Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 438- Renfield (2023)

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2023 horror comedy film "Renfield." It's got a lot of stuff we like, such as references to Bela Lugosi, Voodoo Glow Skulls, giant men in leather masks, Jean Ralphio, terrible ways to die, and Nicolas Cage doing what he was born to do. You can catch our other Nic Cage movies: Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man," Episode 240- "Mandy" and if you search for "Vacation Episode" in our library, you'll find "Face/Off," which was a Patreon episode that made it into the main feed (April 2021).   The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy THREE years' worth of episodes about action movies! This month is our anniversary! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Katie. Alan. Things I did not expect to have happened while watching the film Crenfield. Crenfield. Oh, well, I'm not expect to have happened while watching the film Crenfield. Oh, oh. Do that again? Thanks for doing it for both of us. Thanks for doing it for both of us. Do that again? Grenfield?

Thanks for doing it for both of us. Can't roll an R. My tongue is too big. It's true. And look at this thing. Eh, er. I did not expect to have an existential crisis. Did you now? So there's a scene.

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Wait, you're gonna love it. You need 160 seconds of 4 foot 11 comedy man. All the short kings out there are gonna be mad that you said that. Is that what the kids say? Are we still doing? I think so. Either that or it's cool again, it's like a throwback. I don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't th. I don a throwback. I don't have a problem with short people. I'm actually envious of short people.

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The return of Nicholas Holt to the podcast, the three for three times. I did recognize him this times. Very handsome, yonjad. So lantern jawed. Our will. Lantern jawed. Our first Aquifina, I believe. Which is crazy because I feel like she's been in every movie that came out in the last seven years I want to say. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Aquafina. She just can't play every character, that's all. Like maybe I don't buy her as a cop. You don't buy Rebecca Quincy? And that's not much. Is this our first Ben Schwartz? I fucking love Ben Schwartz. Ben Schwartz is amazing. Yeah.

Is this our first Shura Agdashlew? The only other thing I've ever seen her in is the Expans. Oh yeah, yeah, she's is the expanse, which is about space. Yeah. Ex pants? X pants? That sounds like something you could see on like ABC Prime Time. The X pants. Whose pants are they?

They're shorts. Yeah. They're ex pants. Oh, I like that. She's like got the most, hmm, baritone. Gravely. And like, just like, oh, hey, how you doing? You like that? Oh yeah, yeah.

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He was the support group director. Yeah, what's he from? He was in the Good Place. Played the paparazzi TMZ guy in the Good Place. Okay. And then, what else has he been at? He's in a ton of stuff, and he's just like, whenever he's in anything and he just like he brings a good vibe. Yeah that's how I feel about Ben Schwartz do. Yeah, oh yeah,

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who has a boyfriend. Mitch. Mitch. They're in New Orleans. What's, novelins? Thank you. And what's his worst quality? What's the worst thing. Thank you. And what's his worst quality?

What's the worst thing about him? This was so offensive. Tell me more. That SCA was his worst quality? We, I thought we all agreed. I thought we all agreed that SCA was harmless. It's still a punchline for some people. It's true.

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being cut in with scenes of Nicholas Cage and Nicholas Holt. I will refer to them here to for as Dracula and Redfield. Those are their names. Traveling to exotic places and they just see the ship being hit by a giant wave. Yeah. And we see that Dracula has almost been killed by like vampire hunters. so they've had to move to new or to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So their their their their their their their their their their their their their tecoe. Somea. Somea. Somea. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. I. So. I their. So. So. So, their. So, giant wave. Yeah. And we see that Dracula has almost been killed by like vampire hunters. So they've had to move to New Orleans. Like a bishop and then some vampire hunters. And the bishop says we're the last of our kind.

Yes. So there's basically no one to stop him if you don't, if you let him kill. And Renfield does. He does. Also, how do you feel about Dracula fighting like John Wick? I have to say I like it. I feel like a contemporary Dracula would. OK. You know, what do you think? It was weird.

OK. But it was fun. Like, this whole movie is fun. Oh, it's so fun. But it's very like, is that, what? Could you picture? that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, is.. that, is. that, is. that, is, is, is, is. that, is, is. that, is. that, is. that, is. that, like, like, like, like, like, like,agosy doing like flip kicks? No, but he was a different kind of Dracula. He was a Dracula back then. It's true. This is Dracula 2000, which was that guy.

What's his name? Oh, I had no idea. This is Sparta. I still don't know. I can't think of it. I can see the guy. Judas. don't know I can't think of it I can see the guy um Judas his name was Judas fuck though what is his name? Come on I don't remember big fun don't even look

it up I don't even want to know more no no someone's gonna write us a review where they didn't even know uh that guy's name whatever it is is. Clive, is it Clive? You think it of Clive Owen? Yeah, it's not Clive Owens. They look very similar though, don't they? I can see him. What's that guy's fucking name? Don't look it up.

I'm never gonna stop thinking about it. Yeah, the episode is ruined. Fuck the you move on. I was just going to move on while you were looking it up. No, no, you're stuck on this. Gerard Butler. Cherry butts. Yeah, cherry butts.

Yeah. the cherry buts. So Renfield is in two-fer. Rather than killing these sad people, the support group, he could kill the people who were making them sad and give them to Dracola. Which he decides to try out on the Skaw guy. Who is wearing suspenders?

Yeah, suspenders and all. And then he has like a chubby punk friend who also loves God and I'm wearing a shirt. This is just New York City, Scott. And I think they're listening to the slackers. Oh, I don't know. I think they are. Yeah. Yeah, I was like very, very, very, very good.

I have to say, this movie. What do people want? Um, they said it was like one note, too sticky. And the one note is, it's fucking Dracula, which is like, that's all I need. I'm not complicated. I didn't expect complex thoughts from this one. No. I wouldn't liken to liken this film to Proust when I sat down to watch it. You know, as Descartes says,

Dracula. He says, it's fucking Dracula. When Ben Schwartz delivers that line, I died. It's so funny. I love him so much. The one note of this film is that it's super fun. Yeah. Is that a bad one note to have? Are these the same people that are mad at SCA? Yes, that's it.

They don't recognize fun when they see it. No. You hate SCA, you hate fun. You hate fun. Yeah. Totally, totally agree. So yes, he goes to take out up with a pun for SCA Brigade. I can't think of one, but I thought you would.

What would, uh, I don't know. And a scociation. I did want to start a band called Scommas the Skank Engine. Now we need that on a shirt. But there's already a bad called Thomas the Skank Engine. They got so close, so close. Ah. So he goes in and they think because they stole the cocaine. Cacane.

That he is a hitman who has been brought in by the cocaine owners to take them out. Right. Even though he looks like a nerd. He's such a nerd. But a very, very very very good looking one Yeah, sure all nerds are handsome perfect. I mean absolutely symmetrical Hey, so hot that if he was a zombie I'd be like I'd be like I'd be like I'd be like? I'd be like? I'd be like? I'm like? He has pockets full of chloroform. Uh-huh, which I like? And then uh, Redfield Foxx he fucks these guys up? thinks? they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thu- thu- thu- thu- he's thu- he's thu-he's thu-he's thu-he's thi thi th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi guys up. This is the first time we see him do his like action sequence of just like beating the shit out of them. Yeah, he's full John Wick spinning around them kicking. How does he get his energy to fight these cat, a bug, a spider. Yeah. I love Tom Waits too.

Yeah, who doesn't? See dad? No. Okay, good. I don't know. Everybody has been dead for the last couple years as far as I know. I've not heard from Tom Waits. If I don't hear from you in two to three years, I assume you're dead. That's just how my brain works. You haven't gotten your annual birthday called, hey, you don't wait. Thank God you're still alive. I sound like cigarettes and whiskey.

Yeah. And hobos. Yeah, it's very cool Tom Weights. So while this is happening, while they're having this John Wickey and fight, a giant man A luchador comes in. Did you like that? I did. I loved that. It felt very comic book and very fun. Like all the lighting in this is extremely like a comic booky and like everything's greens and reds and blues reminding me of a creep show in a way. Okay, interesting. Yeah. Because a lot of the ways that he kills people are mortal combat fatalities and I kept thinking about mortal combat This movie has everything it really does Everything that's fun the film leaves said good. Yeah

That's the only thing you know about mortal combat isn't it. Oh and the little guy that goes who? Whoopie in the corner? No, that's really good. Isn't that where Hadukit comes from or is that Street Fighter? That's Street Fighter, come on, grow up. Same thing. It is really the same thing. I love when Ben Schwartz shows up in his Mustang muscle car, he's so good. And it's got a wolf on the side of it that's snorting a line of cocaine as a decal.

I want that as a backpiece tattoo. Just the line of cocaine going around your tummy. Or like just the words, uh, I have two wolves inside of me and they're both doing cocaine. And he gets a phone call and he's like, yeah, no, Apache Joe is in there. Yeah, no, he's terrifying. I'm not going to tell him his name's a little racist. This movie's really funny. There's some really fucking funny, like, delivery and lines in this movie. Yeah, this whole cast is fantastic. And I just feel like, I don't know, a lot of reviews that I read basically said that like, this cast was wasted on this writing and I was like I strongly disagree with you.

Yeah, no. Yeah, you're wrong. What do these people? What do they want? I don't know? But at this point we watch all of Renfield's hot dogs come out? Yes. It's like at least you don't have any more knives. And then the guy slices his tum tum open. And he punches his head straight off. Yeah. I love that. And John Raffio yells, oh shit. And then Redfield goes, oh shit! I didn't expect that to happen. Yeah. I fucking love John Ralfio.

Yeah. And then we cut to our first meeting with Rebecca Quincy. Yeah. Aquefina. And she's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, th- th- th- th- thi, thi, th- and th- and th- and then, and th- and then, and th- and th- and th-and, and th-and, and th-and, and thi, and thi, and thi, and th, and th, th, th, th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi. And then, thi. And then, thi. And then, thi. And then, thi. And then, thi. And then, thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And then, thafina. Aquafina. Yes, and she's working a like sobriety checkpoint with her partner and she's real bummed about it. Right. Because she wants to be out there solving crimes, kicking ass and taking names. But a lot of bent coppers. But a little bit. Have you been in New Orleans? It's like, full of bent coppers? Uh, to a modicum of research about what happened after Katrina. Yeah, ah, yeah.

Cops, it's a bad shit. I know, I'm sorry. I'm talking too much shit on Cops in Orleans. No, not no. So while they're doing this sobriety checkpoint, what happens? John Rafio pulls up with a bunch of cocaine. to cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine. So while they're doing this sobriety checkpoint, what happens? John Raffio pulls up with a bunch of cocaine and throws it in her face. What does he say is he runs out of the car with the cocaine?

Oh, I'm not sure. I have a prescription for this. See, that's funny. It's very funny. Cocaine is medicine. Weed as health care. He hits her partner in the face with the cocaine and the guy goes, cocaine! How are you mad at this movie?

We then cut to Nicholas Cage, eating Doug. And he's like, he's yelling at Renfield, Doug is trash, and I just loved that. He looks fantastic. He's in, he's transitioning from being burnt to a crisp. He's like growing his fleshback but it's all hanging off of him. Yes. Like his left ears just dangling off of his body. And he's so excited to be and having his left ear dangle off his body. Yes. And Nicholas Cage like the movie off with like a Bell-Ligose-Legthen 10 minutes in he's like I guess I'm British now I don't know I'm gonna just let me go. He is whoever he wants to. Yeah. And right here I note Daddy can we pay the ghost? Then I remember the Nicholas Cage movie pay the ghost what a fantastic fucking film that was. Do you think that movie bumped

Gerard Butler out of your brain? Yeah. So yes, he's yelling at Renfield and saying he wants a busload of nuns, a busload of cheerleaders. Yeah. He needs some like virginal people to eat. It's about the purity. The purity. The purity. Yeah. Also, Renfield is listening to this monologue while just holding his hot dogs in his hands, which I felt very bad for him about. And he's like, do he he he's he's like, do he's like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, he's like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yes, thi, he's thi, he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's th. So, he's th. So, he's th. So, he's th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, yes, th. Yes, yes, yes, thi, yes, thi, thi's like, yes, yes, thi's like, yes, yes, yes, thi's like, yes, thi's like, yes, thi's thi. Yes, thi's thi. Yes, thiologue while just holding his hot dogs in his hands, which I felt very bad for him about. And he's like, do you just want female cheerleaders? And he's like, just let me get a sexual thing. I'll eat male cheerleaders, I'll eat female cheerleaders.

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She wraps her hair around people's wounds and heals them. Uh-huh. Yeah. Now does she let down your hair so you can climb up? She doesn't live in the tower anymore. Get in her underwear? What? You're such a pervert? It's a beastie boys' lyric. Oh. When they were perverts that they later apologized for.

They did apologize for that, did you think? They also asked prodigy not to play the song, smack my bitch up, and prodigy went, nah. That's their hit! It's kind of, I mean, that song sucks. Kind of dick to ask this band not to play their hit. It's true. Although, Fire Sarder is a better jam. Oh my God, yes, it is the better jam. Yeah. He's a fire starter. RIP, Firestarter. Ways he dead?

Yeah, he's dead a few years ago. See, that's what I'm saying. It could have been Tom Weighs. It could have, I was going to say Clive O and, Clive O and then, no. That's his name, right? Well, Jerry Bummer. Well, Jerry Bummer. We did I mean Clive Barker? No, it's they're very different men.

Did we mean a guy Clyde that I went to high school with? So cut to, Teddy has been taken to the jail. Yes. And he's in a interrogation room by himself, giving up every crime this family has ever committed. He's so good. And then they're like he's not even been interviewed yet. No one's even in there with him. And then his lawyer walks in and gets him out. Right. Did you recognize his lawyer? I did not. Most recently you've seen her in

Varzaka. What? She is Stretch from Texas Chantel Massacre 2. Yeah, stretch! Yeah. Love Stretch. No, I didn't recognize her. Yeah. I was like, who the fuck? Is that fucking stretch? Fucking stretch? Verrica? Uh, and Aquifina is real bum that he's getting off when she caught it with a bunch of cocaine. Right, she's like being very indignant about it and very insubordinate about it. And the other cops are like, why don't you just shut the fuck up? It's very, very not line of duty where you aren't sure who the bent copper is. And sometimes you think it might be Steve Arnett.

It definitely is. He's a bad dude. He's definitely, definitely fuck that lady. Yeah, 100% yeah. Sorry, spoiler alert for season. Say four? Say four? Four? Say four of line of duty. Do you think our British listeners are like, why do they watch this trash? I don't know, but man, we can talk about traces for a long time. Oh God, I so hope there's a third season of traces. I'm so...

And Steve Arna comes back for some inexplained the inex inex inex. I remember when you just exited that, oh, fucking Traces, I'm looking at it up right now. I really liked when Aquifina was like complaining that this guy just walked out of here and said, fuck you to all the cops, and Kyle says, you always say fuck you to us. To which she turned around and goes, Fuck you, Kyle! I like that that keeps coming back too. It made me laugh a lot.

Yeah. There has been no official announcement about a season three of Traces yet. Hey guys, we need to get a right in campaign, season three of Traces? No rush, I'm still working my way through death and paradise. Oh, it's so good. I love it. It's so stupid. It's such stupid brain. It's very It's very, like cozy. It's th. Yeah. It's th. It's th. Yeah. It's th. It's th. Yeah. It's th. It's th. Yeah. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the thi. the the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. saying. Yeah. Katie you are her sister. I am the only Katie in the world. It's true. You and the lady for paranormal activity. Yeah that too. Then we go to the Lobo family compound. Yeah. Which is like Trump level tacky. It's very funny. And what is her name? Bella Francesca Lobos? Yeah. Lobo is their last name. I don't know what her deal is. I don't know what her back story is.

Bella Francesca is a very funny name. It is a very funny name. They're talking about SCA again, wherein someone just goes, Scah's not dead. Fock. Oh, right, because Aquafina and her partner go to investigate the crime of Teddy Samore and there are scah lyrics written on a wall. It just says pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

To what she says, I think those are scaw lyrics. And that's where they find the pen that Renfield used to stab a guy in the neck from Mulates. I don't know what that means. Yeah, me either. Which is a bar that he hangs out at, which is very corny and very New Orleans looking. He's really, he can stab. He's a really good stabbing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Community theater. Yeah, well, they were all like had shit hanging off of them and stuff. This is the first time I think we see someone's arms get either ripped off or just sort of smacked off? Slice off with a serving tray. That's it. Slice off with a serving tray. This movie is very gory.

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Great War. A rock? She gives him this speech about how he's a real hero. Yeah, I hate this. Yeah, I just wish that this had never happened. There's a few things like this movie gets, I just wish that this had never happened. There's a few things like this movie gets very self-helpy at one point and it's just like all right dial it back everybody. The affirmations yeah and it's also like lightly I feel making light of abusive relationships which isn't great but it's clearly a comedy but you know. And I have never seen the Dracula self-help movies, so they did something completely new, I think.

Sure. Yeah, which is, you know, kudos to them. And Nick Cage is just delighting me. He's giving this monologue about his plan of world domination. Very funny. Why? The fact that there's a post-it note tacked onto the board that describes world domination and it just says, and Renfield? Yeah, Dracula, and Renfield.

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too. And I'm like, no, Carol! Oh, I thought Carol was her partner. No. Oh, oh. Oh, I thought Carol was her partner. Oh, oh. Oh, that joke just got dark. Oh man. So yeah, they help him get his own apartment. They do a glow-up montage, which I liked. And I normally don't like super bright paints in an apartment, but I thought it looked great. Did you? I don't know that it's supposed to. It was giving like good Miami vibes. Sure. Sure, I guess things are different below the Mason Dixon. It's true. Yeah.

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I was like, I'm just going to watch this a little bit. You should have given it the two watch. I didn't have to put that kind of nonsense. Hmm. So, they figure out that Renfield is living in this hospital. So, the Lobo family is going live in to get Renfield because they're mad at them. Right. So they send a elite group of five Dildos to go kill this man. Such fucking Dildoes. There is so much beard no-stash in this movie that I was like, why is this still happening? I don't know. I think it's time we all got over that though. Yeah as a man who had that facial hair that facial hair. But, but a th. But, but a th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thate, thate, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, such, such thi, such thi, such thi, such such such such such thi, such such such such such such such such thu, such thu, such thu, such thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu. thu. thu. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi's thi. thi. thi's thi's thi. thi's thii's thiiii's thi's thi's thi's thi long time ago, to be fair. I've shaved my mustache off

in the last five years. Yeah, I know. But I grew it right back. You grew it right back. It doesn't last. No. No. Not like for years when I was. Every time you did that, it made me very uncomfortable. Sure, he were like, oh great, my Amish friend is back. Yeah. Sorry he didn't get to to watch the movie. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. He to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. I thea. I thea. I th. I th. I th. I th watch the movie. I did, I just ran a bicycle to get the electricity to watch it. You're not allowed to ride a bicycle. Oh no, a scooter! You can ride a scooter, yeah. Religion. Makes sense. I like the welcome mat joke where Dracula is in, whose house is he in? Renfields. Oh right, in his new apartment. Because there's a welcome that says welcome come on in. Yes. Yes. So Dracula takes out the lobos and then Teddy spills the beans that Renfield was helping innocent people.

Yes. And Dracophil is piss so he goes to his apartment and has this great passive aggressive conversation with him. Yes. And I was so worried that Dracula was going to kill Jean-Ralfio here. Yeah. Glad he didn't. He didn't. He didn't. He didn't, yeah. I love when Dracula's talking to Renfield.

And Renf's like, oh, I was going to bring some bodies. Oh, you're going to bring bodies? Yes. And they were like, Nick Cage, you want to just take the governor off and go for it, buddy? Yeah. He's like, yeah, I do. This will be my scene of like kicking Lili Sobieski in the stomach or whatever. It's the same man that did leave in Las Vegas. It's so good. Yeah.

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I love that his outfits are all like corny. Yeah, he's absolutely like Dracula costume. And I also love that at no point in this movie does anyone disbelieve that he's Dracula? No when like Teddy says to his mom it's fucking Dracula she's like yes it is. You're like what? You'd be like get this some crazy man out of here. When Renfield's like I work for Dracula Aquafina's like okay yeah okay yeah I kept expecting that to come back where she'd be like, he's insane. Yeah, but she really isn't. She's like, okay, well I guess that's your job. So at some point I was like, oh shit, this is a world where Dracula exists. Yeah, and they just accept that that's real. Yeah, that he's killing people that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. th. th. that's th. tha. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. the the the the the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. that's thi. thi. thi. the, that's what that's what you do. Yeah, yeah, and then you watch out for them Frankenstein's. Yeah, I gotta look out for them Frankenstein's. I don't

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oh, are you happy? Are you going to fuck me up? And I really liked that. And then he fucks him up. And then he fuck him up. Because he's happy. Yeah. Both things are true.

Does his mom want to fuck Dracula? Yeah. OK. I think. And he's like uncomfortable with his mom. mom wanting to fuck Dracula? I think so. Like the Dracula is not his real dad. You know my real dad, Dracula? You can't tell me what to do. Oh my gosh. It's so funny. It's so very funny. I feel like for the rest of this movie it's largely just like fun fighting and shooting scenes that are also super gory. Sure. Like beating people to death with their friend's arms.

I don't think I've ever seen two cops impaled on doors with their other cops' arms before. No, I don't think so. That's new for me. After he had whipped two other cops to death with the arms, he then throws them like spears. Yeah. Yeah, one one the criticisms the criticisms the criticisms the criticisms the the the their their their thoes thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi thi. thi. the arms who then throws them like spears. Yeah. Yeah, one of the criticisms I saw of this movie was that it's coppaganda. Huh? Yeah, like propaganda for cops? Oh no, I understand the term. And I was like, there's cops getting mercilessly murdered.

And joyfully so. Every cop in this movie is bad. Yeah, and the chiefs throo, the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to to to to to toe, toe, toe, toe, top, toe, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the topa, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, to top.. I, to top. I, toe, the the top. Yeah, the the top. the the top. the top. the top. top. top. the the top. the the top. the the's head gets thrown back into the room and you rejoice. When that cop's fucking face gets ripped off, it's so fucking funny. So funny. It's so funny. I'm a bad person, but it's... No, you're not. They wouldn't put it in the movie if it wasn't funny. So Aquafina had found Renfield in the room of dead bodies. Yes. Takes him into custody. Getting shot in the process. Yes.

He, wait, does he heal her at this point? How does that know? No, she's okay. He does a gross thing. He makes her snickerdoodles, which is fine. But he puts jimmies on'm talking about jimmies. Kids might call them sprinkles. Sprinkles or something different to me.

Okay, yeah. Those teeny tiny balls. Oh, okay. That's a sprinkle. Okay. I'm talking about jimmy's. There was snickerdoodles with jim-a-tie. the jim-d-d. You don't want all that sugar.

It's gonna overpower the Snicker and the Doodle. I just so strongly disagree with you. I would eat the shit out of that. But you grew up in Pittsburgh in their thumbprint cookies. Yeah, you don't like a thumber cookie? It's too much. every thumb of print cooking. Yeah, maybe you're hungry for icing. I also grew up in a place that regularly puts french fries on its salads. Yeah, make it healthy. It's so good.

Potatoes or a vegetable. A steak salad with french fries is delicious. What kind of dressing gonna put on that? Fucking a bitch? Have you get a Pittsburgh girl to eat a salad? I feel like I should start paying tram for the use of that joke. Oh really? Yeah, that's a tram joke.

How do you get a Pittsburgh girl to SUDD? Aren't Renfield and Aquifina supposed to be hiding because they're just like eating on a busy outdoor patio square. So what I was thinking was they went to Cafe Dumont which is fantastic go get Benye's and coffee from there will not regret it. Delicious. Love a Bagnet. It's like a little donut. I know. I know. It's like a little donut. I know. I know. I was explaining you for the listener. I know you don't know what this is because you're an the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their to. to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. I'm. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. the listener. I know you looked at me like, I know you don't know what this is because you're an uncultured swine. Been to Narlans. Of this I have no doubt. My share. Guarantee. But I figure they went there to be in a public place so they couldn't be attacked. Uh, the theory. Gotcha. But I also don't think they were actually shooting to be in a public place so they couldn't be attacked. Uh, theory.

Gotcha. But I also don't think they were actually shooting this movie in New Orleans, because I don't think you can see Jackson Square like that from the patio of Cal. Oh, I don't know. Oh, I thought you'd been. Oh, you're fucking asshole. Tell me another story about the time you went to Rome. Fuck you, Kyle.

We get a Fast and the Furious montage of them like gearing up, which I liked. They get stakes and bugs, and he tells her about the protection circle that we saw at the beginning of the film. Yes. This film is just check-offs everything. It sure is and that's okay. Yeah it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. And so they're going to raid the Lobo compound to take out Dracula. Right. And they've got to do it before the sun sets and he gets powerful. Right. He's eating bugs just like by the container full. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. thin. thin. thin's th. th. th. th. And that's that's that's that's that's that's is is is is is is is is that's is that's is that's is is that's is is. It's is is. It's is is. It's is is. It's is is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's that's th. And th. And th. And thin. And thin. And thin. And thin. And thin. And th. And th. And th. And thin. And th. And th. And th. And te. And th. And th. And thin. And th. And that's that's that's that's that's that's by the container full. I find that very upsetting. And she says, can you wait to do that? And then he turns and he's got bugs in his teeth? And she says, do I have bugs in my teeth? And she says, yes, in every two of them. You like that? I did. So, and the reason they're going to take out Dracula is because Mama Lobo called Bella Francesca and told, or Rebecca called her sister's phone and Bella Francesca answered and said,

we've beat your sister. That's right. If you want to save her, come get her. Yeah. They really have a lot of beef. Yeah, yeah. To kidnap an FBI agent. Because we also found out that before the movie had started,

they killed her father as well. Right, we didn't even talk about that. That was such an unnecessary component of this film. There's a verbal showdown between Renfield and Nicholas Cage. Nick Cage just like chewing out the words complicated relationship. It's just such a fucking joy. Such a joy. Oh man.

I also forgot to mention when we first, when the Lobos first meet Dracula and he's wearing that leather cape, it was so Elvis, it was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, he is who he is. I like when they get into the Lobo compound and Teddy greets them by snorting a millipede off of his wrist as he had formerly started cocaine. Yes. And says you look familiar. And his eyes glow yellow which we see Renfields do

when he eats bugs. And then like several other members of the mob's eyes glow too? Yeah, there's like 30 familiars. All right. Well he, like Teddy kept emphasizing that the like the gang was of the mob's eyes glow too? Yeah, there's like 30 familiar years. Well, Teddy kept emphasizing that the gang was evil. Yeah. They just wanted to do evil stuff. He's so fucking, it's just ridiculous. And having known a fair number of drug dealers in my life, none of them declared that they were evil. No, the drug dealers aren't necessarily evil. No, they're just guys who want to sell to to to to to to to to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their the they're just guys who want to sell coke to their friends.

Yeah, I used to have a drug dealer who took checks. Oh man, Drewer went up, people used to call their friend for pot and be like, oh, can you bring those chocolate chip cookies over? Like the cops would be like, what are they doing? What could this be? They must be hungry for cookies. At at at at at they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not they're not they're not thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. they're they're thi. I they're just they're just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I theeeeat theeeat to theeat to to theeeat to to theeeeat to to their their their their? What could this be? They must be hungry for cookies. At least they're not thumbprints. They'll become diabetic. Oh, man. So yeah, then there's more John Wicking. There's a lot of John Wicking.

I love that kick that goes into like x-ray and shows like the bending in half of, oh, I love it. And that that that that and vomits blood at the same time. I loved it. I didn't want him to die, but I loved it. Yeah, if he's got to die, let it be shitting blood. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. That's what I've always said about everyone I know. If you're going to have to die, do itit shit blood kick. Oh yeah that is very on brand. It's

very hammer smash face. Oh do you want to apologize for what you said about goat hoar? No since it offended people? No I don't. I'm allowed to have an opinion about goat horror. Yeah we're all allowed to have opinions about things. Yeah it's fine. Yeah that's fine. Well the goat horror fans understand that I've got opinions and I strongly hold them. I just think maybe you don't get goat horror. It's true. Do you believe in angels? They are in New Orleans band.

Ah, there you go. It's apropos of this film. Ties in. So they eventually trap Dracula in the circle that's made out of cocaine. It is, yes it is. And Renfield has snapped his fangs out of it, snapped Dracula's fangs out of his mouth through his own hands. Yeah, he's so strong. And then beats Dracula with his own fangs in his hands?

Yeah, pretty great. Punching Dracula in the face to, like, to a music sting each time while we're citing affirmations. A bit odd, but I'll take it. And then they chop them up and put him into cement and dump him into the sewer system. And there's this line about like how it's never too late to be a hero and I think we're supposed to feel something about Renfield turning his life through self-help. Yeah. But I'm just just thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi his life around through self-help. Yeah. But I'm just not that into that. But we already liked him. It was fine.

We've been forgiving him his trespasses. At no point did we ever dislike Renfield. No. Mm-mm. And at the end, the support group is all sitting there, and they say things like, thank you forsee and know things that we can't unknow. And it's like, that's got to be fucked up because they were dead for a while. Yeah.

Yeah, don't bring me back when I die. And Rebecca's sister is like, did you use Dracula to bring me back? She's like, oh no, it's like a, it's a name for a supplement. Yeah. No, it's Dracula blood. Everyone just accepts that he's Dracula and that his blood has powers. What? And they have a picture labeled Dracula's Blood. Yeah. And how does this movie end? How does this movie end? Playing the Soup Dragons, I'm free. Yes, it does. I'm free to do what I won't any old time. It's a good jam. It's a good song. I wish they'd had a SCA version of it though. Because I would jam that so hard. Like that Less Than Jake song and Scream too. I'm unfamiliar with Less Than Jake. I don't know their ove really. Yeah, it might have been too late for you.

Yeah. My friend does do all their art, which is weird. Yeah. It's weird that you have two friends who do art for ska bands. Is it though? No, it isn't. It isn't. I tell you, I was listening to Spotify and it recommended me some random ska band and I looked at it, and I was like, looking at the cover art. I felt so, I felt famous to Jason, we're Scott Jason. We know

someone who's famous. We know a thing, we know a dude who does a dude. Yeah, we know a thing who does a dude. What do you think in this movie, Alan? I loved it, Katie? Me too. I thought it was really fun. I enjoyed it both times. I do short, it's an hour and a half. Yep. You get out of the drag pretty quick. You get to see a man's face get ripped. I think it's because when he rip his face off, he screams. It's funny. It's something very pizza-esque about the whole thing. And I don't know what that is, but that makes me laugh.

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You simply must. And what should you get a cafe along? Oh, you want to find the... Anyhue. I was so worried that you were going to not like it, I'm the Ayes! Anywho. Anywho, I was so worried that you were going to not like it, and I would feel like I was absolutely wrong. I'm so glad you loved it too. Yeah. It's a nine for me.

Yeah, it's great. So fun. Uh, get your stick out of your enjoy almost as much as this film? What? A message from Patron? That I have to apologize that I missed this message when I originally came in to us in May. May? Just reading it now. It's July 20th. I know.

Hey, I thought being in where all family it's never having to say you were sorry. I'm sorry. We're sorry. We're to get to get to get to get to get to get to get this patron. Speaking of, quickly, sorry it is Jeri, before I read your message. You're never going to get your message read. Just cue the altro music. I had to give a name for a game that I kick-started. They're putting all the backers names in it. So I put an Allen ambulance. It's my name. Did you? Now it's in print. Now that's your name. You're going to get your social security card change. Forever and ever ever. I. I. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the marriage. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their the their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's your name. You're going to get your social security card changed. Forever and ever. I'm married to the spotcast. I took its last name. That's beautiful, though.

I think the joining of the families is really, go on. Who's our patron? This is from Logan, who says, hey, I'm Logan. My friends. Oh, Logan, we're not off to a strong start here. I had actually just left you all a voicemail telling you, I was on my way to sign up for the Patreon out of Solidarity of Hate Towards Repo the Genetic Opera. Yes! But seriously, all of your non-patron listeners come over and support these two majestic fuckers.

Thank you. I feel like a majestic fucker, and I appreciate you saying that, because it takes one to no one, like, Logan. You need to get shirts and just say, majestic fucker. Can we get ones to say, I'm with majestic fucker, and then it's pointing it?

I'm the majestic fucker. Yeah, exactly. How about, yours will yours, Mine'll say majestic with an arrow and you're a safe fucker with an arrow going out. Oh, Logan. Support these two majestic fuckers that weekly take me back to the mid-90s. When I was still the crib child and the clerks at video world would absolutely shit on Puppet Master 4 as I said it on the counter. But as I went to put it back, they hit me with, Nah, little man, it's so bad it's good.

You gotta soak that up yourself and tell us what you think. Oh, Puppet Master 4. Yeah, have we done that one? Have we done three? I think we've only done one and two. We gotta get backtalk to Logan. Both of you, both of you keep killing it, all the love, and if you ever get a chance, Willie's Wonderland, or the gold that is the video dead.

Oh, get a chance to cover either of those. And you do own a DVD copy of the video dead. I do? Yes, because when I bought us terror vision, it came in a double pack with the video dead. I do? Yes, because when I bought us Terrorvision, it came in a double back of the video did. That's why it sounds familiar. Yeah, yeah. Wait, I own it? You own it.

Well, we both have a copy of it. Wait, I have a copy of it? You have a copy of it? You have a copy of it. I'm sorry, did you buy it for me? Oh, I'm sure I didn't throw it away. I'm sure, who would do such a thing? It's probably on the shelf next to your wings box set. Fuck you, that's not mine.

Puppet Master. I'm just checking. It's entirely possible. What do you want to do next week, Alan? Well, to make it up to Logan. Yeah. Let's relive those childhood memories, placing a video cassette on a counter. Yeah.

We're going to soak in for ourselves. What are we doing? Pubbomaster 4. First of all, fuck Pub-Master 3. I can get to that. We can do 1, we can do 2. We can do 4. Yeah, we don't do the odds. No, only the evens. One, one though. Well, it won's the start and then after that. And then, you gotta get a game. I know what you mean. It's a fibonacci. Oh my god. the Da Vinci Code. Just because they sound the same, Pivenatrch's. No, that's this plot of the Da Vinci Code.

Have you not seen the movie, read the book? Were you not alive in the early 2000s? No, I was frozen them with caveman. He's caveman. Oh, God, wood. Pupon Master 4. We're going straight to that. We're skipping three. Yeah. You can find us on Patreon.com back-souff ambulance. You got it. You can find us on tea public search for Warrilfambulance. We can get all our merch there, including the General Scospital T-shirt, which is fucking fantastic. Justin Gray, once again, killing it. I got to order the things for th Justin th Justin th Justin th for th Justin th Justin th Justin th for th. Just th. Just th. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, just, just, Justin, Justin, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just. to. to. to. to. to. to. Just, just. Just, just. Just, just. Just, just. Just, just. Just, just. Just, just. Just. Just. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just. Just. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just. Just. Just, Justin. Just. Just. Just. Just, Justin. Just. Just. Just. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just, Justin. Just. Just, to to to to to the to the the the the to the the the the to the to the to the th. to to to to to the the the to the the the th. th. I gotta order the things for Justin's new design. I'm doing it tomorrow. Oh sweet, sweet. And then we can announce them for sale. Yeah.

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