just offensive on a lot of levels of like not even trying and Then just like phoning every aspect of it in I'm sure the people who were acting in this movie were trying to give their best job. I see I see I's tee doing his thing the guy who played postmaster P like he's gone on to have a career. Oh, yeah, man. body building? What's it he's how he's so jacked he's so jacked. He's a look good. He's in a movie. Oh Anthony Montgomery. Yeah he's in a movie called I'm done with white girls. He's also on Star Trek Enterprise. Yeah also this movie

really maybe one of what re-watched Tales from the Hood. That's so much better of a ridiculous movie. That's got an amazing hip-hop soundtrack. So Katie what are we doing next week? Next week we are going to be joined by our friend Tara to talk about the 2012, 2012? I'm gonna say 2012. Correct me from wrong. I'll take your emails. Home Invasion film, You're Next. It's available on Netflix and has been for like two years. So you should definitely have watched already, if you haven't already.

What? You should definitely watch it. And we'll be talking about it next week. Awesome. So you can find us on Facebook. Where will beamulance. On Twitter, wear ambulance. I like it when you say it creepy like that. And the Instagram wherewolf ambulance. I'm so sorry guys that we made you watch this movie. You know what? You had it coming. Like I had to watch it. What have you

just suggested this after we asked you to suggest it? I, you know, I do feel bad. But I feel like as our friend you may have to try to th th th th to to to th to th to th to th th to th th th to th th th to th th th to th th th like it to th like it. I to to to to to to to to to to th like it th like it th like it. I like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like to say like to say to say to say th like it th like it th like it th like it th like it th like it th like it th like it th like it to say to say to say to say to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th. I th like th like th like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi to thi thi. I to thi thi thi to thi thi thi the the the the thi the thi thi. had to watch it. What if you did suggest this after we asked you to suggest it? I you know I do feel bad. But I feel like as our friend you may have tried to talk us out of this. Yeah not a single person said hey guys that's 85 minutes of your life you can't get back right and you're worth more than that. Nobody told me I was better than this. Right. We've already been zombie-veered. And now this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the their. their. th. their. their. th. th. th. their. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to to to to the to the to to the the. the. the. the. this? I'm really depressed. I'm going home. Thanks for seeing another episode of Weirwolf Ambulance. Play someone. Bye guys. Bye forever. Nothing afraid, let them afraid, let them afraid, let them afraid, do no good. Nothing afraid, let them afraid, do no good. Not that afraid, come you do no good. Not that afraid, come you do no good. Nothing afraid, come to do no good.