Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 448- Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014)

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

In this week's episode, Party Month continues with the 2014 sequel in the Norwegian franchise, "Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: SO MANY hot dogs on the outside, good gore, useless cops in a new locale, being an asshole but also a stupid asshole, a solid appreciation for Martin Starr, and a bit of soccer hooliganism. Also I very much lost my voice by the end of this recording and I apologize for that.  It's been ages since we covered the original "Dead Snow"-- all the way back in Episode 92! If you're interested in other Scandinavian horror, you may enjoy Episode 163- "Let the Right One In"(Sweden), Episode 260- "Rare Exports" (Finland), and Episode 275- "Lake Bodom" (Finland).  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get years' worth of action film commentary leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Hello Katie. Hi Alan. Welcome to another episode of WhereWolf Ambulance, the podcast we do together. I am so happy to be here. As am I. And Alan. Yeah. Welcome to another episode of Wearwolf Ambulance. Oh, thank you so much, Katie. The podcast we do together. We get a lot of messages from people telling us about how this podcast helps them through things. And I want to tell you that this podcast also helps me through things. Same. Yeah, I'm glad we have this too. What I'm not glad about is all the fucking ads I get when I watch a movie. What's th. What, yeah, you gotta just like turn it on and walk away for five to fifteen minutes.

Oh fuck. Yeah. Can I tell you, I wrote down everything I got? Oh, I literally walked away until the ads were done. What did you get? Some Marvel shit that they don't even own. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it depends on what the is, but yes. It's the Norse things.

Thor? Maybe the other one. Loki, maybe. Okay, yeah, yeah. With the guy with the pinched face. Online slot machines. Oh, yeah. Right on my fucking alley.

Yeah. Uh, prescription medication for uterine fibroids. Okay. And a preview for a show. An aquifer ad, an Espaniel. I know you too well. And a preview for a show on Pecocock with a guy who was on Law and Order. Bomp. Bump. Bump.

That's weird. That is a weird assortment of things. I don't know who they think I am. I think they're just like catch as catch can. Like throw everything against the wall see what sticks. I'm a middle-aged man and also an elderly woman and also maybe a baby with the aquifer and the Spanish baby. Well the aquifer is for all the tattoos you have. It was for aquifer baby. Oh, specifically baby. Yeah. Yeah I do use aqua for tatoes. Yeah I I do use Aquifor on tattoos. Yeah, and you have a baby-like skin. And I have a baby.

Well, I have a child. You have a child. Yeah. Don't call her a baby. And she's certainly not Spanish. That you know of. I think I'd know. I think I usually know by the time they're six.

Five production companies, always a good sign. Thank goodness too because I didn't remember any of their faces. I mean, I remember the general plot, Cabin in the Woods, Nazi Gold, there's a lot of outhouse scenes I recall. I remember thinking the Nazis were well done. Yeah. And that's it. That's all I had. I feel like after the fat guy died, I like stopped paying attention to that movie. You were like, there's nothing here for me now. No, I don't have no POV character.

I don't see myself represented here, so. I did not recall him killing his girlfriend or cutting off his own arm, so I'm glad they reminded us of these things. For sure. For sure. He gives back the Nazis all their gold. Right. Yeah, he did did did did did did did did did did did did did did that that that that that that thiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoomom. th. tho. th. tho. th. th. tho. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. th. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I thir gold. Right. Yeah, he did do that at the end of the last movie. I remember that. I say I didn't remember that at all. But that's all...

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language. Because other languages are naturally smarter. I don't know if our Jento movies would have been shot in Italian. They weren't. They were. So he drives off the road after he falls asleep. Yes and the not, well before that, I guess maybe this happened in the last movie, the Nazi zombie commander Hertzog, is like hanging on to the side of his car and a truck goes by, no that's this movie, that's not the end of the last night.

And his arm comes off, right? When the truck hits him and lands in the car with our hero Martin. Yes, who is also missing an arm, the same arm. Has cut his arm off. Okay, here we are. He passes out and wakes up in the hospital. We also see the guy, the truck driver looking like the fucking guy from Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer. You know what I'm talking about? The lumberjack? Yeah. I fucking hate that movie. What's that guy's name? Aw. Suck a dick.

That movie sucks. Cronin... Yes. I hate it so much. Why? Because it's shit. Everybody's shit to Rudolph. Thea's a fucking pieces of shit. monster. Why am I showing this to my baby? Child. Child. I also love the then movie, Dentist is

Code for Queer, which is very funny. Yes, he just wants to be a dentist with his rosy red lips. Dentist? So strange. It's so insane. It's an awful movie. He starts doing CPR on the zombie. But like, his head just like blows blood. It's a awful movie. He starts doing CPR on the zombie, but his head just blows blood everywhere. It's just blood as far as blood can go. And he's going, blah, blah, no. And then the zombie bites his lips off. And then a bunch of zombies show up and they all do a Sig Heil, but he's trying to do it with no arm which

you don't want to laugh at because you're like that's so like lowest hanging fruit but then you're like he he I mean zombies are funny Nazis or not but zombie Nazi somehow kind of funny So he wakes up in the hospital and the doctor's like, hey, good news. We were able to sew your arm back on. Yeah. The muscular ture of that arm is way different than his body. And he's gray. But how was that Nazi so swall? I don't know. Maybe there were, I'm sure there were

swall Nazis. Sure. Oh yeah, yeah, Indiana John's movies have taught me anything. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. The cop is being pretty rude about his dead friends. Well he thinks he'd killed them. Sure. Yeah. But the doctors keeps me like, hey, okay, we're gonna get through this. So he rolls up his sleeve. He's got a zombie., to which I wrote, so silly. So good. No bandages on it or anything. It's already healed. How long has he been in this coma? And the zombie arm immediately starts fucking people up in the hospital. Yes, it breaks his handcuffs and just like squishes a man's head. Throws another cop. Which like, you're led to believe he doesn't have control of it in the sort of like idle hands way, but later in the movie he does have control of it?

Sure. He just has to learn how to harness it maybe? Okay. Yeah. If I know anything about Nazi arm lore, which I don't, you just have to learn how to harness it. Okay. Yeah, you can't let it run amok. We cut to an old man reading a newspaper where there's like a, not a newspaper, newspapers, a periodical, where a sexy lady is like pouring milk on herself? I think it's like a daily newspaper thing. It's like a page six girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like sexy Norwegian version of it. Norway. Milk, got it.

He yells, Emma, I think you have to remove your teeth tonight because I'm in the mood for some head. Ah. There are points in this movie and I'm like, you and I have different senses of humor movie. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot for me to take on at this hour, you know. But then he gets bashed to death with a hammer by a Nazi through a newspaper and I was like, see, that's funny to me. That's good gore. Oh it's so silly. And then the there's a zombie Nazi doctor. Zombie Nazi doctor I liked him a lot. This is very Peter Jackson, brain dead, which in the first movie there's a guy wearing a brain dead t-shirt. Yes.

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So I'm like always gonna sew the arm on, but then there's like zombie Nazi magic that just hears the arm to him? They have some kind of lightning magic. Yeah, which they didn't have in the first. No, they were just pure killing machines. Yeah. Because like he can do like, they go find this graveyard of unnamed German soldiers who fell during World War II. Sure. And he does like a ground punch with electricity like a fucking street fighter? Yeah.

Like he's fucking Nacolly and they all wake up. So they definitely have some sort of magic. Right. But yeah, it's... This movie I feel like is... Sort of suffers from the first movie did well, and it was super low budget and they have a little bit more budget, and they're like, well, what if we get ridiculous?

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Yeah. Which I feel like for a priest is like wishing those things is probably great, like not acting on them. Sure, it's fine. Yeah. So they want it to be moved to another church. Yeah. Yeah, you can lust after grown women.

Yeah, that's fine. Why they reanimateimate they re animate they re animate they reanananan priest, they do though. He reanimates the priest. Well because when he reanimates the local cemetery, they realized that all the corpses, they weren't frozen in the same way the Nazi zombies were. So they're like skeletal, so they're not going to work. So they have to start reanimating living people by killing them and then reanimating them. We see another Sig Heil, which I feel like things in the world were better in 2014. Like it feels a lot worse now,

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Maybe I just just just justthat reference so many times that I feel like I've seen it? Sure, yeah. I don't know. There was a funny internet meme of a drawing of Admiral Akbar on a toilet and the font over top it says it's a crap. Oh, I like that. And that made me laugh. That's pretty good.

His racist called the Man Kalamari. Oh, that's squid. Calumari is squid. Oh, George Lucas, what if you just half-assed it through a movie? What the fuck, man? That's not even the worst thing he's done. Oh, I wouldn't think. But he's also did really good things. Like when he sold the Star Wars franchise to Disney, he used the money to build low-income housing in his neighborhood because he knew it would piss off his neighbors. That's pretty great.

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because he doesn't seem like a kind of person who would murder a child. Not only through the window but through the bars that are on the window. Yeah he's very very strong. And then he tries to do CPR on the kid and what happens then? Just pushes him right through him and his hot dogs are on the outside just holding the child's hot dogs. Stop pooling on the child's hot dogs. It's so funny. Yeah. The amount of hot dog usage in this movie is fucking hilarious. They spent all that extra money on hot dogs on the outside for sure. I don't have money for Russian makeup because of all the hot dog budget.. There's just bathtub full of hot dogs and they were like, who bought all of these? Well, we needed it for this and that and the other thing?

Yeah, so many. They used them all too. They didn't. We see the shitty cop take a Ben's hood ornament right to to his melon. He's not with somebody about. Well, but also he's like lost his arm, which makes you think he may have been attacked in some way. Sure. Or he just cut off his arm to cover up for his murders. I mean, then he's insane and deserves our pity.

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It's a very long montage of them picking up different tools. And then at the end, they're just like, it'd be easier if you could buy weapons here, which I liked a lot. What a stupid country? I know, what the fuckk is the fuckk is the fuckk is the fuckk is the the the the the the the the th is the th is the the th is thuse is thuse is thus se se sea the thuse is thuse is thuse is tho- tho-s, thi thi, tho-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, thoinging, thiiii, thi-a, thi-a, thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-ss, thi-s, toy-s, to-s, to-s, to-s-s-s-s. to-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-s. to-s. t the fucks the matter with this country. But I also like the scene of like there's the tool montage and then the longest part of them is the guy pretty out the receipt for them. Yeah. Which I feel like is like the hot fuzz thing of like the amount of paperwork you'd have to do for this. Yeah. And while that's happening, that's intercut with Martin of the movie Martin, not of the Martin, who's character's named Daniel.

Daniel. Martin going to the War of War II museum? Looks like shit. The museum does not look very informative. When the old man, they're like getting the old man off the bus and the wheelchair, I was like, he's going to hate this museum. It looks like it sucks. I love that because he's obviously not an old man in like old man wig, no makeup.

Because they needed him to do like some physical stuff later, but like, I don't know, do someone with his face. Or give him a beard or something, I don't know. Anything. Anything. Meanwhile, Martin breaks into someone's car and finds this extremely dope track suit. I would be so fucking psyched to get a free track suit like that. I feel like those things are all over Norway.

Yeah, I believe it. And we see a picture of his girlfriend in the paper, but it's her in her skiwear from the first movie, like they had no other photos of that woman. What the fuck? All of the pictures of the people are from them at the cabin. It's very funny. It's like you must have had their headshot somewhere in a file maybe? I don't know. That's very funny. Yeah. And then when he goes in, the person working behind the counter is reading the newspaper. Right, that's where he sees a picture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the pictures the pictures the pictures the pictures the pictures the picture the picture. the picture the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture the picture the p. the p. the p. the p. the p. the p. the p the p the picture. the pi picture. the pi the pi the pi the pi the pi picture. the pi the pi the pi the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the p. the counter is reading the newspaper that has him on the cover as the murderer. Right, that's where he sees, that's right, that's where he sees a picture and the zombie arm just knocks the paper out of their hand across the room. Yeah.

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of the town. Tolvic. Yes. Yeah. And he's like oh wait I had to do a thing. And Glenn is correcting Martin's pronunciation which I like. Love a pedant. But this doesn't go on for long because the fucking zombies get there and attack the tour buses. It's so real. It's so fun. It's so fun. It is really fun. There's like the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toy. the toy. toy. t. t. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. to. to. to. to. to. tou. to tou. to to tou. to to to to to to to to to to to to there and attack the tour buses. It's so real. It's so brutal. It's so fun. It is really fun. There's like the camera is just panning and there's one zombie that just got a tourist pinned across the bus or against the bus and it's just gut stabbing them over and over and over. They're insane. I mean Nazi zombies are real assholes. I mean you've got a double dip dip of shit-head. Double-dip of shit-head. There's just so many hot dogs on the outside in the scene. They siphon diesel with a lady's hot dogs. And it's check-offs diesel because they're going to need it in a few moments. So I was like, do they empty all the shit out of her intestines before they did? Because like, your intestines have stuff in them? Oh my god. That's where you keep your pooped. That's their their their their th. That's their their th. That's their th. That's their their th. That's their thi. That's their thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thiaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseasease. That's thia. That's thia. That's. That's. That's thia. That's th. That's th. That's is. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's their their thi. That's their their their thi. It's their thi. It's why. It's why their. It's why. It's why. It's why it's why it's why it's why it's why it's why it's why it's why it's why. it. Yes. It's fool of it.

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But the new zombie, the newly created zombie isn't attacking. It's loyal to Martin. Right. Whoever resurrects, they become the obedient zombies to the person resurrected them. And then the zombie squad shows up and one of them barfs. I love that. Like at the camera. Yeah, I loved it. I believe that was Monica. Is that Star War? Or barfed? Yes, yeah, Blake is the other. Obviously, obviously, that the obviously unattractive one with glasses and a ponytail. Obviously. A real, Sandra Bullock type, if you will. other, the obviously unattractive one with glasses and a ponytail. Obviously.

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after you know the Oklahoma bombing and everything. We're not a big fan of those. Yeah, no. They're blowing up zombies and parts are flying in the air. Yeah. And it's funny. It's good. Yeah. But the zombies are very, they're very like understanding about what's happening. Like Hertzog sends half the people to fight them. Yes, they follow his orders. And like keeps the other half with him? Yeah. And starts heading into the town where they just start slaughtering everybody?

At this point, Rob turned to me and was like, point of fact, that barrel would get too hot. A tank that size would not have that rate of fire. And I was like, thank you. Point of fact, Nazi zombies. Yeah. I was like, thank you for this information. Point of fact. Actually, Katie. I wrote to myself, what would be their rate of fire, Rob? And he was like, well, I don't know, but I was like, don't you know?

But I like to when they get into town and everyone's like running away from them and there's the woman pushing the woman in the wheelchair and then just dumps her? Yeah, well. She falls backwards and didn't just get stomped at death by the Nazi zombies? Oh my god, it's brutal. It's so brutal. It's so brutal. It's so brutal. There's also like a weird, lightly homophobic thing happening here where they send Glenn out. Yeah. And it's like he has something he wants to say and I don't know. This whole thing I was just like, you didn't have to do this. Yeah, he's like, there's a guy, woman that I really like in town.

And I was like, oh, this, that's kind of a bummer. Just let him like a man. he's going to he's like I have something to say I have to announce something about myself yeah and they cut him out cut him off before he announced he dies before he gets to say it yeah and you assume that he's gonna come out and just like that's that's a weird choice for 2014 it's 2014 it's twenty 14 it's it's Europe I feel like you're. They're not better than us. Oh. Well, the car gets stuck in some mud. It does get stuck.

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You like that? I did. I was, that's so over the top that I'm like, I'm like, that's so over the movie, like, I feel like the movie has some tonal issues, where it's like, we're going to be so fucking over the top. But then we're going to have this really long knot over the top fight scene. Yeah, I liked all the fight scenes in this. Sure. But they're not as gory as you might expect.

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Yeah, I agree. But yeah, the plunder leg is hilarious. It's very good. Yeah. Just stuffing someone full of hay and get back out there. It's pretty funny. So then we get the main Russian and Herzog having this like knockdown drag out fight. Yes. They're like punching through her house and thuks.

And then Hurtzog kills that guy. Yes. And then Martin and Herzog have a big fight, which I love the thing of them being inside the house and fighting and her punches him onto the next floor up and then he falls back down the steps? Yes, through the ceiling and then coming back down the stairs. That is like pure joy. I really liked it. Yeah.

Did you write, he picked upstares? I did not. I did not. I just wondered. This whole fight scene though. Yeah, it's really fun. I have the note, I like him getting punched upstairs and then falling back down. We've also seen Martin Star run into the priest. He's like, Martin Star's out there just kicking everybody's ass. And then the priest comes and he just goes, okay?

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Yeah. Yeah. So he revives her. She looks like she's going to attack him. And then she attacks him. It seems like a bad idea. And then what happens, Katie? They make out all over the place?

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You're really bringing it down on the end of here, Katie. Well, apparently it was going to be Hitler as a zombie was going to come back, so I'm kind of glad it didn't happen. I don't need to watch that. No. Katie. Alan. Ratings face? You want to go first?

Sure. Okay. Yeah, 6.5. Um, 8. to love it. 8.5. Great time. Would watch again. I really, the trailer had maybe had really high hopes for this. Stop watching trailers. Well, I just, it's stamping the movie before you see the movie. Why don't you just see the movie. Just want a little samps. Yeah, I know, but like. Why, you're cooking, you got to to task. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. S. S. S. S. the. S. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t little samps. Yeah, I know, but like... While you're cooking, you gotta taste the broth? You gotta taste it? You're not making the movie. You're not watching the... no. Yeah, but I make the yuck-yucks for the people. Yeah, I guess.

But you have to watch the movie, is what I'm saying? You're never gonna get out of the, She thought it looked pretty funny, but she just didn't have time. Gotcha. Yeah, you know, if we had watched this movie early on in our careers, I would have been like appalled by how much I hated it possibly. I feel like I've just, it's a total eclipse of my heart. We've really broken you down here. You've broken me down. I've lost my voice in real time on this episode. And I've lost my 30s. I th show. We're coming up on our anniversary here.

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No, it's not. No, I'd be 30. To be 32. Okay, so how long has it been since I first laid eyes on you when you booed me at a show? Um, that would have been. That would have been like 2007, probably right? Yeah. Oh, that would have been. So you had had to be to be to be to be to be to be that. Yeah, to be that. Yeah, that, that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it that, it's more th that, it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. It that. It that. Yeah, it. It that's more. Yeah, it that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more th. Yeah, it's more th. Yeah, it's more th. Yeah, it's more that's more thi. It's more thi. It's more that's more tho tho th. It's more th. It's more th. It's more th. It's more th. Yeah, we went you got here and oh seven Yeah, so it had to been so you literally just got here and you started booing young women's bands Well, I was I thought we were having a joky repartay Did we meet first at that show where you booed me or when we? We met later at we at Pipers when we went to watch soccer and I was like this is that mother fucker? I? I? I'm? I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to to to to tho. to to to to to to tho. to to to tho. tho. to the. tho. I was like this is that motherfucker who was booing me. Probably. Great. I didn't say that out loud. No I I thought it in my fucking head though I'll tell you what. I am great and making a poor first impression. It's a good thing we're friends. I will win you over later. I mean certainly look at us now. Beating me down again. Stealing my third kids. I have brow. the brow. the brow. to to the br br br br br. to to to to the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that that. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I'm th. I'm th. I'mthird season. I have brow-beature into being one of my best friends. No, you just brow beat me into like liking these movies.

And that's fair, man. Dario or Jetschow movies. I know, man, why really came around on those. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Well, we did it.

We did it. Here we are. Entertain us. It's spooky season? Yeah, should we do another one? We should probably do another one before your voice comes back. Yeah, I'll have two weeks. Yeah. Get you some honeywitten and tea. Yeah. It's just to talk less.

I need less talking. I will try to only text with you from here on the to. Katie. Katie, let's get out of here before we do. Let's announce what we're gonna do next week. Which is? Friday the 13th, the final chapter? That's what you said. You said the final chapter was from the 1980s and it most certainly was not.

I mean, it was not the final chapter or not. Yeah, because we haven't done it. If we get like half an hour into it and realize we've done it, we're just going to keep watching, right? You've met us right? We'll just keep going. We'll just keep going. Neither of us will remember until someone reminds us that we've already done an episode on that. Or we'll try do a Friday the 13th. Let's get back to, you know, one of the stalwarts of the horror community. Get back to our roots. Yeah, don't forget your roots. Don't forget your family.

Um, me if Amelia. And true where will famulf ambulance fashion, we press on. So come back for Friday the 13the 13th. Bring Katie's voice back with you. Yeah, thank you. Sorry everyone. And thank you. Go to T Public by our stuff, Patreon, backslash, where will the ambulance will be get for doing interviews with people. We're not really on social media. to email us. the weekly emails will be get for doing interviews with people. We're never going to do an interview with people.

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