Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 391- Scream 2 (1997)

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

In this week's episode, our second of College Month, we're discussing the final entry into the "Scream" franchise that we've yet to review: "Scream 2." Special topics for your consideration include: an absolute cavalcade of 1997 stars, inexplicable movie theatre behavior, 1997 hair, phone hacks, a serious of extremely 90s conceits and just some nice times hanging with old movie friends. Scream, baby! We've got the original in Episode 44, "Scre4m" in Episode 228, "Scr3am" in Episode 278, and "Scream 5[?]" in Episode 374. Genuinely I'm sort of sad to bring this franchise to a close (lol jk they're definitely doing another one, right?) HEY, we're running a contest in August! Leave us a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you listen, send us the screenshot, and we'll enter you into a drawing to pick a movie for us to cover! Please also give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 412-407-7025. Let us hear what your sweet sweet voices have to say. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail]   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Katie. Alan. What are we doing? What are we doing? We're doing Scream 2? We're doing Scream 2 or Scra tum. Yeah, yeah, Scream 2, aka the introduction of the Stab franchise. Yes, and I think we did this film a disservice by watching 3, 4 and 5 after it, or before it, and not after it as they were meant to be watched, but that's how we treat these franchises.

Sure. Yes. We're testing their merit as individual films. And to be fair, none of them really stand up any of them, when you watch them out of order, do they? It's true, but I have a fun thing to tell you right out of the gate. Okay. I loved this movie. Yes, I'm so glad to hear that. Can I tell you something? Yes. I loved it too. I feel like this was like returning to old friends? Okay. It did kind of feel that way, didn't it? Yeah. I think you're not going to ever go wrong starting me off with both Omar Epps and Jayadapinkett. I would watch Omar Eps calculate his effective tax rate. Like I would watch him do anything. I love him. And the two of them together? Amazing. I did, I, Jada Pinkett Smith was a

lot worse than I remember her being. Come again? Yes again. Wow. Yeah. Star of poetic justice I never saw Poetic Justice, but I don't think she was really the star of much else, was she? No, no. She's in that one, Tales from the Crypt movie? No, I don't know. Hmm. I mean she's in Demon Night. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, we talked about this. Yeah, yeah. There's a Sist a Soldier reference right out of the gate, which I was very excited about, because I was like, th thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. No th. No th. No yeah. There's a sister soldier reference right out of the gate which I was very excited about because I was like no one knows what that is in 2022. Nope. But it's 1997 and people do. 1997. Yeah and I'm renting this movie at Iggle Video. We get the return of Nick Cave's Red Right Hand and I was like oh it was always in this franchise, okay. Yeah, no yeah, but it's also in every other movie and television show about murders too so you know I love the idea that like like this is the meta horror that I harer that I

wanted out of all the other screen movies sure it's so like so self-aware in like a having fun with it way absolutely yeah oh Absolutely. OE and Jeda are at a theater opening of Stab. We learned that he's been sent free tickets. Right. And when they get there they're handed free scream costumes because the studio sent them to the theater. Okay. It would be like if you went to a movie about the Nightstalker and they gave you Richard Ramirez costumes that you came walking in. It's just real shitty teeth. Yeah, that's wild.

It's wild. And also, we're told that Windsor College is in Ohio, so did they just send them to every movie theater in the country enough to give out to everyone? Wild. The studio is spending so much money on this. Have you ever been in a theater where people were behaving like this? Like running, jumping? What, where? When I saw, oh, fuck, my bloody Valentine 3D with Jensenkels? Yeah. People were going bananas. It was like this movie is so stupid I don't give it shit. It's like missing much. People just like talking, talking back to the screen, throwing stuff. I've never been in a movie theater where that's happening. Yeah. Yeah.

It was fine. Yeah it was fun. It was not as bananas as this, obviously. Right where you didn't notice a person getting murdered. Yeah. So the the the the. to the Heather Graham as Drew Barrymore, which I loved. So good. And I seem to recall like in one of the most recent movies, probably the fifth movie, where they're like, they're like, Heather Graham and Luke Wilson, and then like watching it, it's like, holy shit, they were in Stab. This movie is a who's who's who of 1997. It's beautiful. I love it. Time capsule. It really is.

Also is Heather, like Heather Graham's ageless, right? Like she just does not age? I think so. I think her face is just sort of porcelain. Yeah. Yeah. Not me. Well, she's going er now to his girlfriend.

She's like, I'm going to go get popcorn. I just think she's a bit of a shitty date, you know? Sure, she's not here to have fun. She's a breeed to come, and she's making such a big deal out of it. But I do like that she's just kind of making fun of white people the whole time. Yeah, Yeah, well she's just being mean to Omar Epps, who just wants to see the movie. It's true. Yeah, and you got these free tickets. She does also yell at the screen, hang up in Star 69 his ass.

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Well, here, I'll star six seven myself and call you. What's your phone number? It is one, two, three. What does it say? Restricted! See, you can still Star Six Seven. Oh, no. Don't call me, y'all. I'm not taking it out. Oh, no, you are not leaving that in. Do you know how many texts you're going to get? Just like, howling you up? Yeah. Yeah. So, Jada Pinkett Smith's out in the movie theater lobby. And there are, it's just crawling with people who have just come out of the movie. It's the opening scene. I've seen Scream One. They're so jazzed to be coming out of the theater and be there to sing the movie.

Yes. They're re-enacting it in the lobby. I'm so scared I almost shit myself then stay in there and watch it Say in there and shit yourself asshole and then Omar X is immediately like oh I have to pee Yeah yeah why did you pee before the movie started and why are there so many people in the bathroom wearing scream masks they went in sat down and then came back out to pee has no one seen a movie before yeah yeah. Yeah. But he gets stabbed to death. he's he tabbed he. he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. the the movie. the the the movie. the the the movie. the movie. the movie. the the movie. the they. th. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. th. th. th. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. I. the. I. the. Oh. the. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, he's trying to hear what's happening in the stall next to him. Because there's moaning going on. And he's just doing his like, Omar Epps grin. And as we know, he is aroused. Yes, he already has a boner. I thought you couldn't pee with a boner.

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And they all gave them stab knives, too. Yeah. The glow in theater? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I do remember that one of the 24-hour, or no, it was just, it might have been a 24-hour movie theater or a movie marathon that I went to and I wore my glow-in-the-dark, the stab guy. In the theater, everybody thinks it's part of the show. She takes her sweet time dying though. She like stumbles up to the stage in front of the movie theater or movie screen.

Going, ah! She's a bad actor, I'm sorry. Hush! I didn't know you were a fan of Jada Pinkett Smith. Insert, you keep her name out of your mouth, joke here. I mean, I don't know what that's all about, but I assume it's a work, because everything is wrestling. I refuse to read anything about that, but I'm certain it was a work. I would love if Rustle Mania,3, whatever they're up to now.

It was just Chris Rock and Will Smith. No, I don't think that. I don't think they have anything to do with pro wrestling. I think pro wrestling has to do with everything else. I think everything is a work. So you think pro wrestling has leaked out into the world at large? Yes. I think that's probably true. Yes. Yeah.

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Really? Such a good name, scablin. I just see Skank and Homer quite a bit. In like the 97 to 99 corridor. Skank and Homer? Yeah. Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Ska. Okay. We're seeing them at Millvale Industrial Theater quite a bit.

I like that somebody on our subreddit found out about metascophilies recently. I was very excited. Hey, go buy our General's Hospital shirt on T-Public.com.s slash something. Search for Oral Famuilance, I don't know. I would say buy it for your kids. Yeah. Kids look adorable in it. Also, I bet Governor a little Taco Boy agrees with me that wrestling.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you saw him walking towards you on the street, I think you'd cross and walk to the other side as a woman. Which is why he's a good red herring villain. Yeah, he is very good in this. Mm-hmm. And then we cut too, oh, because he's been released from released released released released revealed who killed Sidney's mother because Sidney's testimony had put him in jail. Correct. It was Billy Lumas who had killed her mother and Stu whatever his name is. Mocker? Yes. How?

How? That's really good. That is really good. We've done all of these movies. Yeah, well, he's only in several of them, despite dying in the first one. He's mentioned in every single one of them. No, you're right. I feel like the last one said his name a thousand times. Yeah, that's right, because it were like his niece and nephew or something. Yeah. So we see that he's been released from prison, and he seems to credit this to gale wail to to to to credit to credit to to to to to to be to to to be the to be the to be the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the book, The Wardsboro Murders. Yes. Fucking love Gail Weathers. Her hair is just a fucking time capsule. I love that they have the exact same haircut, she and Sidney.

But hers just has like red streaks in it. Yeah, and she doesn't talk it behind her ears. So then we cut to film class and who's there? Everybody, you love! Timothy Oliphon, Jamie Kennedy, Pacey. Sarah Michelle Geller, they're all there. It's so good. It's so silly. They're talking about sequels that surpass their predecessors and Sarah Michelle Geller says, name one and I out loud screamed, Wegan at Bernie's! Even though I know it's not true and then I wrote just kidding major league. Major League two is better than Major League? Yeah because it's got Omar ups. Okay yeah.

I like him better than Wesley Snipes I have to say. Oh wow different generations. Yeah. I'm more of an always better on black kind of guy. Oh my God. And Jamie Kennedy does like four different impressions in the last scene and a half, basically. I don't like it. He's a lot in this movie. I liked him quite a bit in the first movie.

He's over the top, but you like him? I feel like the goatee is doing something to him here that I'm just not doing. I feel like the go like the go like the go like the go like th th th th th th th th doing. I'm just not having it. I feel like by this point he had become Jamie Kennedy. Okay. Like on his way to having his own prank television show Jamie Kennedy. Right. Where is he now? I saw him last in a blockbuster documentary. I'm a documentary about blockbuster stores. Weird. Yeah. You looked rough. I can imagine. Yeah. Timothy Oliphant looking beautiful as always. You looked rough. I can imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Timothy Oliphon, looking beautiful as always. You have such a thing for Timothy Oliphant. I said this to Missy. She saw, she strongly disagreed with me. I feel like he is aged into his handsome.

I don't find young Timothy Oliphon as handsome. I do recall as a young woman, a teen, not thinking he was cute at all. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what about the crazy's era Timothy Oliphon as the sheriff in that town? You know, Timothy Oliphant isn't for me, but I do think he got better looking. Yeah, okay, okay, all right. Speaking of good looking, we've got Jerry O'Connell in this movie. Does nothing for me. No, I mean, I would not thii. thi. thin. thi. they. they. thi. thi. they's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. their. their just like when we find these men that we don't have to fight over Yeah, I mean, I don't want to fuck Jerry O'Connell Let's let's be honest cannot say the same about Timothy Alvand You want to fuck him? I would. Yeah, let him fuck him. Yeah, if he asked you say yes Yeah, and to try something out? Yeah, who might say no? Who are you to say now? So they're they they they they are they are to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say? to say? to to say? Who are to say? Who are to say? Who are to say? Who are to say? Who are to say? Who are to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to say? Who to to to to to to to to to to the the th to the the to the to they? Yeah? Yeah? Who to to to to to to the to the the to say? Yeah? Who to say? Who th to say now? So they're having a press conference about the murder of Jada Pinkett Smith and Omar Epps on the college campus where Sidney Prescott goes. Where the movie is about her, like it just makes no fucking sense.

It's like Sidney Prescott lives in a world where everyone is constantly trying to disrespect her. Yeah, that's a hard life. That's a hard life. And Courtney Cox It's like Sidney Prescott lives in a world where everyone is constantly trying to disrespect her. Yeah, that's a hard life. That's a hard life. And Courtney Cox is there as Gail Weathers. Looking great, except for that hair. And we meet Debbie Salt, played by Lori Metcalfe, whom I love. I just, she's another person I would watch, to do their taxes.

I was like, she's like the fuck the fuck alf doing this movie? She's me. Have you watched Hacks? No. I know you told me to. Highly recommend it. Okay. And in season two, Lori Metcalf shows up and you're just like, this is a delight. Thank you. I, what I love about Lori Metcalf in this movie is that she does not blink.

Not once. At this one I have the note, this movie has everyone. And we haven't even seen Rebecca Gahard and Portia de Rossi. Her eyebrows are doing all the lifting of her in this movie. It's amazing. Also I just want to point out that when Randy sees Gail Weathers, he goes, oh she had caffin plants, which I thought was very funny for some reason. Yeah, so Rebecca Gahart and Portia D'rassie show up. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're th. They're th. They're th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They. They. They. They. They. They's. They. They's. They's. They's. They're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah funny for some reason. Yeah, so Rebecca Gahart and Portia DeRosse show up. They're the sorority sisters. Yeah, they're just like the shitty sorority sisters, the thing that ties all of these movies

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That the rest of us aren't watching. For sure. They're doing all the stuff off camera that we're just not seeing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And Dewey is just wandering around the campus looking looking like a real ding-dong. Is he still a cop? Yes. Why doesn't he have a gun or a badge? Because this is not his jurisdiction. But he would still have a gun?

No, you can't just roll around with that shit. Yes, you can. Not in America, Katie. Oh my god, are you telling me there's gun? No, I don't think you can just have your cop gun with you all the time. Maybe you can, I don't know. If there's any, after everything we've said, if there are any cops listening still. Let us know. Or it's like your dad was a cop.

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hair, which I liked. I mean it's probably obvious. They have great chemistry. Oh I know I love them in this movie. Yeah. They have all the chemistry that Jerry O'Connell and the Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tet. David. David. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. David R. I tet. tet. tet. tet. that's. that's. that's. David the. I love them in this movie. Yeah. Yeah. They have all the chemistry that Jerry O'Connell and Sidney Prescott do not have. No, she is not into him. No. No. The sorority girls, they walk up, they're trying to recruit Sydney. And they walk up and Porsche Rossi goes, hi. No, I really mean that. Hi. And I love that and him going to use to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the theycoe C. they. they. their theirie theirie. theiry. their c. their c. their c. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. No, I really mean that. Hi. And I love that and I'm going to use that. That is fucking funny. Love the Omega Beta Zeta's drink with your brain. That's our motto. And I think that's a good motto.

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But she's a film theory major. She really needs to put her knowledge into effect. How so? Like, she's got the fuck out. Her friend comes in and then walks out and she doesn't just like leave with her. Well, she's the sober sister. She's got to be there for other sisters. Yeah, but like, I don't know.

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I mean, just the sheer amount of contingency planning that they would have to do to make to make to make make to make make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make the work to make the just the sheer amount of contingency planning that they would have to do to make this work, there's just no way. Yeah, it's hilarious. And then they always explain it to Sydney at the end and then she kills them. I love it. So yes, so now Ghost Face is in the house. And he's chasing SMG around.

She's a delight. Hard pass on the idea that she's outrunning him in those heels up the stairs, though. Well, this is from someone who has obviously not watched Buffy. I have not. Because she would be in full-blown combat in those heels. Really? Yeah, yeah. Good for her. I think she's a real delight.

I think you would love it because I think it is also think is also. It's yeah I mean don't read anything about Joss Sweden before. I do know. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, maybe. But that doesn't mean I can't enjoy Sarah Michelle Geller. It's true. It's true. And the rest of the cast is great. Yeah. All right. Your boy Anthony Head from Repo the genetic opresident. My boy. I realize I've been to that whole episode without mentioning the fact that he plays Giles on Buffy. Yeah, you love to talk about Buffy. I didn't bring it up once. Damn. That's because I was mad at that movie. Sorry everybody that got mad at us for being mad.

I like, did people get mad or do they just not understand? Yes. Okay. People really got mad. I don't think they got mad. I don't think anyone gets... I mean, you have to know that that's a certain cup of tea, you know, and it may not be ours. The best was that we got a lot of responses to that. There were people like, oh no, it's with this thing. Fair. And then other people like, no, I'm actually your age, Alan, and I loved it, and my 75-year-old father also loved it. No, he doesn't. He just says that because he doesn't know what else to talk to you about.

You're just destroying their familial bond. I don't mean that. They probably love each other. They don't, maybe other people have nice dads, just not us. If that, if your dad is willing to fake enjoying that movie for you, that's a good dad, that's a good dad. That's a good dad. That's a good dad. Anyway, Sarah Michelle Geller gets stabbed a couple times in the chest and then thrown off a balcony. Yeah, it's pretty great. that's really great. It's pretty great. that's pretty great. that's pretty great. that's pretty great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great great great great great great. that's great. that's great. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's that's their. their. their their their their their that's that's their that's that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's great. It's really good. She might have the best death in the movie. I think so. I think that's why it's so scary, or was when I was 13. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tense, too. I mean, say what you will about Westgraven, he does a good tense build-up to a kill. Yes, I feel like I just, in a recent episode said that. Yes, I feel like I just in a th, in a th, in a th, in a th, in a th, in a th, in a th, in a th, in a th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that's that's that's thi, thi, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, throoo''', thro'''a'a'a'a'a'er, thr-s, thr-s, thi, thi, is. I think it was wrong turn where I said that.

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yeah. You might think that being a sorority is all about blow jobs. Right. Can I ask a question? What's harmonica style? Is that real? Should I just Google it? No. Is it a real thing? Let me ask this. Is it a real thing? I believe so, yes. Okay, hold on. What are you typing into your phone? Harmonica style? Okay. Okay. When a dick is too big to blow so you have to play it side to side. What in what world? Wait.

Wait. Ha to be. Thank you for googling that and not having me explain that to you. No, I feel like nobody could have explained it to me like urban dictionary. Yeah. Anyway. That is also a very funny scene? Today I learned.

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So Sidney goes back in to get her jacket, and the phone when you don't live there. No one wants to pick up the phone even when they do live there. Walk away. If she had walked away, this whole thing would fall apart. Listen, little, little piece of advice out there. If you're at a party and the phone rings and you want to pick it up and answer, you pick it up, you fart into the receiver and you hang the phone back up and walk out of that house. I like that too. But no, she picks up the phone. Yeah. And who is it? It's the killer, of course. Obviously.

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He's a doctor. He's wearing polo shirts all the time. I presume he's golfing. I just kept thinking about his character from Cranardly Wait the whole time. Trip McNeely is the best. But someone's like pointing out the fact that he is a, a doctor, he's in pre-med, and the way he's been cut didn't sever anything in his arm, so it's very like tactical stabbing.

It's Timothy Oliphant. Yes. Oliphant? Oliphant, who's pointing that out? He also says the 90s is no time to play Hero. What does that mean? Also there's nothing about Timothy Oliphant that doesn't say I'm the killer. Yeah. He immediately is pointing in everyone else's direction, so you know. I still need you to watch the movie Go, which has him and it sits like from this era and it's an absolute delight of that

time period I think you really dig it. Is it an action movie or horror? No, no, no, it is neither. It's just like a 90s movie about going to a rave and doing a lot of drugs. Okay, I'll suspects the boyfriend of course? Of course. And we find out that Casey is C.C.'s real name. Right. So they have the names written on the board. You've got Maureen was Jadapinkett Smith's name and whatever.

And something Stevens. Yeah. Good thing they found a couple who fit two of the, uh, two of the murder victims from the first movie. Just kill somebody. Just all you have to do is murder somebody. It's so fucking planny. I love how plenty it is. Phil Stevens. This shit is mad Scooby-doo. Yes. It's like so over the top. Yes. So Sarah Michelle Geller is Casey. So that's three people, the first three kills from the first.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the thi. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. the. the th.. And yes, so Sarah Michelle Geller is Casey, so that's three people, the first three kills from the first movie, that we don't see Maureen get killed. She's dead as the movie begins. Exactly. Yes. Oh my god, they're making a sequel. Jamie Kennedy is losing his mind.

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The new cameraman with Gail Weathers does not want to get killed? No, he's pretty delightful too, Joel. Yeah, I liked him. And then Katie, who the fuck shows up in this movie? Who? RIP? David Warner is the the theater professor. He shows up in one scene and one scene only.

And I still, I will say this every time, name me a movie that is worse for having David Warner in zero movies. Zero movies. Zero movies. He makes everything better. He's the only good thing in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles too, Secret to Use. Think about how much better waxwork is because of the only good thing in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, too, Secret of the Use. Think about how much better waxwork is because of it. Yes. And what a good red herring he is in the Omen?

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How do you not know that Timothy Oliphant is the murderer when he's cheering that on? Everyone's cheering it on though everyone could be the murderer. Yeah, but he's doing these real weird hip gyrations that literally let you know that he's going to say, I'm sorry that I skimmed over this, but when you were talking about how Jamie Kennedy is explaining the sequel and they're talking about the stab movie, and they say that David Swimmer was cast in the Dewey role, I thought that was so funny and such a good casting. I love how many friends cast members are being mentioned in this movie.

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who runs up to the window? Who broke my window? There's blood all over the window. I also like that there's that shot of the blood dripping out the car door. I thought that was nice. And then the cameraman shows up and he's holding a big box of Dunkin' Donuts. And in the previous scene they were drinking drinks from Baskin Robbins. You guys got a fucking sponsorship for this? That first movie means so much money.

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It's like texting I guess, huh? Yeah, yeah. You can't just go to chat rooms though and meet strangers and do it though? I think you can still do that. Oh, okay. I'm sure. There's like chats on Reddit. You can meet all kinds of strangers. Welcome to my world. Oh, God. That movie's the only thing I think of when I think of... Oh, right. Because it's, they're using AOL instant messenger. That's right. That's right. The instant message says, you are going to die tonight. And then she looks around at the police, and he says, the police can't save you. But like, why is Cotton Weary just lingering around campus? Like, it's not okay that he's just in a computer lab in a library. You don't know. And no one seems to think that's, he's wearing a Windsor College hoodie.

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Yeah. Yeah, I want this for you, Katie. Thank you. So they fuck on the stage or start to fuck. Start to fuck. Pre-Fuck. Pre-Fuck. But like really why does he like Gail Weathers? It's beautiful? Yeah, all right. And there's something very attractive about somebody who really knows what they want and are like super assertive and a little scary. I strongly disagree with that. Okay, okay. As my own personality type.

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And may I? Then goes, ha ha? To the girl who's being stocked, and a bunched, been murdered. Who's taking her away so she doesn't get murdered. Right. You want a murder joke right now? You need a little Merck joke? And then the other one turns around and goes, don't ask, don't tell, which is supposed to be funny because Sidney has suspected that he's gay. It's not a funny joke. the car from like police school, don't you think? Yeah, I've seen the Police Academy films and I would know not to do that.

I learned a lot of things from the Police Academy films. We should start a podcast where we listen to all the Police Academy movies in order. I can't imagine how offensive it was. Oh God, it was terrible. It's like when you watch an airplane now and you're like, oh shit, you know. You know that when you said that, the boobs popped into my head. I know. It's like my little boy brain. She's like, yeah.

Titties! So the killer kills the cops. Yep. Runs one of them over and like smushes him into a. The cop gets on the hood and they drive for a little bit and he slams into a pipe which goes through the cop's head through the windshield and through the little screen between Sydney and the front scene.

That is a thing that always scares me when I'm driving behind, like a truck that has lumber on it or something, especially from after seeing the descent. I'm very like, I will die. I had somebody honky at me the other day because I was following a rickety-ass box truck that had its back open that was filled with wooden pallets. And I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna let that go ahead. Yeah, you're gonna give that one some lead time.

Yeah. So in this collision, the killer gets knocked out of the many times someone could pull off the mask and doesn't. Why won't her friend let her pull off the mask and see who the murder is? I don't know. Get out of the car, shut the door, take the mask off. Right, right. Or just murder them. Just choke them to death with your bare hands and then pull off the mask. Oh, she does have bear the tha hands like a, bear. Why do you? Bear? Like a bear?

Who has a hand like a bear? You said you had bears. Oh my God. What? Oh, it's been a while. So she climbs, Sidney climbs through the front seat, out the window, across the body, which is a very tense scene, I like it quite a bit. And then she goes to honk the horn with her butt. No, but she does honk at once and it doesn't wake him up.

Yeah. She climbs out of the car, tries to open the back door and can't is locked. Pull the keys out of the ignition maybe and use them to unlock. Like there has to be a going to wake up and kill her. No, she gets out. She gets out. Yep. And then she goes back to look and see who the killer is. She just has to know.

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Like, what? Okay. But he shoots Derek and kills him. He does, and then he's like, eh, he was innocent, which I liked a lot. And then he does the most in 90s thing ever, where he starts talking about why he did it. What is it? Tell me all about his motive. Oh, I didn't th th down. What happened? He is going to blame the movies and have a trial. He's going to get Alan Dershawitz, Barf City, to defend him. And Johnny Cochran too. All right. He's not Barf City, is he? He's all right? Okay, I don't know. Not as barfee as Dersherwitz anyway.

Yeah. It's just so like mid to late 90s to be like, I'm gonna blame it on movies and I'm gonna have a big trial. The Christian Coalition will pay my legal fees. So weird. Yeah. Such a weird. Again, just do a murder, but he's, he's, he's, he can't just do a murder. I mean, don't, don't do a murder.

No, wait, actually, yeah, strike it, reverse it. But if you're gotta, and then the reveal of who his partner actually is. Okay, but first I just want to say that I think he's doing such a great psycho killer in the scene. Oh, he's really enjoying his performance. I think he's a tha. I tha. I tha. I's a tha. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I'm thi. I'm really thi. I'm really thi. I'm really thi. I'm really thi. toeeea. toea. toeea. toea. toea. toea. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. as being a big honka honka. There you go. Who's his partner? Laurie Metcalf? Lori Metcalf! Mrs. Lumas!

How did Sidney go the entire movie without seeing and recognizing Mrs. Lumas? Because she recognizes her right away when she walks in. That lady's been all up Gail Weathers' butt. How would Gail Weathers not know this woman? She says, I've seen photos of you. Right, but now she's 60 pounds lighter. And a whole lot of work. Yes.

But Sidney recognizes her. Yes, yes. It doesn't make a lick of sense. No, no, no. And we find that she they've they they they they they they they they they they've met in a chat room about serial killers. Right, which is basically the plot to the fifth movie, right? Isn't that how? They did need it in a, they met on like a sub-bredd. Or something, yes, oh my god, you're right.

Maybe I didn't give the fifth movie enough credit. No, too late now. And she's paying him because he says tuition is just getting more expensive or something like that. And then she kills him and says my motive isn't as 90s as Mickey's and you're like, I just said that. This movie is phenomenally self-aware. And she's killing it. I was, she's so good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's a real David Warner type. What doesn't she make better by being in? So strongly agree. Yeah. She says to either Sydney or Gail. I can't remember. It's not wise to patronize a woman with a gun. Which I thought was great. And then she shoots Gale. And then she shoots Gale who falls off the stage. It falls off the stage. Yeah. And then. Oh. styrofoam on Lori Matt Cat? Yeah, like, the implication was that it was built out of real rock at first

because that would fucking collapse the stage. So, then I wrote, no, okay, it's foam. So why don't you, why did you think, okay, wait, never mind, I just can't. And earlier in the movie, when Sidney is performing in the dry run of the play, we see some of the bricks fall and they're like, ooh, those could have fallen on her? Yeah. There's styrofoam blocks, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

You can throw those on my fucking face right now. Please drop a styrofoam right now and see if I give a fuck. When Lori Metcalfe gets hit hit hit hit hit th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, tho, th, thi, thi, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thri, thri. thriiiiiiiiiiiiiolioli. thriolioli. We's thi, thi, thi, thi, th fuck. When Lori Mecalf gets hit with all that sirefoam and falls, she screams like a Jaguar. Yes, I mean it seems like it's real rock. Sidney's just doing all the stagework of throwing levers and making streamers and smoke go and you're like, all right. Dropping some lights on her, which have to be so expensive. After Lori Mecalf screams like a Jaguar, my next nope is, we have Schreiber shows back up. Yeah, caught and weary with the gun. And so the cops are blaming him, they want to arrest him? Yes, because he had blood, Dewey's blood all over him.

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Screaming just as Skeet O'Rei Trout did in the first movie. So funny. They shoot him. They shoot him. And then Neff Campbell shoots Lori Metcalf in the forehead and says, just in case. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the him. They shoot him. And then Neff Campbell shoots Lori Metcalf in the forehead and says, just in case. Yeah. Yeah. And we think Dewey's dead, but... He's not dead. He's not dead. And Gail comes to her senses and rides in the ambulance to the hospital with him. Instead of scooping the story. Scooping. This is how we know she's committed to dowey. And then she tells the press that Sid, or that uh, Sidney tells the press that Cotton is the real hero. And he loves it.

Mm-hmm. And crane shot of campus is Sidney walks somewhere. With a terrible song playing. I don't know what you, please, give me your rating of Scritum? I think I'd like to hear your rating first if that's okay. This is my favorite scream movie. Really? Yeah, yeah. More than the first one. Oh yeah, yeah. I think it's much more memorable than the first one. Okay.

And it's like, feeling itself. Yeah. that I I that I that I really enjoyed. I enjoy the cast a lot. I'm gonna give this an eight. Wow! Did anyone see that coming? Nobody did? Nobody did. Somebody just shited themselves when I said that. Somebody did. It was me. I just shitted myself. Sorry. That's your couch. So it's for so it's way too long. Sure. It's two hours which for a movie made in 1997 is way too fucking long. Yeah, that's an epic.

I loved it so much as a teenager. And I don't think I've seen it since maybe college, high school or college. So I was going into it expecting to be humbled by my enjoyment of it. And I was not. And for that, I'm going to give it an 8-2. I liked it a lot. Excellent. Yes. And these college movies are really doing it for you.

Should we do another college movie? We should. But let's make them wait. Before that, we've got some mail. Somebody else sent something to my house. Alan, we'll give you his address. What is it? Who's it from? This is from? Doot, doo-doo-doot, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-d. Addie, I, from Dallas, Texas.

Hi, Addy, I from Dallas, Texas. Katie. Would you send us? Will you read the message that Annie sent us? Oh no, it's a bit a long winded, Adie. Hi, Alan and Katie. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. th. th. to th. th. to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to to to to to to to too, I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to to to to to. to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Addy. I'm just kidding. Hi, Alan and Katie. On July 3rd, I went to my local theater's showing of Return of the Living Dead, where they invited Alan Troutman, aka the guy who played Tarman, for a Q&A, an autograph session. He was a super cool guy, and I knew I had to get an autograph for y'all. up. Thank you both for endless hours of entertainment. I wrote a review after the Titanic episode came out and mentioned missing my graduation. You guys sent me a super sweet card. Oh yeah, I remember that.

Oh yeah, I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. Yeah, I'm really nice. I'm currently. I'm currently. I'm really nice. And you guys never fail to make me laugh through my tia. Addie you get one graduation card. So like, sorry you blew. to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. their. to. their. their. their. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ti. their. their. ti. ti. ti. thea. S. thea. S. S. S. S. S. S. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I. t. t. I. I. t. ti. t. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. t send you another card. I really will. You guys never fail to make me laugh through my endless hours of writing my apps. Y'all really are the best heart. Bye-bye, Addie. Holy shit. So it says to Alan and Katie. Oh my god. A great pair of brain. Oh my god. that's Alan Dramen. Wow. See he spells his name right. to spell it wrong He does. And he spelled my name and your name right. That's awesome. Oh my God, thank you, Addy. I'll get a frame for that and put it up. Put it in the studio.

Put it in the studio. The studio, which is just your attic. That's all right. Addie, oh gosh, you guys are going to come back for next week? Yeah, should we do another college movie? Uh, that's what we told when we do. I like that we both picked up our phones and unlocked them because neither of us had any idea what we chose. If you had to guess without, what would you think we chose? I already looked, I'm sorry. Oh, it's Happy Death Day to you to? Very excited about this. I loved the first one? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. good. Very excited. I'm also very excited about the next movie, which will be very ridiculous. We're not going to tell you now though. No. Because you have to listen to the Happy Death Day to You episode. Come on, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. to get it.

Come on. to get it together. So, uh, if you want to. to get you ask them. And they say no and you're like here's my home address. And you say you're definitely an 18 year old right? Everything's cool. The internet sucks. I feel like Chris Hansen's gonna show up here someday. Or Dane Cook. I don't know what that means. He recently got engaged to a 23-year-old that he's been dating for a number of years. What? He's 50? Oh what do they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have th th th th th th to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I they. I. I they. I they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm. I'm the the the the. I the. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm the 50. Oh, what do they have in common? Even more so, she probably wasn't 18. No, no, no, no, no, I'm sure, I mean, yes. Wait, didn't he get busted like last year for being, didn't you go to, get, get-

I think that was another comedian. Oh, yeah. Why are you guys so shitty? Look at us, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like really wholesome comedians. Neither of us are ever going to get into that kind of trouble. Nah, dude. So yeah, we're gonna do heavy death day to you, find us on the internet, leave us a review on iTunes or wherever you leave reviews, Apple Podcasts, whatever it is.

We actually just now remembered, by We I mean I, that we are gonna do a contest for reviews. Oh, that's right. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi that we were going to do a contest for reviews. Oh, that's right. Contest, go. Okay. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you can. Let us know that you did it by sending us an email at Whereall Familyets at Gmail. We'll enter you into a drawing to pick a movie in September. Yeah, give us your, whatever your idea is for when you left the review. Yeah, it's got to be a good the the their email, their their their to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a their to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to bea. tooom. to bea. tooomfewa. tooomfewablea. tooomfewa. tooomfix. tooomfablefa. tooomfa. tooomfa. tooomfa. tooomfa. tooananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be a, tooomb. tooomb. tooomb. tooomb. tooomb. tooomb. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. to because if it's shitty I'm not putting your name in that box. So yeah, do it during the month of August and then we're going to pick one for a movie in September and you get to give us two choices because we always get to veto if we want to. Yeah. This is the perfect plan. Thank

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