Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 397- Saw II (2005)

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

In this week's episode, we're (foolishly) returning to a film franchise in which we (wisely) covered one film and then turned and ran: it's the 2005 sequel "Saw II." Guh. Special topics for your consideration include: elaborately-timed plans of absolute stupidity, utterly confusing motivations, wearing your dad's suit to work, two very divergent meanings of the phrase "Jesus show girl," and the possibility that these films are not just torture porn but in fact torture for the viewer. No Cary Elwes in this one, but you can catch him in "Saw," Episode 81. And, screw it, he's also in Episode 76- "????" which is actually just "Days of Thunder," a fantastic film. I wish Cary Elwes had been in this piece of shit.  Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. We just reviewed "Con Air" for September and LOOOOOL. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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So a note that starts off with Salt Thunder in the Cemetery can then lead to you being almost in tears? That's a beautiful, that is the sign of a fantastic writer. Thank you so sweet. Alan stop giving out your home address. Listen to to the P. A. I don't stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop to to th stop th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus. thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thus thus thus thus thus thus th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thunder. thunder. thu. thunder. thu. thu. thunder. thunder. thunder. th. Come to mine, it's fine. They sometimes pretend like they can't hear you even though you can hear them. It's very weird. But as I said, get in toucest, if you want to mail stuff, I will ask you a question. Alan vets you to make sure you can have his home address. Are you a creep Roland, thank you so much. So sweet of you. So yeah, if you want to mail the the the the the to to to to mail to mail to mail to mail to mail the to mail to mail the to mail the to mail to mail to mail the to mail the to mail mail the to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, thi thi th. It's th, th, it's th, it's th, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It th. It's th. It th. It th. It's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I the. I thea. I thea. I thean. I thean. I thea. I thean. I thean. I thea. I thea. I the. I a creep? Roland, thank you so much.

Thank you so much. So yeah, if you want to mail this stuff, get in touch, you'll get vetted. Or just come over to Allen's house and say hi, he's just here, he lives here. He'll give you his fucking address. Sorry. Come on by. Oh, Katie, what the fuck are we talking about this week? Well, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the fuck are we talking about this week? Well, I had said to you, maybe let's do another Saw movie,

because there's so many of them. And I said, you can choose two through eight, and you chose two. Yeah. We're doing Saw two. Do you think there was a thea tha. the tha had watched and this one that no one had like told me about?

Do you think that movie was hidden somewhere in Donnie Wahlberg's oversized suit? All right, fucking Donnie Walberg, though. Donald Walberg. Let's get into Donny Walberg. Yeah. I don't like Donny Walbur. No, why would you? Okay, fair. Thank goodness. Because I was thinking about how when we did the Sixth Sense, we realized that that he's at the beginning of that movie, he's like the person who's having the breakdown. We didn't know it was Donny Walberg and we were so surprised it was Donny Walberg, and we were like, oh, he's better than his brother. Yeah. And now I'm sure he is, but I just like watching Donnie Walburg do

anything is just so like aggravating. I think when like Donny Walburg is also in band of brothers, okay, and he's fine in that but I think like when he's in the sixth sense or band of brothers and he's in a thing that's way better than he actually is, he seems elevated, but when you put him in a movie, like, I don't know, saw two. You get to see what Donnie Walper is really all about about it. Oh God. Like, he should have stopped with the new kids.

Sure, sure. Sure, and before he started rapping at the new kids. Right. Yeah. When it was just Donnie, Joey, Jordan and Jonathan. Right. Mm-hmm. It was always always th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho, I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho- I tho- I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th. I I th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. S. S so so so Joey, Jordan, and Jonathan. Right. Yeah. I mean, it was always them, but like, he wasn't the... Even back then, I was like, he's the old guy, isn't he? Yeah.

He had to have been like 19 at the time. Because Donnie Wahlberg in this movie is younger than I am now. Wasn't he fall through the No Kids concerts. I don't know, but I love that. I think there was a trap drawer accident where he fell through the stage. I need that to be true. I need a montage of that. Kelsey Grammer falling off the stage. Oh lord! Sorry.

I'm drunk from last episode, it's fine. And the woman newscaster who's crushing grapes and falls off the thing. Oh that one upsets me because it looks like it really fucking hurts. I just love the nose. Ah! Ah! Ah! You gotta get on Reddit and you gotta follow a subreddic called Perfectly Cut Screams, which I think is really gonna bring a lot of joy to your life. It's gonna get you out of bed in the morning. Anyway, I watch this movie on Peacock and as you know, I love to... I'm sorry, what app did you watch? Pagoc. Thank you.

I like even when you texted me about it, because there are four versions of Saw-Two when I searched on Myroku and I had to ask Alan which one he'd watched of the four, which it turned out to be none of them. I like cataloging my ads that I get on Peacock, Peacock, so this time I got a pubic hair razor specifically for pubic hair. And it had- Like a manscape thing? No, a woman'scape thing? Oh, okay. There was a woman in the ad. She's shaving her pubes while wearing underwear and I to shave pub. It's not the one with the anthropomorphic cartoon pubic hair. No, that one is very upsetting to me.

I have not seen that and that's weird. And the other ad that I got was for a documentary about coronavirus on cruise ships and I was like, who was watching this? None of us are ready for that yet. Seriously! All right. Sot to. I that. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that that that that that that that that that that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that one is that is that was that was that was that was that was that one is that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was. That was. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ready for that yet. Seriously! All right, I saw too. I only keep saying Pecocock because we got a message. I think it was on Instagram from a listener that said, Help, I can't stop saying Pocock. Take that, Pocock. We also got a message from someone asking us if we could list where all the movies that we watch are found. And I was like, yeah, we could, but Google.

Yeah, I mean, we could, but like we're so shitty at social media. Yeah, we're doing the barest of minimums here. I mean, and even that is really bare. So like, if you, I know, we had advertised for an intern in years past, but we got somebody who wanted to take us up on it. We were like, no, we don't want to do that It was lovely and we should have let her yeah, we were like, I don't know that's hard to do So we are back in the Lee Wanel universe Sautu saw two saw to my first note can't believe we're going back to this well I've seen this movie before no. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I see several of the sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa I the th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. we's wea' wea' wea' wea' wea' th. wea' th. We're like, I th. We're like, I that's like, I th. We're thatthis movie before. No! Fudge! I've seen several of the saws. Really, I didn't realize I wouldn't have taken you for a sawer. I'm not, but I watched someone on demand when I didn't have a child and could just do whatever I wanted with my time.

And time was... Weed is a hell of a drug. That's it. Weed is a hell of a drug. This movie opens with like a point of view of someone looking th. and having a dumb device on their neck with a black Sunday mask. So it's just it's the last movie again, right? It's the last movie but with more exposition on why they're like the wise of it, which look, I know we didn't like the first one. But it's a fine enough conceit of like a person kidnapping bad people and making them make hard choices. Sure, yeah. Fine. But this is bonkers in the worst possible way. The fact that there is a twisted morality to this thing is so annoying. Yeah. And it doesn't, it's that thing of,

I know that this gets on your nerve sometimes, like when things don't adhere to their own logic. Exactly. And this movie wildly does not adhere to its own logic. And it has this sort of like villain with Gravitas, who has this philosophy, but his philosophy makes no sense. He contradicts it at many points. And, it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, it, it, and it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's th, it's th, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's thi, it's thi, I's thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, I's thi, I's thi, I's thi, it's thi, it's this philosophy, but his philosophy makes no sense. He contradicts it at many points and he's telling you about it like a college boyfriend who just watched Fight Club for the first time.

And you're like, I can't believe I have to watch that. Like, I'm not a person who thinks very highly of myself. You know me a long time. I deserve better than this movie. Katie, do you want me to anger a lot of people right now? Jigsaal is Jordan Peterson. Oh fuck! He's... You know, that is like a, it's an evolution, isn't it? They're on the same scale. He's a fucked-up moral compass that just goes wherever it wants, Willie and Millie.

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For sure. How did you see after the Queen died, somebody just photoshopped a spirit Halloween thing on Buckingham Palace? No one. I love Spiore Halloween stores popping up on the corpses of other businesses. Listen, the internet has a lot of problems. But every once in a while it delivers you a piece of fucking gold that you just have to make a beautiful necklace out of. I so strongly agree. That's really good. So this guy wakes up with the Black Sunday mask attached to his body that's on a springloaded-lo.. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thoing-up. I tho. I tho the the the the the the the the tho tho the tho the the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoinginging-up. I thoing-up. I thoing-up. I tho tho tho to to toooooooo too-Suuucoo-Sucoo-s. I to' to' tho tho tho tho. I tho. So this guy wakes up with the Black Sunday mask attached to his body that's on a spring-loaded

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Mike. It's me, Jigsaw. Hello. I forgot we were meeting today and I've scheduled over this. Could we possibly rescheduled a Tuesday? I have a meeting with Donald Wahlberg later. He's talking about how this guy was a police informant. Yeah, he's snitch. That's like, I mean, if the things, like, yes, snitches get stitches.

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I always say Megan the East, too. Yeah, it's fine. So... Her middle name. Shoney Smith, her big crime that he was punishing her for is having a drug addiction. Yes, and then later being suicidal, which is like, what? But seemingly egging her on with these suicidal tendencies? Unbelievable. When all she wanted was a Pepsi.

What does that even mean? Are you not familiar with the song institutionalized by suicidal tendencies? Oh yes, okay, all right. Forgive me. I forgive you. I have a Pavlovian response to suicidal tendencies. Oh God. Guy, he's got a fucked up eye. Yeah. He's a mirror that he can see his fucked up eye.

And Jigsaw's like, you've got a look at this x-ray machine. And I didn't use a lead vest on you because I'm, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, I'm, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I've tho, I tho, I, I, I tho, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I, I th, I, I th, I, I, I, I th, I, I, I, I th, I th, I'm, I'm, th, th, th, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and tha, tha, tho, tho, and I took a view with my x-ray machine and I didn't use a lead vest on you because I don't care if you get cancer. How did he get an x-ray machine? He has an x-ray machine. It's in his laboratory. How do this guy not know there was a key behind his eye? I feel like, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, I keep if I have like a little thing on my contact lens I'm like, ow! So he's got to dig the key out of his eye to get himself out of this, uh, this Black Sunday mask. Yes. So he takes the knife and he's holding it over his eyeball and I was like, cut your eyelid, you fucking dope. Have you never seen a Rocky movie?

Cut your eyelid like it's nothing. Cut me. Cut me. Rocky begs for it his dick is hard for cutting sorry He's like freaking out and he pulls the pin on his own trap and then then of course he does not he wimps out and does not cut his own eyeball to get the key out to get the key out don't cut your eye to get the key out. I don't cut your eye to the eye. Which starts a timer. Yes. And then of course he does not, he wimps out and does not cut his own eyeball to get the key out. Don't cut your eyeball, cut your eyelid. I would absolutely cut my eyelid and dig behind my eye. Yeah. It's fine. Of course.

Why not? I don't even have to. I'm going to work tomorrow. And the trap springs and his head explodes. Yeah. And the trap the trap the trap the the the the the the the the th. I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. thi. thi. th. tape th. I th. I th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. tie. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tie. tie. trap springs and his head explodes. Yeah. And then they do this like nine-inch nails video with like shaky, spinny quick cuts. You know what I mean? Yeah. Ugh. Do I. Ugh. Great when someone wants to fuck you like an animal, less great when it's salt to. Yeah. Oh my god.

So we see Donnie Walburg, and I just have all these notes about why is he wearing his dad's suit to work? What is he wearing his dad suit? I wrote here, I felt he was a creepy old guy since I was eight. I'm just going to go out of limb and say the Walburg family, not great. Just stop looking at them. We don't have to let them do things. You know what I mean? We could just say no more. Yes. But Walburgers is so delicious. Is it?

I don't know. They're not in Pittsburgh, are they? Not that I know of. I'm assuming they don't have a veggie option. If they do, get in touburg. Wall burgers, reach out to us. Let us know what your menu is like. So... You got onion rings? Oh, I bet they have onion rings.

I love onion rings. It's the option I go for. It's better than a french rye. Oh yeah, for sure. Would you dip an onion ring in? Oh no, I freeball it. I don't dip it in anything. Yeah, raw dog in. Yeah, raw dog. Yeah, raw dog, that onion ring.

That's me what I dip onion rings in and then guess. Ranch dressing? Don, Don, Rench dressing. Fuck it, I'm disgusting. Anyway, so he's got this kid that doesn't like him. He's got a bad attitude. Everybody's got a bad attitude. So kids got a bad attitude. Everybody's got a bad attitude. So Danny has gotten into some sort of trouble, shoplifting maybe.

Who cares? He's got a wallet chain. That means he's trouble. In 2007, having a wallet chain means something has gone wrong. It's true. They're arguing. He's like, why you're such a cop 24-7? And he's like, I'm going to move back with mom. And Donnie Walberg yells, well then go in his face. So they're both pieces of shit. Yeah, for sure. And Donnie Walberg gets a call on his phone.

He's like, Danny, sorry, Sarge, I thought you were my son. Yeah. I was like, wait, did your cell phone not have caller ID on it? No, I had a flip phone in 2007, no caller ID. Oh, really? No, of course it did. What is this? I'm not America?

Oh, just so we don't get emails. Look, it's 2007 if I say it is. Alan just raised his eyebrows of me like, do you know what you're doing? How dare you? You don't get to set the time for Saul too? I don't. So we meet the Starship Troopers Lady, who I cannot believe... Oh my god, it is.

Yes. She's terrible in this. She is terrible. Terrible. Charles Barkley, ter-Turble, ter-Turble, terrible in this. She is terrible. Charles Barkley terrible levels of acting. I did not even think to look her up because she was such a bad actor that I assume she'd never been at anything before. Awful. Yeah. Yeah. I hate to say that. She's awful. I mean, it had to have been down to the direction, right? Because everybody is terrible in this. Yeah. I mean, I think there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's just there's just there's just the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi. I thi thi right? Because everybody is terrible on this. Yeah.

I mean, I think there's just nothing to do and no one to tell them how to do it. Yeah, you're not looking at Shawnee Smith and going, torta fucking force. No, nobody's good. Nobody's good. Yeah, no, nobody's good. Yeah, no, she's ridiculous. I do not understand her at all. They have, so, uh, Sarge calls and he's like, hey, you gotta go check this thing out, there's a murder.

And he's been on desk duty. But why is he back in the fucking field now? No idea, call a uniform in. So it's like, it's sort of meant to imply that he and Star Trek Troopers have a relationship, a previous experience with Jigsaw. So this is the first time I paused movie and I was like, no, this is Saw too. You have not fucked up. Right, but they also been fucking.

Right, which we don't find out until later, but also who cares because, who would fuck Donnie Wahlberg? When he shows up at the crime scene and th.... cares because ew. Who would fuck Donnie Wahlberg? When he shows up the crime scene and they start interacting, I have the note, why does this feel like it was directed by Glenn Dancing? Oh my God, does it? Do you feel that way? It totally does. Speaking of, I requested a screener of that movie. Yeah. They never even replied to my email. Hey, I understand that they're all fucking vampires. May I have a screener of that movie? I do a very successful horror movie comedy podcast. You may have listened to our Veronica episode where we literally vomited. You may have heard Alan do an impression of dancing over 2,000 times in the eight years

that this podcast has existed. All documented. All true. Jesus. The body has a puzzle piece cut out of his flesh. And the lady has a puzzle piece cut out of his flesh. And the lady cop, Starship Troopers, is so flippant about it. It's almost like she's holding back glee. And you don't know why?

Why didn't you tell me about the jigsaw? I don't thou to see it for yourself. He can still see it for himself even if you say, hey, look at that. Like, and then I looked back at the cast for the first movie because I was like, were they in it? The cops? No. Kareal Wiz is the victim. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Carrileways. And Lee Wanel is also in the cell with him. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Like it felt like I was supposed to be familiar with them and I had no fucking cares for them. Yeah.

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kidding me? Honestly like watching these movies and being like you look like you look like shit you look like shit I'm doing so well. You've yet a school bus full of children say, yo Santa at you. Man I should not have told my kid about that. I love it so much. She brings it up all the time. She's like, remember when those kids yelled at th. th. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. the the the th. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. the the the the. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. the. the. Honestly. the. the. Honestly. the. Honestly. Honestly, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. told my kid about that. I love it so much. She brings it up all the time. She's like, remember when those kids yelled at Alan? What did you stop calling you Al-Yen? Aw, I was gonna get my name changed. So Donnie Wahlberg is like laying in bed and he wakes up and he's like,

Huh, Wilson, Steel, what's that? What is that? Why, though? Because he was on a piece of equipment that was in the building that he went to investigate the murder in. Okay, I have to be really, really, really honest with you. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. You know, you often say this that a film, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, wa, wa, wi, wi, wi, wi, wi. Well, wi. Well, w. Well, w. Well, w. Well, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, to be to be to be to be to be too, too, too, too. too. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. thi. the. to this movie. Yeah. You know, you often say this, and a film dares you to pay attention to it.

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So they're the Wilson Steel plant. Yeah. No need to look for bubee traps, knowing everything you know about this guy. They're just like, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. But it's like, if there was a car accident, you wouldn't go to Chevy to figure out what's going on. No, it's true. It's true. Like if you get stabbed with a cutco knife, I'm not calling cut-go. Assume that this whatever augmentation have been done to this head-crushing helmet had been done post-factory it wasn't made in

house. Right that's not part of their line. No, like industrial catalog and you're like I will take seven black Sundays. Have you ever wanted to make a Barbara Steel Witch? Well have I got a mass for you? 4999. Catologues don't talk. So, they go to Wilson Steel, they see Jake Saul's little dumb-dum dummy on a tricycle. Why did he build a puppet? Listen, if I'm dying of cancer,

the last fucking thing I'm doing is paper mish. Okay, maybe it Amanda do it, who knows. This character is so confusing to me. Also, apparently he's in the next six movies, so he's not going to die. So I'm like, is this all a ruse that you're not really dying of cancer? I don't know, because the end of this movie would lead you to believe that he's dead. Right. Cleefly dead at the end of this movie. It's so silly.

I die grinning. Here's where I wrote, shit, I'm barely paying attention. So the cops trigger a, a stair to fall, and then another stair shoots out and breaks a cop's leg. Okay. This is so convoluted. And then they're in like a cage in the stairwell that is electrified that seemingly knocks all the cops out? Yes, they're all gone. All the cops are gone. There's there's the one cop who just yells at them who's left. Yes, right. So then we see that Jigsaw, this man, is sitting in this room. There's a menacing close-up of an IV bag and then a menacing close-up of a medical monitoring device, and I don't know why. He got that beep beeper.

I mean, that's okay. You're allowed to have those. He also, I wrote here, he looks like a smug guy in a wizard-braker. Because he's actually wearing like a windbreaker but first it looked like a wizard rope? It would definitely, yeah, yeah, it must be from the Wizard Road Rove windbaker breaker line. Yeah. Woodware. So he is, he is John Kramer.

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Yeah, watch me on the YouTube's. I will not watch me. Tell me how it was. I'll get back to you on that. It's not out yet. So but I watched those two movies from 2005 back to back and I was like, I don't know if I'm going to make it through this. I don't know if I can't th I I I I I th I th I th I th I can't know if I can't know if I can't know if I can't know if I can't know if I can't know if I can't know if I can't the 2005 I can't th. I can't the th. I can't th. I can't th. I can't th. I'm the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I th. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I will. to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. rough time. It's a fallow rough time for horror films. It's a fallow rough time for a lot of pop culture really. Yeah, yeah. I mean you get the dissent in 2005. Great film. Wolf Creek comes out in 2005. I don't know that one. It's an Australian serial killer slasher movie that's really good. You've tried to pitch me on that in the past. Very bleak. Very bleak. Because Australians love the fucking bleakness. Oh yeah, yeah. Have you seen Australia? It's bleak as shit.

Everything can kill you. Yeah, but they've also got these gorgeous beaches. Yeah, but all those gorgeous beaches are tiny jellyfish that can kill you, called Blueys. They even have a cute name. Have you seen the Australian children's show Bluey? Wonderful. I'm an American adult. With an American child. It's so fucking good. Parents watch Bluie. You know it already. I assume you haven't, you didn't watch Bluie prior to being the mother of a delightful child. Jesus. Anyway, so all these people are waking up in a room and like a decrepit house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And one guy goes, I've been drunk. I spent three years at college, which I liked a lot.

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preacher. Yeah. That scant. Um. Who would have ever thought? Before we get to the house, Donnie Wolberg sees us out on the monitor and he's like, Holy shit, that's my son. I think that's my son. He's very upsetting to me as a parent. Calls his son's cell phone and Jigsaw and Jigsaw has left the outgoing message? And I was like, who has the time to be a jigsaw? I love this. Like like this. Like this. Like this. Like this. Like this. Like th. Like ththe- like th. ththe- like thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. Who th. Who th. Who. Who. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. th. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to be a jigsaw. I love this like there's what six eight people in there I'm not going to count them I don't care he took all of their cell phones he was like poop poop poop yeah this is jigsaw fuck you I love that he was doing it over breakfast

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this movie shortly after it came out, I definitely got it on like on demand or home video or whatever. I remember being like surprised at the end that she was involved and now watching it. I'm like, God you were fucking stupid. We were so stupid when you were 22 or whatever. It's very obvious. So, while this is happening, Jigsel's like, I need some time alone with Donnie Wahlberg. Just wants a little privacy, just to put just a tip, just to see how it feels. Fuck. You don't think he wants to fuck Donnie Wahlberg? Because I do.

I think he wants to fuck Donny Wahlberg. You know Donny Wahlberg is going to clip that so it sounds like you want to fuck Donny Walburg. Yeah, that's why I repeated it. No, Donny Walberg, do not want to fuck you. They get out of the room, the big guy finds a spiked baseball bat, and he's like, I'm going to find a way out, and I guess by beating the walls to death or something. Which actually makes more sense than anything else they do, because it's just a house,

it's just plaster and brick, we can break out of it. Why don't you then, because he never even tries it? You gotta get taught a lesson by Jigsaw, I guess. I guess so, yeah. Can I have a glass of water? This is where I wrote, cover your mouth when you cough jigsaw, you fucking pig. You're the one who's always going on about everybody else's moral compass. You cannot just cough into the air. that the air. Hey, Johnny, th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you tho, you're tho, you're tho, you're tho, you tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu. thu. thu. You tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo're a bad person. Bad people cough into the air.

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or most things, or anything really in this state. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Death penalty. So then a woman finds a Harry Potter door that leads downstairs and they find a bunch of mannequins in the basement. If you say so. I have a bunch of notes about Obie. So yeah, he's sort of been like a rogue character lurking in the shadows, but he keeps taking his hood off for dramatic effect on more than one occasion, which is like you can only do a one.

Oh, that's... keeps taking his hood off for dramatic effect on more than one occasion, which is like you can only do it one. Yeah. Oh, that's... So, there is another tape recorder and it explains that Obie was the kidnapper. Yes, and then Jesus Showgirl remembers him kidnapping her. I like the idea of a Jesus showgirl. Like, there's a biggest review. If I ever get on the big stage,'m going to be a Jesus show girl. Just Jesus from the neck of I'm gonna wear a show girl from the bikini. That's why

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starts the crevatorium. Which is like, this whole thing is hinging on the idea that no one would be holding the door open. No one would be standing between the open door and the opening. All these people hate each other from the job. For no reason. And also like if he was really put up to kidnapping this woman, why doesn't he explain it to them when they're like you kidnapped her? What do you, she's like you kidnap me, you're a terrible person? He's like, ugh. Oh, fudge. Why doesn't he say anything? I don't know. But then Danny busts out a window so he can crawl partially out before the guy gets fully incinerated. They're like, oh those gloss or something? He's been in there for

four minutes. He didn't think of that like fucking nail baseball bat until that moment to break something with? Huh? Huh? And then Johnny Smith is just like, fuck this, I'm going upstairs. Yeah. She's like he had a choice. You're like, okay, you're in on it. Yeah, a toy. And we cut back to a jigsaw who's just proselytizing about, I don't know. I want to spend the rest of my days testing the the fabric of human nature. Why are you making a shirt? Why don't you catch up on TV? Wo? W don't th you don't th you don't th you don't th you don't th you don't th you don't th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you thesting the fabric of human nature. Why are you making a shirt? Why don't you catch up on TV? Why don't you donate all of your money to charity? Would you tell people in your life that you love them? Yeah, Patagonia. Yeah. Sorry, I didn't yell over you. It's fine. I just said, yeah, Patagonia, because the guy for Patagonia donated all of his money, the climate change causes. Oh, good for him. Yeah. Yeah. He, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, why, why, why don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't, why don't, why don't, why don't, why don't, why don't, why don't, why don't, why don't, don't, why, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't th. Why, don't th. Yeah, don't the th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, tho. Yeah, tho. Yeah, don't you don't you don't tho. Yeah, don't tho. Yeah, don't you don't tho. Yeah, don't tho. Yeah, don't th. Yeah, don Great. He donated all of his money to climate change causes. Oh, good for him. Yeah. He was sort of a reluctant billion area.

Yeah, that was his whole thing. He's like he never wanted to be rich off of what he did. So he's just gabled all his money away. That's how we are with the show. We're just like super reluctant about our success. Meanwhile, cut back to what we find out though, the testing of the fabric of human nature. And Donny Walberger is like, fuck this, I don't want it anymore, and walks away from him. This is where I started wishing that Jigsaw would like unexpectedly die in the middle of a speech about knowing he's going to die and savoring everything. And then I got really like, in my own head about like maybe this is the sequel to Eat Pray Love where he's like you've got to experience it and we're going to Tuscany! So is it eat P-R-E-Y?

Love? Eat-Pray die. Oh should we make that movie? Copyright, copyright, copyright. Stephen Kang's Eat Pray Die. I love that. But. But like, seriously, who cares about this guy? About Jigsaw? Yeah, who's believing him? Who's like, like, what? God damn it. He has a acolite. Ha, and how?

And how? And how? Do you appreciate your son's life? What? Because you yelled at him and haven't been as present as you maybe should have been after a divorce? That's kind of a thing that happens sometimes? Like, Donnie Wahlberg's might be a shitty dad. Yeah.

Like, he does not deserve, his child does not deserve this. There was a bit of a hesitation before he said, of course, I care about my son's life. He's like, yeah! I chalked that up to Donny Wahlberg's acting, but fair enough. So we keep seeing like they have to do different things to do different things. And there's an escape room. And in this escape room, there is a pit in the floor that's filled with hypodermic needles. Who filled that? Was it Amanda? Because I don't think Jigsaw did it, which means she

fucking built that for herself. Do these later movies lay out that John Kramer ran a medical supply company and that's why he has all this shit? Seriously, how could you get that many syringes? I mean, it is a pit. That is rating so many Quest diagnostics to get all those syringes. So Danny says to her, you said you survived this, right? She goes, I, what? I was like, we're watching the movie. She's like, oh wait, did I give that away earlier?

Forgive me. He's like, but why? And she's like, because I was a fucking junkie. And then she, I guess, got out of his trap. Yeah. And then she was suicidal, which is then, I guess, cause for torture, according to Jigsaw. I guess maybe he's the Catholic Church or something? I don't know.

Drug addiction is an addiction issue. It should be treated as, God damn it people, come on. Being depressed and suicidal, should not open you up to being murdered. Anyway. Ay, ayay. So, Xavier is like someone's going into that pit and he throws Amanda into the pit. Why? Because he wasn't going into that pit and she's just a tiny lady.

She's down there and she's like, all right, I guess I'll look for this key then. No. I would pick up a fist full of syringes and hurl them at that man. I don't care how much it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts the key the key the key the key the key the key the the key th me that man. I don't care how much it hurts me, it will also hurt you. So they've got to find a key that's in there that's hooked to a glowstick, which I loved. And the key opens a door that they could get out through, but they have like a minute to open it. Which of course they beat lose by one second. By one one second. Yeah. And then we learn that Matthews is a crooked cop who who is that that that that that that thue is that thue is that thue is thue is that thus is a thus is a thus is a thus is a thus is a thus is a thus is a thus is a thus is a thus is a thus is a thoom-a thi is a crooked cop who, sorry, Donnie Wahlberg. He's calling by his right name. And he is a crooked cop who framed every one of the people who were in there. And Jigsel is going to reveal that he's the father of Danny to these people.

Dun to done. It's just like, at this point I wrote, this is terrible and terrible. It's just like, was 2005 just a lot bleaker that I remember it being? I mean, I don't know. I guess Bush was president and we were in a war we didn't want. Yeah. We felt out of control. We had no idea what real out of control things. Yeah, I feel like living in legit bleak times now. This isthis is like, you guys were kind of like living high on the hog. Yeah, I mean, we thought Bush was terrible. And yes, he was, he was, for sure. But it could have been a lot worse.

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I have a picture of Lucy sitting in it. It's very nice. It's just like one of the tables you might get. Yeah, nice. Very nice. Love Michelle Obama. Love Pamela's. So there is a Xavier figures out that they all have numbers written in Sharpie on the back of their heads because he like fucking Jigsaw's like, remember the combination, it's in the back of your heads. It's in the back of your minds, which is not where your neck is, but okay. So when it gets down to it and he has to cut his own neck off, why? Why didn't he just ask them?

Why didn't he just work with them? I... Genuinelyly, like, really what they all should have done was killed the buff guy and work together but that's not what happens. No, it is not what happens. No. And meanwhile Donnie Wahlberg is beating the shit out of Jigsaw who's like, ah this is funny.

I wrote here, wait this is the plot of line of duty, maybe. Because he's a dirty cup planting a bent copper, planting evidence. Nice one, mate. Nice one, mate. If you and I ever get friendship tattoos, they're going to say nice one mate. Of course they are. Okay. I'm a hundred percent town.

I'll do that. Yeah, you just let me know. I am very close to getting a tattoo of a bear in a bear in in in in in in that. to getting a tattoo of a bear in a smoking jacket that just says doing things on them. You won't. You won't. Tell him he won't, listeners. He won't. Why? Because you won't do it if I say you won't, you won't. It's such a good idea for a tattoo. Do it then. You won't. Uh, so Matthews is that, or Donny Walberg is then like... Thank you for trying. I do appreciate your efforts. Oh wait, oh wait, before Donny Wahlberg runs out to go try and find his son, Jigsaw says, Game Over. And I was like, that's your tagline from the end of the last movie.

Yeah, you can't say it mid-movie. Game over just can't be your tagline. You're not fucking Jason Vorees on the video game where you say all your friends are dead. You're right. He's like go look in the brown desk and fucking Sarasop Triboros goes over and opens a gray desk and pulls out whatever it is he's talking about. Furious, I'm furious. And then she's like, oh man, these video feeds aren't live. That's right, it's all been filmed earlier.

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She, okay, so we see the entire movie again in Flashback. Oh that's where I had the note why do we have to watch the whole movie again? I already saw this fucking movie you don't need to show it to me again. But then when she comes in and shuts the door she's put on a sexy top because earlier she'd been wearing like sweatpants and we see her again she's wearing a fishnet top tap the top th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the-fixenetetet net that the the-I theaten the-I the-I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thnets thnets thnets thnets thnets thnetsenetet the the the the the the the the the toye tipe te teean teat to-nipeat teat to-I toge the the's like, game over. So, is she fucking Jigsaw? Oh, I hope so. Her father, her leader, her teacher, Miyagida? Her Nina, her Pinta or Santa Maria. Put a dick in it. And then Jigsaw smiles because someone said game over and that's the only way that he can finish. How did they get six more movies?

How? Because this movie costs $14 million to make and I made $147 million in the theater. Jesus, thanks, Alan. Why are we poor? I mean, I'm sure it's diminishing returns, but I'm sure these money still, are these movies still raking a ton of money. Unbelievable. Yeah, believable.

Believable. Yeah, believable. You want to rate this piece of shit? I absolutely do. I mean, Rating's face. Alan, it is now your time to choose a number between one and ten to describe the way you felt about this film. Altered Beast!

Um, the video game, Altered Beast. Yes, I know. Rise from your grave! I would give this movie a two for Salt two. Okay. Yeah, for Donnie Wahlberg's ill-fitting suit. I couldn't get over how poorly fit the suit was. I mean, he's a normal looking man.

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Uh, and that's... And we're all told that they were framed for. Why are you torturing them? That is torture enough. Exactly. And again, back to Jordan Peterson. He's giving them advice they don't need that doesn't actually help them. Trash. Yeah. Absolute trash. Yeah. You know what's not trash? What? The delightful people who get sent us emails? Do they like Saw to they their they they they their they they they they they they they they they they they they they their they they they they their they they their they their they they they their they th. they they they they they they they they to th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're toe. to toe. to toe. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. to th. th. to to th. to to th. to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. the. toe. the. saw too, though? Well, we're about to find out. Hey, Alan and Katie. Hi. Pete here, of Cube Infamy.

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That's at Slaughterhouse Ohio. Okay. It's setting as an actual old slaughterhouse. Pete! That's the theme they ran with. I know it's about a two-hour drive, but thrown. I was about about to look about to look about to look about to look about to look about to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look. I to look to look to look to look to look out to look to look to look tooom. tooom. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thea. tho. the. ust me it's worth it. I was about to look it up. Pete did it for me. Pete, you're a fucking champion. I will cover the cost of your tickets if you decide you want to do it. Keep up the great work, love listening to you. Pete. Do you want to do it? Do you want to do, I don't want you to have to do anything you don't want to do. I mean they don't want you want you want you want you want you want you want you to want you to want you to want you to want you to want you to want you to want you to want you to want you to want to want to want to want to want to to to to to to to do to do to to do to do to do to to do to do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to to do to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do. I mean, they're just so scary.

I would love to take a road trip for her with you at some point. Pete's two hours away, I mean, we'll just go buy pita beer. Yeah, Pete, you want to go meet us in Cleveland, go to go to Melt, have some grilled cheese sandwiches? Pete, meet us in Youngstown, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But thank you, Pete. I'm sorry, I'm an absolute pussy. The last time I went to a haunted house, I had a panic attack, and the guy with the chains out was like,

oh shit, to like help me off the ground. It was embarrassing. The last time I went to a haunted house was fright nights, although they call it like Harvest Time now at Kennywood. They try to make it less scary. Yeah, and every haunt I went into was just like teens smoking when we came around a corner like, oh shit, oh sorry, boo. The real fear is malaise. Yeah.

I definitely saw somebody in the attraction on their cell phone that was supposed to be scaring me. Wonderful. It was so good. But Pete, that's very generous. If you thank you. Pete, you're lovely. We're going to think about it, but the answer is probably no.

Plus slaughterhouse, that just, oh man. Alan's a vegetarian. How did it happen? How is it real? Because I was six foot two before I stopped eating meat? Really? Oh yeah. I didn't stop eating meat until I was 21. You should get back on the train. Hot dogs. Cured meats is what's going to bring me back over, baby. Salami. Man salami with my down fall. 10. I was like I was like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is like, how is it. How is it. How is it. How is it's. How is it's is it's is it, how is it. How is it. How is it. How is it. How is it. How is it. How, how is it. How, how is it. How, how is it. How, how is it. How, how is. How, how is. How, how is. How, how is. How, how is. How, how is. How, how is. How, how is. How, how, how, how, how is. How, how is. How, how is. How, how is. Cured meats is what's going to bring me back over, baby. Salami, man, salami with my downfall. Ten years, I was like, I gotta eat salami. There is no good fake cured meat. No, of course it isn't. You can't do it, yeah. It's just such a specific thing.

Yeah, for sure. Katie, speaking of specific things, what are we doing the film, to open a note note, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to be, to to be, to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to tha, tha, tha, the thae.e, the the the te.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. the thea.e.e. thea, thea, thea, thea. thea, toe. toe. to open a note to see what we're doing next week so he looked at me very pointedly. Next week we will be doing a film that he has chosen the change-line. Yeah George C's Scott. It's also on Peckock because they're not giving us money but you'd think they were. We're moving. Shutter never give us money so now we're t Jeff Goldblum, I don't know. Is that a thing? It is, it's on my watch list, I haven't watched it yet. Okay. I love that man. Pittsburgh's finest. So come back for a classic ghost story in the Changeling.

Never seen it, I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, I remember it being a good movie. I'm also looking forward to taking like three steps back back back back back back time in American history. Yeah. And the 202s too, fucking sucks. Yeah, but Lister's good movies. Like X. Like X. Great. Once again, thank you to Roland Blackburn for sending us these delightful books. I can't wait to read it. I am very excited. And thank you all for listening. You're all delightful. Thanks for your nice messages, your kind words. You're just interacting with us? Like, tell me about how your baby's doing?

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Wilmington. Wilmington? He's from Goldington. But I think you spent a lot of time in Westchester because friends of mine from there know him. Sure. Very close areas for sure. Uh, so that was from last week's episode, but Tech Tinear, I like it. You can cut and paste or don't. I'm not going to.

He's not never going to do that. As soon as he hit stop, he forgets what happened. So, uh, we're done. Thank you for listening to another episode of Where. Bye-bye. Empty? Spicy. Whoa. We love you. Bye. Maybe Axe the United States at the pool. Maybe Acton the Rules. Savin' the pooled.

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