Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 426- The Funhouse (1981)

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

In this week's episode, we're digging into some post-"Texas Chainsaw Massacre," pre-"Poltergeist" Tobe Hooper in the 1981 slasher "The Funhouse." Special topics of conversation include: some minor societal red flags like teens dating people in their 30s and allowing a stranger to wash your child (?!), utterly amazing 1980s slang that perhaps didn't catch on, the Delaware state fair, terrible last words, and a very fun AMA with some listeners! We've never discussed "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" because it's a perfect movie and there's not much to be funny about, but we HAVE discussed its raucous sequel "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" in Episode 56, along with "Poltergeist" in Episode 212.  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance because it's FAST 9 MONTH, BABY! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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That's it. That's me calling for questions. I am going to ask you this one from Necro Library. Would you rather always feel like someone is following you, but no one is? Yeah. Or always feel like someone is watching you, even though no one is. Katie, you know where I have to go with this one right? The Rockwell? I gotta go Rockwell all day. But it's not to me. Why is he British though? He's not, is he? No. And I have no privacy. Shut up.

But imagine if you had enough cachet and sway for your father being a music producer. Right. That you could get Michael Jackson at the peak of being Michael Jackson at for your father being a music producer. Right. That you could get Michael Jackson at the peak of being Michael Jackson. To be your backup singer. To get your hook. To get your hook. You're just gonna come in here and be, uh, I don't know, the lady who did ghetto superstar.

I don't remember her name, unfortunately. Yeah, it was Maya. I liked Maya. Name another song by Maya. Not right now. Someone is right now. Also, RIP Pras. Yeah, he didn't die. No, but he just turned to that guy. He's going to jail. Someone is always watching me, so this is hard for me to answer. No privacy, no dignity, no privacy, no dignity. That is so weird. It is so weird. I started sitting in the bathroom going,

what do we want? Privacy, when do we want it? Now. I'm worried that you're just encouraging this behavior. Oh yeah. Everything I do, I do, I do to myself. I just realized I'm wearing three different camos currently. You know, I wasn't going to bring it up, but all I can see of you is your legs. Can I ask you one more AMA? We can get back to more later?

Yeah, 100%. This is from, is George Pickens really him? How do you feel what the buck goes when in the upcoming World Series? Katie I gotta tell you something. Tell me something. The way that Hinky is coming in on the bottom of the ninth, the two outs and one run, I think we're going to knock it out of the park. I think. Two else in one run, as they say. I think we're going to get a lot of homers, a lot of diggers. A lot forward to some oiled gloves and a lot of cleats. What do you think? Uh, I'm so happy.

I'm so happy I could dance. We're gonna win the World Series. Are they doing well? They are 18 and 8. They are the best team in the national league right now. Second best team in baseball. They're not going to win the World Series. They're going to win the World Series. Why would you say this to me? This is what happens. Because I've seen you crestfallen, nay, heartbroken so many times over this.

They do so well at the beginning of a season. And then they're just like, oh, it's a second half of the season? Oh, we're the poo, they brought, they brought, they brought, they brought, they brought Cutch. Yeah, there you go. You're gonna do better with Cutch? They just signed Brian Reynolds to an eight year, a hundred and seven million dollar contract. Yes, he left.

Buhh, theyn' thin'a. Not probably Vancouver. Somewhere in Canada. Eh. Eh. Eh, who knows? Anyway, you want to talk about a Toby Hooper movie? What is it? It's called Fun House. Not from 1987, as we once believed. But 1981.

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Thank me for my service. This podcast is all about stolen valor. Absolutely. There's nothing I like more than stolen valor. I'm like a president that gets a silver heart from a wounded veteran and just takes it. Yeah, it's mine now. Just our purple heart, whatever one they get. Silver star, purple heart? They're both things. Nick Green Clovers.

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I can't believe he did that honestly. So yeah we get these weird Marionette credits which are not a thing that I associate with carnivals. No, the very garish puppets. Yeah, yeah, and creepy, scary. The one that's like half its faces missing and it's just rubbing on a rose. What were you doing? What are you doing with that puppet? And then we get just titties right out of the gate.

Yeah. Oh, hold on. Useful feet. Useful feet. And I was like, good on you, Tovey. 1981, get them titties in there. Get them early, get them often. Get them early, get them off.

But that's the only time. Same titties. Same titties. Yeah, you may have just had titty blindness because you've already seen them titties. They're not new titties. I only like new titties. Or I was asleep. My first note is, man, kids are so much cooler in the 80s. You think so? This kid's room that was dressed by adults. Frankensteinstein poster. Weapons just hung on the wall with frogs and spiders hung next to him. Was it the little boys room? Yeah. He was like seven. They're all fake weapons. Oh my god.

Oh man, come on, it was great. He's also, they're doing the Michael Myers mask shot, which I was not, you're only three years out. I don't think you can do this. I think it was like, ah, I'm taking a jab at John Carverder. You think so. This is funny. You think he thought it was a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it can amusially go, in a measurably. It immediately goes into a psycho ref. So it's like, this is funny. You're taking

the two biggest slasher things at the time and like making a funny ha out of it. And also having like a seven-year-old boy see his sister as you would say full fronny. No I would not say full penny. Full penny. No I would not say full penny. Is a quick way of saying full penetration. Full Frunny. Funny. It was weird.

It was weird. It was weird. Yeah. I have a note that says, this feels like a nod to Halloween. Of course it did you dumb, dumb. It's Toby Hooper dancing across the screen like, Halloween. Anything can happen on Halloween. Did you like that Joey has a sign in his room that's in calligraphy, says Bless This Mess?

No, I did not notice that, but I like that quite a bit. Yeah. So he stabs his sister with a fake knife and the tum tum while her boobs are on the screen. And then she says, I'm gonna get you, you're not gonna know when I'm going to get you, but I will get even with you. Yeah. And this guy, this come back to haunt her. Does it? Yeah. In what way? Because he could have told her his parents that she was drafted inside the Funhouse and didn't because he remembered that she said.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to be to be told, told, told, told, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thee. the. the. the. the. the. thi. to to to to to to to to to th gonna get even with you. That's why he remembers it later. Yeah. That was a little unclear to me. Okay, okay. You're a little sleepy, a little sleepy. But also that's such a dumb conceit.

It's just like the whole conceit is that Joey is a shithead. Yeah, it is. I loved him. As a younger brother, we are shitheads. your birth rate. Yeah, yeah. So this is Amy. Ugh, Amy. You don't like Amy? No, I loved Amy, but I like, she's so put upon. She's very angsty. She's very angsty. She's obviously not sleeping well. She's got the little bags under her eyes. As a man who has bags on her eyes, I get it, Amy, I get it. Everyone's tired out here, Amy. But she has to go on a date with arguably the worst man to go on a date with. Uh, 30-year-old man named Buzz? Buzz. Buz. And he's who's out there blowing his horn? Yeah. Yeah, Buzz.

Man, man. What are we to make of Buzz? That he's a scumbag? Okay. That's the end of the movie. At the the the the the he he he he he he he he he he he th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th th. thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi thi, thi, thi- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th-. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's the the the the the the the the the the th. It's the the the the th. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the th. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very th. It's very th. It's very th. It's very th. It's very th. It's very th. It's very th. It's very. It's very. It keeps getting older. We're told he works at a filling station. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, Amy's mom is so, he's either drunk or disgusted, I'm not sure which. I think Column A Cullabee. When she fell up at the carnival later, I was like, this woman is,

did anyone tell the actor that? She's daydrunk! Look, we didn't get this little fucker home. Oh yeah, this little piece of shit. That's a little, he interrupted mommy's three fingers time, you know what I mean? Forget about your old man. He's just trying to bum your evening. All right, Buzz, grow up. You're a grown man. I feel like this movie was trying to invent slang, which I was really into, because later on Amy says to Liz, fuck up. Fuck up, I love that, wrote a down thought about putting it on a t-shirt. And Buzz is immediately, this is their first date.

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I'll stop doing that greeting where I do the face off. Face off. Face waterfall, as I think one of our listeners called it. Don't touch people's faces! It's repulsive to me. Just a little back of the knuckle right on the cheek. Ooh, God! What am I a baby looking for a nipple? Get out of here with that shit! Amy was just trying to latch? He has a weak latch.

But yeah, he's immediately like, uh, fuck your dad. Let's go to fucking date. You don't know my dad. He's like like, you're right, I don't know your dad and now my character will change. What? So they pick up Liz and Richie, and then they're all getting high in the car. Weed in an 80s movie, you know what's going to happen. Yeah, everyone's gonna die. They're gonna get addicted. I did like that Amy. A they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thooo. tho. the.took a couple of puffs. Almost said blows, that's not what it is. No, that's good, you're doing well. Remember when you smoked weed recently?

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You get it, Amy? You get it? And then Liz, leans someone goes, stop being such a downer. Yeah, Liz is the best the best the best the best the best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best Yeah, Liz is the best. She lives when I grow up. You're never going to get fingered on this bench seat if you don't get your shit together. Everybody wants to get fingered on the bench seat by a 30-year-old man named Buzz. Think of his manual dexterity. Yeah. Look, he's fingered a lot of young girls.

He knows what he's doing. Also, we're told it's like the middle of the night, I don't know why, but they're at this carnival and there's people with their kids. It's like 11 p.m. How can this be? How late is a carnival open? I don't know. Like 8 p. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm going to say 10.

All right. I'm gonna say 10. I'm gonna say 10 P. 10 P. We should go to the Big Butler County Fair this summer, by the way. Oh, I like this. They have games where you can win knives. You know on town. It's like a ring toss, if you toss it around a knife, you get the knife. Rob, one in one year. No, no way. Does they still have the the coolest. Anyway, they're all trying to get a lick of that brass ring.

Do you notice that? So weird. I love when they pull into the parking lot and everyone is like wild out for this one parking space and there's 27 parking spaces around it that are closer. Carnivals are wild. And then they're getting out of the car and buzz is like, hey man, don't be a buzzkill. You don't want to make this a bad night for Richie and Liz, right? So why don't you just pick it up a little bit? I mean, she does need to pick it up a little bit.

Does she? This guy's a dud! Yeah, but she's into him. It's true. So, yes. Or is it just like in any port in the storm situation? She's like, this is Saturday, let's get through this. Let's just get fingered and go home. Fuck up! Put on your blast face. And Richie's like, ah, Buzz is best.

He's so smart and funny and cute. Richie loves Buzz. And Liz goes, you're such a bad judge of character when you're high. He is, he's a bad judge of character period. We meet a woman who is just walking around saying things like God is watching you, he hears everything. I strictly referred to her as Baba Yaga in my notes. Yes, she absolutely is.

And I also decided that that is the proaga in my notes. Yes, she absolutely is. And I also decided that that is the pro move in a bathroom. If you want to clear a bathroom out, just walk in, hunched and go, God is watching you! And then sit down on the commode and yell, God is watching you out of a closed stall. He hears everything and then just leave like a wet nasty fart. To hear that God? The implication of course here is that God's gonna watch them fuck. Yeah, yeah, God's because they're in the bathroom talking about how like you know she needs to lose her V to this

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It's got like two patches on the front and four on the back and the four on the back are in the places where the bases would be on the diamonds. I think baby Stephen Dorf is wearing it in the gate too and you were like had that jacket Yeah, yeah, and it says like home plate baseball Pirates World Series 2023 home run home run go Pirates go back. But anyway, he's walking to the to the the carnival because he sneaks out of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ths thusususususususususususususususususususususususususususususus teysysysysysysysysysysysys the the the the the the the the the th the the's, he's walking to the carnival because he sneaks out of the house because he rules. And everybody else in this movie sucks except for Joey. Yeah, that's fair. And he's walking and this old man pulls over and goes, hey kid, what are you doing out here?

And then points a gun at him and starts laughing. Yes, I was like, no wonder the dad is so worried about his baby girl going out, this town is a nightmare. Dog, that was me growing up. That kind of shit happened all the time. Really? I have definitely had guns pointed out me for random strangers for sure. Why? What do you do it?

Because it was the 70s and 80s, man, we were wiling out. Seriously. Well, this carnival has something cool, which is a a a a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I. I. I, th. I. I, th. I. I is, th. th. tha. t. t t t t t toge. tog. t tog. t tog. t tog. t t toge. togu. Have you ever been to a carnival that had a strip club? Yes. Where? The Delaware State Fair in like, probably in like 84 or 85. And I remember because my mom was making fun of me because I was just like, aga, aga, aga, a, a, ga, because they had like the Hucci-couchy Show tent. Yeah. And it was just like drawings of like half naked women all over this tent at a Delaware State Fair. We're just there to for some fucking corn dogs. Corn dogs see a weird deer combats your business.

Demolition derby and out. Yeah, but now you get to see some middle-aged woman thrusting her puss at you. Wow, you went there. What are they doing Katie? They're thrusting their pusses p. They're like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like this like this like this like this like this like thing like thing like thing like thing like thing like this. thing like thing? They're thrusting their pusses at you. They're just like, eh? You like this? Ah, ah, ah. The face how it just made it me. We'll be burned into my head forever. That's the face. They were not happy about what they were doing.

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The cow with two faces. Uh-huh. What's going on there? It's just nature. Okay. Nature does weird things. Yeah. A cow with like a severe cleft palate or something.

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So there's a carnival barker who's doing the alive, alive, alive thing for the animals. Yeah. Is he the same guy as at the end? Are there two of them? Or is he the same guy as the, come to the fun house? It's terrifying. He, he just has two jobs. And he's also the same guy that's like, hey, this isn't my sister, come to the hoochikoochie show.

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You slam the hammer down on the thing of a jig. And like he does it and she goes, oh, oh, like she's so like, nothing wets my panties like a hammer to a bill. Like a man's brute force strength. That's like Andrew Tate saw this movie was like, that's it, I'm done. I found my thing. Women are wholly attractive to violence, I love it. They wiggle and they dance. I would agree that she is wiggling. I would not agree that she is dancing. You know, it's not gonna get me all horned up. It's like, hey, I'm wiggling for you.

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I don't know. And then, Ritchie has the dumbest idea. To spend the night in the Fun House. Yeah. Why would you? I don't know. I'd be like, nah, I'm good. It wouldn't be fun.

Hey, you ever get fingered in the back of a funhouse? Just ride it a couple times. It's for fingering. Funhouse, they're for fingering. Any dark ride, you're just getting fingered. Everybody knows this. Phrmph. So they go into the fun house.

And then they don't come back out of the fun house. No. Meanwhile Joey is just hiding somewhere in the carnival. Why is he doing this? Go home. It's plotting his revenge. I guess. He gets out of the carnival and goes and checks Buzz's car.

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It's cool man, I'm going to take off. And he's like, no. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. He starts choking, mademoiselle Zima. And all the animatronics start going off? That's how, because he slams her into the fuse box. Oh, right. There's a lot of fuse boxes in this movie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess it takes a lot of fuse boxes to run a carnival. Sure, as we all know. I mean, as I would guess. As the saying goes, it takes a lot. It takes a village to raise child. cannot have a carnival without blowing up a few fuse boxes. No, no, no. He's drooling a lot through that mask, which maybe be like, oh, how much drool is inside the mask.

I did not like that at all. No, not a good look. Yes, so he kills her. He kills her. He kills her. He kills the death. And I think it's Richie. He was like I'm gonna go make sure she's dead. Yeah. Why? Because he's a man with ulterior motives. Rich he is?

Yeah. Oh, because he steals the money. Yes. Because he saw that there was like hundreds and hundreds of dollars in a lockbox. Yeah. At this point I wrote, this movie is more than halfway over. It's very weirdly paced.

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He's like, why didn't I ever think about doing this before? And then turns around to flush the toilet and his phone goes right into the toilet. You love that show. I wish we didn't have to hate Graham Lennan. What a dick? What a dick? I like that Moss is such a well-written character. It's so good, so funny. I like that someone on Twitter, like immediately as soon as like Granlinaham lost his checkmarked, like checkmarked account and just started saying stuff about how I haven't seen a woman since my wife left me and all this shit.

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That's people I probably want to hang out with. It's fine. How has this child not been busted outside the funhouse? He's just wandering around in plain sight. Well, Katie, he immediately gets busted outside the funhouse right after you wrote that note. Yep. Oh yeah, Barker gets him. I do have a note right here that says, Toby Hooper is great at building tension.

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carnival barker just touching their baby son so tenderly. And I thought don't let a strange carnival barker touch your baby son so today. Hey guy, hey guy? Where's where where where where where where where where where? Where's, we're the parents, we're the parents, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're the parents, we're the parents, we're his, we're his? their? their? their's? their's their's their's their their's their's their's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their is. their is. their is. their is. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Hea. th. their is. th. and I thought don't let a strange carnival barker touch your baby's son. Hey guy? Hey guy? Where's parents? Stop washing our kid. Just don't touch my baby. He's just got a wet face cloth like touching the kid's face with it. Did he get dirty somehow? He seemed fine when we last saw him. I don't just kind of whisper, you're never going to be clean to the child. Yeah, and then cut back to Ritchie or Buzz being scared by Rishie's corpse coming around a corner on her cart and axing him in the head. Axing him in the head and then Liz falling through a trap door to a really unfortunate spot. She lands like right on top of a pipe. Yeah, with her neck at a bad angle. But she's okay, the Frankenstein creature's down there with her, but you know she's fine. She's got a knife. Yeah, that all goes really well. She's kind of seduces him.

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Why did she just want a ride in the car? Somebody had to drive. Dad was too fucked up? Yeah. I do like the scene where Liz sees mom and dad loading Joey into the car, and she's screaming for them, but because she's at an exhaust fan, they can't hear her. Not that they would have cared even if they had, but, but, I was like, I'm glad that that fan's blowing in because I'm

terrified about your long 70s hair getting sucked into that fan. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But you're right at this point Joey could have said, yeah. My sister and her friends are right there. Yeah, he looks right at't wait to be an only child. I'd like pistachio ice cream when I get home. Yeah, so Liz gets killed. I like that they killed Liz off screen. Yeah, classy. I appreciated that. Classy. And I liked that when Amy and Buzz are trying to get out, they find a door and the carnival barkers steps out of one of the exhibits in the smookhouse. Yeah, I thought that was good. Yeah, and he's got a gun. Buzz seems like he should be able to take on this barker. Yeah, physically. But I guess he has carny strength?

Yeah, yeah, he's got marboral strength. I guess so. So he impales, Buzz impales the carnival barker on a sword that's just sticking out of the wall. Sir OSHA would like a word. A functioning sword should not be on this ride. No, just sticking out of a wall. And then he hugs Buzz into the sword. Yeah, it gives him a little gut stabbing. And then the monster shows up, but buzzes out of bullets.

Yeah, we hear a bunch of shooting. We're not, I wasn't sure who had the gun at that point. Yeah. But it's Buzz. And then Amy runs away. Yeah. And the doors open up. And all the animatronics are laughing.

And the lightning's going and there's a wind machine for some unknown reason. It's very, very windy. Except that it looks red. It does. And Buzz comes out like draped across the arms of a clown. The clown is like eight feet tall, though. So how did they get that body up there? Buzz is heavy. Oh, I mean, if you've got Carney strength, think about being like a whatever that guy is, whatever the monster man is. He's pretty short. He's pretty short. Yeah, that's all. Yeah, it

could have been true love with Buzz. It wasn't. This is where I have the note, you know, that monster actually did do a favor, Amy. Yeah, I mean a real favor. Katie, we're getting near to the end of this. Do you want to do another AMA? Sure. I had more to say than I thought. This is from Alex. What would you choose to wear for the rest of eternity as a ghost and what would be your ghost catchphrase? Ooh. Hmm. I'm really in the car heart phase of my life now. Interesting. They make comfy clothes. You're going down to Bass Pro shops to get that? Where do you buy in that? Yeah, the internet. I go to Carhart.com and find where I'm a Carhart clothes. I don't know, what would you wear for a turn-it.

You want to be comfortable or do you want to be cool? I mean, probably the same thing I'm wearing right now, which is the thing I'm up. You look very comfortable and cool. Thank you so much. And my ghost catch phrase would be that dog won't hunt. Because I've long wanted that to be my catchphrase and I can never figure out how to work it into my real persona. Sure. I was just rolling around like, that dog won't hunt. That dog won't hunt. What do you think? I like it? I think it would be confusing to the haunt head. Sure. That's my goal. Yeah. Like, what is she?

Would she raise hunting dogs? What is the thing? They'll never find me. Was she an assassin in that outfit? Why does she trust? She trusts. Like he's at a casual funeral that might have an exercise component. You never know if you might have to start jumping rope.

You got a catchphrase? I don't have a catch, I'm going to go with, I'm just keep with the outfit I have one right now, just a lot of clashing camouflage. Many camouflage's, sweat shorts. Oh, I should go get my camoswets and just really complete the look. And my catchphrase. I'm going to go with the classic the c a the c. A the c. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. I to go to go to go to go to go to go to get to get a to get a the cachach. I. I to get a catch to get a catch the the the catchet. I'm a catch to go. I'm to go. I'm to go. I'm to go. I'm to go. I'm to go. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm a touch. I. I'm a touch. I'm a touch. I'm a touch. I'm a touch. I'm a touch. I'm touch. I'm touch. I'm touch. I'm touch. I'm touch. I'm touch. I'm touche. I'm touche. I'm touch. And my catchphrase, I'm gonna go with a classic. Did I do that? Oh God, I think that's copywritten. Can you take that in the afterlife?

What are you gonna do? So me? I'm a ghost. Okay, fair enough. So, at this point, Amy is sneaking around in the basement of the haunted house, which has so many levels to it. Yeah, I thought she was out. She's not out, I don't know. No, she's in the guts, like, the mechanical guts of this fun ride.

And at this point, I realize that the animatronics are like, throwns, theyme. Some of the thinks, like, I there's just like a laugh track behind it, and you're kind of like, eh. Some of them are just like a mop head on a mask. One's a gorilla? One's a gorilla. Yeah. But there's also a giant gorilla head that the ride goes through. True. So then we get this great guts of the fun house. I like that bit

where he like is crashing and flailing through the window in the wall basically. Yeah. I like that a lot. And then he gets chewed up in the gears of the fun house. I want hydraulics in there. One thing Toby Hooper loves is a chain with a hook at the end of it. Sure, sure. Oh, that's right because he gets caught on the hook and dragged around the room and she just Waits for him. They're just going. Yeah The hooks and the chains are just going. It's scary. It is scary. And he electrocutes himself again another another fuse box. Yeah, he's screeching. And I was like this is why you don't disobey your parents. You know little shit. And then, uh, Amy gets outside, the fat lady's laughing at her. Yeah. The godlady's still out there, like, God's watching!

And Amy just wanders off the end. Holy fuck. Oh, Katie. Alan. You want to rate this thing? Yeah. Had you thi. . this thing. Yeah. Had you ever seen it before? Yes. And did you like it then? I liked it more this time.

Did you? Yeah. It's very middle of the road for me. It's pretty bland. I think there's a lot of good stuff in it but also that just the characters are nothing. Yeah. The scares are kind of nothing. Yeah. It's artfully done but like me. It's a five and a half for me dog. Yeah. It's like. It's a the the the the the the the the the the th. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's a th. It's a th. It's like. It's like. It's a th. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's a the the the the the the the the th. It's like a th. It's like a th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th., you? It's a five and a half for you dog. For me, dog. I like it. It's like a really generic slasher, but I like that it's also a monster movie at the same time. I feel like it sort of predates the reveal of Jason's face and and then you're Freddy's and all that stuff. You're getting a monster slasher. Isn't that, doesn't that happen at the end? Friday the 13th, which is part one, which is 19? Well you get the little kid like jumping out of the water.

Yeah, no, no, you're right. No, uh, listen, sir, this is the internet and I'll takes Manhattan where he's just a skull with worms coming out of his eyes. Bless his heart. I'm gonna give this strong six. Okay. Yeah. You could do worse. I felt like it was a really good, if you're watching the evolution of Toby Hooper,

the filmmaker. It's him using a little bit more Hollywood magic on stuff than he had, maybe in the past. Well, it probably had more money to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make taaaaaaaaaa. taa. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tasks. tasks. tasks. tasks. the the tasks. thaexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their tas. tasks. tasks. I. tasks. I. I. I. I. I. I'm tasks. tasks. tasks. ta. taxininxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxen tasks. taxeaxxenea. ta. stuff than he had maybe in the past. Well, it probably had more money to make this movie. I mean, wasn't Texas Chainson Masker made for like 60 grand or something? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, who cares?

Go about your business. Whatever. this is my last AMA for this episode. From Governor Little Taco Boy. Great. If th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th. th. tho, tho, th. th, th, th, th, th. Well, th. Well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, th. Well, th. It. It. It, th. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, t. It's, tod. It's, today. It's, today. It's. It's ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. today. Oh great friend of the podcast. Yes. If you and Alan were a wrestling tag team, what would you be called and what would your gimmick be? Descourt, what would you be?

Descourt tape. Like, um, you're a leg. Like, you're. Yeah. Their gimmick is having the big red shoulder pads and be like, to. Bulldogs, other wrestlers from being. That's just a single guy. That's just one guy. It was two guys, they were the British Bulldogs. Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah.

But then there was just one, like Highlander. Yeah. Yeah. Heart Foundation. Okay. I'm just going to keep up with a gimmick first. Okay. Okay. Um, would her name be? Well, I think, let's come up with a gimmick first.

Okay, okay. It's gotta be something scary, right? Sure. Yeah. Are we real scary or do we just think we're scary? Or are we unintentionally scary? Or are we unintentionally scary? Or maybe we're clowns who just want to be able to do children's birthday parties,

but we're like terrifying. I got tho tho tho to tho tho tho tho to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to to do children's birthday parties, but we're like terrifying. I got an image of us dressed like Bunco, Raggedy Ann and Andy. Big fan of that. Okay. Yeah. Were the dolls maybe? Yeah. The doll twins. We're the doll twins.

Dull twins. Just make sense. And I love it. Yeah. We demand. We go to the ring theins. We insist, we have the same DNA. We go into the ring, we do the mirror thing. Yes, I love that so much, the doll twins. Copyright, copyright.

We're both in adorable dresses. Yes, a little pinafores. This is great. The rosy circles on our cheeks. Yeah, I love that. I love this for us If we get thrown on our backs our eyes just roll shut were immediately able to be pinned Madges are super quick never gonna kick out just go limp, but I feel like with all these A.W. Wrest that are just like like Orange Cassidy who wrestles with his hands in his pockets like all that stuff. Yeah we can we do it. We can do whatever we want. Tall twins.

Two people one set of DNA. Doesn't make any sense and I love it. No. Yeah that's perfect. Katie. Can I read you a message from a patron. Please? I love it. No. Yeah, that's perfect. Katie. Alan. Can I read you a message from a patron? Please. This message says, Just Emma is fine. Thanks, Just Emma. I live in Tuxen?

Tuxen? Tuxen? Tuxen? Tucson? Ha ha ha. And so I wish sunshine and gorgeous weather to you all. It's a pretty wet heat out here, just Emma. It's a pretty wet heat.

Heart emoji followed that. You're very sweet. But you should totally watch Benny loves you. I don't know what the butt is. You just just say it. Yeah, I don't think I've ever said I wouldn't. You should totally watch Benny loves you. I don't know if that's a stuff. It the the stuff. It the stuff. It the stuff. It's. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've st. I've the the the tha. It's, I've the the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've the the. I've the. I've te. I've te. I've the tot. I've tote. I've tote. I've tote. I'm a the the tote. I've the the the tote. the the the the the the the the te. I've the te. totally watch Benny Loves You. It's a horror comedy from Britain with a stuffy. I don't know if that's, what is a stuffy?

A stuffed animal. Oh, is it STU, F-F-I-E? Yeah. Okay, yeah, that's a stuffed animal. Anyway, come on, get a child. I don't, I assumed it was, I assumed it was, Anyway, love your show and can't wait for the next one. Oh, thank you, Emma.

Here it is. We did this just for you. Thank you, Justin. Everyone else hang up, this is just for Emma. Go about your business. This is Emma's podcast. We're the doll twins. We're the doll twins.

We don't have singular names. No, just the doll twins. Well, they can't tell us a part. It's like, how could you? We'll do that thing that the Bella Twins used to do where they would call it twin magic, where one of them would be wrestling in like a singles match and the other one would be hiding under the ring to like it like torsory or something. We'd really have to get a portmanteau going. Yeah, we'll think about it. Yeah, yeah, we'll work on it. Emma, thank you so much for being a patron. Ah, so kind of you, so kind to all you patroans. If you would like to be a patron you can go to Patreon. You can get our action movies over there. As soon as we hang up this one. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, we. Yeah, we. we. we. we. we'll, we'll, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah 9. Holy smokes. Fucking hell. What time is it? Do I have even time tonight?

We don't have time to watch it again. I'll tell you that fucking much. I can't believe you watched it twice. Five hours. Things I do for this potting cast. Oh, God,, you want to do another horror movie for next week? I would love to. I would love to do one that I was 100% sure we had done at some point because it's one

of our favorite movies. I love this movie so much. We're going to do a movie from Japan. Yeah. In the 2000s, about that the Hunger Games, the fuck off. Seriously, fuck you. It's called a Battle Royale. You're gonna like it. You're gonna like it.

You're gonna love it. You're gonna really enjoy it. Gotta catchy in it. How could you not love it? A lot of dead kids, which I think we all can agree is a good choice. Uh, Mike. Mike Bolum, hello Mike, was telling me that there is a movie that's like Battle

Royale but it stars one stone-cold Steve Austin where he gets abducted and has to kill all of these other abductees to get out of some situation. Should we do that instead? No we should do battle? Can we do it afterwards? Yes. So come back for battle rail. Yeah. And find us on the internet? Find us on the internet. Leave us a voicemail?

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Whose first episode is the Fun House? Oh, and good bless you people who were going back and listening to the first episode of this podcast. Oh, God, I felt like I was like, I saw some a tweet about that today, that they were listening to Warlock and I was like, no, no, they're like, it's pretty good. No, it's a good foundation. And I was like, thanks, but oh! We've come a long way, baby. Yes, we are the Virginia Slims of the.

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