Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 449- Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 4th and not at all final chapter of the franchise, "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter." Special topics for your consideration include: the return of old teens, Hotsquatch, talkin' sex with your mom, questions of Jason's aging, your neighbor and mine but mostly mine Tom Savini, and a special wish for a listener. Hey, want to hear us again TOMORROW?! Check out our guest appearance on the God Awful Movies podcast, where we're discussing the brand new stupid movie "Exorcist: The Believer." Want more Friday the 13th content? Check out Episode 32- "Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 117- "Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan," Episode 141- "Friday the 13th," Episode 259- "Jason X," and Episode 277- "Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives."  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get a few years' worth of action film commentary leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Alan. Alan. Katie. Thank you for saying my name and not just saying hi. And also, can I get a breaking news update? What kind of mood am I going for me? Um, Spooky. Thank you for saying my name and not just saying hi.

And also, can I get a breaking news update? What kind of mood am I going for me? Spooky? Spooky. Have we done spooky before? I think so. I think I've done it in the Boris Karloff voice, so I need to try another spooky. Okay.

Uh, Minunda! Manna-da-a-n-new. News. What's up? news news What's up? This is actually relevant to this movie. I love it. This is the return of Tom Savini to the show. Yeah. I saw him over the weekend sitting in front of in a lawn chair on the sidewalk in front of the antique store next to his house, smoking a cigar at about 10 in the morning. Hell yeah. I saw in the the the the the there. Yeah. Liev in his best life. That's it. That's all I I I I I I that's all I I th. th. that's all I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thi. the the th. the the the. the the th. the th. th. th smoking a cigar at about 10 in the morning. Hell yeah! Living his best life. That's it, that's all I wanted to say.

My neighbor and yours, but mostly mine, Tom Sabini. And Rob was like, oh, there's your boy. And because my six-year-old cannot stop her. She was like, who? Who are you? Who? Who? Who is he talk, mom!" And I was like, shut up! Mother, whom is your boy? I would never tell her to shut up. You all know that Lucy is a Victorian child. That's why... Mother!

Whom did we spy on the street, Mother? Is it a peasant? Is it an acquaintance? It's a little early in the season, isn't it? It's always seasons for everything with those people. Yeah, early in the season for Tom Savini? No, we're right. It's his peak Savinie season. Though I have not seen his other massive skeleton. I don't know where he put it. Oh, you know where that skeleton is. Where? In the bone zone. You think he's fucking it? Are you applying that horror legend Thomas Savini is fucking a massive skeleton that Rob saw him

by at Home Depot in East Liberty? Either he gifted it to someone which is a beautiful gift. That is a nice gift. Or he makes it watch. It wouldn't fit in his home. Yeah, it's like hunched over his bed. It wouldn't know. Look I live in, it's like hunched over his bed. It wouldn't know. Look, I live in one of those row houses. It's not been in your house. He has one room with 12-foot sealings. He had to take the room out above it.

Yeah. That's it. Did you see the one on Honor Street when you were driving in? There's a 12 foot skeleton? Yeah, yeah. That's nice. Misty said, I'm surprised that you didn't get one of those yet. And I was like, yeah, they're like $250. And then where the fuck do I put it for the rest of the year? You can have a watch. What?

You can have it watch. I'm going to see much. I'm almost 50. Sex jokes from the middle-aged. My first note for this movie? Yeah. I'm excited for this one. It's been a long time since I've seen it. It has been a long time since I've seen it, too.

And I wrote, but I remember it's bad. Or maybe it's good? I think it might be bad. It might be good bad. It does start with all the scenes from the good movie so that's exciting. Previously on Jason. But like three movies ago because there was not much footage from three in there. No because three is straight up awful. Wait I don't is three. Three's not the one with the sleeping bag into the tree. That's five. I think. Three is the first one with the spear gun death because it shot right right three three the three three the three the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Three is the th. th. Three is th. Three is th. Three is the th. Three is th. Three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three. Three is three. Three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three is three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three. three is three. three. three is three. three. three. three. three. the first one with the spear gun death because it shot right down the barrel of the camera. Okay. And there's like an interminable yo-yoing scene. Oh, that does sound familiar. Where they're just yo-yoing into the camera? Yeah, for 3D. Yeah. So when you're watching it in not 3D, and I'm sure in 3D, it's boring. Yeah, yo-yo's are never cool.

I'm walking the dog. No, you're not! No, you're not. You're dragging a little thing on the ground. Fuck, dude. Part of my anger is jealousy. I've never been able to do anything than like, maybe twice up and down before it gets tangled up around get the recap.

Yes. We get the action movie explosion on the title card. Why was that? It was like Hot Shots Part Duh. It was very funny. Why did they do that? Because this is the movie that's killing Jason Vohe? Right, this was intended to actually be the final chapter. Yeah, because the producer of this fr of this of the the fr of of of of of the of of of of the of of the of of the movie that's killing Jason Vorhese. Right, this was intended to actually be the final chapter.

Yeah, because the producer of this franchise was like, no one respects me because these movies aren't doing well. So I'm going to kill this fucking franchise and that's why Savini came back. Because he created him. So he gets to kill him. That's great. Yeah. He didn't though. Did he? No. I have the bad feeling that Jason Vorheis will outlive Tom Savini. And all of us, most likely. No.

Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's gotta be like Jason Vorhys and the sun going out. Like, there's gonna be the last two things in the universe. When the sun finally burns out, we will just see like a giant hockey mask it and be like, it was you! Worm whop. And I do like that the recap footage is being told to a bunch of teens by a teen. Teen? Teen?

Oh, teen. Teen. Oh, tea. toe. I wasn't a teen yet when this movie was made. I was a ten. You were a ten. Yeah, I was te. You were still a ten. Fuck we have been doing this too long. Our jokes are so predictable. You were literally born the year this movie was made. Yeah I was learning to hold my head up. Yeah, keeping her head up. Oh, that. thii. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the. the. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. te. to. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te.. Better thing from 1984. Now I'm not even going to ask.

This, me or this movie. Clearly, the movie. Although the movie doesn't have a giant can of icy light manga, one of the last ones of the season for me probably. Just kidding, I drink them year round. It looks so ridiculous in your hands. And I have really big hands. Look at these fucking hands.

You do. We've done hand measurements before. Almost as big as yours. Yeah. It's wild. I got a catcher's mitt. Katie, I'm going to open this troginator while you drink that. That's great.

That's great. Spooky season, our busy season. I mean, are we getting new listeners at this point? I think so. Yeah, I think so, too. Do you like how I said I think so and you said I think so too and I said I think so, too? Well, I think so as well, Katie. I agree with us. Oh, God.

Speaking of spooky season, I have been watching a bunch of horror movies. Like for fun. Yeah, yeah. What have you liked recently? I watched the All Hollows Eve the first movie with Art the Clown in it. Art the Clown is... Art the Clown from Terrifier. Oh, he has a name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I kind of like those movies. They're very mean. Yeah. But like, I like the clown. I think he's good spookery. Yeah. Speaking of spookery. Yeah of spookery, we should probably have led with this. Tomorrow, you can hear us on God-awful movies. Oh, that's right. We'll be covering the new exorcist movie, which I have yet to see. Have you seen it yet? Uh, no, I'm going on Saturday. Okay, I'm going to tomorrow back. I'm excited to talk about this movie. Yeah. I'm excited. I like that. I already, pre-seeing the movie, I already have a dumb joke that I can't wait to shoehorn into the episode. Lock and loaded. So make sure you tune in for that to see what I shoehorn into this episode. Back to back days of us. You get today, you get today. Who can't to to today. to today. to today. today. to to today today today today today today today today today today today today today today. to to to to to to to to to to to to today. to to to to to to to to to to today. today. to to to to today. today. today. to today. today. today. today. today. today. to today. to today. to today. to today. to today. to today. to. to. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. the today. today. today. today. today. today. today, today, today, today, the today, today, t bitches want Wednesday. I don't have a Wednesday in me.

I lost my voice last week. If you want to, also I was on the Halloween or the October episode of Marvel against Marvels. What do you guys do? Morbius? What's that mean? Is that Jared Leto? Yeah, Jared Leto. I got it in one.

You did. I meant to to to to to to to text to to text to text to text to text to text to to text to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm........................................................................ it in one. You did. I meant to text you after I watched it for the second time. You really dodged a bullet by not having to do that movie. They didn't invite me. They've stopped inviting me because every time their podcast comes up I say, oh! But I really do like them and I want the best for them. Anyway, this movie opens with Jason Dead on the ground, so this movie's going to be be short, right? In and out. Oh, but I, yeah, oh boy. I love it because like we have that problem of where we just randomly pick up Friday the 13th to watch, so we've seen like five, six, eight. Manhattan, whatever, which is the problem is. Yeah.

God damn, they pumped these out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus. Manhattan, it's a perfect movie. Right. Remember that guy gets his head punched off when he tries to box with Jason? Yeah, I do.

And it lands in a dumpster? Remember when it was clearly in Vancouver? Yeah, Vancouver, New Jersey. So, but I just love to like, it doesn't fucking matter where this movie starts, it's all the goddamn same. So we've not done three, because that's the yo-yo one. Correct. Correct.

Yeah, yeah. I don't even know if we've done two. I don't think so. Two is an okay movie. Yeah, two is the first one with Jason, like as the killer, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.... th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. tho. tho. the the. th. the, th. the, with Jason like as as the killer, spoiler alert. Everybody's seen Scream, they all know that bit from Drew Barrymore. Yes, we start off with Jason on the ground, everybody's dead in the campground, the cops are running around. Yeah, but the EMTs are not having it. They're like, they're all dead, some emergency.

Like, dude, fucking tell. Oh, they're all dead. I was up for a couple of live ones. Then one of them says to the other, is this the guy who's been leaving all the white stuff? And I had no fucking idea what that name. Yeah, what does that mean? Do you know what that means? Okay. Was there a point where Jason was like leaving a trail of you seen the peanut butter solution? Yeah, we've talked about on this podcast. We to do that movie. It's a horror movie.

I'm certain. It really is. That's some where the kids' pubs grow out of his pants. Yeah, that's not the most horrific part. Yeah, but that's the part that sticks with me the most. Letto in it. Oh fantastic, let's give him as much a business as possible. So yeah whatever the white, I mean I'm sure it had some relevance to something somewhere. Maybe was the cocaine killer for a while. Maybe. The Boogar Sugar Bandit? Jeason's so much faster than normal because cocaine makes you run really fast.

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We are in Pittsburgh. We are in Pittsburgh. He's eating this big sloppy sandwich and you're like, I love it. And then he immediately starts talking about fucking a teenage corpse. Oh, I don't love it. Or, counterpoint, th real gross. It's super gross. They were, like, someone's like, oh, that's kind of weird. And he's like, but is it? Yeah. I mean, if you think about it.

You're a doctor. You're a medical doctor. Yeah. Good thing you work with the dead. Man, I wish I hadn't seen multiple horror movies where people fuck corpses and morgues. I mean, yeah. I get why they do it? I mean I don't get why, I get what the movie does it. I don't get why the people do it. Yeah. No. But like no, it's sick. Come on guys. Come on. Just J.O. Just move on with your life. Get yourself a sock. Speaking of horny sons of bitches. He is the horniest bastard is Dr. Axel.

There was something in the water in the 80s that made everyone irascibly horny. People just fucked. Just wanted to fuck constantly. Wow, what a time to be alive. 84? Like, HIV hadn't hit the mainstream yet? No. No. Reagan was still denying its existence, causing thousands of people to die. Yeah. You ever want to understand part of why I hate Ronald Reagan?

I think that's a fair reason. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or you could just watch a woman in a leotar jump up and down on a TV in high speed? And is that pornography? No, those were exercise TV shows that were on constantly when I was a kid. Oh no I do know that but he's jerking it to them. Oh yeah so was most of the people watching them. Did you ever see the exercise video that someone mashed up to, um, is it Dracula?

I've seen somebody do that for sure. Yes, it's very fucking funny. And then there's the Linnea Quigley exercise video of course where she's chased by zombies. I did watch that once at Ladies Nightmare. Yeah, it's a good time. It was fun. She's an American treasure. Sure. Axel is the Super Bowl of Self Abuse, which is a great phrase but I don't quite get thia. that I that I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeea. togu.a. togln. togu. the. the. theeeea. theea. thi. thi. th he's the thing that everybody shows up to watch masturbate. I guess so. I like how the nurse puts on the news and then he puts the jumping lady back on like it might turn on the nurse and she's just

like yeah all right. When it's the three ladies doing the butt to butt to butt to ass. Cheek to to cheek really. And I just was like, you think they're farting every time they go down? Cheek to cheek to cheek to cheek. How many cheeks are touching? Well, there's six. Six cheeks. So cheek to cheek to cheek cheek wow So these two are gonna fuck right in front of the corpse. Yeah, and you're so disappointed in this nurse Because like really what is wrong with you? I like her version of playing hard to get she's like, I don't want to unzip She's like I hate you. You're actually scum you make me fucking sick Unzip and by sick, I'm a little bit.

Oh, man. So they start to make out. Yeah. And Jason's hand falls off the gurney. It touches her hiny. Jason's a pervert, though. You can tell by his fingernails. The amount of penetration that man does.

He does love to penetrate from behind. Yeah. Yeah. What's that saying about our friend and my neighbor, Tom Sabini? I do like the corners freak out though when he's doing the like, Jesus, shit, Christmas, Jesus, Christmas, shit. Jesus jumping Christmas. And I was like, oh, write that down, because you're gonna try to incorporate that. I love it. Has anyone been named Axel post the 1980s? Yes, I know a child named Axel. Do you? Okay? Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I? I, okay? I, okay? I, okay? I, okay? I, okay? I, okay? I, okay? I, I, I, I, I, I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. I do. I th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I do like. I the. I the. I the. I do like the. I the. I do like the. I the. I the the the. I the that. I love it. Has anyone been named Axel post the 1980s? Yes, I know a child named Axel. Do you? Okay, okay. Do you ever just lean down and whisper welcome to the Jungle? Or do you sing the theme to Beverly Hills Cop too? Oh I should. Axel Foley. Yeah, that's what kids want. I love 80's comedies. Action comedy. Eddie Murphy's so handsome in it.

Isn't it so handsome? So the lady leaves and then she goes to count pills? On the floor? Well, she throws a bunch of glass vials on the floor because she's all harumfed by either Axel's behavior or not getting porked. I am unsure which it is. She zips her uniform all the way up to walk out and then gets into the drug room and unzips it again. You're like, you're taking them titties out?

What are you doing? As we know from the artwork that Justin Gray did for us. Everybody wants to get fingered. Sorry, I was a little pitchy. I was a little pitchy. I'm not good. So. Can you imagine? We should just put it up and see if anyone will put that on a t-shirt.

I genuinely hope not. And then if you walk into somebody who's wearing your face on a shirt that says everybody wants to get fingered? I mean, what would you do? I own a small local business. I need to pull my life together. A small, for the record, non-fingering based business. No one gets fingered and it's a shame because everyone leaves unsatisfied. Jason with the bone saw. To the neck neck. He's coming in hot. I do like a bone saw. Sure, sure. And then Jason kills the horny nurse by like rubbing her face to death or something. He gets a scalpel and just drives it just like- Oh, that's right. That's right. She gets, yeah, yeah, yeah. This cuts quickly to two blonde women jogging in the woods talking about fucking. the fuck is this tonal shift? I love these two

women so much. They're very cute. They're very cute. I do not understand they're like what's it called? Homesteading, keeping Trish at home till she's 30 Mormon, whatever is happening there like stuff. Is that Cottage Corps? I don't know what cottage core is. Do you? Don't actually explain it to me. I don't know? they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I they're. I th. I t. I'm. too. I'm. too. too. I'm. too. too. they're very. they're very. they're very. I'm. I'm. they're. I'm. I don't know what Cottage Corps is. Do you? Don't actually explain it to me. It's too late. All I know is that somehow it's turned into white supremacy. I'm not sure how all it's on. There's like a faction of Cottage Corps that has turned to white supremacy.

That actually makes sense. Oh yeah. Yeah, oh yeah. Not a lot of black people in Little House on the Prairie. No, they're sure we're in Allen. Which I assume is the Bible to those people. I think the Bible is the Bible. They're talking about fucking dad. I didn't know that they were mother and daughter. I thought they were too...

Because they looked the same age. They thought they were peers. And I was like, I th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho thi thi they're tho tho they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they were peers. And I was like, this lady really wants her friend to fuck her dad. But that's strange. None of my friends ever wanted me to fuck their dad. In fact, they got mad when I suggested it. Same girl. I never met your dad. No, none of my friends wanted me to fuck their dad. Oh yeah, yeah, that happens. Yeah, that happens. This is where we meet a star of this film. Tommy Jarvis.

Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman. So fucking cute. Man. Could not be cuter. He's just wearing an alien mask and live in his best goddamn life. Like an alien, it's like a star wars alien mask. Absolutely. Yeah. It's forehead vagina there's a lot going on with that mask. Absolutely. Yeah I just goes like oh man I'm so bummed

about what Hollywood's about to do to you do. Yeah seems like he came out the other side though right like yeah I think he's still dealing with a lot of shit I mean judging by his morning talk show music appearances that keep happening. He's doing morning talk show music. Yeah with him lot of shit. I mean, judging by his morning talk show and music appearances that keep happening. He's doing morning talk show music. Yeah, with him and his angels. What are you? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Oh, no. You need to give this a goog after we're done. I will. I will. I'll put it in very strange. Oh, Corey. His sister is going to take him into town. Uh-huh. And his mother yells at him to get a haircut, and I was like, you can't just tell an eight-year-old to get a haircut lady.

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No one is excited that the place next door has been rented by six kids. I don't mind. That will be deeply annoying. Mom and daughter are so down to, they're just DTF with whom ever, whenever dads or not. Honestly. But then we get this insane, literally insane conversation between my star of this film, One Crispin Glover. You can just tell he's like gonna be something. He just has it. He's got like that, the judge that you just want to watch.

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I only get that when it's real cold. Oh yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're getting older. And the only reason she's eating a banana is so when Jason Vorhees shows up, when we only see him from knees to shoes, he grabs her and she squeezes the banana to make the banana pop out of the peel. So silly. Yeah, you get it?

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Oh, okay. Because first we have to see a slutty friend run out of the house. Yes. She's like, I'm gonna go for a swim and trying to get her boyfriend to come with her. Right, because the boyfriend is dancing suggestively with Tina. Right. Of the twins. And then she really does just take? Sad that no one came after you. Like, not even your friend. I feel like if you swim naked in a lake at night alone, you're asking a snake to go up your butt hole. I would not do that. No. That's a buthole snake for sure.

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Sure. I feel like that for all of the kills in this one. I don't know if the budget was kind of small for effects and there's a big body count. But like, I feel like none of the mind. They're like, you're gonna imagine more than what actually happened. Right. But yeah, steps or leaves are non-deflating raft. Amazing. Eventually, Paul comes out, too late, Paul, you little bitch.

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Thank you for 30 years, and then it says thank you in Polish in a totally unpronounceable phrase. Then it says no parking. It's a parking lot full. No one respects them. No one respects that. Yeah. So Paul's out there.

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Come on, what do you want? You're child fucking, fucking as a child. Yeah, it was like 16. Yeah, that's a child. like 16. Yeah that's a child. I mean it was real cool. It's a cool guy. No, you're a cool child fucking in the swimming pool. Trish has a how why is she at giant guys tent? She's out looking for mom because she comes home and mom isn't there and the lights are off. Did mom get killed and I didn't see it? Okay. Okay.

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pound it all the way through and then you bring the other one up and nail on it. That's what I'm going to go with. I'm sorry, I'm going with sitting on the shoulders. Anyway, also giant man's tent has been all fucked up and like his gun is busted and it's, you know, what's, a bear on cocaine. I don't know. It's so dumb. Jason's not afraid of being shot. He doesn't take anybody else's weapons. Yeah. He doesn't care. Oh man, Crispin gets a gold star for fucking. When they sit down on the bed and it collapses and he's like laughing and he goes, oh what a shock. I was like, you're genuinely very good. Like, that was when it's, yeah, very evident that he's going to be something. The bed breaks and they're like, well, we should finish.

The bed is not broken later, is it? When they're laying on it? I don't think it is. You see him build those Cheeto things? Yeah, well, probably not. I'm going it as an engineer. And then he does the traditional thing that we all do. Brings the woman's panties to Ted. Why, though? Also, those weird little elastic-y 80s on d'ies?

No, thank you. They're just like a diaper without the filling. Yeah, they really are. I am 100% today that Ted did not sniff them. I was 100% expecting expecting expecting expecting expecting expecting expecting expecting them. I was 100% expecting it, yeah. Yeah. So he's looking for- Don't give your friends panties.

No, that's not cool. And he's supposed to be like our hero guy here. Yeah. But don't worry, he's gonna die soon. Meanwhile, Trish is like going through the big guy's tent. Probably sniffing his pillow because her life is so dull and sexless, you know? It's just gonna smell like man musk. Yeah, she's gonna love that. She's probably never smelled a man musk except her dad that she wants her mom to fuck,

which is weird. Mom, why don't you go fuck dad? Less weird than wanting your friend to fuck your dad, I guess. Ted, where's the corkscrew? He's so good. He's looking for this corkscrew, what happens to his hand? It gets corkscrewed. Hand to the table, hatchet to the eyes, I love it. Jason's doing like prop comedy now? What is this?

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ham, which made me laugh. Yeah, pressed hams are always funny. I wish she had thrown a fried egg on it. Tina gets thrown through the window and hits the top of the wagon. And she knows, no, yeah, you're right, you're right, she does do that. I was thinking of later when Trish dives to the window after she'd seen the dog dive through the window? Okay I thought Jason threw it through the window. It was so confusing. Gordon literally at some point goes, fuck this I'm out of here. Out. Jumps in a window we never see Gordon again. Meanwhile Trish and what is big guys name? Rob Dyer. Rob Dyer having this conversation about Jason. Yeah.

And Trish is like, but he's dead. And Hot Squatch is like, look at this picture of him. And she's like, but he's dead. And Hot Squatch is like, he's missing from the morgue. Why didn't you lead with that? That's the part that matters. Not this photo of him as a child, which was not that long ago. A drawing of him. A child. An artist rendition. Look at this picture of him that I drew maybe.

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Yeah. Yeah. that he just, Tom Savini keeps chasing that dragon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's done a lot of amazing stuff though, blowing his own head up and maniac. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. Setting off a blowtorch or flame throw or whatever the fuck he's doing in his backyard. You don't. That's not for a movie. No, that's just what he does. Yeah. He's living his best life. Our house is really close together. Really close together. Yeah. Smoking cigars on the sidewalk at 10 a.m. One, possibly two giant skeletons.

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Who's horny and thinks, you know what, I need to do some basic maintenance to my hair. I guess her, her. Why didn't her boyfriend get out of the shower with her? To fuck her in the bunk, as was planned. Who doesn't love a bunk fuck? She gets axed through the door? Yeah, because, th, th, th, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thia, thi! th. the the thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, th. th. th. th. Who, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. W. W. W. Who's, th. th. th. th. th. th. Who's, th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thia. thiaugh, thi. thi? thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. Who's, the door and then through the chest. Yeah, Jason axes her chest through the door. Yeah, because now she's not a virgin. Right, exactly.

But also like, who's Trish fucking? Who is Tommy fucking? He's ready to kill Tommy, you know? Why does he want to kill children? I mean, sometimes she just gets wild. I guess so. Trish is definitely down to fuck Hot Squatch. But she hasn't as far as we know. Yeah, but like, you know, as we know from Jimmy Carter, you can commit the sin of lust in your mind without actually doing it.

Is that true now? Uh-huh? Yeah, don't you remember when Jimmy Carter admitted to lusting to someone who wasn't his wife? No, because what year was Jimmy Carter president? Uh, well, uh, 76 to 80? Yes, born in 1984, so I don't remember much. Yeah, no, I know that. In retrospect, I wasn't a six-year-old following.

I only started following current events when I was like five or six, so. I mean, I voted for Reagan when I was six. Yeah, of course. But that's just because you were told to. Well, no, no, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's because that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's I like to sponsies. Trying to give me an out. Why does Trish break the window in her own house? Why wouldn't you? Because there's a killer on the loose. She's like going to be boarding up a door and it's like you broke a fucking window Trish. You broke it yourself. She sucks at this. By the way, those windows are not going to keep fucking wind out of your house. No. Vreeze. She just loves leaving Tommy alone too. Yeah, the heat, Jason has cut the phone box at her house because he knows how phone lines work. Yeah, because he lived in a lake for a while.

It's formative years. His formative years were spent at the bottom of a lake where he learned a lot of things about wiring. I know, I know a telephone phone. Jason that's great. Now I'm the fish that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the fish that's the fish that's that's the fish the fish the fish that's the fish the fish the the the the the Oh Jason, that's great. Now I'm the fish that taught Jason. Oh, fantastic. So, hot squatch is like, I'm going next door to use the phone. She's like, I'm going with you and leaving my eight year old brother behind. Also, why are there 16 years between us? And you're definitely not going to die, so let me go with you. Oh my God. They walk in. There must be blood everywhere. Yeah. And they're just like, hmm, interesting. There are, the power does work over here, but we're not going to turn the lights on.

No, no. I think they have to go all the way up to the shower to figure out that something, they're idiots. Oh, because Jason is hidden the dead bodies by like nailing them the door frame. I just, he's left Tina's twin just sprawled out on the lawn. They don't see her either. They must have stepped over her because she had just left when she died. No, he picked her up waiting for them to go into the house and ran back around, like a little scamp. He's so scampy. Are we to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to believe to to to to to to to to the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiii. thii. thi. thii. thi. thi. their their their their them to go into the house and then ran back around like a little scamp and dropped her down. So scampy. Are we to believe this is what Jason does in the downtime between murders? Unbelievable.

I mean, that's why that, uh, that behind the mask movie is so great. That was great. Oh, man. They go in the basement and see a rat. I was like, oh, it is, it's a foreshadowing for Crispin Glover's career. Did you ever see that movie? That's weird. Oh, I have never seen it now. It's very strange. We should probably do it on the podcast. Maybe. It's Willard? It's Willard. Yeah. Which is a remake even? Which is a remake even? I don't know. With the original movie, uh, Michael Jackson, Michael, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that, I, I, I, I, I that, I the that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I've that, I've that, I've that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th, I that, I th, I th, I th, I that, I that, I that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that th song for it. It's wild. He's wild. Sorry we keep bringing this episode back to Michael Jackson. Everything comes back to my. It's spooky season. Thriller time. I do love Thriller though. It's so hard. I know. I know. I can still listen to it because Vince Price isn't. Yeah. Yeah. And he never did nothing to nobody. Wasn't he real nice? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK, Gordon jumps out the window.

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They go back into Tommy's room. I missed this, I must have been taking notes or something. I didn't see her hit him with a computer. After Rob gets killed. Yes, he screams, he's killing me, a totally normal thing to shout. You got time to scream, you got time to run my dog. He's killing me. It's thi. It's hea. It's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. he's he. he's he's he. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's to to to thi. He's thi. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's th. He. He. He's th. He. He. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's to th. He's th. He's to shout. You got time to scream you got time to run my dog. He's killing me it's fine! Run! What? A lot of mixed messages there. Oh my god. So Jason throws Rob out out through the window and then chases them or throws them through the window in the house and then follows the body in. Right. Through the window because the house, and then follows the body in. Right.

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That's good. So they get up to Tommy's access through the door. His mask is off at this point. machete, I think, of the bear hunter. Oh, that's right, that's right. Yeah. And Trish hits him in the head with Tommy's computer monitor, which I assume he uses design all the masks. Oh, sure. And he's knocked out cold and they're going to shimmy past him on the floor. It never works. No, why would you just run, don't shimmy. I got you. And chases him outside and Tommy runs back upstairs. Yeah Trish bumps out the window,

which is a great bump. Yeah, you can see the whole ground go down under her, which I liked a lot. Yeah, it's how hard she hit it. Yes, she's so strong. He's so strong. Excuse me. And Tommy is upstares remodeling his own head. Yeah, it's cutting his hair. Because he's gone through the clippings that Bear Guy had. Uh huh. And. And, and Tommy. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. So, th. So, thi, thi, thi, the th. Tri's tri, tri, tri, tri, tri, tri, tri, trish, trish, trish, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. Yeah, they. Yeah, th, they. Yeah, th, th, th, they. Yeah, th. Yeah, true, true, true, true. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. Yeah, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, he's cutting his hair because he's gone through the clippings that Bear Guy had. Uh-huh, so he's seen the picture of Jason. Yep. Yep. And he models himself after Jason. He sure does. And he comes down the steps. This is what I remember from my childhoods in this movie. Yes, yes. I feel like every time there's a 80s horror retrospective, and then this scene happened. Yeah it really stuck with me. And he comes down the steps and he's, I don't know why this would work. Wait this is Jason's mask is off. He actually looks like sort of cute in like a sloth way like a disfigured creature way where you're like oh I pity you and

he's eating those baby Ruth's yes. Mama Fratelli is there. I love that. But tell me what you think wouldn't work. So Tommy comes downstairs, he looks like Uncle Fester. He does. And he's like, Jason, remember me? It's me, Jason? Hello me, it's me, it's me again. Use the Dave Mustane excuse.

And Jason's like, what? Dave Mustaine excuse. And the Dave Mustaine Gambit. And Jason's like, what? Is that me? I've, you're supposed to be in the bottom of a lake. You can't be a child outside the lake. And he's suddenly having this existential crisis where he's like, but if you're me and I'm you, oh, fuck. So wait a minute. And so he's got to think about it. Jason was never taught critical critical critical critical critical critical critical critical critical critical critical critical critical to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be too. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to me me me me me me me me me me me me me. to me. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. the the they. the they. they. the the the they. to. the it. Jason was never taught critical thinking down there in Lake School.

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She could have the same head up. Yeah. Once you've been hacked, you can't go back. That's what they say. And then we cut to Trish at the hospital, concerned about her brother, right? Never asking any questions about her mom. No, that's why I wasn't sure she was dead because it was never resolved for me. And he comes in to give her a hug, and then, Stares down the barrel of the camera! To which I say, what? He's the Jason now, dog?

Did he just shave his head? And he was like, I am the Jason. That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't even, it's not even like he put on Jason's mask or something and you could be like well the mask made no he literally just shaved his own damn head and this is the first of three movies that the Tommy Jarvis character is in. He was in the one that we were we did where him and Horshack go to the grave and they dig him up and then lightning strikes and reanimates Jason oh my god yes yeah and there's like the sheriff's the sheriff's daughter th of the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thi. thi's daughter and all that hullabaloo. That's right. She's like jerking him off in a car. Yeah.

These are the things I remember. These are the things I remember. Yeah. Anyway, that's over. Katie. Alan. I'm going to need a rating on Friday the 13th, the final chapter, they'll never be another one. first. All right, I loved it. It's but it's not a good movie. But none of them really are. The first one? The first one's a great movie. Also that was the

first movie that back after baby break right? No that was the one with Sam Neil, the John Carpenter movie where you the The Mouth of Madness? Yeah that was a first movie after baby break I remember because it scared me. Oh! I remember like laying on my couch holding my newborn watching in the mouth of men. It's just being like, what's happening to me? Existential nightmare? Yeah. Yeah.

So, they're not, they're not great. But there is something very, I think because I've just lived almost my entire life with Jason Vorgies in it. Yeah. That's just like, oh that's nice. Nice to see him again. Good to see an old friend. Like I have such like, Jason and Michael Myers, I have such like warm affinity for her. And so I just like, yeah, I'll watch a movie with them and it, fuck it. Who cares? Not a Freddy Krue. It's too quippy. I'm at a party. These two were just silent in the corner. We're hanging out, me and Jason and Michael. And then Freddy comes in and he's like, love on a prime time, bitch!

And I'm just like, puts his like finger in your punch. You're like, exactly. I was going to drink that. you cutting your butt hole all up, you're weirdo. Yeah, I hope Freddy has a bidet. Otherwise he smells like absolute ass. Of course I've got a bidet, bitch? That's fair. I accept this. This is a solid four.

I feel the same way. I was going to give it a four for being the fourth in the franchise. For me being four months old when it came out in 1984 it's a four but really I had a nice time yeah Again, this is a great movie to put on you're having some sodas and pixie sticks with your friends Hang on maybe an adult beverage. Maybe some shitty weed not good weed not good weed. Not we're that's gonna fuck you up but we that you could smoke an entire joint and be like, I think. I think. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thin. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I th. I the the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm the the th. thi. thi. the thi. thi. the teeeeeeat. the tell. the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. the the that's gonna fuck you up, but weed that you could smoke an entire joint and be like, I think I feel high. I think I'm having fun. It turns out it's really pepperica or oregano, that's what I wanted. You'd know. So smoky. So smoky and red. I do think this is one of the the better Friday the 13th though, which is sad.

I think having Crispin Glover and Corey Feldman helps a ton. I think having two to three thousand kills in this movie helps. Definitely. Tom Savini, you come for the Tommy Jarvis, you stay for the sliding down the machete. Sure. Right, like it's so good. It's so fun. I hope you got a little to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to to the to to to to the to th. to th. to th. th. th. tho to th. tho to come tho. thoom. thoom. tooom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thogeck. thogeck. thozy. to cc, thiii. Ccocoffii. Ccococococococoff. thiiii. thi. thi. the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. toe. tom. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. Right, like it's so good. Yeah, it's so fun. I hope he got a little royalty from us watching this. I hope so too. Me three. If you did Tom get in touch.

Don't. Our relationship as it stands right now, perfect. Perfect. Yeah. You just think I'm your neighbor. You know we exist. We know we exist. But that he know we know we know we know that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi thi thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi'm that person. Exactly. I don't think. Oh, she's the motho fucking that talks about my on trouble sidewalk. Katie. I'm living a double life, what? Message from Patron?

Let me hear it. Hello, Alan and Katie exclamation point. You can call me Victoria. Oh, hey, Victoria. I wanted to write in and say thank you. My to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their to, their thoomk, the tha, thock. I thock. I that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the, the, the, the the, the ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, tou, ta, ta., tou, ta., ta., tou., ta., tol, tou., toke., ta., cé Mike and I listened to your episode you did with the GAM podcast and instantly fell in love with you too. Ooh, we're not going to get in your wedding though. We're not going to marry you guys.

You guys are on your own. We're not going to get married to you. I'm like already married. Totally happy with being a sidepiece. Yeah. Ever since the- Alan's gonna do that for you. Just for you, Futur. Where are your sidepiece? Ever since the spring, I've powered through

all of your episodes and have been caught up for a while. Baby, no, I'm worried. When you guys say this, it worries me. Those first ones are bad. But when they say they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love they love us and they listen to that much, it's just like Stockholm syndrome, right? It's sure, we did this to them. We did this to them, Victoria, Mike, I'm sorry. We have a governor on the podcast, we're like, after four, like, are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?

Are you sure? New episode days are the best day. We drink champagne, one with Thirst Day. They didn't say that I throw it in there. Damn, I loved that for Victoria. Thank you for helping me get through my work days at a funeral home. Baby girl. I've been a patron for a while now, but I felt like it was the perfect time to write in,

as it's, will be Mike's birthday in a few weeks. Yeah. I was hoping you could give him a little birthday shout out as a surprise. Mike, stop listening. Victoria, we're going to do that right now. Wait, why isn't he going to listen to it now? Hold on. Mike, you could come back. Wait, Mike, go away. to thii. told on. What are you doing here? What tho? tho? th th th th tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooo. I thi. I th and I need to talk about this. Mike, get out of here. Go back. What are you doing here? Well, I've got to wish him a happy birthday, but I wanted to be a surprise. Why don't we want him to hear it?

Well, I do, but I just wanted him to go away while we told Victoria we were going to do it. Oh, oh, okay, th Mike, happy birthday. Happy birthday, Mike, we'd get you a present, but the best present is your love for Victoria. Wow, that's beautiful. Did you like that? And that's very cheap for us. We don't even have to ship that. Happy birthday, you crazy kid. Where are you guys getting married? You should invite us, we'll come. Tell us we won't. If it's within, let's say a six hour drive, we'll come to your wedding. Alan's gonna drive me there.

Yeah, it'd be fun. We like going places together. We just invited ourselves to your wedding. That's all. We get a plus three. I can't tell you what's going to do. It's Tom Savini Savsesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesevini se se se se sesevini sesevini sesevini sesevini sevini. to to to to to to to be. to be. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the th. We. We. We the thi. We'll. thi. the thi. the thi. thi. thi. the thooo. tho. tho. tho. thi. We'll. tho. too. We'll. to. We'll 't tell you what's going to do. It's Tom Savini, Doug Bradley, and one other Pittsburgh celebrity that you won't know. It's Rick Seaback.

That's right, Mike Eaton. I like Rick Seaback better. It's a lunatic driver. You remember that time that he pulled to that parking lot at Top Speed? I swear to God everybody cheered when he got out of his car. Of course they did. He's the one celebrity that still lives here that everyone sees all the time. Oh, I love him though.

He was nice to me when I worked at QED. Oh, that's good. Yeah, fuck that guy. He was. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. Heilly, great guy. Happy birthday, Mike. Happy birthday, Mike. Thanks for all the laughs. P. E. E. P. Eps. P. S. The episode on teeth is my favorite. Really? That was for ages ago. Yeah. I'll listen to it again maybe when I feel like maybe I want to remind myself that I'm sometimes funny. And you hear yourself say vaganant tata. Katie. We're an hour and 20 minutes. tta tta tta to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho'a. tho'a'a' the the tho'a'a. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the episode. the episode. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. tease. tea. tea. P. tea. tea. tea. te. te. P. P. te. P. P. P. P. P. P. P.na d'a-tata. Katie, we're an hour and 20 minutes into this. We're not. Are you serious? Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Oh, it's fine. What are we doing next week?

Let's do the most requested movie we've ever had. We've put it off for literally nine years. Nine years. You've been asking us Camp, the movie with the most sidepipe of any movie we've ever done. Oh my god, so many thighs too. And like I can lust after them because they're not teens. They are old. Sleepway Camp. You're welcome.

It's streaming everywhere. I think it's free on like Pluto and I think I watched on Pecocock. Yeah, yeah, it's everywhere. Go watch it. Enjoy yourselves. Come back for that and hear us awkwardly talk about the ending to that movie. I can't wait. We gotta listen to us on Gamm tomorrow. Yeah, we're on Gamm. Go to go listen to the Marvel Marvel's Marvels with me on it. Yeah. We we we we we we we we we we we we we we we got we got we got we got we got we got to to to to go to listen. We to listen. We listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen listen listen listen listen listen listen to listen listen listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen. Listen listen. Listen listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen. Listen to listen. Listen to listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen to listen. Listen to g. Listen to to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. I listen to to to to to to us. Listen to to to to to us listen to to to to go listen. Go listen to the Marvel, Marvels Marvels with me on it. Yeah. Get a lot of me, a lot of lot, Katie, got a lot of all some year in the life. Thank you for listening to another episode of Whearwolf Ambulance. Bye-bye. Goodbye.

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