Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 435- Evil Dead Rise (2023)

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new (on Max now!) entry into the "Evil Dead" franchise, "Evil Dead Rise." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable sea of Australians, hailing from a soldering family, reactions to priests, mom sadness, "Dream Child," and so much barfing. SO much barfing! We've covered two other films in the series: the original in Episode 280 and "Army of Darkness" in Episode 229. They are predictably out of order and we still haven't done the second one. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy a couple years' worth of episodes about action movies!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Gainie. Hello Alan. I'd like to welcome you to a new game show that I've started. Tell me all about it. It's based on the tagline from the film Army of Darkness delivered by one Ash, which is Give Me The Sugar Baby. tell me all about it. It's based on the tag line from the film Army of Darkness. Delivered by one Ash, which is give me the sugar baby. Oh yeah, give me the sugar baby. Give me the sugar baby. Everyone playing at home, I know it's give me some sugar, but I prefer give me the sugar. No, I'm with Alan. Whatever he says is right. I am going to ask you a series of questions before we get started on our episode where we will be covering Evil Dead Rise. Okay. And these questions are

pub quiz style so you're just going to give me the answer as I throw them at you in rapid secession. Okay wait okay so this is a speed round we're starting off of the speed round like you do on a game show. Yeah yeah yeah yeah this game show sucks. These are all candy based questions. Hence the name of the game show, Give me the sugar baby. Okay, okay, okay, all right. And these questions are from Eric Owens at anti-maximalist.com, just to give proper attribution to where I stole these from on the internet. Anti-maximalist?

Yeah, yeah. Was minimalist just taken, I guess. Well, I mean, if right. Katie, Alan. Are you ready? I guess. Okay, here we go. There's no pressure. That's fine. Which candy company produces the popular Butterfinger Candy Bar? Nestle? You got it.

Dope. What candy is also the name of a popular 90s rap song? Fock, I don't know. Smarties. Let me see, 'all Tutsi Roll. Tutsi Roll! Yo, Tutsi Roll! Oh, God, I froze. I figured you were to knock that one out of the park.

I figured I would too, if I'm honest with you. And then all I could think of was, all I could think of was, um, okay, Smarty, go to go with Laffey Taffy. But that's from 2003 so that would have not counted for a 90s rap song. And outside of my Oove. Oh yeah right right 2002 is a cutoff point. I like that you were just sticking hard to this. Katie. Yeah. How many times does Mr. Al lick the tutsi pop before budding into it? A one? A two who who? A three? A two who? Who? A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A the. A the. A theing. A theing. A theing. A tyy. A ty. A theing. A theing. A theing. A the. A the. A th. A Mr. Al lick the tutsi pop before budding into it? A one, a two, who, a three? You got it.

What candy is also a name used to describe smart kids? Smarties? Is that your final antler? Nerds? NERDs! I would also accept Smarties if I were you. But you're not like, oh look at these fucking Smarties over here. But what if you were the teacher and you were like, okay, Smarties to the front of the room, dummies to the back.

Then you're not a very good teacher. No, no, you're not. All right, we have just a few more. What can the sloan, the slogan, melts in your mouth, not in your hand. M&Ms. You got it. Here's a, here's a fucking curveball if I've ever thrown one at you. What was the lollipop named after? Oh, I have no idea. The good ship?

A racing horse? A racing horse, I would have, wouldn't have come up with that in 30 guesses. All right. Here we go. Okay. We're coming up on the end here. Okay. And average, on average, how much candy do Americans consume on Halloween? Not as much as I do on a daily basis. That is the correct answer. Yeah, that's so weird. What is it? 3.4 pounds. On one day? On one day? No one eats 3.4 pounds of candy in one day. I mean heroes do.

Wait, no, I'm sorry. I'm not even going to do the math on the ounces of a fun-sized snickers. No. There's no way. What's? Oh, Eric, whatever, at anti-maximalist. You're a fucking liar. Katie?

These final two questions have the same answer. Okay. So allow me to read the two and then give me the answer. Okay. What candy was famously part of a ration for American astronauts in space? What candy was originally designed to be a smoking secession aid. I have no idea. I'll give you a hint. You eat it from a neck?

From a neck? From a neck. A neck? A candy necklace? Pez. Yeah. Katie, you did fantastic on that quiz. Thank you so much.

Thank you for humoring me. I haven't done a quiz or a game in a while, so I wanted to get back at it. I like that you did a quiz for a movie we've already covered. Did we do an episode of Normandy of Darkness? I can't remember. 90% sure we did.

OK. I'm looking it up while we talk. What are we talking about today though? We're talking about the just to HBO Max released film Evil Dead Rise. This is the fifth movie in the Evil Dead franchisee. I must have, what is number four? I must have missed that. Number four is Evil Dead 2013. The reboot reimagining remake. Never saw that. And also we did Army of Darkness in episode 229, Monday, May 20, 2019. Katie, can I tell you a bit of information? Yeah, go for it. In preparation for this episode, I watched every Evil Dead movie. No, you didn't.

In preparation for this episode, I watched every Evil Dead movie. How do you feel? I feel like I was way too harshed of Darkness. It's a really fucking fun movie and I was a dick. So fun. Okay so Alan's, we're getting a vacation Alan right now. So this is a real Alan. And I, we're recording remotely, obviously he's on vacation. I, also this man works on vacation. What the fuck. I am coming home from a pirate's loss. I went to the pirate's game today. they. they. they. the. the. tod. to. tod. tod. tod. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. t. te. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the tttttt. the te. the te. to. te. to. to. to. to. to. te. te. t. t. t. the t. t. the t. t What the fuck? I am coming home from a pirate's loss. I went to the pirate's game today. They lost. And so a man told me I look like Eliza Manelli, which I'm wounded by. So we're coming at this from very different mindsets. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was in the pool three hours ago and asleep for the last two hours. So,, fuck, dude. Who takes a nap? And I just chugged an entire thing of coffee, and now I'm drinking a beer. So I'm like fucking poor man speedballing over here.

Oh, vacation Alan's so fun. I'm in my home office. I'm looking at work I have to do tomorrow. Yeah. Hey, Evil Dead rise. Wait, oh, sorry. Wait, wait, wait. Is there anything else you want to say about the Evil Dead franchise before we get into this? I thought it was going to hate the 2013 movie?

I did not hate it, but it does not have the tone that you want out of an Evil Dead movie. What's the tone like? It's mean. It's mean. It's mean and cruel too, though, I have to say. It is, but it still is like, we're going to throw you some bones that you're going to recognize from your beloved franchise. Yeah, I guess. But, and it's also like, this one is setting up that there's like a wider world going on, which I appreciated. Yes, this is much, especially as the original three went on, they got goofier. Sure. So the first one was like fun and funny, but not as slapstick, and then Evil Dead too, which I don't think we've done that movie.

No, that's the one we've not done. We should do that because that was a fucking god damn joy watching that. Okay, great. I liked it so much better than the original. Because there's a lot of three stooges in it and I'm always here for that. Okay, okay. Because I'm 85 years old. Look, everybody likes the three stooges who's over 60. Every septaginarian loves the three stuges. Everyone who lives through the Great War. Everyone who has a reoccurring Amazon delivery of Centrum Silver loves the three students.

Look, you don't want your calcium to get low and that's not your fault. No, I mean, osteoporosis is real, dog. Anyway, I was very excited to do this movie and it had really been a while, you know, since I had been excited for something. Sure, sure. Like, we got the surprise of being excited about all about evil. Right, that was a bonus. Total bonus, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this movie opens on a doc, sitting on the dock of the bay. If you will. Watching the tide, roll away. And a drone a drone a ddr dr dr dr dr dr dr dr dr d d d drock, I I I I I I I the the the tide, roll away. And a drone rolls in. Yeah. I fucking hate a drone. A drone followed by a duchebag, as they always are and should be. I screamed at someone at Panther Hollow Lake for getting too close to the ducks with their drone. I was like, can't you see you're upsetting them?

They were like flapping and screaming. They were terrified. They live there. That's their house. Yeah, get those ducks out of the drone zone. Jesus. Yeah. So anyway.

Yeah. For your Instagram stories or your Tick tocks, you're going to bother some ducks. Seriously, ducks have never done anything to you. Yeah. I did like that nerd saying you look like you were going to shit a brick sideways. That's something my father would have said. And you're like great this guy is here but fortunately we don't have to spend too much time with him. No. Mm-mm-mm-mm. So we get the woman from the dock going up to check on her friend who's not feeling well. Yes. I believe that's Jen. Jessica. Jessica. Interchangeable.

How much do you love that cabin though? That like extreme A-frame? Yeah, yeah, I fucking love an A-frame. Wild. Ideal house would be an A-frame. It's like so impractical for storing anything, but who cares? So she goes in to check on Jessica and Jessica has her back to her classic horror movie pose. Totally.

We're told she's been given a Klanapin, so she is sleeping it off. Yeah, I mean, say what you will about Dushbag with a drone. A friend with Klonapin. Come on. Yeah, you know what they say. A friend with Klonapin is a friend in Dahlonapin. A friend with Benzos is a friend Ferenzos. Forever? We'll workshop it. A friend with Ludes, they're my dudes. That's perfect. Is that Eliza Manelli a reference? Is that why you're talking about looods? Man, this

Eliza Monelli really rocked you to your fore. It really did. I've never had a celebrity comparison that hurt me before. Yeah, yeah, I get one all the time. What's that? Santa Claus? I don't know why that hurts you. Everybody loves him. It's true. But no, notorious old fat man. I mean, Liza Maneli looks like she's made out a wax. thaaa. thia. thia. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. I, thi. I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I, I. I. I, I. I, I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I, I, I, I, to. I, I, th. I, to. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. I'm, toe. I toe. I to. I to. I'm, Liza Manelli looks like she's made out of wax.

But, I mean, if you watch a cabaret, she was a smoke show. All right. As the kids used to say, and probably don't anymore. Don't anymore. I love the use of meat puppet in this movie, the phrase meat puppet, very good. Right in your musical wheelhouse as well. Yeah, for sure. I love the meat puppets. I love the use of Wuthering Heights in this movie. Right in your wheelhouse. Classic literature.

That's a 16 year old goth. Yeah. Her friend is reading it and Jessica is suddenly sitting up, which I like a lot. And then she's staying aloud the words to Wuthering Heights, which, you know, she does not strike you as the type to have read read classic the the the the the the the the the to the to to the to have the to have the the to have the the to have to have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to the their to theiring heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting height, to have to have to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to have to have to have to have to have to have to read classic, to read classic, to read classic, to have the to have the the the the theuooooooeatheauathea their the she's staying aloud the words to Wuthering Heights, which she does not strike you as the type to have read classic literature. No, no, no, no. Which it's really scary. Yeah, and especially when her voice gets like modulated. She's talking like a demon. I disagree, I think that's worse.

I think if it was just Jessica's voice getting more and more like hyped, you know what I mean? Just like ratcheting up and up I think that would be a lot better than being like, I'm now the devil speaking in the devil's voice. I don't like that very much. So you think of like Piedy Pablo like a helicopter? Twist it around your heads being like a helicopter. Just really getting the room hyped up you would have been more into it. This one's for you. Uh-uh, this one's for who? Us, us, us. It's like, Alan and I both been drinking.

It's, we're on the computer. It's daytime. And she, uh, she yells at Jessica to stop and Jessica stops and then falls off the bed onto her head. Yeah, she really liked. She sure does. Takes a dinger. And then what does she do? And then she vomits up a bunch of KY jelly and it's very upsetting. Yeah, there's a lot of vomiting in this movie.

I felt sorry for you. Yeah, not a fan. I loved every second of it because I love vomiting. I think the vomiting of a clear viscous liquid is even more upsetting because that's not supposed to be in me. And then she fucking scalps her by her braid. Yeah, who's the brainless meat puppet now? I loved that. So here's something I really liked about this movie is that they're like, we're going to give you a thing and thin the thi tho-you to the to then we're going to immediately deliver on that thing.

Yes, there is no waiting for the payoff. It's like, here's the pitch, here's the swing, home run. Or at least this one was a home run, I would say. And then we get, what is her name, is her, the woman who's been scalped. I thinks that's Teresa, perhaps? That sounds good. Okay. Teresa, we see Drone Boy pissing in the lake, and then Teresa walks up behind him, scalped and bloody and crying, of course. Of course.

And I was like, brains can't just be exposed to air like that. And then I was like, no, yeah, they can. That's brain surgery. That's literally what brain surgery is. What do you think they melt like cotton candy if they're exposed to hair? I felt like they would dry out and like shrivel. You know what I mean? Like when you leave basil on the counter. Brainsle. Yeah, I don't know why. And she is immediately followed by the woman wripped her scalp off. Jessica. Who earlier the drone boy said, this drone wouldn't cut your head off, just mangle your face. Yeah. So Jessica mangles her own face with the drone.

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I bet Dave Matthews is just someone who like humps away like a jackrabbit. I bet he has no fucking style What you don't think is polyrhythmically grinding on people? You know I could see it going one to two ways now that you've said that and then post-coitus he puts on a desheie and leaves the room. You're like, thank you for leaving. Don't come back. All of a sudden we see Caleb's head on the dock. Yeah. I like that a lot. I like that it was an animatronic as well.

Nice move. And then Jessica rises from the water, which I thought was really good. And then behind her, the evil-tha-the evil-the evil-the evil-the evil-the evil-the evil-tod-tod-tod-tha-tha-tod-tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s-s-s th-s, th-a-s, th-a-a-s, th-s, th-s, th-a-a-a-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-a-a-s. to-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. tha-s. tha-s. th-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. thooo-s. thoo-s. thoo-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-s. to-s. to-s. to-s from the water, which I thought was really good. And then behind her, the evil dead rise rising above the mountains? Come on. Great cold open. Yeah, my first note on the cold open, chef's kiss. M-mah. I loved it. I loved it.

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But I don't know, and the two sisters are Australian. The son is Australian, but I don't know about the middle child, the teenage girl. Just stealing our accents left and right. I honestly thought they did a good job. Oh yeah, no, I was shocked every time that they were Australian. Yeah. As I'm going through the Australian reading list. Sure.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The teenage daughter, Bridget, is yelling about going to a Labor Day protest and I was like, who protests Labor Day? It's a fine- I want people working. Yeah, it's the finest of holidays. I want children back in the mines and a 12-hour workday for everyone. Sick of these fucking unions.

But I guess we're not. No, we're not. Unfortunately. So you think that kid's just like an industrialist? Exactly. She's getting on the Reagan train early on in life and yeah. When she's looking for her t-shirt, she pulls it out in the movie, it says Eat the Rich, but I imagine that it, like, if she had moved her fingers it would have said like, congratulate the rich or something, you know? Each the, eat the rich taste of the working class being obliterated.

You fucking nailed it. I wish I had just handed that to you from the beginning. I wish I hadn't said anything. Like, congratulate the rich. This, I, I recently, may or may not have made a drunken online order of t-shirts. Oh, what did you buy? I bought a the the the the with a picture of a graveyard and it says we have found new homes for the rich. Oh dude. I'm going hard in the paint. Yeah, you are. That's gonna go over really well in your bougy neighborhood. So everyone's always complaining about something on that god damn list serve, go on.

So I was on my way out to vacation vacation stopped in Johnstown, Pennsylvania at a sheet's wearing that t-shirt no Johnstown for those of you from not Johnstown or this region which is all of you is a very working-class area oh yeah yeah yeah hit hard by the opioid epidemic yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and big Trump country. Big Trump. Big Trump. You know what that guy's going to do? An opioid in every pocket.

Go on. So I'm standing there waiting for my sheets order. You got an MTO. What'd you get on you? What? What? they-o? thi. everything shmaggle? Everything shmaggle. I can think of an egg in Swiss and a tomato slice. Come on, you can't go wrong. I mean, they're MTO's.

So good. Get some shmandwiches. Did you buy any shmigarettes? A bit of shmubby bears? I didn't get any smears either. So I'm standing there in my camouflage baseball cap. t-shirt and people are just walking behind me like I recognize the one I don't like the other I don't know what's going on you're lucky you're a fucking giant my dude many men would be punched out for less I love it I love how confusing I am to the world yeah it's great I don't know what your

camo thing is but I'm here for it currently wearing camo shorts yeah well we cut to a little girl cutting off a baby doll's head with very sharp scissors. Yeah. Don't love that. And her mom who is said to be a tattooist. A tattooist? A tattooist? Who is not that heavily tattooed? No, and all of her tattoos are like the spindliest tattoos you've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. This is not everybody I know who is a tattattoer tattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattatt. Who tatt. Who tatt. Who tatt. Who tattoer who is a tatto-a tatto-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. thu-s. too-s. thu-s. thu-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. th. th. th. ttau-a. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s.. Yeah, no. This is not everybody I know who is a tattooer who has face tattoos and everything else. You run out of space. You got to do the face. That's what they say. So she's working on a tattoo gun and just over her shoulder like Cassie do you have my scissors? It's like, hey, maybe an intervention would be good right now? Maybe pay attention to this child. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Cassie is making something that she calls Stephanie? I love Stephanie so much. I love Stephanie as well. But I'm sad that she has made it. I was like, should I make a Stephanie for Lucy? Does Lucy have a Stephanie? That would horrify her because she's a regular six-year-old baby. She's just a little girl. I hate

when kids are like, I don't know. I don't know. Horror is not for kids. Like, we should not allow them to participate in it. Yeah, tell that to you and I as children. Right. We are fucked! That's the premise of this show. The premise of the show is not you and I talk about horror movies. It may seem like it is on the surface, but deep down we're digging into our daddy issues. This is a way for us to work out all of our insecurities. Wherewolf Ambulance, a comedy familial trauma podcast. Fuck, yes.

We don't talk about it directly. It's the undercurrent of everything we do. It's actually, it's not what we do. It's who we are. Dealing with PTSD is better than knowing things. What about ignoring your PTSD is better than knowing things? Because that's what I'm doing. Is that okay? Am I good? So the neighbors stopped by.

Yeah. And there's these two young boys and they invite Bridget over to watch all the Freddy movies, even the shitty ones. One of them says there are no shitty ones. And the only, like, genuinely, the only positive of the little boy's death later in the movie is that he does not have to see Dreamchild. Because that is a shitty one. Remember Dream Child?

The film that you announced your pregnancy on. Yeah, pregnancy horror movies. Danny is DJing in his room, like he's goddamn girl talk. And this, at this point I was like, this is why you can never let children outnumber you. Oh, you think it's like cats. More than one child, they can beat you. You know what I mean?

You will lose. You will lose. You will lose. You will lose. You will lose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I do like when Danny is DJing and just like holding their hands up to the ceiling. Like, yeah, I'm doing it. Yeah. Big crowd tonight, Danny.

That was a good line. Yeah. There's a knock at the door, and mom who's rinsing the red out of her hair goes to answer the door. It's her sister who has shown up without calling or fucking texting. Oh, they live in a building that's being condemned. Right, in Los Angeles. Right, so it's already Spooksville there. It's a beautiful building. It really is.

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And they have a little bit of a heart to heart and I'm just like, okay but get to the gory stuff. That's what I've showed up for. Yeah, and also the fact that she's like, Danny, take your sisters and take my car and your sisters and go get pizza and I was like, you're going to let that little kid drive your car. I didn't realize that child was a teenager. Yeah, almost a grown-a-s s s-doh, everyone's a baby-skin. thina, everyone. thina, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, thiiiii, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, in time. Yeah, everyone under 30. I'm just like, oh look at you little baby skin. When you drive by a university go, why are they letting 12-year-olds in the freshman class? That backpack's so big on you. Hey, buddy. All right. Make sure you look both ways now before you cross. Don't talk to me. I a stranger. So an earthquake hits, yeah right like a college student would ever speak to me. I'm invisible. An earthquake hits and it's so fucking scary. I am so glad to have never lived through something like this. I understand Los Angeles is beautiful. But the fact that there are earthquakes? Nah, dog. Nah, no, no, no, no. Not for me. Mm. I. I, uh. I, to. I, to. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to. I, to. I, to. I, like. I, like. I to. I to. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the college. the to to the college. I to a a college. to to to to to a college. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me. But the fact that there are earthquakes?

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So there used to be a bank in this building and the vault, it's weird like why would it have been under the parking structure anyway or like why was there no entrance to it anywhere? Why did no one know, why was it just sealed off? Why would you not use it as resident storage for the people who live in this building, you know? If I can throw my fanfick the fan the fan the fan the fan the fan the fan the fan the the the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank there there there there the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. the. the. the. their their their their the. their their their their their their their their their their their resident storage for the people who live in this building, you know? If I can throw my fanfic idea out, it was sealed off to keep the book away from people. Okay, who? By who? Bruce Gamble? Yeah, the priest guy. Did he own the bank? I don't know. He did say our vault later on the recording that he had made. See that was weird. The recording from 1923.

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Yeah, who was paying for that? Catholic Church. Yeah, they did have a St. Benedict medal down there, so I guess so. Yeah, yeah, they got all that money. So Danny finds the Necronomicon and some sick-ass 78s. Because he's a cool DJ. And cool DJ's love vinyl. Just love vinyl. Who does it man? Just spin it on the ones and two? That was pretty good. Thanks. You're welcome. What would your DJ name be? Uh, DJ Santa? Oh, just lead into it. Thanks. You're welcome. What would your DJ name be? Uh, DJ Santa? Oh, perfect.

Just lead into it. I love that for you. This is for all my ho-ho-ho's out there. Fuck, it writes itself, doesn't it? It really does. I've got another present for you coming up. And you are a fantastic maker of playlist. So I think you got to get you all, you. We gotta get you all, like a solstice gig, a winter solstice gig. TJ Santa in the house. DJ Santa Santa!

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Did Dr. Rollins finally enter the chat? I don't know how to say it. I started to say it and then it was gone. If you could see the you that I see, you'd see yourself differently. Believe me. Fucking Nobel Prize winning poet. So Dan is playing one of the records that he found in the vault.

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Right, absolutely. Flying through streets, we've never seen that before. No, but we have seen a drone earlier in the movie. So you're like, ah, it's modern. I was blown away when Danny like blew the durst and dirt off their LP that had been in a sleeve. But and then like put just put their needle right on the record. I was like, what do you, what do you, no, clean that fucking LP off? You're gonna ruin your record or your needle. Oh, I didn't know that.

It was in a sleeve, it was fine. Yeah, except that it was it had a half a pound of dirt on the of it. Fair enough. It had 3.4 pounds of Halloween candy on top of it. Sorry, meanwhile. Meanwhile, mom is in the elevator doing laundry after this earthquake. I feel like I'd be like, no, I'm off for the rest of the night, but okay. Yeah, after she had told her kids not to use the elevator. She, we see her look at the stairs and then look at the elevator and then get in and you're just like, what is this supposed to say? She's such a millennial. Yeah, I guess so.

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Gotcha. Or something along those lines. Yeah. Warning the priest. And Bruce Campbell, like in an interview I guess, said that he and his, like, the way he was thinking about it is that ash has become unstuck in time and is showing up at places and like warning people about this stuff. And it always fucking fails though, he's not very good at what he does. No, no one would would would would would would. No. So this is a terrible thing to happen to mom. Yeah. But it's not really treated as a terrible thing somehow? Like, I don't know, it's strange to me. I found the next scene to be so unbelievably upsetting. The what scene? The me. The next one when she comes into the house and starts making food for everybody. Oh when she walks in all

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dinner vibes. Oh. And I was like, oh, this sucks. Yeah, that does suck. But it adds to the creepiness effect for sure. Sure, but she got the demon in her. She got the demon in her and she starts barfing at this point, right? Yeah, after she like tells the kids that she had a beautiful dream where they were all at a picnic and she cut them open so she could be inside of them forever.

Inside, I cut you all open to climb inside your body so we could stay one happy family. That is, um, as a parent, huh? This movie made me feel really bad, just bad inside. That is part of it. That is a big, that's a big chunk. That's weird. But again, like if you're going for just like making people queasy and uneasy, nailed it. Yeah.

I feel like it's a different kind of queasy and uneasy than the original three movies though, you know what I mean? Those were built around like just such silly, extreme, weird gore I guess. Any of the tension is just built around either like saving your partner or saving the fellow human next to you. Right. And I feel like when you make it like a mother-daughter thing, it becomes a whole, or mother-child thing, it becomes a whole different vibe. Yeah, it's, it turns, it has that like a taint of hereditary, which is a movie I loved but we'll never watch again, you know. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she pukes like p metric ton of bile on the floor.

Did you like that or no? Oh, I loved it so much. Then she lifts her head and says, don't let it take my babies. Oh yes, so upsetting. So upsetting. Here I wrote, get help, get hot Gabriel. And then the next scene, Gabriel shows up and I was like okay there he is. Hi Gabriel. He's doing that thing where you like run your fingers down someone's eyes to close them in a movie, the only place anyone has ever done that. Yeah, you love when people do that in movies right?

I do 100% and they keep popping back open. I actually thought that was great. I did. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But Gabriel is also reasonable. He has the thrion the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the only the only the only thea the. the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the onlythe ideas of what to do from here, you know? Yeah, Gabriel, like, he wants to pray over her? Mm-hmm. That's the unreasonable part. Yeah. So they're gonna sneak out on the fire escape that's in one of the other apartments. Right. But they can't get through the door because it's too goddamn thick. Right. So the power is out, the elevator is down, the stairs from this floor of their apartment building have been smashed in the earthquake,

so they are literally trapped on this floor. Sure, sure, this is your bridge getting curled up in the original, yeah, yeah. And I like it. Yeah, for sure. Here I have a note that just says, Jesus Christ, Beth is also Australian. She sure fucking is, Alan. Couldn't you tell from her face? I felt like she had a very Australian face.

She does, as soon as I realized it, I was like, you got Australian face. Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's something with their little noses or something. Is that racist? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. No, no. We're just talking about fellow white people. Yeah. Hello, fellow white people. But as soon as I realized it, like I started seeing her accent slip. Yeah. Yeah. She never said noise. Nobody does. Nobody in this movie does. I think because we've complained about it so much. Like Australian actors are like listening to the podcast. I'm like, I've got to watch my noise. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. I th. I th. I th. I movie does. I think because we've complained about it so much, like Australian actors are listening to the podcast, I'm like, oh, I've got to watch my noise. I've got a practice for my upcoming movie. I should prepare by listening to Worow Ambulance.

Practicing, that's what they call it. Practicing? Preparing. They're the original preppers. They sure are. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. They're the original preppers. They sure are. I did like this part where she has a fly on her eyeball and then her eyes move over to look at her daughter. Yeah. And when Beth gets the voicemail that says I'm burning in hell. You have to help me, Beth, you have to, I'm burning alive. You don't want to get that voicemail. I don't listen to voicemails. Neither does Beth.

She's never gonna hear it. And then they put her in the tub because they realize she's alive still. Yes, she sits straight up and then I started laughing because I remembered in the nun when he was like, oh yeah, that happened sometimes. What a fucking movie. Did I tell you that I saw the tratratratratratratratratratratratratratratratra tha that I saw tha that I saw thra thra that I saw thra thra that I saw thra ell you that I saw the trailer for the new nun movie in the theater? And I was like, no! Thank you, James Wan, for keeping us in fucking business. Is it called Back in the Habit?

They could never be so clever as whoever wrote that Whoopi Goldberg piece of Majesty. I mean, I saw a big poster for the new Conjuring and then saw the trailer for the nun. And I was like, that's two more episodes right there. Like, that's half a month. We're set. There's another insidious movie coming out. Wait, no, maybe it was insidious. What is the red door?

Yeah, the red door. It's the, I don't, they're the same to me. It's because it's got that guy in it. It's got that guy in it and it's James Wan and they're bad. So yeah, of course I think they're the same thing because I have news for you, they're the same thing. Whatever. Anyway, we've got work for cut out for us, is what I'm saying. Yeah. I like that they put her in the bathtub and the water immediately becomes cloudy and dirty. And that starts to boil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was really good.

I didn't love that they were still holding her in the boiling water. I thought, maybe too, maybe pull her out. She's so hot. She's so hot. She's so hot she's boiling the water. Shoveing your loved one into boiling water feels like it would feel bad. Who am I to say? Did you like when she shot out of the tub onto the ceiling? I did, and I loved that shot of her perched on the ceiling and screaming.

Just squished. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But then she falls and she does the demon voice where she goes, Mommy's with the maggots now. I just don't love this, look. The demon voice corny, yes. Telling a child that they're mommy's with the maggots now, gross. That's a lot, just, that's a bitter pill to swallow.

Sure. When you're constantly worried about your own mortality. And then the kids get to see their mom come out of the bathtub, grab a shard of broken mirror and chase their aunt down. And stab it right through her hand. Uh-huh. For our listener who hates hand stuff, I hope you didn't see this. How did you feel about the line I'm free from all you tiddy-sucking parasites?

I did write here, referring to your children as titty-sucking parasites is very funny because they are? You know? Katie, if I may, free from all you titty-sucking paratites is very funny. Very funny. I mean, for a moment I was taken back and then I was like, yeah, no, that's right. I think it's because when I was a kid and we had first learned to curse. Yeah. I remember saying mother fucking tittiesucking a lot because I thought it was really funny. I mean, you still think it's really funny. I just laughed. So off the heels of that line, she jumps all the fuck over Hot Gabriel.

Get the fuck off, Hot Gabriel. And sucks his eyeball out. Rip Hot Gabriel. Yeah, don't worry, he'll be back. Yeah, for a moment. And then she, a la Evil Dead, I believe one and two, spits the eyeball out and it shoots down somebody's throat. Yeah, yeah, that's a joke that we keep doing.

We see her now through the people. She's outside. She's been locked out of the apartment. You know, it's a, it's a very powerful demon that can be stopped by the door the door the door the of the apartment. You know, it's a very powerful demon that can be stopped by the door of an apartment of a condemned building, but okay. We see one of the little boys who was gonna watch the Freddie movies

get thrown across the hall and land dead with maybe missing an arm or two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, that's rough. I really like this, like the whole murder, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th..e. th. the. the. the the the. the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, that's rough. I really like this like the whole like murder through the peephole scene. Yeah. Where you see her kill, what, three different people? Yeah, and there's blood that is dripping down the peephole. So I did like that effect. I thought that was a really nice image, but. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, it's a bummer. Her children, however, seem remarkably calm for everything that's going on right now. Yeah, Bridget, like turns to Danny and it's like, don't you think mom looks like one of those monsters from the picture? Yes, from the book. How? She gets back in the apartment, I forget how. Oh, well she's singing the song to her daughter about like, I can't remember the words to it. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. Yeah, th. th. thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. the the thi. the the the thi. the the the the thi. the the thi. the the thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th song to her daughter about, like, I can't remember the words to it, but it's something, the weird lullaby.

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This is the nightmare song that mommy sang. Oh, I love it when mommy sings. That's why she made Stephanie. You know what I mean? Because mommy singing her a nightmare to thiii. th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the tho, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thoooomoomoooooomoooooooooooomoomorrow, thoooooomo-s, tho-s, tho-s, thoo-s, tho-s, thotoo young. I mean, just, like as a general rule, just because you like a thing doesn't mean your kid has to. No. Yeah, but yeah, so she's singing it to Cassie and Cassie opens the door. Yeah. And mom attacks her. Yeah. And Bridget has been stabbed my mom earlier with the tattoo gun in her face.

Yeah, it looks bad. Cut looks bad. It looks bad and then it turns her into a blood puking monster. Yeah, she starts leaking the black oil from that arc of the ex-files when the black oil is infecting everybody. Sure, yeah. Yeah, it's gross. And then she pukes up a pile of bugs.. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut looks looks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that looks looks bad looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks bad looks bad looks bad looks bad looks bad looks bad looks bad looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks looks. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. Sure, yeah. Yeah, it's gross. And then she pukes up a pile of bugs.

She does not call for help at any point. Like, I'm a grown-ass woman. And if there was black oil coming from my eyes, and I felt like I was gonna puke up worms, I would be on the floor like, everybody better get in here fix this for me. Well what about if everything else in your life had gone to shit the exact same moment? I just think my instinct would be to ask for help. Does anyone know what to do? Someone might

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You can't grate that thr can't grade that you gotta cut that up it's true it's true so what happens with staffany and Bridget is it Cassie who gets her with it yeah yeah the young daughter gets to stab her sister in the mouth stick so that's fun so Bridget is coming at Cassie who has staffany to protect her and they she breaks it somehow in like the scuffle so it has a sharp point and then it goes through Bridget's mouth at the back of her head and like again Cassie's not that fucked up about it. No no this kid is the most adult child that's ever existed. I, no. When Beth is like telling her that everything's going to be alright and she says you should

be a parent, you're really good at lying to children. Yeah, you'd be a good mom. You know how to lie to kids. My kid has no idea that I lie to her. She's really smart. She has no idea. This is the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the is the first of many times I've written, poor Cassie. Oh yeah for sure, for sure, like any child that's that advanced, like I

just think about, oh fuck, the kid from Ringo, like it's basically taking care of her, his deadbeat mom. Yeah. And it's just like if you're that adult like something that terrible has happened. Yeah, but it doesn'tthat adult, like something terrible has happened. Yeah. But it doesn't seem like something that terrible has happened to Cassie. Like yes, her dad has left, but he's paying child support at least. I mean people have it way worse. Yeah. It's true.

It's true. It's not like living in a terrible situation. No. She's just crazy. . Which is seemingly weird. Danny ties up Bridget in this scene of like that's pretty sad for the like I thought I should tie her up. Just in case. Because mom came back. Yeah. And then well we see the guitar tech wizardry of Beth. They grew up in a soldering household. They had to one. Sotter a bunch of batteries together. Also, why did this house

have so many batteries? Tattoo machines? Question word? Asked and answered. So she, Beth is like, okay. So she listens to the third record, which is like the, everything is fucked record. Yes. Exposition vinyl as I refer to it. And mom hears the cat in the ventilation and realizes she can get into the vents and get into the house. Then I thought, can a demon possess a cat? Because if so, I think my cat Enzo might be possessed. Oh, he definitely is. Do you think so? Oh, yeah yeah, that cat's wild. Yeah, demons though, probably, right? Although he has come down a lot. He's just gotten really fat so it's hard for him to look like, to be as like, I don't know. He used to be real mad when I would come over. He's not so mad anymore. Yeah, he's just lightly mad.

Yeah, I'll take that. I'll take it. But I like when like when when Beth that when Beth that when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth that when Beth that when Beth that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. He. He. He. He he. He is he he. He is he. He's he is he he is he he is he's he's he's he he's he he's he's he he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's that, I'll take it. But I like when Beth is listening to the LP and Ellie is climbing down the wall behind her. Yes. I felt like that was very evil dead. Yes, it really was. Bridget shows up wearing a sheet like a ghost. Her brother then stabs her in the tum and then sabs him in the arm and then barfs all over him, to which I wrote, poor Alan. Barfing blood doesn't bother me. Oh, good. I don't know why.

You're like, that's a fine thing to do. Barfing barf, no way. No, thank you, ma'am. I'll dare you make me barf. So we see Ellie using her super pointy fingernail as a record needle and then opening her mouth for the sound to come out, which I also thought was a great visual and very evil dead. Yeah, you're getting, there's your little comedy hit right there, right? Yeah. She's basically Bugs Bunny. Comedy, but also in like a really grotesque way.

Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And I can't remember what the record says at that point. I gotta tell you, I tuned out the priest a little bit. Just like back in church days, right? Am I right? I think when I hear a priest talk, my mind turns off, yeah. It just turns into like a bear riding a tricycle like, na, no, no, no, no, hey. Claping little symbols together. So at this point, Danny has turned. Yeah. Beth and Cassie are going to get out of the building together.

She has shotgun mom's arm and leg off. Shot her sister's damn leg off. She sure has. But this is after they have the weird scene of Ellie the demon realizing that Beth is pregnant, like putting her head on her stomach and hearing a second heartbeat and being like, Cush! And then she yells, Ellie waits in hell for you and your unborn bastard baby. And I was like, what are we doing movie? What is your tone?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We get all of the, uh, the Dead I's chanting Dead by Dawn at her. Yeah, which I liked. Did you like that? Yeah, because that's a classic movie line from the evil- chanting Dead by Dawn at her. Yeah, which I liked. Did you like that? Yeah, because that's a classic movie line from the Evil Dead Franchise. Just them chanting it, you're kind of like, it feels very school yard.

Yeah, but again, the deadites always having a good time. That's true. Just, they're like a gang of shitty children 100%. So they get the keys out of the door so the elevator will shut and they can go down to the garage. But it begins filling with blood. Mm-hmm. Do you like the shining reference here when it opens and the blood spills out? I did, but I also thought the bathroom earlier where mom jumps up on the ceiling looked like the shining the shining the shining the shining the shining the shining the the shining the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theau.au.a.a.ea.a.ea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the the the the the the the the the thea. the shining as well. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is a bold move to do the shining blood elevator scene.

I think it does it. It doesn't do it dirty. I think it does it justice. No, it does, but it's just like you're walking a fine line making that reference. Yeah, for sure. I think it's artful. And we see that the two, that Danny and Bridget have decided to combine their selves with their mother. The mishmash of bodies scrabbling across the floor I liked a lot. I loved when we see them like approaching around the car.

Yes. And one of them, the way they're situated, they're walking on the back of their hand. And I was like, oh that's so upsetting. I don't know why that little detail is so upsetting. So upsetting, but it doesn't like really linger on it. It's just a thing they thought of and put in the movie, you know? Yeah, for sure. They're in the garage. They were both soaked and covered in blood. From the blood elevator. And they get in the car and they have to use the beeper to get out of the garage. I was like, that's a fucking Buick wagon. You could drive straight through that gate and be fine. 100% but they can't get through it and they have to like run through it. Oh, because the mom, the momster as I referred to, yeah. Comes around the corner and it's try and theymeat, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thin, thin, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, you, you th, you th, you th, you could thr, you could th, you could th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you thr, you thr, you thr, you thr, you thu, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thrown, thr, thr, thrown, thrown, thr, thrown, thrown, thrown, a hole in the garage that they get stuck in and that's why they have to go.

Yeah. This is when they see the mishmash of bodies. Which is also something that was in the book. The book, oh right, right, right. I thought you meant there the novelizations of the movies as well? You are a bibliophile. I'm a biblioteca. We finally see the chainsaw. The chainsaw is here in the tree trimming service truck. Yeah. And Ellie says to her daughter, all I want is your little head, baby girl.

And I was just like, come the fuck on. Like, come on. What do you do it here? I like that that line of her mom saying that is enough for Cassie to decide that she's going to kill her mom and her two siblings. Yeah, that does turn her. I guess probably because she cut the head off Staphani earlier, so she's used to cutting heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads to to cut heads to cut heads to cutting heads to cutting heads to cutting heads the heads to head off Staphanie earlier, so she's used to cutting heads off little baby dolls. So the monsters are basically trying to pull Beth into the wood shipper. It's so fucking gory. There's so much blood. There's so much blood.

Ask me if I loved how much blood there was. Did you love how much blood there was? I did too, I got to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I liked when they were just like a head sticking out of the woodchipper too, just like Ellie's head is the last thing remaining. And her last dig is, you do look like mom. I know, so fucking brutal. She's gonna think about that for the rest of her life. Like of all the shit that's th. You th. You th. You th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. the thi. thi. the thi's thi. Yeah, the thi. thi. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I I I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I's th. Yeah, I's thi. Yeah, I's thi. Yeah, thi. I's teea. I's tea. I's tea. I tea. I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah of her life. Like of all the shit, that's the thing that's gonna be the trauma she walks away with him. Yep. You do look like Liza Manelli. You don't, you don't at all. Anyway, Beth grabs the chainsaw and jams it into the top of Ellie's head, which I liked a lot, and then kicks the head into the chipper. And then I just thought like imagine having to be covered in that fake

blood to film these scenes for like days and days. That kid was earning that paycheck. So sticky. Yeah. It's just sticky, icky. Yeah. So then we get Jessica from the beginning of the movie. Before that, we zoom in on like a picture, on a magnet, on the fridge, or on a keychain. It's on a keychain. It's like them riding an amusement park ride? And I thought like, is that where the demon got them? Like what, why, no, it's not where the demon go.

Why are we seeing this? Because it's the picture of them them them them them them them them them the the the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture of the picture of the picture of the picture of the picture of the picture of them all all all all all all all all their their their their their the they all all being all being all being all being all being all being all being all their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why are? Why? Why? Why are? Why are? Why are? Why are? Why are? Why are? Why are? Why are they? Why are they? Why are they? Why are they? Why are they? Why are them all being happy together. Oh, well, movie. I think. Movie. If you weren't feeling bad enough, remember they were once happy. Yeah, I guess so. Okay, great. So we see Jessica's, she's a shitty friend. Her friend's like, I don't want to come on your weekend with your boyfriend and his friends.

And she's like, well, I'm picking you up in 15 minutes. And then she gets possessed by a demon. I guess she didn't hear the gunshots, etc. after the earthquake in her building. I'm assuming not. She also just like doesn't see any of the gore on the floor until she notices the cars out of place. It's like, so silly. And then like, yeah, she gets possessed and you're like, well, there you have it. That's the movie. And that is Evil Dead Rise. Sure is.

How did you feel about this film? I didn't, it's not what I expected at all. I was not expecting to have, to feel motherhood bad stuff, you know? Okay, yeah, I was wondering if that was me. I mean, and obviously, that's something that has shifted that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the that's the, thevale, thevalevaleouevale, the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. th. toe. the the the the the the their. their. their., I was wondering if that was me. I mean, and obviously, that's something that has shifted for me personally, obviously, over the years of having been a parent. But like, it just makes me feel really bad. Like, I know mom issues are the root of all horror movies, but an evil dead movie has never given me bad feelings before. And so I'm like, I'm bummed on that a little bit. That being said, I thought the effects were great. I thought this silly gore was great.

Yeah, I liked a lot of things about it, but it's just the idea of this like sort of violence towards children by a mother. I just don't love it. I just, That's a hard watch That's a no for me dog. It's a it's a well I do think that the other things that I liked, you know Kind of saved it for me Sure, so it's a like it's a me for me dog. I can see why people loved it though. It's like

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And it, but it wasn't fun enough but like the gore and all that stuff like if this was your first evil dead movie and you're 12 years old you're seeing this movie like this is gonna jump to the top of your oh my god this is my favorite heart movie of all time do you think you would understand like the tone of the franchise though from seeing that movie or my misreading it you? I think you're going to find the other movies to be a lot sillier. And be like oh I didn't realize this franchise was so silly. This feels like you were seeing like a clown goof around and then all of a sudden the clown pulled out a knife and you were like, well this stop being fun.

All of a sudden the clown is art from a terrifier. Yes, exactly. But yeah, I would recommend people check this out. And I have a feeling that like the old heads are gonna hate it. But that like, kids these days. Kids these days. I will say the 2013 one was giving me, did you ever see that reboot of Blair Witch that a few years back? Yeah, I really enjoyed that, honestly.

So 2013, Evil Dead was giving me vibes of that movie. Okay. Where it's like a gritty reboot of like a classic franchise? Um, isn't the original Blair Witch a little bit gritty in your opinion? Sure, but you hate those three kids so much. Right, fair. It's funny to watch them die. Katie. I'm going to read you a poem that we receive from a patron. Someone wrote us a poem? Are you ready? I am I? I don't think so, but yes, go on. I hope I do this justice. I hope so too. Yo, yo, yo, here's the deal. I'm new patron, Sean A. Keeping it real.

I found wherewulf ambulance kind of by chance, after watching Lepricon, after save the last dance. The watch left me dazed, but I'm a lightweight, so I asked myself, hey, was it me or the silver haze? I don't know what that's a reference to. I searched for a podcast and found a guiding fright in Yin's two making yuck-yucks every Monday night. Katie and Allen, you're a duo so fine, your banter rings true like a tiddy bells chime.

That's fucking art. That's art right there. Through werewolf ambulance, you bring laughter to life with a humor as sharp as ghost face knife. Love the podcast, Sean A, EMT, shock a hand emoji. Sean A, you're a hero. And I think we all, I feel like Alan should put in, uh, proud to be an American right now.

I don't know if you're an American, but you should be proud. Because I'm proud of you. I just feel like there needs to be like some solemn moment here for Sean A, but I don't know what it is. Hold on, is proud to be an American a source of solemnity for you? I mean, again, first go for, baby, I was a kid. We're at least I know, um, breathe. What's your mo- what do you think should be playing right now? Oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, how do we celebrate Sean A?

Well, I think we're going to have to play a Tutsi roll, of course. You know what, I think mine's in the public domain though. What? What? Nothing. Oh, Katie, this has been a joy. Thank you so much for doing this with me. I'm sorry to have taken an hour or so out of your vacation.

I hope you get right back to it. Hush now. Well, they should be sorry, really, because you didn't do this for me. We did it for them. I did it for us. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What movie are we going to talk about next week for these fine, fine people? We got a request. It was in that tweet storm, but I'm not going to go back and look forward to see who it was. Was you, you know who you are and thank you so much.

We're going to do an anthology film. We're doing VHS. Surprised we have, it's taken us this long to get to this. 400 plus episodes is wild. To have not done that. Okay. That was suggested by Duce Bigelow. Oh, that's right, it was Duce Bigelow. Yes.

Thank you, Duce Bigelow. Keep, keep being you. Yeah, ma'am. So let's do that next week. Yeah, 't wait for it. We're gonna be back in person because I'll be back from vacay. Yeah, dude. All right, well, I love you all. That's how we end episodes now, Alan for pressing his love.

Put on your sunscreen, Alan. I just really want everyone to know that I love them. Yeah, so. I feel lukewarm towards them, so. Well, at any rate, I love you, Katie. I love you to, Alan. And I will see you next week. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wear-Off Ambulance. Bye-bye. Bye.

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