Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 402- Hellraiser (2022)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Halloween! Halloween! Halloween, Halloween. Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! You, I love that you open your mouth to say something and I just like shoved you off stage and took over. Hi, Alan. How Glenn dancing of you.

Starting point is 00:00:41 It's so true. I'm taller than dancing. It's true. It's true. Way taller. I guarantee you wouldn't be knocked out by a good haymaker. Yeah. Oh, happy Halloween, Katie. Happy Halloween, it's Halloween day. Today.

Starting point is 00:00:55 We're releasing it on Halloween day. That's so lucky for us. And for all of the listener. Yeah, what. What? How are you? I'm well and yourself? Yeah, fine. Yeah, I am good. I'm I'm Halloweening. I'm sure right now I am thinking about handing out candy to children and watching horror movies. Be great. Because I'll be at work until like 4.30, stupid. Trigger treating in the city starts at 5. I know. That's so stupid. I know. How are parents supposed to take their kids trigger treating? I don't

Starting point is 00:01:28 don't, it's, I think we flout those rules. I mean no one's gonna wrap it up at seven. No. Yeah. All right. All right. Although now that I have posted a picture of my house on the internet people will know where my giant or my full size the the the the their th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I are are are are are are are are are are are are are are are are th. I are are are are are th. I are th. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I t. t. t. t. toge. I t. I t. t. toge. I t. I th. I th. I th. I come running to us. You guys must know that I just literally shouted at Alan, why did you post a picture of your house on the internet? But if you'd like to see it, you can join our Discord, which is really fun and full of nice people and categories. I don't know if those are chat rooms. Channels. Channels.

Starting point is 00:01:58 Channels. Of various topics. And I, and I, and I'm sure you'll find something you want to talk about. And how can you join our discord? You can go to our any of our social media. We'll have the link in our link tree. Okay. I have no idea how to search for a discord otherwise. No idea. Can we name it? If you guys know how to use discord, get in touch. I'll ask the people on discord, that's a better choice. Yeah and there's a posthost. the pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos pos. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thio. thio. thio. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to t. to t. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the the to. the the the th. th. the thi. th. thi. th. th. th.'s fun. Yeah, and there's a possibility. God, you were so close. So close to say, like an adult. Oh, Katie, there's a postability.

Starting point is 00:02:32 Pastabilities. That will do another movie, Watch Along, because the last one went so swimming. So well, and we got such a nice turnout for it being like six days notice. Yeah, yeah. And on Friday night when everyone's out raging. Oh my God, no, they're not. I had a lot of fun. Yeah, except for the night.

Starting point is 00:02:51 It was really great time. Yeah. But what are we here this week to talk about here on this our holiest of days? Oh, and happy anniversary. Happy anniversary, happy anniversary too. celebrate that in some way. It's true. We should do it. We should do a video, but I don't know what it's going to be. Music video. Music video with an AMA. Where we have to sing all the answers.

Starting point is 00:03:13 I love that actually. Oh, oh. You didn't have to take it. You said drinker, drink it. I'm drinking it. Mmm. It tastes like poison, doesn't it? It tastes like poison sunblock. Yeah. Why am I drinking this?

Starting point is 00:03:30 I'm going to drink the whole thing. Let's go. Don't sponsor us, Topo Chico. It's like you're drinking a tree frog that had rubbed up against somebody on the beach. Yeah, exactly. But you you th th th like, oh, I could drink this and another. How is that?

Starting point is 00:03:46 Your tongue just goes numb. Because your brain's going, no, no, no, mmm. Katie, we're here to talk about a reimagining. A do-over, if you will. The original Clive Barker classic. the thoo daddy. Clive Barker Classic. Hellraiser. Come to Daddy. Come, there is no coming to Daddy in this. No, there's no Daddy to come to.

Starting point is 00:04:10 Nary any incest in this movie. There's not even really any like, mean sex. Sure. You see sex, but not mean sex. Yeah. It's a very light on horny sex demon movie. Yeah, I couldn't even figure out if these demons were meant to be sex demons or just like Demon Demons. I really don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:04:31 So I went into this movie very excited to watch it because a lot of people had asked us to do it. And I thought that was because they thought we'd like it. I didn't know that. Or maybe I misread the room. It was all like sort of bolstered by a comment that I saw on our Reddit or Instagram or something. It couldn't have been Instagram. I don't look at that.

Starting point is 00:04:53 Twitter maybe. That someone was like, yeah, it's the most coherent Hellraiser movie. And I was like, OK, a coherent Hellraiser movies. I'm here for that. Yeah. What? Turns out you maybe don't want coherent in your Hellraiser movies. I mean I don't even think it was that. I don't know. Because also what and why? I have a question for you. Yeah. You have seen one of this director and possibly writers other movies? Was it the ritual? Yeah. Have you seen the night house? No I have not. I loved the night house. What's it about?

Starting point is 00:05:28 About a woman whose husband commits suicide, and when she's going through his stuff, she realizes he has built an identical house to the house they live in that he designed on the opposite side of the lake from her. What? And like, chaos ensues. What? I don't want to tell you any more about it. It's really wild.

Starting point is 00:05:49 And it's like, it's this really great meditation on loss and on like, coping with grief. Motherhood and grief? No motherhood, luckily. And like, how you deal with these things when there's no one to vent your anger on in some way. But it's also some good spookery. Okay, great. Maybe we should do it on this podcast about too great. Oh yeah, we do one of those podcasts that do's the spooky movies.

Starting point is 00:06:16 We doze them. We doze them. So I was like going into this. I'm like, oh shit. Gonna take them freek them them them them them them them the sex the sex the sex the sex the sex the sex the sex the sex the sex the sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex s. the sex sex sex sex de sex s. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're take them sex demons, gonna make them freaky-deaky, go get real weird, no. Yes, they are not freaky-deaky. They're like the office space of sex demons. They really are, they're just here because they're getting paid. It's a living. It's a living. I guess you can, I don't know, staple my skin together, whatever we do here. Yeah, nine to five, I guess. Yeah, just the working stiffs, they'll raise her. So this movie opens in Belgrade,

Starting point is 00:06:49 where we see a woman paying a man for the box, the puzzle box. And immediately I was like, oh, she's into me and sex. She's Uncle Frank. And I was like, oh, a lady Uncle Frank. She's a lady pervert. I love it. I'm here for a lady pervert. No. No. No. No. No. No, tha, no, th. No, th. th. th. th. th. th. to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, toe, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to thi, to to to to to to thi, to to to to to thiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she's a lady pervert, I love it. Sure. I'm here for a lady pervert. No. No, she's an assistant.

Starting point is 00:07:07 It's also, it's a living. Yeah. I thought like she was giving me, what is it, Jazeel, what's her fuck from, uh, Epstein and all that stuff? Oh, Gulenx. There, there. And I was like, oh, is she supposed to be his thing that gets his weird pervert stuff for him? And the answer is yes. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:27 Because she delivers the line Mr. Voight never does anything he can get someone to do for him. To which I wrote, I love a life where I don't have to do anything that I could get someone else to do for me. I would love that. You just have to become indiscriminately rich. Yeah, I guess so. I'd still be real guilty about it though, where I'd be like, let's go get me a pizza. Please, please, thank you so much. I'm so sorry, but I'm just like really hungry right now.

Starting point is 00:07:51 Let me go get it. You stay here. Yeah, actually, would you like pizza? What do you vegetables on pizza. Oh, just a whole mouthful of those vegetables. Thank you so much. This is so good. Oh, onions are a vegetable, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:11 Made the crust real wet. Yeah. Fuck, I love a soggy bottom. Anyway, that's me as a indiscriminately wealthy dom. A Dom sub. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. toe, toe, th. toe, toe, toe, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, thi, bad guy name than Mr. Voight? I like it a lot. Yeah. And I like the guy that's playing him. I feel like I've seen him on TV sometimes. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's got TV bad guy written all over. Yeah. Hop to the Berkshire, Shears in Massachusetts. I'm gonna go with Berkshires. Like where you don't really move your mouth. Like Worcester.

Starting point is 00:08:46 Worcester. Yeah. Look at that. I don't have to move my lips. Berkshires. What states of them? Massachusetts. If I smile, Nautushusha. It's a real sexy party happening in there. How do we make a young Joey look like a young sex worker? Sleeveless T-shirt and gold chain! You got it, Joey. Done and dusted. Feather his hair. Side part.

Starting point is 00:09:17 Yeah. So I'm thinking Mr. Void's gonna have mean sex with him and I'm here for it. Yeah, he's gonna put a bunch of holes in him with chains. Yeah. Oh wait, no, that's what really happens. Yeah, the ceiling, he looks up at the ceiling of this sort of great hall of this mansion. Right. And it looks like the puzzle box.

Starting point is 00:09:37 Yeah. And Joey finds the puzzle box and he just can't help himself. He just loves puzzles. He's just like that kind of guy so brainy. Well everything else, it's like a museum in this little like a sex dungeon space. Sex dungeon space but it's like white floor, white walls brightly lit. And there's all these things under glass and then the puzzle box is not under glass and he's like, well I guess this is the police touch part. And so we picks it up. The children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children. And the children. And the children. And the children. And the children. And the children, well I guess this is the police touch part. And so he picks it up. The children's area of the museum. And he's like, oh what is it? Yeah. Do I get a prize if I solve it? And the bad guy says, I do. And smiles at him. And that's when you go, oh I'm good. Thanks so much. Yeah, but that's not what happens. Joey solves a puzzle, and a blade goes right through his hand, which is both unkind and not sexy.

Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah. There's nothing sexy about getting stabbed in the hand. I'm sorry, but I'm sorry if that's your thing or whatever. Hey man, if you need to fuck to a stigmata, do what you gotta do. Also, do you think your hand's gonna bleed that much? I don't think so. I've cut my hand very badly at points. It hasn't bleak that much. But I, you know, he also seems to be like drugged or something. So there's sort of demon magic. Yeah, there's a supernatural going on. Yeah. And then he drops to the ground. He's bleeding all over the place. And it's like, hey, what's happening, guy? And then the chains. And the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, the chains, their, their, the chains, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. So, their, their, their, their, their, their. Sore. Sore. Sore. Sore. So, their, their. So, their their. So, their their their their their their their their their their then the centibites, I don't know, grab them with their chain things. Yeah. I mean, I do like the thing that is also in the first movie that like,

Starting point is 00:11:13 the architecture shifts when they're going to show up, like walls open up and they're like, hey, hey what's going on? Yeah, I like that. I like. I like. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. So Joey's got these chains dug into him with hooks. And he says what every person who's hurting says, the pain. And then they lift them all up in the air and everything. And then Voigt's like, I'm a penitent. Because he stands, the box has gone into like long, pointy mode. So he stands it up on long, it's like a really big eight-sided die, so he stands it up on the stand there. Yeah. And he's like, I'm a penitent, I want to see Leviathan.

Starting point is 00:11:50 He says, grant me this audience, grant me this boon! Which, do you think I liked that? I loved that. I feel like that was yelled immediately in your own. Yes. Boone! Rob, can you hand me that? Can you gratch me this boon? Which then cuts to just regular old sex. Yeah, missionary fucking. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:15 And no jeans. No, not a single gene fuck in this whole movie. But there is the scene. They're fucking and the guy goes, I love you. And the lady's like, no, no you don't. Yeah. I I I I I I I like that, I like that, I like that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, and it that, and it's, and it's, and it's that, and it's that, and it's that, and it's that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that, that, that, that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no fucking and the guy goes, I love you, and the lady's like, uh-uh, no, you don't. Yeah, I like that a lot. And it's six years later from the opening scenes. Right. Which matters why I do not know.

Starting point is 00:12:32 It doesn't have anything to do with anything, I guess. Yeah. So we meet Riley, who is like 90% hair. Oh yeah. I feel like her hair is doing all the heavy lifting in this movie. She's the, did you watch the latest stranger things? No. Did you see anything about Eddie, the metal dude that's in it? No. Okay, she's like the hot lady version of Eddie. They both have the same haircut. Okay, okay. She is definitely a hot lady. Yeah. Do you know who her mom is? No. A voice of Bobby Hill from a the the thain. thain. thain. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. Did th. Did thi. Did the thi. Did thi. Did thi. Did thi. Did thi. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did the th. Did the th. Did th. Did th. Did th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi the the the thi the thi the thi the the thi thi the the thi A voice of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill. Really? Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:13:10 It's a talented family, I guess. I was like, that's a weird connection. It's a weird connection. Damn it, mommy. So she's fucking this guy Trevor, who I cannot, you can't get a vibe on. Is he, you you know was his style I don't know the only vibe I was getting from was he was giving me strong diplo vibes okay yeah yeah I can see that and her brother's all mad at

Starting point is 00:13:37 her because she's straight is what I thought at first because they she walks out of the kitchen with Trevor or walks out of her bedroom with Trevor and in the kitchen is her brother, and his boyfriend or husband, I can't remember much, Colin, yeah. And the roommate, Nora, who gets nothing to do in this movie besides be the roommate. No, no, she is just cannon fodder for later on the movie. She was in an episode of Dairy Girls that I really like? I have not. I think the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. that I really like. Yeah, have you watched that? I have not. I think you'd really like it.

Starting point is 00:14:06 I should watch it. It's real short too. There's so much TV. This is like five episodes per season, two seasons, and they're all 20 minutes. Oh, okay. You'll get through it in an evening if you try. Whoa! new terrifier is. It's on the docket everybody. We're just not going to go to the theater in case we need to vomit. Like here's the thing I'm a heavy puker. I puke everywhere I go. I don't want to puke in the movie theater. If I've been to

Starting point is 00:14:32 your house I've probably puked in it. Katie we need to get you a doctor. it's not because she's straight that her brother is angry. No, it's because she's a pain in the ass. It's because she's a pain in the ass. Yeah, and she's an addict of some kind. Right. A recovering addict. She's in recovery and her brother thinks that this Trevor fellow, this Diplo looking motherfuckers is going to be a bad influence, which if I know anything about diplo. No, actually. He's got some good beats. Okay. Is he bad influence? Probably.

Starting point is 00:15:06 Okay. Yeah. He'll walk around with a cigarette behind his ear and always find that off-putting. Oh, that's very, um, I'm in college in the 90s. Sure. Sure. And he probably was. Yeah, you have it. Well, you get a look and stick with it, I guess. Yeah, sorry, sorry Diplo. He's like, hey. I've only really seen you from a

Starting point is 00:15:27 foreign rooms, but it's... I can't picture you, it's fine. Yeah, but she's like immediately standoffish, and I was immediately taken back to coming out of my room and realizing all my roommates just heard me having sex and they were like, hey. Yeah, how did you like that? But she says to her brother, let me fuck a cute guy's for price stake. Sure. She's like, yeah, you can't really argue with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah. Yeah, mm-hmm. So, uh, Which is obvious from the jump. Oh my god, even I saw it coming. It's redonculent. Like this is my second time watching this. Yeah. And I was like, ooh, it's even worse the second time. As soon as he says the thing to her about like, oh, I don't know if I should tell you this,

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Starting point is 00:18:12 I loved the chatterer in the first movie for like how scary it is. And then they just focus on this one for so long that you're like, all right, you're going to, you're starting to hurt my teeth. And it's so weird that they still had one that was named The Girl. And had an even more vaginal neck. Oh my God. Yeah. What if I put a labia, it was like, it was like a, uh, exhibit was like. I heard you like, labeas on your labia, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they.a, the.a, the.a. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the I put a labia on top of your labia.

Starting point is 00:18:46 Which makes me think that whoever did the special effects for the first movie was like, I've never actually been in a woman's vagina. A what now? Yes. Oh no! It's just like a butt hole, but it's like a butt hole, that's all it is. Anyway, what's in that safe? Uh, puzzle box. The puzzle, of course it's the puzzle box. And Trevor says, I thought there'd be like a stack of bonds or some shit.

Starting point is 00:19:12 Bonds? You know, like in tie hard. What? Oh man. So then... She takes the box home with her. Of course. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Their apartment must be so uninsulated because her brother hears her taking her shoes off.

Starting point is 00:19:34 When they're playing the guess what poet that's this game, Colin and her brother. He's like, um, Shelley, no. It's Byron. Fucking Byron. Fucking Byron. So she comes back drunk. Yeah, because just like that she's off the wagon. Sure.

Starting point is 00:19:54 When it comes to crimes, and her brother, they get into a fight, and her brother kicks her out. Yeah. And Colin's like, poor Colin, poor sweet Colin. He's such a nice man. Such a nice man who deserves none of what happens to him. This is where I have the note, oh she fucked around and found out. She did, she fucked around and then she found out. Yeah. And then she wrecked her own side mirror. And I was like, don't wreck your own side mirror. Those are so expensive to fix.

Starting point is 00:20:19 How can we show that she's self-destructive? I don't know how her destroy her destroy stuff destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy. That'll do. It did make me very upset though. I did like that Colin said the line that you know someone's going to throw back in your face at some point, you'll regret this later. Yeah. And he does, later on in the movie, throw it back at her face. I told you not to leave. I told you. I told you. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I'm. their. I'm. their. I'm. I'm. their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toeeeeeee. to. to. toee. toe. toe. the. the. the. the pills in her car and then was like, I'm not doing these pills, so I'll throw them on the street. Then probably picks him back up. I'm gonna get these pills back off the street. And the relationship with her brother is very fraught, which like you can understand if you've ever had any sort of relationship with anyone who is addicted to anything, you know, where you're like he's being such an asshole and it's, I don't, I I I I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I don't, I th, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi's thin, thiiiiiiiiiiii's thin, thii's thin, thi's thi, thi being such an asshole. And it's, I don't know, you can't win these things. And then you pile like familial shit on top of that. Yeah. Yeah, it's all very, very complicated.

Starting point is 00:21:13 Yeah. But anyway, she picks them up and downs them. Yeah, it takes those and plays with the puzzle box on one of them. What do you call those things? Mary go rounds? What do you call that a merry-go-round? The world's most dangerous playground toy? I remember as a kid falling off one into a pile of broken glass. Oh, that's so Delaware. That's so Delaware. Yeah. To be fair, not the toys fault. No, no, no, no, it's the Delaware's fault. It's the Delaware. We love breaking bottles there. Yeah. And while she's playing with this, it occurs to me

Starting point is 00:21:50 that they marveled at boxes, inside boxes, inside boxes, but didn't think there might be anything inside this box. Sure. Yeah. Of course, Trevor doesn't. He's bad and she's dumb. So you got this box. You just took a bunch of pills. You're gonna digitally penetrate this box? This is the sexiest thing that happens with the demon-related box. I would agree with that statement, yeah. She's just like, let me just dip a finger in here. She's just dipping her fingies in.

Starting point is 00:22:15 Just the tip. Yeah. And somehow she misses the blade the blade that that that that that tha tha tha tha tha tha tho get her. She misses it every time too. It's a wild because we see people get cut with it unexpectedly a number of times. Yeah. But she's always just picking that thing up, not even with like a fucking towel or anything. But she still gets woozy even though the blade misses her. Well that's because she's on all the pills, right? Or when she's woozy and spinning around on the merry-go-round, she sees one of the sex demons. Or taking pills and being her age on a merry-go-round might make you want to throw up. True.

Starting point is 00:22:53 Okay, sex demons. And the sex demon whispers, that blade was you. That blade was meant for you. Which like, I guess, I mean, was it? What is their lives? What are they doing all the rest of the time? What, in this, I understood them in the last movie, or the first movie, I think. I mean, they're just sex demons that come out when the puzzle box is initiated or whatever, and they're going to fuck you in a mean way.

Starting point is 00:23:24 In this one, it seems like different configurations of the box bring different sex demons? Am I right I'm thinking that? And I want to say that's... That might be an original, like an O.G. Clive Barker thing, like, but I'm, I know, something about the configurations was important at some point, I don't know if it was in the Adam Scott movie or. The Adam Scott, oh my God, yes, he's like a French aristocrat or something.

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Starting point is 00:24:11 and you're telling me that's not true. Holy shit, here we go. Okay, we did Hellraiser Bloodline, which is four. Which, yeah, yeah. Huh, so they were in space. No, that's Adam Scott. Okay, okay, my mistake. Yeah, maybe we haven't done it.

Starting point is 00:24:37 And then we did Hellraiser 2, which is the one where she wears her stepmom's skin. That one's all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's got parts of this movie kind of are in it as well. Really? I think so, where like they're making the Voight guy, like the big bad guy in Puzzle Land. Yeah, oh yeah, okay. Wait, wasn't that four? No, that was that was two when the guy gets like stuck with like the duke holding him up and like

Starting point is 00:25:05 carrying him around. Huh, it's all kind of a blur to me. Yeah, four was like the like art museum and in space and stuff. I do not remember being in space whatsoever. Maybe it wasn't space. I thought Bloodlines was in space. I'm looking up Hellraiser Three. Hell on the thrace. Razor 3. This is a horror movie podcast where we tell you about horror movies. Razor 3, Hell on Earth, Air Force Captain Elliot Spencer, Doug Bradley. Yeah, that's where we see the origin of Doug Bradley as... Have... We haven't... but we haven't done this one. But yet it's very familiar to me. I can't do this one, but yet it's very familiar to me. I can't do this anymore.

Starting point is 00:25:49 Do what? Hellraiser. Ah, anyway, the configurations. Yes. I don't ever recall configurations being important at any point. In my movie, watching past, but that doesn't mean anything. So yeah, there are, there are, you, depending on what you want out of the box, you do different configurations, to to to to to the to the the to the the to the the to the the the the th., to that doesn't mean anything. So yeah, there are, depending on what you want out of the box, you do different configurations to get your desires from it. So like the big pointy eight-sided die is the Lafayetan configuration.

Starting point is 00:26:16 So you can talk to their God. And then there's like eternal life and pleasure or all they all start with L. Yes I tried writing them down at one point then I gave up lament Leviathan I have to fuck it. But yeah so she passes out basically from the pills and the sex demons. Right she sees her brother first and he like drags her to the bathroom and he's like I gotta pee? No he gets cut by the blade. It's cut by the blade. And, oh, and she also hears the voice say, if not you, bring us another.

Starting point is 00:26:52 Yeah. And her brother gets cut by the blade. And then instead of taking her into the bathroom with him, he leaves her outside on the ground. Or just going to their house, which is not the thi, if the thi, if their, if thi, if thi, if their, if thi, if th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tho, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th.. And, oh, th. And, and, th. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th. right now. Yeah. But so yeah he goes in there and he gets. So we really what we're doing right now is victim blaming Matt the brother. No, no, no, but I'm just like. I am just like. I am just a dummy and would wait to get home to wash out my wound. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I don't think you leave the person you were searching for immediately. You know. the thinks. th. th. th. th th. th. th th th. th. th th. th. th th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the thi thi the the thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the victim the victim the victim the victim the victim thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeateeeeeeateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. to get home to wash out my wound. Yeah. I don't think you leave the person you were searching for immediately. He's like it's a men's room. So yeah, he finds her, it goes in to clean up his hand and then the box drinks his blood

Starting point is 00:27:38 because the box is like, mnum, mnum. And now he's woozy. Yes. And the bathroom becomes a thiacc the sex demons love changing the architecture of things. They're a big fan of narrow hallways in general. I think they know what it's doing for them, which is adding to their creepiness. So they're always creating them in places. Plus if you think of it, it's very vaginal, it's very vag canal. It is very vaginal. But without all the mean sex. Yeah, without all the mean sex. This movie is just bereft of mean sex. So he's, which is a weird thing that you want.

Starting point is 00:28:17 I mean, well I expect. Sure. Don't convince me it's just about pain. So he screams, she wakes up, and then the cops are there. Because he's gone. He's missing. Yes. Colin is pissed. Yes, understandably so.

Starting point is 00:28:34 Yeah. When she drives to Trevor's house, his shower, his shower is so fucking nice. That's when I realized he was rich. Yeah, she's in this beautiful shower. He's in this beautiful shower. Oh yeah, there's a dude butt. There's a dude butt. More dude ditty than a lay diddy, which is dude nudity. Yeah. And she shows up there and he's like, uh, what are you doing here? Yeah. Like, hmm. It is a weird vibe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because she thought he thought she was going to be a little dead erudo. Right. Yeah. But

Starting point is 00:29:11 then she explains to him solving the puzzle box despite not exactly having solved it and also not understanding the next step, but she explains the whole thing to him. And I was like, wait what? Like, how does she already have all of the knowledge pills that she took? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Like how does she already have all of the knowledge? Maybe there were knowledge pills that she took. Maybe it was like, uh, Ritalin or? Ginko Belobo. Yeah. Some fish oil, I don't know. What's the thing that college kids take to stay up all night? Adderall? Yeah. Yeah Yeah. My day was just cocaine. Yeah. I was on the cusp. We did both. A foot in both worlds. So then they have some sex. And is this the sex where she's like, no harder? Now do it this way. Now flip me over. Do it this way. Oh, I don't even know. And then she gets spooked while they're fucking. Yes, because she sees the sex a a a a sex a the sex a c. A. the sex a c. the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I's to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. Yeah. S. S. S. S. Yeah. S. S. S. S. S. S. Yeah. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. flip me over. Do it this way. Oh, I don't even know. And then she gets spooked while they're fucking. Yes, because she sees a centibite, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:10 Okay. Yeah. And she's like, who owns a shipping container? The building? The building. We have to find out and are going to that person's house. Yeah, and it's Serena. The woman we saw at the beginning doing Mr. Voites biding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th thi. Do it thi. Do it thi. Do it thi. Do it thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to to to thi. to to personal care home. Like a convalescent home. Yeah, she seems ill but not like mentally ill. Yeah, she seems physically ill. She's not sick, she's ill. She's ill. She says her lungs are rotting out of her body. Yeah, she went down how quickly. I mean it's been six years I guess. Yeah. So they show her the puzzle box, and she says, this is not the first configuration. Yeah. Which made me think that they had to be done in a particular order, in order to open up the ask portion of the evening.

Starting point is 00:30:54 Sure, right, right. But I don't think that's true now, but yeah, you could be correct I mean the laws are very wishy and washy Yeah, I mean What does making the puzzle box go to a different configuration do? Does that just mean does it? Does it? Does it? Because seemingly throughout the entire movie they're trying to get to the Leviathan configuration? What is that just because it's void doing it like? I don't know? Oh? th? th? th, th, th, th, the? Oh? Oh? Oh? I? Yeah? I? Yeah? I? Yeah? I? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because? Because, the the the the the the the the the they? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? they? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I? Yeah? I? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I? I? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I? I? Yeah? I? Yeah? I? I? Yeah? I? I? Yeah? I? I? Yeah? I? I? Yeah? I? I? Yeah? I? I? I? Yeah? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? Yeah? I? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. to get to the Leviathan configuration. But is that just because it's Voight doing it? Like, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:31:29 Because even when it's gotten to the Leviathan configuration, pinhead is like, I don't know, what do you want to do? What are you in the mood for? Yeah, pick your L basically. Yeah. And she's also dropping like mad exposition. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. th. th. to. th. to. thi. to. thi, to. thi, thi, thi, to, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thathe. thi, tho, tho, the tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I I I, th. I I, th. I I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. I's, th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. I's, the. I's, theat, too. I's, try. I's, try. I's, too. I'm, to. I'm, tho. I'm, tho. I'm, tho. exposition on their heads of just like, oh, this is why this is happening, this is all this thing. Totally over my head.

Starting point is 00:31:51 Yeah, for sure. And then she's like, hey, I'm just going to take the box because you shouldn't have this and I'm going to actually like this. And somehow it cuts her. So it cuts people when it changes or whenever it feels like it. And it doesn't always change when someone's touching it. Sometimes it just changes. It seems to, after it's cut someone, it moves on to the next configuration.

Starting point is 00:32:18 Okay. So what if you're like trying to get to lust or licorish or whatever you're after? Oh, was that an option? I choose laziness. I choose lacroscopic surgery? Oh no! No, to your belly button. I choose lactose intolerance. No, I'm just kidding. Oh my god. Don't take cheese from me. The curse of veganism. Fuck. No, I'm just kidding. Oh my god. Don't take cheese from me The curse of veganism Fuck Oh, no, I forgot where I was going. I don't know either but you're right you might be right about that because it cuts Serena. They leave and then it's wriggling around in in the bag like a god damn gremlin Like Gizmo's gonna pop out and it's adorable. And Serena's just kind of like, yeah, y'all should go. Like, I know what I did.

Starting point is 00:33:08 I know what I'm doing. Like, I'm doomed. I guess so. And then a wheezy comes for her, as I named that one that's just wheezing all the time. I think it's like its lungs are pulled out of its body. Yeah. And are like wings behind it. Which why? So we can go, the huh.

Starting point is 00:33:29 And also, is it that easy to release pure oxygen into a room? Because it seems like they shouldn't let elderly people use those tanks. They are really dangerous. I mean, yeah, but like, maybe we need a better way. I don't know. I mean, yeah, but like, maybe we need a better way. I don't know. I like that's your takeaway from this film. That like oxygen tanks make me nervous. Yeah, ever since Charles.

Starting point is 00:33:55 Yeah, and like we also see that sort of exposed spine at this point, which I also don't think looks great on the centibite that spine is just totally exposed in the back. It doesn't look good It's really interesting that like their choice in this movie was to make All of the centibytes none of the wearing clothes. Yes, it's all like their flesh has been draped or pulled or tugged or cut or they're all They're all flayed in one manner or another. Yeah, which is really interesting for, I think, for Pinhead, because she's supposed to be like the high priest of everything and they made her look very priestly. Yeah. Which was interesting, but then like I feel like they all kind of just get samey-looking. I couldn't tell you how many main ones there were. And they're so dark. Yes, it's hard to see them.

Starting point is 00:34:45 Yeah. Which I don't, I mean, if you're gonna create these characters, parade them around for me to look at. And it, like the O.G. Santa Bites almost had like that maggot colored skin, for lack of a better term. Like, it's this like off white, gross, but it like really made them pop. Yes.

Starting point is 00:35:06 You know, if you're a fat guy with sunglasses on, like I'm gonna know what you are. Looks like a goddamn California reason to me put those sunglasses on. But yeah, they're distinct. Yes. Where in this one, I mean, I get that that one is chattering. One is crying or laughing. one has a vagina, the vagina, the vagina, the vagina, tha, tha, th that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thathing. th. that's that's th. that's that's that's th. th. that's th. that's that's thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheathe, th. I get that one is chattering, one is crying or laughing. One has a vagina for a neck and a vagina. I think that's the same one.

Starting point is 00:35:30 Yes, one of them's hands can split open? Yeah, what fucking uses that? I don't know. And one is pinhead. And I think there's like 12 others that wander in and out. That's what I'm saying. I don't like that. I want to know these centibites. Yeah, yeah, I mean give me a, give me a 13 ghosts. They were all very distinct. I loved that movie. You knew what they all were. Yes, I do love that in a movie though, the Neon Maniacs episode. Yeah, exactly. The Neon Maniac's effect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we also see the face face face face face face face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. the face. we also see the face box spinning during Serena's death.

Starting point is 00:36:07 I miss that. Which was like the obelisk with faces pinned to it. I remember that now. Yeah. From a previous movie. Yeah. So yeah, she's in this like, the, the architecture around her has changed and now she's in the revolving meat curtain area. Yeah. Yeah, you don't get a good look at any of the centibites and you just think they kind of look like aliens. They all look like aliens at the point. Yeah, and the one of vagina necks says, save your breath for screaming. Why? And it's like, that's not a threat. I'll make more, it's fine.

Starting point is 00:36:44 I have limitless breath for screaming, just you wait. So they like, is this where they find out about Roland Voight? Yeah. And we, it said he was, the article said he was an Italian born billionaire and I was like, Roland Voiote's an Italian born billionaire. This guy's clearly like Eastern European. I don't know. He's an occult collector, though.

Starting point is 00:37:09 Sure. Presumed, dead. Oh, do you think he'll be alive? No, I don't know. No, no, probably not. And then Trevor rolls in and tells Riley about that he called the convalescence home because he was worried about Serena's hand and they told him she disappeared. Riley?

Starting point is 00:37:30 Riley. He's bad and you're dumb. So then she goes to the house where Voight lived. She also finds out that six years ago, four people disappeared. Oh, that's right. That's right. One of them being Joey. Joey. Joey. So did he pull off the whole thing that night then? Like do you, did he go from finding the box to how many? No, because it was in a further configuration than the original configuration? So other people died prior to Joey? Yeah. And then when you get to the last one, does it just then reset?

Starting point is 00:38:08 Yeah, sure. How many are there? How many puzzle boxes? No, how many steps? Six configurations. Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:19 Yes, you're right. She goes to the house, which is behind a cage. Yeah. Well, the front gate just opens for her. Yes. And I thought that's a lot of caging. That would be very expensive. And then my next note just says, ask yourself who's paying that electric bill, little lady. So clearly, I'd had a fucking enough of these people. And also, that house has to be like a lightning issue. Oh, God that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th is is to be th is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi is thi is thia. thia thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. that that that that that that that that that this giant iron thing. My house is made of

Starting point is 00:38:47 wrought iron. She finds a window, gets inside the house. It's like a perfectly sized Riley window too, which is hilarious. At Riley Heights. She like centrally runs her fingers down the drawing of Pinhead when she finds it. It's like, you can't deal with this shit. Who's this now? The sexiest part of this movie. She also finds the wall or box of switches on the wall and she's like, what's this do? What's this do?

Starting point is 00:39:16 What's this do? Fucking Riley. Go through the blueprints and all of his study materials. Yeah. And she hears her brother whispering to her. Yeah. And then he appears in his getting kidnapped clothes. And then here he is as a skinless person. Yeah. Which is good.

Starting point is 00:39:33 I like that call back to the originals and I guess. When she's like rubbing his back and like meats going over her fingers and I was like, oh, that reminds me of everybody fitting into Julia's skin, which I really like. Remember how everybody fit into Julia? Julia skin was one-size-fits-all. One-size-fits-all onzy of Julia. I fucking love that. I don't think I appreciated that enough. Would you, if I bought you a onesy that was Julia's skin? Is it gonna to fit me like a glove? You just zip it up and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and th, and you're, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thiiiiiiiiiiii's is just just just just just just thiii's thi, th fit me. It's going to fit me like a glove. You just zip it up and you're her. I'm her. Listen, we shouldn't change the name of this podcast to revisionist history because I'm like, that's a great movie. It's a fantastic film. I thought you were going to say to

Starting point is 00:40:16 great product ideas. Yeah, great product have a note that says she's finger in his meats. Oh, that's her brother. Yeah, come on, need a little incest in an Elraiser movie. You do need a little bit of incest in an Elraiser movie. There's no incest in this movie. And I'm complaining about it. There's barely any sex. There's no mean sex between people who purport to care about one another.

Starting point is 00:40:45 Come on. At one point when they're fucking, I was like, maybe he has jeans on under the covers. Yeah. So Colin and Trevor and Nora show up. So Colin and Trevor and Nora is immediately like, what's this two? What's this two? Let me go into that wall. Nora just puts her fingers all over everything. I love that tiny fringed lamp that's sitting on the bar though.

Starting point is 00:41:10 Oh yeah. It's very good. I need a tiny fringed lamp. I mean, I just started taking notes about whatever I could think of. Like, Colin's whole that's thiiii's thin's thi thi thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi. I ti ti. watched this movie twice and today I was like, oh yeah, what am I going to talk about it tonight? I have no fucking idea. What am I going to talk about with this fucking movie? Yeah, it's a very long and there are long slow stretches. Sure. Not much happens. And it's hard they're not tension building. No, they're not. Yeah, even when like Nora, like a thing that's scary, you get trapped inside of a wall. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:50 And Trevor's like the good guy now and I was trying to get her out of the wall. Right. Yeah. And it's also like this movie changes from being her searching for her brother to disastrous ends, which I feel like would have been a good place to stay. It's more like a, it becomes almost like a home invasion film or like a, you know, they're locked in this place and there's bad guys outside. I don't know. I feel like it just lost its thread there somewhere. It tried to do too much, but also offered too little, if that makes sense? That's like the story, that's my autobiography. But I do like, so like Nora gets stabbed by the box.

Starting point is 00:42:31 Right. And now she's, oh no, they find her and they take her out and they put her in the van and they're like we have to go and drive away with Nora. Yes, and she, Nora says, this is one part of the movie that actually spook me out a little bit, she said, I hear bells. Yeah. Which is like the score of the movie. Yeah. And you're like, that's really like creepy and good and I liked when the architectural shift was outside and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. T. T. T. T. T. T. that's is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. one. one. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th road started changing. Yeah. Yeah. But it kept happening behind the van.

Starting point is 00:43:08 And I was like, where the hell raisers? Just like, oh, come on. Yeah. Come on. They were doing that thing of like Bugs Bunny running under the ground, but he just couldn't quite in front of them, you know. But yes, the thing where the van door, the back door kind of becomes a vortex and she sees them just like sort of driving away from her. I thought was great. Yeah. Yeah. And we see Pinhead who is a lady.

Starting point is 00:43:31 And all of her pins are pearl-tipped. Yeah. Which I actually really liked. See if they were Vagneck. Her is a pearl tip too. Yeah. No, I think only pinhead should have them though. It's just what they give you. It's what they had on sale. It's their they had on their their their they had on their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their's a their's a th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their th. their th. their ththem though. It's just what they give you, it's what they had on sale that week. I just didn't think she needed pins too, I guess, or I don't know. Right. I don't know. Her, and her pins are so long when she pulls them out of her head. The ones that she puts through Nora's throat. The all internal cam of it going through her throat. You know what that made me think of was how angry we got about the inside the Anaconda cam

Starting point is 00:44:06 and Anaconda when John Void gets swallowed. Well, there you go. John Voight's the bad guy in this movie. He's a bad guy in the life, isn't he? Yeah, yeah. So I mean, I think we've ah, Chatterbox, you old chuckle hang. Yeah, I was excited to see Chatterbox. But like the pin going through the neck scene, I was like, that could have been gross.

Starting point is 00:44:32 Probably if you had just shown me on the outside and going through a neck, like internally, I was like, what is this? I don't know what my throat looks like. Yeah, you just, you you you you you you you you you you you th is just th is just there it goes. Like it's more just like befuddling. I wish a tiny pinhead was riding on the pit as I went through. I like that a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I wrote, oh, that inside the throat camera, and then I put the eye roll emogy. Yeah, I was busy. I think because I had nothing else to do to do to do to do the the the the the th. the th. th. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, the the the their. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the that's. Oh, the th. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. It's. It's. It's more. It's. It's more. It's more. It's more. Oh, th.. I think because I had nothing else to do. Sure, sure. So they keep saying they miss their turn. Trevor wrecks the van. That's a fucking course he does. And Nora is gone. She's vanished. And there's blood everywhere. Yeah, I real Michael Myers and Halloween three amount of blood. Halloween four, sir. Sorry, 4, 4, 4, 4, forgive me. So Riley at this point, just, they're all kind of arguing,

Starting point is 00:45:32 we need to go this way, we need to go that way, we need to get out of here, we need to go back to the house. Riley just picks up the box and runs away. Yeah. She's gonna to throw it into a river and pinhead's like, hey, hold on a second. He's a wetness line. Hey, you give me two more, just two more. Two more.

Starting point is 00:45:51 And I'll bring your brother back. How's that sound? So I'm like, good plan? Feed your pals pain to this thing here. And you can have your brother back. She also says at this point she uses the phrase, sensations, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the phrase, the phrase, the phrase, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thus, thus, thus, thus, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thus, thus, thus, thus, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thus, thus, thus, thus, um, sensations rim. That's your butt hole. Gross. Because she's giving this long speech about being explorers of the realm of feeling and tiptoeing around sensations rim, which that makes it sound like sex again, right?

Starting point is 00:46:20 That's just someone tickle in your butt hole. That's, I don't get this at all because even when they're talking to Nora when they find her in that hallway and they're like.. like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, their. Gro, their. Groing. Groing. Groing. th. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Groing. Gro, th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. their. their. th. their. their. th. th. their. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. tho. tho. the. tho. that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, tho all because even when they're talking to Nora when they find her in that hallway and they're like... No, no, no, it's after this. It's right when they take her off the van. Yeah. They're like what we're going to do to you. You're never going to, you know, you'll scream for ages and I don't, all all this all all all this all this all this this this this this this this this th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the weird all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all th. th th th. You'll th. You'll th. th. You'll the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird. You'll the weird. You'll s. You'll s. You'll s. You'll s. You'll s. You'll s. You'll s. You'll th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. All th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the weird. they'll the they'll the weird. they'll they'll the weird. the weird. the weird. the weird. the weird. the sex? Where's the... Well, do you have to be killed in order to go to the land of sensation? I don't know. Yeah, I mean, because Frank was dead in the original and had to like come back to start sensating again. Oh, so they're just suffering in the afterlife.

Starting point is 00:47:00 Yeah. There's no afterlife. Katie, that's what everything falls apart. My logic of this movie is over. So this is where they run back to the box, back to the house? Yeah. And is it, uh, like, oh, Kevin, oh, wait, no, so the, um, pinhead stabs Riley with it and says, I can call this at any time basically but if you give me two more I won't. That's why I have the note she gets poked.

Starting point is 00:47:30 She gets poked. Yeah after sensation which rim has been touched. Yeah. Chatterbox comes out of the sinkhole, knocks Collins glasses off his face. Calls him stupid. Yeah. Yeah. He calls him a nerd, put him down. Yeah, but she walks right by and pushes open the gate and bites Trevor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So... And Riley stabs Chatterbox and Chatterbox is like, oh man. Yeah, they like pan around the other centa bites and you can see them being like, do we have to fuck our friend now or? God damn man, I didn't want to fuck her. I guess chain fuck everybody

Starting point is 00:48:06 chain fuck. Chain fuck. I mean I like that on some level that like they just shoot into frame. Yeah. the chain's are real a real cotton I Joe situation. Where do they come from? Where do they go? I mean I like that on some level that like they just shoot into frame. Yeah sure. Yeah so they're just like this thing thi thi. th. their. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they. thi. they. thi. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Chane. Chane. Chane f. Ch. Chane f. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. their. Ch. Ch. Ch. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. they. th. th. their. their. th. their. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th like they just shoot into frame. Yeah, sure. Yeah, so they're just like this thing that appears and but it's like you got nothing else no whips, no rope. Yeah, it's it's very one-trick pony isn't it? Yeah, too many chains. Too many chains. Yeah, two chains is all you need guys. That's what I've heard. So the centabytes slowly walk to the house. Yeah, they're like I'm a centibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibus. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm like the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So they're like they's like the c. So that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. So the c. I'm the c. I'm the c. I'm the c. I'm the c. I'm the c. I'm the c. I'm the c. they're the c. the c. they're like, the c. the cune. the c. the c. the c. the c. they. the the to the house. But they've got the gate down I think or the gates keep that the the wrought iron is keeping them out. Yeah they're like I'm assuming that the design on the gates keeps the centibytes out like in keeping with the occult iconography of everything. Okay. Because Voight had all these notes

Starting point is 00:49:00 about everything. Right. She did go through his notebook I forgot. Right. Which doesn't really tell us the the the the the the the the the th the th the th the the their thi thi their thi their and their and their and their and their their their their their their their their their their their theirni. I their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their is is is their is their is their is their is their is their is their their their their thi. Ion. Ion. I' iron. I' iron. I' the. I' teat. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. te. th. their the notebook I forgot. Right. Which doesn't really tell us anything as far as I'm concerned. Nope, but you're right, this is when it becomes a monster siege movie. Yes, because there's a ton of them out there. Yeah, and they're all slow-walk in and bored and... Yeah, they're just waiting. It's literally the second half of this movie is just like weird indistinguishable monsters waiting for something outside. Yeah, we've already gotten that in that movie The Void. Yeah, the Triangle movie. Yeah, yeah. So we meet Roland Voight. He's alive.

Starting point is 00:49:33 Yeah, he wakes Trevor up, who's sleeping on the couch. Yeah. And Trevor's like, oh man, I'm so sorry, boss. You're like, yes, I know, I know, don't even have this conversation. So I guess he was supposed to go out and get people killed with this thing, but instead she took it, got people killed with it. Why did he let her take it then? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:55 Yeah. Yeah. Because he thought she was going to get killed. they mark. But then, like, thought she was an easy mark. But then like what happens? She gets killed with it and then what happens to the box from there? You know what I mean? He doesn't have possession. I don't have the answers to these questions.

Starting point is 00:50:09 Yeah, okay. And Voight has like a typewriter stuck inside of him? Yes, he has some sort of steampunk contraption. And we see that some of the other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other centibibites. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toes. I toes. I toes. I toes. I toes. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. th. th. the the other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other centibites. I. C. I'm. C. I'm. C. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm. I don't. I the the golden things stuck inside them. He explains it at one point and you're like, what? Yeah. What? It's like part of a diesel engine is stuck inside of him that's twisting up his nerve endings. Just every so often so that he doesn't go numb. Yeah, so he always feels the sensations rim. It's always

Starting point is 00:50:45 looking an asshole. I don't know. So yeah, Trevor says she fed it on her own and she brought it here. And then he says you're one configuration away. Right. So which just so they need to stab one more person with it and have a change again. And then Leviathan. Right, so they can cock this dumb plan to let one of the centibites in and they're going to stab it. Right, that's Riley's plan. Yes.

Starting point is 00:51:15 Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is where, like, all of my notes at this point are just about things happening in the background or someday I'll have a balustrade of statues too. Oh, hi, I was I. I have notes like, oh, the gasp is a good name for a centibite. Yeah, the gasp, okay. Yeah. So they get Weasy inside and Weasy's stuck in a gate. Yes.

Starting point is 00:51:38 But Riley drops the box somehow. Yes, and then it just disappears. It just disappears. It just disappears. Dust disappears. Ayayay. That son of my, it was totally stunned by being locked in, too. It was like, hey. And this is where we see the hand sharks as well. Why does hands turn in sharks? Oh, the hands are. It's just like, it's basically like, look what I can do.

Starting point is 00:51:59 Yes, exactly. There's no purpose to it. God, God. They're also very strange land on some level because all of them have piercings. Yes. And all of them have their eyes tattooed black. Yes. And I was like, oh, welcome to my world. Welcome to my world. See, maybe we should have done that movie again. Maybe we should have reimagined it in 202. I think D. Snyder would be down on the world. the world. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. th. th. th. th. th. thiiii. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to. Wea. Wea. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. So. That. So. That. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. Wee. We should. Wee. We. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should reimagine, I think D. Snyder would be down for it.

Starting point is 00:52:25 Sure, get them on the floor. So Roland gets the box and stabs Sweet Baby Colin. Sweet Baby Colin. And Trevor's like, oh, you didn't have to do that. We could have stabbed the centibuite. And Roland's like, hey, fuck you. This guy's been playing you the whole time. And is that just like, ooh, a little pleasure in pain and someone else's pain? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:52:47 Oh, sensations rim, I'm rubbing it! So is sensations rim also just like kind of being mean to people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It's the pleasurable sensation of hurting someone's feelings. And he's, Roland, I do not understand him at all, because he's explaining this whole thing to us like the centibites had a monkey's paw trick like what did he ask for in the first place? He wanted pleasure like or sensation sensation. Sensation. So they gave him this thing that is constantly affecting his nerves and he's like everything that's happening here it's a trick all of it but I'm gonna do it again why why'm like why? Why are you doing it again? I

Starting point is 00:53:25 don't know but I would like to read you note 168? Oh my god yes. This movie could be shorter. It really could. It just it's like it takes these turns down hallways that have just been created by centibites and then it's like gets to the dead end and realizes it has to turn around and come back. And you're like, oh God. Like we see that the house is now at the center of the hell maze. Right. And there is lightning happening, which I noted to touch the glass or to touch that ass. To touch that ass.

Starting point is 00:54:06 Sensation's rim. This is where we see a centibite that has a half head, but it's only the front half. And it looks like a pie crust. It's very got kicked off in the first week of face off. It reminded me of the face pie from thinner. Yes, absolutely. I honestly feel like the special effects head person said to their assistant like, okay, I want you to make someone who's half a head and they made the front half and they were like, oh no, that's not what you meant. Where's all the thought pieces now? It's just a half ahead. My note says, is this still happening?

Starting point is 00:54:54 So Colin starts being tortured by the centibites. Yeah. And then Riley's like, you know I didn't choose Connawites. Yeah. And then Riley's like, you know, I didn't choose to the centibites. Yeah. Thresholds and stuff, I don't know. And then Riley's like, you know, I didn't choose Colin. And so she stabs Trevor. An old twist of a twisty twist. That no one saw coming. No one's not coming. The razor wire jumps from Colin over to Trevor.

Starting point is 00:55:22 Yeah, and then fucking degloves him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, a real dick. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:31 And so then Voight's like making a deal with pinhead. And pinhead's like, look, I can bring you into like middle management. Yeah, no refunds. It makes no sense. You know, we just got an opening and a nail to a thing and your dick gets peeled off if you want to get into that. He's like, he says anything is better than this. Like, what are you think they're gonna do? What they're gonna do is take out his fucking carburet that's in his chest, and then a... I really like the knitting

Starting point is 00:56:06 back together. I thought that was great. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, and I like that had like little like pieces of dirt in it and stuff. It was real marlily looking. But yes, I really like and I like that when you see him also I like that he had this fucking thing in his chest and a suit jacket on. Yes, why would you be even more uncomfortable? When you see his chest, it's got like the outline of like the in blood of where the thing was. And then they hit him with the biggest chain we've seen so far. Pinhead screams something like in the sovereignty of anguish and you're like, oh yes, pinhead, I recall this behavior. And yes, the chain swings down, which is very fucking funny. And he gets lifted away, yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:53 And then she and Colin walk away. Yeah, yeah, so, so, Penhead says to Roland, you will know our finest gift. Oh yes, we have such sites to show you. And then we see... So, she, so, this is where it really starts to get aggravating. When Riley is having the conversation with Pinhead, where she's like, all the people you've heard, your suffering has barely begun, you have chosen the lament configuration. Right, because she says she doesn't want her brother back. She was like willing to deal with the loss of her brother.

Starting point is 00:57:30 She said, I've seen your rewards, I know my brother's gone. What the fuck are we doing here? Yeah. What the fuck configuration, which means what? That she has to spend a life lamenting her choices. She was going to either way though. Well, I mean, she might have chosen lust or licorice or laziness. Laser hair removal? That's the one I'm thinking. For eternity. That's great. And'm thinking. For eternity. That's great.

Starting point is 00:58:05 And then for some fucking unknown reason. Where I wrote, I saw a peepee, a weird peepee. We have to see this prosthetic dick on this man. Oh my god. Who's been shaved hairless and covered in ashes and put on like some kind of weird cross. Yeah, this is, it's rolling. It's rolling, right. And they're like, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th- and th- and th- and th- th- the- the- thean, than, than, than, than, than, than, thean, thean, thean, thean, the-and than, the-and,. Yeah, this is, it's Roland. It's rolling, right. And they're like, all right, well, let's show you what we're gonna do to you.

Starting point is 00:58:29 So they flay him all over, strips and this and that and the other thing, pin in it here, pin in it there, like you're trying to make a dress fit. Winding it up, like you nail it to his legs. Yeah, why? Yep. Yep. That's that rim baby. Yeah. Sensation's rim is having your dick cut in half and pinned to each of your legs. And then it's just a shot of him crucified. Why? And they're like, ba da da da da, bada, bup, it's over. Yeah, to which I wrote, Ew. To my lesson is, huh, they tore his paper off. Alan. Katie! What did you think of this movie? I loved it. No you did not. Hell, Razor

Starting point is 00:59:16 2022! No, you didn't. We are in a Renaissance of Horror. What are you saying to me with your words? This movie is a strong four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It sucks. I feel like maybe this is a Hellraiser movie that people who enjoy Hellraiser movies would enjoy. Yeah. I'm not that person.

Starting point is 00:59:40 Yeah. But it has made me appreciate the previous ones. I didn't think like, I thought the acting of the set of Bites was fine. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the me appreciate the previous ones. I didn't think like, I thought the acting of the set of bites was fine. Like, I was fine with the lady pinhead. Like, sure. Yeah, I thought she was on par with Doug Bradley was fine. I don't like the switching of storylines every so often just if, you know what I mean? It felt like it took three different tacks that don't fit together and I don't know, why would anyone make the choices that they make?

Starting point is 01:00:11 And there's not, I know I was made uncomfortable by mean sex before, but I'm now made uncomfortable by the absence of mean sex, because what are they doing? I don't know. For me, this is a vagina implanted on my neck. Yeah, neck gina. Neck gina. Neck gina.

Starting point is 01:00:31 Yeah. That's my rating. Yeah. Yeah. A Rizzard 2022, a real neck gina of the film. That's right. Katie, know what's not a neckgina? What?

Starting point is 01:00:42 The delightful people who listen to this podcast and contact us. Well, I'd I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'd they they they they they they they'd they'd. Well I'd like to hear from them. First of all, except if they're they had recommended this movie to us in which case, no. I want to send a shout out to our new friend Pam. Hi Pam. Pam unfortunately you, your voicemail's too long at this point. There's so many of them and I love it. But Pam had more information about the orphan. The real orphan, eagle it. And was, what if her voicemail started with, I'm not trying to start an East Coast, West Coast, Beefier, which I really appreciated.

Starting point is 01:01:14 Could you get some contradictory information to the other caller? So there was, yeah, there's some stuff going on. Okay. But I just want to say, Pam, you are definitely our new friend. Pam, welcome to the fold. Welcome to my neck folds. It's a vagina. God. Get on in there, Pam. Get in them neck labia. Pam!

Starting point is 01:01:32 This is what you wanted, right, Pam? This is what you asked for. So thank you. And if you, anybody, please use the voicemail, leave us fun messages. Like, even if they don't make it to the podcast, we'd very much enjoy listening to them. 412-407, 7025. You got it. I'm pretty sure. And I want to quickly read a, uh,

Starting point is 01:01:54 parts of an email that was sent to us from the Czech Republic, Katie. That's all the way across the goddamn world. We are that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. across the goddamn world. We are fucking international. Yeah. This is from a friend of the podcast. I hope I'm saying your name remotely right. Radic. Is it and it's ends of the sea? R-A-D-E-K. Okay, yeah, probably.

Starting point is 01:02:15 Reddick says, hi, Alan K-I'm a big fan of your podcast. Hi, Raddick. I just ordered a being fun is better than knowing things hoodie as a gift for myself for my 24th birthday. Happy birthday, you tiny baby angel. Oh my God. Alan could be your dad. Wait, is Alan your dad? Not that I know of.

Starting point is 01:02:39 Okay. I stumbled upon marveling at Marvel's Marvels, and once I heard Alan was hosting another podcast I knew it was going to be a blast. Alan's the best. Don't worry, Katie, I love you too, and I fell in love with your humor instantly. That's so nice of you to say. It's easier to fall in love with me than Joseph and Jonathan though I will be real about that. I'm so proud of you for overcoming your fear and touching a horse. Thank you. It was really scary.

Starting point is 01:03:09 And I hope Alan will try to overcome one of his fears so you guys can be even. Wait, what were we going to do? Oh, no, all I can think of is the, if you get a dangling of earing, I'd let you hit me with defibrillator pals, which is not either of our fears. And then there's a delightful part of the email where he talks about his older brother babysitting him and tormenting him with horror films, so he had like a bad association with horror films, but then was able to come around on the movie Psycho Gorman. Nice, yeah, that's a good one to sort of change your mind, huh? For sure. And it wraps it up by saying I would like to recommend a movie to you, Van

Starting point is 01:03:49 Helsi, starring Hunky-Hugh, Jackman. I am from Czech Republic and this movie was filmed here. It was my favorite movie growing up in the closest to horror I got for years. Wow. I know it's more of an action movie than horror, but I think it's his it's horrory enough for you guys to consider. Okay, yeah. Put it on the list. Thank you for the countless hours of fun. Lots of love to both of you and keep on marveling. Oh, oh. You're doing so good. You're doing so good. Anyway, we love you to. Yes, thank you're ready for your email. Thank you so much. We'll put Vannells the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the the the the the the the th. th. th. to. to. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th., thank you ready for your email. Thank you so much. We'll put Van Helsing on the list. We'll see if it comes up. One of the worst movies I've ever seen was made in the Czech Republic and it's a horror movie I think it might just be called Mermaid or Mermaid's it's about a mermaid. Okay. Yeah, it sucks. It's not the lore. I'm pretty sure. It's not the lore. I'm pretty sure. the l sure. the l sure. the l sure. the lore. the lore. the lore. the lore. the lure. the lore. the lure. the lure. the lure. the lure. the lure. the lure. the lure. the lor, I the lor, I'm the lor, I'm the the the lor, I' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. It's the movie. It's the movie. It's the movie. It's th. It's th. I was thoooooooooooooooes. Iuu. I' movie movie movie movie movie. I' movie. I've thea. thea. thea. I was the. I was the. It's th. Okay, okay. Pretty sure. Wasn't Mermaids the movie with Cher and Christina Ricci? Yeah, imagine my surprise. Mermaid Horror movie. I don't know, but I'm calling it a mermaid. Okay. Okay. I believe Katie you have some information for the fans. I do, because this episode is coming out on Halloween, which means you still have 10 days to buy your tickets to single white female the musical here in Pittsburgh. Very exciting. From thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I, th. M. I th. M. I the. M. the. the. the. the. theuu. the the the the the the theuuuuu. the theuu. thorou. M. theu. toda. M. tod white female the musical here in Pittsburgh. Very exciting.

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Starting point is 01:05:27 Social Hall in Allentown in Pittsburgh. Visit W.W.W.W.W.W.W.P.G. for tickets and more information and proceeds benefit Western PA fund for choice. I got my ticket. I'm going. Again, win, win. I'm so stoked. Yeah. Yeah. So so so exciting. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. th. th. tooe. th. th. th. th. th. tooe. tooe. tooe. th. tooe. tooom, tooom, tooomk, tooomk, tooomk, tooome. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. thoe. thoe. th. th. th. th................................................................................................................................... stoked. So stoked. Yeah. So exciting. Please see me there.

Starting point is 01:05:46 Also, can I quickly compliment you on your reading of text voice? It's fantastic. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I think you'd be really great at doing that. Katie. Alan. What are we doing next week? Halloween's over?

Starting point is 01:05:58 We should do not horror movies for the rest of the year. Okay, let's do Love Actually 2. Love, love, actually. Love, love, actually. Live, laugh, love, actually. Nah. No. Let's do a movie that I know nothing about. Okay.

Starting point is 01:06:18 I didn't know so little about it that I try to watch it today and it's not out. The only thing I know about it is that it scared Drew Barrymore. Okay and Drew Barrymore has seen some shit. She has seen some shit. So we're going to do the film Barbarian. Where can people find that movie? I believe it's on HBO Max right now. Okay hopefully Ian's can find it. then rent it on the renting places. It looks like it's on Hulu with the subscription. Oh great. So it's it's around. It's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's. It's. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. can find it. You can rent it on the renting places. It looks like it's on Hulu with a subscription. Oh great. So it's around. Yeah, it's around. It's around. So yeah, we're going to do barbarian. More current films for the 202s. I know nothing about this movie. So I'm excited. And supposedly it's best to know nothing going into every situation, so I feel great about it. Smart, smart.

Starting point is 01:07:06 Yeah, yeah. Katie. Alan. Let's get the fuck out of here. Okay. Say goodnight to these nice people. Find us on the internet. We have a good.

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Starting point is 01:07:35 There aren't. No one's contacting us through there. Should we just delete our Facebook? Okay, maybe we will. Well, as long as it, yeah. That means you have to make the Instagram post, though, because I don't know how to do that. It's fine, it's not a problem. So yeah, thanks for listening to this episode of Warewolf Ambulance. And every episode of where willfow ambulance? Yeah, go listen to every episode. Every episode. Yeah, 402. Yeah, 402. Let's go. It's not even counting all the bonus episodes, all the Patriot episodes.

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Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 402- Hellraiser (2022)

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