Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 446- Jacob's Ladder (1990)

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

In this week's episode, we're determined to make jokes out of a very sad movie about a Vietnam veteran because somehow that is a job that a person can have! Special topics for your consideration include: a very "X-Files" era, the repeated deaths of Macauley Culkin, hunky television actors, being the guy hanging out with the girls who catcall the postman, angels/demons/whatever, and advice that *might* actually be right for a change!  War is horrific and has thus inspired some really great and some  really terrible horror movies. You may or may not enjoy Episode 93- "Ravenous," Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers," and Episode 223- "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates."  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get years' worth of action film commentary-- it's a ladies-kicking-ass month with "Mad Max: Fury Road!" leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Okay, let's see. Yeah, come on Katie, let's go. Listeners, listeners, I need to tell you something. As you know, Alan and I record two episodes in one night. We just finished spending like an hour and 10 minutes talking about Madmex Fury Road for our Patreon podcast. I saw you to tell you something. As you know, Alan and I record two episodes. We just finished spending like an hour and 10 minutes talking about Mad Max Fury Road for our Patreon podcast.

I saw you roll your eyes. It's Mad Max. I'm sorry. It's hard. It's just my brain says Mad Max. So we're all worked up and we're gonna bring it down so many notches for this movie. What? What's to bring it down?

Sad Vietnam stories? I think I suggested this movie like two months ago. Yeah. I wish I hadn't. We just kept putting it off because it was too sad. I should have just pult and peppered that shit talk. Boom, bu- tudum, da da da. That's so inappropriate. Speaking of inappropriate. Yeah. So much of Elizabeth Pibibibs in the beginning of th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th th th th th th th th I th much of Elizabeth Pena's boobs in the beginning of this movie.

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Yes. She's a demon. What do you want? Is she? Yeah. Yeah. Well, she's like a demonic figment of his imagination. None of this ever happened though. No. No, there's, okay, first of all, no such thing as demons. What?

Yeah. Next you're gonna tell me there's no such thing as angels. Do you believe in angels? Oh, Josh. Fucking Nome, though, I'll tell you what. Fucking Nome with a beautiful, beautiful, young Ving Rames. And Eric LaSalle. An Eric LaSalle. Ah, Eric LaSalle. And X Files alum, Pruitt Taylor Vince. Yes, I like him. Yes. This movie has a very ex-filean vibe to it.

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I was like, this is a movie that makes me feel like I'm smarter than I am. Because I feel like, you know, as kind of a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. Yeah, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm t. t so, I'm ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. So, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, of a dummy, like I'm watching this and being like, oh, there's a lot to unpack. I don't think you're a dummy. Okay, thank you. I think it's good that you recognize there's a lot to unpack. And I had a similar experience really where I was like, I see a lot of renaissance art in. I was like, I see a lot of re's a ton of Dante's stuff going on. But I was wondering, like, is this like a smart movie for dumb people or like just smart movie? I think it's a smart movie.

I don't think we have to try to find a way to put ourselves down. What? What? What do you want to do here? So this starts off in a way that I love war movies. Really? Yeah, I mean war is the most awful thing on the planet. If I said to someone, I hate child abuse movies, would they be like, really? You know, it's fucking awful. I don't want to look at it. I'm sorry all of it happened. Sure. Yeah, I there's, I don't know, I think just because I grew up watching MASH, which is Korea, right? It's Korea, but it's an allegory for Vietnam.

Okay, okay. When I was in high school, you know, full metal jacket, platoon, what was it, China Beach, the TV show, there was like all this Vietnam shit going on, because I went to high school, pretty 20 years after Vietnam ended. So like, it was like the people who went through that were finally at a point where they were making the television movies. Making cultural reference, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So I grew up on all that shit. So it's like, it's like a warm blanket for me to see like, sad men in the jungle. I hate it. I just hate it. Did you know they remade this movie? had it be about Afghanistan. No, I did. Jesse Williams is in it? Who's that? The hunky guy from Kevin in the Woods. I know that's like my touch point for everything. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay.

Wow, I don't watch that. No, I'm never going to. Yeah, yeah. Critically panned. That's gonna go with the Vietnam dudes, they all look like they're already dead. They're all like sitting with their heads down and like their hands in their laps or laying down.

Yeah, I missed that reference. And then they sort of like come to life. And then we see helicopters landing with soldiers jumping off the helicopters. And there's like's like the really weird scene where I'm going to say Tim Robbins because that's the author and not Tim Robbins because my brain's going to mix them up. Oh, Tom Robbins. Yeah. Of skinny legs and all and still life with woodpeckers one of my favorite books of all time. Same. Switch to camel cigarettes as a result of reading that book. Oh, that's lovely. Yeah. I smoke camels for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. I love

when we find these like touchstones that we share. I can't believe we've never talked about that. Oh, I feel like I was reading a lot of him and Vonnegut at the same time. Yes, oh my god, were you like 22 because I was. Yeah, of course, yes. Yeah, just 10 years earlier. Yeah, yeah, life comes at you fast. So Tim Robbins is like taking a shit and he comes back and they're like, oh, what are you pooping again? And his response is, huh, he's like, the only thing he's doing, tha, and tha, and tha, and tha, teasing him and the only thing he's doing is giggling. Yeah, he never respond, well, he does respond to Ving Rames, who says,

because Ving Rames is like, do you want to play with my big black rooster? Come choke my black rooster. And he said, I don't have tweezers. And then they're like, Pruitt, and another guy. Eric LaSalle, I think. Maybe. Because they show him vomiting in a minute. And so those guys start like going into seizure as soon as they get word that there's movement in the tree line. Yes. And you kind of see at this point that the movement in the tree line is American troops.

Oh, I did not see that. Yeah, there's like a shot of like American troops opening fire on them. Okay. I think I thought that was their compatriots, other people in their squadron. I mean, the last time I saw this movie was like 15 years ago, so. And maybe that's more explicit in later flashbacks. I think it is. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. And we see Tim Robbins get in the stomach with a bayonet as he's like run away from the fighting when he's trying to like help Ving Rames who's puking up blood on himself. Just convulsing violently, yeah.

And then he wakes up on a subway train. Reading a paperback copy of the stranger. Which is my favorite cover of the stranger. Oh, yeah. I really love that cover. I've th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr. And, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s.auui. And, thr-s, thr-s, thi. And, thi. And, yeah, I really love that cover. Okay. I've like tried to find t-shirts of that cover of the stranger, which is just like a deep dive on me being a nerd. Have you ever found one? I have not. Well, then let's just copyright it and I'm sure it's not copyrighted. And we'll just take it up on the t puble. We'll just put it up on the T-Public store. Yeah, put it up on. the T. the the the t. the t. t. the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip, tip, t. t. t. t. t. t. t. try. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tri. tr. t smart. That Lucy had drawn a picture. I got it on a shirt. And then I was like worried that someone else was going to buy it because I had to leave it up there for the time it took to print it. But I was like, oh, interesting.

He's reading the stranger. And that's a, and this old lady in the babushka can't fall asleep, she has to guard herself. Well, she's also a demon. I mean, I'm not sold on that, but go on. Well, she's not real. None of it is real. Yeah, it's all the same. Some of them are demons. No, none none none none none none none none none none none none none none none none none none none none. No. No. No. No. No. No. None. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th is it is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. thoomom. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha., are they're demons while you're trying to hold on life?

Maybe they're angels who are trying to get you to let go. But some people in the movie are really nice to him. Are they demons too? No, they're angels. I don't like that. I gotta say that demons and angels are not a thing I like at all. This movie's overtly religious. Sure, for sure, but you know. Which is interesting, because he's not, I mean it's all Judeo-Christian themes. Right. And there's like scenes where he is set up like Christ, like the bathtub scene. Yeah.

I don't know. It's just, they make a big point later like, oh, he was Jewish, just like Jesus. Did they say that? Well, they say he was Jewish. Do you know the guy who wrote this movie also wrote ghost? I love ghost. Yeah, I haven't seen ghost in a minute. Me either. I haven't seen it since I was a child, but I remember sobbing at the end. Sure. But yeah, they just be together in this life. Their love was so pure. Which is also a 1990 film.

Yeah, wow, great year for that guy. Yeah, what's it? Hold on, let me get that, that fella's name. I think I'm right on this. Yes, he wrote Jacob's Ladder, Ghost, and he also wrote, like, there was something else in his oh he wrote deadly friend what's that which is a West Craven movie starring Buffy the Vampire Slayer actor who went nutbar Christy Swanson she went nutbar yeah she's like a right-wing no oh that's a bomber and Mama Fratelli and Mama Fratelli

where her Christie Swanson dies and is reanimated as a robot. That sounds very fun. Who goes on a murder spree? Isn't that also lately the plot of Manequin? Sort of. I don't think there's a murder spree. Now I guess not. And at one point, spoiler alert, she explodes mom of her want to watch that. Yeah, we should do that movie at some. Okay. But I was like, holy shit, the guy whoosed Ghost and Jacob Slater also wrote

fucking deadly friend. That's awesome. Can I read you something from her personal life Wikipedia? Yeah. Swanson is a Republican. Yeah. Swanson alleged that she and fellow actor Dean Kane received death threats for taking part in Obamagate, a stage play play that focus on Donald Trump, although her statements were unproven. In 2021, Swanson was hospitalized with COVID-19 with severe respiratory complications. I don't know if she's okay. Yeah, you hate to see it. Yeah. Yeah. I like when those people are like, we're not getting acting jobs because of her politics.

Or, you're an asshole. You're an asshole. I don't know. Dean Kane, Superman and all that good of an actor either. I don't know. Dean Kane, who's missing out on that? Oh, Dean Kane, Superman and all that. Yeah, it's true. Anyway, I bet you all didn't think we're going to have Dean Kane talk on this episode. Dean Kane.

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and the head shaky stuff, all that. Yeah. That hospital scene is so fucking upsetting. Oh my god. Is this where X-ray is? So he makes where X-ray is. So he makes it home after diving on the ground to avoid the train, which is a knock to mare. Yes. But we also, like there's a lot of stuff where we just don't, this is, I always think about this,

this is like our second movie in a row of kind of dream logic, of like he's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. from place to place. Yes. Obviously this feel, like when you get the revelation of why there's a little bit more resolution to that. Well, someone really, someone was very, very thoughtful in making this movie, which is so much more than I can say for three years earlier, Dario Ordinto. How dare you? How dare you? How dare you?

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And we've never dealt with all that trauma. So, yeah, here we are in 2023. Yay. dealt with all that trauma. So yeah, here we are in 2023. He cracks his neck really, really hard and I thought that's how people die in other horror movies. Maybe don't do that to him. And he says, Louis, you're an angel. But he has a flashback when his neck cracks, which is like that urban legend about LSD living in your spine, right? Sure. That's a legend, right? There's no LSD in here? I don't know. I mean, it it it it it th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. th. That's a legend, right? That's not real. There's no LSD in here? I don't know. I mean, it can like severely affect people.

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Yeah, he's chased by a car with a monster in it. Yeah. So he goes to see Dr. Carlson, who was apparently a mental health professional that he was seeing through the veterans, through the VA, I guess. Yeah. And then what happens when he goes there? The nurse at the desk yells at him a whole bunch, says, Dr. Carlson, is he new? And she's like, he's like, thi thi's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that, the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th And she like goes through the files, can't find his file. Yeah, what's your name?

Bitch is about not having gotten a lunch break like lady, who takes a lunch break? It's fucking capitalism. And at one point, she leans over in her little nurse hat falls off her head. What's on top her head? Hair? And a horn. Yeah, it's pretty great. Maybe she is a demon. Yeah, she a demon. So we go, he runs back and busts up a support group where the leader of the group tells him that Dr. Carlson died in a car accident. A month ago. Why would that lady of the friend not know? Dream logic. But then again, what is real? And then suddenly he's back in bed with Elizabeth Pena.

But they also, the guy tells him that his car just blew up, which is interesting later. Right, right. Yeah, Jesse's really not taking his mental health concern seriously. No. Kids on a joyride. It happens all the time. Does it? New York? 1970 question mark? Yeah. I think it's supposed to be like 75, because, yeah, like, they were in the Mekong Delta and 71. Okay, there's a Nixon for president sticker somewhere. Yeah.

Yeah, Trigadick, and yeah, so then she's like, we have to go to a dance party. Let's go to this dance party. This party seems like a nightmare. He can't even go to to to to to to to to to to to the steps to the steps to the steps the steps to the steps the steps to go to go the steps the steps the steps to gothis dance party. This party seems like a nightmare. He can't even go to the steps to hang out by himself. No, because Esopatham-Mercerson is there. This is full of TV actors I just love. Like Eric Lassau, Esopatham-Mercerson? That's an amazing name. Yeah, you should know her. She's, um, shetime the lieutenant on law and order. I just love her. Yeah, I've never watched a law and order. Bomb.

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eyelid back up. But she tells him that his lifeline is very interesting because it says he's already dead. What? He's like, ha? So he goes back down to the dance party. Yeah. And there's a strobe light effect happening, which is seemingly triggering some hallucinations for him. Sure. What does he see? He sees his girlfriend getting fucked by a demon on the dance floor? Yeah, it looks like she's been penetrated by a dragon's tail, perhaps. Yeah. Uh-huh. And that's what spawned all of those internet drawings of dragons fucking cars. Really?

Love that for them. That's a great etymology. And these are all like practical effects. This is Elizabeth Pena writhing away, all sweaty on a flick probably foam dragon's tail I think I'm like in my mind having seen this movie I'm like 90 or 91 you know being a 16 year old kid like oh this is a sexy scene I'm watching the sexy and then going back I'm like no no oh boy teen boys I'll jerk it to anything they'll jerk it to anything. We get back to their apartment and she's shouting at him that she's mortified because

he falls on the ground and like passes out maybe or... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's like so aggressively mad at him for having a traumatic incident at a party. This lady sucks, just like live alone. And the horn comes out of her mouth as well. Yes it does. She's being ground to pound by the Dragon Man. It sure does. She yells at him if you go crazy Jake you're going

crazy by yourself. Yeah. Great partner. And then she realizes that he's burning up with a fever and has to put him in the bathtub. Listen everybody I know I give bad advice on this show a lot. This is good advice never never never never never never never never never never never to someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone. to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. their. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. advice on this show a lot. This is good advice. Never put someone with a high fever into a cold bath. Oh, really? No, it will not help. Okay, I thought that's what they did. No, well, not anymore. I mean, maybe medical science knows better now. But your skin gets cool,

so your body tries to increase your core temperature. It can kill a person. If they have a high fever, do not put them in an ice bath. I'm not a doctor, but this is medical advice. Also, the real nightmare here is all the neighbors seeing is dong. Yeah. I feel like when you're that sick, it doesn't matter. You're not going to remember that they saw your dick. I don't know. As a man who was preparing for his first colonoscopy, I just have to imagine that like everything's fine. No one cares. They're not going to put it in your penis. No, but it'll be there.

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Jesus' mother and also a virgin. I mean, it's fucking witchcraft who got her pregnant, yeah. That's just her lie to her husband. Yeah, really? Yeah, God nutted. Yeah, well, the angel does the angel too in canon, so to tell him like, uh, God nutted in your lady friend here, the one you've never fucked, I guess, despite being married? Aren't you gonna have to fuck when you're married? Whatever. I guess so. Anyway, reading books about evil is cool, is what I'm saying. Doesn't he ask Elizabeth Pena if he's dead at this point too? Yeah. It's like, am I dead? She's like, nah. She shouts at him to go outside, go enjoy yourself.

One of us should be having a good time. Yeah. She gets demonized when she says that to him. She does. She says two weeks of this shit and I thought my God I went such a drive Rob everywhere for like 14 weeks because he had right ankle surgery. Oh so he gets he pushes her in a sweet sweet domestic abuse situation yeah yeah and then she's got demonized if your spouse has demonized are you allowed to push them I don't think so I don't think so I don't think so yeah

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But he's saying what happened that night? Why won't they tell us what happened? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When they go outside they're being followed by a man a very distinctive man the man the man. The man the man- Nobleman label. Some nerd. He just he's like I've been trailing you for days but it's like you look very very distinctive. Well he's the guy who tells him to look out when the car almost runs him down in the... Oh that's right, you're right. You're right. Yeah and he pulls him away from Paul's car because Paul's car blew up just like old Dr. Carlson. Which he takes in stride like a motherfucker. I think that would be more upset. I mean, he goes to the man's funeral.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, at least old Paul went fast, you know? Old wiggly eyes, Paul. Yeah, that actor has some sort of syndrome that causes involuntary eye movements. He's in a movie called Devil's Candy with fan favorite and our favorite Ethan Embrie. I love Ethan Embrie. He's so weird in that movie. Yeah, have you seen that movie? I've seen parts of it. I've seen of it.

Yeah. Yeah. So at the funeral he meets up with his old Vietnam buddies. Where I wrote Eric LaSalle you fucking stud. See I was going hard on young Ving Rames in this. Oh, Eric Lassel, baby. And I was like, oh, this is just like a year or two before people under the stairs. That's right. I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, he was in that movie. He's already rocking the cooofy. He does look great. Yeah. He does look great. Yeah, he's still making those Mission Impossible movies, I think. Oh, I forgot, did you, was it you that told me there's 17 of them or something?

The seventh one is about to come out. You like how I turned that to 17? Uh, Missy and I, she decided this year that she was going to watch them all. So we just watched the sixth one. The sixth one. We definitely did not do a Mission Impossible. We definitely did a Mission Impossible. We definitely didn't.

What are you talking about? Go to your notes. We definitely did a mission possible. I'm looking right now. You're lucky I never delete. Oh, fuck, July 22nd, 2021. I have no memory of this. They had the faces they could put on? No, nothing. Was it for this show?

It was for the, uh, for the Patreon. I'm reading my notes. I just have notes like, I wish it was Valeria Golino. What did I mean by that? And when is Ving Rames gonna get here? There you go. Alan, nothing. I remember nothing. I love it when you are adamant about never having done a thing that I know 100% we've done. Because there's a lot of times where you and I are like, what do you do that movie?

But I love when you're like, Hellraiser, we never fucking did Hellraiser, you're a goddamn idiot. That makes me worried that I'm just forgetting so much of my life. I'm just walking around a 30% at all times. I think that movie was one, because it's not that great. I genuinely don't remember what it was about. And two is even worse, but like three, four, five, pretty good. Six not so great. And seven comes out this year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think eighth is the final one, maybe. Fuck off with that. I think he's like, in the seventh one, he jumps a motorcycle off of a mountain. That's very fast on the furious to me. But he does it. Oh, he really doesn't? Yeah like in the fourth one he climbs the largest building in the world which is oh I think I've seen that

picture of him sitting atop it yeah and he's like yeah I'll do that and they'll just erase all the ropes that are holding me in place but I'll go out on that like and he also hangs off the side of a fucking airplane I mean let that man court death. I won not to me. I won't feel a, I won't feel a moment of sadness. There were some headlines recently that he was leaving or like distancing himself from Scientology. Well, that would be good. I would respect him more. Yeah. Need his wife have a silent birth. Go fuck yourself. What is this? That dumb movie? That dumb movie about the aliens that don't like the noisy neighbors? Oh my god, yes. Okay, I want you to know that right now I'm reading the plot of Mission Impossible and I am certain I've never seen it. 100% I mean I believe you I wrote a lot of notes.

How strange. So he goes very strange. Because the funeral. They start sharing notes about what they're experiencing. There's one guy that's like, I've not experienced any of this, you all are dumb-dums. Yeah, what do you think that was about? I don't know. Interesting. Yeah. I assume that's a guy that in his mind, he didn't like.

So he was just like, oh, well, I'll write him to be a dick. Yeah, yeah. And so they're like, all right, let's go see a guy at the VA or a lawyer, they go to see a lawyer, I'm sorry. They go to see Jason Alexander. Whom I love, and who seems like a really good guy in real life. Yeah, and, oh really, that's good. Yeah, I think he's a good dude. Because that's not what's not. The other two not so great. Had some bad choices and bad bad bad things they've bad thoughts. Bad takes. Bad takes but it's very hard for me to buy Jason Alexander as a competent professional because George Costanza gets is just like the worst I know you're not a Seinfeld fan. No, no, but I know of him. Yeah, he does not give that vibe. He's like??. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. Yeah. He does not give that vibe. No, no.

It's like when he's in the burning, the camp like horror movie that he's in, did we do that? With Fisher Stevens, we've never done it now. Okay, no, we've definitely never done a Fisher Stevens. Yeah, but like buying him as a camp worker is very, a camp worker is very, the camp worker is very, or he does not. I I I I I I I I I I I I I Ihole as George. Yeah, for sure, but he's really good at playing TV's Larry David before Larry David did. Yes. So they go to meet him and he's like, yeah, he sounds like you might have a case after like kind of putting them off for a little while.

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Yeah, yeah. And he's reading Camus again at some point. Yes, and a woman is walking along with a stroller, watching him get kidnapped. And I was like, I hope she calls the police. Yeah. Mind your business lady. Mind your business! These guys in the car keep, are like character actors you know from everything.

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Poor Mcolly Cochen, he just dies all throughout the early 90s. They just could not stop killing that kid. What's he doing now? I think just hanging out being a guy. Okay. Doing, being like a public figure who doesn't do much. Last time I saw anything from him on the internet was he was in some band. He had a band. Yep. Yes, yes, I forget what it's called. And they covered a velvet underground album but changed all the songs to be about pizza. Yes. Yes. It has something to do with th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toge. toge. toda. toda. today. today. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to be about pizza. Yes. Yes, it has something to do with pizza. And I was like, oh man, being rich and high must be awesome. So much fun, right? I did see a viral meme with him where he posted a picture of himself sitting on his couch with his belly kind of pushed out and it says, you think you're old, I'm 40.

Or you feel old,'m 40s. Yeah. So we find out that he's been gone for two days from Jezebel. Yeah. And she says I called every hospital in the city you weren't in them. But then he gets a call from Deep Throat. Uh-huh. Wait, not the one from season one of the X-Files. No. No. But the other one who is basically the same character in this movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the same. the th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I I I th. I th. I th. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I the deep throat. Not the one from season one of the exiles. No. But the other one who is basically the same character in this movie. Yeah, yeah. And this guy tells him all about the LSD experiments that the military was doing on his army buddies. Yes.

I mean, there was a trend of giving soldiers amphetamines, right? Like didn't the Nazis just weren't they up for like three days and things like that? Supposedly Hitler was out of his gourd on it and had enphetamines. Yeah. Seems fun. And there was MK Ultra which did dose marines. Yes. But they were, supposedly, they volunteered for it. Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. And. And. they. their. their. their. their. their. thi. thi. that's. thi. that's. thi. their. thi. thi. thi. thi-I. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. th. th. t. t. t.ee.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. t. t.e. the. the. I mean, I'm not a conspiracy theoers,

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soldiers and send them out there sirs and wasn't there was an X-Files episode where they had removed the glance like the part of your brain that like a middala or whatever yeah so like they didn't have to sleep yeah and it drove them all insane maybe that that's that the that the the th that th th that th th th th th that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the tho the they the they tho they the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they took took took took took to took to took to took to took to took to took the the the the the the the the they they it drove them all insane. Maybe that's where I learned about the amphetamines and soldiers. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That great documentary, The Ex-Files. I read a book. The X-Files? Yes. So he says you killed each other. Basically they all killed each other. And we start to see him about to be stabbed and I was like, it better not have fucking been Eric LaSalle. It wasn't. It wasn't. Just some white boy.

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top of the stairs. Yeah, so there's a scene where McCullochin is hugging Tim Robbins, but it's really, you can tell it's really hard for McCullochin to get his arm around. Tim Robin, he's fucking this. He's a fucking. He's a big. He's a big. He's a big. He's a big. He's a big. He's a big. He's a big. He's a big. He's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the s. So the s. So the s. So the s. So the scene the scene the s. So the scene. So the s. There's so the scene. There's so. There's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. the scene. the scene. the s' the scene. the s' the s' the s' the s' the s' the s' the s' the s' puts it on the stairs behind him. This isn't working. This isn't working. So it's Jacob's staircase, close enough. Yeah. You know, Jacob's ladder, biblical, all that. I always think of Jacob's ladder as like the yarn between your fingers. Sure, sure.

The more common usage. And then we see him on an operating table and they're basically like time of death. He's gone. We've lost him. They say that he put up a hell of a fight. Yeah. But it seemed to me like he just got blindsided with a bayonet. But like they were able to have a metavac him out and try to keep him alive. He just died then.

Yes, yeah. to fight off his attacker. Got it, got, got, got it. So that, Katie is one Jacob's ladder. Well, I will tell you that despite it being a very depressing movie, and despite 9-11 being terrible, we did a lot of good jokes this episode, which I was worried about. I was genuinely worried about. I think recording Mad Max first was the right thing to do. What happened on 9-11? You said you'd never forget. Knock knock. It's not your joke. Yep. There was something like that going around on Twitter and one of our listeners just tagged me in it and wrote knock knock and I was like fuck I'm a bad person. Everyone knows it because I can't keep my mouth shut. Man the amount of shit that we've put out into the world. I know.

I someday think about my daughter growing up and listening to this and just being like, my mom was a fucking idiot. She hung out with this real dipshhip. My weird Uncle Alan. What do you want to give this movie? You want to read this bitch? Yeah, I definitely want to rate this movie? Say it, you're allowed to say it. All right, which snitch. I want to give

this movie Jacob's Ladder. I'm going to give it a 10. I'm going to give it a 10 too. It's fucking fantastic. And I feel like it's it's like one of those things when you see it now, and you go, oh my god, it did this, it did this, it did this, it did this. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's so. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to. It's f to. It's f. It's f. It's f. It's f. It's f. It's f. It's f. It's f. It's f. It's f. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t it did this, it did this. Yes, it so seamlessly melds together so many great elements. Yeah, and so much stuff that's been lifted to other lesser movies. Yes, yes, to watch Silent Hill is to watch like a highlight reel of this. Yeah, yeah. It's so good, it's so spooky. So sad. You know spooky and sad at the same time is my fucking wheelhouse. I know. I know. I was just thinking about that the final girl board game, which is like the solo board game that you, if I told you about this? I've heard of it, yeah. So they keep releasing more like expansions on it based on different franchises, but they change them slightly to not get into copyright territory. Sure. And I was thinking thi today thi today thi today thi today thi today thi today thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thoo tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. Sure. And I was thinking today, I was like, I wonder if they're going to do one for the Lake

Mungo. Dude, are you fucking kidding me? I just grabbed my microphone in the stand with both hands so that I could hold it very still while. I said, are you fucking kidding me? How great would that be? No, I love, I that, I that that that that that that that that that that that that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I'm that, I'm that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I'm that, I the whole game and it's had to go, oh fuck. Man. I still choose to believe that she was at peace at the end. Hopefully. Ghosts aren't real. Katie. Speaking of things that are real, can I read you a message for a patron? Yes. This is from Josh. Hi Josh. Not, not do you believe in angels? Josh. I have a question for you. Yeah, do you put your own? Yes. This is from Josh. Hi Josh, not, do you believe in angels? Josh, I have a question for you. Do you believe in angels? Josh, get in touch. Do you believe

in angels? If like, really, yes? Don't tell us. Maybe you just love this movie. Josh just wanted to say a quick thanks for keeping me laughing through some long work days lately. Been listening from episode one while keeping up on current episodes. Oh my God. You guys rock. That's like weird time travel. That is weird time travel. And I also feel bad when anybody says they've listened to episode one because I

feel like it must be rough. Kids love it. The kids love it. I met someone recently who was like, oh, you have a show what's a show???. the episode. the episode. the episode. the the the episode. the the the the show, what's the episode?. the show, what's the show, what's the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. th. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. th. th. th. th. I'm. I'm. I met someone recently who was like, oh you have a show, what's it called, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I told him and I was like, do not listen to the early episodes. They must be awful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Josh. Josh? Josh. Josh, thank you. Thank you. And hopefully these long days at work end soon. Yeah, fuck that that capitalism, man. Make sure you take a lunch break. That's the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their you their you their you their you their you their you their you the show. the show. the show. the show. you. you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You have you. You have you have you have you have you have you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You have you. You have the show. You have the show. You have the show. You're the show. You're the show. You're the show. You're the show. You're th. You're th. You're the th. You're th. You're the th. You're the the th. You're the the the th. You have the show. You have the show. You have the show. You have the show. You have the show. You, fuck that. Yeah. Capitalism, man. Make sure you take a lunch break. That nurse at the front desk didn't and it made her into a demon. And make sure you take a, you know, little sneaky poop breaks where you just go and sit in the toilet for a long time looking at your phone. Get paid to shit, get paid to scroll through, I don't know any social media thi. Get paid to sit in the the the the the the the the the the the to the to the to the the the to the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoom. I thoom. I their thoom. I thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. And I their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I. I. I thi. I thi. I thea. thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' throoooooooooooooooooooooooesn. the. to sit on the toilet and do the entire New York Times crossword. Oh, I'm often on the Spelling Bee, yeah.

I'm the boss. No one pays me. I'm just wasting time. I was so disappointed in Spelling Bee the other day. I almost texted you about it. Because they wouldn't let me use Turd as a word. No, it's like, it's like, you missed a word, but I'm not going to do that. That's your fucking job. I'm not the New York Times.

I don't work for you. No, because if you've ever read any of those messages, it's just pedantic fuc- fucks going on. I'm sure. Serio Ced? Do you want to do a cocaine bear with me? I think you... Sit down. Sit down.

Sit down. Sit down. No, that's ecstasy. I thought coquain bear. I don't know. I don't know. I ain't never done no cocaine. I haven't done enough to grind my teeth. We're going to do a cocaine bear because we want

something fun. Yeah, life's been a bit of a slog recently. But Alan's been happy so we need to keep it going. We need to keep right. I said it'd been doing fine. We need to ride this into the sunset, don't we? I think I'm just happy not to be sick any more. Yeah, it puts your perspective on things. Yeah, I hadn't had a cold for three years. Yeah, that probably made you well into a little bitch baby about it, huh? I was actually better than I've been in the past. Really? Oh yeah, I've been a real titty baby. the baby. Katie. Katie. Alen. Kady. Kady. that. Kady. Kady. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Cocaine Bear, come back for that. I am actually very excited for it. You've not seen it, right? No, you? Yeah, I've seen it.

Oh, God da da. God, you've seen everything. That's my thing, right? I watch a movie. All right. So we'll see you guys next. Yeah, the Twitter anymore I stop doing that? Really? Well, it's Twitter's just a butt. Yeah, well that's fine. He's going to start charging people just to use Twitter.

Really? This is his new plan. All right, fuck that. Yeah. But you can get more episodes from us on Patreon. For sure. that's a to'n'er. Apparently including Mission Impossible, which I'm that. that's. that's. thure. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's going. It's tho. It's th. It's th. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. Road. Yeah, our whole back catalog is available. Apparently including Mission Impossible, which I'm sorry. I'm going to listen to that episode on my way home because I'm so sure I wasn't there. Like, I'm genuinely frightened.

Hey, Tom Cruise is really good in this. Oh, no, no, great. Why did you use my phone to take notes? I don't think he looks like Tignitaro, you're wrong. I feel like Tignataro and Tom Cruise are melding into the same human being. I'm gonna Google that later. Cokate Bear, come back for it. Go buy T-shirt on T-Public. Thank you to everyone who's been doing that.

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