Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 430- Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

In this week's episode, we're back to the terror of filling one's home with cameras in the 2010 found footage film "Paranormal Activity 2." Special topics for your consideration include: so much talk about Burger King that you might run right out and get yourself a flame-boiler Whopper™, words that you can't say on this podcast, problematic furniture, and a true roundup of horror favorites: dumb teens, bad advice, annoying demons, not listening to the one person who is trying to help, and more! We've covered two other Paranormal Activity films: Episodes 83 and 296- "Paranormal Activity" and "Paranormal Activity 3" respectively.  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy a collection of episode about action movies! It's here, it's POINT BREAK MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Drives me nuts. And that's this franchise though. I know, I know. They found a literal million dollar idea and they're like we're not backing away from this. No, why should they? No, why should they? No, why should they? They really got a new ass baby to be that new ass baby too. This is tiniest of babies. You don't normally see a new ass baby in a movie. No, it's true. No. No, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like they're they're they're they're like they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they get like an eight-month-old and they're like, "'Grah!' When she leans down, she's like, it smells so good. I was like, new babies do smell so good. They do. Ah, let's say you don't eat them into the sun. Yep.

Um, I was very confused both the first time and the second time that I watched this movie. I thought there were three kids in the house, from Baby Hunter to Toddler Hunter so quickly? Yes, I was like, whose big baby is that? Where this big baby come from? But there's like a throwaway line, because I rewound it, trying to figure it out. And there's a throwaway line of Katie being like, I can't believe he's over a year old already. But then I was like, is that her baby?

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Oh no, no, that's later. That's later. Yeah. The boyfriend is just like the dumbest, fucking boyfriend. The boyfriend who's wearing a knit cap in a pool. Yeah. But he puts it on after he dives in the water. Yeah. And he says to Katie, I didn't want to get it wet.

So fucking stupid. And she goes, yeah, that's a good idea. That's good. Yeah, you're a fucking tiks. I love toys. I was like, get some real fucking stickers. Did you just glue those on there? That looks like shit. And that, that, we only see the mobile above his bed in like stark black and white night vision.

It looks like a nightmare spider is hanging above his bed. Yes, and behind that there's a, um, his night light that turns off and turns back on at one point, is it supposed to be a ladybug? But it just looks like a spider with a skull for a head? Yeah, it looks like a scarlet or something. Yeah, no wonder this kid's up all night crying. He goes a lot. Oh, it's a lot. Martin is the nanny.

Yes. the nanny, who seems to be meeting them for the first time today too, which is also wild. I like that they brought the baby home and immediately had the nanny. They were like, you just are on call until we bring this baby home. And I was also like, how much money does a Burger King franchise bring down? But she's rich, remember? Oh, is she? right. In the first movie, we were so angry that Katie and Mika were so rich and didn't seem to work. And they get sort of explained in this movie. Yes, that's right. Because they had like a 20,000 square foot house as like 20-year-olds. Yeah. Yeah.

That's right. Yeah. I think you can make good money on a Burger King franchise. I don't know. Are you a Burger King franchisee? Get in touch. Let us know. I have so many things I want to ask you. And also, can you send me some coupons for some free Wappers, juniors? I'll take an impossible whopper. And I'm sorry that I had used it before. Maybe I just blocked it out, but, who boy. The worst part is now you're going to use it. No, I'm not. It's going to be burned into your brain. No, it isn't.

It's gone. So we need to have a way for them toashing, having the entire house be trash while they're out. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Which we did see in paranormal activity, three again. But now I can't remember how it ties in with that movie. I think they were just tying it into these movies. Okay. Because we get like some flavory text about Mika and Katie as well in this movie. Right, this is 60 days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days thii days thi days thi days thi days thi days thi days thi thi thi thi thi th movie. Right, this is 60 days before Mika's death or whatever. With the chiron that said not soon enough was really weird. Hurry up, Demon. So yeah, there's like some sex pests that come in to put cameras in the house. Yes, those guys are so gross. Would you let those men in your house to do surveillance?

Would you as the father of a teenage girl then make jokes about cameras that can see everything? So gross. With some gross old. Look, just because you're a Burger King franchisee, doesn't mean you can talk like that? And I should probably have a word with your employees because you're telling this to your daughter. Oh. So they put cameras everywhere. Yes. Of course they do. Yeah. Do you have a note that says that pool is dope? I have several notes about the giant pool and attached hot tub? Come on! How are you going to live like that? I don't even have the space for a hot tub? Oh, sure you do you do. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure you do. No, I don't. Sure, you, that's all- Do you think I haven't measured? That's all the space you have.

Yeah, that's true. I don't know how you'd get in and out of it. You'd have to go through the window. Just climb out to the kitchen. Splash! basically being the magical Hispanic, which is a very weird stereotype. She's cleaning and doing the signs of the cross. Yes. We see her smudging sage at one point and I was like, these two things are not, no one who does the sign of the cross.

Yeah. No one who smudges sage does the sign of the cross. Yeah. At least to my knowledge. Yeah. So, uh, the dog sleeps in Hunter's room. Very sweet. Yeah. But it's like, you're this kid's dog now. Like, I don't know if I'm taking care of you anymore or not, just stay with the kid.

Yeah. And Abby's like, okay. Okay. I live here now. So on the first night we get the night camera surveilling the house. And at 1.37 a.m. the light in the pool goes out, and this is supposed to be like, what? Yeah, I mean, light bulbs burn out, buds.

Sure, and I didn't know if someone turned it off in the house or if it was on a timer. Here's what's up. You don't need to leave your pool lights on when you are not else happens that night. That's it, just LA turning off. Okay. All right. And then in the morning we see, that's when we see Martine praying around the house that she's dusting and Abby is pawing at the basement door for some reason.

Which is what pets do? Uh-huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've never had your cat just like stare at a spot on the wall for a really long time intensely? And occasionally meow at it or jump at it? Yeah. Yeah. That's just because they're stupid. Or? Or what? Or what? Can they see something that we can't see? Like dust or like very small flies? Oh, no, I can see the dust? I started to think about it? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah dust or like very small flies. Oh no I can see the dust I just don't think about it. I understand that yeah that makes sense. It's 2023 why we still got dust. How have we not evolved out of dust? What have we not evolved out of dust? What have their skin? to their skin? What does my skin keep flaking off and filling the house with dust? What if your skin? What if your skin th? thi th th th th of skin until you were just a giant thing of skin, like a rectangle of skin? I'm going to be really nice to like, because I bump into stuff constantly, so it would just be like, piqued. Yeah, I guess so.

You know how they bred German shepherds to have low slung hips. It's just like really dry air bags. How I mean... Bring this idea. You know how they bred German shepherds to have low slung hips? We need to start breeding people to not slough their skin. And it's also funny because we would look like breaded people. I love that. Like a dinosaur shaped chicken nugget. Oh, it's so gross. Speaking of gross, there's a scene where Christy is taking a bath and her husband is filming

her and she says I kind of want you to smash me and I just wrote, ew, with one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine Ws. I wouldn't want to smash you. I kind of want you to smash me. Is this like that releasing the crackin? Definitely a dude, way too old to be naming his dick. Yes, yes, he's an older guy for sure. Yeah, like my first impression was like, oh, he is way too old to be with this woman. It feels like Christie is closer to his daughter's age than to his.

Yes, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Cut to night two, 133 a.m. Hunter screaming in Katie's babysitting. Yes. Is it confusing that Katie is a main character in this and you are also Katie? Like I might think that you're talking about me. Am I doing these things? Yeah, it does confuse me quite a bit. But that's it. That's it for that night. Yeah, there's not, I, this one is missing some things, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, there's no a Wigi board with a pentagram that catches on fire in it. Right. But I will say the casting is perfect for this because those two women look like they could be sisters. They do. Remember how they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th they they th th th th th th the the the the. the. the. thate. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's the. the. the. could be sisters. They do. Remember how they made them look like sisters as little girls when they died that little girl's hair black? Clearly not her hair. Here I wrote, the nursery has its own bathroom. That's good Burger King money. That's a lot of whoppers,

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Mom, and they go to grandmas and moms there, and mom gets killed. Yeah, you might be right about that. And then grandma takes the girls to, I don't know, sell them to the devil or... I, who knows? Who could remember? Well, yeah, okay. Yeah. Wait, is that the one where they were fucking, and the guy was in there and there was dust on the floor, like flower or something? The dust fell from the ceiling.

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Yeah, it's not a very good move on the demon like, so you figure you become enough to like move things in the real world, right? You gotta practice. Sure. You gotta spin a mobile and be able to stop it before whoever walks back into a room. Why you have to stop it, we don't know. So is the lifting the pool cleaner thing, just the demon being like, I can lift things out of water? You think it's just all, it's for the demon's own benefit and not for the benefit of the family to scare them? It's doing a quick few squats when you get out of bed in the morning

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Because later it's just like dumping a pot off of that, that, that, that, that, that, not have an house with children. No. Because if it ever came down it would kill one of the children. That's gonna push that baby, yeah. It had to weigh 50 pounds. Yeah, it was huge. But it's just like one pot. He's like, hey. And then, oh no, wait. Have we done more paranormal activities? Because we did the one, Toby is the one where the stuff falls from the ceiling. Is that free? I'm looking it. I. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I that's that's that's their. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I have. I have th. I have their their their th. I have their th. I have th. I th. I th. I their th. I have their th. I have th. I have th. I to is the one where the stuff falls from the ceiling. Is that three? I'm looking it up. Having your home be haunted by a demon with perverted tendencies. I think that's Toby. Okay. Okay. And then we did the one where grandma is involved too. I think that's the end of, yeah. Yeah, we've done one and three. That's it. Weird. Yeah. So that must all be the same movie. Three. Get in touch if that's all the same movie. I don't like to do three if you're out there. Do you think that Ali really likes the Ramones and the Misfits because

she has those posters up in her room? They're very prominently displayed. Such a like some dude my age putting up band posters, you love the remotes, the misfits, give you something a little younger, here's Kurt Cobain. And then... The year's 2006? Yeah. Yeah. Like my chemical romance would have been dated at that point.

Yes, exactly. She'd probably like the Machine Gun Kelly's. Or, I don't know. What was 2006? You're younger than I am. What was popular in 2006? I stopped listening to new music in 2002, so it's hard for me to say. Really? That's when you tapped out? Pretty much. Okay. Okay. What was the new music you were listening to in 2003? Uh, like emo? But then it got all Christian and Wussie and like, then it got like fallout boy? tho? tho? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thin, the. to theeeeeeeean. thin, the. the. thoooooooooo. the. th., emo, but then it got all Christian and Wussy and like, then it got like, Fall Out Boy and that, and that was just a bridge too far for me. Too poppy. Too poppy.

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Check your A1C. I'm going to take over for Wilfrid Brimley. Oh man, it's about time. So Burger King catches Martin smudging sage and fires her the next day without a backup plan for child care even though his wife doesn't seem to work but whatever. There's like a loud crash and Martin is just like no ah fuck that noise. She's a magical Hispanic so she can sense the demons in the house yeah which is thank goodness, you know

And she also only speaks in Spanish and they never subtitle her I appreciated that Did you like that? Yeah, and like B. K. Speaks to her in Spanish as well like like Spanglish he's kind of like doing going back and forth? But you liked not knowing what she said. Yeah, I thought it was fine. You got the gist of what she was saying? Yeah, just a little little little little sp sp sp sp little little little sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's the th. She's the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. She's th. I. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I thought it was fine. You got the gist of what she was saying. Stop being a dumbass BK. Let me do some smudge. Just a little smudge dog. For the Bibby. Also, I don't know how we've gotten this far into this episode without talking about it. If there's something happening, you're getting the lowest based rumble. Yeah. Just this ba point of where it's like, yeah, it's too much. It's too much. It's too much and it's also very hard to hear. My opinion. Like everything just will say thudding.

And you're like, oh, okay, I guess there's a sound happening. That might be on me, though. Yeah, but it's also like when you're listening that has a lot of double bass and it just like it'll lose the guitars because there's so much double bass going on. Yeah. This is just a constant sub-base rumble and you're like I'm sorry, Chris Christie, could you repeat that? I did not get that. Yeah, so yeah, she gets fired which is dumb. It is dumb and Ali's like she wasn't hurting anyone and it's like yes you are correct. She is the only correct one in this entire movie. Oh God I hated the sea where she's like laying outside with her boyfriend doing research he's like can I just rub your back? Oh God. He's like oh man. He makes a pussy joke later with a

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I don't know. I mean, she's making jokes about pussy hunting. Yeah, who wasn't making jokes about pussy at 14? 14 year old girls not that much. I don't know. It's been a really long time since I was 14. That actor is two years younger than you are. Which is who's made in 2010? Yeah. Wow.

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Which he picks up with the barbecue tongs, even though he has a garbage bag in his hand. Use your, put your hand inside the bag and pick up the bird. What are you doing? What are you doing? Bird is filled with mites and all sorts of miroes thinks. makes when he takes it over to the grill, which is very gross because that's also where you cook your food? That's where you do your flame broiling? Uh-huh. That's where you make those Wappers junior?

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Oh, in Jira. Yeah. Yeah. And don't sprinkle a little packing peanut in there. Yes. Yes. There's like a weird dryness to it. A dry melt. But God I love it. Yeah. Every time I'm on the turn bike I'm like I'm going to BK because it's not really many in the city. No, no, no, they're hard to get to.

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There's a cataclysmic ending to this film. Is there? Yeah, there's tons of deaths. Yeah, but it's not scary the way the other movies were. I mean, not that I was scared of them, but I found them creepy in a way that I did not find this one. There is no Katie standing beside the bed for five hours. Yes. And then doing it again as a little girl, yes. Yes.

That was very good. Although, I did like the part where Christy was sitting in the kitchen and everything crashes and opens, I thought that was good. But then they did it better when they dropped the ceiling. Which is in the third movie, right? I think so. So really, this is on us. This is on us for our long-standing tradition of watching franchises out of order and then being pissed about it. Is this how like everyone told me when I was a kid how amazing Jimi Hendrix was? But it's been so long that I've heard all the

people that were influenced by Jimmy Hendrix that was like, it's fine. Yeah, that could be. Yeah, that could be. Arified of bad hooks, what does that mean? No idea. Uh, who knows? Terrified of bad hooks? It has something to do with her hanging the pot. She's, oh, she's terrible at hanging pots. Oh, God, I got it. Is she, though? Or is it the husband is like, yeah Burger King is like,

Oh, you just didn't hang it up right? You just put it right on the edge. You're probably stupid. You're probably so bad at this. So the parents go out, they're like, we need a night out. Let's leave the baby with Ali. Yes. And she knows her parents have cameras. How is she gonna let this guy in? She just lets Brad right in the door. And then films it.

With like her dad's camera? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like your dad might watch this. Your boyfriend spelling out pussy on a wigi board. But then you spelled Pussy Hunt. He was gonna spell Hunter. He was gonna spell Hunter.

He had Pussy Hunt. She thought it was too funny at Pussy Hunt, which is very funny to be like a demon is possessing a wiki board, but you stop at a good pussy joke. Yeah, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm backing this up.

Hold on. that the demon allowed him to spell out pussy and then was like, no, no, I'm trying to say Hunter. No! 100% as soon as they stopped fucking around, the demon was like, hey, can I get in here and say a message or a quick? The demon's like, I'm waiting. It's a party line and you've got to wait for your neighbor to go off the phone? You don't remember party lines right? Party lines. Holy shit. I really thought that they just called it pussy hunting. I thought that was like a thing between them. Having sex.

Okay, all right. So weird. So weird. So weird. I'm about to think about going a little pussy hunt later. Yes. That seems more plausible to me than the ghosts. Yes, because demons aren't real. Perverted kids are!

How? What was that that just fell and how did a demon do it? It's rolling across the floor. It's coming at me! I'm really comfortable. Thank you, Katie. You're welcome, Alan. Yes, it was demons aren't real but perverted

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how he's kept this franchise going for so long because he is not detail oriented. He is definitely not detail oriented. Well, then we, the next scene is Ali and Brad looking on the computer at Demon Info. Yeah, this is when he tries to do the back rub. Yes. And she's like, demons will come for a first-born son if you've promised made a deal for wealth. And I was like, it's a Burger King franchise. Who makes a deal with the devil for wealth and ends up with a Burger King franchise? But then luckily she says, this is the first male child in Christie's family line in generations. We don't find that out until a few scenes later. Because in Christie's family line in generations.

We don't find that out until a few scenes later. Because in this, for several scenes, I was like, he sold out his soul for a Burger King franchise. I was gop-smacked for having forgotten about the rest of the movies. God, I wish that was the conceit of this film. Me too. We could make that movie.the conceit of this film. Me too. We could make that movie. We'll make it a Taco Bell.

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Punch them up. You got a script to us, we'll punch it up. Yeah, not while their rider strike is still happening, we're gonna wait till that's done. Yeah. We don't cross picket lines. They weren't, they weren't busting down our door for us to do it this week, Alan. But, well, you know, I didn't wanna just think we were scabs. No, yeah, yeah, for sure. children's toy moving across the floor. Those vehicle toys are deeply annoying. And I just have a note, is this where they got the idea for Skin of Morink?

Oh, I know it's a phone. Yeah, same thing. Yeah. This part of the movie is long and a bit tedious. Yeah. Until the kitchen crashes open, which is great. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Is that when Christyles the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to the to open, which is great. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

So, is that when Christy yells, God leave me alone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The apostrophe is not there? And it's just like, God leave me alone. God, just let me take a shit in peace for one fucking minute. You don't have to watch me all the time. What's the chattie?? the chintity. You the chintity. You the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the time. What's the champ? No privacy, no dignity, no privacy, no dignity.

That's, in our demon franchisee movie, that's what the demon's going to say when it shows up at the house. I love that. Allie tries to talk to Christy about what they're both experiencing, and Christy turns around and whispers, your Aunt Katie says we can't the it tho can't tho can't tho your Aunt Katie says we can't talk about these things because if we do it'll just get worse. She's not an expert. No, why don't we let Aunt Katie make the decisions in our house?

Best boobs in like the Tri-State area though. You know how when we did scream sex, I said that if my sister was so much taller than me as per Jenna Ortega and her on-screen sister, I'd be pissed. Oh, what if you were had, what if you were Christy? And your sister just had this like world's best rack eight years running, you know. Pittsburgh City paper best of. You'd be so bummed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so dumb. So this, yes, so this is when we learned that Christie's family line has never had a mail in it or something. Right. This is where I said, oh, I assumed it was the Burger King money. That was a stupid assumption. I have a note that just says demon stuff after that. You know, demon stuff. Yeah, I mean, I do like that it doesn't go down too far of a road of trying to explain to us. That. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. That. That. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. so so so so so. so. so. so. so. so. so. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. try. try. the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the too the the the the the the. So the. after that. You know, demon stuff.

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dog isn't long for this world. Yeah. So the basement door is open and she goes to investigate it. And then she doesn't like it, so she runs back into the living room. And then we hear her barking and whining and then a thud. Right. Yeah. So the dad runs over to get the dog. And Allie comes in as well. And they're like about to leave, I guess to go to the emergency vet.

And Christy comes down the stairs and she's like, what do I do? And the dad, Burger King is like, stay home with Hunter. It's like, I can't believe this mother needed to be told that she had to stay home with the baby. That's her baby. Yeah, I know. Yeah, and she's not a, he's not,y's dad. She doesn't have to like get information from him. No, no. Oh yeah, I just, yeah, that part.

But I was like, I was also like, this is a rare like instance of being proactive from these people. Right. They're just like, we got to take the dog to the vet. Right. Something's going on. And they like, they run out. the dog. They don't care so much about poor Christy. Or alley. So Hunter's Nightlight goes out, spider with a skull for a head, and then Christy gets dragged

out of his room and down the stairs, part way down the stairs. Did you like that? She like that? Did you like that? Did you like that? Oh? I thought you were like asking me if she found her thing? Yeah, is that her thing? No, did you like that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their? their? their. their? their? their? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? the their their their their if she found her thing. Yeah, is that her thing? No, did you like that? Uh, it was fine, but they did it in the last movie? Yeah, I was disappointed. I did like that she gets drug all the way down to the basement? Yeah. And then like hours go by and she comes up and like, she's a demon of that that I did think was kind of upsetting was that the baby is crying in his crib and she keeps trying to go get to him and the demon keeps pulling her away.

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What do you mean about? What do you mean about chicken fries? You have your chicken fry meeting? They're gonna bring those, uh, ruin they used to do the international sandwiches? No? Yeah, they used to do these sandwiches. Yes, the chicken parm. Yes. On the long bun. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Yes. Burger King. I can remember freaking out about those coming back. I love a burger thirty. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they used they used they used they used. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They used they used they used they used they used they used they used they they they they used. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. They're th. They're used th. They're used th. They're the th. they the. They used they they they they used they they used they used they used they this. We've got anything but the Italian. I'm like, why would you get any of the other men? There was like a French one. It's probably got some schnitzel or something on there.

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Hold on. Where's the closest one? There's one in Harmer. Is there a Burger King in Aetna still? Burger King, here you are. Yeah, it's Atna. Most Pittsburgh shit ever. It's a Burger King and Aetna still. I hope until 2 a.m.

It's right next to the game. There's a Burger King in Atna. The show, what have we become? So yeah, BK can't get mom to bed. So he was like, hey, Ali, you're in charge of the baby now. Yeah, he's like, something's wrong with her. I can't get her up. Yeah. You're a child, take care of this baby and her.

Yeah. Because he's got a big Burger King meeting. You can bring them international sandwiches back. Oh my God. So she's left with a sleepy mom and we've never mentioned this, but Ali is not Christie's daughter. No, she is Burger King's baby from, and her mother has passed, which we know because when she, when the haunting begins, she's like, well, what if it's mom? And the dad doesn't say anything. Oh, I didn't notice that. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, I don't know, I hope not. Yeah. I'm fucking this lady now. That's gonna be weird. I'm doing the dead bird and the girl jokes with this lady.

Oh no! So, Ali sees Christy in Hunter's room, and she sees that Ali has like a big mouth bite mark on her thigh? But it looks like a person bite, which is interesting. Yeah. You know, demon people, I guess. Also, she's found something written on the inside of the basement door or scratched into it, and it looked like it said, Milky? It looked, tiple.

Did you know what it said? I was like, like, Melky Cabrera? Who's that? A baseball player. Of course it is. What does Melky Cabrera sound like to you? Philosopher. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But that same where she sees the thing on her thigh, she's like looks in, sees Christie sitting in Hunter's room seemingly asleep. Yeah, or just like sacked out anyway. And then like turns around and looks back and she's gone. And then she comes walking out of the hallway. And I was like, I'm not surprised. There's a bathroom door right there that leads into another room that you could have come out of. Yeah, these, every room that seems to be connected

by bedroom, bathroom, bedroom, bathroom. Yeah, yeah. That's got a good to lead would just walk in just walking in. I remember my friends of mine lived in a house in D.C. that had at the top of the basement steps was a toilet. Oh God. It was right off the kitchen. What? It was the weirdest fucking thing. I think that was also the the toilet that's when they set it up, they set it up wrong, and it had hot water running into it. What? That's a wild.

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Christy and he needs to come home right now. Yeah, yeah. The baby's crying and she's ignoring it. Mm-hmm. And she shows dad the she shows dad the video of Christie getting dragged. Yes. And his response is, I gotta call Martin? Yes, he's like Martin was fucking right. Which I appreciate. He was like, she tried to tell me and I didn't listen. I gotta call Martin.

But also, I just fucking cut ties with this family, just up and go, you know? Take Ali and get the fuck out. No, take Ali and get the fuck out. No, Martin does come back though to her credit. Yeah, yeah, she was always nothing but nice. And then we see, we over hear a conversation because it's being filmed between Ali and her father, where she's like, no, Katie is her sister, we can't do that. And he's like, no, you have to transfer it to someone else, a blood relative.

And you're like, what, this is a very abrupt shift in this plot. Oh, we didn't even notice that either. Did I fall asleep again? Yeah. Basically, he's talking about how Martin told? then, then, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. toe. toea. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. the. the. the. the. told him that they need to transfer this demon to someone else. Oh, right, right. And it has to be a blood relative. And the, like, this sudden specificity is just like a very like 180 on the whole thing. Oh, is this after he puts the cross on her in the basement and like there's the earthquake that happens? This is before that.

Bartie not been eating. Bartine has given him something, this cross and dipped it in something? Olive oil. Is it olive oil? Okay? Has Christine not been eating? I don't know. Everything has olive oil, right? Well, I think you're anointing it with oil, is the, like, yeah. Whatever.

That's like some Catholic shit. It is some Catholic shit, but I'm not Catholic. Yes, but as I pointed out, you were raised Catholic. I do have a confirmation name. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, he, somehow I didn't even notice that though. I think I'm, I'm not, not sleeping, definitely zoning out a part of the movie, because it starts to drag after a while. Sure, it really does. Yeah, he puts the cross on Christie and it like, the camera falls to the ground, there's like an earthquake that happens or something? There's a lot of shit clattering around in night vision,

which is definitely like a marker of this time of movie, right? Like, it feels very wreck and very ghostly encounters or ghost encounters or whatever. It's just all of those movies are like... Yeah it's harder to see isn't it? Spooky. And it costs a nickel. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then Martian burns a childhood photo? Why does she do that though? Because it shouldn't be here, I guess. OK, and Hunter is kind of running around like a little goblin and labyrinth, you know? I don't understand what that was. No, I don't know.

They could have just given the demon to the child. His shorts are ridiculous. What is that baby doing in those shorts? I don't know. Was he playing basin lift biscuit? I don't know. They are. Jorts that come down to his like, there are three quarters of the way between his knee and chin. But they're like... Jenko width. Yes. I mean Hunter's a cool baby. Maybe he was in Crazytown. Yeah, maybe. Whenever I think of Janktown. Yeah, maybe. Whenever I think I'm today goes, sugar, baby. Uh, so, uh, so then it's three weeks later? Yes, and we're seeing footage from the first movie of Katie and Mika.

Right, right. And then Katie comes over and she's like, so are you still having weird stuff? Because I have weird stuff now. Yeah, and Chrissy's like, nope, not me. I'll never think of it again. I think you should just take your own advice and shut the fuck up. Did I do that? Yeah. She didn't. She didn't. I forgot that they were so rich and we were so mad about it until she like pulled up in that convertible. The convertible. Go fuck yourself. You know, you know. So we see something about Mika's death.

Yes, it's now we see that he dies on the eighth. And now we're back at the house on the ninth. But they are seemingly not aware or the least compassionate human beings ever that Mika is dead. No, I don't think they know because no one would have reported it, right? So Burger King is like lounging on the couch and you see what? He's laying on the couch in a way that's like, yeah, just go lay on the couch. Like this?

This is a stiff is a board, baby. I guess so. Make it look like your spine and knees don't work. Are you relaxed? No! Good. You see Katie in the outfit from the first movie, covered in blood in the living room. Yes. And then Katie murders the Burger King. By snapping his neck. Yeah, I wish it had been better.

Choke him to death. Anything. You were not Arnold Schwarzenegger and command.. You're you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're not to, you're not to, to, to to better. Choke him to death. Yeah. Anything, you were not Arnold Schwarzenegger and Commando, you're not just snapping necks. No, I did not like that. Not at all. And then she goes into the baby's room where Christy is with the baby and just shoves her into a wall to kill her, I guess. Yeah, throws her at the camera. At the camera. Yeah. Yeah, thakes the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thor's th. th. th. thor's thro to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. thin thin the thr. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, the the the thro. thro. the. to too crying to laughing, which I thought was pretty good. Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, because demons are hilarious to babies. I guess so. We all know this. Yeah, I mean that baby, he loves it. As the famous saying, funnier than a demon to a baby. That's right. And as they say, it takes a demon. To raise a village. We get a chiron that says that Ali found her parents' bodies. Yeah. Yeah, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi thi thi thi, the baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thii the thi thiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thia thi thi. We get a Chiron that says that Ali found her parents' bodies. Yeah. Poor All of her parents are dead.

Yes. Yeah. And the Katie and Hunter are still missing. We're about unknown. So when are we going to do paranormal activity for and find out what happened to him? I don't know. I thought we already did. Me too. At some point, later.

Yeah. Katie. Alan. Not in the movie in my, in the clubhouse. In the clubhouse. Give me a rating on this film. You know, I liked the first and third, much, much, much more than this one. I thought this one peaked with that scary thing happening in the kitchen,

and then from their their their their their their their their their their their their dad it was just downhill. Yeah, yeah. And the climb to that peak was not particularly enthralling. Sure. I am glad to know though that they sort of like brought it back because paranormal activity three was good in my memory anyway which is to say very poor. This is just any other turn of the decade, you know, anything that was made between 2006 and 2013 and came out on demand. Yeah. That's what this movie is. So for that it gets a four.

Okay. You. Okay. I think four is good for this. Yeah. I definitely, like the other ones we've done I've been way more into like yeah. They just had better of storylines like did I need this? I think this one didn't do a great job of building tension either which the first and third ones definitely did. Sure, sure. As well as being funny and

corny and like this was just the funny corny stuff without the tension. Yes, absolutely. And I put out a tweet asking people how they feel about this movie, because for some reason I had it in my head that like, these movies were not looked well upon in the horror community. Okay. But we got a lot of responses of people who say they really enjoyed one or one in three. Okay. Or they're just not into these movies at all. Okay, like Cinema Psycho show. That's a big nope for me. Okay, yeah, but other people who think that they're the first is a classic. I think yeah. Weary chuckle. Who says that? Weary chuckle? Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I think four is solid for this film.

Thank you. You know what you're going to like more than that, Katie? What? I hope so anyway. This is a note or a message from Patron. It goes a little something like this. Hello Katie and Alan. Hello.

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been exploring my love for horror movies through you both. Oh, I'm so glad, and I'm sorry you're having a tough time. Yeah, hopefully, I mean, it'll get better. Probably. Yeah. Do you have a demon haunting your infant son? Because that's bad. If so, do you have a sibling? I have a short anecdote to share. Okay.

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Yeah. And we don't really do stuff around Pride, just like we don't do stuff around like Black History Month. And like, for me, it feels like pandering to do stuff like that. I don't want to pander. I want to be an ally all the time. But I. And but I. And I. And I, but I I I th. And I th. And I to I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. to be. th. to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr. thr. thr. thr. tri. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. to to to to thr. thr. to to time. And, but I just want to say like, we support everyone out there who's like, going through some fucking shit right now for being queer, for being trans. I worry about our friend Jean a lot, who's in Florida. Yeah. Yeah.

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my support and ally whatever yeah yeah we just do a thing yeah but I just wanted to make sure that like we knew people know that like We love you. We love you. We should have said this on the main podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Oh well, too fucking late. I can cut it and put it in the main podcast. Do it. You will. I will. I will. Speaking of which. Yeah. What are we doing next week, Katie? Next week we are going to have a very special guest. We are going to be joined the the the the the the to to to to the to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. People. th. th. People. th. People. th. th. People. th. People. th. People. People. to. People. to. to. to. People. People. to. to. t. to. to. to. to. together. together. to. together. to. the the the the the the the the th. th. going to have a very special guest. We are going to be joined by our friend Kurt from the Enjoy Wrestling Promotion. What? And we're gonna do a wrestling themed horror movie. This is very exciting. It is. What are we doing? See no evil? Two. Starring Kane. The deuce. You know I was talking to Kurt about this how we watch these movies out of order and they act pissed off because we can't figure out what's going on in them.

So I'm really glad that we can bring him into the fold on a sequel of a film I know nothing about. I feel like it's the most American thing we can do is get mad at our own ignorance. Yes, you're so right about that. And blame someone else. Why didn't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they just they just they just they just they just they just they th the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they make it more easy for me? Why didn't these fucking idiots make me watch the first movie first? Why don't they just put the first movie at the beginning of this movie so I don't have to watch the first movie first? Yeah, Fast and Furious does it every time.

They sure do. In case you were not paying attention. Last time, on the fast and the Furious. I'm still alive. Oh my God, you just spoiled that for so many people. Which one? I don't know. I feel like he's alive again in a lot of them. Okay, fair enough. I don't know though.

I feel like we're gonna get an angry letter about that. I kind of want to see ten. It's got my mow in it. Yeah, we're gonna. He's dreamy, right? Um, yeah. I think, yeah, not my type. No? I like a weird dad. His thighs are not pale enough. Have you not seen the footage of him on the side of the stage while Pantera is playing, singing along with his young son?

Oh, that's adorable. That's weird dad, that is weird, Dad. He's just not that Craig T. Nelson type, you know. Sure, sure. It's more of a Jason Mamoa type. I mean, would. I feel like he's one of those people that, if I met him in real life, I'd just be like, uh, uh, real pretty. Yeah. I can like feel myself blushing to think about having to look upon his face. I mean, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, thi. Yeahillin Hall was just like a few feet away from me like that that thing of

seeing someone that's that whatever. Yeah, in real life. Yeah. Nah. You should have slapped his ass. No, don't ever slap anyone's ass. No, go on. What up Donnie Darko? She's so fucking beautiful. Thanks. Katie. Alan. These people can find us on the internet? Sure, you can be patron at Patreon.

Patreon.com, back slash, world of ambulance. We've got merch on T-Public. It's T-E-E-Public. Search for Where-Wear-Alvambulance. We still never figure that out, which is... Are link tree is going to take you all there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where all famils at Gmail.com, we're on Twitter. We're on Instagram though. I think Allen's off social media, so I might be on my own with the Twitter. I do go and check for messages. Okay. And to see just sit there and scroll through reels on Instagram for like

like too long. Like sitting on the toilet for half an hour. Oh no. Too long! You're gonna get the red marks on your knees from your elbows. You're gonna get the red marks around your bum cheeks from the or from the seat. Exactly. We need a social media intern. We had someone offered to do it. We've the to check to make sure everything everything the the their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to sit to sit. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to to to to toilet. toilet. toilet. toilet. to toilet. toilethoilethoilethoileth. toileth. toileth. toileth. toilet. toilet for toilet for toilet for to to toil it and then we freaked out. I know, I know. But no, I do check it, I do check to make sure everything is going on. I'll be on the Twitter, I can't, I'm not doing shit with Instagram. Yeah, yeah, I use it only to contact my tattoo artist. And then we'll be off Twitter once thear thea thea. As soon as that happens, we're tho. Twitter is my true medium. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Why can't the estate of Mr. Rogers by Twitter so that good people can own this?

Fuck. Anyway, come back next week for Kurt and See No Evil? See no evil too? Not called Here No Evil. That was the three quil. Okay. Oh, you think they should have done that got some speech do-a-eem-evil. I feel like Hollywood is just not that smart. That's a bummer. I know that I'm thwarting that job we were about to have earlier where we're playing from the road on scripts, but yeah. No. No. Well, send them in, we'll punch them up. Yeah, punch them up. Bye. The maniacs are not dead pools, Savini's sighting at the pool. No way to in Finland's to fulfill reviews.

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