Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 450- Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Happy summer, Katie. Happy summer, happy summer. It's like it's the fall. It's spooky season. Yeah, it's the fall. It's spooky season. Yeah, it's the fall. Panning shots of a sleepaway camp and fall when children are typically in school. I love that the opening to this summer camp movie has more autumnal foliage than any

Starting point is 00:00:31 Halloween film. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where do we film this? Uh, I'm going to say upstate New York? Yeah. Or maybe upstate Pennsylvania, where all the summer camps are? I've never been to a summer camp. You go to sleepaway camp? No. No, God, were you a rich kid? I'm not a

Starting point is 00:00:50 rich kid. Where Missy grew up is where Wet Hot American Summer was filmed, so I'm going to assume that to where this was filmed. Or New Jersey, since everybody in this movie is from New Jersey. The children at the beginning, their accents are, mnah! I needed them to say, pizza pie. Yeah, it's me Peter. Oh my god, these children. Imagine dedicating this fucking movie to your mom. What are you doing? What do you do?

Starting point is 00:01:19 Don't dedicate this to your mom. Your mom's not proud of you. Your mom's ashamed. Your mom can't show her face at Bridge. How dare you? You think? I think this movie is a stoke cold classic of the slasher genre. I agree. I watched this movie with Rob and I felt like oddly nervous for him. I don't know. Was this his first time? Yes. Wow. Yeah. This is a lot of movie to take in for the first time. I. I. the. the. to. the. the. the. to. th. the, th. th. th. to. to. to. the, to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. to. tod. t. t. t. t. to. t. t. I. t. t. I. I. I. th. I. th. It was his first time? Wow. Yeah. There's a lot of movie to take in for the first time. I remember doing it when I was like 12? Oh no. 13 maybe? Yeah. I definitely want to say slumber party situation.

Starting point is 00:01:55 Party, me and my friend. Yeah. That's a slumber party. Yeah. Parties are where your heart is. Parties are where your heart is. My first note, Buck 24 ain't nobody mad at that runtime. No, no. My first note says, I don't want to watch this crime show. I want to watch fucking traces. So there must have been an ad for something on Pecococ.

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Starting point is 00:02:46 Who later went on to be Felicia Rose Congratulations. Yeah, yeah, I only know her from people referencing this and her being at it. Yeah, fair enough and her doing horror con stuff? I had that Yeah, but there's just a lot of introducing. A lot of introducing, which never bodes well, does it? No, it's definitely has that like Jay-Z Grand Opening, Grand Closing vibe. Like everybody who I was looking up was like, best known for Sleepway Camp. Yeah, nobody's been in anything besides Sleepway Camp except for James Earl Jones's dad. Yeah, that's Ben. The guy, the cook, that's James Earl Jones's dad. No way! Yes, way! What? Yes! Holy smokes. Yeah, he has the same voice in all. Wow. Yeah. Robert Earl Jones. Why would I lie? Mike Helen, the guy who plays Mel was also in a ton of stuff. This is his last movie. He looks like a sleazy wrestling promoter. Sure. Can I, you know what? This is this is this is this is this is this is our this is our this is our th. This is our th. This is our th. T. This is our th. T. This is our th. T. T. This is our th. T. This is our th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yes. Yes. th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. This is his last movie. He looks like a sleazy wrestling promoter. Sure. You know what? This is our most requested movie of all time. So this is going to be a big download

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Starting point is 00:05:10 One single solitary bump and then I'm out. I'm going to do a tape. I'm going to do a bump. Sorry'm basically Mr. Glass at this point. We gotta protect you with everything we have. This movie has some children on a sailboat. We start off with Annie, Pete, and their dad, Rob? You made those names up. No, they say their names.

Starting point is 00:05:43 They do not, but okay. I believe you, I don't care. This whole scene is so confusing. How so? We've got Marianne. Marian's the girl who wants to drive the boat. Okay, I don't care about them. They're important characters. They get this story rolling.

Starting point is 00:06:01 Okay, go ahead. So there's the lifeguard who's driving the water skiing boat with the girl who doesn't want to be water skiing. She's doing a great job. Yeah, she's doing a great job. Yeah, she doesn't do it. Can we stop now is all she keeps saying, until she says turn the boat. You can also just let go. Right. I don't know much about no you water skiing. Just let the boat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the let me drive the boat. I want to drive the boat. And he's like, no, you can't drive the boat. She's like, why, no one can see us out here. And he's like, that actually makes a lot of sense. They are right on the shore as we see momentarily. And her version of driving the boat is driving the boat. Yes, just what are you doing? So the dad on the sailboat boat th boat th boat th boat thoe tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- tho- to to to to to to thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th the. the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the looking at her friend asking her to stop the boat. Yes, just what are you doing? So the dad on the sailboat, which is docked or close to docked?

Starting point is 00:06:49 Yeah, yeah, they're just like a little bit out in the water. Okay. Because it's New Jersey. He's just posing away with his back to the child. the topahe's just posing a way with flip the whole damn thing. I was like, I hope you didn't pack a lunch. No one's mad about this. I'd be furious. The lunch is back on the shore with John. John is the guy on the shore.

Starting point is 00:07:09 Yes. He says, the dock is almost here. You got to get out. The dock is almost here. Yeah, they need, and the little girl says, Aunt Martha's coming? Who is Aunt Martha to them? Aunt. Is it, I'm sorry, they're what?

Starting point is 00:07:31 Their aunt? They're aunt? How do you say the word? Aunt. Aunt. Say the H-A-U-N-T for me? Oh, fuck. What do you say, hant? Haunt. I really hoisted by my own petard there. I wonder this hant and house the other day. Actually, I kind of do, don't I?

Starting point is 00:07:50 It's a haunt of hass. What? So is that his sister? Because he's their dad. So why does he call her Dr. How to respect? She went to school? at school, it got a degree. That doesn't make any sense. Maybe she's one of the feelings, like, Doctor.

Starting point is 00:08:07 I'm a doctor. So call me Doctor Aunt Martha. Call me Dr. Aunt. It makes no sense. No, but they're setting up that you're going to meet a character later named Martha, and you'll know that she's a doctor. And is the guy on the shore the other dad? No, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th th guy on the shore their other dad? No, I think that relationship is secret,

Starting point is 00:08:25 and that's why it's taboo when we see it later. But they're gonna hang out with Aunt Martha. I think she might know something's going on. Yeah, she seems cool. No. No. With what this movie, I feel like in all the discourse I hear about this, I don't hear about this is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just this is just just a this is just a this is just this is just this is just a this is just this is just this is about this is just a movie about child abuse. And that's never discussed in all of the trans stuff, which is like fucked up and like really weird.

Starting point is 00:08:52 Sure. And very 80s that it would be so taboo. But like, this is all about a child being abused on different levels by different people. Isn't that kind of what the story is saying though that like this is what happens when you don't let children be themselves like when you if you force someone out of their gender like the... But I feel like I just don't hear the word abuse enough in it because it's a child who's being abused by the people at the camp, everybody at the camp except for literally literally three people are mean to her. Right. And then thir their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the to to to to to to the to to te. to te. te. te. te. te. the the the te. tha. te. te. is terrible to her, does a terrible thing. Does a terrible thing. And it's just very, it's very like,

Starting point is 00:09:27 it's terrible because it's against their will. It's not like this child didn't say, hey, I think I'm, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. There wasn't a discussion that happened that build up to this. Yeah. But yeah, it's so fucking, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thuuuu, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. It's, it's, it's, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's a, it's thi, it's a, it's a, it's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a that it's that it's that it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a that. It's a ta. It's a tha. It's very tha. It's very tha. It's very, it's very, it's a that. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's so fucking like, oh my god, this movie, it's like, at the core, an extremely sad film that's wrapped in this just fucking bubble wrap of redonculousness. A child with the dirtiest mouth you've ever heard. I'm sorry, I love Ricky. So, so you're trying to figure out what this family relationship is because they're

Starting point is 00:10:00 both talking about a doctor and the child's talking about Aunt Martha, who appear to be the same person, so who the fuck is this person? And then the speedboat runs them over, and the girl that was water skiing just keeps saying, oh my god, we just hit them both, oh my god, they're dying, I know it, oh my god, and the other guy on the shore just stands there. And the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the other tho tho the other tho the other tho tho the the the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho the thu thu the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the tho tho tho the the thoo the the the the the the the Martha or Mary Ann, the woman who is driving the boat when, or the girl who's driving the boat when they hit, has a facial expression that's just like, did I do that? Yeah. Ooh. Can we just back this thing up? Can we just turn this bad way in reverse? Greatest love song ever written? Greatest love song ever written. Oh my God, I think about it every day. Cut to eight years later. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:52 And we've got Ricky and his sister Angela. Yeah, cousin. She does stay their cousin. Yeah, I meant cousin. They do make that very clear. Yes, Martha is getting them ready to go to camp. And speaking of camp, Martha is so fucking camp. Is she, was she directed to do that?

Starting point is 00:11:10 Because she's fantastic, but what? She's like, oh, you should take this bag. Oh, what's in the bag, I wonder? Oh, it's delicious treats. Did I pack that wouldn't do at all. Oh my God. They have the teeny, tiniest little bags for camp. How long are they going to be there all summer?

Starting point is 00:11:30 I love that they already have their camp t-shirts on too. Yeah, I'll tell you, yes. Anne Martha is exquisite, even though they know that I am a doctor. In case you missed that line, thiii, the, thatat you that their their their their they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thate, thate, th. th. they're they're thin, they're thi, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. they're they're th. th. they're they're they're they're th. they're th. they're th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. ttthe the te. te. te. tea. tea. tean. tean. tean. thea learn that she has done their physicals or forged their physical forms. Yeah, as long as they don't find out who did your physical. Oh no, that wouldn't do at all. What the fuck? And I'm like, is one of these children speaking to her psychically that we cannot hear? They seem unfazed. Oh my god, so we get to the cap. They force all the children to sprint at all times on this camp. These children are barrel out running. They're just non-stop running and screaming if they're doing any. It's like my

Starting point is 00:12:18 dogs when I take them to a farm where they just like just run at top speed no matter what's happening these children is like, ah! and running around sex pests who are this one sex best in particular the one it looks the most like me is I don't think he looks a thing like you is just standing there going oh a whole new crop young fresh chicken where I come from we call them baldies. There are children like as young as six running by. That is phenomenally disgusting.

Starting point is 00:12:52 Phenominally. And so quintessentially, 1983. Yeah, we're right about that. We were gross, gross people in 1983. I mean, he's meant to be a bad guy. But you're like, I don't need to hear that in my ears. to, my, my, my, my, my, my, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, my sensitive, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, th. toe. thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. toe. toe. th. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. th. toe. th. th. toe. th. toe. too. toe. th. th. th. th. toe. guy. You're like I don't need to hear that in my ears. My sensitive 2023 years cannot hear this. I mean if you think back like the 70s are not far behind 1983. No this is still in the 1970s hangover. Did you see those shorts? And those hairs? Oh yeah. And like all of our rock stars, every rock star that you like from the 70s? Fucked a 16 to 16 to 16 to 16. to 16. to 16. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. thee. th. the. th. the. the. th. the. th. the. th 70s, fuck to 16 year old. Oh yeah. If you're lucky. You remember Cherry Pie? Yeah, you remember 17? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:29 Cherry pie was from the that in the 80s. Or yeah, in so 17. No, mid-80s. Okay, well. Christine 16 by kiss might be what you're thinking of. No, I know what I'm thinking of. I just don't know time. Or how does pronounce the word aunt. I know I know that I'm saying aunt I'm annoying. Yeah, it annoys me. Very few things that you do annoy me, which is why we're such great friends. That is one of them. So it's just how I've always said it. Okay Delaware. Listen, I'm gonna go home. I be thrown out of my family. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.'m going to see my aunt. Shut up. If I said aunt, I'd be thrown out of my family. Oh, my family made fun of me when I was a kid for saying it. So you were just a little precocious shit, huh?

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Starting point is 00:14:33 The counselors are like 50. There's points on which I can't tell if people are counselors or campers. Yeah, I mean that's that fine line that you're walking, right? Yeah. That's how like, I love Judy. Judy. Judy is either a very strange-looking teen or a really sadly miscast woman. I don't know what the fuck is happening with Judy. I love her character arc is that Judy and Ricky were together last summer.

Starting point is 00:15:00 I was so uncomfortable with that. But then, in the interim interim she got titties. Sure. And now she wants nothing to do with Ricky because now older men are paying attention to her. Yeah. I was like oh this is just a sad commentary. It really is. But also like Ricky don't feel bad Judy's 28 and you're like 14. 14 legit. Yeah. I also like when his friend Paul greets him and he's like, hey Ricky, you winning? I was like, what a fucking great way to greet your friend. I'm doing it from now on everywhere I go. That kid is great. He is really good. Yeah, luckily nothing happens to him.

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Starting point is 00:16:12 Oh Ronnie, he's like an American gladiator who skips a leg day. I love him. I cast him in my mind as the bass player for Man of War because he just has that vibe. Like him oiled up in a loincloth would not be shocking to anyone. With like the middle part hair kind of in his face yeah. There's a point later on in this movie where he's talking to Mel and he's wearing gray sweat shorts and I'm like Ronnie that is the entirety of the head of your penis. His whole fucking head of his penis. I know I know I know I know I know you're circumcised. I know like like like like like like a a a a a a a th. Ronnie a th. Ronnie a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their. their their their. their their. their. their tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. te. tie. te. te. Yeah, I know like a lot about Ronnie right now.

Starting point is 00:16:46 Ronnie is a man who likes a tight short. I know that there is a shocking penis at the end of this film, but Ronnie's penis is the one that I'm on the phone. He's only lightly shocking. And also good on you because it doesn't look like you're using steroids. No, Annie's skipping leg day clearly. He's all over funny. Oh my God, Ronnie, do a squat. Okay, so here's a question that I had watching this movie with a critical lie. Yeah. He takes Angela back to the kitchen to see the sex pest. Right, because she's not eating anything, so he's trying to find her something she can eat. And she doesn't speak. She doesn't. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. It. It's. It's to. It's to. It's to. It's to. It's th. It's th. It's. It's th. It's. It's is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's to. It's to. It's the the the the to. It's all. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the sex pest. Right, because she's not eating anything, so he's trying to find her something she can eat. And she doesn't speak.

Starting point is 00:17:28 She doesn't speak, she just glares. Just not even glares. Not even just dead eye. Yeah. Just like... She's had some trauma. Did he know that this guy was a sex pest? I don't think Ronnie would have left him with her. Ronnie's character is weird like that because you think he would have to know that he's

Starting point is 00:17:49 a sex best, but you also see him as being nothing but kind and protective to her the rest of the time. So I think Ronnie that's that naive because Ronnie is twenty-seven years old. I think Ronnie is 23 and you know it. Ronnie. Ronnie. Ronnie. Ronnie only Ronnie only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only he he he he he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he's he's 23. he's 23. he's 23 is 20 is 20 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 20. he. he. He's is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 23 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20 is 20. Ronnie is 20. Ronnie is 20. Ronnie is he. Ronnie is he he's is he he's is he. Ronnie is he he's he. Ronnie is he's only is only is only is only is only is only is only sees only sees only sees he's 20. he's 20 he's, he's looking at that chubby sex vest and being like, hey man, you're gonna find her the perfect peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich. It's gonna make her so happy. Oh, Ronnie, you sweet baby angel.

Starting point is 00:18:17 I also love that he, they refer to his house as Ronnie's shack, and then later he tells someone to meet him at the shack. And I was like, you call it that too? Yeah. You know, it's just the poolshed that he converted into his sex palace. Ronnie's shack. Ronnie does not fuck in this movie. No, surprisingly. Ronnie's a consummate professional, really, when you get down to it, if he's not feeding Angela the sex best to find a sandwich? Well, first Ron, he says, you know, be a little more discreet with the beer can, huh? And the sex pest just puts it down on the counter like, clank.

Starting point is 00:18:52 And he's enjoying the high life, if I know what's right? He's enjoying the high life, which, who amongst us? He tries to assault her? Yeah, he's unbuckluckeked, he's a a He's try to stick his dick out. Yeah. He's unbuckling his belt. Yeah. And Ricky's a good kid. Yeah. Ricky can't do it my cousin. Yeah. So he goes back to cooking the corn in this comedically large pot. Do they really make pots that big? So picture a lobster pot and then picture four lobster pots on top of that lobster pot. Imagine a pot so large that a grown man had to stand on a rickety stepstool to get to the top. I just think that's an OSHA problem.

Starting point is 00:19:31 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He goes to pour salt in the water and the salt's empty and he just whips the container you're so mad. You're so mad that his sex besting was interrupted. I I I I I I I I oh. I oh. I oh. I oh. I oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.. Oh.. Oh.. Oh. Oh. Oh.. Oh. Oh. Oh.. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, you pussy. He's mad that his sex-besting was interrupted. I know. Oh, oh, god, disgusting.

Starting point is 00:19:50 So now we get the killer, POV for the first time. Yes. And the killer is shaking the stool that he's on. Yes. Threateningly shaking and he's like, oh no, just jump backwards, you dumb shit. Yes, yes, he falls forward into the s into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into yes, he falls forward into the shelves behind the stove on which the pot is boiling. Yes. This is why it's important to be able to do a push-up without grabbing a giant vat of

Starting point is 00:20:13 boiling water. Because if he could do a push-up, he would just stand up and kick the shit out of this child. But the giant of water falls on him. No, he grabs it, he takes, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is th is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th is is is is is is is is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's is thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tho, tha, th child. But the giant van of water falls on him. You know he grabs it, he takes it down with him. Sure, and it falls on. And it falls on. And it falls. I mean, his hands clearly grab at it as he falls. It's very funny. Hey, he's looking for purchase. You're right. You're scrabbling for purchase. And the burn effects look fucking fantastic. They really do. And his protracted screaming is, they have them all bandaged, his arms are in the end still screaming. And the doctor's just going, a pain that poor man must be in.

Starting point is 00:20:54 I know you'd think they would sedate him. He's like, I don't even have the right sedative. We'll fucking go get it. Get a whiskey bottle, give him a high life something. He's like his eyes, I can't imagine the pain. You like this, don't you? This is your thing? Yeah, EMT.

Starting point is 00:21:12 I'm gonna have to try this later. Yeah. I'll be a pinhead by the end of this movie. Gross. How about his eyes? Too early to tell? Also, you're not a doctor as far as I can tell so. Yeah I don't know. Very nice Silver Fox though. Yeah, good-looking guy. And they don't

Starting point is 00:21:29 put a fake mustache on him like they do for all the other characters that have to visit the camp in this movie. And by a fake mustache I'm pretty sure it's a comb they could have. I have no idea. It looks like they trimmed the ends the ends the ends the ends the ends the ends the ends the ends the ends the ends the ends of the ends of the ends of the ends of the ends of the ends of the ends of the ends of the ends of the ends of thome. thoombs. thoombs. thoombs. thoombs. thoombs. thoombs. thoombs. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. toe. toe. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tooooo they trimmed the ends of someone's hair and were like, get some rubber cement. We'll just... Judy, let me get some of that cloth. Come here for a second. Judy has so much hair, it's disgusting. She got those new boobs and all that air? When she's blow drying it, I thought this must be your whole day. I would never wash it. No.

Starting point is 00:21:57 Just Judy's dreads. Please ball wrestling promoter camp owner. Mel. Mel is paying all of the other cooks not to say anything? Yeah, because of the kids' parents get wind to this. That's it. That's it. Yeah. He is like talking, he's really heavily implying that they're not going to tell the campers about this. He offers the money, they're all happy. And then he's like, I the th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I's like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, thi, thi, they, thi, they, they, thi, thi, they's they, they, they, because, because, they, they, they, they, the the the the the the the the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi.a. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. than then at the end he's like, I mean, don't tell the campers, right? Like, that's the proposition.

Starting point is 00:22:25 It's like, that was, you probably didn't need this whole conversation if you're gonna say that. Okay, all right. Also, why are these grown-ass men talking to children? I know, why? Why? Get some nice lunch ladies up there. navigating in the scene. Like over a pot of spaghetti. It's so gross. Because they're in New Jersey, no, they can use spaghetti. Maybe I'm glad I didn't go to sleep away camp. And then we get the atomic sit-up trick.

Starting point is 00:22:55 Everyone's favorite sit-up joke. It takes forever. The payoff is forever. And then at the end of it, there's a real child's butt. It's a real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real th. th. th. th. thi. thiol, thiolight, thiolomeaughe, thiol. thiolomeaughe. thiol- thiaub thiaughe. thiaugh. thiaugh. thiaugh. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. I I I I thia. I I thia. I I thiol. I th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's t. It's tie ty is tie tiea. It's ty. It's ty. It's ty. It's tiea. It's tiea. It's t at the end of it there's a real child's butt. It's so upsetting. That's a child's butt with a real child's face in between those real child's cheeks. That's a real child's butt. I don't think you can do that anymore. And that's what's wrong with this country.

Starting point is 00:23:18 Not enough child nudity. Make America gross again. Oh no. No. No. We meet Gino who's wearing a shirt that is like less than most of my sports braws. It's so short. Luckily he comes with his own shirt. He is not wearing a shirt as far as I'm concerned. Yes, Gino. I was wondering if like, he's not like Italian-American dudes were doing it for you. U.S.C. Croptop.

Starting point is 00:23:48 No, that's somebody else. It's the guy with the USC Croptop and the jeans shorts with the belt and you're like USC Croptop is the is the bad guy. Yes, yes, that's right. That's right. Who bets against Ricky's baseball game is that of like a double-A baseball team hounding. Like, there's nobody there.

Starting point is 00:24:07 We can see that. I feel like there's the sounds of balls being hit when no one's swinging a bat. Like, they just straight up piped in a game. If they had had Google, they would have googled baseball sounds and just played them all. Oh my God. But like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, th. the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound, the sounds. I the sounds. I the sounds. I the sounds. I the sounds. I the sound, the sound. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. It's. I'm. I'm. I'm. It's. It's. I's. It's. It's. It's. I's. It's. It's. I'm. I'm. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like the, the, the, the, the amazing thing about this movie is, unlike the last movie where there was like equal gendered nudity. Sure. There was like as many naked women as naked men. Tits and butts, yeah.

Starting point is 00:24:37 Yeah, this one is, uh, scantily clad men and like normally dressed women. Like none of the women are wearing crop tops. Yeah, I mean there's Judy and a bikini and that's literally it. Yeah, yeah. I think even Judy's in a one piece when we see her. I don't even think it's a bikin' a one piece. Because I love that one piece. I loved everyone's fashion.

Starting point is 00:24:58 I wanted literally every tee shirt. Like like their their their their th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I wanted thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. theaa. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the kid wearing a shirt that just says jogging shirt. I was like I want it. And there's so much of this movie that made it into the common vernacular of my childhood. Oh. Where someone yells eat shit and die Ricky and Ricky's responses eat shit and live Bill. It's so good. It's so much worse and Ricky is such a foul-mouth little shit and I love every second of it. Have you seen like the meatballs movies? One of them, the first one I think. Yeah. The one with Bill Murray where he's dancing with a woman and she says are you happy to see me or is that a back of rollades in your pocket? Oh my god. Which is the very funny you've got a a small dick joke? I'm a the the th. You the th. You th. You the th. You th. You th. You th. You the th. You've th. You've th. You've the the th. You've th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. thi. thin, th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. breezed right by me, yeah. Is the first one the one with Paul Rubin's in it,

Starting point is 00:25:46 where he's the bus driver? Or is that the second one with the ailing? I think I saw when I was like eight, man. Okay, all right. Because there's the one there where he says, he gives the middle finger to somebody and then does the middle finger like thapap you, this is for the horse you wrote it on. Oh, nice. Those movies are just burnt into my brain.

Starting point is 00:26:09 Yeah, I'm not familiar. But yeah, so there's this baseball scene, take, they play an entire game. I love it. Played an entire game of baseball. Ricky's a real key Brian Hayes. He's got a lot of good footwork in the out out out You thought the exact same thing. Did you? The one kid, Mozart, who keeps getting all the pranks played on him,

Starting point is 00:26:28 is playing a handheld computer game and still manages to catch the home run. It's fantastic. You don't catch a home run. He did. Okay. I love this Cobra shirt that the one kid is wearing and his friend, and it's either his friend Ricky is wearing a blue oyster cult shirt that I also just really want. That's the friend of Ricky yes. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:48 Love it. That blue oyster cult shirt with like the super wide like almost to a shoulder's neck on it. Yes, I want it so badly. With just the Grim Reaper with like against a sunrise. If anyone can find me this shirt I will lose my fucking tip. th. that's like one of three Blue Oyster Cult shirts in this movie. There's so much Blue Oyster Coults. I mean it was the time, huh? Yeah, yeah, great band. Yeah. So, the Blue Oyster Cult guy and some other Hodad are abusing Angela, like, to ask her to go skinny dipping with them.

Starting point is 00:27:25 Right. Like how are they so much older than her and still just being permitted to cavort with her? Is this what sleepaway camp is? You can have like 12 year olds and 17 year olds just like together and activities and stuff? They usually refer to sleep away camp as pervert's delight? Ooh, did you, what are you talking about? That's the vibe of these things. I think about sending my kid to camp because it's something I always wanted to do. And, yeah. Well, now I can't. Because you call it pervert's delight and that will be in my head as I wave to her from the car window.

Starting point is 00:27:54 Because you're still sending her. Mama needs a week off. Fine, I won't then. Thanks for ruining my summer. In 1983, that's what I'm talking about. In this movie specifically, it was just like a pervert festival. I know. But I think that's part of like the salaciousness of it, is that like, oh, your teens are going to these camps and anything can happen.

Starting point is 00:28:18 I guess so, yeah. And also, I think at a certain, for like, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, the the the tea, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, for like teens and stuff going to these camps, it was just a make-out fist. Sure. But making out amongst your peer group, not making out with a 10-year-old. No, no, no, I wouldn't think. No. Well, I mean, Angela can't be more than 12-12. What? It's eight years later. She was maybe four or five. Okay, so maybe she's 13. Yeah, that's I thought I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I. That, is there a big difference between 12 and 13 for you? Yeah. It's the teen, huh? Yeah. Let me tell you some about 12 and 13 year olds, both babies. Yeah, for sure. I'm not like saying one's legit. No, I know you're not defending school you're going to junior high it's a different vibe I wasn't 13 until high school. Sorry Brainiac. Listen I never got held back much. That's much I should have. So Rick rescues Angela from the sex pests that are bothering her.

Starting point is 00:29:20 Uh, who are just basically making fun of her for being quiet. He's a nice cousin. He's a really nice. Everyone wants a cousin who's going to throw down. I got my cousin Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean he wouldn't get in a fight for me. He would absolutely let me take a punch but I had a third cousin that I went to high school with,

Starting point is 00:29:45 and she offered to beat up somebody for me one day, and I was like, nope, but I appreciate you. Could she have taken them, you think? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I wouldn't mess with her. Angela is just like shell-shocked hanging out. Just staring straight ahead. No reaction. And to a young Felicia Rose's credit, she does a fantastic job of like getting the direction of like,

Starting point is 00:30:07 please do not react to anything going on around you. Nailed it. I would giggle the whole time. Yeah, exactly. She does fantastic job. So Paul comes over and he talks to her and he's making his move. Making his move. Making his move.

Starting point is 00:30:18 Making his move. She's a little cutie-pattooty. She is a cutie-pattuity. And he's a little cutie-pattooty. He is a cutie-pattuity. And he comes over and he makes their move and he's like, hey do you want to blah-bub-bubah? And she's doesn't say anything and then he's like well I'll talk to you later. and I have been best friends for three years, but she's been living with him as his cousin for eight years, has he never mentioned Paul? Because they be best friends at camp. But he doesn't come home and say, she was not like how was camp?

Starting point is 00:30:55 And he's like, am I hung up my friend Paul? I'm sure he comes home and she goes, I'm living to hell hell hell, I'm th. hell. Yeah. Why didn't she get to go to camp? I don't know. I don't know. This was her first time. The score in this point where Paul is walking away and Judy is angry. Yeah. It's like wistful and hopeful and that it kicks in to be something very dark and the score is so silly. It almost feels like it's scoring like a pirate movie. But Judy and the one one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one, but it's at the same time it's this movie.

Starting point is 00:31:25 Absolutely. But Judy and the one counselor are just super annoyed that Angela doesn't involve herself and anything? The counselor is also definitely younger than Judy, and it's very confusing. Yeah, Judy drove her there. The counselor is Meg. Yeah, who is having an affair with Mel and into it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:49 What? She's DTM. Down to Mel. There's all of these thighs around her, and she's like, I'm going after the thighs around and she's like, I'm going after the guy who always has a cigar in his mouth. Yeah, the guy who looks like too much skin on his whole body. I mean, he died like not long after this movie. Yeah, I bet. He doesn't look well in this movie. He looks ill for sure.

Starting point is 00:32:10 He's not sick, he's ill. So the boys go skinny dipping. These are grown-ass man asses. Like, these are grown-ass man's asses. I know what grown-ass man's ass looks like. These are that have had manufacturing jobs. These. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, these are the ass. I know what a grown-ass man's ass looks like. These are asses that have had manufacturing jobs. These are asses that Springsteen would write a song about. Yes.

Starting point is 00:32:34 There you have it. These asses were a nom prior to being in this movie. But yes, they go skinny dipping alone because the girls are like, yeah, I'm not doing that. Yeah, fuck these guys. And I'm like, you know what? Team girls, big fan of these girls. And also Leslie, do not trust a boy named Kenny who has a mullet. What are you doing?

Starting point is 00:32:54 What are you doing? Mullets are very fashionable right now. They're back. Fnie. Fuck a Kenny. Kenny is a bastard. Kenny's? Dugs? Who else you got problems with? Men's. Kenny and Leslie are out in a canoe. Yeah. And he is doing like a water snake bit and overturns the canoe.

Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah. I expected the water snake to be his penis, by the way. I thought his penis was going to come out. Tastefully restrained. For 1983, extremely. And he just tips her into the water and it's like are you in third grade? You're pulling your ponytail to let her know you like her? Like this is ridiculous. Doots or idiots. And what happens to him? He gets drowned as he sort of lightly waves. How did as we will find out later Angela get out there so quick to drown him? I mean it doesn't make a lick of sense because everybody else is seeing all the other girls are standing on the dock. They would have seen her over to the water. They would have seen her. Yeah. She like comes up in the canoe so he went and he goes, what are you doing here? Yeah so we're getting the killer POV? He's he's under the the the the to to to to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the to. the the the the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I........................... the... the. the. I. the. I. I. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. I. th. the. t. t. t. t. te. the. the. the. the. the. the.'re getting the killer POV. He's under the canoe just fucking around

Starting point is 00:34:06 and then a head pops up in front of him. It's us as the killer. Yeah, what are you doing here? And just pushes him under water. He doesn't. Yeah, never been dunked, Kenny? And then drags him back, and he's back, the on the shoreline. Angela's strong. And all of his friends are like, ah, Kenny me back later. I feel like these 30-something men

Starting point is 00:34:27 should know more about water safety. Katie, they're 17-year-old boys and you know it. Uh-huh. These, oh, then the next morning, like all the furniture's everywhere, because I think the tide came in at the lake. These peckerheads suck! A peckerhead is so good! Oh man. So they find Kenny's body. Yeah, yeah, he did.

Starting point is 00:34:51 And the water snake comes out of his mouth, which I thought was a nice touch. Snack coming out of Kenny's mouth looks great. I hate water snakes. Yeah, what kind of snake you like? I saw a baby snake on the trail recently and I didn't step on it on purpose. Every summer there are at least two snakes that die in front of my house on the road. I have definitely seen dead snakes in front of your house. What are you guys doing?

Starting point is 00:35:14 We live in a city. I assume that it was like this asphalt is so fucking warm. It's a delight. Oh no. Everybody speeds on this road. So we learned that Judy has it in. Wait, no. Oh, sorry. First we need to talk about the cop who is talking about Kenny's death, where Mel is like, he's like, the cop is like, well, I'm no, I don't really know much about it,

Starting point is 00:35:42 but he might have drowned and you might have been in foul have been in foul play and Mel's like I think he drowned and he's like that's a logical explanation though again I'm no expert on the matter like who wrote this dialogue what is this meant to prove. I love that you think that somebody wrote this dialogue. That could be a logical explanation though again I'm no expert on this matter. I would need to reiterate here as a police officer I have no formal training on what is it, what is it murder. You are an expert. Rob, can I see your hair section? No, you were actually the expert in the situation? Oh yeah, let's do it again. As you know I have no idea what's going on right now. Cut. Also I want that shirt that just says Judy also.

Starting point is 00:36:25 Go on. What were you going to say about Judy? There are so many kids in this movie, like, I know a character's name Jeff, because he has on a shirt that says Jeff. I want that Jeff shirt. I was gonna say that Judy has it in for Angela. She's like determined,

Starting point is 00:36:38 hell. It's the same agen, and that and that and that and that and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. Angela now, she hates her. Is it because Ricky is her ex? Or because she feels bad about molesting Ricky, because he's 14 and she's 28? She's the same age as Ricky. She just recently got bosoms. And when she's making it with Paul, I got really upset. I was like, get away from that little boy. Get away from that little boy. It looks like Paul is enjoying therified of what's going on right now. Yes. Because Paul is putting the pressure on Angela a little bit,

Starting point is 00:37:06 and the score is really pushing it. Yeah. Yeah, he kisses her. And like when he does, the music goes, boom. Like, it's a sweet. And I was like, OK, is that the movie saying, like this is like a psychologically damaging thing for Angela? She doesn't want that kind of intimacy. I love how you're thinking about this.

Starting point is 00:37:27 No, I think it's the movie being like, scary. She's the killer in case you hadn't figured it out yet. But you totally have figured it out yet. Maybe. Oh, really? Well, I saw this movie a long time ago. And also, the edit that I watched this time had like a flub in it that made it seem like Ricky's the killer. Well yeah there's like a red

Starting point is 00:37:50 herring to make it seem like Ricky's the killer. No I think what happened in that scene because I read about this I was like this is not the movie I watched before in the VHS version. It's so dark when he's in the doorway of Judy's bedroom. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's th. It's th. It's so the th. It's so the th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. to be so to be so to be so to be so to be so to be so to to the. to to to to to the. to to to to to be. to be to be to be to be so's bedroom, that it was just him standing in as a body for this scene, but it's so bright in the digital version that you can see that it's his face, but it was never intended to be his face. Okay, I could, huh? I took that as like,

Starting point is 00:38:18 that's what she was seeing. Hmm, interesting. She was processing it as being Ricky, even though it was Angela, thia, thia, tha, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, as being Ricky, even though it was Angela, and like, that she was getting like, they're like sort of like, I don't know, like latent masculinity in Angela was coming through or something. I'm like, again, I'm reading too much into this. Really, it was just that they needed him to put on a wig and be the body double. And they never thought anyone would be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, I do remember this movie being super dark and when like that reveal habits at the end you're like, what is that? Yes. And in this you're like, oh that's what that is. Yes. Yeah. Because when I was watching this and Rob had never seen it before and they was very clearly Ricky in the doorway. I was like, he's going to think Ricky. He's th. Yeah. He's going th. Yeah. He's going th. Yeah. He's th. Yeah. He's th. Yeah. He's th. Yeah. He's th. Yeah. He's th. He's th. Yeah. He's going th. He's going th. Yeah. He's going th. He's th. He's th. He's thi's going. Yeah. He's going thi. He's th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's th. Yeah. He's th. He's th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the the the the the the the th. He's the the the the the the the th. He's the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. He's th killer. Ricky's not the killer. Yeah. Anyway. Oh man.

Starting point is 00:39:05 But, and Judy keeps rebuffing Ricky. Yeah. I want nothing to do with you, but I'm going to try and bang your curly-headed friend. And by bang I mean smooch. Yeah, or smang. Or smang. They do more pranks on Mozart. They do the old shaving cream in his hand and make his nose it.

Starting point is 00:39:25 Wherein someone is, one of the kids is wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers T-shirt. Of course, yeah, I'd like you to do three, come on. Hell yeah. Iron curtain, iron curtain. Iron curtain. That's something else. Well, the iron curtain was the iron curtain. .

Starting point is 00:39:35 It's true. Nowroskies don't have no Super Bowl rings, does they? Where's your Jack Lambert? Someone's wearing an Asia baseball shirt, which I almost died over. And then Mozart... Can you imagine a teen today being a huge Asia fan? Dude, yes, just to be subversive, I would think? You know what I love? I love a Prog Rock. You know what? I would want the shirt, but I really can't get behind Prog Rock. Where you come down a rush? I like Rush. Okay but I think that's enough. Sure that's as far as you need to go. Those songs are four minutes. They're not 12. Well some of them are 40 minutes. Some of them are 40 minutes but I don't listen

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Starting point is 00:40:39 A little stabbing them. And then Quido Quido-I the the the th Guido McFurchest comes running in. His name is Gino, just like one of my cousins. And I also just feel like Gino should have been able to get a job at his dad's dealership. Like he did not need to be a camp counselor. If Jido is not slang in pizza, the world is not just. Truly. He has the biceps of a pizza spinning human being. Seriously. But he, like, I'm a hair suit gentleman, and he is just so delightfully hairy.

Starting point is 00:41:10 I love a hairy man. Oh, it doesn't. Yeah. A lot of people, I think. I guess not. You tell me you're a hairy man. Yeah. I guess I know a lot of dudes who have like shaved.

Starting point is 00:41:19 Yeah. Judy and Megger at the lake, taunting Angela. Real shit, birds. Just screaming, like, are you going in or not? It's like, God damn it, Angela, answer me. The little bitch won't answer me. She never answers me. Seems like she's not going in the water. I think that's your answer. I, I'm extrapolating a 2023 take- tak on tak tak tak, tak, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, too, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like not going in the water. I think that's your answer. I'm extrapolating a 2023 take on this, right?

Starting point is 00:41:48 Yeah. But much like any trans person out there, decisions that they're making with their lives do not affect you in any way, shape, or form, whether or not Angela goes in the water, should not bother Meg or Judy one lick. Get your asses in the lake and be done with it. You don't need to worry about her. Go and mind your own fucking business. Room-temp your butter. Go about your day. Chill your beans.

Starting point is 00:42:14 Take your beans and fucking chill them. She makes these jokes about her not having any pubic hair. And it's like, yeah, she might not. She's 12. It doesn't always happen that early. Yeah. God, remember like when that could be a bust? Like as a child, like, oh, you didn't even have any pubs. Of course I do!

Starting point is 00:42:36 Like, imagine me saying, Katie, you didn't have any fucking pubing her, like, mind your business. Mind your fucking business. I remember a girl making another girl on the bus cry in junior high by saying something like the only hair you see in the shower is in the train. Which is a bus to give to a middle-aged man. And I remember laughing at it and then being like, I don't know, pubs. I'm nine.

Starting point is 00:43:09 Why am I laughing? Yeah, not me. I'm still wearing a murkin. Oh God, Gino. And then there's a dog pile on Paul, which is always fun. You love to see like 12-year-old boys jumping on top of each other. I guess so. And it just brings back all these nightmarish memories from being a child. They, some dudes are on the roof of one of the cabin balloon fight! Grown-ass man, get off there. You're gonna break your ankles. You're way too heavy for that roof.

Starting point is 00:43:48 Listen, let's go up on this land and roof and make it slick. Yeah, they hit Angela with a water balloon and everyone acts like she's been shot. It's summer camp though, you know, she goes down harder than Kennedy in the back of that convert. Honestly. Back into the left. And Ricky is just, he's cursing is beautiful. It's fucking poetry when he's yelling at these men. He will fucking kill every one of them. Yeah. He is fired up.

Starting point is 00:44:23 He is fired up. Yeah. When people say things like Ronnie's going to hear about this, it seems to say them. I don't doubt it. Yeah. He is fired up. He is fired up. Yeah. When people say things like Ronnie is going to hear about this, it seems to scare all the children. Like does Ronnie have a punishment tent? What is Ronnie's authority? I think Ronnie is so pure that the idea of disappointing him is more than these kids can handle. Oh, I want to watch a movie about Ronnie. Yeah. Oh Ronnie. It's. It's called Fuck Leg Day. It's called Fuck Leg Day. I'm going to the shack. Come look at my peen. So the leader of the old men on the roof. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:55 Is that Bill? Yeah. He says a line that I really enjoy which is I got to take a wicked dump first. Which really made me laugh. Hey, we're going to go play sports ball. I want to do that. I gotta take a wicked dump first. Can I ask you a question? A personal question? Do men really drop their pants all the way to their ankles as movies would have me believe? It depends.

Starting point is 00:45:15 Okay. Public bathroom? No. I'm in a home. Yes. th. Yeah, you can get a good spread. Just spreading up your poop? I wouldn't think so. You know how we love to spread. It's true.

Starting point is 00:45:28 Yeah, it's definitely more comfortable. You got more freedom of movement of your knees. I like to be constricted when I shit. Okay. You said that with such a knee jerk, like everything you say is okay all the time, which sometimes you need... Katie I gonna argue no you don't how about Katie that's gross you're weird gross everybody poops I just like I like to have to display that shit I feel like that gives you a good like I

Starting point is 00:45:59 don't know yeah but I'm in there for a good 20 minutes so I'm not worried about like tension yeah yeah well I do I don't have any kids I can sit the thi they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the th the the th th the the the the th the the the the the the th the th the the th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the te te teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee theeeeeee the the the the th 20 minutes. So I'm not worried about like the time. Yeah, yeah. Well, I do. I don't have any kids. I can sit there and do the work and then start the spelling bee. That's nice. Read a magazine. Sometimes I just have to have a conversation through the door too. No dignity. Even Bill says I can't even take a shit in piece and I was like me either.

Starting point is 00:46:27 I love the sliding of the broom handle through the bathroom doors. I love the broom handle is broken by the way as well as soon as he hits it, it snaps. It's so good. He's so strong. He's a grown man. A grown man can break a broom handle. Also he does not crawl out under the door, as would be his instinct. No, uh-uh. No, it's a fucking bathroom with 12-year-old boys in it. You cannot get near the fly.

Starting point is 00:46:51 That's a situation you don't put your pants around your ankles because it's going to be covered in 12-year-old boy piss. Yeah, but if you're going to crawl out, it's just going to be, you know what I mean? What? Because he's got these little shorty shorts on. Whatever. If you're crawling out, your belly's going to hit the floor. Not if you just are really flexible. Well, I am not. Okay, so how, well, you're not Billy, are you? You don't know that? What is happening to Billy? Why would he need to crawl out? Because Angela has cut the screen and dumped a hornet's nest on him. And apparently they were a hornet's that were filled with acid. They sure did go whole hog on him.

Starting point is 00:47:31 He is purple. He's purple and has like holes in his skin the size of dimes. It's great. It is fantastic. Yeah, all the special effects in this movie are great. There's like a severed headlater that's fucking fantastic. Yeah, even when Meg gets sliced up the back and they show her for a really long time, you're like, no, this is actually good. We see Meligan, his gold chain is so snug. So snugged.

Starting point is 00:47:56 He's just so fuckable. Oh, God. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh feels like a wet bag of tobacco. Oh no, Alan. The smell of that. Oh, the smell of that. He has to smell like an old pillow. Sorry. Oh, Mel. He's a lot to take in. And this, like, beautiful young counselor, which is gorgeous. She really is. We see him talking to, I think Ronnie, who tells him that

Starting point is 00:48:32 there are 25 kids left, which means that 25 sets of parents were like, yes, this is fine. This is where you see Ronnie's hammerhead. Yes, yes, this is where you see Ronnie's. I assume that this is also another thing that would have been hidden in a darker VHS print. Probably, but no. The 4K world of perfect penis heads. It's a great penis head. So Paul and Angela meet up. She, what is she looking for when he sneaks up on her? Because she is like, standing in the dark, arms akimbo sort of like, theatrically moving her head from the left to the right near a cabin.

Starting point is 00:49:13 She is looking like daffy duck trying to find a, or a bug's bunny. Yes. Not Roger Rabbit, the other one. But she's like looking in the movies. They're like, they're like, they're like, around now, Angela, you're gonna try and find who knows what. Just, that's how the scene opens. Her standing in the dark looking around, was she looking for someone to kill? She should have been going, what? How what? So strange.

Starting point is 00:49:38 But no, Paul sneaks up on her. Yeah. Oh my god. And he's pushing it too. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, what happens when he sneaks him on her? They start kissing, I guess? And he's pushing it too far, like don't be a dick Paul, she said no. Yeah. And then we get a flashback.

Starting point is 00:49:54 Uh-huh. Of her and her brother, their dad and his lover, one of whom did not adopt them. No. No. Because again, I think the whole and did not adopt them. No. No. Because again, I think the whole lover thing was like on the D.L. I guess I just wasn't thinking. Yeah. I was thinking with my 2023.

Starting point is 00:50:11 Yeah, you were not thinking with your 1983 brain. My 40 brain. No. Um, there, she and her brother are watching them in bed. And giggling. And giggling. And then they go back and there's this implication that they were then going back to explore their bodies. There's sort of an eerie music and all this is set in like a very dark backdrop so that only the like people are being lit. And her brother is like pointing at her almost touching her. And keeps getting closer as the camera spins around. Around a bed that they're sitting. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So. So. So. So. So. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, the. So, the, the, th. th. th. the, the, th. th. thi. thi. they. thi. they. they. thi. thi. thi. they. th. the, the, the, th. the, th. th. th. th. th. And, th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, the, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, the camera spins around. Around a bed that they're sitting on. Yes. Oh no. So it's like this, for this movie, very tasteful way of implying this.

Starting point is 00:50:51 Sure, it's upsetting. Sure, yeah, I mean it's supposed to be a traumatic memory for her. Sure, and it is, and it's being brought up by Paul. Right, right. Right. But don't worry because the next morning it's color war. It's like, Gino, you're supposed to be in charge of the children. Stop flating that flagpole because that's what he's doing for the entirety of the explanation of color war. I thought he was just pretending like he was swallowing it. No, I think he was sucking it off. Okay, I've been wrong about everything in this episode. Okay, I feel like a lot of people are going to listen to this one because it is our most requested one ever and I was hoping to come out of the gate strong and I feel like I'm

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Starting point is 00:52:03 He's a child. It's so awkward. And Ricky's wearing a tequila sunrise baseball tea, which I also desperately want. What is tequila sunrise? A drink, right? Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't know what if it's something else, but I want that. Jimmy Buffet album is. Probably. Oh, God rest of the soul. Really broke my father and loved heart. There could be only one. Sammy Hagar remains. Meanwhile, in the background, Ronnie's just doing dumbbell flies. He's doing it for the entirety of the scene.

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Starting point is 00:52:50 So you get the, like if you're still on the fence about who the murderer is, which one of them is the murderer, you'd be like, oh, well, this could be either of them. It could be either of them, yeah. And then Angela is Angela Angela the a the a Angela the a thaaaaaaaaaaaaa tha tha tha thia thia thia thia thia thia th Angela is pouting at the lake again. Yeah, and Paul's really sorry about what happened earlier. And Meg picks her up because she just loves to get mad about her both not swimming and not talking.

Starting point is 00:53:14 Yeah. And throws her in the lake while she's saying I can't swim, I can't swim. You're being paid to watch these children. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who thought it was a good idea to put teens in charge Like a cheap labor cheap labor yeah Sometimes when I'm at the public pool I look around not one of you not a one of you would save anybody here You're just too busy looking at butts. Oh my god. So Ricky pulls are out of the water and Mel comes and yells at him, she gets into trouble and you run to her rescue.

Starting point is 00:53:49 Yeah. That's his cousin. He saved her from drowning. That's a very kind thing for him to do. Mel sucks so bad. Yeah, but you know why Mel's mad? Because Meg? Because Meg? Yeah. And Angela not knowing how to swim, swims to the dock. Oh man, somebody calls somebody else a peckerhead and I just have a note that says peckerhead

Starting point is 00:54:09 is such a good bust. Peckerhead right there. Yeah. So there's very few kids left at the camp. And for some reason Eddie, one of the counselors, has to take his kids who are five, six, camping on the lake. Imagine be like, no. After all these deaths, I'm going to leave to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, camping on the lake. Imagine be like, no, after all these deaths, I'm going to leave my five-year-old there. No, babies.

Starting point is 00:54:32 No, no, babies. No, babies. Oh, no, babies. Damn. It was literally like it could have been on a different fucking planet at this point in time. Really, it feels like another country that I just don't understand that's customs. Oh, it's so wild. So, Meg has to shower before she fucks Mel.

Starting point is 00:54:54 She's going to Mel's house for dinner. Yeah. Ew. Yeah. And like later he asks her peers, like, where's Meg? I was supposed to meet up with her they're like oh not surprised by the fact that they might be fucking yeah what that is surprising what do you think he was gonna feed her like a can of sardines frozen chicken nuggets not all the way thawed no frozen fish sticks it's 1983 yeah yeah Mrs. Gordon's fishermen trust him yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he makes his own

Starting point is 00:55:26 tart sauce which he's very proud of. Maynase and pickles, right? Just banish and relish from Mel's you shouldn't be that proud. Yeah, but I throw a little deal in it. Fresh dill. I love dill and everything. Oh, Nell's never seen a fresh vegetable in his life. No, that man has scurvy. So Meg goes to shower next door because there.. their their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. I's tta. tta. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. Yeah. I's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahthat man has scurvy. So Meg goes to shower next door because there's a line of girls that she says, I don't suppose you're going to let me jump ahead and they all turn around like, no Meg, you're actually a piece of shit and none of us like you. You're a bitch, which they say with their faces how dare you ask us to reply to you? And then she goes and takes a shower and my note is, there is a real lack of titties in

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Starting point is 00:56:40 Oh! Oh my god, her whole spine. Yeah. Cut to... Don't forget the killer. Light Lake rinses the blade off. That's not how blood works. But also why would you? Why bother?

Starting point is 00:56:54 You've got shit to do. We cut to the people camping out. Yeah. One kid is complaining about being cold. Yeah. No. And he's like, I'm going back to the blivety blab and he's like, I don't literally don't give a shit about you. Imagine leaving sleeping children in the woods. Imagine that. It makes me want to throw up. Mel just barges into the girls' cabins.

Starting point is 00:57:25 I don't think he should be permitted to do that. What is he fucking Donald Trump? Seriously, he just like kicks open the door and Judy's like, hi. She has tucked away her lover under her bunk. Right. And I feel she's too old for him too even though he's 31. She's reading AARP while she's making it with a snap. And so she says, the last time I saw Meg, she was going next door to take a shower.

Starting point is 00:57:49 Okay, so Mel goes next door to find her and she chooses that exact moment to fall out of the shower. Well, he then monologues over her body. He's doing this to me! My Meg! Now you'll never get fucked, Mel, because truly that was your last chance. You would soon pass away. Oh my god, why does he think this child is killing these people? For him, for a, as a punishment to him.

Starting point is 00:58:19 Yeah, yeah, so we're gonna make it all about you, Mel. Yeah. Judy is curling her 12 feet of fucking Rapunzel hair. Before bed, which seems like a waste of time. Yeah. My father used to always make me comb my hair before I went to bed. Yeah. Because he would say you never knew

Starting point is 00:58:34 you're gonna meet in your dreams, which I actually like. That's cute. Yeah, but like, why don't need to comb my hair. So she's doing the curling iron and then like the killer comes in and puts a pillow over her face and then we see the curling iron in shadow and it goes down and I'm like is the implication? It is really. Yes I think the implications of what you think it is because of the way it moves and when she starts screaming. That's a rough way to go though. You know what? She was a bitch. I'm not saying she had a coming.

Starting point is 00:59:08 I'm not saying she had a commin. I'm just saying she was a real bitch. That's rough though. I don't even think that would kill you for, you know. Maybe the suffocating killed her, I don't know. The shock maybe? Yeah, and also she opened the curling iron. Like a speculum. But on the outside till it would have had to go a pap smear. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. We see the children have been murdered. Why did those children have to die? Wait, that's what I was like, why are there coyotes out here? What has happened here? I don't. The clothes are ripped shreds? All I can think of is that kids were throw th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho thrown thrown tho tho thrown the kids tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. think of is that kids were throwing sand at her on the beach. But like, those are little

Starting point is 00:59:51 babies. Yeah, but... Brutal. And the killer just puts Judy's body, pulls the bed away from the wall, dumps her body, and then roofs the bed back. And I'm like, okay. I did love that. Fuck it. Yeah. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I mean, I mean, I mean, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. the. the. thi, th. bed away from the wall, dumps her body, and then roofs the bed back. And I'm like, okay, I did love that. Fuck it. Yeah, I mean, at this point, I guess the children have already been murdered by the time Judy gets murdered, right? Yeah. Maybe it is both of them. I think there is like a fan theory that it is both of them, because then we see the to get snacks because he's hungry now and he missed meal time.

Starting point is 01:00:25 Right, he had not been at the social because his stomach was hurting him, yeah. Yes, or was he murdering? I don't know. And then Mel finds Ricky, who's eaten his snacks and beats him like a chimpanzee? I feel like Ricky could take that decrepit old man, so he must have some real crazy strength. Just got weird old man strength. Honestly, just weird lifelong smoker strength. I don't think that's real. Oh yeah, the emphysema push?

Starting point is 01:00:56 When a man with emphasima gets on top of you, there's no throwing him off. But he's literally just like, he like puts his arms out to the side and just start swinging them down on this child. Yeah. Pete's him to an inch of his fucking life. Yeah, when we see Ricky next, he's in really bad shape. He's fucked the fuck up. I hope to the thu and Martha sues. Should I sue?

Starting point is 01:01:16 That doesn't seem like a good idea. Oh, but he did like to make my eyes really big and to cock my head at Alan when I do it. I was scared. So Mel get shot through the throat with an arrow. Yes he walks onto the archery course and says it can't be you, it can't be, it can't be. But doesn't the arrow go through the wrong way? I feel like the arrow head came out from the front. through his throat from from from from from from from from from from from the back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the back. the back. Yeah. It the back. It's th. Yeah. It's the back. It's the back. It's the back. It's the back. It's the th. It's th. It's the the the th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. I. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahthroat from the back. Yeah. Oh man. So Angela goes to Paul and she's like, hey, would you like to go to the skinny dippings? And he's like, I would love to go to the skinny dippings and I don't see anything suspicious about this at all because teenage boys.

Starting point is 01:01:57 So the cop shows up looking for the murderer. His mustache is such a bad match. Why? Because th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th because we th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thi thi. Yeah. Yeah. the thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thea. thea. the. thea. the. the. the. the looking for the murderer. His mustache is such a bad match. Like, because we wouldn't have believed him as a cop otherwise, despite the uniform and the car with the lights and the billy club and all that. You were 100% correct that it's just, like, it's like they took spirit gum and somebody else's hair and just glued it to his lip because it's like so straight and smooth. Like her cule porose mustache thuuoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoose. It the mustache. It th. It's their mustache. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to thus. th. th. th. to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the cop. So. So. the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi. the thus. the the the thus. the the thus. the the thooooooooooooooo. the. the. th. th. lip because it's perfect. It's like so straight and smooth like no much like Hercule Poros mustache is not that well-kept. No, and I just feel like they cast this guy as a cop and they're like but... He looks too

Starting point is 01:02:35 young with all these 40-year-olds. And again maybe in a VHS copy of this it didn't look so bad but I'm gonna say probably a did. It's also like one of the the must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must. It is is is is is is is a the mustache is a th. It is a th. It is a th. It is a to of the mustaches is cocked to the side. Like they're not perfect. It is a skew. Oh my God. So Ronnie and Susie, I think one of the counselors who's been kind to Angela, they are looking for them because the children have been fucking murdered. And they hear singing.

Starting point is 01:03:08 Just as the singing starts, the flashlight stops working. So we see the back of Angela. And then we get a flashback. And what's in the flashback, Katie? To the mom adopting her? Dr. Martha mom. And it's set the same way in this like very dark backdrop with the characters extremely lit yeah yeah it looks like an extremely fake looking set Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on like a stairwell or Pee's on a stairwell. Yes all wrapped up in bandages. Yeah, she's talking about how she's always wanted a little girl. Uh-huh, uh-huh, and we realize what has happened

Starting point is 01:03:44 I'm giving you your sister's name. You're going to be Angela now. Did Ricky know? He must have. Because, like, he knew those children. They were his cousins. Yeah, it depends on what Martha did before bringing Pete now Angela into the house. I don't know. Because there seemed to be some time when Angela and

Starting point is 01:04:16 Ricky weren't together. I guess. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I don't know. It's wild. It's just a hard pill to swallow. Sure, sure. And then Angela stands up on the beach and Paul's head falls on the ground because she has decapitated him. Yes, you can see his like teenage butt, it's like he's a little boy, put this shit away. I can't look at teenage boy butts. You would have made a terrible rock star in the 70s. It's true. You can see her breath which I think is a very nice touch while she's like just describe her face actually. Her face is like a snake's jaw has been unhanged. Yes. And then her face is obviously photoimposed on someone else's body. I thought it was a mask.

Starting point is 01:05:06 I thought they made a mask. It might be a mask. And there's just like two fake eyes moving behind it. Maybe. Yeah, that would make sense. Yeah. Why it looks so strange. And then, so unnerving.

Starting point is 01:05:17 As we pan down, we see that Angela is naked. And Angela has a penis, which causes Ronnie to say, or is it Gino, one of the two, it's Ronnie. It's Ronnie. She's a boy. Yeah. It's like, well no, Ronnie, that's not actually how it works. Ronnie's shocked as we all were when we saw this movie for the first time, it's like, and then it like goes to like stark high contrast green and white and the credits......... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. th. th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi's thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's, th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's like, thi. It's like, thi. thin, th. th. th. thi. It's like, thi. It's like goes to like stark high contrast green and white and

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Starting point is 01:05:57 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I know there's a lot of talk about this movie being transphobic, but I guess I just read it the opposite way. That like when you're forced into something that isn't who you are, you might snap. Yeah. It's not good for you anyway. It's really bad for you. And if you do like a quick internet search, there are some trans folks that have written articles about how they actually find this movie kind of empowering. Oh good. And find it so like... I guess I should defer to them instead of saying what I I think what you're saying is true. th. Oh. th. th. the th. th. Oh their th. th. Oh their th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. It is th. It is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thee. theee. thee. the. the. the. the. the. th as a cis white woman. No, not at all, because I think what you're saying is true. Like I think there is a lot of like, this is a movie about not being shitty to other people. It sure is. And like, getting what's coming to you when you do.

Starting point is 01:06:36 Exactly. And it's that like come up and is that all these harm movies were like even like Jason is getting revenge Right because they let him die. Yeah because they let him die So maybe I should not send my kid to camp Definitely not the 80s if you could avoid doing I'm gonna do my best and so like? Yeah. Is this movie problematic? For sure. Is it? thi. thi. the thi. thi. the thighs? It. the thighs? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the the the thi. the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the th. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the thi.? For sure. One hundo. Is it worth it for the insane crop tops? And the thighs. And the side pipes. And the front pipes. And every good t-shirt. And it's sort of a delight roller coaster to watch until that final scene where you're like, ah! It's almost like the Sentinel. That movie with Chris Haran that we were like super on board and the these are crazy demons. Oh and these are these are these are these are these are the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the insane thi thi thi thops. And thins the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane the insane their their their their their their thops th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeins theeeeeeeeeins thops theeeins thi thi thi thana that we were like super on board and then like these are crazy demons. Oh and these are people with physical abnormalities and we're

Starting point is 01:07:30 just going to treat them like they're also awful? Yeah. I remember liking the movie until that point. Yeah. And then you're like, oh no. No, this movie. So but I think also like, I think it's a good conversation starter. I think it's a quite like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the movie like like like the movie like the movie like the movie. the movie like, the movie like, the movie like, the movie like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie, the the movie, the movie, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I think it's a good conversation starter? I think it's a, like, I feel like the movie is being like, no wonder Angela did this. Look what's happened to Angela. Sure, yeah. And yet, and I don't think it's like, to your point, I don't think it's demonizing trans people as much as it's like demonizing people who are

Starting point is 01:08:01 shitty to people. Yeah, right, just because Angela is the bad, Angela's the killer, but she's not the bad guy. Right. Although she did kill those fucking babies, and I don't think she should have done that. Those kids probably did something. I think they might have thrown to sand at her. Yeah, fuck those.

Starting point is 01:08:14 Fee, Alan. Give me a rating on Sleepaway Camp. It's Ronnie's well-crafted penis head. Well-crafted! Lord, you set the mold on Tommy's crank. Or Ronnie's crank? And you? And you?

Starting point is 01:08:45 You cannot give this a numeric rating. It does not deserve it. I think it's interesting that this movie was like kind of, I feel like it was kind of unfairly maligned as just being a Friday the 13th knockoff. And in some ways, I mean it's a slasher set at a summer camp where there are sort of sexual overtones. Yeah. But I feel like these horror movies, like hard movies at this time were like pop punk bands,

Starting point is 01:09:12 like one comes out and then 53 come out to sound just like it. And they're all jumping in unison. Yeah, and they doing that though? They sure did though. Yeah, but what are you tell you? You were from Sandy, fucking Eggho. Yeah, you have no accent whatsoever. No.

Starting point is 01:09:34 Oy, might. Um, what am I going to rate this movie? Um, because you can't not give it a rating? That just won't do? I'm going to give it five Dr. Martha's. I love that. She is exquisite. Insanely exquisite. I love that she does not blink.

Starting point is 01:09:56 Why would she? Who has the time? That beret is moistening her eyes enough or? Oh man, were we just talking about berets? And I said nobody looks good in a beret. Taking it back. Again, I was wrong. The episode in which Katie is wrong. Haunt, huh? It's fine. I'm just wrong more than usual. You're not wrong. Being wrong is a crime, I'm serving forever. Katie. Alan. Message from Patron Patron are you ready hit me with it Dear Callan

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Starting point is 01:11:09 Great. Cigarettes can't take him out. No. If it's black, fight back, if it's brown, lay down, if it's white, say goodnight. Oh, fuck. If I see a polar bear, I will, I've already fucked up so badly. Yeah. The idea here is that black bears will retreat from a fight. Brown bears will abandon a downed opponent and white bears. Brown bears, I just want to knock your ass to the ground. I just want to break your back and make you humble like the iron sheik.

Starting point is 01:11:35 Just want to win. And white bears will fuck you up regardless of what you do. They're usually the biggest doche-brose of all bears, but we have fucked their whole environment, who am I to judge? Their aggression is probably justified. Yeah, seems warranted. Anyway. I want to be real clear on something.

Starting point is 01:11:54 One, I fucking love that. I love a demonic device for things. Two, I have this very serious fear right now that I'm going to run into a to to to to yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down, I don't know what to do! Because it's a little too close to that for my liking. Hope you never need to test any of this advice in real life because I love you both and adore your podcast. Thank you so much. Hope all as well. California. Thank you Tommy from San Rafael, California. He's got bears out there. Oh yeah. What kind of bears they got? They got brown bears. Their flag is a bear. Yeah I thought they chased them all out. With their forest fires and their bad attitudes and they're smog. No, I've never been to much to much of California.

Starting point is 01:12:39 I don't know much about California. I only been to a couple places in California. Thank you so much for that useful pneumatic device that probably we have both already forgotten. If it's Black Fight Back, if it's brown flush it down. If it's white. Sailor's Delight. Brandy, you're a fine girl. Don't bring April Wine into this. Is that April Wine Glass? Oh shit. The finest song ever written as far

Starting point is 01:13:06 as I'm concerned. What? I adore that song. So wait, you're gonna put that above no diggity by Black Street? Can't I have both? Well, you said the finest song I've written. Well, it's not the greatest love song ever written. No, that's back that out. What about, uh, what about? Oh, God, it's an hour and 14 in 14. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. to. to. th. the the th. the the the thi. the th. the th. thi. th. th. th. th. 14 minutes into this. Oh my God, am I ever gonna go home today? It's 10 o'clock! You live here now. Katie, what are we doing next week? It's our last week of party month. Yeah. It's the last week of spooky season.

Starting point is 01:13:32 Yeah. We are doing Halloween six, curse of Michael Myers. Curse of Michael Myers. I am stoked. I was gonna do a spoiler. I won't spoil anything for you. Okay, don't spoil it. No, I haven't.

Starting point is 01:13:56 Well, I might have, but I don't recall. Solid in theater. What year is this from? Who knows? 90s, some point. Yeah. 96, 97 maybe I want th, and th, and th and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And thi. And thi. thi. thi. And thi, thi, thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. tho, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Ha. H? 90s some point. Yeah. 96, 97 maybe I want to say. And then they brought out H2O is Buster Rimes and then resurrection is... No! So H2O is L.O. O. O. Cool J. Big, big, what are you doing? And then Tyra Banks and Buster

Starting point is 01:14:39 Rimes are Resurrection. Yes, thank you. I'm sorry, you were correct. They're shooting a reality show or something. Oh my god, fantastic. If you missed us last week on the God-awful movies podcast, head over there and listen to it, we talked about the new Exorcist movie, which I haven't seen yet as of the time of this recording but it's probably terrible. I have heard one one, host of the Never Not Funny podcast. He really enjoyed it. Okay, all right. He said it gave him everything he expected from it. Oh boy.

Starting point is 01:15:09 Which is like, it's like a, you did fine review. Yeah, I hope it's bad enough that we can be funny. Oh yeah, come on, we're always funny? Are we? Yeah. Yeah. So for that one episode or all we did was recount solanine deadly night and I'm so sorry I did that. Oh no it's okay. That was like episode nine or something. So come back next week go to GAM. Patreon on a comeback, social world ambulance, tea public, who cares? Watch some horror

Starting point is 01:15:37 movies at spooky season. Eat some candy corn. A friend of mine made us a advent calendar that has drawers. I saw it on my way up here. Someone made that? Yeah, yeah, they made it. Yeah, they made it. Yeah, you made that. Alexus made that. Alexis made that.

Starting point is 01:15:55 You assembled it and then fill it with candy. Oh, Alexis. It's so good. It's lovely. All right. I got to another episode of WhereWiwulf Ambulance. I thought you're gonna clap us out too. Did it, bye. The maniacs are dead pools, civeties I exeating at the pool. No way to do in Finland's to fulfill reviews.

Starting point is 01:16:34 Get the glass and leather face, can live in space, A few inside times I ask you a case, please make I continue to pray. E&T. A road and comedy reviews hungry, Brian, from Wayne's and Stephen King. E&T. We live deliciously, bad tree, so bea's gracely gone to the end. A pair of novel activities from Mr. Rogers City.

Starting point is 01:17:09 END, EFT. END.

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 450- Sleepaway Camp (1983)

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