Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 399- Orphan: First Kill (2022)

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

In this week's episode here in the heart of spooky season, we're discussing the brand new prequel to a film we reviewed just a few weeks ago: it's the 2022 film "Orphan: First Kill" and hoo boy, were we flummoxed! Special topics for your consideration include: a surprising celebrity sibling, being super ready to hate a movie knowing absolutely nothing about it, an in-depth analysis of fencing by two people who, again, know absolutely nothing about it, and a phone call from a kind listener who sheds more light on the real orphan story that has unfolded over the last few weeks, so please stick around to hear that.  Did you miss our conversation about "Orphan" recently? It was Episode 395. I know Julia Stiles has been in a handful of horror movies but we haven't done any others. She did star in a remake of "The Omen" and we covered the original, so maybe go listen to that? It's Episode 77 and I know it's a stretch, sorry. Would you like to tell us about things we're wrong about? We deserve it. You can call 412-407-7025 and lay it on us. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Because you just really love that part where she was fingering, getting fingered by a... I heard adopted father and painted for me. Peter Sarsgard. Why is everybody in this hospital in Estonia speaking English? I don't know. Some of them have British accents, who can say? We need it. We meet like, oh sorry.

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For mentally disturbed adults. Yes, not children. Not children. And it's a real horror movie thing, drawing upsetting pictures. So an art therapist really belongs. Yeah, for sure. So as soon as she's in there, like this guy's talking to and he's like, you're going to drop the Estonian accent.

Anywho, he's like, I've done enough. This is where we are. He's like, hello, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. A, thi. A. A. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tho. thi. Estonian accent. Anywho. He's like, I've done enough. This is where we are. He's like, hello, you're here for art therapy anyway. So we've got Lena over there. And she's like, oh my god, she's such a handful. Like, Lena's missing. It's like, oh no, we have to hide you in this art room. Yes. She's like, who's who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is who is the the the the the the door. Because she's the reason for the opening you're filling.

Oh God. She's locked in the room, but there's a small child painting in this institution for adult crazy people. It's crazy that the actor is 13 years older. 13 years older. Crazy. So to make up for that, because she was 11 or 13, I can't remember which when she filmed the room initially. She's 25 now. She's 25 now. She is much taller

now. Sure. So all of the shots of her, her standing are filmed from behind with a child. And the ones where it's a child body double, obviously the height is right. Yeah. But whenever they show her face and she's in a scene, which is on her knees. She is way too small. She's like the size of the average four-year-old. It's like, they were like, oh, you know how masterfully they did that shit in the Lord the Rings, where like the big people and the little people and they mix it all up up up don't have time for that? That's going to be really expensive. We don't have Peter

Jackson money. So what if she's a little bit back and on her knees? Can we do that? Will that do? It's so funny. She has she like in this scene, she, actually, it's not the scene is when she actually escapes, but she's standing in a doorway and she's like the height of the doorknob, which is like what three feet off the ground? No. And then you see her reach for something and she has adult ass hands? But I'll tell you what, she is killing it in this. She's so fun. She's so good. And so the way she sneaks out of the hospital is kind of genius. Because there's a guard there that's a pet-ar-ass I guess. Oh it's so uncomfortable.

And he's like, here are those ribbons you wanted. She's like, thank you so much. This dumb, horny, pet-dummy. And he's like, she's like, do you want to come inside? He's like, yes, I very much do. And she beats him to death against the wall while standing on a chair and I was like, you can't get that kind of leverage while standing on a chair to beat a man to death? No, you can't. And you also have to wonder that she has the strength of a 10 year old, I mean physically. She doesn't have a whole lot more power than a 10-year-old. I think she's like an aunt. She's like tiny but she got a ton of strength. Got it. Okay.

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Also he's so annoying. purposefully. So he or she she gets out and the art therapist is like leaving and she does the rear windshield window like wipe her on her car and it reveals the girl standing behind her car and I'm like this movie is already great. It's already great. The art therapist gets out of the car and runs back into the building. Why doesn't Lena take the car? I thought she did. Yes, but also, so Lena has murdered like several guards because she gets the one woman to do it by throwing her candy basically.

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And then the eatie just turns and murders a man, like with her hands. So the therapist goes back outside and then the kid just like gets in her trunk and then the therapist goes back out and was like, well, I guess I'll leave now. Why did she not justthen the kid just like gets in her trunk and then therapist goes back out and I was like well I guess I'll leave now. Why did she not just steal the car? I don't because she probably can drive until later when she's wearing sunglasses and smoke I love that also she can talk pretty well yeah. So she follows she goes home with the therapist. Yeah she was Lena was already in her house when she walks in, and her house has a piano. And we have learned from the head of the Sarna Institute that this isn't anyone's first kill because she has killed an entire family already.

But prior to this? Lena has already killed a family. Prior to this, she's like, that's why she's in the institute and why she's the most dangerous game. Who did she kill? Somebody she fell in love with. Okay. Who tho, who the th the th th th th th th th th th. tho, the tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho the tho the the tho the tho the tho the the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head. the head. the head. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, she's like, that's why she's in the institute and why she's the most dangerous game. Who did she kill? Somebody she fell in love with. Okay. Who adopted her at some point. Okay, all right. Yeah. It's wild. That's right, because when we see the photo album or the photos that are stuck in the Bible in the first movie, yeah. Yeah. There's like a collection of dads. Yeah, there's a bunch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, she kills the art therapist. She hits the art therapist. Oh, that's right. And then gets on her computer and finds this missing child, Esther, who has her damn same eyebrows.

Nailed it. Realizes that the art therapist isn't dead and says, oh Anna, it usually only takes one and then beats her to death. Yes. Yeah. So this is like orphan, ninth kill. Yeah, I guess so. You're right. You're right. And then we're in Connecticut and Julia Stiles. And then we're in Connecticut and Julia Stiles.

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I tell you, I tell you no lies. Wow. Yeah. But he is a Disney level dope. Yeah. He's just like, huh? What? Hey, man, I really like that idea, man. That sounds great. And you're like, oh God, get a personality. Donald's kid.

Oh my God. So we learn that they're more, he's in mourning still of the loss of their daughter. Who is missing? She says to him, Esther's not coming back. Cut to someone walking towards them and saying, we we we we we we we we we we we. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe, toe, to me. to to to me, to me Cut to someone walking towards them and saying, we need to talk to you about Esther. I'm here about Esther? And her going, oh no. Yeah.

So they're fucking rich. Yeah. She flies on a private jet to go get Esther. I'm going to tell you something. As a movie, you don't need to not write Russia after Moscow. No, I know her Moscow. thi. th. like, maybe like if you wrote New York City, New York, USA. We know where it is. We're cool. Moscow, there's one. There's probably more, but there's one. There's probably Moscow and like Indiana, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Indiana, United States. But we get it. Oh yeah. Anyway. So she meets Esther and she's already like, uh, this. thi. thi. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. there. there's. there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there. There's there's there's there's one. There's one. There's one. There's one. There's one. There's one. There's one. There's one. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There. There. There. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. I. I. there. there. there. I's there's there. there's th. there's there's th. th. there's there's there's there's there's there's one. I. I there's there. Something's weird. But at this point she just seems like a cold bitch. Sure, she was given mom from the first movie vibes.

Yeah. It was like kind of standoffish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, oh no, we're not going to get a repeat of the first movie. So I'm kind of bumming. So I'm kind of bumming to. And I thought, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, she thi, she's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi repeat of the first movie. Okay. So I was bumming to. And I thought, oh, gosh, she only lands rich families. And of course it's a short-term con because she's never going to grow, so it has to be. Right, right. However, they get to this house and they have Fabrije eggs on the mantle. And they fly her home on a private jet, toe, tox, tox, tox, tox, toe, toe, toe, thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the thi, and the the the the the the their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and the the their, and the the the the the the the the the th. th. And, and th. th. th. And, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And, thr. And, tooooooooomooooom. And, tooo. And, too. And, too. And, thr. And, thoooooooo. And, th bottle of liquor. Yeah. And I thought, private jets still have mini bottles of liquor, huh? Feels like you should get a full size. He's interested, Maxie. Yeah, I do. So yeah, they take her to the new super rich house. Oh, yeah, she has a bathroom freak out. She chugs the bottle of vodka. She's like, what is this drinking? She doesn't drink once in the other movie. No, and also she presumably hasn't been drinking at all in

that institute and she also has the body of a 10-year-old, so that is going to get her fucked. Yeah. That's like a perfectly proportioned bottle to fuck her up. Yeah. But she's, she's, she has said something that like gave her away. Right. She's like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to to to to to to to to to to th. th. thi, thi, she's, she's, she's thi, she's thi, she's thi, thi, she's thi, thi, she doesn't thriui, she doesn't thi, she doesn't thi, she doesn't thi, she doesn't thi, she doesn't thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she doesn't thi, she doesn't th. She doesn't th. She doesn't th. She's thi, she doesn't thi, she doesn't thi, she's thi, she's thi, thi, thin, threat threat threat threat threat threat threat threat threat threat threat threats threats threats threats threats threats threats. Yeah, but she's she has said some things that like gave her away. Right, she's like oh I can't wait to meet wait to meet Jackie and uh mup-mup. No one calls a grandma mup-mup-mup. I'm sorry there are all sorts of things to call your grandmother. Listen if you ever called a grandmother mup-mup-mup-right in because I want to hear your story. You did it because because because because because because because because because because because because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to-up. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I I they. I they. I they. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm to hear your story. You did it because you were eating a hostess snowball at the same time. Mop, Mop. Mop. I mean, my grandmothers were mumm. Mum.

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So she can listen to her Jimmy Durante record. Who I only know because of fucking Bugs Bunny cartoons. I honestly, there you go. He had a big schnaz. We're told that she has to go talk to the therapist. The one who has the bird in her to the therapist. The one who has the bird in her office? I cannot imagine having a bird look at me while I'm talking about my mother.

Yeah, no. No. No. No. And also, those birds all talk. You know what I mean? They're going to pick up repeated phrases. No. Childhood trauma. Bad mother. Maybe it is your fault. Therapist. Reframe that. No. And how did that make you feel? I shan't. Anyway, there's the therapist's office. Yeah. And no one is supervising this little boy. Why is that little baby boy all alone inthe therapist's office. Yeah. And no one is supervising this little boy. Why is that little tiny baby boy all alone in a therapist's office? Just so she could fake it like he assaulted her.

Yeah. Oh man, she immediately like out the gate just manipulates the shit out of this therapist. She does. And then, but so Julia Stiles has told her, you know, we're going to go see the therapist. Yeah. Remember, she has the bird, Sidney? And so when... Oh, I thought you were telling me.

Yeah, right. Yeah, you're like, yeah, I remember. When Lina goes there, Ea, Ester, I guess we should call that was a different bird. Yeah Sydney was a McCall this is a peacock I'm all. That dumb bitch of a child so they like immediately the therapist is on to this sort of. Yeah. The therapist is so weird actually because she like doesn't is so skeptical and then immediately falls for it. It's the therapist in the last movie too, which is giving me worries again. Also as a 40 year old man,

unless you're presenting me with like a pink flamingo or a bald eagle, I'm not identifying any fucking birds. I like birds, but I'm not gonna do it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want your birds sitting in on our session. That's all. I don't be comfortable my sessions. Really? I wouldn't be comfortable speaking in front of an animal. I do like tele-therapy now and I kick the cats out of the room. Oh really? I don't want them to hear my stuff. That's true. What if they tell somebody? They know. This cat's already know. They see my darkness inside. Hello. Oh, that reminds me that I have to talk to you about you you you you the music you the music you the music you the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music music music the music. the to to to to to me me me me. to me me. their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the the the to. I. I to. I to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I te. I te. te. te. te. te. te. te. I te. I te. I'm. I'm. I te me that I have to talk to you about the music in this movie, because I have

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Yeah, yeah. And so she's got this son, Gunner, a teenager. His friends are all dicks. Hey, uh, Wednesday Adams, why don't you tell your brother to come outside, you dumb piece shit? I hate you kid. So wild, like, I just don't see that ever happening in a real world right? And his response is hey my parents are right inside. Yeah. Not hey don't talk to that child. That way. And that's when you're like oh you're a piece of shit. But also when you find out what we find out later what the eff and fuck? Yes. It's so yes yes, yes, yes, okay, yes.

So the dad's a painter, right, and he's taken Esther into his studio because he's psyched that she can paint now. He doesn't really ask how she learned or anything like that. And she's been gone for years. Four years, we're told. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It turns out he's famous for black light painting. Oh, I hate it. Like, oh, he's like, I'm famous for it. And it's like, yeah, love your work on those grateful dead posters, guy.

Listen, I'm big in the whole Spencer's scene. Sorry that I did that while you were taking a sip, you said. It's okay, it's burning a little bit inside my nose. And also like the dad, his voice just doesn't sound like it should be coming out of his head. Like everything about him seems wrong somehow. And he's just so dumb. I don't understand why he's so fucking dumb. Unless like when the reveal happens, like did she get a dumb husband? He was her husband? I guess, guess unless like yeah if she had married

him early I guess I don't know. So yeah they're like hanging out in the studio and we find out that mom's a very efficient fundraiser. I do not know what her job is because they're very very very very very very very wealthy and it's certainly not on his painting commissions. Yeah fundraising I guess? I guess yeah I guess yeah. I the the yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if she, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the because they're very, very, very, very, very wealthy and it's certainly not on his painting commissions. Fundraising, I guess? I guess, yeah. I mean, they're like sick, like gross wealthy. Yeah.

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So she finds Esther's diary and tries looking at it. And Esther's like, yeah, that's my shit dog. Yeah, right. And we also see Esther binding in this. Can I ask why she has to? Because she's 10. She stopped growing at the age of 10. She would never have hit puberty. I know. That bothered me a little bit. Because the actual actor didn't, I guess. It just doesn't realize. It's a bit of an inconsistency. Especially since she doesn't

have to do it in the movie that happens after this. Right. It's like in the Star Wars prequel. It's like in the Star Wars prequels where the technology is just way better than it is in the original movies. Oh, right. That makes sense to me as a Star War fan. You love a Sky Wapper. If that's a Wopper Jr. in the sky, I will eat it. That's the Wopper that I pray to. Yeah, Sky Wapper. Man, I believe in a wapper, thi, thuuuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thupper, thu thupper, thupper, thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toeeeei. toei. toei. toei. toei. toei. toei. thi. tothe wopper Jr. is the way to go. It's a better ratio of everything. Well, they don't make it impossible. They should.

They only make one wopper impossible. You can get it with and or without cheese. Fair enough. Why would you get it without cheese thrown? I find fast food oil-based cheese. Yeah. Yeah. Cheese that if left in air will return to a gas for her. We also see that Esther's hanging out with what I thought was a rat, but it's I guess a mouse? Yeah, it's her little mouse friend. And you assume at some point she's going to go, because she's a vicious person,

that she's going to kill it. Exactly. Which is not what happens at all. When we meet the cop, what is Detective Donan? Donnan or something? Donnan. D-O-N-N-A-N-N-N-N. That's him. And he's like, hmm, I don't know about this. Yes. Immediately. And also, Julia Stiles and Donald Sutherland's kid are fucking again.

And it's like, oh, this is the kind of horniness that can only, that only getting your missing child back can give you. Oh, this kid is a fucking aphrodisiac. It's a note man. Seriously, couples who are having sex problems should just bring Dick Dar into their home here. She's got Dick Dar Dicdar again. Hello, I'm Esther, you will both will not. But the only thing is, Esther got a watch. Esther gonna be peaking. What was the door closed anyway? They have children in the house. I don't know the last people were fucking in the middle of the goddamn

kitchen. Yeah. But they were getting ready to go somewhere, which makes me think it's like 7 p.m. because they're going to a gala. So it's not that late. It's not going to take me long to get this back on. Isn't it? Oh, God? You don't seem like you may have been able to dress, to to to to dress, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. thooooooooo. tooe. toooooo So Esther gets angry and rips up her dress. Her mom's dress, yeah, yeah, yeah, her mom's dress. And her mom's like, do you know how much I spend on this?

To the husband, yeah. Yeah. Ah, so they go to this gala. Meanwhile, the son, Gunner, is having a little party back at the house. Okay. At his party, yes. Outside the kids are listening to music. They're listening, I almost choked, I like gasped. They are listening to a local Pittsburgh band called the Juliana Theory. Okay. They're from Greensburg. The song that they're listening to was on the record that they put out in like 2000.

And it hit me with such a wave of teenage nostalgia. Like, suddenly I was like packing for college and like working in a pizza shop and playing in the kitchen because I loved this band. Oh, nice. And like my friend Michelle was like in love with the front man, Brett Detter. She would like make a little illustrations of the band and give them to them at shows. Aw. Yeah. So I'm like, I have to look up who did the music in this movie because it has to be someone connected to that scene.

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Smart. Yeah. Yeah. Because the song is really prominent too, because it plays the entire time throughout the scene. Unbelievable. I love it so much. But he said, the kid says to Lena, he goes, go away. This isn't your scene. And I was like, yeah, it's the 1999 Pittsburgh emo scene, of which I am a very active

member. This isn't your scene. I was like, all right, Daddy-O. What you talk about? Talking to a child. Also at this point, I realized the entire movie was being shot with like a Vaseline lens and I don't know why. It's in the past. It's only 2007. She tells her brother, who he describes as being dressed like Lizzie Borden, which I thought

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detective's home address? Yep. Okay. Uh-huh. And Julia Stiles gets home, yeah, finds that she goes into her room, finds the diary again. It's like Julia Stiles, she fucking said that was private. Yeah. She finds a picture of her new adoptive parents. Yeah. With her moms, not her new adoptive parents, her parents. Her parents. Yeah, with Julia Stiles and Dumb Dumb. Yeah, Julia Stiles and Dumb. And she has crossed the face out of Julia Stiles. Which like, fair enough.

And so we go to the, uh, oh, and she finds the Sarna Institute, inscript, what's that? And thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah,, and she finds the Sarna Institute inscription in it, which also gives her away in the second movie. And she says, Sarn Institute, what's that? And why would you go to the kid first? Because she immediately busts into the bathroom. Why would you not talk to someone or Google it or anything? I mean, I understand now why see Esther at the cops house. We have no idea how she got there. No. Also he's doing his own fingerprints, huh? No lab? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean you can do all that shit at home now. What with COVID? It's true. Work from home has gotten a lot better,

but it is, to be fair, 2007. And so, um, he had cut up an apple or something with a knife and then of course that knife is now missing because Esther is going to stab them in the back of the head and then stabs him a whole bunch of times. Yeah, he's looking at this picture or whatever and he's like or the fingerprints he's now that they're not a match. Yeah. Because he does run them through the computers. And the computer says if you do that on Google. Oh really? No. I'm not a cop, I don't know these things.

He says, if you're not Esther, who the hell are you? And then she stabs him in the back of the head. Then what happens? The movie said, Alan, are you losing faith in this movie? Because fuck it. Yes. Mom walks in and blows the cop away with a gun. Shoot him like six times and just goes, damn it!

This movie has turned on its ear. And then mom says, I'll do anything for my kids. Cut-to scene of her going, so you're a grown-ass woman? To Esther. So Esther looks her and she goes, mummy? And Julia Stiles goes, the fuck are you looking at, which I liked a lot. She you're a, has, this, this, this, this, this, this, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie. This this movie. This this movie. This this movie, this movie. This. This is this movie. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this movie, th. this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this is this movie, this is this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, this movie, Stiles goes, the fuck are you looking at? Which I liked a lot. She's a grown-ass woman, and your whole plan was to come in here

and steal some blipety blap and then do some thingy-thing. And I know you're not my daughter because my son killed my daughter. This is such a John Binae Ramsey thing. Fucking wild. It's so, I mean, like the prevailing theory on the internet is that John Beney's brother killed her and then the parents covered it up. And there is a lot of evidence that could point that way. Right.

Yeah, some real to the real thrown-in-a-shit. Which is funny because I thou, Yeah. The Google Real Orphan. The real orphan. Just have to Google it. Which we'll get to at the end of this episode. So I was like, oh, that's kind of gross that they're doing that. And then they aren't doing that, but they're doing some John Binae, which is also gross. So clearly John Beney. And so, mom takes Esther back home, because she's like, I can't get rid of you now because you just got home. So be cool. They each know something about the other.

Yes. And Julia Stile says to her, you play the part and live a life anyone would kill to have, or you take the fall for this and get shipped back to Estonia and handcuffs. It's so fucking good. Wow. I'm 100,000% on board. Mom and Gunner have a discussion where mom's like, yeah, you know how you killed your sister? That girl's not your sister?

He's like, yeah, doy. Doy. And she's like, we got to be cool, all right? He's ready to kill again. as this is. He says this is insane even for us. Yes. Which is like have you done other things? Yeah. My next note is oh it's just a mouse not a rat. Yeah, just a little mouse. Yeah. Well not a little mouse, big mouse. It's a pretty big mouse. But their buddies now. She's training it and hanging out with it. Yeah. And so she's going to train Esther to be a better liar. Is she going to give like Esther notes? Yes, so yes, but in the meantime we also see that their 16 year old son is teaching the father how to shoot a crossbow? Yeah,

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So she's like, yeah, friends are coming over. You're gonna impress them with your piano skills. You're gonna play pi-a-ni for him. Probably, who knows? Yeah. And Gunner's waiting for her in her room and says, I'll kill you like I killed Esther, like I killed Esther. Yes. The fuck? The fuck. And Julia Stiles is in the kitchen with like sleeping caplets?

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Maybe that's why he's a Dumb to? No, I think it's because he's actually a Dumb. I'm projecting. No. She's like, Alan is doing much better now, so don't fuck this up for me. Yeah, right. Because I'm getting railed. I don't want you to stuff it. I'm getting railed. So she makes her her special dinner, which is like box macaroni and cheese and hot dogs It looked like I was like fuck yeah, that's a good dinner. Is it? I love macaroni and hotdogs because I'm 10. Do you love a hot dog? Well, they're like, yeah, I made lamb and mint sauce for the family and you're getting hot dogs and macaroni and cheese. So she lets Esther take it upstairs. Right may have excused. To feeds it to the mousey. Yeah. Mouse ties. Bye-bye, boughs. By my mouse. And what does that do for Esther?

It pisses her off. Yep. Uh-huh. And here I wrote there are moments where it really shows that she's 25, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thee. the. the. the. the. Uh-huh. And here I wrote, there are moments where it really shows that she's 25, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she just looks like an adult. Yeah, because she is. Yeah. She's just a regular adult. Yeah. Just regular-ass adult. Yeah. So I'm not sure how Julia Stiles figures out that she was trying to fuck Dum Dum. She sees her through the window because there's a window where she can watch DumbDome in his art studio turning his lights on and off. Right, oh my god, on off, on off, all fucking day. Works of the electric company this guy. And so they take like a selfie together and they get real close and And Julia Stiles is like fuck thumumumumumumumumumumumumum dumb thum dumb thum dumb thum dumb thum dumb thum dumb thum thum thum thum thum thum thum thum thum thum thum thum thum out out out out out out out out out out out out out out thum out out out th th thum thum out thum out thum out th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. She s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s thu. thu. thu. She thu. She thu. She sees thu. She sees thu-ss thu-s thu-s thu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-s thu-s thu-s thu-s take like a selfie together and they get real close and Julia Stiles is like, fuck this shit and she goes in and she sends dumb dumb out of the room and then she's like I'm gonna go upstairs and fuck my husband.

She says to her he'd be as repulsed by you as I suspect most men are. Yeah and that's very mean and very true but very mean yeah I'm gonna go upstairs and fuck my husband. So this is what she finds out that the mouse has been killed. And what does she do with that mouse? Well, the next morning she makes a smoothie for her mother. And Julia Salsa's like, no, I don't want it, thank you, no thank you, I'm good. And Dumbed's like, drink, chug, a smooth. Cale. I usually put rocks in. You don't like rocks. Your teeth are broken. I'm a dumb-dum.

But so she dumps the smoothie and there's a fucking rat in it. Which is so reminiscent of the dead bird and whatever happened to baby Jane. And I thought maybe that's a nod. I hope it's a nod. I'm seeing how much I love that movie? I'm assuming. Yeah. Right now people are turning down their volumes because I think I'm going to sing I'm not, I'm too tired. So then their dad's got to go into the city. And he's like, hey, Esther, you won't come with me in a city? And she's like, I'd love to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come. I to come. I to come. I to come to come to come to come to city. And mom's like, yeah, Esther and I had plants. We didn't have plants.

Well, I had plants for us. Yeah. And she's manipulating her husband a lot too, just being like, well, you guys have art together, and I just don't have anything like that with her, and I'm just trying to find something we can bond that's a good idea. So what happens on the train platform? Esther tries to run both mom and son off the train platform? With like a portfolio holder kind of thing, like a tube that holds rolled up art.

And dad has shown her that he's taking her art to the city to show to the art man. Yeah, to the art man. It's not that good. And then some Nick Nulty mothi moth-fucker, mothi, mothi, mothi, mothi, mothi, mothi, mothi, mothi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu. And, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thi, it, thu, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, it's thi, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It, it, it, it, it, it, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It's. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's not. It's not thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. motherfucker like picks her up. He's like, hey, kiddo, watch out there. And Julia Stiles was like, you think you can fucking kill me? Our arrangement is over. You are dead. And I was like, yes! She turns to her son and she's like, hold this coffee. It task like fucking garbage. Just like she is just rich, bitch, mean mode. And it's pretty fun. Oh, it's so fun. th. that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's just just that's just that's just that's just just just that's just just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's like, that's like, that's like, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. Oh it's so fun. Yeah. Is this when Esther Maces the brother? He has a coming. Yeah, gonna be shit. Goner. I only refer to him as bro in my notes. Okay good. She steals their car. Stills their Land Rover. Yes and she's driving it she turns on the radio and

maniac is playing. Of course it is. I thought, I'm a steel town girl on a Saturday night sometimes. I love that that song was written for the horror movie Maniac, the original one from the 70s. And then, like after the guy saw Maniac, he wrote that song and then like revised it to be in the movie that it ended up being in. I think that's really funny. That is really funny. Yeah. So she's wearing these. Like the the the the th the th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the th the the the the the th the the th the the th th th the the th th th. I th. I thi thi thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I th. I the the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. the. I'm the. the. the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm being in. I think that's really funny. That is really funny. Yeah. So she's wearing these like rich aviators and smoking cigarettes. Yeah. The cop pulls are over. And she's like, all right, well I'm gonna just tossle myself up, make myself look all sexy. Wom, Lady Cop. Lady Cop. You're not Bert Reynolds. What are you doing here? At this point I wrote, it actually pleases me to know that Esther's going to be the one who gets out of this alive, which is so not a way I expected to feel, right?

No. Yeah. So the cop takes Esther home and it's like, hey, I found this. This is yours? Yes, and Julia Stiles is like, she's been back, things have been really hard, I really appreciate this. And she's like, oh and I called her dad too. Why would she have called the dad? Okay, fine. And dad's like, come home?

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Bink. So, he does not fence Esther to death, though, does he? No, she gets him with a crossbow. Yeah. And then stabs him a Brazilian time. She can't stab once. No. She's like a fucking Trump fan. Can't just have one bumper sticker?

Yeah, right? Jesus Christ, gotta cover the whole windshield. Can you see, you see freedom? Who need to see freedom. Man, I let a lady out in traffic the other day who did not thank you waive me, who did not even acknowledge that I let her out, and I was so pissed and she pulled in traffic and she had a trump sticker and I was like, of course! they! Makes me so upset.

So, Julia Stiles sees that Esther has killed Gunner. Yes. And she is pissed? She is so upset. And she starts throwing Esther around like a fucking rag doll. Yeah, I mean like, this is when I realized that she has the strength of a 10-year-old. And then I wrote, I could kick the shit out of a 10-year-old, and then a few minutes later, but maybe not. I love that their stove just catches the whole house on fire when someone bumps

it. I know, because you realize at some point that the house is going to burn down because we know that that's what happened to her last family. Yeah, but yeah the whole thing goes up. And at this point I have a note that says, why didn't she just go to Moscow and gothat's not actually my daughter. Because she wanted to fuck her husband, she wanted her husband back. I guess. But that's not worth it. I don't know how much do you want to fuck dumb dumb. That dumb-dum dick could not be that good. Maybe he has a big crank.

Huge crank. Huge crank. Yep. So yeah, the house is now burning up like it's made of fucking dryer lint. He's going up so quickly. And they are climbing up to the roof. Why? Yeah. I would never climb up to that roof. No, because it's like 12 stories high.

Yes. And the CGI flames in this house is burning it are just so nice. You're not gonna look at that. You're gonna look at the people. Yeah. So Alan comes home and finds the house ablaze. What is this? It's hot? Oh, my wife told to me to me to me to me to me to me thau my wife to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thooooooooooooooooooooes. tooes.? It's hot. Oh, my wife told me not to my hands in these. He's like, is it this or the bathtub? No, it's this. So he runs up onto the

roof where the two women have now slipped and are hanging off the roof and he's gonna have to choose to save one. Which, I have to say, I'm sorry to spoil this for you, but this is the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th the th th th th the thi the thi thi the end thi the end thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thin, the thi. My thi. My thi. My the my the my to me me to me to me to me me to me to me to me the my the the the the the the the the thi. My the th. My thi. thi. the the the th. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to toe. toeate. toeate. toe. toe. toeate. toe. to to to. Which I have to say I'm sorry to spoil this for you but this is the ending of the good son. This is the end again. Again the good son with this movie franchise. Yes it is. It is. Julia Stiles is like hey dog like I'm your wife and stuff and she's a grown-ass adult. She's saying she's an adult and he's like what what are you talking about? And then Julia Stiles falls and explodes like a blood-filled bag that she is. Her brain is just smashed all over the sidebock. It's like a little curb. Yes. And just pshh everywhere. So good. So great. And so he's trying to save Esther by grabbing her by the face, I think. Yeah, I wouldn't, I don't think that's where I'd pull someone up by, but you know, to each their own. I remember some friends of

my told me they were on a cross-country trip one time and they stopped at the Great Salt Lake and one of them like walked further out than everybody else thi..... And it th. And it th. And th. And th. th. th. th, th, th, I I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I don't thi, I don't thi, I don't thi, I don't thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi thi, I thi thi thin, I thin, I thin, thin, thi thin, thin. thin. theeauua thin. thi thin. theeea thi thi thi the it turns out that it's a lot of like really thick mud that you'll just kind of slide into. Oh I didn't know that. And he like fell up to his knees and couldn't get back out so somebody ran up and grabbed it by the head to pull it back out. I always think about that image. It's very funny. But like I guess like when he pulls her like, when he like, they false teeth fall out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out she's also covered in blood and their her like bloody false teeth fall out and he's like what? You are an adult which I just also don't think that would be my first reaction. I'd be like what is happening? Well he got these wild-ass teeth. What has happened to your teeth? And so she like falls off the roof or she pushes him off.

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I am so surprised by how much I enjoy this movie. It sounds like we are going to a ratings phase. Shall we go to ratings phase? I am attracted to ratings phase with my dick dar. You be Esther, I'll be dumbed-dad. What? You rate movie. What? I think this movie is eight sets of false teeth.

It's a guy. Like when it does the flip, when you're like, oh no. Yes. I was like, I'm 1,000 percent. As much as I got on board with how stupid the movie the other movie was this one I'm like yes Yeah, please be stupid. Yes because this movie opens absurd this movie opens with you could drop that accent like an Estonian security guard It opens with like really leaning hard into the stupidity of the first movie I think which I didn't really like right I was like Jesus Christ this is gonna be such a

slog and then what again when the flip happened I was like yes I was wrong and I'm delighted to be wrong it's like that Ty West movie we just did X where it lulls you into thinking it's gonna be this one thing and then it flips on you and you're like initially like I think I might be mad at this yes and then you're like oh I'm not mad at this at all man so much good stuff in 2022 no it's crazy about that are we living in a golden age of horror movies silver at least because you think 1980s because you think 1980s in 1986 that the theyn. Because th is is th is th is th is th is th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because th. Because thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th, I th, I I I I th, I I I I I I I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, thin, thi. thi. I'm thi, thi, the me, yeah. I think when I ran the numbers we'd done more movies from 1986 than any thing. Yeah, that's probably changed at this point though because we have hit the 2000s very hard recently. I don't know. 1986 there are at least a dozen movies are done. Yeah. Yeah, no, we are living in a

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How dare you make me say that phrase? Who are adopted parent even? I'm sorry. Oh my God. Good Lord. But yeah, we're living in a pretty great time. Yeah. I mean for movies.

For what's the most? Well, we've got to have something. And speaking of things that are kind of a bummer, here is a voicemail from a very kind listener who gave us some very important information. Hi, I hope this is World's Ambulance. I wanted to call in about the real-life orphan thing because it's not true. This was kind of a downer, but I'm sort of that guy about this story because I feel bad for the kid. So basically these rich people adopted a

little kid who was a little person and at a certain point they didn't want to raise the kid that they adopted so they legally changed her age to an adult and they got her an apartment and gave her money and left the country. So basically typical like weird rich people stuff. But when people found out about it, they went to the media and told the story that was based on orphan, because this was a couple years after the movie came out. And the story really got picked up and got a lot of click bait to the point that when this girl was like 19, she was trying to go on Dr. Phil and

prove that she was really 19 and not 30 and it just was kind of fucked up. So I want to call in and I really like your podcast. I've been listening for a couple of years and I'm really sorry that I've never called in before about something positive because I think it's really good. Uh, Roooo! Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. something positive, because I think it's really good. Arroo! Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Saved it with that were wreathful at the end though.

Yeah, I did really like that. I did really like that. Wow, thank you for letting us know that. Can you just change somebody's age? I mean, I guess if you're rich or just do it illegally or... Yeah. Wild. Yeah. Wild. Yeah. That's awful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The whole premise of these films is fucking terrible.

Oh yeah. But for some reason they made them a riotous joy for me. Yeah. I mean, I came into this so cynically saying like, oh, prequels are always better. Yeah. But it is so much better to me than the other movie. Because it's so ridiculous. It's not even that. It's just unexpected in a way that is like somehow more believable than her being a 33-year woman, because when they revealed that in the last movie I lost my mind in the worst way. And Julia Stiles is such a fucking delight. Yeah, I am shocked by how much I liked her in this. She's so good. Because you come out of the gate being like, oh, she's pretty bad in this and then you realize it's just because she's been hiding this fact. Yeah.

And I guess Juliana theory. Yeah, there you go. And your love of Jimmy Durante. Ha ha ha ha. Emm. Emmotion is dead. That was the name of the record. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the game. the the the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the name of the record. Emotion is dead. The Giuliani theory or the Jimmy Duranty. Now I want to hear Jimmy Duranty covering my chemical romance. Wow. Can someone make this happen for me? Someone will to please do this for Alan. He needs it in his life. Oh, speaking of fans being amazing, go to our subreddit. Yeah. And look at the suicidal tendencies meme.

Yes, I love it so much. I send it to the second I saw it. Made my friend to the podcast, Colin. And it is so fucking funny. Cullen's working on a website for us and it's being held up only by my own steps that I need to take. Cullen, I'm sorry. Cullen's so nice. He just keeps being like, it's fine, it's fine. And I'm like, no it's not. And he's like, no it is. No, you're right. You're not a good pianist. Sorry, that was last week's movie. Well, anyway.

But yeah, again, I encourage everyone to go to the subreddite to delight. People are talking about what kind of stuff they're going to do for spooky season. I really like the folks on there. A lot of fun. I love when someone is like, what's the episode where Alan says putting rain in a little cup or something and someone else pulls it out? I had no idea what that one was about. No, I did not remember saying that I was standing up and shiting while saluting the flag because you said it. Oh I don't remember saying you as soon as I leave here it's like nothing happened. I love it that people like listen to these episodes over and over so they have the phrasings

that we've said and we're just like, I don't know, fart. Dick joke, huge crank. Oh God, I hate us. I love them and I hate us but I love you and I only hate myself. What are we doing next week? Katie, Alan. Let's keep it spooky. Let's go Halloween specific. Okay. Let's do a movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the do a movie that's a thing we would never want to do.

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fuck, this is the worst thing I've ever had in my life. This is awful that they're doing this to other people. And it's like, yes, is bad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna do haunt. Okay. Spooky season, baby. I hope you're planting those Halloween seeds in your tummy. Uh-huh. Hey we might do a watch-along we'll see. Yeah, yeah, we're thinking about doing Hell Hells LLC as, not the whole series, because God love us, we don't have the time. Maybe just the first one. We'll do it on th th th the th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, spi, spo, spo, spo, spo, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, sp. S, sp. S, sp. S, sp. S, sp. S, sp. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S, th. S, th. S, spo, spo, spo, spo, spo, spo, spo, spo, spo, spo, spo, spo, have the time. But maybe just the first one? We'll do it on our Discord. Hey, we'll see how it goes. Maybe we'll do the second one if this one goes well.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. We also, there is a list of daily watch horror movies that we have tweeigheders. Yeah, they put together a calendar of sort of them to the movies stuff from different horror podcasts for the month of October and they so kindly asked us to do it with them. Honored to be thought of. And I picked devil's night. Yeah. You guys call it devil's night? Yeah. You guys call it devil's night? You guys call it's a devil's night. the the night. M mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis mis is is is is is is. Mis mis mis is. Mis mis is. Mis is. Mis is. Mis is. Mis is. Mis is mis is mis is mis is mis is mis is mis is mis is mis is. M. M. Mish is mis is mis is mis is mis is. M. M. Mish is mis, mischief is mischief night is what is what is the night is mis, mischief night is the night is. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M is is is they is they is they is they is they is. M is they is. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. It is. It is. It is they. It is. It is. M. It is they. It is. M. It is they. It is they. It's. It's. It's. It's Midwest thing. Devil's Night. Yeah. It's because we live in the Midwest.

We live in Appalachia. Midwest. No, that's absolutely false. Midwest begins at Ohio. Which is also part of Appalachia. We are not the Midwest. We are Appalachia. This is my favorite shit-talking to-thing thing to- do with people from Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh is the best of everything. It's the best of the Midwest is what we call it. We got East Coast fun stuff with Midwest friendliness. Yeah. No beaches, but mountains.

No, you drive right up to Erie, go to the beach there, Prescott. Which lake you think that is? Chicago? No, you drive right up to Erie, go to the beach there, Presco. Which lake you think that is? Chicago. Head of Waldemar Park? I know what lake Chicago is on. I was just being dumb. It's fucking Lake Chicago, you assholes. All right, Katie. We should go home.

Let's go ham. Let's get him. I gotta get him. I gotta get a bed. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. I. I. I. Thank. I. I. I. I. Thank. Thank. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.'s get him. Gaham. I gotta get him. Thank you all so much for listening to another episode of Whewulf Ambulance. And thank you for making our spooky season so spectacular. Thank you for making us a part of your spooky season all year long. God damn it, I love you.

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