Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 394- The Black Phone (2022)

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Ethan Hawke horror movie "The Black Phone." Special topics for your consideration include: an accidental early reveal of next week's topic, the iconic nature of the "Dazed & Confused" soundtrack and why you may want to consider other songs from the 1970s for your movie, a Call of Cthulhu idea roll, extreme hatred of a certain M. Night Shyamalan work, and our usual outdoor visitors.  Are you looking for some discussions of more movies from this year? You may enjoy Episode 370- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," Episode 374- "Scream [5?]" and Episode 381- "Firestarter." Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Wait, we're talking about black foam, but we could talk about orphan. No, forget it. Next week we're doing orphan. Oh yeah. Morose and bad at our jobs. It's a great combo. Okay, black phone. Hey, let me just pull the different set of notes. Got it. Got it. Boy, still, real doozy of a film. Yeah. Yeah. So we picked this film because it's a more current horror film.

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It's a TV show about a magical man who steals children and takes them to Christmas land. Okay. This is a movie about a magician man who steals children and murderizes them. True. So either Joe Hill is terrified of child abduction as he's probably my age and that would make sense. Stranger, danger, baby. And or this is a cry for help of Joe Hill stealing children. Oh, maybe. This plot of this film is also very reminiscent of a recent movie, The Mnigh-Ni-Nitit-Shand the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thian man, the the thian man, the thian man, thian man, thian man, thian man, thian man, the joyo stealing children. Oh, maybe. This plot of this film is also very reminiscent of a recent movie, the M-Knight Shambalon, John, Split, a movie I hated so much that I will never stop talking about it. Yeah, it's about a guy who kidnaps a teenage girl and keeps her in a basement like this and it's all the hurting to get out. That's right. Yeah. And like the face Ethan Hawke's masks have like different personalities seemingly. Seemingly, yeah.

And so that was the plot of split, was that he had split personalities? And it was just, it's literally the worst movie. Was that the twist that he had split personality? No. I'm not going to tell you the podcast sometimes. Oh, yay! I will never stop talking about how much I hate that movie. And then we have to do Unbreakable and Glass, all the movies that are in the split universe. So I didn't know that it was part of a universe. I don't think it was advertised until after.

I don't fucking care also. Bruce Willis, this is a superhero is pretty fun and unbreakable, though. Fine. Fine. Fine. Anyway, here I wrote, oh great, a mean dad, just what I need. A mean dad played by an actor that I love. Oh, who is it? Jeremy Davis?

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I do love that though, Roberto Zambi- Zambini. Or Zambino, one of the two. We meet our protagonist Finn, who is a kid who is like skinny and kind of bullied, I guess. But he's friends with this other kid, Robin, who's like a tough, talking, high-pitched voice, little fighter. Yeah. He's so tough. He's so cool. He says, the more blood the better for the crowd. Like, no fight in school did I ever seek as far as these fights get. Oh really? Before someone came and broke it up. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, I saw some real fucked up shit when I was kidding. Wow. But I was closer to this time period than you were. I feel like we were just a more violent people.

Were you just out there in like a kid fight club in Delaware in the 70s? So you're more? Do not far from it. Definitely by the early 80s. I was in tons of fights and like, yeah, it was bad. It was a bad scene. Someday I'll tell you all about them. I won't do that. I don't, I'm fine. So we meet dad, dad sucks. He's just a drunk piece of shit. We learned that mom has died. Yeah. And then we see the fight in the street, right?

And then, and this little kid Robin whoops the shit out of a kid who's my size. Yeah, moose, they call him moose. Moose got some damn sharp teeth. How I got through life without getting the nickname moose, I have no. I mean that's a that's a a not a great nickname. No, no, it's not one that you want. No. Although I think if you get it, you lean into it. Sure. Yeah, yeah.

So then we see the van driving by as the fights breaking up. And afterwards, Robin and Finn have this sort of touching talk about Robin being like, you've got to learn always stand up for you. Oh, the great scene where Finn's running from his bullies. And Robin comes in and he's like, hey, if you fuck with Finn again, I'll end you. Yeah. And it was just like, oh, that's so good. And so, like, such a 70s movie trope as well. Yeah, he's already got this other kid's blood on him as he's saying. Yeah, he's washing blood Nuc. He's watching blood knuck on through a glass with bloody knuckles. Just in his biology lab. We definitely get an F-bomb dropped in this.

Not fuck, but the bad one. Oh, I missed it, but okay. I may have just tuned it out, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so he tells him he's got to stand up for himself. And then Gwen is telling her friend about a dream she had? Yeah, it seems like one of Gwen's friends brothers is missing. Bruce is her brother, I think. Right. And she's talking about a dream she had, which the police later come to talk to her about.

Right. Because she's said something about black balloons. And apparently at the first today. Which, first of all, I love, because I like counting your crimes. Sure, sure, sure. Really in bad form for a criminal, but fine. 137 balloons were left behind. Yes, but also like such a bad calling card.

You know what I mean? Like, not many people are buying black balloons. You're buying them locally because it's the 70 70 70 70 70 70 70 70 that hard. You're driving a big van that says Abercadabra. The black van that says Abercadabber that has black balloons on the back of it? I just feel like he's really leaning into being a psycho killer and also being not very subtle about it. Also, is it a Buckman family trait that all little girls are psychics. Oh damn I didn't even think about it but you're right you're right and her mother was too so psychic ladies. Come on Buckman Jr. What are you doing? Oh my god. I love when the cops are talking to Gwen and one of them is being like kind of disrespectful and she just fucking AB baby. She says you dumb're like, whoa, Gwen, AC, A, B, baby. She says, you dumb, fucking fart knockers do this.

Yes, she's so good. Man, only monkey smoking cigarettes makes me more happy than little kids cursing. Fair. Lucy gets one a day, as you know. I do, and I love it. Sometimes she tries to save them up. And then we get one of the the the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the the the the they, they, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to totries to save them up, I have to talk her out of that. And then we get one of the sad scenes in the movie where the kids are going home and Gwen's like, yeah, I'm going to go stay over at my friend's house because it's Friday night.

And Finn goes, all right, I'll take care of dad. Yeah. But he says it was such a casual flare to it that it's like this is something they discuss every week. And it's like I'm glad you were not going to be there. Yeah. And it's also like, yay! But Gwen gets the worst of it the next morning because, oh my god. The cops had come, I guess, to the dad's work. Yeah. And he's questioning her about why. Even though, like it seems like the cops made it pretty clear why. But he the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, thinks is is th. thi's thi's thi's is like, thi's like, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's is is is is is is like, thi's is is like, thi's is like, thi's is like, thi. Yeah, that's is is is is is is is they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the th. the the the th. the the th. the th. th. the th th th th th threat th why. But he seems to be pissed because she's claiming to have these precious dreams.

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Vincent Price is a scientist who has discovered that when you get scared a monster appears on your spine and that's what makes your spine tingle oh my god I love that conceits so much it's a dumbest thing I've ever heard it goes away when you stop being scared okay Okay. Where's it go? Where does it come from? Where does it come from? Cottonide tingler. Cotton, I tickle.

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That's such a great, like, extra sensory way to watch a movie. And other than Vincent Bryce, being in it, it I was really stoked to us in this. Yeah. The tingler. The tingler. I guess we just did a mini episode of the tingler. All right, done and doesn't. So you get two for the price of one, which is free. Oh yeah, and when she's being beaten,

she grabs the vodka. Yeah, and then it's worse. And he's yelling at her, you're not like your mother, you don't see things that aren't there. Yeah. I fucking hate it. Yeah. I mean, it's doing its job. Mm-hmm. But it's like, I can't walk.

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The mask that... Oh, I like it. I always want to call him Ewan Macrober. It's not his name. I get him confused with... You and McGregor? Whose name I really couldn't think of because I just kept thinking McGroober. Okay, Ethan Hawk, a very different actor. Don't look at me Alan, I was so like... Oh you poor stupid idiot. I love it. I love it. I love it. Because I do that shit. I could even be a kid run into something and just fall down. That's the look you gave me.

You beautiful, beautiful moron. Do you like that mask? I do. I think it looks cool. I like that it's cut in half and I can switch to like plates basically. Yeah. He's almost like he's like a stop motion character. And I was also like, it looks paper mish as well as being like very beautiful. So I'm like, oh he made that creep ass mask.

Yeah, and then made all the pieces for it. Yeah. He's crafty. He's talking, he's taking Finn. Right. After Finn says, can you do your dream thing to find Robin, because Robin's been abducted. And she's like, it doesn't work try. So that's what she's talking to Jesus in the Bible in her playhouse. So yes, Finn gets abducted. He needs Cobra Kai in his life, poor Finney.

Did you watch Cobra guys? I watched the first couple seasons of it. Yeah. That's a teen drama that I like. I'll talk to Missy about it. So he, yes, Finn wakes up in a basement with a mattress and a window high up in the wall and like a little weird bathroom with a bunch of rolled up carpet? A surprising toilet. A surprising toilet. You don't often see the toilet. Your abduction holes usually don't have toilets. This one does. Yeah, it's not even in Pittsburgh. And Ethan Hawk is talkinging talking to to to to to to to to to to to to to thiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. I I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.eea.ea.ea.eaugh, thi, thi.e.e. Wea, to him in this sort of like high-pitched Michael Jackson, Willie Wonka, Bill Scarsgard voice.

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I'm a fuddy duddy who dropped my groceries. And poor Finney, who is a sweet baby angel, just helps. Yeah, and then he gets sprayed with paint in his mouth or something. I don't know what it is. It gets like kind of maced, basically. Knock out juice. And Ethan Hawk also says that he, that he, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th. And I is th. And, th. And, th, th, th, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th, th, th, th, th. And, th. And, th, th. And, I is th. And, I is th. And, I is th. And, I is th. And, I is th. And, I thi, I thi, I thi, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thin, th soon. I'll take you home soon. Don't worry. Yeah. Uh-huh. And he also cuts Ethan Hawke's arm with a little like pen knife kind of thing that he has? Yeah, because he's real into space. Right. And he somehow holds on to the weapon.

He still has it. Well, that doesn't make sense to me, but okay. You're not going to take the kid's rocket pen away from, are you? The one that cut your arm pretty deeply? Uh-huh. Think if I'm the serial killer, I do. I do take it. I do take it from him. I do take it from him. So this is when the grabber, as he has known. Tells him that. there because it's a phone but the line is cut. Yeah he says it doesn't work not since I was a kid. Yeah. But he's also being like oh everything's all

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Yeah, just looking at him. That's bad. That's gross. And he tells him that he can't bring him anything to eat. Right, but I don't remember why. Well, we find out later that the grabber's brother... Hey, Cicada! Hey, Cicada is a real screaming, motherfucker. Thank you.

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Yes, I like it a lot. Oh my God, it's so good. It's so good. It's the exact level of cozy mystery that I want. It's perfect. Yeah, I really enjoyed that. We needed some sort of drop for British crime. the British crime.

Yeah, we haven't given any in a while. But this is not British, but it is on Acorn. I've been watching Brokenwood Mysteries, which is New Zealand. I mean, I need to watch that. I mean, it's fine if you do, it's fine if you don't. That's just what I'm doing with my spare moments rather than watching the wire. Which I will go to my grave having not seen. At this point I don't want after the grabber leaves him. And it's someone saying, your arm is mint, you almost had me. Yeah. And it's Bruce, but he doesn't remember his name. Your name is the first thing you forget here. I'll say, oh, that's so sad. That is so sad. Yeah.

The loss of self is a big bummer for me. Good thing, let me, heads up. You die, there's nothing else. Okay, you don't even need to worry about it. I know we saw flatliners, I know what you saw. Yeah, you get beat up by a little kid. No, I don going to sing it even. This is the end. Oh sure, is Mr. Watching the Vampire Diaries? Hell, yeah, she is. There's a character named Kai

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and then shimmyed the fuck up. So wild. Yeah. So the grabber comes back down stairs and leave some food for him. and then the phone rings. Yeah, Billy Show Walter. Billy Show Walter. And there's sort of a dead kid jump scare of Billy Show Walter being behind him. Yes, very, very six cents. Yes, very six cents.

And he says the phone, when the phone rings, he says, don't go upstairs, it's a trap. Yeah. And then it cuts to Ethan Hawk sitting on a chair in the middle of the kitchen shirtless with a belt. Ethan Hawk? Rip tis. How old is Ethan Hawk? Old is Ethan Hog?

Older than me? Really? Oh yeah, for sure. Wow, yeah, great. Yeah, would. I mean, not with the mask, I don't think. He seems like a decent enough dude, too. Is he? Yeah, I wish you have you. I'm sure we have so much to talk about. I'd love to talk about him about John Brown with

him. He did that TV show about John Brown. Okay. You mean of Harper's Ferry? Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Great. I'd love to talk to him about the 2022 Pittsburgh Pirates. See what his thoughts are on O'Neill Cruz. Oh, I'm sorry. What are you sorry about? Baseball. That there's 30 games under 500? Carry on. They're starting their first Hall of Fame, though. Yeah, I cannot believe that the pirates have not had a Hall of Fame before this.

So Billy Show Walter warns him about being upstairs. We see the shirtless, waiting, Ethan Hawk. Hunky, hunky, Ethan Hawk. Yeah. Grabber. And so he almost goes upstairs with them, thinks better up and does not go upstairs. And then he eats those eggs with his hands. Right, because Ethan Hawk has thrown the eggs on the floor. Cut to, Gwen sleeping in class. Yeah.

So her brother's been kidnapped. She's in school. Yeah. her teacher is like, oh honey, please go to the nurse and get some rest. Why doesn't she confide in this teacher who seems to care about her? Why doesn't she talk to a different, she goes to her father about it? She has like sessions with the school counselor too, right? Does she? I think you might be thinking of next week's movie.

It might be, but I thought she'd talk to somebody. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, she could advise it her father, yes. But like... So she should talk to this teacher instead. Yes, yeah. But there was part of me that was like, ooh, napping at a nurse's office was dope. Was it? I never went to the nurse? Was it to the nurse? Are you kidding me? I go to the nurse? My skin's too shiny. Can I go to the nurse? Sure. I left my cranberry CD in the quad. Can I go get it for someone snags it? It's so funny you said that I wanted a cranberries video watching Jag today. Why? No wonder you were morose when I got here. Fuck the cranberries. Oh, they're so good. No, strong disagree. Really? Yes, I cannot do it. It's just... Wow, man.

Not for me. No need to argue? Ooh, who hits me right in my soft spots? Yes, that's right. Anyway. I wonder if the people were just like, oh, mom and dad are fighting about the cranberries again. So, glad, when goes and sleeps in the nurse's office.

And meanwhile, I'm not sure how much happens between what I'm my notes here. Sure. But the bottle, while Finn is on the phone, the bottle from his drink starts spinning and then just stops quickly and points at the window. Yes. That was very creepy but like I 100% would have just broken that to try to use it as a weapon. Like would you give a captive a glass bottle? 12 year old kid? Yeah. That's why he attacks kids because kids aren't going to fight back. I don't know I guess. I mean isn't that like grossos do that kind of shit? Because they can man-handle kids? I just wouldn't give them a weapon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I t. t. t. t. try. try. tip. to. to. te. to. te. to. to. te. to. to. to. tp. tp. their their to. mean isn't that like grossos do that kind of shit because they can manhandle cases? I just wouldn't give him a weapon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I would take first of all, I would take the weapon out of their hand, the one that they stab me with when I brought to put them in the basement and then I'm not giving him a glass bottle. We've already established he's a terrible serial killer. get away with it. No he does not. But it does get several bodies before it happens. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yes, bottle points to the window and then Gwen has a dream about the paper boy. Yeah. Who has been abducted? Right. Because... What good is a dog if it lets Ethan Hawk take you in his van? I was furious about that.

I thought dogs were supposed to like protect you. Yeah, but you've met Apple. If I feel like if I was walking Apple down the street and someone tried to grab me, she would probably bite them. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. That dog was so happy though. That dog was just like, cool, I got a balloon out of the deal. Fucking golden retrievers, man. Good for nothing. My note is, oh man, the dog, the dog, the dog, the dog, the dog, the dog, the dog, the dog, the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog th that that that that that that that's that's that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that that that's that th. I tho. I was thoomoomoooomoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I was that that that that that that My note about that. I was just throwing a tennis ball. My note is, oh man, the dog got left behind.

Did you think the dog would have liked to have gone? Well, at least been taken home. Yeah, that's true. Hopefully you can smell his way home. So is that how she learns about the house? the paper boy shows think that happens a bit later. Okay. But this is when Finn finds the cable, the kid tells him about the cable on the floor, that's the spinning bottle. Yes. Points to the cable that the kid found. So he gets the cable out and this is when he does the fuckery. Oh, that's just two-foot unicycle things.

Oh my god. Doing 30 miles an hour up a hill the other day. My God, legs of steel. No, it was, it was the powered ones. Oh, I don't think I know. Where you just like had to lean forward and it goes? Is it like a scooter? No, it's one wheel in the Shenley Oval, which is really annoying because that's a track for runners and walkers.

I was walking in Frick Park the other day and a dude goes up the hill past me on a fucking motorized skateboard knowing to push him off. I think about pushing them sometimes. I really do. Just accidentally tripping. This is for fat guys to struggle going up this hill not for you to come up here on your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your the motor in your to the motor in your to come up here in your the motor in your the motor in your to the motor to come up here in your the motor to the motor to to come up here on your little motor scooter. Seriously. So he gets the cable and this is when he does the fuckery magic where he pushes the cable up through a a roll-up carpet. A roll of carpet which would totally work. Yeah I guess so. But then it like hooks around? Almost magically.

Yes. And he's able to the like caging over the window down. Yeah takes the window now. Yeah, takes the bars off the windows. Yeah, which doesn't actually do him any good for a while, but it will pay off. Also, fucking Numbnuts grabber doesn't even notice that it's happened. Yeah, you'd think he would catch that because it's a lot lighter in the room now. Yeah. And then we see the cops canvassing the neighborhood room where he's got maps and he's triangulating where the kidnapper must be. He's got to be in this neighborhood. Yeah, he's so good. And the cops are like, yeah, great buddy.

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I don't care usually, I just see it in the paper with a nice big photo. He's this mask with like a downturn mouth now, which is I think the creepiest of them all. You didn't think no mouth? No, I'm gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna the sad the sad the sad the sad the sad them all. You didn't think no mouth? No, I'm gonna go with the sad, sad, sad, scary downturn mouth, yeah. So he lies about his name, not noticing that the grabber has a fucking newspaper under his armpit. Why does he lie? Kids, yeah, yeah. I would've probably lied to. Yeah. He'd have-old, man, probably would have lied. You'd have been like, my name's Katie, my lashing. But I also probably would have broken that bottle and attacked him.

Oh yeah, that was all I could think about. There's also like four Ethan Hawks inside of me. Like, I'm much bigger than that, dude. I like the idea that you've just been swallowing, thwa, thwa, thwa, thwa, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, tho, tho, tho, I, I, I'd thr, I'd thr, I'd th, I'd th, I'd th. th. tho, I'd probably probably probably probably probably, I'd tho, I'd probably, I'd th. But, I'd probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, throwne, throwne, theeeee. throwne, theee. But, probably throwne, probably the, probably probably the, was thinking I was like, man I have no fear of abduction. Nobody wants to grab me and put me in a van. I don't think it's going to happen to you. I'm going to carry this guy down steps. No one says this. I'm going to fight like a fucking animal. Yeah. That's your advice you got to hold on to that advice. I still think it's the best advice we've given, other than like listen to Outcast. So he lies and the grabber says, I almost let you go. He wasn't gonna fucking... No, he's never gonna let him go. Don't believe in Finney. Yeah. So then Finney sees a kid floating? Yeah, it's sort of an apparition that's hanging in his room in like the backbend kind of pose

Dripping blood and pointing at the phone and you're like, that's something I guess But why? And it almost looks like I thought he was hanging from the ceiling at first by his midsection It felt to me like a studio note where they were like more ghosts. Yeah More like vision ghosts not just ghost voices and they just pluck that in there, you know. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So this is when we're introduced to the theory of the naughty boy. This is repulsive. He wants to punish you for being a naughty boy. Yeah. And you have to play the game naughty boy by being a naughty boy. Right. Ech. Ech. Ech, indeed.

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And then I realized that that's all the voices on the phone are. They're the call of Cthulo keeper for like a group that just got a little too drunk while they were playing, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and the th, you, and the th, and th like, and the th like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, th, th, th. th. And thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, I don't know. Yeah. But he's carved the combination in such a way that it's just a string of numbers and Finney doesn't know how it breaks down into an old school combination lock. And why would you do that? You were so worried about not remembering it. You would just put spaces. The spaces cost you nothing. This kid. Fucking Griffin, Griffin, get your shit together. Griffen. Grow up! This kid. It's not the fucking guy. Fucking Griffin. Get your shit together.

Grifin. Grow up! That won't happen for Griffin, Katie. Oh, god damn it. Anyway, so Finney walks out of the basement and Ethan Hawk is shirtless in the chair sleeping again. Mm-hmm. Hit him with a frying pan.

You're in a kitchen, get a knife. Stab him right in the neck. This kid is obviously not a listener to the podcast. I mean, or just a vicious person like we are. I'm ready to kill. I don't think I used to be ready to kill. So this is where we see that we are indeed in the cocaine guy's house. Yeah. Finney does get the door open, but as he opens the door, the dude wakes, the grabber wakes up. Right, I think the dog starts

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If he wasn't just running through front yards instead of on the sidewalk. Katie? What? 1978? We know from Halloween, no one's coming outside to help. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. If there's been there's been there's been there's been there's a van is chasing him, I just feel like I'm gonna, I'm gonna intervene. I can't help it. Uh, who says today's the day, motherfucker? Oh, that's um, Vance. He's the tough kid on the phone. Oh my God he's so metal. We want to talk to me about Vance? I want you to tell me about Vance. It plays pinball, he likes to fight in a convenience store. Yeah. But actually I want to talk really quickly about Ethan Hawk grabbing the Finney off the street.

Because he says to him, if you scream, I'll gut you like a pig right here in the street and strangle you with your own intestines. And again, this is my point where I'm like, do it, motherfucker. Fucking do it. I'm not going back in that basement. Yeah, I mean, do it then, do it then, pussy? Yeah, you won't. You won't. Because he's going take one for the team. Seriously. You have a better chance, I think.

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Yes. And I was like, well what does that? What could it be? What could it be? So then she gets in a car with him as he's picked up by the cops and they drive him to a house that's number is 7, 7,4? Yes. And she sees the whole thing, it's got a chain link fence out front, which is basically just saying the bad things are happening in that house, having a chain link fence out front. Yeah. Yeah. She wakes up, we realize she's been sleeping in the bathtub. I was upset about that. Maybe there's tornadoes coming. Those Denver tornadoes. And Vance is being very mean to Finney on the phone. Yeah, Vance. Vance is being very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very to to to to rying very mean to Finney on the phone. Yeah. He's a dick. Yeah, because Finney's like, I need to get out of here and he says, this isn't about you, fuck him. Yeah. He wants revenge on the dude.

He says, fuck him, and then he floats away, which is, eh. I mean, make a good exit. Also, then Finney goes into the bathroom and he takes the back of the toilet tank off and I was like, why the fuck are you not using that as a weapon? Can you imagine how much it would hurt to get hit in the skull with a toilet tank lid? Yeah. Pretty sure that it's a taukmah. thinn't some. realize that fighting would be what got me killed eventually but fuck it. We learned earlier that it's soundproof no matter what Finney does in this room

no one can hear it outside of the room. Right. So he smashes the wall and finally breaks the toilet apart because I was thinking the whole time that you take the metal thing off the flusher on the toilet and sharpened that on the concrete floor you got a fucking shank right.. But why would you need that? You already have something you've stabbed him with. You don't even need to put the effort in. You have a glass fucking bottle! But this is a very sad scene because somebody had told him if he can get through this wall, it's a storage room. There's a freezer, really the only time he breaks. Yeah. And it's really

hard to watch. Yeah. Because he's really good too, I got a really good actor. Yeah. The phone starts ringing and he ignores it. Yeah. And then we get a fighting montage, a training montage with the ghost of Robin. Sweet as pie, tough as nails. He's really the kid we all want to be. Yeah. Even as an adult, I want to be sweet as pie and tough as nails. I'm neither. I'm just floating around in the middle like, oh, oh. I'm probably sweet as pie, Robin's been here all along. I guess. I guess.

I guess. I guess. And he's saying that he needs to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And I was like, I hope he doesn't die without seeing Texas Chainsaw Mass. Fantastic film. Do you think he meant the 202 one? Yeah, for sure. He was like, listen. In the future there's going there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there he meant the 2022 one? Yeah, for sure. He was like, listen, in the future, there's gonna be this thing called Instagram.

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And then he just gets axed right in the head. You made me kill my brother. Yeah, he was an idiot, but he was my idiot. So we see that Finn has put together this elaborate plan. Where he's used the cord to make a trip wire and dug a hole big enough for an adult-sized man to fall into. He must have been there a while. Yes.

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Can you do it in a cradle of filth, melody? All ratings shall be treasured. They bring you pleasure somehow. All right. What do you think of this bad boy? I thought it was fine. It was enjoyable to watch. I think it's very weird how much his storylines are similar to his fathers. I don't think that's weird. I think it's something else. Yeah, I mean, I guess I would like write monster movies or something, like just something.

Just not psychic girls and serial killers with balloons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd give this a seven. Really? Yeah, yeah. That's very generous, I feel. I think Ethan Hawk is great in it. I think all the acting is good.

I think all the acting is good. I'm sick a movies. . . movie sit and set in the 70s and early 80s? I'm done with that shit? Just find a way to get rid of cell phones. You can do it. Sure. Or have cell phones and make it so that they're useless, something. Yeah. Yeah. How about you? I'm going to be less generous. I thought it was, I like that it's short enough to not ruin your whole evening. Well, you know. It's just a mishmash of other things. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. It's. I. I. I. the. I. the. I. I. the. I. I. I. the. I. I. the. I. I. I. I. the. I. I. I. I. I. It's. It's just a mishmash of other things. It's Stephen King's Stories and I swear to God this M-Night Shambalon movie that haunts me. And the video games she played as a child. And the video games I played as a child.

I'm still playing them. Also, there's a new Monkey Island coming out later this month. I'm so excited. The first one since like the 2000s. Monkey's back, baby. Guy Brush 3, but it's back. You know what that means? No. Nah.

He's a mighty pirate. Someone out there is laughing. Could you tell that I couldn't? Because I just glasped over. Yeah, you're like, help. but I don't think it's anything special. Okay. Yeah. Five. Five Arino for me. Middle of the road, baby. Yeah. The kids are, I think the kids acting are special.

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You know what, is a 10 out of 10 every time? What? A message from a patron. Katie, here I go. This is a message that we got from... Billy. Billy. Billy says, holy shit.

Holy s-I've got that way with emails too. Samsies. Ha ha, sorry, around this time, everything got crazy. Found out I was going to be a dad, bought a house, got married, had a daughter, she's fucking amazing. Wow, congratulations on all of your successes and your family and personal life. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, those are a th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th, th, th, th, th, th, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, th, sorry, th, th, th, th, th, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha,, bam, so good. That's a lot. Those are a lot of big changes. I hope you're doing well. She's hard. It gets better. It's true. It's true.

It's true. I've always heard around five they get great. Mine's been great for a while. Yeah, they're down. There's a special case. Special case. Never been more honored. You could just call me Billy and you and Katie, he's speaking to me, has been my nightly listen while it worked for a long time and definitely makes every night better. Oh thank you Billy. Also tell Katie this

is where it gets weird. Oh I love this. I said it's in my seat. Also tell Katie for me that every time I get bummed about my Tigers, it's the baseball team. I remember things could be th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin the the. I the the the the the the theee. to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm theee. thee. I baseball team. I remember things could be worse. I could be a pirates fan. Fuck you, Billy, I had nice things to say until that, but it's so true. You're so right. I hate it and it's so right. It's the franchise she deserves after bad-mouthing tremors. Billy! Billy! You were doing so well. That sound you heard was me dropping my mic on Alan's picnic table because I'm furious.

First of all, they have been shitty way longer than I've been bad-mouthing tremors. Ah, second-all, fuck it. What are you gonna do? It's a testament to us. Second of all, fuck it. What are you going to do? It's a testament to us how strongly our opinions affect people. For good and for bad, because I really appreciate Billy's message and I think Billy is doing this with all the love and his heart. But boy have we gotten some mean shit lately.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. If you don't like the podcast, please just turn it off. Just fuck off. Jog on! Just go. Just go. You don't need to send us messages. Yeah. No. Listen, here's the thing. I'm 38 years old. I'm not going to change. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I'm not going to stop laughing. Katie's not going to stop being hilarious. Oh that's what they're so mad about is they're like Katie's just too funny that stupid bitch. Katie. Alan. Speaking to stupid things, what are we doing next week? The movie I thought we were recording when we hit record on this episode orphan. Orphan. Orphan. 2019? 2009 is what I meant to say. which we are doing because a prequel has just come out or is about to come out for it. And Alan was like, let's do that. No, let's do it right.

Trying to be sensible here. Let's do it right. Let's watch them in order. I feel like the Scream Franchise really fucked you up on that. I'm just going to say, I feel like watching Scream 2 maybe be like, maybe this being loose loose loose loose what you need to do. Perhaps we do a disservice. To ourselves and the franchise. And you guys who are like that's actually a great movie and we're like, suck a dick. So we're gonna start with orphan. Orphan. And then we'll watch our orphan first kills at some point. And maybe we can do it in our Halloween wrap-up, roundup. Yeah. Or maybe not I don't know. Who can say? Who can say?. And to. And to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the fr the fr the fr. And the fr. And the fr the fr the fr the fr the fr the fr the fr the fr the fr the fr the fr the fr. And the fr the fr. And the fr the fr. And the fr. And the fr. And the fr. And the fr. And the fr. And the fr. And the fro. And their their their their their their the froooooooooooo-s. And the fro-s. And the fro-s. And the fro-s. And the fro-s. And the fro-s. And maybe we can do it in our Halloween wrap up, roundup. Yeah. Or maybe not, I don't know. Who can say? Who can say? So come back next week for orphan, find us on the internet. Buy our t-shirts at T-Public dot com, back-slash-something back-sush. I think it's user. I want to say it's user slash, the user slash, where. I think that's just for you're, the the the. the t. t. t. the t. t. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. th. Who. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. just for you to go behind the scenes. I think it's just T-Public.com slashboard. Yeah, that might be our dashboard. Yeah.

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