Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 440- Pearl (2022)

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

In this week's episode, we're talking about the very creepy and very emotional 2022 slasher "Pearl." Special topics for your consideration include: the ease of making major life decisions, some more terrible life advice from your pals here at Werewolf Ambulance, baby Brendan Fraser, misunderstood biology, and a veritable smorgasbord of things we like: familial drama! scarecrows! dry humping! dance numbers! maggot pigs! Truly everything we could want. This is it, we have decided that we are all in on Ti West. You can catch his other work with the film that spawned this prequel, "X" (Episode 396), along with Episode 172- "House of the Devil" and one segment in Episode 436- "V/H/S." Also I would have bet my life that we had already covered "The Innkeepers" but... apparently not. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get years' worth of action film commentary! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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She was giving me Shelly Duval vibes. One hundo, it's those big eyes, those big bulgy eyes, especially in that smiling scene at the end. Oh my god. And that's not something, that's not a compliment that I throw around, throw around easily. No, Shelly Duval's special. I think it's also the weird southern accent was probably doing it too. Yeah. When she really shines in this movie is when she's being super overwrought and freaking out,

which is when she drops her accent for the most part. And that is, you know, but then she'll get back into it and you're like, oh, that's right, you're doing this thing. But yeah. They can only hold onto those accents while not screaming. It's true. Did you like the leave It to Beaver font of the opening credits? I did. It was very old Hollywood. I like it.

I like that. I was watching this, spoiler, I really fucking love this movie. Same, same, same. And I was like, has Ty West come into his own? I don't know what that means. Like has he like... Is he... Is he... come to fruition as a director? Like... Is this his... His apex, it's all downhill from here, you think? No, no, no, I just think that like... So all of his films...

Oh, by the way, Nadiah does mean Trough. You were right all along. A number of people told me. Go on. A call back for many episodes ago. Yeah, don't think I don't lay awake at night and think about a thousands of people hearing me correct you and being wrong. Oh, by the way, Brad Pitt was born in Oklahoma, Oklahoma, to which I responded to the person who pointed that out in Instagram, Oklahoma, Canada. Because who gets a shit? Oh, God. We should really do an entire episode. That's just all of our corrections and emissions from every episode we've ever done. Where Rodda ambulance?

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It happens to older folks. Knock on his door, say, where where where, say, say, say, say, say, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, the w. sent me with a shovel and then he'll think you're murdering him but go on about Ty West so so the movie that I was introduced to Ty West via was the innkeepers no the house the devil house the devil yeah house the devil throwback movie giving strong 80s vibes done very well. Inkeepers like sort of a like a pastiche film like has like 70s vibes to it. There's a lot of talking. Yeah yeah yeah for sure. Why did I think I hated Ty West? I don't know you apparently loved all of his movies. Yeah I know some people who knew him growing up from

that area who said he was too cool for school but like he's actually really good at something so maybe he actually was too cool for school but like he's actually really good at something so maybe he actually was too cool for school. And then like so X was like doing 70s grind house cinema yeah and did it very well. Yeah. And this movie is like I don't know we're doing a 40s Technicolor classic. A 40s technicolor classic of a like descent into madness? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, the the the the too. too too too too too too too too too too the the the the the the the the the the, we're doing a 40s technicolor classic. A 40s technicolor classic of a like, descent into madness? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Like Hitchcock vibes, maybe? Strong Hitchcock vibes. I think it's all the bicycles. It's all the bicycles in those real wide shots of cornfields and stuff.

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Oh, they're German. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's doing this southern accent that her mother does not have. Well, she's German. Well, she's from New Zealand, so put that one in your pocket. I gotta say, I'm glad I never thought I was special. I'm glad I never thought I would amount to anything. Because it's like that thing where you've like conditioned yourself to expect nothing and then the least little something is worth getting excited about. This is a movie about expectations of what you think your life's gonna turn out to.

I have some really good advice. Oh, okay. Expect nothing. It goes into my optimistic pessimism, okay. Or pessimistic optimism. I can't remember which one I ascribed to you. Okay. But it's like, don't ever expect anything to go the way you want it to. And then when it does, you're like, all right. Yeah. But my thing is don't ever want anything. Okay. And then you'll never be disappointed. Sure. Yeah, I have an expectationless life. Yeah. It's a it's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. thee optimistic. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. never be disappointed. Sure, yeah, I have an expectationless life. Yeah It's it's a bit empty and then when you well no, but then when you reach the high high

high heady heights of very niche fame that we have then you think oh, I don't deserve this I'm taking this from someone else who deserves it. Anyway, I've also wanted to stab a goose, so... She just murders that fucking goose. Have you ever gotten too close to a goose? No, you're not supposed to. They're like niping at you and stuff. Yeah, that's when you got to stab them. I'm not mad at her for stab this goose.

It's like 80% of America's Funniest Home Videos is a goose biting somebody in the dick. Yeah, that is really funny. Remember how they have teeth on their tongues? So wild. Yeah. Yeah. And then she feeds it to, bum, bum, bum, the alligator. I forgot about the alligator.

It's been a while since we did X. Yes. And I forgot about some of the details. And then watching this movie, I was like, oh, that's all coming back to me. Yeah. And this is such a good prequel. I feel like a prequel, is hard to get right. And this is so good. Arguably a prequel that's better than the movie? I agree. And I also think that it's like, it can stand a lot. If you didn't see X, you'd, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this this this this this this this this this this th. this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. this is this is this is th. th, it can stand a lot. If you didn't see X, you could see this and be like, wow, that's a great movie. Yeah. You don't need, but knowing, having X in your head, you're like, oh, fuck, I do know how she turns out. So you've that sense of just like dread the whole movie.

Would you say X gonna give it to you? Yeah, I 100% agree with you. Like I think, like, for some reason my expectations were real low going into this. Really, my expectations were very high because people I trust had really liked it. I thought, well, it must be good. I had heard nothing but good people, or, I'd heard nothing but good things about it. A few people being like, no, I didn't really like it, but I feel like there's the people who always like, yeah, I didn't really like it. I just raised my hand. Yeah, I should also raise my own hand. What does everybody else like it?

No, no, I'm good. No, I'm good. No, fuck your Christmas. So yeah, she pits, forks it and takes it to Theta, the water and freeze-framing. So it's 1918. What a time to be alive, huh? A lot of time to be in the flu. Oh man. Filming this movie during a pandemic about a pandemic. Yeah. I also love that they made this movie kind of in secret. I didn't know that it was kind of in secret. They made it I think at the same time or right after X. Oh. And like we're just kind of like on the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.l. the.l. the. the. the. the. the. the. time. to. to. to. to. time. to. to. to.think, at the same time or right after X. Oh. And like, we're just kind of like on the DL made this movie. But this had been green lit before? I'm guessing.

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place in the 80s. Oh, so it would be a sequel to X. Yes, I think it might pick up on her character. The new Mia goth. Meagoth, part two. We drove away from the farm, spoiler alert at the end of X. Oh yeah. Why, why would you listen to this episode if you hadn't seen X? Come on. Why, plenty of people are listening to this episode and have never seen this movie. That's true. That that that that she has a relationship with an alligator though.

Yeah, I mean, and how long do alligators live forever because they're dinosaurs? I think so. I think that we got like a set at the beginning of time and they've just always been here. Okay. Yeah, like candy corn corned corn. Forever shall play. Garbonzo beans. Garbonzo beans. Oh, Carbonzo. Oh man, I made chickpea chili last night. You call him chickpeas. Yeah, what do you call them? Garbanzo beans.

Oh, yeah. Well, I'm not Italian. Is that why I call him that? Probably. Interesting. Yeah. Put some mootsurel in those Carbonzo. Ah, look at kid Garbanzo.

Oh, real quick, I'd like to shout out front of the podcast, Joe from the Flyover State of Fear, podcast slash YouTube channel. Because he was in Pittsburgh for a Pirates game where they gave away, he's a Mets fan, he went to see the Pirates and Metz, they gave away a Key Brian Hayes bobblehead. So he and his wife sent there's to Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy their Lucy their Lucy so he and his wife sent theirs to Lucy and me in the mail.

What? Yeah. Which is really, really nice. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, it was really nice. Go listen to Watch to, we've each done an episode on that trail. I've done too. You have done two.

I have done too. and decided I still didn't like it. Yeah, you're allowed to be wrong twice. Yeah. I am. What movie did I do? Oh, I did the remake of the Fog on there. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. That one was like, I don't want to subject to Katie to this.

So I'll do it on a different podcast. Thank you. I also did, fire in the sky, which I remembered as being a terrifying movie and then watching it as an adult I was like oh no Hey, can I tell you something I hate? Yeah corn on the cob? What? Watching people eat corn on the cob have like the idea of having corn on the cob in my mouth makes me want to like hurl. Poo? I'm shook to my fucking summer. I love a summer. I don't like a corn in the thummer. I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the the the th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toy. I toy. I toy. I toy. I toy. I toy. I te. toy. I the the the the the the the. I the. I the. I the. I'm shook to my fucking because I'm very summer. I love a summer.

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It's so gross. And their teeth are going to be rotten before they know it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that. I don't know corn was that sure. I guess that's what corn syrup is, huh? Fuck an idiot. I don't know much about farming. I don't know much about much. I was stunned when she said she was married because she is so childlike. Sure. So wild. Yeah, but in 1918, you're a good self-child bride. I guess so. Yeah. But he seems like a child, too. I think they're the same age.

Yeah, probably. And then her dad is wheelchair-bound because he got the influenza. Yes, and he is now semi-comatose. Yeah. She's bathing in front of him, which I thought was strange. Did you? A little bit? Yeah. Getting her adult boobies out in front of her dad. Yeah, her married tits and all.

She gives them a big old slug of morphine and then takes one, takes it to the movies and slugs it there. Yeah, yeah. It's a lot of morphine, I think. A little sneaky, snip of morphine. I also love to be high at the movies. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always think about trying to sneak beer into the movies. You put in like a now gene bottle. Oh, drinking beer out of a now gene bottle feels very foamy to me. Yeah, very foamy. That would be a bad idea. You could bring a flask I guess. Hence why I've never done it. Yeah. Just walk in with those beer hats on with the helmet.

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I've definitely imagined myself in like film settings and all that stuff, but like not to the point of where I'm like, I should do that. Yeah, so this is what I'm saying, never have a dream, and you'll always be psyched on anything you do. So I didn't think I could do that. You know, 100% agree with you. Yeah, no goals. Hashtag no goals. HASHTAG Just Hanging Out.

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He actually looks a bit like a baby Brendan Frazier, like that, 100%. That movie where he comes out of the bomb shelter and falls in love with Alicia Silverstone. and you, and you, and you, and th. and th. and th. and th. and th. And thi. And thi. And thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi thi, thi, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Oh, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi% that that movie where he comes out of the bomb shelter and falls in love with Alicia Silverstone you know I'm talking about school ties no something about bombs bomb shelter it's a pan it's a pun I maybe like 12 people are yelling at their phones right now I have never heard I didn't know they had ever done blast from the past oh last from the past I'm sorry were you saying something? Does he only do movies where he comes back from something to a present time? I think so, and that's nice.

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Sandler movie arguably. I think that's probably true. Anyway. So she's talking to the hot, not hot, uh, projectionist. Projectionist. He's menacing Brendan Frazier is what he is. So he's got that hot but also creepy. Yeah, and like he's obviously wants to fuck her. Yeah, he's gonna try to fuck her. And she obviously just like someone's paying attention to me me me me me me that. that. that. that. that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's probably. I that's probably. I that's probably th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's probably th. I's probably th. I's probably th. I's probably th. I's probably th. I's probably that's probably that's that's that's that's that's that's also creepy. Yeah, and like he's obviously wants to fuck her, like from the jump. He's gonna try to fuck her. And she's obviously just like, someone's paying attention to me. Yeah. It's all very sad. It's all very, very sad. Not, I mean, him wanting to fuck somebody is not sad. But I also thought it was really sweet that he went and cut her a frame out of the film. But see again, want nothing, never be disappointed. But I also thought it was really sweet that he went and cut her a frame out of the film.

Yeah. So like, when you find a later that he's a bohemian and is living more of like a outside of the mainstream lifestyle, so like him wanting to fuck her gets a little less lascivious, and it's just like I'm a freewheeling dude, it likes to fuck people. Yeah, he's just going around fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking to town, fucking, fucking the ladies. She's fucking fucking fucking everybody. But it's like it feels a little less predatory. Yeah, he's not a predator. He just meets ladies and fucks them.

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And her immediate thing is to climb the letter, getting the scarecrow's face and be like, do you want to do it? Why are you doing this to a scarecrow? Don't you know anything? They're pure evil. Someday we're gonna find that god damn scarecrow movie. She throws it, not you Lacey Schambere, whatever the fuck your name is. How dare you? She throws the scarecrow to the ground. Dances with it, sees the face of the projectionist. Kissing it with her tongue. She's such a quirky, weird dreamer, that pearl tongue and all.

She sees the face of the projectionist post tongue banging the head of the scarecrow, which is made out of nightmare. Yeah. And then is like, nah, I'll just grind out it for a while. She screams, I'm married. And then she fucking dry-humps it and really likes it. Try-hump to climax. Dry-humps to climax. I don't think is a thing.

Get in touch. No, do not write me your stories. Actually, Katie. Hmm. stories. Actually, Kitty. If anyone writes in and is like, that's the only way I ever climax, I quit this show. So if you want this show to end, there's how you get it. I just noticed that I had a note when she was watching the movie that was, man, music used to suck. Oh, God, music used to suck so bad. Movies were terrible. Just terrible. I just can't stand music. That sounds like this and dip-di-dip-dip-poo.

Yeah, you don't like that? I don't like that? That's not what you want to hear? It's not what you want to relax to? As the proud owner of an advertisement pros jumped away, the sound design of this movie is really good. Really good. I jumped.

Yeah. Yeah. She goes home and mom is being a jumpy. Yeah. Because that's all she does. Mom's had a hard life. She's riding her about the eighth sense being missing. Yeah. And the dad is like the eight cents being missing. Yeah.

And the dad is like talking a little bit? Was he? He's always like grunting anyway. And there's all this face touching and eating corn on the cob and things that I am just not good about. It's making me very uneasy. She lies that she bought eight cents worth of candy while she was in town. So her mom was like, okay, then you ate today and takes her food away from her. Yeah, you can have it tomorrow.

Mmm, tomorrow is corn on the cob. Uh-oh. I just wrote, you know, you gotta move out. Yeah, you're married. What are you doing? The fact of her being a married woman is like really kept throwing me for such a loop during this movie because she's such a child, she's absolutely subservient to her mother, which didn't make sense with what we learn about her later in the movie, a whole lot of sense. That she does just do everything her mother says. Yeah. But she does it.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean that was the that was the thing of the time, right? That's what people did. Like I guess, but she's not regular. She is not, she is Abby normal. Yeah, she is Abby normal. Yeah, she is Abby normal. We meet Mitzi. Oh, I love Mitzy too. A cute little sister-in-law. Who, apparently her husband is from money. Yeah, at least for this area. Yeah. Yeah. And Mitzy and her mother are out bringing food to people. Yeah, taking pigs around. Like little suckling pigs. Oh, and we learn that her husband Howard is away at war,

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Also, we should mention that mom refuished the pig because she does not want to hand out. Right, she just leaves it sitting on the front porch in the like baking dish. Yeah, so we get recurring maggot pig for the rest of this movie. Oh, maggot pig. That's gonna turn the old stomach muscles. Yeah. Yeah, so she sneaks out,

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Yeah. I don't think that was pro. Yeah, touchey. Uh, who's just old-timey and like fast? It's jerky. It's real jerky. It's real jerky. And not like, you know how a puppet's elbow should work. No, not like how God made our elbows to work. He really, he, the projections is basically like, this is going to be, then,

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saying I know I'd watch your sex tape is not the brag you think it is. Yeah she's not a Kardashian. No. You seen that you seen that one? No no. No. You wouldn't do that. No. You would never do such a thing. No, definitely never seen the Tommy Lee and Pamela. Everyone's seen that. He hung to war with his tick. They show that one in like a high school health class. Look at that thing. You're never going to see one like that again.

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She's doing waterfall kisses or whatever the thing is I don't know, but I hate to try to f- her dad to the alligator, mom comes and she's like, yeah, don't feed your father the alligator. No, I've thought about doing this, but don't do it. Yeah. Like, that's the vibe she's putting off. Yeah. And she wheels dad back home. And then Pearl goes to yell at the alligator, because it didn't eat her dad fast enough, right. And she finds a nest? To be fair though, like hell of a their their their their their their their their th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe, toe, to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to toe, toe, toe, toe, their, their. their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. teateate. toda. today, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toeate. Yeah, to be fair though, like hell of a way to go. If you really loved your dad you'd find a kinder way to kill him. Like just give him too much morphine. Sure. Instead of feeding him to an alligator. Yeah, but then there's like no moss, no fuss. Yeah, it is. It's not cleaned up it's the whole thing. Yeah, I guess so. Gators don't leave nothing behind? Morphine could be an accident. Sure.

Yeah. And then you just bury him and move on. And then you've got to put him in the basement with the rest of the bodies. Right. So she finds an alligator egg or a nest of alligator and takes one back to raise it on her own, I guess. knocked up. Hmm. Where is the mannigator? Then I wondered, do alligators, don't just lay eggs like chickens. Sure.

But I mean, chickens can lay eggs without being fertilized. The eggs have to then be fertilized by a male, right? Yes. But is that true for alligators or do they only have... Because it's not like alligator eggs are just freely available, you know what I'm saying? Hey a beer scientist can you get in touch and let us know? Yeah, with David I want to say the beer chemist, David? Could you let us know about alligators and eggs and stuff? Just Google it if you

have to. How alligator come? How a alligator get pregnant? How are baby alligator form? Yeah, exactly. Do away and stain mother? Who killed thoubbies? When she walks back into the barn with the alligator egg in her hand, Charlie, the cow, seems to have like soured on her. They put- That cow is a great actor. The cow, the sheep, the chickens, they're all like really good at acting disappointed in

her. Or like a little bit just like grossed out. She puts it up in the hayloff like she's going to raise it as her own. Is this where she makes the alligator that we meet in the next movie? But then I thought, you know you gotta incubate that, right? Well, I mean, alligators would be cold-blooded, so would they be incubating it? David. You knew one science fact, you better know the rest.

Hey, he's a doctor of science. Better know if he's a doctor. So I just want to point out to that this is something we could easily find by googling it'd probably be on like a children's website about how alligators get born and I'm just not gonna fucking do it. So male alligator got a come and nut on a bunch of alligator eggs kids. That's what I think. So yes, she acts like she's going to raise it on her own. And then she sees that the cow's disappointed in her.

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does in private when she thinks no one's watching. Yeah which I guess is killing animals. Yeah or dry fucking scare groups. That too. She says, yes, because Pearl says, please, Mama, you have no idea what I'm capable of. And her mom's like, oh yeah, I do. She says, you can't keep your true self hidden forever, Pearl. They will notice eventually, and they will be frightened just as I am. Yeah.

But she's also giving her this whole spiel about ungratefulness and feels very Catholic guilt to me. Yes. Oh, and and she, mom slaps Pearl after she yells, I hate you. Yeah, malevolence is festering in you. It's a good line. Sick burn, mom. And this was giving me a Piper Lorry in Cary vibes. One hondo. Um, so. Um, so. Um. So, um, so. So. Um, um. So. Um, so. Um, so. So. So. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the Piper Lorry and Carrie vibes. One hondo. So they get into like a little slap flight tussle and she backs mom into the fireplace? Yes, because the mother says something like when you fail and you will fail. I want you to remember that feeling because it's how I feel every time I look at you. Now that is a sick fucking burr.

Can that be the title of our first record as, You want something to cry about? I think that would be a good title. Jesus Christ. But yes, Pearl screams, the whole world is gonna know my name. And she backs her mom into the fireplace. Which her mom goes up like a fucking Roman candle. Yeah, her clothes were, I guess clothes were a little more flammable back then?

I think they're all made of phosphorus paper? Yes. Because she just goes, and her hair gets burned off? Goes up like a torch, exit mom. Yeah, except no. Except she's still alive. Well, Pearl throws corn water on her. There's boiling corn water. Boiling corn water filled with corn. Filled with corn. Who just puts the corn on the table people?

What are we doing here? I thought she took it off the stovetop in her defense. Oh maybe I thought it was just like a they dip their corn in the water. Unfiltered corned on the table. I'm gonna get your sugars. I bet. Corn water doesn't taste too bad. I think that is just corn syrup. Yeah, just keep boiling it. It'll come down to syrup. And you think, oh, she's just going to leave her dad to serve to death. Yay! Yeah, because she puts mom in the basement and leaves.

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Little ties? He's wearing like a very short tie of the fashion of the time. I just feel like they're such a bad look. They're very disproportionate, or they make your body look weird or something. Where do you come down on a bolo tie? Are you a bolo tie? Why don't you tell me, as my friend of many years, what you think I think about bolo ties? I think that you probably think that I wore them Yeah. My real response is that no one but Sam

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that she's performing on stage in a movie and her husband, mom and the projectionist are watching her, yes. mom and dad and the projectionist are watching her yes and cheering her on seemingly her mom is wearing a mask like a you know like a 1918 COVID mask yeah She takes it off and her face underneath is also her mouth is like weird and burned which I really liked a lot. Yeah And she wakes up and goes to run out of the projection booth where he sleeps. Yes, yeah.

Because he's a bohemian. Because he's a bohemian. And he says, why don't you let me drive you home? So they're driving home. Also, did he, was it, was it usual? Was it normal to have a car in 1918? I wouldn't think most the timeeee time time time time time time time time time time time time time time tiiiiiii ti ti ti the the the the ofe ofe the ofe? thi thi ofe? thi ofe? that that that that the the the that that's that's that's that's toe. toe. toe. toe. toe? toe. toe? toe. toe. toe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. that's. that. that. that's. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's the? te. tectionectionectionectionectionectionectionectionectionectionectionectionectionectione. toectionectione. toectione. toectione. toectione. toe. toe. to have a car in 1918? I wouldn't think most people did. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the timeline of how all that panned out.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, he drives her home and she thinks she sees Howard walking up the road. Right, right. And he, the projectionist has a line about hard to know who anybody is these masks people are wearing. And I was like, what do you say in there, Ty West? Are you an anti-masker? Because this is the time, I mean, they're making this in peak COVID, right? But it was hard to know who everybody was with masks on. I liked that. Yeah.

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Either her dad doesn't know anything, or her dad knows she's married. So she's just trying to fuck her boyfriend upstairs from her dad. Yeah. Which, that's not right, Pearl. I don't like it. Yeah. She takes him upstairs and like, but she takes the projectionist upstairs. And he and her, like, she lays him on the bed and starts like making out with him, but it is completely one sided. Yeah. And that's when she says you're going to take me to Europe. He says, what's the matter with you? And she goes, nothing in this like really childlike way that's very uncomfortable. Oh, because he hears a thudding coming from somewhere.

Yes. And he's like, what do you do? It could be your father. We have to go see what that is. Yeah, do we? Wouldn't house smell like the burnt mother? Yeah, would you smell like good cookings, right? Oh, hair though. Maybe the smell of the maggot pig is overwhelming.

Maybe. She gives him this line about how the dog had gotten into the food and so she'd put the dog in the root cellar. And then like a minute later when he says something about what's the dog's name, she goes, we don't have a dog. Pearl, you're very, very stupid. Immediately forgets her dog lie. And he's like, I gotta get out of here.

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And the car is just going as he bleeds and coughs. And then he falls out of the car, and she stabs him through the mouth with a pitchfork. This is such a great scene though. She like stabs him through the mouth while he's lying lying on his back basically right? Yeah. She stabs him through the mouth, screams to the heavens and then stomps on the pitchfork and then the scene cuts. So good. At this point I have the thought and this is going to sound bold. This is somebody's Texas Jainsaw Massacre. Definitely.

This is somebody's like, holy fuck what am I watching? Yeah, for sure. Someone who isn't as desensitized as we are. Yeah. Because it's, it just keeps ramping up and like, I mean, maybe like when she threw her mom's not dead body in the basement was that moment for somebody but this murder's like holy shit yes and if you hadn't seen X you wouldn't know until like that

point that she was a murderer that she was yeah it's wild so she goes in finds that her mother has crawled up the stairs. What does she do? Well, she helps her, she gets her to a hospital, so that she gets proper medical care. Solve on the burns. And then she drags her back down the steps. She kicks her back down the steps. Oh, that's right.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my God. She puts the protectionist car into the water, and Theta comes over for a little sneaky snack. That's right. And then she goes to the audition. But like, ah, we know she's gonna end up on that farm. But we know it isn't gonna go well.

And there's this, the scene of her and Mitzi talking outside the audition. Mitz, super nervous, Pearl seems like dialed in. Yeah, hyperfocused. And there's this just over long shot of them waiting to be called in when it's Pearls Turn next and it's really good. Yeah, it's just really, really good. And like just like everything is hyper saturated color wise. Yeah, she's wearing super, super bright red, or not even bright red, like a ruby red. And like a matching lipstick.

Yeah. And Mitzy is just basically like, if it's not me, I want it to be you, like trying to be supportive. But it's also the contrast of Mitzy has all these other things to do so that if this doesn't work out that she's got something else. And this is literally Pearl's only chance to get away from having murdered her family. And some guy. So she goes into the audition and everything is super slow-mo as she's walking in.

The slow-mo, dark background, red dress is gorgeous. Yeah. It's just absolutely gorgeous. But then it quickly turns to like smiling, smiley ragtime dancing. Yeah, but like, frantic nightmare smiling rag, like penny wise, smiling ragtime dancing. Then she's doing this sort of like clown soldier dance. Who are these clown soldiers?

I love that this is what she's dancing to in her mind, which is the backdrop of World War I with bombs going off and then she's with a bunch of ladies dresses clown soldiers clown soldiers all doing like flying dancing. Hi kicks. Yeah she's feeling it she is feeling it and then Randy Jackson is there and says that's gonna be a no for me dog. He does say it's gonna be a no. We're looking for someone more All-American, someone younger, blonde, and you're like, fuck! It's going to be Mitzi. And he says we were looking for someone with that X-factor. Yeah. And I was like, is that a 1918 thing to see? I thought that was out of place. Like you saw the other movie, you don't need to nod to it, you don't need to be cheeky. I didn't even think that that was a nod to that.

Oh, holy moly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. We were looking for someone who wasn't going to have a porn film filmed on their house, let her lawn in 60 years. But she's doing this like, she's saying, please just give me one more chance, both to the judges and then in her mind, all of her victims, her murder victims are also sitting at the table.

Right, they are her judges. Yeah, yeah, it's really good. Including her husband, who, as we know, is not yet dead. Not yet dead, but she did, um, cheat on him. Oh my god. Please, I'm a star! This is what I'm saying. Don't ever think anything of yourself. Is this good advice? No, you should think you can do it everybody? You got this. You got this. Or maybe you don't and that's okay too. Katie, you had a kid you thought you could do a thing. I just got raw dog. That's that super easy. Is that what you mean? Holy smokes. So Mitzie comes upon her. I'm sitting behind the church. Sobbing. Like snot-nose-snapping.

It is like fantastically uncomfortable, the wailing and the snot. And she says, let me drive you home. Yeah. So she takes her home and the pig is now melting. And I was eating candy as I was watching that, and I just felt a little bit bad. I wish you had been eating like pork cracklins or something. And, what do they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It that. It that. It is like. It is like. It is like. It is like. It is like. It is like. It the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I was. I was. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was. I was. I was like. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was th. I just felt a little bit bad. I wish you had been any like pork cracklins or something. And what do they call those things? The pork skins that you can get in the bag. Pork rinds? Pork rinds? Yeah. I don't like a pork rind. I'm, I like there were somebody who was making a vegan pork rinds. What was it made out of potatoes? No, it's like yucca or something

that was like fried and bloated out. They were real good. Yeah, I mean it's just fried with salt. I would much rather eat that than a pork grind. I think pork rind. I think pork rinds are kind of a little. It's a little, yeah, it's crazy. And Mitsy's like, that's a little, yeah, it's crazy. And then she goes inside. And she's like, do you want me to look after your dad? And like, no, that's okay. Yeah. And then she says, basically that she's like worried about talking to her husband, Mitzi's brother. Yeah. And Mitsy's like, well, why don't you practice on me? Mitsy's so sweet. So sweet. I kept waiting for her to have a heel turn, but she really didn't. Nope. No. Uh-uh. And Pearl says, seems like there's something missing in me that the rest of the world has. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah. Who hasn't felt that though? I mean, I don't think I'm a psychopath. No, no, no, no. But just that whole feeling like when she starts this talk, you're like, yeah, we've th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that whole feeling like, when she starts this talk, you're like, yeah, we've all felt like we were different and didn't fit in with the rest of the world.

Sure. And then she gives what maybe one of my favorite monologues in a film ever, where it's just camera on Mia Goth, and she is just laying out the litany of her crimes. Yes, it's a hell of a monologue. Yeah. And you're, the whole time you're just thinking of Mitzi sitting on the other side of the table being like, uh-uh.

And like, kudos to Ty West for not showing us that. Right. Not giving us the satisfaction of seeing that Mitzy was freaking the fuck out about this. It's so uncomfortable. She's talking about being pregnant and never wanting to be a mother and loathing the feeling of the baby growing inside her. Yeah, I was happy when it died. I was so relieved when it died. Geez, Christmas. Yeah. I hate what it feels like to be me and not you is one of the things she says. Yeah, that's a common thing that everybody thinks all the time.

And it ends with all I really want is to be loved. Yeah, because she all like during this like nightmare litany of her crimes, she also says like, I finally felt seen basically because you loved me. Yeah. Because you saw me. Yeah. And because such a handsome boy wanted me, because you loved me. Yeah. Because you saw me. Yeah. And because such a handsome boy wanted me, because I'm ugly.

And it was just like, oh man. I think she was speaking on the inside. Yeah. Yeah. To which I wrote, you may want to get out of there, Mitzy. And Mitz says, oh, well, all right. Well, I need to get going. Then I wrote, you may want to move quickly, Mitzi.

I think I'd make a solid run for it. She's like, oh no, I have diary, I have to go home now. And then she is walking down the driveway and Pearl comes out, she hears the thumping of the door opening behind her. Pearl comes out and grabs an axe. Yeah. And I thought, did no one never never to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the tho thi thi thi, thi, tho tho tho to move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move move to move to move to move the the the the the the the thumping of the door opening behind her. Pearl comes out and grabs an axe. Yeah. And I thought did no one ever teach you to sprint Mitsy? Because she's running like a dip shit. Well she probably got home those like little 18 or 1918 shoes. If you have little 1918 shoes, it doesn't matter. You got to know how to run away. I did like that before she goes outside like there's a thrown. thi. thi. I the th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's the the thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the the thi's thi's thi's the thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi inside of Pearl and she turns and she's like I know that you got the part. Yeah. And she's like I didn't get

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yeah. Dismembering Mitzy and feeding her to the gator. And like these weird like split-screen shots and stuff happening. To the tune of a German lullaby or something? Yeah. Yeah. What does she do with her parents from there? Oh well she cleans up everything in the tune of a German lullaby or something? Of something, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. What does she do with her parents from there? Oh, well, she cleans up everything in the dining room and then sets up the dining room table and then sets up the dining room table and then sets up. the dining room table and puts the maggot on the table for a meal with her dead parent. she sure does. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the. the. the. the. the, the. the's thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean's thean's th now. The pig is real fucked up. Everything that was on the table has mold on it. That's gonna take a little while. Yeah. Howard comes home. He's so excited to be there. Yeah. Yeah. And then not. Not so much excited. He apparently. This is where we

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