Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 404- They Live (1988)

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

In this week's episode, it's a listener pick! We're covering the 1988 'peak John Carpenter' film "They Live." Special topics for your consideration include: how far two fantastic leads can carry a film, the natural conclusion of the Reagan era, rull toothy faces, big ideas that leave some...unanswered questions, and our attempt to determine which actor has appeared in the most WWA movies without actually looking it up or doing any research or anything useful like that. Interested in other 'peak JC'? Allen would have you believe that also includes Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness." You can also hear us discuss JC's other non-"Halloween" films in Episode 112- "Christine," Episode 129- "The Fog," Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness," and Episode 272- "Village of the Damned." We've also covered two of his action movies on our Patreon with "Big Trouble in Little China" and "Escape from New York" and I promise, you will not regret giving us your money with those ones. Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Kedy. I came to podcast and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum. What does that have to do with this? We never see him chewing gum. It's just one of his many pithy one-liners. It's just one of his many pithy one-liners. No, it's his one-pithy one-liners. Oh, no, there's more. I can't wait to hear you tell me about them. What are we talking about this week on our show WhereWolf Ambulance, in which you are Alan and I'm Katie. And this is a listener suggestion from our buddy, Roland. Thanks, th get into it. Read it. I will. Okay. Look at me, I'm a reader.

I have too many things to read that I can't read this. Read. I'm so sorry, Roland. I've let you mean everyone else down. Rolins let me down a little on this one. I've got to be honest with you. Hard disagree. be the perfection, the literal 10 out of 10 movie that it is. Are you preemptively giving this a 10?

Are you giving us a preview of later? I may indeed be. Oh, dude. My first note, peak JC. 1988, baby. Oh my god, it's so mmm. And Roddy Piper's here. Yeah, and Keith David.

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So we see him kind of like wandering around downtown. He goes to an employment agency and they're like, you're homeless, we can't do anything for you. Yeah. And he's like real people watching while he's walking around. He is. Got his eyes on everybody. He's an observer for sure. And I was really surprised at a no point did he talk about being a Vietnam vet? Because he's got Vietnam vet written all over him. He sure does. He's also absolutely rippling. Like he's like he's sleeping rough but he's hit in the gymnasium. You know what I mean? He's still, I mean, he and John Carverner met in 87 at a

wrestle mania. Oh, nice. And they hit it off and that's why he's in this movie. Did you see a wrestling fan? Oh yeah. I didn't know that. Weed? VIII.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's me minus heavy metal. Oh, I'm sorry I saw Slayer paid a lot of money to do so. I'm sorry you're so jealous that I saw Slayer and you didn't. I don't know if Dave Lombardo was there, I don't remember. I didn't know enough at the time to say. Anyway. So he sees this blind street preacher, preaching this like very apocalyptic dystopian.

They're watching us. they're controlling us, right. And then sort of wanders into a construction site and gets a job because he has his own tools. He does, but the the foreman is very skeptical of him. Yeah. Yeah. It's like we're a union shop and he's like well like can I speak with the shop steward? Yeah he he does a great job. Yeah I'll join the union. And the the the the the the th. And I the th. And I th. And I th. And I the th. And I the th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi the. the. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the. the. And I the. And the. the. the. the the. the the. the the the. the. the. the. the. th shop steward? Yeah, he does a great job. Yeah, I'll join the union. And I like that he's like, got his shirt off and he's digging up something. He's just wildly digging at the earth. I don't even think that's his job. I'm just, he's going ham with a shovel.

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place to stay Justiceville is just down the road and you can get a meal there. And a place to stay, and he says, Piper's response is nothing. Yeah, he just ignores this man's kindness. And then follows him for blocks and blocks and blocks. But then all of a sudden they're together? Yeah, David's like, I don't like people following people and I don't know people and I don't know where they're going. Oh my God. He's also wearing a wedding ring, is Piper.

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I blocked a lot of that one except for the shower scene, which I think about because like, are you kidding me? He just sprayed it right on their chest and somehow all that whipped their chest and somehow all that whipped cream is in their butt cracks. All up in their cracks. And it takes them so long to watch it out of their butt cracks. I mean a full scene, a long scene. They're making a sequel to that movie. Are they? I'll see that. I will watch that and I will cover it on this show. In 2022. I'm very excited for that. I'm very excited. I that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. takes th. takes takes takes takes takes takes. takes. takes. takes takes. takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes the. takes thi. takes takes the takes takes the takes the takes the tha. tha. tha. tha. the. th. the TV. There's an ad for press-on nails where it's like, how do you do things with press-on-nails and they show like a lady typing and also using our nails as a fork to pick up what appeared to be a cube of cheese? That's fucking nasty. She is the hero that we all deserve. Fair. Fair enough.

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And Roddy Piper is like, I gotta investigate. You know I love to investigate. I'm gonna need some binoculars. It's a very important note that Piper never sleeps and he never goes back to work. You're not going to be that ripped sleeping. No, it's sure. You've got a 24-hour day. I do love that at the end of his first day on the construction site, he's like, hey, when do I get paid? And the guy's like Thursday.

So I'm like, okay, well this must be Monday, let's say Tuesday. It could be any day prior to Thursday. Not Wednesday, though, because he would otherwise say tomorrow. And the next day he and Keith David do not go to work. No, he never goes back. Well, life gets in the way. Life does get in the way. So the his, um, what's his name, Gilbert? Yeah. Gilbert's explanation for this one,

Piper confronts him about it, is the church lets us use their kitchen. Piper says until four in the morning. And he's like, hey, we're taking care of a lot of people here. Shut the fuck up, dude. Munde your own business. Yeah. To which my next note says, a lot of this movie has just been Piper walking around looking at things. Yeah. That's a lot of tired when I watched it. Was this another 545 a. No, I watched it at night. Okay, okay. I get tired then too. So he eventually

sneaks into the church after he's surveilled it for a while. Yeah. And he finds that they have a lab where they're making sunglasses. They are and that's a lot of sunglasses. A lot of sunglasses. What are they going to do with these sunglasses? Like what is their plan? Their plan is to get the sunglasses to a human being so that they can see that aliens are controlling them. Okay. And at this point in the movie I started thinking a really sad thought. How great would it be if it wasn't just that we were fucking shitty? If they the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi thi. they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're the. thi. they're thi. they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are th. th. th. they are thi. thi. thi. they're thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeeeeeeeeateeeateeeeeeeeateeat. theeeeeateat. theee. they're they're they're that we were fucking shitty. It's like this alien species was actually controlling us making us do all this shitty stuff. Yeah. You mean like the inherent goodness of man?

Sure. Oh boy. Yeah, that's a tough one. What if we were just kind to each other as a default setting? Blah. I also like that they're called the Hoffman glasses when he overhears them talking about. He's like, we gotta make more Hoffman glasses. Hoffman glasses, okay.

Painted on the wall is they live, we sleep. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They're really not even trying to hide it, though. It's right there in the entrance way. Yeah, for sure. And the blind preacher grabs him. And when he does that, a helicopter appears outside and they're both like, what? Huh?

Helicopter? Roddy Piper has hands like catchersmits. He does. Huge hands. I don't, he wasn't like a tall dude either. No, I think he's smaller than Keith David. Yeah. I think he's probably like six, six one. Yeah, but he's just like... He's just fucking stacked.

Massive, yeah. Like he's got those boxer, boy tie muscles on the traps. He's like traps. Yeah. They're just like, you don't get them from just regular stuff. Like you gotta work to get those. You've been shrugging. So, but the helicopter like freaks everybody out in the church. He also

sees the choir practice is not a choir, it's just a tape recording of a choir. Right, right, which is a nice cover I guess that they're doing. But also you would think people might come in off the street to hear the choir, so maybe not that good. So and we see Gilbert Peek out of the door with the sunglasses on to look at the helicopter. Right. Bump-bom-bom. We hear about an end of the world cult in San Anselmo? Yeah.

Yeah. And someone says this kind of shit happens at the end of every century. Mm-hmm. Okay. I thought just wait for Y2K, I guess. And there were people who went out to the desert and yeah, all the end of the world was coming. I mean it would have, if not for those brave computer engineers. Sure, yeah. I think that's true though.

Fixing all those years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They did it. They did it. They did it. So he tells Keith David about what's going on, tells Frank, and Frank's like, just leave it the fuck alone, man.

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Yeah, sure, sure. So he's just still watching this church. He's fascinated with it. I mean, why? I don't know. He gets fixated. He's a very smart man. Or a border collie. He needs to herd these people in one way or another.

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ground and then he whips them off and he looks at the ground again, but in those two shots, was there anything different on the ground? The ground was black and white. Oh, yeah, I should have caught that. Yeah. I was like, well, the sunglasses, that's what they do. So then he starts like looking around at signage. What does he see? He sees a billboard that says Obey. And is that where Shepard Ferry took it from? 2,000 percent.

Yeah. Does he at least credit it? Oh, really? Yeah, he got in a lot of trouble for that Obama Hope poster. The Hope poster, that's right! I forgot about that. He did that without crediting the photographer. So that guy still have a job? I bet he does. The job, of course he does. There's an ad for the Caribbean. It just says, visit the Caribbean. But when he looks at it, uh, with his sunglasses on it says marry and reproduce. I like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus th. I thus thus thus thus thus thus the. So thus thus thus thus. thus thus. So that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. th. th. So th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah like the idea of just an ad for a region.

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What are you looking at, buddy? What's your problem, buddy? He is a skull or an alien or just very toothy? I couldn't figure out what he was at first. All those things. Yeah, all those things are true. He's got like the bottoms of coke bottles for eyes. Yes, he does.

And theuke, their splotchy skin is a bit odd, isn't it? Yeah, it's real weird. It's a weird choice. Yeah. But yeah, and that guy like sees Piper, Piper keeps doing like the looking at him, put the glasses down, but the glasses down, so the guy's onto him. Right. And also at this point, his mullet is blowing so beautifully. It's gorgeous. It's luxurious. So he's looking he he he he he's looking he he's looking the the the the the the the the the th th is thiiiiiii's looking thui's looking thuiaq thuiaq thuaskiaq thuasks. thuasks. thuasks. thuasks. thusususususususus. thoeses thoes thoes thoes thoes thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thuicic. th. th. th. th. thuicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicic. thuic. thuic. thiaa. thia. thi. thi. thi. thi. thee. thee. the. the. the. theea the. It's thea. thi. thi. It's thia. It's thi. It's gorgeous. It's luscious. It's luxurious. So he's looking around seeing that some people like the man who runs the newsstand is normal. Yeah. But there are other people who are skull aliens. Yeah. Yeah, at this point I had the thought, at no point does he question

whether or not the sunglasses are accurate. Yeah, he just assumes that it's real. Whatever he's seeing is real, which is kind of insane. So, I think I mentioned briefly like conspiracy theories or something in the last episode, so here's, I'm gonna blow it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna say it now. All right. I think, so there's a lot of like co-opting of this movie on the right. Oh. And I'm like, no, you can't have this. This is our left-wing propaganda film. Yeah, I'm sure that was its intent.

It's anti-capitalism. How can it be a right-wing thing? That's their thing. They love capitalism. So here's my thing. I think that the message of it is left-wing. Sure. Sure. to everything that he sees is extremely right-wing. How do you mean? He sees these aliens and his initial reaction is,

I can start killing them. I need to start murdering now. Yeah, they haven't done anything to him, have they? He's not seen them conduct any kind of violence or anything. Right, and then when he goes into the grocery source, some of them are like elderly women. Yeah. Hot damn, Alan, I th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, and th, th, th, th, and th, th, the their their thi, and their thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th, I th. I th. I th, I th. I th, I th, I th, I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. thi, I thi, I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I can thi. I can thi. I can thi thi th as elderly women anymore he sees them as others yeah hot damn Alan I think you're on to something there so I was like oh this is total Q&on bullshit this is fucking pizza game isn't it I feel like John Carpenter would be so distressed to think that yeah and he has come out and like you don't get to get this like this like this is it for you I th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th the they they they they they they they they they they just like open about wanting to kill others.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Yeah, so he goes into the grocery store, seasonal lady and immediately is like... You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957, that's what he says. You, you're okay, you, or this one? Real fucking ugly. Real fucking ugly. This is where I'm excited to see him because he gets worked up, he gets into his Piper pit thing where he's just yelling around, and then he takes a bump, which is what I'm here to see. I mean when he falls backwards over the flowers? He does so well. Also how nice is it to see a movie with fantastic fight choreography because this guy knows what he's doing?

It's so good. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, do you mean to say that he's done choreography in fights before? What? Entertainment? Sports entertainment. Yeah, it's like fighting. Yeah, sports entertainment. I don't know what you're, I don't know what you're implying to me. Pough. It's, it's not that it's not real. Of course it's real. I see it. I'm watching it. How could it not be real? Are you saying I can't trust my eyes, Alan? But if you've ever watched the cactus jack terry funk match in Japan where

the mic so close to the ring that you can hear them going suplex yeah that'll do. I don't know what you're talking about. I mean at the end of the match the both of them are bleeding more blood than I have in my body. They did what they came to do. For like 11 people there's nobody in the room. Oh, it's so good. Anyway, Google, Terry Funk, Cactus Jack matches. They're fantastic. I wish we would do another Terry Funk movie. We haven't done one in a while. Yeah.

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I'm sure he's done a Christmas movie. Well, I don't know, but what I'm looking at right now is something I'm very excited about, which is a movie called 12-hour shift. It's a horror thriller, an hour and 26 minutes long. Can I read you the synopsis? Please. Body start to pile up when a drug-addicted nurse and her crazed cousin try to find a replacement kidney for an organ trafficker. And can I tell you who's third build in it? Terry Funk. David Arquette. Oh! Yeah. Another wrestler. Yeah. We should definitely do this movie.

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Yeah. He takes all their guns. He takes their shotgun and just like, doot, dude, walking down the street. It's insane. I would shit myself if I saw this man wearing these huge sunglasses, carrying all those guns walking down the street. I'm so glad we don't live in an open carry state. He heads into a bank and then is like, whoops, it's a bank. Yeah, what were you thinking? But then he sees all the aliens in there and says, I have come here to chew bubble gum and

kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum. Came where? To the bank? Yep. All right. He never had any bubble gum. Was he hoping the bank would have some? I'm sorry, I'm hung up on this. It's just one of those traditional badass guy lines

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The guy disappears, he goes outside. Her drones. I was like... I was like a flying drone that no one can see normally. Very prescient. Uh-huh. And then he sees an actual good cop, which is very what the fuck. He's just like, get out of here and I won't hurt you. When it's just like beat cheeks or something too. I think, yeah.

Then, like, here's our hero, carjacking a woman in a parking garage, which has to be the most terrifying terifying. entire life. This movie from everyone else's perspective is just this insane man doing crazy shit. Totally like they're in her car, he's making her drive, he starts questioning her on her marriage situation and demands to go to her place and her eyes fill with tears and your heart goes out to her. He is not my hero in this moment. When she's dealing with him back at her house and he's like saying these things to her and she's just like yeah that's not real what you're saying like you're not being you you are the one in power in this situation I don't have any power he says I'm sorry and she says

you have two guns you're not sorry yeah yeah and I was like oh fuck she's had to deal with dudes being shitheads before they're her whole life yeah yeah good thing she has that cute couple next door to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. they. they. I I I I I I I they. I they. I they. I the th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm they. Yeah. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I I I I. I I. I I I I. I. I I. I I. I. I I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th she has that cute couple next door to look out for her. But I have a question. Do you both get to be unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt guy? Or can only one of you be? Fuck yeah. It's like, did you see the Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Argentina got married? Yeah, it's like, I don't think the two people that beautiful should be allowed to be......... they they they to be, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, they. their, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or they, or they, or they, or they, or the only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only, or they.... they, or they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoooooooo. the the rest of us or something? I guess my question stands for unbutton Hawaiian shirt guys. Like, does one of them put it on and the other one's like, I was gonna wear mine today?

No, they both go, yeah, you look fucking dope as hell, dude. Man, Rob and I fight over who gets to our flannel. It's always him. Why, you look so good and fuck? I know! Man. Uh, But when you're both wearing flannel, people are like, oh, flannel guys. I hope Missy and I are often both wearing all black and I'm like, well, yes, it's your look. Do people, are people just like, oh, look, chubby ninjas? These people have just come from a funeral.

A very casual funeral. Cash fune. My funeral will be casual because I don't want, like I'm going to have a hot dog and nacho cart so I don't want people to get like condiments all over their nice stuff. I do. I want them to get their nice stuff messy at your funeral. You're in charge so you can run it as you see fit. I like being like the best man to your funeral. I mean Rob will probably be sad so he's not going to want to deal with it. I mean I would swoop in.

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He doesn't do a great job explaining it, and he immediately gets, like, combative with her. Katie, he's got a bit of a headache from thia. from wearing those glasses all day. Oh that's true, it does give you headaches we have learned. So he like rolls under an underpass, I don't know, he's fine. Yeah, he's got some cuts on his faces that go away almost immediately. Well, he's about to get some more cuts on his faces because what happens next? He goes back to the job site and he's hiding and waiting for Frank to get a drinky of water. And Frank comes over, and he's like, Frank, Frank, I gotta tell you something. And Frank says, fuck you, get the fuck away from me. How many people have you killed, you fucking asshole?

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It goes in the back of it, to get his glasses back and like manage the tip the whole thing out on the street. It's so fucking funny. And I'm like, why is this here? Why is this taking so long is a lot of notes that I have about this very not long film? It's like 97 minutes It takes forever And six of those minutes are one of the greatest scenes I've ever seen in my life

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you're fucking cheat. Yeah, there's a gentlemanliness to this about. And then he picks up a board and smashes out the back windshield of a car and realizes what he would have done if he had hit Keith David with the board. He's like, I'm so sorry. Yeah. And Keith David breaks a bottle and the bottle like is, uh, what is that? is a sugar glass. Yeah, yeah. So it just disintegrates in his hand. He's like, God damn it! And then proceeds to do a hundred nuts, knees to nuts dive bombs on him. He does.

They beat the shit out of each other. So good. But how does it all end up, Alan? With him, uh, putting the glasses on Keith David? Keith David's like, holy shit. It's like, don't you guys feel like dummies now, I'll bust it up about nothing. But I do love a worked up Piper. Piper, screaming, yelling, getting angry is like him at his finest.

Katie, I'm amazed that you didn't think this man was filled with one-liners after he said, life's a bitch bitch and she's back in heat. Yeah, I don't love that one. What? Okay. What does it mean? Your life's a bitch and she wants to fuck? Yeah, she's fucking you because she's life. I see. Well, I get it now. So they go get a room. They're just gonna chlax after they go get a room, they're just gonna tolax after they're fighting.

Yeah, they've got the sunglasses on, which is good because their faces are all busted up for now, and so that they can see if there are any aliens in this hotel. Where are the aliens from, Keith David asks? Roddy Ryder Piper's reply? Well, they ain't from Cleveland. I mean, that much is true. And then he just starts telling the story of child abuse and I just am not ready for this? Why is that in here? Let's give some depth of this character.

All right. I just, my old man took me out and beat the shit out of me? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So I left when I was 13 and I'm running ever since. Did you get married though? Maybe. To the rails. To the rails.

The rails are also wearing a gold ring. And Keith David was like, yeah. Keev was like, I'm actually a family man. I wonder if he's ever narrated an audio book, because I would really like that. Ooh, does some smooth, dulcet tones. I don't know if you could handle it. You're probably right, I'd never sleep again. He didn't read in like the twilight novels or something? Yeah, yay.

Very sexy. Sessy. So Gilbert is watching them. Yes, he has spotted them wearing the sunglasses. He invites them to a meeting. Yes. The world needs a wake-up call and we're going to phone it in. So they're at this meeting and they're so convinced there's some kind of signal, but I don't exactly understand what they're talking about with this signal. Like I don't understand what happens at the news station. Oh, it sends out the signal that makes everybody want to sleep and conform and obey. I thought that was the subliminal messaging in the signs.

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I'm so glad you're okay. She's like, I am so sorry, but he doesn't say anything back, Like, he's also, he should also be pretty sorry. He's not even mad at her. It's a real Justin Long. Oh my God, don't even start with me. So what happens then? They blew the goddamn wall off. No, before she says that the TV signal is clean. There's nothing going on at the TV station. Yes, don't worry about it, everything's fine there. How did the people at this meeting th thi thi me thi thi me thi me thi me thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, thi, thi, to fc' to fc, to fc, to fc, to fc, to fc, to fc, to fc, to fc, to fc, to fc, to fc, to f f fc. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu f f f f f f thu f thu fc. thu fc. thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu to fc. to fc. to fucking to, to, to, to, too, too, too, to too, to to to to to thu. there. How did the people at this meeting not know her as a bad guy?

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Frank, what? There's like, just be like they have guns on us right now. I love when they run out of the meeting and they run it onto the street, because for a split second you see one of my favorite stuntman, henchman, Al Leon. You might remember him from the Die Hard episode. He's the guy who eats the butterfinger or Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth. But he just like runs out and runs down the street away from everything. And I was like, you're just in this for no reason. You don't even see his face but I was like, I recognize that guy. That's so great. We hear a voice say, your wristwatch has malfunctioned. The entryway will

close in 10 seconds and there's a big old hole in the ground. Because there's some reason at the meeting they gave Keith David a watch and they're like, I can't figure out how it works. Yeah. He takes it and just throws it on the ground and opens. And it opens it opens it opens it opens it opens it gotten sunglasses contacts so that they don't have to wear the sunglasses anymore, which is very funny. Very funny. Because you can't have your stars and sunglasses the entire time. So they jump down this hole and they find themselves in this long basement sort of corridor,

which felt a little bit like the end of us to me. Right, or, uh, uh, cabin in the woods. Yeah, that's like this industrial. Yeah. And who do they meet down here? Buck Flowers? Buckflower and a tuxedo. But first they, okay, so they,

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And you're like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Like, how do these people benefit from the society? their their building? Because they're the people, no, not the people, the aliens. How do they benefit from the society? Oh, because they don't have to do any work because they've got these people to do work for them. What work?

What is Buckflower's doing? Okay, all right, all right, okay. Human Power elite. Human power elite? Ongoing quest for multi-dimensional expansion. That just sounds like a shitty wrestling tag team. Woodwatch. So they're wandering around, Buckflower sees them, and he's like, hey, I knew you guys would come around. Yeah.

You always struck me as smart. He did not strike me as smart, did Buck Flowers. You could put lipstick on that pig, but that's still a book flower at the end of the day. He takes them to a place where they see people their their their their their their their their their their their their they they they're they're their they're they're they're they're their thethe day. He takes them to a place where they see people getting like Star Trek beamed up. Uh-huh. Where are they? They go into their home planet, Alpha 7 Centauri Town. They see some like long string of alien names.

Something about bending the light? Mm-hmm. He doesn't know how it works. Then I just wrote satellites, thatlides, the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they go they're they're they're they're they're they're going they're going they're going they're they're they're they're they're they're they go. Where they go. Where they go. Where they go. Where they go. Where they go. Where they go? Where they go? Where they go? Where they go? Where they go? Where they they go they they they're they're they. He shows him the signal room, shows them the teleports. And they say you do it to your own kind. Like, we, and he's like, what's the threat? We all sell out every day. Might as well be on the winning team. I thought, I don't know, boy, capitalism.

So they start murdering fucking aliens. And meanwhile, Piper just fucking loves Holly now. Oh yeah, those eyes, those eyes, beautiful, beautiful eyes. Beautiful, beautiful eyes. Beautiful, beef eyes. Oh man, so they start murdering aliens and climbing the radio, or TV station flights of stairs and whatnot. Yeah.

Do you like that the alien cops have PKE meters from Ghostbusters? I didn't notice that. I'm so disappointed I didn't see it. You see it a few times. It's very funny. Yeah. So Holly turns heel. Yeah.

Oh, because they go upstairs to the TV station and they're like, hey, can you get us in there? We've never been in a TV station before. Can you show us how this works? Blackflower's like, I can. Those guys are personal friends of mine. Sorry, yes. So Holly shows up. And they go up to the roof. They all want to go to the roof for some reason, and they think that Holly's with them. And she's not, because we hear her shoot Keith David. We don't see his death, but we hear him get shot. So sad.

So sad. Like Holly, that wasn't cool. Yeah. So she comes up on the roof, theyper already is. shoots her. Yeah. She's got a gun on him also. Yeah. Because he's like, Holly, Frank, are you here with me? She's like, I'm here. I don't know if I'm with you. Turns around, gun. Yeah. So he shoots her. Yep. Then he gets shot. Yep. Then I wrote space lasers, question mark. Uh-huh. He looks at it through his contact lenses. he sees the space lasers. What are they doing now? They're making the space, so the conform and the consume and the merry and the reproduce.

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You know what? We all sell out every day. Might as well be on the winning team. Mama don't like no title tale. No. So this woman is apparently just watching commercials while she fucks. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi tick to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too to to tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip.s. Yeah. Yeah, she's riding a dude. Riding a dude. Just staring into the TV. He doesn't get to see it. Do it doggy style so you can both watch the Steelers game. I mean, what's it going. But what happens while she's fucking this dude? He's an alien. He's an alien all of a sudden? Because the laser's been shut off, so now they know what's real? Oh, right, because he hit it with a grenade.

Okay, well, whatever. You got it. I mean, I was really hung up on just watching, commercials while fucking. So I like kind of missed the ti-o'n't, throw a little titty at the end for you. They were like, oh my god, oh my god, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, no titties, no titties, oh fuck, some titties here at the end. Oh thank goodness. John, we're gonna need titties at the end of this movie. Yeah, and that is they live. Ten out of fucking ten. You are insane. Perfect. Perfect movie. It's not. It's not not not. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this crap ass movie. Yeah. This crap ass movie that you just called Perfect and gave it to, all right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean it's no child's play too, but. You know, I think this suffered a bit for me because I watched on the heels of Barbarian, which was such an enthralling movie that I couldn't take my eyes off of it, and this is really a slog at points. Sure. Even like the two leads that I really do love, it was, there were points where I was just like, my God, what am I watching?

I appreciate the messaging. I'm sad it's been co-opted by the right. I wish I didn't know that. Sorry. That's fine. I think that his messaging is very muddied by his inability to put this together as a Coherent story, you know, I just sure it reeks of Prince of Darkness for me in that way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're very similar films and a lot of ways. Yeah, it's just not for me. And I have to say I hate the score. I think the score is very bad and it- Oh, boom. No, you're doing George Sorrow good. T so good. T so good. T so good. T so good. T so good. T so th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th have to say I hate the score. I think the score is very bad. No, you're doing George Surrogue now. That's Bon Auanawha. Fair. I just cannot stand it. I just cannot stand that score. And I love his music. So I am going to give this a five.

It's very middle of the road. Shhh. You could not have expected me to have loved this movie. I'm melting. When I, when you were watching it, were you thinking like, I wonder what Katie thinks of this? Or were you just like, ah. Katie is probably so, she's probably fucking shirtless pumping iron right now. What would I mean? She's gonna hurt my tits so bad. You gotta wear sports, bra? Jesus.

Oh, now I'm offended. Your pecks are so strong from pumping ti- Oh, they just hold these tits up. Okay, great. Carry on then. I mean this movie for me like totally seeing it at 14 years of age and searing it into my brain at that point in time like yeah it's perfect is it like I understand yes you are correct but yes and I love it it fair enough what are we gonna do next week I already forget hold Katie, what are we doing next week?

Next week, we are doing that fucking Mick Foley movie I just learned existed. This is how our calendar works, people, 12-hour shift. Wrestling Rock Block. Wrestling Rock block. I'm very excited for that and I think they deserve it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm excited for this. I did, I had no idea. I mean, and I love David Arquette, so, who will be getting up there is one of the most, he actually might be the person we've seen the most,

because he's in every scream movie, which is five, and then he was in that one with the, he was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Oh true, true. He'll be in this, that's eight. I still think Dick Miller's got him, but... I'm gonna look it up, I'm gonna look it up, wish I'm gonna forget the second I walk out this room. Because Dick Miller's in every Joe Dante movie we've done. Which is a handful. And then twilight. And thine thine thine the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, he's, thi, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's th. He's th. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he th. He's, he th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He, he th. He, he th. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, thi. He's, thi. He's, thi. He's, thi. He'll th. He'll th. He'll thi. He'll thi. He'll thi. He's, thi. He's, thi. He's, thi. He's, th. He chopping mall so much. He just shows up in the most random-ass places. All right. Yes, so we're going to do 12-hour shift. Very excite. It's going to be great. Yeah, it's going to be terrible.things and made them great? Yeah, he spun gold at a hay. Really?

Yeah, you never read no rumple Stiltskin? I don't know nothing about no rumble stilt skin. I thought he was vanilla ice. That's Rob Van Winkle. Well, this is a mess. On that note, Katie. Alan. Thank you so much for listening to another episode of Wherewolf Ambulance. Bye-bye. Empty? Clear.

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