Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 424- Stoker (2013)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Alan. Hello Katie. I have a question for you. Yes. He's stooked. Oh, you might describe me? My personality? As a stoker. Would you say that you are stoked? Would you say that you are stoked? Mad stoked? toke? I know that are stoked? Mad stoked. I know that this movie is supposed to be artistic, but I just kept saying, Stooked. So stoked! You know what I am stoked about, Katie?

Starting point is 00:00:35 What are you stoked about? I'm stoked about a purchase that I made for us to enjoy together as friends. You're finally going to let me open it. We are going to try the Turner, Turner's Ice Tea and Iron City Beer Co-Lab. So I love that we're doing this because it's relevant to about 2% of our listenership. And probably those 2% have either already had it or would never drink it. Yeah. Iron City is our local beer. Icylide mango, as you know well know, is one of my favorite beers. Yes. You ever had Turner's? You drink Turner's? Of course I've had. What? I'm just asking. Yeah, it's brown sugar water. Of course I've had it, they call tea. You

Starting point is 00:01:13 carry it around in a carton, a jug, if you will, and you just carry it around with you in the summer while you're riding the turi. Yeah, the ttau. tun, tun, tun, tun, tunnel, tunner, tunner, tunner, tunner, tunner, tunner, tunner, tunner, tunner, tunnel, I's, I'm w. tunnel, I'm to to tunner, I'm tunner, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. What, I, I, I, I, I to. What, I I I I I I I I to. What, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to tue. I tue. I tue. I tue. I'm, I'm, I'm tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. Of. Of course, tu. Of. of late 90s, early 2000s, Pittsburgh Hardcore, right and remember the crucial unit 7-inch that was the Turner Ice Tee's carton for their front cover of it. I love that. Yeah. I know more than one person with the Turner's tea tattooed on them. Oh, I can't. I can only imagine. Yeah. Yeah, got lemons on it, which I find off pudding. Yeah, we need lemons in your iced tea. Do you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, let's try it. And it's also a malt beverage with natural flavor, which means there's no beer in here. The summer sensation now with no assembly required, like I'd previously

Starting point is 00:01:56 been mixing icy light and iced tea. And Turner's iced tea! Who? The most refreshing drinkthese three rivers have ever seen. Oh, it's definitely river water, too. It's just river water. There's no other agreement. All right, let's do it. I appreciate you buying these for us. Of course. I've been so excited for this. Oh, and I could only buy it in 15 packs, which was also hilarious. I asked Rob if you wanted me to bring some home for him, and he said, absolutely not. Salute. Me and the meal. I like it.

Starting point is 00:02:29 It's not good. It's definitely river water. I still taste it. It's like a cigarette after teeth. Yes! Like someone put out a smoke in your beer, which isn't a beer just a glass of brown water. Well, let me ask you this. Yes.

Starting point is 00:02:54 Do you like a mango? I know you tolerate them for my sake, but do you like them? I think by association I very much enjoy them because I associate them with you. That's lovely, but do you like the taste? Because I feel like this has got a lot of mango crossover here. Yeah, well it's got, I feel like you're fans of your, your hard selters might enjoy this. A shandy, your shandy drinker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll think what, four sips. The fourth one has been the best one so far. Okay. If it's really making me want a cigarette, because it tasks, it task like a cigarette. That's a lot of sips. He's chugging. Holy shit.

Starting point is 00:03:32 Better? It works. I mean, it really does just task like someone put an icy light in a Turner's iced tea in a cup. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. well done. It's like squeezing a lime into an icy light and calling it on a Toronto Corona. As I like to do. A joke for nobody. So anyway, this is good. I'm actually very much into it now. I'm a quarter of the way into this beer and I'm gonna say. Well, we have seven, or no, 13 more of them to get through.

Starting point is 00:04:01 How many do you think I can effectively put down tonight? I brought up four for the recording process. Let's see what happens. You want to drink that second one? Because I get three. Okay, well never mind then. I'm not a coward. You're not a coward. And that's why I love you. So this week we were going to discuss the film the others. Yes. But had a difficult time finding it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I ti. ti. try. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the YouTube's. I don't know what that is. I didn't see it on there. What is this again? What is this now? Bill Gates built the computer. And then he stuffed everything inside the computer and sometimes movies are there. Like, where does Steve Job come into it? Steve Job made the phone. Oh, that the computer became? Yes. Now you put the computer in your pocket for Steve Job. Thanks, Steve Job. Yeah, and then you wear a turtleneck, mock turtle only. And also, thank you, let's OG here. Thank you, Bill Gate.

Starting point is 00:04:52 I don't know why this is funny to me. But yes, so we had a hard time finding it. And Alan suggested we do a Nicole Kidman different film. Right, because the person who has requested this film wanted references to Days of Thunder a la Nicole Kidman and Days of Thunder. Let me out of the car. So I was like, well, let's get another Kidman joint in here. And so? We chose Stoker.

Starting point is 00:05:21 Stoked, I'm so stoked. Which is stoke my dude? I remember. Stoked, I'm so stoked. You're stoked, my dude. I remember, there is a heavy metal band called Metal Church. Metal Church. Yes. I feel like those are like youth-oriented skateboarding churches. Go on. You might like the song, Metal Church off the album Metal Church.

Starting point is 00:05:44 I love it when it's a triple threat. Like bad company. Yes, exactly or Big Country. Big Country. Yeah, yeah, I love a triple threat. Yeah. So, but when Middle Church got a new lead singer, and the first picture that I saw in the new lead singer, and the first picture that was this long long long long long long longoked. I was like, fuck, I want a stoked t-shirt.

Starting point is 00:06:07 Let's get, let's make that happen. This was like 1988. Wow. I feel like you can make that work now. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Sweet bus? I mean, Alan is at this moment wearing a tank top. A pink hair tie. And there's just, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. A. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. th. just a it's hot it's hot and it's like welcome

Starting point is 00:06:26 to Pittsburgh you get three days of spring it is 86 degrees today three days of spring it was a nice spring I enjoyed those days I enjoyed those day they were great but you also have things like iron city beer mixed with iced tea. You can't put it down, that's the problem. I put it down, I took another sip and then I was like, oh this again. We're back at the beginning and reset. Also I fear it getting warm.

Starting point is 00:06:54 Yeah, that's why I'm going so fast. Yeah. Yeah. So, Stoker, had you heard of this film before? Never in my life. Okay, I have seen this movie before. Okay. But, fun fact, I think it was during my real drunk times. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:12 The Dark Days as we like to call it. It was our dark days. And because I was like, this is a movie about vampires, yes. Because it's called Stoker, like Bram Stoker? Everybody is like dreary and dark-haired? Yes. Super pale. Why is this not about the... I literally, the credits rolled and I was like, wait, where are the vampires? No one sucked a single ounce of blood.

Starting point is 00:07:34 This is the opposite of the Glenn Dancing movie where none of them are vampires! What this movie presupposes is none of the vampires. Speaking of YouTube. Have you watched? the the the the the the thaaauuuice, have thia, have thia, have thia, have thia, have thia, have thia, have thiia, have you thiolk, have you thia, have you thia, have you thia, have you thia, thia, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi. tho. th. th. thi. th. thoooooooo. theea. thea. thi. thi. thooo. the vampires. Speaking of YouTube, have you watched the link that someone sent us? So I started watching the link for, what is it like, Devil Dog in the House of the Vampire? Yes, thank you. So, if you watched it at all? Uh-uh. I've been saving it. I don't know what for. The opening credits are five minutes long. Okay. And it's Devonsawaw riding on a horse? Okay. And it's Devonsawa riding on a horse. Okay. Escorting. An extremely buxsome blonde woman in Daisy Duke Shorts and nothing else.

Starting point is 00:08:16 What? Just tits to the wind. Wow. With dance, Glenn Danzig going, Death Rider! I'm in! Over and over and over. Oh. Wow.

Starting point is 00:08:36 Why doesn't he know any women who aren't adult film stars? That question answers itself. Yeah. So, no, I had never heard of Stoker. And I was like, in the Old West, women be wearing thesey dukes. Here's the thing about horses. You want your tits to bounce as much as they can. She's also like, you can see her roots.

Starting point is 00:08:59 There's just a lot going on that's like, Dad, Zig, this is not historically accurate. My knowledge of the Old West is such that this did not happen. We should do that as a live watch along. We should. Yeah, get Jamie on the horn. Yeah, get Jamie. I still need to set up a gift.

Starting point is 00:09:17 We should send him some of these beers. I don't think you could send alcohol to Australia. Why they go crazy. Alan's views on the Australians are not everyone's views on the Australians. This movie opens with ASMR and I'm already annoyed. What do you mean? She's talking like about how her senses are so acute and I hate it. Is this our first Mia Wazakowska movie? I think so. Okay, I couldn't remember if she was in the remake of Wickerman, but I think that's the other woman with a similar name.

Starting point is 00:09:58 Who gets kicked in the crotch by... Lili Sobieski. Yes, thank you. Yeah. She's just saying we're... I'm like watching this, like just shouting, like, just shouting, Lili Sobieski. Yes, thank you. She's just saying we're, I'm like watching this, like just shouting, what are you whispering about? It's mumble core. It's mumble core. Yeah. We are not responsible for what we have become to be. Like actually, yeah, you are. That's what life is. And to become adult is to become free. No, I have more responsibilities as I approach 40 than every year prior. Sure. Yeah, yeah. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I have more responsibilities as I approach 40 than every year prior.

Starting point is 00:10:26 Sure, yeah, yeah. What are you fucking talking about? Stoker? Oh, I have a question. Have you seen any movies by this director before? Let me take a look. He's a Korean gentleman? Yes.

Starting point is 00:10:40 His name is Park Jan Wook. Directed Old Boy, sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Lady Vengeance. No, the Vengeance Trilogy, if you will. No, thirst, no. Little drummer girl, no, but he's fairly prolific, huh? Yes. And I love his movies. What do you love? Old Boy is one of my, I would put it in my top 10 favorite films of all time? All time.

Starting point is 00:11:08 All time. It's fucking fantastic and bleaker than life itself. Okay. You know how I love a bleak. I mean, for you rolling around in sadness is like a happy sunny Saturday after a film. Uh, a man gets imprisoned for like 15 years by a kidnapper just gets stuck in a room and trains himself to seek revenge and become a killer while he's stuck in this room. Sure. At the beginning of the film we see his young daughter who he is separated from. And then hilarity ensues.

Starting point is 00:11:47 Sir, I don't think so. And as you could probably guess, sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and Lady Vengeance are equally bleak-ass movies. Yeah. He's great though. Thirst is also really good. It's a really weird take on the vampire myth. So he maybe just got his movies mixed up about which one was about vampires?

Starting point is 00:12:07 Well, I don't, I partly wonder if like naming this stoker was just to fuck with people. I'm sure it was. Yeah. Because the image, like the cover art, the poster art looks like their vampires. It looks like, and when we get, like, so we get the ASMR opening of like, you be the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I th, I th, I th, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. And, I'm, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, I'm, I, I'm, I, you'll be a freedom in adults, which we all know is a lie. Fuck you're talking about. You were free of step eight. Everything beyond that is fucked. Before that, not so great, after that, downhill.

Starting point is 00:12:33 I mean, granted, we can't have to have ice cream for breakfast. We can do that. I'll get like, I'll get the. I would argue that I can't do it. You just have to ignore the consequences, which is another thing you can do as an adult. Sir? After that we see a birthday cake lit and then a dome of like an anniversary clock placed over the birthday cake to extinguish the candles. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's odd.

Starting point is 00:13:06 It's a very beautifully shot scene. This whole fucking movie is gorgeous. It really is. And it's worth noting that this film was written by Wentworth Miller, the guy who was like, he was like, he was like the star of a Fox TV show called Prison Break. No. Yes. He the one with the tattoos? The Super Hockeye.

Starting point is 00:13:26 Oh, that guy. Yeah, he wrote this movie. So that's a little weird, right? Yeah, that's totally weird. Well, look at you doing research. Well, I have the Wikipedia up in front of me. I love it. the too research. You know about Wentworth. Sir? So this is how we learn of the death of

Starting point is 00:13:49 Richard. Yes. Father of India whose birthday it was. Played by. Dermit Moroni? Dermit. Moroni. Dermit. Dermit Moroni. You like Dermit Moroni? You like Dermit Moroni? You like Dermot Moroni? Who doesn't? I feel indifferent to him? What? What's to, what's to like? I just think of him being like in a movie with Julia Roberts? Holy shit, apparently he's an Insidious Chapter 3, which is a movie we're going to have to do it some point. Put it on the list. Let's skip two. We did too. Did we? Did we? Now, Enidious? Yes, that's the one the one the one the one that's that's that's that's the one that's that's that's that's the one that's that's the one the one that's the one where the one where the one the one where the one where the one where the one where the one where the one where thi. That's the one where thi. That's thi. that's? that's? that's? th. thi. th. th. th. that's th. that's that. that's that. I? that. that's? that's? that's? that's? that's? that's. that's? that's. that's. that's? that's. that's. that's? that's. that's? that's. that's that's that's the one. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's thi. th. that's thi. thi. I. I? that's th. that's th. I. thi. th. I? thi. I? thi. I? that's the one where they go to like England or something. No, that's the conjuring. Fuck! Dude, how are they different movies?

Starting point is 00:14:31 I'll skip to you, I don't give a shit. He's in Zodiac and Young Guns. I loved Zodiac. Sure. Yeah. Young Guns is a movie. Sure is. Um... Can I tell you a new thing I've added to my list of things I want at my funeral? I mean I need to be told since I am the one in charge of doing this. I know.

Starting point is 00:14:54 And I'm glad we're putting it all in the public record. Yes, exactly. So I'll be held to tell you I just hard-boiled two dozen eggs before you got here. Why did you hard-boil so many? Your house smells like heart-boiled eggs by the way. Oh I was going to apologize for that but I forgot to. No it's okay. A dozen eggs for e'clock to that. A dozen eggs for eaten. Mm-hmm. A dozen eggsay and I was like, yeah, you did, but you did it. You're like the first person in history. I'm proud of you. Anyway, I love the idea of devil eggs at a funeral, my goodness. Yeah, we have like during the service. It just seems saucy. Like as they come by the gasket, you're holding a tray, you're holding a tray of devil eggs thi. That's, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they. I they. I they. I have they. I have they. their to constantly their th. their th. thi. thi. thi. to to to thi. to have to have to have thi. their their to have to have to have thease thi, thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I have have have th. I have thi. I have thi. I have tree. tree. thaease. thaea. try. tree. tree. toye. tree. tree. tree. thae. thaease thae eating those devil eggs over my body. I want to be buried with whatever isn't eaten, it's just so hot mayonnaise, you know? You're going to get all these mannaysy devil eg kisses on your forehead as people go by?

Starting point is 00:15:58 You ever kissed a corpse? Yeah, I did. Oh, that's, I'm sorry. It was your mom, huh? Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. Did you have mayonnaise on your lips? Of course, it did. I'm a white guy. Let's move on.

Starting point is 00:16:14 So, Dermon Mollrune is dead. Yeah. He's been in some sort of accident, we learn at the funeral. And do you have this problem that I have? I forget how beautiful Nicole Kidman is every time I don't see her. Yes, but in this she's a bit uncanny valley for me. Okay. Something weird is happening to her in this. She does have that problem where I think there's too much Botox going on and when she raises her eyebrows, nothing happens. She's just a little weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird too too too too too thuuuuuuuuuu s th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah th. She's just th. She's just th. She's just thu. She's just thu. She's just thu. She's just thu thu thu thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. I think there's too much Botox going on and when she raises her eyebrows nothing happens. She's just a little, yeah, she's just too smooth. But like

Starting point is 00:16:48 Carlos Santana. And we, Robert Thomas. Don't forget Dr. Thomas. And like I, we've talked about this a hundred times but I, like, I can't imagine how hard it is to be like a beautiful ingenue and age. I mean for me. Yeah, go in. Go in. Come on. But yeah, every time I see her, I'm just like, fuck your goddame gorgeous.

Starting point is 00:17:16 She is a beautiful fucking human being. Yeah, heavenly. So while we're at the funeral by the graveside, India hears someone saying her name and sees a man standing atop a mausoleum at a distance. I was like, oh dad's hanging out here at the cemetery. He's a vampire. Of course he's a vampire. The movie's called Stoker.

Starting point is 00:17:34 Exactly. When the credit card comes up, it's like written and ink in like Brom Stoker's handwriting. Yes, it has, oh my god, such a bait and switch. And also, I don't know how long you stuck around for the end of the movie, but when it goes dark, there's a drop of blood that drips at the end of the film. Why though? Because vampires. Oh, they're all vampires.

Starting point is 00:17:56 Maybe it's like a real Billy Corgan about this. I don't know what you mean. The world is a vampire. Yeah, fair. And also going on Alex Jones talking about aliens. I wish that I could still like Billy Corgan. I mean, you know, the old songs, they're still jams. Yeah, oh yeah. I like this. I heard him his tiny desk concert version of tonight the other night and I was like, God damn that's a good song. He's a talented man. Real idiot. Yeah, real fucking moron. Fucking d'dong. Apparently not a good guy to work for in his wrestling promotion either, from what I understand.

Starting point is 00:18:30 Not many wrestling promotions are good to work for, except for our friends and enjoy wrestling, who are running a really nice promotion. We need to sponsor them again. Yeah. I would love love to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tha to the sma thuiting thus. thus. thus. thus. thoom so thoom so thoom so the the the thoom sooom sooom. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to work.... I swear to you if I'm there this time and I'll just scream, That's me! And Joy will be in touch. And then we cut to her playing the sad piano and her sad house being sad. Yeah, dude. India is the main character of this film. This is a very sad movie. It's a very sad movie. Did you like it, huh? Really did. And there's like a spider just crawling up her stocking

Starting point is 00:19:12 that she's like staring at. And I was like, you're a real, what's a Winuna writer's character and Beetlejuice? Lydia. I wouldn't say Badelia, but I knew that was wrong. That's, Delia is Catherine O'Hara. Yes, thank you. Yes, thank you. She's a real Lydia.

Starting point is 00:19:27 She's just given off like, yeah, sad, sad vibes. She is definitely a, I saw Beetlejuice and sort of remember it character. We learn that the maid Mrs. McGarrick has been leaving her the hidden presents? Yes, of the saddle shoes that she has a new pair of every year. It's weird. Yeah. I mean, saddle shoes are very childlike and we're told that she's 18. Right. But who is keeping her in this state of arrested development? It's not her mother? No. It's Mrs. McGarric or it's Charlie? I think it might be Robert, her father, as we learn later. Why would he want that though? Because he knows what she may become.

Starting point is 00:20:11 But his brother became that as a child. Right, and he's been trying to keep her from flipping the script and becoming that. I guess. That's the theory anyway. He'd have to talk to prison break and see what he was thinking when he wrote this. I do love the scene of her laying on her bed and she has all the saddle shoes around her, like getting smaller and smaller as they're panning across them. I love that too because you get this shot of like a box of saddle shoes that are like, yes, as you said, getting smaller and smaller and I was like, thi thian, thian, thian, thi thi, thi, thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus that's that's that's that's like, that's like, that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like was like, oh, this is the way they're going to travel back in time, and we're going to get a flashback of her being a child.

Starting point is 00:20:46 And no, she's held on to all of these pairs of shoes. She hasn't arranged around her on her bed. Which is, again, gorgeous and weird. Really distressing. Yeah, get rid of old shoes, people. Yeah, do we're doing here. I haven't noticed, it seems like maybe that lady didn't miss her Uncle Charles now. I was so happy for an Uncle Charles. Oh, we really haven't gone down the bones thugs around in a while.

Starting point is 00:21:14 Not since we stopped being able to put music into episodes and just putting in first of the month for no reason. Wake up, make up. makeup. And we learned from mom talking to Charles that Lydia's kills have been taxidermied by her father when they go out hunting. India. India, sorry, India. Yeah. Yes. And they had like a room full of taxidermied animals. Yes. And I guess he just learned it? Is that just a thing rich people learn? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Really? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the. And they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to animals. Yes. And I guess he just learned it? Is that just a thing rich people learn? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, taxidermy is what brings us all together. Really? Really? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, thrash people you were lying to me. When I go, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm lying. I need to just remember that. Because I just hear all those yes and I think he's telling the truth. There can't be

Starting point is 00:22:13 that many yes and this be a lie. Why would you lie that many times? So here's where I need to bring up something. Okay. Matthew good. to to to to to to the to the to to the to to the to the to to their their to to to their that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that their th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I their their th. th. that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that. that. that. that. that. that's th. that's th. th. their their their their their their th. I their the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th character playing Charlie Stoker. Okay. Has dead eyes. Dead as a doormail. His eyes have zero life behind them. He blinks and they open again and you're like, uh. He can't play good characters because he's upsettingly evil looking because his eyes are dead. Have you seen him in other things? He's in downtown Abbey. Okay.

Starting point is 00:22:47 He's in a terrible TV show called the Discovery of Witches. Oh boy. Or a discovery of witches? Do they ever find them? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a vampire who falls in love with a witch, which is forbidden. Oh yeah, I would think.. Is race, thiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho, tho. tho. tho. tho. tho, tho. tho. th. th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. He's th. th. He's thi. thi. He's thi. He's thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeat. theateat. theateateateateatea. theatea. theatea. thea. thea. He's theat is forbidden. Oh yeah I would think.

Starting point is 00:23:05 Cause you can't. It's race mixing, right? Am I right? We don't want that. Wait, what? That's awful. Who says things like that? Oh, people on the internet.

Starting point is 00:23:13 That's who says it. Go on. It's basically like a woman, a female, like Harry Potter that falls in love with a vampire and it's dumb. It's very dumb. Sounds like stupid making out. Yeah, yeah, it's very twilight. It's very like, yeah. You know how many requests we've gotten to do more to them? I ignore them. Delete, baby. We can't do anymore. The last one literally broke us. Yeah. Do you need a foot stool to put your foot up on? I just noticed it was there. No, we can both share it. So you look. You put your toes.

Starting point is 00:23:48 I put my toes and then we have a counterweight thing. Okay, right? You got it. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah. That's why I brought up stairs. I've had that stool since I was a 60s. Fuck you! So we meet Charlie. Yeah, of the Dead Eyes. He's very handsome, dead-eyed as fuck. Do you find him a handsome man? I think he's classically handsome. He's not my type. You know my type is a lot hairier and more dadlier.

Starting point is 00:24:20 You know, a little like a breeder like I'm usually attracted to. I only like men who seem like they could father a child. You have active seed? I can smell it on you. Like hard-boiled eggs. But who does think he's attractive is Nicole Kidman? Oh my God. She is so wet at her husband's funeral for her husband's brother Charlie.

Starting point is 00:24:45 She's just like, yeah, fine, let's do this 100%. I'm on board. My husband also a very handsome man. I find Dermon or to be an attractive guy. Okay. But yeah. She is... and she also hates her daughter, so... Why she hate her daughter so much? I think she resents having had a child, period. No matter what that child was, she wasn't going to like it. Okay. And then the child turned out to be so different from her and she was like, well, fuck you. And seemingly getting all the attention of the father as well, which she probably did not enjoy.

Starting point is 00:25:19 Yeah, I think that's kind of it. But yeah, I that's that's that's that's I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that's I that's kind. I that's I that's kind. Yeah. Yeah, I that's kind. Yeah, I that's kind. Yeah, I that's kind. Yeah, I that's kind. Yeah, I that's. Yeah, I that's. Yeah, I that's. Yeah, I that's. Yeah, I that's. Yeah, I that's. Yeah, I that's. Yeah, I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's I that's kind. I that's kind. I that's kind. I that I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind of a... But yeah, she's a horn dog in this. So we meet Charlie at the funeral and India's like, why didn't anyone ever tell me I had an uncle? Yeah, which is interesting. Yeah, yeah, we find out later why. Well, he's been traveling Europe. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And this might be why I thought this was a vampire movie because he's like, hey, I'm gonna be staying here for a while, but I need it to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be that's to be that might be why I thought this was a vampire movie, because he's like, hey, I'm gonna be staying here for a while, but I needed it to be your decision that it's okay for me to stay here. Again, I think it's like a red flag. Yeah, yeah, red herring, I was gonna say red flag, which is also true. Charlie is just a big red flag.

Starting point is 00:26:03 I mean, he really is. And there's this scene of him like in shadow holding a knife and it feels so like Hitchcock to me. Sure. A lot of things in this movie did. Yeah. And I feel like it's kind of a slow burn like Hitchcock as well. And I think the director is just a master of his visual craft in a lot of ways too.

Starting point is 00:26:25 There's a lot to look at in this movie. Yes, and some stunning like segues that happened later on in the movie. I honestly don't know that I had a second screen experience during this movie, which is unusual for me. Samseys. And I didn't really like it that much. But it keeps your attention. Mrs McGarrick is the hardest, the hardest, the hardest, the hardest, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is the hardest name to write down. My phone is just like, you mean McGarrick, right?

Starting point is 00:26:48 Dumb, dumb, you're fucking this up, right? She sees Charlie and she's like, nope, no, no, nope, nope, no, and they have a conversation, and it's heated. You can see that it's heated. She says something about having been doing his eyes and ears or doing his bidding in some way.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th, it. th, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th, it's th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's heated. She says something about having been doing his, being his eyes and ears or doing his bidding in some way. Yeah. All these years. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:11 What does it mean? I don't know. We don't know. We'll never find out because Mrs. McGarric. Yeah. Rip, Mrs. McGarick. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And we get the next morning in India like wants to mourn her father.

Starting point is 00:27:30 And her mom's like, I don't know, let's go for like a try. Let's go hang out. Maybe fuck your uncle. I don't know. What are you up for? Yeah. She's just has like real having a baby ruined my life vibes about her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uncool Nicole Kidman. Well, it's not, it's not Nicole Kidman. It's EV Stoker. Sure.

Starting point is 00:27:53 They're different, different people. Okay. I know how movies work. Sort of. You leave Nick alone. She's doing her best. Okay. I'm sorry. I forget that you're such a Nicole Kidman's Dan. I could take her or leave her, really. I think it is that giant head of curly hair and Days of Thunder is just like imprinted into my brain. Sure. I'm a real sucker for a giant head of curly hair. Yeah, that's being a teen in the 80s. It is. It is. It is.

Starting point is 00:28:23 So, when they leave, India goes through Uncle Charlie's bag. Yes. What does she find in there? Wait, what does she find in there? A squirt gun? That's right. She finds a squirt gun. A box that looks like the boxes her shoes come in. Yes, with a yellow ribbon on it.

Starting point is 00:28:43 Yes. So has Uncle Charlie been supplying her shoes this whole time? Has he? I think so. And then Mrs. McGarrick has been, that's what she's been doing the bidding of, facilitating the shoe givings. That's weird. Because I think her parents would be like, where are all these saddle shoes coming from? But Mrs. McGarran, it's like, I'm the shoe. I see. Yeah. And also earlier when she was talking to Mrs. McGarrick, she says, what is this key that I wear in a necklace around my neck?

Starting point is 00:29:14 What is this key for? And she's like, I don't know. It ends up being something very obvious. Yeah. Yeah. And then, so yeah, there's just like shoes and a squirt gun and then mom and Charlie come back and he's like, I brought you ice cream, vanilla and chocolate. Everyone's trying to force her to eat this ice cream. It's very weird. And Nicole Kidman says a very funny thing because, uh, India's like, I like it when it's swirled. And to Nicole Kim is like, you can swirl it yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself. You to, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, India's like, I like it when it's swirled. And Nicole Kim was like, you can swirl it yourself.

Starting point is 00:29:50 So, no, it's not the same. It's not the same as a chocolate twist is different. Chocolate vanilla twist is different than swirling it yourself. That's because chocolate vanilla twist is soft serve. Sure. And he brought home hard ice serve. So like, yeah, it's not the same. Yeah, of course it's not the same. It's not like better.

Starting point is 00:30:08 You're a soft serve man. Depends on what it is. Going out for ice cream, I want soft serve. I'm ice cream in home, obviously I want hard serve because I don't have a soft serve machine. What if you did? I'd probably be the coolest guy you knew. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I knew. I think so. But they get very dirty I've heard. Oh I'm sure I can only imagine. I'm getting into... Hold on let me finish this. Well I don't have to wait for you. It's getting warmer by the second.

Starting point is 00:30:33 Don't make me spit this sewer water across the room. How dare you? It's actually not that great. Okay here's where it falls. It's not nearly as good as a mango, but it's way better than their brief, Iron City, what was it? I see like berry? Mixed berry? Yeah, tasks of like tumbs, but not in a good way. Bed type candy. Yeah. Chugging it is a weird decision. How do you feel? Is there like aspartame in or something? Like, there's like a sweetness to it that's... That's the iced tea. A little cloying. I mean, my teeth feel like they're wearing sweater.

Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. My teeth feel like they're wearing shrugs from the early 2000s. This is not an icy light. This is a classic iron city. Yes. So it's a harder drinking beer. It is a 4.2% alcohol. Oh, fuck. How am I going to get home? Fine, after you tug that thing and spend another hour talking about a movie.

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Starting point is 00:32:09 She's at high school. Dudes are being mean to her. Yes. Those dudes take art class? And also why wouldn't she go to fancy private school? Is that the fancy, I don't know? No, that was clearly public school. Sure, it's true. What does the guy say to where he rolls up during he's like, this threatening her somehow and then the

Starting point is 00:32:30 professors like, like, stick to the program and she's like, I'd like to stick my program and something. She's like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Stick to the program. But when she leaves school that day, Charlie is outside waiting for her. In his like pleaded slacks with his, whatever that car is. I am so jealous, like as a man who is weirdly shaped and very tall, I have a really long torso. Um, I'm so jealous of dudes who can just throw on clothes, and they just like wear them so well, tall. I have a really long torso. Okay. I'm so jealous of dudes who can just throw on clothes and they just like wear them so well. And this you wear a clothes.

Starting point is 00:33:10 Oh I do wear a clothes. Yeah, but like this dude like is one of those people who just like puts on an outfit and you're like, fuck that's a good looking outfit. Yeah, I feel that. He's like he could be a model I would say. With his dead dead, dead th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I thi. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I theeeeeeeee. I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I th. I thee. I th. I th. I th. I would say. Like he's with his dead, dead eyes. He could be a mannequin. Yes, he is a mannequin of people. You're absolutely right. But like, this is such a, like upper middle class rich aesthetic that this film is going for, right? That this dude nails.

Starting point is 00:33:41 Yes, for sure. Like everything's like mustard with a white collar, but like looks good, doesn't look dated, looks very fresh and like, he's just. He looks expensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's like, he's leaning back on like a, what is like an old model,

Starting point is 00:33:57 Mercedes or something with that's like a, a convertible and a cool car. And the whole, whole like every girl at the school is like oh my god I'm gonna look at right now and I was like he's gonna eat every last one of these teenage girls because he's a vampire he will be eating these children nope no no he won't no they won't so so who shows up that night oh you talk about my girl Andy Jen I love Andy Jin to to talk to Nicole Kidman th to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the tho- tholl the the tholl- the thi- thi-I thi-I tholk tholk to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to to to to to to, Andy Jin. Yeah, Andy Jin shows up to talk to Nicole Kidman. Yes. And she says something about how Charlie's been in Europe and Antie Jin goes, Europe? And we're all like, dun, dun? Yeah. Because earlier he's like teaching her French, teaching Nicole Kidman French. I mean like, oh, well, they love you in France. Yes. You have such a great great th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the thi to thi. to tooo. toda today too too too too too too too. I mean like, oh, they love you in France. Yes. You have such a great accent.

Starting point is 00:34:47 And he's talking about all the places he's been and all the things he's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no one says, like, what do you mean, Auntie Jen? No, they do not. They get mad at her. And India's like, you could stay here, this house is huge, and we have rooms, and I'd love to hang out with you and get to know you because you're now a great aunt that I've never met before and I'd like this to change.

Starting point is 00:35:13 And Nicole Kim is like, is she though? She should leave right now. Yes, so she goes to a hotel that she lies about. Well Charlie's like where are you staying? And she says the built-I thmore. Yeah. And then gets in the cabin goes what else she got besides the builtmore? Right. Which I was like, IndyJun is smart. Indy is smart. She ends up at like a CD motel. Yeah, which just seems skeved out the whole time. The phone breaks. She goes to use the phone booth and she looks through the window and Charlie's walking up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's like the they's like they's like they's like they. Well. Well. Well, they. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. I I I. I. I. I's is. I. I. I. I. I. I's is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, the. And. And, th. And. And, th. And. And. And, th. And. And. And. And. And, th. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. I's. I. the use the phone booth and she looks through the window and Charlie's walking up towards her. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:46 Although we should mention that there's been two meals that Charlie has not eaten at again because he's a fucking vampire. Why does he not eat? Because like even when what's revealed is revealed it's like, well, you still have to have nourishment. That's why your clothes look so good. Nothing Chase has good as skinny feels. If anyone ever says that to you, they're not your friend.

Starting point is 00:36:11 They're not your friend. And they've never had peanut butter because that's just a fucking lie. Exactly. Or this iron city beer or icedy. Or a fluffer nutter sandwich? A really good blondie, browned butter. Yeah A Reese's egg? I love a Reese's egg. I would say Cadbury, Cadbury Cream egg, but they just taste like diabetes.

Starting point is 00:36:30 Yeah, I mean, those ones hurt your teeth. Yeah. I give you a real good sugarhead, though. You feel real crazy after you've had one of those. Get worked up. So yeah. So, that th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that's that's that's the the the the the the the. the. the. I' the. I'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I's they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I tha. I's that. I's that that that that that thi. I'm ta. I'm toda. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. today. today. today., which we're told is Richard's belt. Yes. That keeps coming back, the belt, and I'm not exactly sure what the motif is there.

Starting point is 00:36:50 I don't know, I'm killing your aunt with your father's belt. I guess so. No, with your brother's belt. Your brother's belt? Yeah. Wait, who's brother's? Yes. He takes off the belt at a woman who's trapped in a phone booth, which is very upsetting. Very upsetting.

Starting point is 00:37:06 Yeah. And he kills her. We don't see it then, but we know it. Yeah. And then in the next scene, India finds Mrs. McGarric in the freezer. You're like, oh good, he's an old lady murderer. I'm so glad I'm here for the old lady murders. What's her reaction to finding a body in her basement? Just puts the ice cream back on top of the space. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And at this point we realize India may not be well. She a vampire too? Would that she was.

Starting point is 00:37:35 So she's eating ice cream in the basement next to her dead, former housekeeper slash nanny slash whatever while her uncle is killing her great aunt in a CD hotel's phone booth two glasses and a bottle of wine. Yeah. Nicole Kidman is like, yeah, my husband's dead for like 48 hours. Can we just do this? Fuck? And then she goes through his bag. Yes.

Starting point is 00:38:22 She seems like non-plus by any event. Yes, yeah, yeah. She's like, this is any event. Yes, yeah, yeah. She's like, this is not going to slow down. Have you seen his cold dead eyes? Just imagine how cold and dead his dick is. Vampire Dick. So then cut to, we're back at school?

Starting point is 00:38:42 Yes, one of the bullies is like messing with India and she just stabs him with a pencil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I liked a lot. A premeditated pencil that she was like pulled out before she went outside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's like a, you think it's like a hunky yet sensitive guy who comes to her rescue? Yeah. Wip? Whoop? Whoop? He hangs out with Trig? Trig. Trig and Whip. So she stabs this fella in the hand and then Whip is like, hey, why don't you leave her alone?

Starting point is 00:39:13 Yeah. So hunky yet, sensitive. It's like just slowly at an old-timey hand sharpener. Yeah. It's great. Not into an electric sharpener. There's just... And then there's this lovely transition of her opening her pencil box and then the freezer, the chest freezer lid opening. Yeah. That was really beautiful.

Starting point is 00:39:39 Again, the segues. Gorgeous. Yeah. We've been told that Nicole Kidman was a music teacher, and that Charlie can't play the piano. Oh, he can't? No, now we can jam. We can jam together.

Starting point is 00:39:58 We can do an erotic duet together. Just uncle and niece. So weird. You're just like, is this a weird sex thing? Like, get away from her. Oh, it's 100% a weird sex thing. Why? I don't know that he was ever there, though? Oh, you think this is a fantasy she's had?

Starting point is 00:40:16 Yes. But it doesn't, Nicole Kinman later confront him about not being able to play the piano? Oh maybe, maybe. But she like, she's like, I love this like, almost like Victorian chasteness of this. Because the way we know that she is aroused by being close to her uncle is she leans back into him with her eyes closed, and then you see her knees go weak, and her like feet go up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's no longer pushing the pedals. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:47 Weird. Yeah. But just like really well like, like a very much like show don't tell situation and like very well handled. Oh for sure. That could have been a lot grosser I guess. Yes. Yeah. Nicole Kidman is not quite pulling off a confused face at this point. It's like slightly perplexed at th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Nicole Kidman is not quite pulling off a confused face at this

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Starting point is 00:42:53 She bites his lip and he's like, ooh, you're a real she-devil. And you're like, oh, she's a vampire. Yeah, of course she is. Nope. She's not. She's just someone who's about to be assaulted. He sucks. It turns out I'm such a bad judge of character. You thought Whip was a good man. I did think Whip was a good man. No one named Whip is a good man. No, I mean I guess whip is probably not his given name. Although that is what the police officer only refers to him as and I thought well maybe. So you can't chase someone if your pants are around your ankles. So you can't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, you thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. W. thi. W. W. Wip is a thi. Wip is a thi. Wip is a thi. Wip is a thi. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. and just like, you are just put yourself in a very vulnerable position, sir. Oh, so you can't chase someone if your pants are around your ankles? Exactly. Yeah.

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Starting point is 00:44:07 Yeah. And then she starts kicking Wilp. Wilp. Wilp? Wilp! This is what happens. Kicks Whip. And Charlie is real smiley now.

Starting point is 00:44:17 And then he breaks his goddamn neck with that belt. Yeah, and she's like I've never been hornier than than than that. God, when she's jerking off to it in the shower, I thought about how you're always afraid of finding your thing. And I was like, this is exactly that moment. Exactly. What if your thing is your uncle, Dan, on top of you? Yeah, your uncle breaking a man's neck as he lays above you. I do it... Oh, I hate it. I just thought about like my Uncle Dan doing then, being like, that does not do it for me.

Starting point is 00:44:48 It's a very linchy-in thing too. It feels very David Lynch to me of like someone crying and that crying turning into masturbating. Has that ever happened to you in your whole life? Oh yeah, I'm just crying. Tears as lup. Wow. That is the most emo thing you've ever said. You've said a lot of really emo things. But yeah, this is her kink. It's like so glad my kink isn't broken next.

Starting point is 00:45:20 You know, I'm so glad. But I really like the thing of like, we see them come back to the house, we haven't seen anything beyond the murder. And she's covered in dirt. Yeah. Well, that's weird. And she goes to take a shower, which is when the crying and jerking happens. But during the crying and jerking, we see like the burial of whip. And this is what she's jerking off to is remembering, theying the man who tried to assault her. In their own garden. In their own garden. Put them under balls.

Starting point is 00:45:49 It's so obvious. So she's, in the next scene, she's brushing Nicole Kidman's hair. So she's brushing Nicole Kidman's hair. She asks Nicole Kidman to brush her hair. And Nicole Kidman's like, I don't do that, I've never done that. Ew, why wouldn't I brush your hair? Yeah. So she's brushing Nicole Kidman's hair and there's another really lovely transition of from her hair being brushed to the weeds in the wind. Yeah, yeah, lovely.

Starting point is 00:46:13 Where she transitions to seeing her and her father hunting pheasant. Yes. And we see her father side-eyeing her, and you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their, their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. And then then, thi. thi. thi. thr. throwneeananananananananan, thoooooooooooomoomorrow, thee, thee, thee. thi, thi like oh he's teaching her to hunt. Oh no he may actually just be scared of her. Yeah. Put a keep an eye on what she's doing with that gun. Great. Yeah, really well done. Again, show don't tell. Show don't tell. Here's a good note that I have. Now she's jerking it. Horny for murder nut. Murt not made me laugh for a really long time. I apologize to everyone.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the nut made me laugh for a really long time. I apologize to everyone out there. Murder not sounds like the name of a true crime podcast where that's also comedy. We get fucked up on ice to tea. Turner's. It takes a while. It takes forever. We get real fucked up, then we puked, and we make fun of people who have died. Yeah, for theakes forever. We get real fucked up, then we puke, and we make fun of people who have died.

Starting point is 00:47:05 Yeah, for their families to hear. Yes, for their families to hear. The podcast is not for the public. We send them directly to the families. We cut out the middleman. That's right. I want to feel their nut. That's the only way I can go. She figures out what the key opens.

Starting point is 00:47:28 Of course she does. It's her dad's desk drawer, which I feel like a little awion. I probably would have tried that first. And what's in there? A small box? A small box? A small box? Pictures of some kid.

Starting point is 00:47:39 Who is Jonathan? Who is Jonathan? There's a gun in there too. There's a gun. Yes. And there's a bunch of letters from Hogwarts. Why does he write in that font? Because he's a vampire. He's also a beautiful artist. He draws pictures of all the places that he's been, like Reykjavik and France I assume. Some other European place. But his letters are such that you understand he's obsessed with his niece, whom he's never met. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I wish I could hug you.

Starting point is 00:48:18 I know you feel the same way I do and stuff like that. Yeah. It's really upsetting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this where we get the flashback of the younger brother? Or does that happen later? Well, first she turns over all the envelopes and sees that they're all postmarked from Crawford Institution in Crawford PA, Pennsylvania. Yeah. A good place for her. No, I've never been to Crawford? Coney out like. Okay. Okay. It's fine. It's. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's all. Yeah. It's all. It's. Yeah. It's all. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. Yeah. It's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah............................................... It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. a good place for a- No, I've never been to Crawford. Coney Out Lake. Yeah, okay.

Starting point is 00:48:46 It's fine, yeah. Nice. Nice. A little amusement park there. What was that called? Coneyot Lake Park. Aptly named, it's right on Coneyot Lake. That's just information.

Starting point is 00:49:00 I said, ooh, that's pretty local. Is it out in Western Pennsylvania? Yeah, it's like, it's north towards Erie. It's like where Meadville is. I think Meadville is the seat of Crawford County. Why do I know these things? I've been to weird hardcore shows in Meadville. Yeah, Meadville's all right. Yeah. You have somevania, because vampires.

Starting point is 00:49:27 So, and we see that in the pictures with the kid, Jonathan, are also a young Charlie and Richard. Yes. It seems that Jonathan is the baby. He's a little baby. This must be where we get the flashback of the murderer. Yes. We're talking about how the flashback of the murder. Yes, we're talking about how Jonathan loved to climb the stairs. He loves steps. He just love stairs. I was like, oh I have the feeling he will die doing what he loved. So we see that Richard has gone to mow the lawn and Charlie has. First of all they live on an estate.

Starting point is 00:50:05 I'm sure they have a gardener. For sure. Okay. And Charlie, but Richard just loves Moan. He loves to mow. And he loves Jonathan, we're told. Yes. He loves the baby.

Starting point is 00:50:15 Yes. And before he loved Jonathan, he loved Charlie. So, Jonathan has done, stole that love. And Charlie is a child actor who looks very, very surly. So you know it's not going to end well. So he built a giant sand castle at the bottom of the slide, using all the slant that was at the bottom of the slide making a pit. He, I mean for him to dig a hole that deep,

Starting point is 00:50:40 first of all, several things. Yeah. Sandboxes don't go that deep into the the the the to the to the the the to the the to the the the the toe into into into the the the the the the the the the the all, several things. Sandboxes don't go that deep. You don't dig a pit into the center of the earth and fill it with sand. Kitty, you obviously don't hang out with the uber rich. I guess I don't. Yeah. Also, we see when he like gets the idea to do it that Richard is trying to start the lawnmower, and by the time really big hole in the sand? Takes a long time. Well, we also learn that Charlie is a speedcastler.

Starting point is 00:51:12 Okay. He makes speedy sand, no we don't. No, it's fine. So he takes Jonathan to the top of the slide up a set of stairs, which he loves. Loved stairs that he loves. He loves. He loves that fucking kid. Sends him down the slide and then pushes the sand castle on top of him. Making sand angels on top of his dead brother when his brother finds him. Burying your baby brother alive in sand. And also we have seen India making like snow angels on her bed.

Starting point is 00:51:41 Yeah. And you're like, fuck. But this was one of those things where it's like, oh, that's kind of weird. And then I had that thing that probably normal people who watch horror movies have where I was like, oh, fuck, there's a kid at the bottom of that hole. Yeah. That's awful. Yeah, good. You got the disgust dragon. Yeah. I just feel so empty. No, that's horrible. It's a vile. And you see it, it's shot from above with the kid, with a baby Charlie making snow angels,

Starting point is 00:52:14 sand angels on top of the pit and you're like, he's under there. And Robert like suddenly started to like, like a dog dig up the sand to try to go. And it's crazy that he realized that. He didn't just think Jonathan had wandered off and the other kid wasn't watching him. He like knew that his brother was capable of that. His brother had to have been like murdering squirrels and shit. Oh yeah, that kid definitely heard animals.

Starting point is 00:52:34 Probably had a bad head injury. Oh. That's some facts you know about serial killers. It's true. I learned it from Murder Nutt. So, then we get the flashback of him being picked up at the hospital. Richard, so where we learned that, I don't remember how we learned it, but that Charlie could have been discharged from the hospital long ago, but he stayed there purposefully until India's 18th birthday. Yeah. Gross! And he is picked up by Richard, who is just so uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:13 Yeah. What with him murdering the other brother and all? And also writing all those letters that Richard has had to hide all these years about how he's obsessed with his daughter? Yeah. May be so upset. Mm-hmm. A little bit.

Starting point is 00:53:27 Little bit. Glad Uncle Joe just wants to watch wrestling in Godzilla with Lucy. It's much kinder. So we see that in his, like, he was, when he's taken to the institution as a child, he has the water pistol that we see in his bag earlier in the movie. Right, he's like fucking with it on the drive there. Yes, yes. And so when Richard goes to pick him up, he's like, he's speaking French to the therapist,

Starting point is 00:54:02 institution lady. Yes. She's like, thi, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. he's he's he's he's hea. he's he's he's he's he. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's too. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. thi. He's thi. He's th.ist, institution lady. And she's like, oh, you're going to do great, buddy, go out there and take it. And she goes in for a hug, and he's like, nope. Oh, wait, my brother's watching. I love hugs. Did you feel like she was a little hesitant, though, about him? That she was like, ah, arm's length. I don't, I was more of watching dead eyes to see thu.

Starting point is 00:54:26 how he was going to react. So I didn't quite grab her reaction. I should have. I apologize. So they're in the car. Yeah. And Richard drives the car to his car, which is parked some ways away. Yeah. They're in the cool car, whatever that cool car is. And he tells him, Richard tells Charlie that he has rented him an apartment in New York. He's giving him this car, a bunch of money, a passport, like all kinds of shit. And Charlie is like, well, why aren't we going to your house? And crying, yes. And he's crying, yes. Yeah, and I was like, oh, this is the first time we've seen real emotion on this man.

Starting point is 00:54:57 He still doesn't look real. He still looks like a sobbing. And so he kills Richard. With a rock, beats him to death with a rock. He goes outside pukes, grabs a rock and beats his brother to death. Yeah, that's rough. Two instances of fratchercide in this man's history now. Yeah, where once there were three now, there's a one. Poor Auntie Gin isn't even here to mourn them all.

Starting point is 00:55:24 Oh, poor them all. Oh, poor anti Jin. Yeah, Antigin deserves better. Also, how do you get a nickname like Gin. Ah, I don't know. Is it like a Guinevere thing? Maybe. Geniv.

Starting point is 00:55:37 I guess that's Janiv. Jinniv. Yeah. That's because I'm from here. Jennifer O Ginny. Oh,'s Virginia. Oh Virginia, it's got to be. Get in touch if you're an auntie, Gin. Yeah. Only if you don't have any nieces or nephews I do not want to be. Yeah, no. Oh so now Charlie's back at the house.

Starting point is 00:56:00 And he tells her he's teled her all of this, right? That he's like murdered for her? I think so because he's back at the house. And he tells, he's tell her all of this, right, that he's like murdered for her? I think so, because he's given her the shoes. He's given her another box, but inside their stilettos. Yeah. I think they're Loubatons? I don't know if that's how you say that word, but they have that red inside heel. I think it's thii. I th. thi it's thi, it's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's. I think, thi also the first time you try to walk in really high heels, it's so challenging. She just like manages it, which I have a hard time believing. Going from like a no-heel saddle shoe into those things. On like a fast staircase. And he says, happy birthday India, and I think he goes in to kiss her? It starts getting a little close, yeah. And th and th and th and the the they, and they, and they, and they, and th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's, thi's, th. th. the th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, the the the the the th. And, the thi. And, the the the the the t the too. And, the the the too. And, the the the too. th. th. th. goes in to kiss her? Starts getting a little close, yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:45 And then mom's like, hey, I think this is when the cop shows up. Oh, okay. This is when the cop interferes. Because this is my next one, she says, even the cop calls him whip. So they got cop blocked, if you will. They get cop blocked. She lies to the sheriff and when her lies start falling apart, Uncle Charlie rolls in and he's like, actually, she was home at 830 and she did this, that, and the other thing. And then she's like, I fucking love you.

Starting point is 00:57:13 Yeah. Please don't fuck your uncle. And Nicole Kidman is so upset by seeing their closeness that she burns all the dead birds, I think? All the tax-determined birds. But also before the sheriff leaves he columbos, which is he leaves and then walks back and he's like one more thing. Have you heard from Mrs. Garrick? Merrick. At any point? McGarric. As she come back and they're like no no she has I know oh cool so there's a lot of disappearing people around y'all okay okay that's what's up and then Charlie's like pack it back we're going to New York tomorrow morning tomorrow

Starting point is 00:57:57 morning tonight but Nicole Kidman's all drunk yeah and she's like at some point in our lives we decide that things are screwed up beyond repair. So we decide to start again, wipe the slate clean, start fresh. I was like that's not a great reason to have children. You should go to therapy. I was going to ask, is that why no? I mean perfectly, perfectly. Well, I mean, there is some element in having and raising a child of like I need to write the wrongs,

Starting point is 00:58:24 , the wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong, to, thoomomom, there is some element in having and raising a child of like, I need to write the wrongs of my own past. My entire focus is just on being better than my parents. Sure. But that's not the only reason. Mostly I just need someone to laugh at my fart jokes. So far, so good. Nailed it.

Starting point is 00:58:37 Nailed it. Now, that kid loves fart in the car and get out. Did I tell you this? And when I get back in my car, I'm like, oh! Every fucking day. She holds it. She controls it. She's a heavy farter, just like her mom's.

Starting point is 00:59:00 That's true. So mom sees their intimacy, and then that's when she delivers the speech to India. And then... She says, you know, we want someone to actually get it right this time, which I thought, oh that kind of does ring true. And then she said, but not you. I can't wait to watch life tear you apart. Ouch! Sick, man. That's a brutal burn. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:27 Uh, so then mom invites Charlie to her room? Yeah, you probably ought to kick him out of the house. And he's like, India pack a small bag, just a tiny little bag. What does that mean? I don't know. That means no deodorant or? I do. Oh man, not to diverge too quench, but I got this. I'm always trying like new hippie-assed deodorants because I want deodorants that don't have like plastic casings and don't have aluminum in them.

Starting point is 00:59:58 I have bad news for you. The aluminum is what keeps you from stanking. So I've had this deodorant that through the winter I've been like, this shit is killing it. It's doing a great job. First day over 80 degrees, I got her from work and I was like, I fucking smell like I'm smuggling hoagies over here. Yeah, you got some cumin in there. So my raw sugar deodorant is not killing. Raw sugar? Maybe you're supposed to eat it. Put it in your coffee. Gross, by the way. Um, so Charlie and mom have an interaction that turns into a makeout sash.

Starting point is 01:00:38 Yeah. That turns into a murder sesh. Yeah, he pulls off her husband's belt. Yeah, classic. Classic Charlie. Classic Charlie. And he sort of like presses her face into his and gets all bloody, like I don't know, what is happening here? And then India shows up with her gun and is like, hey, and shoots her uncle off her mom. Yes, she does. And I all know that beautiful hardwood. And then presses her face into his face. That's like, hey, hey off her mom. Yes, she does. I all know that beautiful hardwood. Presses her face into his face.

Starting point is 01:01:09 That's it. So that she's covered in blood. That's what it is. And then her mom is like, you're terrified. Yeah, she's totally freaking the norms right now. And then we see like bloody drag marks and she's taking the uncle out into the lawn and buried him under a ball. Yeah, and she gets in his car and leaves. Yeah, wearing her dead dad sunglasses.

Starting point is 01:01:30 Wearing her dead dad sunglasses. I like those a lot. Yeah, those are sharp. I've got to find sunglasses like that. Hey, if you guys have a line on those, find me those dead dad sunglasses. Is Tom Ford the designer that I th. This th. This th. This tht. This tht. This tht. This tht. tht. tht. tht. tht. tht. tht. tht. thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, the th. We're the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. We th. We th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. thi, thi, thi. thi. thee the the the the the the the the the the theee the the the the the. We the. This feels like very like... What? Let me look up something real quick. Sure. I will describe how India immediately gets pulled over in the car by the sheriff and gets kind of like Lolita sexy with him where she's like, I was trying to get pulled over by you and then murders him with headstrumers Yeah, yeah like that

Starting point is 01:02:08 ACAB baby, so Tom Ford is a fashion designer that did a film called a single man Okay, which is about a gay man in the 50s whose partner dies and then like how he's like can't go to the funeral and all it's really well done But it's heartbreaking gorgeous in the very much the way this movie is like everything is so well designed yeah so that's why those glasses made me think of Tom Ford okay so yeah she kills the fucking cop and then we get like a repeat of the opening a SMR sequence where she's we see these white flowers that we saw white and red because the sheriff's blood is on them. Right, and then the credits run backwards, which I don't know how I felt about that.

Starting point is 01:02:49 I don't know how I feel about that. I don't know how I feel about that. Yeah, no, either. It feels like being different for Let's go. All right. I was talking to Missy and I was like it's about vampires. so I'd seen this before. I thought it was about vampires. Yeah. Yeah. I was talking to Missy and I was like it's about vampires. She's like no. I think I think it's about vampires. It's called Stoker. Right there in the title. Yeah. Yeah. I thi. I was to to to miss. I was. I was. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to miss. I was to to to to to to to to to to miss. I was the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to miss. I was to miss. I was. I was. I was. I to miss. I to miss. I the to miss. I the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. the. the. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. the. to. the. to. the. Right there in the title. I think it's gorgeous. I think it is very well written. The job went Worth Miller, hot guy from Prison Break, a show I never watched but saw ads for and thought you were hot.

Starting point is 01:03:39 Isn't the other brother in prison break, the one that's in that grave dancers movie. Oh my god, really? We should do that again. I'm gonna give this movie Nate. Wow. I think this is a very well done beautiful, atsy farce. There's also a great... Yes, the guy's in prison. The guy from Prison Break is the guy with no neck from...

Starting point is 01:04:04 No neck of the guy from prison break is the guy with the with no neck from no neck in the giant head yes grave dancers are they dancing on those graves what are you doing there I think that there's just something very like satisfying about watching this film okay mm-hmm how about you um how about you you know I don't I'm generally a slo burn for me tends to be one that I enjoy less just because I don't the tel the the the th th th th th th th th th th th they th th th th th they th they they they they th they they th they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're to the to the the the the the to the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they slow burn for me tends to be one that I enjoy less, just because I don't have a lot of time. You're a quick burn lady. I'm a quick burn lady. Get in and get out, thief and the night.

Starting point is 01:04:35 I enjoyed this. I am disappointed that it wasn't about vampires. I think there's a weird bait and switch there, and I don't understand what the purpose of that is, because it's clear that it's channeling vampires. And I don't know if that's a commentary on like passing of mental illness from generation to generation. Right. I feel like it has to mean something, that there are all these vamperic references and no actual vampires.

Starting point is 01:05:02 None of them are fucking vampires. Yeah, and sort of like feeding off of the pain of others, like, specifically family members. Okay, yeah. Yeah, there's sort of this, yeah. But like, I also just wanted to see that guy eat some teen girls. So, um, I'll give it a seven. Okay. I enjoyed it.

Starting point is 01:05:20 I love it. Really sad though. Super bleak. Looking it to your uncle killing a man is rough. Or, yeah, you're thanks. It's the only way I can murder nut. I mean. Check us at a murder nut. Angelfire.com. Katie. Katie. Can I read you a few messages from Patron? How many? Because this Icy-T has made me really have to pee? Oh, it's just two. Let's go. This comes from from. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to your. to to to your to your to your to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I to pee. Oh, it's just two. Let's go. Okay, go. This comes from Mo. Mo says, hi Mo, it's fine with me. I love the show and we're great to hear you guys on GAM. Take care.

Starting point is 01:05:54 Thank you, Mo. It was great to be on GAM. Yeah. You takeanks, no. Short and sweet, I love that. Quick burn. You know what, getting it out. Beef in the Night. This is from listener Jason. A patron Jason. Hello Jason. You can just use my name, Jason Rubberson. I found the show through God awful movies, the Exorcist 2 episode. Oh my God. We so delightful. We owe them our lives. Yes. Uh, all the gam-heads out there, the gammers, the gam-jammers, whatever they call themselves. You know what, though? Make new friends, but keep the old.

Starting point is 01:06:35 One is silver and the other's gold. Oh, very sweet. Because you were never in brownies. No, I'm not allowed to be. I think the scouts have been accepting, um... Has it gone the other way? Has the Girl Scouts been accepting? I think so.

Starting point is 01:06:51 Okay. I don't know. The kids are not a girl scout. Not yet. My kids just farting and playing video games. Different kind of brody. What have I done? I've Nicole Kid meant into this thing. Anyway, hello, Jason.

Starting point is 01:07:06 Thank you to all of our new patrones. We've gotten a bunch recently and you all are so sweet, so kind. Thank you to our old patron. The fact that people just hang around and give us money is insane to me. So weird. What do you do it? But we also make a really good thing the people enjoy I mean this icy light isn't gonna by itself I see what is it actually called iced tea Katie what are we gonna do next week next week next week nec's to see what our boy

Starting point is 01:07:39 M. Nights up to hopefully no kids are fucking oh my god remember how I thought I liked that movie and then you reminded me that children fucked in it? Oh. Sorry. A real ruiner. Really? I mean you didn't? And I did. We're going to do the 2023 film Knock at the Cabin. Would you like to see Dave Batista wearing people clothes because you can. Shit, he really is. He looks so, I can, I will, we can talk about it next week, but him wearing people clothes is so fucking funny. Well, I have a big reveal at the beginning of this episode, of the next episode to come back

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