Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 428- Scream VI (2023)

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

It's a landline! It's a knife! It's the newest entry into the "Scream" franchise! This week, we're discussing 2023's "Scream 6" or "SCREAVI" or whatever it is that they're stylizing. Special topics for your consideration include: having very shallow memories when it comes to the last two installments of this series, stanning our short kings and queens...of law enforcement? and also a quick PSA on where it is and is not acceptable to tag "ACAB," Dermot Mulroney!, and our slow descent into madness. We have covered all the "Scream" movies! That's either an accomplishment or a reason to seek therapy. They are: the original in Episode 44, "Scre4m" in Episode 228, "Scr3am" in Episode 278, "Scream 5[?]" in Episode 374, and "Scream 2" in Episode 391. Just looking at the order in which we covered these movies makes me very happy. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy a collection of episode about action movies! You might just get a "Point Break" this month, babies. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Welcome to our Screamcast. We've done them all. This is it. We have peaked at Scream. Scream. Screevee. Screevee! Screevee! Screevee! Screevee! Screamvy? Scream 6? Yes. Holy Ghost. The Father, Son, and. Yeah. The Holy Ghost. I realized watching this movie how little I remembered of four and five. Sure. I couldn't remember who was in four. There was a Culkin boy in one of them. Yeah, the lesser Colken. I was just like, hey, that's a Colken on that corkboard up there.

I know memory of him being in the movie. First of all, since it's unparamount, do you remember what commercials you got? Oh, I just wrote regrets, question mark. I got fatal attraction in the TV show. Oh my. In case two hours of misogyny wasn't strong enough where you need to stretch it out over a series. Some people like it all the time. The Marriott Bonvoy. Oh. So tel team. What is a bonvoy? Bonvoy? That sounds like you're saying something wrong. Is it onvoy or is it like Bonvoyage? Yes. Gross. How came up with that? How do I not have a job in marketing? Sorry, go on.

I always think about the the Mitch Hedberg joke of naming things in a marketing campaign just being like refrigerator or like, uh, it keeps things cold, cooler. I'm out! Entresto, which is some sort of drug for you to use, that if you're allergic to in Tresto, don't use in Tresto. Who the fuck needs to be told that if they're allergic to Intristo, they should not take Intersto? I don't know. The same people that need this is not baby formula on soy milk. And yeah. And T-Mobile.

Wow, they hit you hard. I hit me hard. Yeah. I genuinely don't know. All I got is the word regrets and a question mark, which I'm not sure if that's about something I saw in Paramount or my life. The podcast that I do in my spare time. So, yeah. Yeah. The podcast. The podcast that I do in my spare time.

So, yeah. Movie starts off with the phone rigging. Classic Scream. Classic Scream. Classic scream. I do like that they were like, how are we going to get a landline in here? Oh, a restaurant. Yeah.

Although Gail Weathers later has a landline in her like Brazilian dollar Upper West side apartment. Jesus Christ. Why would be all have that? And then book sales are doing good. Yeah. Landline rings because of course it does. Yeah. There's some reggaeton playing in this Latin-flavored restaurant we're in.

And then? Your girl? Our girl. Yeah. I don't know that I'd ever heard her accent before. I was so unnerved by it. Her real voice. Her real voice. She's so cute.

Oh my God, and she's just like, oi. Wait, what she like? Oy, mate. Every one of our Australian listeners just hung up the phone. I was hanging out with a friend from Taiwan who learned English in Australia. Oh and I was like, oh did you? I was like, yeah she's like you didn't know you that. I was like oh you did it! Like can you just say no? So it's Reggie on the phone, her Tinder date. Yeah, but he's not Tinder, he's like a flirter, flurder date is what I think it said. Yeah. Oh and at this point we realize

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sometimes to do this podcast. Take that journalism. Yeah, fucking journalism. What a waste of time that was. Yeah, she's on the phone with him. And he says, what's your favorite scary movie? And she says, not that one. Which I liked quite a bit. They're, they have just gone full bore on the Stab franchise being the biggest thing in cinema in this world. I kind of love that as a conceit, that like, stab is so crucial to everybody's fiber of their being th. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii th th th that that th thi, that it that it thi, that it thi, thi, thi, and that it that it that it that it that it that it that it's that it's thi, thi, andthat as a conceit that like stab is so crucial to everybody's fiber of their being. Sure. That it drives all of their actions. It's a wild. Yeah. Like I mean we live in a world that people will

definitely call Jason Michael Myers and vice versa and not know who Frey Gruger is but like somehow in this world that scream mask is just everyone knows it is a stab. Ubiquitous. Umbiquitous. She says something about horror films being outside or art, a voice for the voice list. And I was like, all right, movie. Don't commit me with this in the opening scene about how important you are. And so she talks her into going outside to look at the front of the restaurant to see what color is because he's lost. And there's just a scarecrow coming down the street?

We're not told that it was Halloween and there's not a lot of people on the street at this point in costume. There's just a weird scarecrow costume and you're like, thi-a-sah-a'-d later someone's like, hey you're a day early for Halloween I was like what the fuck was happening the other night? What was that scarecrow doing? Just New York? Ah? You're around the Blackmore College campus. Uh, so she tells him yes, it's definitely red. And then he's like, oh, I'm in an alleyway so she goes into an alleyway and then he switches to the ghostface voice. Oh that goddamn voice modulator. Which I love, is someone selling that? Can you just pick up the ghostface voice mostlaver from the stab franchise? Well yeah it's everywhere, it's like your kids lunch box, Stab, Thermus. Who's that Roger L. that's a, thrific? Who's that, who's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho-s, their, the tha, the voice of Ghost Face. Good for him. He's had a lot of work, I presume. Yeah, and no one knows who he is. No, that's nice.

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None of these films have I seen. Yeah, yeah. There's probably a baseball game on and I'm very stupid. Not a West Anderson fan? Nah, it's a little twee for me. Okay, I can see that. I like the Royal Ten and Bombs. Great. Great great fantastic film arguably is best yeah that might be it for

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reveal Kirby showing back up at this. And they're like, I think that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's they. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too. too. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. too too too too too too tho tho thi, thi. No. No. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the too too too too too too too too too too too too to And they're like, I think that she's the killer. And I was like, no, she's not, unless she's one stilts. She, yeah, she would be up to that guy's nipples. So no, I don't think she's the killer. You guys are really fucking stupid. Really bad at this. I also felt like she wouldn't pass either an FBI's thaa, I feel like you have to be taller to be an FBI agent in the field.

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there's a mural outside of the bagel shop and one of the little animals is wearing an ACAB pin. It was like, I I into a piece of art, totally. But just like don't, first of all, don't tag people's homes. No, that's my neighbor lives there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, forget it. We can cut all this.

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Jody Foster. How tall is Jody Foster? She's tiny. Is she tiny? Yeah. Do you remember the scene where she's standing in the elevator at the beginning of Sons and the lambs with everybody? Yeah, you're right. And everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, to th. Yeah, to th. to to the. to to th. they. they. the the the tho. the tho. the the. to the to to to to to to. So, cut back to Reggie, which is not his name, but Jason is his name. Jason is his name, but also earlier when Samarrow Weaving was out on the street, a woman said like, hey, Jason, to another person? Oh, really? Like in the background? And I thought, are you just trying to drop in like horror movie character names? Because I think actually yes. Yeah, instead of your slasher movie on Halloween, come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. I know you're meta-hawr. I know. I know what you're doing here. So we learn that he has a roommate named Greg and that they are basically like obsessive college students regarding horror movies, particularly the all-important stab franchise, right, and that they, he killed his professor for giving him a C minus on his Gialo. Pretty good, his paper about G. Alo. How did he do with the pronunciation? He did well. He got the little D-G sound. Gialo. He was wearing a, for those playing along at home, a four flies on gray velvet in Italian

shirt, which is a Dary Argento movie. We are told later that he's obsessed with Argento. Yeah, you're like, yeah, probably. And I was like, yeah, nice, nice touch. Going with a deep-cut argento on a baseball tea, no less. Yeah, that was Barry T-Public.com backslash, user, back slash, slash, slash, wear off ambulance, if you want some cool baseball teas. Can I be petty?

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So then his roommate Greg plays the warmer, colder game with him. I have always heard that called Hot and Cold, not Cold and Warmer as he calls it. It's a real hide-and-clap situation. Yes, it is. Maybe that's a reference, who can say? Hot and cold is a, it's trademarked. They had a camera inside their house, which, ick. Yeah. Why do people do this? It's so gross to me. I don't know. I just watched, as I was telling you earlier, I watched the second paranormal activity movie so I could take a nap.

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And it's just like, who would do this? I realize it's for the movie. Sure. So we can have a movie. Yeah, there has to be a movie. Yeah, we should do too. It sounds like you slept through it so you can just watch it again. So yes, they play warmer, colder. We eventually get to, Greg is in the fridge.

All cut up. So this is the goryest of these movies, yes? I think so. I don't recall any of the others being this gory. I was shocked by that. I was shocking and not in a bad way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was also like, yo, we know who she is. She would whip that dude's ass. Yeah. Like, she's the babysitter, man. Come on. She's ready or not? She's gonna who who who'll whoop all that ass. I was sad that she had the Dr. Barry Moore, told me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wanted more sommorrow weaving.. Sorry, but who gets a nighttime therapy appointment on Halloween? I guess it's not actually Halloween, they're just scarecrows outside, but. It must be like the Saturday before Halloween. I guess, yeah. Yeah. We meet back up with Sam Carpenter.

Did you remember her? No, not at all. I was like, was she, was she in the last movie? Yes, she was, she killed people in it. Yes. But I did not remember her at all. I was like, oh no, Jenna Ortega did everything the last movie. She was the only cast member, right? Interesting. I like that you have only have eyes for Kirby and Jenna Ortega, whatever her character's name is. Are you a tiny lady in a screen franchise?

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oh no, and I was like, oh ma'am, you should not have moved to New York City then. No, probably safer places for you to have gone. I've been to New York City a handful of times and have seen have seen many crimes. Yeah, okay. Cities are dangerous. It's true, and when you go to the biggest one, it's going to be a problem. I was being sarcastic, but okay. I mean, the more people you get to an area, the more problems are going to have, right? Oh, boy. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, that's what's wrong with America! the bear! Yeah! Alan is approaching 50. Just a magahat grows out of my head.

No! What happened? So Sam goes home to feed Tara, I guess. No! What happened? So Sam goes home to feed Tara, I guess. She's gotta put out her bowl. Their apartment is furnished like a fancy middle-aged lady lives there.

I am baffled by this scenario. I was, when Tara goes and laid out her bed later and I was like, who at 20 whatever she's supposed to be had linens that were that nice? No, no, definitely not. You went to Goodwill, you put whatever sheets would fit your bed. I bought the sheets that came with the apartment. Oh, sure. Bought the bed, got a set of sheets too. Yeah. Gross. We then cut to a frat party where Tara is, and Sam is upset that she's there. Yeah. And we see

someone go, who's drinking? Let's party. It's like, yeah, party talk. Good improv guy. Good job. Just say things you would naturally say at a party. Who's drinking? Let's party. Okay, all right. Mmm. Beer. Mmm. beer! And then we cut back to the apartment where we meet Quinn, the roommate who loves fucking. Yeah, that, she's sex positive. And apparently she was in the Haunt movie that we did. The attraction where the people had their faces look like the mask that they were wearing. Hmm, she must have been so-and-so, or what's her name? Yeah, I think she was who's a... Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she

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I guess so. In the last episode we encourage people to stab sexual predators in the crotch. Did we really try to to be really careful with this advice this this this this this this this this the this the the their their their their their their their their their tase them balls! Man, we gotta be really careful with this advice we're giving out. Maybe we need a lawyer. Look forward to her tase them balls t-shirts coming out soon. Look at you, Justin Gray. Tase them balls. So then Sam is assaulted on the street as they're walking away from the party?

Right, a woman thrown her and is like, you murdered them, you know what you did. Psycho girl. She tries to tase her too, which I liked. I'm gonna tase your lady balls. Cuba Gooding Jr. Junier loves Jenna Ortega. Yeah, who doesn't? We're told that Sam has a thing thing thing thing thing across the way that they call cute boy, but he's a goddamn grown-ass man. He's cute enough, I guess, but he's a little old and carrying a six-pack of corsealite bottles, which is not a thing a young man does.

Agree or disagree. Agree, especially not in 2023. No. Oh, man. Yeah, so they they tear it and Cuba into each other. What's the gentleman saying? What is it? Mason? I think. Uh, Mason. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Mason. Uh.

So then, what happens after that? Oh, I don't know. It's revealed that Sam and Cute Boy are lovers. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. When we see the ghost face murders on the news, now they're all freaking out. Right, and someone is like, maybe it's a coincidence and it's like, scream fucking six, dude, it's never a coincidence.

But this is where we find out that the killer was obsessed with Argento. Right, right, right. And also, like, is it weird that Mindy, after living through the events of the last film is taking a class in 20th century slashers? She just loves horror movies. I guess she loves making us all look a little bit bad? Agree or disagree. Yeah. But she's probably. She's the c-a the c-a the c-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s the th-s th-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s. th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s. th-s th-s. th-s thiii-s. thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-si-siiiiiauiauiauiiiauiauiiiiiiiiiiiiiiauiiiiiiii-s. But she's probably the coolest person in this movie. She's the one I'd most want to hang out with.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's wearing her lavender menace t-shirt later on. It's like, yeah, it's pretty cool. It's cool. So the way we find out that Quinn's father is the cop in charge of this investigation. Yes, so she calls her dad and a phone starts ringing in the apartment. I was like, what is Quinn's dad doing here? Exactly! So weirdly, so weirdly shot.

Why did that happen? I think they're just trying to constantly get you guessing as to who the murder is and where they are at all times. Oh my god, because it isn't Quinn's phone ringing. It's Sams. And she's getting a phone call from whom? Richie, who I then remembered was her, I thought, husband, boyfriend. This is when Gail Weathers calls. Oh, okay, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is Gail Wethers calling to just get her take on this? Yes. I gotta say something, though. Yeah. I don't say to say someone's appearance. Her mouth is enormous. Yeah. She looks like killer clowns from outer space and it makes me sad because she's a gorgeous woman. Yeah. And just like, oof. It's got to be somewhat addictive. I'm sure. You know, I can't presume to know, but dude. Yeah. Your mouth is way too big. It felt weird this time. Yeah, I couldn't look at her when she talked. Yeah. Yeah. I. the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, I, I, I, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I the the the the the the the the the their. Yeah, I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I the. I the the. I the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I the th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the th. I mouth is way too big it felt weird this time yeah yeah I couldn't look at her when she talked yeah yeah and then there's like a

picture of a young her that she's looking at one boy and I was like god damn yeah just get old I bet you would have been a lovely looking old sure sure sure although I will say like all the people are like look at Jamie Lee Curtis she just she just got old and I was like, yeah, she's also Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, she can do whatever she wants. But also like, she's, she drew well from the gene lottery. Sure, sure. Not all of us age so gracefully. No, that's true.

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No, yeah, you did tell me that. Well, that was gone from my brain. I'm so sorry. I also didn't recognize it. Did you recognize it the entire film? Look, I don't love Dermet Mulroney the way you love Dermit Mulroney. You do, though. It's part of my character for the show.

It's part of you. It isn't. How many Romcombs have you seen with Dermit Molrony? Of my own volition? A lot. Yeah. Bailey. I love that you didn't recognize him. Dude I have I got to I'm not well. Oh buddy. I'm fine. I'm just I smoke too much weed that's not what it is. So he's at the crime scene and find Sam's ID and he's like I need to talk to you at the station.

Right. So then she gets the call from the dead boyfriend. Right. Which I wrote Robbie, but that's not his name. It's Richie. Yes. And does she pick it up here? Yeah, because it's ghost face calling her.

Not the cool ghost face. No. It's ghost face calling. Okay, right. Yeah. Not the cool ghost face. Not ghostface, Kila. Kila's on the swarm. She's the viral clip of a method man watching the woman do sign language during a Wu-Tang set and getting so excited about it. No, I love that. I will watch it. She does like, they say in like 9mm-millimeter and she does the gun and then puts it back back back backster. Oh wow, did you love that? He was very excited about it.

I love that. They're still good in this world. Thanks Method Man. Thanks, method man. See, it's a ghost face. See, it's a ghost case is going to show the world who she really is. Right. This is just sort of like the danger of internet conspiracy theories. Exactly. The motifs of this film and you're kind of like, okay but do you mean like true crime? Yes.

Yeah. Do you, I don't have an iPhone. No. Can you just send a picture to be the phone ringing photograph to someone? Like she had deleted all of hints information. No she said she never deleted his contact yeah. If you call me it's a picture of you on my phone. Did you not save a picture of me in your phone? No I don't know where it comes from. How does it know you? How does my phone know you? Do you know my phone? You have smoked too much weed. I'll never see my own face. I'll tell you what, speaking of faces there. I do really like

the distressed scream ghost face mask. I think that's a nice touch. I think it's like a little bit spookier than you expect because ghost face has become so silly. I think it's like a little bit spookier than you expect because ghost face has become so silly. I think it's like a nice little, a nice little subtlety there. It was also funny because I was thinking right before we see the distressed face in full view that like Michael Myers every movie the prop guy does a new or prop person does a new Michael Myers mask and they're always dukey. They're always duky. And so it's like, oh, the screen one is just like an over-the-counter screen mask, they never change it. And then they were like here, but actually we did. Oh, yeah. But it was fine. Yeah, I think it looked cool and it gave like something to this this movie. I thought it was tase the th. the th. the th. th. the th. It was th. It was th. It was the th. It was th. It was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was like, thi. I was like, the thi. I was like, their. thi. the thi. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh, the th. Oh, th. Oh, the th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the th. the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the threat. Sure and it like works in the whole when we learn later from Mindy when she lays out that this is no longer a sequel it's a franchise.

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And it's also kind of who you thought it was the whole time. No, well, I did not. I had no fucking I, like I did, and definitely like, I watched this movie late. I started at like 10.30 last night. Oh, Alan, why do you dothe whole thing and I was like, I'll stop it at like 1130 and I'll watch the other hour. But at 1130 I was like, I gotta fucking know who this killer is. Yeah, and I'll say this movie moves it a good clip.

Like it is well paced and engaging the whole way through. For its two hour time stamp, it definitely like moves. I wasn't mad about it. You know they have that about it. I th about bodega? Yeah! How was that part of the plan? Because you know they have a gun. You're coming in with a knife and there's several of them. Is this the first time that Ghost Face kills with a gun? Dude, I don't know. Yeah, I couldn't remember if he, I thought it was always like knives or improvised weapons previously. Yeah, maybe. The gun seemed to know.

I'm sure someone out there's yelling like, don't you remember Parker Posey shot in the forehead scream? Three minute 78. And I don't, I don't remember. I didn't remember Dermit Mulroney, so pull together. Yeah, just three innocent bystanders are murdered in this. Yeah, and like, it didn't like it because it feels like too in the news right now. When like there's all these news stories about like people getting in between and

assail it and somebody and ended up murdered because of it and it's just, it's not fun. Yeah, it's not fun. Not that any of the murder should be fun, but these especially hurt. I mean, watching people be murdered on a television screen is like essentially our hobby. Sure. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We see a crumpled can of coarse edge? I was wondering if that's a thing. I forgot to, here's where I wrote myself the note, look up

Coors Edge. I wanted to be a coarse energy drink. Oh, it's non-alcoholic. Oh, okay. Edge. Like straight edge? Oh, nailed to the mountains. Okay, so it contains no more than 0.5% alcohol, so can you drink it if you're straighted? No. That's too much. Yeah. Okay. You could be like the straight people I knew

who would not use mouthwash? Dude, you're gonna get to injuitis. I mean you can still brush. You don't towash. I like mouthwash, but I don't floss because I think it's a conspiracy. Oh yeah, yeah, I got tight teeth, got a floss. Oh, wow. Flossing is just, that's big floss that's telling you that. Or my dentist. Yeah. In the pocket of a big floss. I totally thought that this attack in the bodega until that first guy gets stabbed. I was like, oh, this is going to be red herring.

Okay. Yeah, I can see that. Because we don't normally get like so many murders so early. We've never really known him to murder someone unrelated to the events either. Sure. Right, right, right. Just random murders. Yeah. And also I thought, well, there's a security camera inside that store, certainly, because it's a bodega in New York City. Now Sam will no longer be a suspect. Sure. But I think she still is. Yeah, 100%. Well, here I wrote, everyone is the killer, including Quinn's dad. They're all the fucking killers. Once guess how many times I wrote that.

I feel like this movie hits that harder than any of these movies ever have. It's just like everyone in every scene is a possible murderer. Yeah. I remember being genuinely surprised when Skied Allrick was the killer, one of the first time I saw a scream. Oh really? But not the other one. Matthew Lillard? I might have been But not the other one. Matthew Lillard?

I might have been surprised by that too. And then I thought, oh my god, are they going to drag him back out for this movie? Because I would fucking love that. They don't. When does he get to come back? Everybody else does? Too busy making those Scooby-dooves. Freddie Fridz Jr. has aged out of being Fred. So we learned that the DNA on the scream mask that they found at the first crime scene has Richie's DNA on it.

Right. The killer from the last movie. Yes. Oh right, because the killer keeps dropping the masks. Yes. So the first murder had the masks. Yes. Okay. So the first murder had the most recent murderers' mask DNA. Right. Yes. And this one has the Colkin boy and Julia Roberts' knees. Yeah, and I was like, is that?

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Oh boy. Has she? Yeah. Like did her face, she's like, I'm gonna remote right now. Pucks me out, man. May just be her acting prowess. Yeah, that could be. You do love her though.

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Wethers has been punched in the face? It's one of the things that you have to do in these movies, right? I guess. I guess so. what happened, which has happened multiple times in these movies. Why would anyone ever trust this woman with anything? Gail Withers is a bad person. She's out for herself. She's out for herself.

Yeah. Gail's here for Gail. Yeah. The therapist gets killed by the ghost face so they could steal the records from him. No. Because if they're still trying to frame Sam, we saw her being attacked. I mean, like... She could have set that up though, right? I don't know how these movies work.

I mean, it's just this bit is frustrating. You figure at this wood, I would. I would understand. I also hate that the therapist had mismatched wood floors in that beautiful home. Oh, I didn't notice. I like, did not like that at all. Also, like, that guy wouldn't have a ring doorbell, come on. And he was watching invasion of the body snatchers, the OG. Yes. Yeah. And he gets stabbed through the glass of the door, which I Yeah. Yeah. We hear red right hand. We do, hear it again, second time. We get the franchise rules.

We get everyone as a suspect, trust no one. Quinn says something about having lost her brother. So she's definitely the killer. Sure. Everybody's the fucking killer. Sure. But then she gets killed. Because the cute boy, sees the ghost face in her room.

Right. And we see her get killed, which leads to a reveal later on the movie that I fucking hated when he's like, I was the first cop on the scene so I could switch out the bodies. And I was like, you pulled a body along with you? Yes, how did you do? No, he says like a couple prosthetics and no one could tell the difference. And I thought, no, that's a murder victim. They will swab that person all over for DNA. Up and down. I do not understand that at all. It was a bad part of the reveal. It was a bad part of the reveal. Yeah, that is good that they

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Yeah. So, Cute Boys ironing a t-shirt which I find offensive. No one does that. And so we've got Sam and Tara and Mindy and Chad sitting around a table talking about how they're the core four and it's just the four of them against the world and the four of them for them and then you look in the living room and Anacos just sitting there on the couch I was like she's just being totally excluded from all that table conversation she should go home. She should know that she's going to die because no one cares about her not even her girlfriend no just like to truly thu th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus like thus thus thus to to to the to the thus thus the to to to the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th th th th th th is th is th is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they's the they the to to to to to to to to tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to to to totrust you. Yeah. I assume that you could be the killer, so.

Oh yeah, yay. So yes, cute boy sees, does he ever get a real name? I don't know. Cute boy sees ghost face in Quinn's room. And instead of calling Sam on the phone, he just shouts. B. B. B. B. the phone he just shouts. Babe, bub out the window.

And earlier there'd been a joke when Quinn had a lover in her room that said, Babe and they both go, babe? Babe. His name, surprising to me is Danny Brackett. Cute boy. I don't think they ever called him by that name. Yeah. So, Ghost Face comes busting out of Quinn's room, shoving her body at them.

I do love a good shoving of a body. Sure, you gotta toss a body every once in a while. And then they have to climb a ladder to escape their apartment to Q-Boys apartment? Yeah, like not climb a ladder, and so much as cross a gap with their apartment to Q-boys apartment? Yeah, like not climb a ladder and so much as I cross a gap with the ladder stretching the gap, spanning the gap. And Ghost Face grabs the end of it and just shakes Onica off of it.

And it was like a cheap plastic ladder, which made me go, well, I'm dying. There's no way I'm gonna try and clap across that I'm fighting the dude. Yeah, I would just take my chances. Give me part of that ladder to fight the guy with. Yep, and Quinn's dude is dead in the bathtub. Yeah, this new slam piece. So in so full reveal it's Quinn her brother and her father that are doing these murders. Right because Richie was the final member of their family. Yes. Which I guess even though he was super super close to these people Sam never met. No. Or did she just forget them? Like, because this movie, this franchise causes hibnesia. Yes. So who murdered that guy? What guy? The guy in the bathtub? Did Quinn do it or her brother do it? Quinn must have. Who murdered the people in the bodega? Any of the above?

Yeah, what are they doing? I don't know. I don't know. Supposedly this is all for revenge on Sam and Tara. And yet, they're willing to murder anyone who gets in their way. Yeah, it's all for revenge on them but also we wait no he doesn't really believe in the conspiracy theories of it he just wants to well she did kill Ritchie she did kill Ritchie so they want to kill her because she killed rich right got it

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movie theater that has this intricate like card access lock thing on it? How? Why? There's a want to play a game graffiti outside? Yeah, and the ghost face group like mural? Ghost face? Yeah. So inside the movie theater is like a shrine to all of the stab incidents. All the murders. Yeah the murder slash the movies I don't because they have the movies posters and the movie theater is like a shrine to all of the stab. Incidents, all the murders. Yeah, the murders slash the movies. I don't, because they have the movies, posters, and the actual murder. Right, yeah.

It's a little confusing. How did they get all of these weapons from the murder scenes? Isn't this evidence? Well, cops like money. Okay. Meanwhile, in the previous scene, Mindy has been slashed deeply across her upper arm. We see it bleeding profusely. And in this scene, she's just holding like a tote bag over it. She's fine. Healing tote. I guess. Yeah, a bag of healing. Yeah. So then, they're looking at all the memorabilia and Sam goes and looks at the one,

but, uh, the scream mask that's in its own case. Billy Lumas. And who shows up to talk to her? Skeet, Skeet. Skeet. Skeet. Skeet. Oreck shows up to talk about how she knows she loves to kill.

Wow. talk about how she knows she loves to kill. You're like, okay. I forgot all about this. Like, I was just. Forgot or erased. Yes. It's bad. It's very bad, very silly. Very silly.

There's a lot more of it in the last movie where he's like talking to her in the rearview mirror of the car and stuff. Yeah, it's very silly. Stim, they just come with this plan to use the sisters as bait in the park to catch the killer. Right. Which happened in like four? Two. That's how Jamie Kennedy gets killed. Oh, okay. I didn't realize he died so early on in the franchise. I know, way too early. Yeah. He had to get to get to that experience that that that that that that experience that experience that experience that experience that experience that experience that experience that experience that experience that experience that experience that experience that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the their their th. their their their their th. their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the to. the. ttttttte. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t on on the franchise. I know, way too early, if you ask me. Yeah. He had to get to that experience. Oh, boy. Guys, I have to leave this movie franchise to go do my prank television show that's going to be on the air, I assume forever.

Forever. So, yeah, they do this whole thing in the park and Kirby is able to triangulate the call in 15 seconds. The call is coming from Gail's apartment. How they know where she lives. How they know? How they know. How they know. I also have this problem that no matter how many times I hear anyone say the phrase Upper West Side. Yeah. All I can hear is Janush from Ghostbusters too, and someone's like, where are you from anyway, Johnny? And he's like, the Upper West Side?

And that's the only way I can hear it. The up a vest side? Anyway, Gail is a fucking landline. And a hot boyfriend. Yes, who gets to say nothing? Nothing? Nothing. He's like, uh, Bob.

He's the suspected murderer for 30, 40 seconds. Easy? Did you ever suspect him? Yeah, because they like, he answers the phone when she gets the phone call, and he says it's for you, but they don't show his face, and then he walks back out of the the you're like he's gonna come back in the scream costume and murder her. I didn't even think that. Yeah. No, which is me, I guess.

No, that's a fair. I think I'd just given up. I think I'd just given up. I assumed everyone was a killer. I just give it up. This is when Scream broke me. in trying to get a gun out of a safe. I don't know what, there's four buttons, Gail. Ghostface kills her boyfriend and throws them through a wall or like a, like a, a free-sending shelf kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Gail gets her gun. She shoots a lot.

Um. He ends up getting Gail with a piece of broken glass in the tum. Yeahum. Yeah. And you're like, Gail's probably not going to actually die. No. And she doesn't. No. Despite the fact that no one ever calls 911, 9-1-1. Time was a joke. Flavor Flav taught us then. I guess so.

The last words we hear Gail speak are, tel's bleeding out. Which, I don't know what that means. I can't, she's not coming back to the franchise. She had a pay dispute. Gail's bleeding out, Gail die. She lives! Rip Gale, or not, probably. So Sam decides she's going to sacrifice herself for her friends. They decide to lure him to a secure location, trap him inside and execute him, we're told. Uh-huh. And so they have to take the subway to do this. Yeah.

On Halloween, which is... Where anything can happen. On Halloween? Your sister could turn into a bat. Peeh! Peeh! Uh, something about the bass guitar. Wait.

I don't even know. Why would you rhyme that? I have an answer. It's cocaine. Cocaine. Cocaine. I told you at the time that I walked to do a museum and that was playing on a loop on a television set.

I was so excited. That's wild. Hey, scary. Creepy, crepe, trolley, wah-wah. Whoa, boh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, I guess that's a hot bass line. Yeah. People who have not seen the film The Worst Witch or YouTube are just like, what are these fucking nutbars talking about?

I mean, if they're this far and they've thought that a few times. Yeah. My friend to me to listen to this, what the fuck are these people talking about? I love it. So Mindy gets left off the train with Ethan. Yeah, the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. When they're on the train car with everyone wearing a distinct Halloween or a distinct horror movie icon, what was your favorite? Um, I'm going to go with, despite it not being my favorite movie,

I'm going with Pinhead. I feel like Pinhead is a real commitment as a Halloween costume. Sure. Yeah. I got very excited that the Baba Duke. I didn't see the Bab't see the Babaduke. I felt like this was very much that scene in Cabot in the Woods where they have the whiteboard with all the different monsters on it. They were like people loved that. Let's do that. You know. It had, I mean, Freddy's, your Jason's, your pinheads, your pinheads, your pinheads. They were like Freddies. Fr Freddy. Fr Freddy. Fr Freddy. Fr Fr Fr Fr Fr Fr Fr Fr-f. Fr-f. It the, Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the scene, I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I their, I was, I. I th. I was. I th. I was. I was. I felt, I felt, I was, I was,, Michael Myers is. And I was like, is there somebody dressed like that professional surfer lady from It Follows? Oh yeah. She's in a really good movie called The Watcher, which is really good. Okay, I just saw her in something else. Was it something we did or something I watched on my own? Oh, how about that? I feel like she doesn't do a lot thos, but the thing she does are good. Yeah, like the guest and... Yes.

The one thing I saw that she was in that was very, very bad was where she like gets trapped by an AI kidnapper. Oh no. What? Yeah. That's all. That's all. Are you looking up the movie? I'm trying to see.

She's been in more things than I thought, but I can't figure out. Mica Monroe? Yeah, Micah Minro. I can't figure it out. I saw her in something. Okay. All right. Was it a British crime drama?

Couldn't have been? Was it an Australian crime drama because she's Australian. Could have a Are you a blonde actress? You're probably Australian. Yeah, right. So ghost faces on the train. Surprising to no one, there are multiple ghost faces on the train. Yeah, some are looking at them, some are not. Some are looking at the floor. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then Mindy gets stabbed. Through a scene. It was like like, the the light. the light. the light. the the the the light. the their their their their their their their, their, th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Through a scene, that was like, would the lights go out for that long on a subway? Yeah, I mean, it's just like, it's a very long scene. So someone has to get stabbed here because one of these has to be the real ghost phase. Otherwise, this scene is just interminable for no reason. Also, when the lights go out for that long and everyone on the train goes, whoa!

I was like, no, that's not the reaction you have. You have the fuck away from me. Hands to yourself. Also, real miss on not having the stranger's masks on the subway. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, boy.

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sit here next to me and sweat on me. Oh God. Anyway, Rip Mindy or probably not. Probably not. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ethan gets her off the train and then some transit people are there to help. Yeah. And she's still talking and then some transit people are there to help. Yeah. And she's still talking and she's like, oh I was wrong again about who the killer is. Because it's not Ethan. Can't be. Couldn't be.

Not like there could ever be two screams. No. Or 12 or however many there are in this fucking movie. Uh, Brazilian. So they go back to the shrine but the hot guy isn't allowed in. You're not Woodsboro. Okay. Kirby's all, we're safe here and I thought, but why? It's a kill cage.

We're going to lock him in here and kill him. And then immediately, wait, we're locked in here and now we're going to get killed. Yeah, Kirby... Obviously that's to point the finger.Ck thiiiiiiiiiiiiiii toe toe toe thoe thoe thoe. thoe. thoom thoom thoom th. killed. Yeah, Kirby... Obviously, that's to point the finger at Kirby. Sure. But also, like, he's a real miss on her part as a law enforcement official. Yeah, well, she's lost her job as we learned. Well, no, she hasn't. He just says that. Right.

Okay. I just want to be sure that you knew that Kirby is gainfully employed. They fired Kirby two months ago for being mentally unstable. Chad and Tara finally kiss. Fear boner, I wrote. That fear boner, I guess. You know how murder is the most erotic that you could be around? Yeah, I mean, nothing is more of an aphrodisiac than being separated from your twin sister, who is most likely dead. And they have a conversation, he's like, I should have done that sooner. You should have done it sooner.

We could have done it a lot more. Ugh, I hate teens being romantic. I did love when they're now being chased by the killer and one of the mannequins gets their heads chopped off and Chad goes, Bannings! Yes, I did think that was very funny. Because during the franchise thing, they were laying out, like, there's gonna be more intense stuff, there's gonna be bannings. Yes. I think he's a very funny actor, actually.

Yeah. I think all of the leads in this are fun to watch. He's great in a movie called Book Smart, which of you haven't seen. Yeah, I've heard that's goodthere are all of a sudden... What? Thank you for being honest. Yeah, I mean... So yeah, so then... He picks up the camera from Gail's cameraman from the first movie, and I thought, how did

you get that? I'm sure the station would have taken it back. But he uses those as a weapon, which was fun. He did. And then all of a sudden there's two ghost phases. And they are both stabbing the ever-loving shit out of Chad. So much stabbings. Rip Chad, right? Of course, right? He's dead forever.

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Somebody's family members are grieved about something. Like, uh... Oh, fuck, what is her name? Who plays Billy Lumas's mother? Oh yeah, it's the comedian but I can't think of her name. Laurie. No. Fuck. Look it up.

I'm doing it. As soon as I read him to be like, this is why I'm getting Alzheimer's. Lori Metcalf. Lori Metcalf. She was so fantastic. Yeah. Oh, they. I was thinking it was somebody from Saturday Night Live, but no, it was, yeah, yeah, you were thinking of Rosian? Yeah. Great show. Too bad she's a terrible person. Oh, real quick, thank you for the people who let us know that Paul Walker, we should not be

mourning his passing so much. He've groomed young women. No, yeah, of course he did. Like his girlfriend at the time of his passing was like, gross. Gross. he th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Yeah, to to to passing was like I think they started dating when she was like 16. Gross. He wasn't. All right Paul Walker drive off a cliff then. And also Vin Diesel has been real shitted women. Really? Yeah and apparently it's awful to work with. Okay. So just saying. Can we keep like John Sina? As far as I know yeah yeah. I never really heard a bad thing about John Sina except he stepped in something about China in Taiwan and tai. the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th about John Zinan, except he stepped in something about China and Taiwan. And for that, I kind of feel like, we'll let you learn your lesson on that. But he also like taught himself Cantonese, like, he can speak it fluently. Okay. Yeah, like he's a super smart, interesting dude.

And he's done the most make wish, most of make a wish, a familiar. And he's going bald and trying to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide to hide it to hide it to hide it to hide it to hide it He's on the most amicouish, most amicableia. And he's going bald and trying to hide it real hard. Oh boy. You know what? I feel like a man of his means has a lot of ways to hide it. Sure. So just like, make it work. If Elon Musk can do it. So back to this movie. So, my next note just says, well, this movie really does need to end, though. And you've been going at such a good clip. Yes, and I feel like another thing that the Scream franchise always has to do is the big confrontation at the end with lots of running and being dead and then not being dead and jumping and falling and climbing. And after a while, there's so many characters to deal with in the scene. Yes. That it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th is is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I is so th. I th. I th. I'll is th. I'll is th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I is th. I is th. I is th. I is th. I is is th. I is is is th. I is is. I is. I is. I is. I is is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is so. I is so. I is so. I is so th. It is so th. It is so th. It's is so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's th. It's th. It's th. I feel. I feel. I feel. I feel. I feel. I feel. I feel. I feel. S. I feel. I'm. I the scene. Yes. That it takes forever. And there's so much like Kirby's dead. She's not dead. Bobbidi's dead and Dibbiddy dead. And

not and like so it just like it's not only the killers that are dead and not dead in this one it's the it's everybody is dead and not dead. This is where I wrote that this should have been called kills Dermit and then. Yes. She's using the voice modulator where did she get it? Yeah you can just buy it on eBay. And Hot Guy returns and he's fine and Chad is alive. Core four fine. Red right hand plays again. Yeah. And then she's got Billy's coat and Billy Lumas's coat and his mask. Yeah. And she throws away the mask and keeps the coat. I don't think that I care about Sam's dark side for Scream 7. No. Do you? Unless like she just goes on like an in cold

blood like murder rampage across the country. Yeah I would watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I don't have to figure out who the killer is, you know? Sure. Sure. I was kind of hoping with that like reveal of the guy, of the Jason guy at the very beginning, if we're like, okay, we just know who the killer is, let's see what therapist. Did you watch all the way to the end of the credits? What do you think? I did not either. Okay great. I was going to

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Haywire, like in that one movie. No, and you know though when they put on another one, we'll watch it. Yeah, we've got to, we're a screen podcast. Yeah. We're all famous, horror comedy, slash, screen us. Way through the other 427 episodes to get to get the s, we, we,, we, we, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, and, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th, like, th, th, th, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, th, like, like, th, like, like, like, th, like, like, th, like, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, like, like, like, thi, thi, to, to, to, thi, to, tho, tho. to, thi, tho. tho, tho, tho, like, th. th. the other 427 episodes to get to the 6 we did about Scream. We're just killing time until another scream comes out really.

Katie, Alan. Can I read you an email that we received? Sure. Hi, Katie and Alan. Hi. That's us. I've never emailed a podcast before. This is starting like a penthouse letter and I'm very excited.

I never thought I would be one to to to to to the to to the to the the to to the the to the to the to the to to the the th. the th. the th. th. th. thi thi. the the the. the. th. th. the. We thi. the. th. We'll th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I never thought I would be one to email a podcast. But I just had to tell you how much I love the show. Oh, thank you. I only started listening about six months ago. I found you guys by searching for an episode about Silver Bullet. Not a movie I would have guessed. I like the idea that this person woke up one day and was like, what people have said about silver bullet? The Corey Hame Gary Busey vehicle.

That's right. Since then I've gone through most of the back catalog and signed up for the Patreon. Thank you. You guys crack me up. Okay, thank you. Thank you. I don't remember which episode Alan talked about Attack, the Crab Metal Band. Yeah. But that's the movement I fell in love. I'd forgotten about them. How could I? I forgot about your obsession with them. Oh my God I'm still so obsessed with that band. Whenever I think about you just being like

standing on Penn Avenue outside of like our friends art gallery doing the crab dance. Crab Cor. Crabcor! The Clue and Ghost and Mr. Chickens episodes were so great. Thank you. Hard to agree. Two of my favorite movies from my childhood. I was like, oh, you're my age. Yeah.

Who was one of my favorite movies as a child. Yeah, yeah, and Ghosts and Mr. Chicken is one of my favorite movies now.. th. th. the th. C. C. th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. C. C. C. C. C. I. C. C. I was like, oh, you're my age. Yeah. Who was one of my favorite movies as a child? Yeah, yeah, and Ghosts and Miss Chickens are one of your favorite movies now. They're probably right between us. I watched those both over and over and still do T.B.H. I look forward to the new episodes every week and when it's a movie I haven't seen, I go back and listen to old episodes to fix to fix to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thiiiolololololololome the the old the old episodes to fix, to get my fix, lull. Oh, you sweet baby angel. I have a request for Patreon. Please!

Yeah. Will you guys cover a point break? What's this person's name? Their name is Jessica. Jessica? Yes. Oh, but the remake. Anyways. Oh, get ready for everyone to hate me. Because I but the remake. Anyways.

Oh, get ready for everyone to hate me because I know people love that movie. It is trash. I watched it within the last three years and I was like, no, this is still trash. I know of people in this room that love that movie. I know. Two are not allowed to hate me due to our contractual obligations to one another. We signed back for the devil to love each other forever. Anyways, thanks for the awesome show. It brings me so much joy. Literally laugh out loud every episode. You guys are great. Thanks again. Jessica. Jessica, I'm only doing this because I love you.

And our, my notes app put a number one before Jessica, so she's number one, Jessica. Number one, Jessica. Yeah, what, what? Yeah, I love that for her. Thank you, Jessica, thank you, thank you for being a betrone. Thank you for listening to the episodes. Thank you for enjoying it and thanks for just, thanks for participating. Thank you for being a friend.

Yeah, yeah. for being a friend. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. But without the copyright infringement. Yeah. They're all dead now. Anyway. Yeah, they wrote that. That's a Betty White original. Katie, what movie did I burden you with for next week? Holy fuck my dude.

Why don't you tell them? This is your problem. During the 1968 Vincent Price vehicle Witchfinder General, which I built to Katie as maybe the meanest movie Vincent Price has ever done. Yeah, I don't remember you saying that. I need to focus more when we're talking. It's on shutter currently if you're a subscriber. And you can watch it other places, probably in like that Vincent Price box set you

all on. Mm-hmm. And if you don't have a shutter account, email me and I'll give you Alan's password. Just for doing this to me. And social security number. Yeah. Oh yeah, I do have that, too. All right, let's go. We're out of here. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wear-Bahmah. Scream. Screevy. Mady Axe and I'm dead wolves, Savin'is time you set the pool.

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