Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 451- Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EMTs! In this week's episode, we finally ascend to the pinnacle of spooky season-- and what better way to celebrate than digging into the 6th film in the endless franchise, "Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers," from a time when horror was notoriously excellent: the mid-1990s. Special topics for your consideration include: Paul Stephen Rudd (America's boyfriend), Mama's Family, utterly forgettable leads, a posthumous dedication to a horror legend, an attempt to draw a "Halloween" family tree and SO MUCH baby stress.  1995 was a funny year. You can hear us talk about it in Episode Episode 214- "Congo," Episode 257- "Se7en," and Episode 272-  "Village of the Damned." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episodes! This month, our patrons decided that we should have to watch the 1996 trash fire "Space Jam" and I am FURIOUS.   leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

It's the most wonderful time of the year. It's the most wonderful time of the year. It's Monday, October 30th. Yeah. Tomorrow's Halloween. Fucking A. It's the most wonderful time of the year. It's Monday.

It's Monday. Yeah. Tomorrow's Halloween. Fucking A. We're so happy. We're just celebrated our nine-year anniversary of doing this podcast with y'all. We sure did, and the way we celebrated was by recording an episode about the 1996 film space jam for our Patrions.

I'm still angry. So if you want to hear her raged fuel nonsense fest, go listen to that. I'm still worked up. But that's not what we're talking about today. No, today we're... Today it's spooky season. Put your spooky season. It's a spooky season.

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I don't love that movie, but... The stealing part of Stonehenge is more sense in this fucking movie. How do they get it to California? Okay. It's a long trip. So a baby is born. The baby is born and Paul Stephen Rudd is doing a recap for us. Oh my good lord. Yeah. This sweet little baby Paul Rudd voice. It's sweet little baby Paul Rudd voice.

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So there's a nurse who's helping Jamie to rescue her and the baby. I guess she just wasn't a cult member, was she just some nurse that they picked up off the street? Yeah. You got it. And then she is punished by Michael Myers. Sure, because she busts loose out the rain and then Michael Myers is chasing. Oh, the nurse gets punished by Uncle Myers. Yes, yes, he picks her up and puts her into the head height wall spike and watches her dangle. That was obviously a spike for your jacket that you just puncture hole in your jacket every time you hang it on the wall. There's a lot of weird shit like that in this movie. Like at one point we're in the Strode's house and there's a full dish rack, a drying rack

of dishes and all the knives are pointed with the point up. Yeah, how do you put your knives in your... What? And I was like, someone's going to that. No, it doesn't even pay off. It's just there to make you be like, uh, uh... I hate this because he spikes her on the wall and then does the German Shepherd head tilt. You got it. I just did it to Alan.

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Strode Realty. Yeah. sold this. Okay, I need a bit of a family tree. Okay, because I was confused as fuck, but I can work you through this. So this family, yes, the dad is the brother of Lori's father. Lori's adoptive father. Correct. Because she was adopted, she was born Lori Myers. I hate that, so no. Yeah, right. Like when you back into it, you're like, uh, it's so dumb. Yeah. So here's the thing. two. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. the. the. the. too. toda. toda. today. the. the. the. th. the. th. th., you're like, ugh. It's so dumb. Yeah. So here's the thing. Yeah. Two things, two quick things. Go.

Yesterday? Oh, no, no, no. So Sunday, I'm decorating for Halloween, which you're sitting in the beautiful Halloween, of decorations on the perfect weather. It's so lovely. It's so cloudy. And just like the lights are just perfectly orange and delightful. So I'm decorating and I've got my little, my Bluetooth speaker and I'm playing my Halloween playlist.

And I'm like inside doing something that's frustrating me. And I like kick the door open to walk outside. And as I do, the Halloween theme kicks on, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and as I, and as I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Halloween theme kicks on, and I just start giggling. Because I'm like, I fucking love all the shit so fucking much. Yeah. And then I re-watch the original Halloween. Yeah. And I was like, it's perfect. There's nothing wrong with it. Nothing.

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the Rob zombie Halloween because they're like, well what if you came from a shitty family where his mom just screeched at him constantly? So that's your wife. Sir, show your wife, Sherry Moon Zambi a little bit of respect, but also she's very very very very very very very very very very s very s she's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeee. theeeei. theei. thei. theeei's thi. thi's thi's thi's thchy. So like but you know like the idea that like just flipping somebody off on the highway could lead to you and all of your friends being murdered. Yikes. Terrifying. Terrifying. Yeah. So I don't like the whole thing of like, is Lori's sister? Yeah. Okay. So but in the mythology of this film, Lori's family was killed by her brother Michael Myers.

She was then adopted by the Strodes, who lived in a different house, yes, and happened to be real estate agents, uh-huh, and couldn't sell the house in which she was murdered. So he sold it to his brother. You got it. And nobody told Tim. Nobody told Tim. Tim's an adult. Tim's an idiot. Also not the same house. No, definitely not the same house. No, because as I was watching this movie, I thought, didn't you people get killed in the last movie we did, which was four? Yeah. But that was Laurie's adoptive family. Yes. This is not Lori's adoptive family. It's her adoptive aunt and uncle and cousins. You got it. It's an extended adopted family. Kara and Tim are her cousins.

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I wish you weren't in my house. You bastard. Call him a bastard. Oh, I hate everything about this movie. Yeah. So Danny hears the phrase, Danny, kill for him. Who says that to him?

Who says that? What's the name of that character, Katie? I don't know. The voice man? The voice man? The voice man? The voice man? And she's like, what did he say? And he doesn't tell her? No. And she just goes, okay, and kisses him and leaves. And I was like, man, parents were shit. There was so much pressure on me to be better than this, and it's really unfair. If my kid calls me in in the middle of the night, I can't just go, okay, and then leave. That's not how it works. Mom, the voice man is talking to me.

Uh, Lucy, we're gonna need a second pass on that name. Try again. try again. Would except Pazuzu or? The empty man. We learned that Halloween has been banned since 1989. Uh-huh. Why since 1989? Yep.

I don't know. I don't like... Because Jamie is... Jamie and Michael Myers are presumed dead from a police station explosion. That must have been five, right? Must have been, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Would five have come out in 1989?

Is that the timeline? All right, I'll look it up. No? Do, do, du, do, they could not have possibly let six years go by. Halloween? 5. 1989. six years go by. Halloween, five. 1989. There you have it.

So, also in this town there is a scream three or four-level knowledge of the murderers. Yes. Like, which one is the one when she comes back to town to tout her book and everywhere just has the mask up as like, like, how old to, like, how old the tasks the the task up as like, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, the th, the the thi thi-in, the thi-in, thi-in, thi-in, thi-in, thi-y-in, thi-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y one is the one when she comes back to town to tout her book and everywhere just has the mask up as like Halloween decorations? I think that's Scream 4. Okay. Yeah, Scream 3 is on with Parker Posey. Oh right. Perfect. She's so good. She's so great.

Movie's awful. God awful. But. Tame's girlfriend, Beth, knows we find out later in the movie that this is the Myers house and the people were murdered here. She's clearly been hanging out there a while. She's close with his sister, she's close with him. This wasn't the first time they fucked.

No, they seemed familiar with fucking. She's never mentioned it? Uh-uhh. now? Right now? Tonight? Right, you know, this is weird. This is where family members died. Yeah. Or family member adjacent people?

Family member adjacent people. Yeah. Right, because Lori died when she was like 19 or something, right? Lorie Strode, in this mythology? Because remember she dies in the car accident after she has Jamie. Oh, that's right. So they would have known her.

I forgot that H2O was a complete reboot. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Fuck me. I cannot keep any over the place. But they did. They sure did. And they, I mean, it was just,

these movies are just a cash printing machine for them. Yeah. So they've got like a Howard Stern-esque shock jock guy on the radio, who is like having a call-in show about Michael Myers and this one lady just really wants to fuck him? I just think he'd be a great lover. I just think he'd be really generous in the bed. Everybody in town listens to this shock-joc, much like Howard Stern. Even Donald Pleasants. Even Donald Pleasant? He does not strike me as a shock-joc listening kind of guy. No, but if it's Michael Myers involved. I guess he knew it was, he he checked the radio guide and learned that that was going to be the topic of this evening's evening show.

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I know she gets impaled on to something. It's very dark. I had a hard time seeing. She gets impaled on what seemed to be a three-pronged hedge trimmer. Why would you have three prongs? I don't know, but he turns it on and it's doing the, me, me, me, me, back and forth thing that head trumers do. All right. Some farm equipment, I guess.

And then he just shoves her down on it, which is kind of a nice touch. Yeah, get down on it. She can't to the baby ran away. The baby was like fuck you I'm not being in this movie this will ruin my career. And then the something that she's impaled on turns on and does something. Yeah. That baby was played by Alicia Silverstone. So beautiful. She was like a weirdo who will like chewed up her kids food and spit it into his mouth like a baby burns? Who? Alicia Silverstone. No. Yes, there's video of it on eating. No, I will show you a video. Hold on.

She seems cool. I don't want to see a video of that. All right. Whatever, dude. Let me just go to Pornhub real quick and look up Alicia. Just selling you. to see Halloween, the theater. Of course you did. In theater. Yeah, it was a young man, 1995. Sure.

Yeah, I'm 21 years old. You're going to see Halloween 6 in the theater. Yeah, I'm going to see every fucking horror movie. Of course you are. And I remember, the only thing I remembered about this now is like... Are there any? There's like no? No, I don't recall a single one. So it must have been like the sound design or something in the theater that was really loud that got me? Yeah. Because we get this long protracted scene of Michael punching open bathroom doors, trying to find Jamie.

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Is this when Danny pulls a knife on him? Yes. So he says something like, um, I wish you and your bastard. I wish you and your bastard he slaps her too. Oh, that's right. He backhands her. To which I wrote, I'm so glad my daughter has a nice dad. Oh, man.

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Yeah, when he's like a French Libertine. Yes. I love seeing our favorite comedic actors doing. Or Jennifer Aniston in the Lepricon movie. Yes. We need to do the, uh, the Texas Aniston in the lepricon movie we need to do the uh... the Texas chainsaw massock that's got Matthew Mconagher and do we? Yeah. All right put it on the list. Who doesn't love Bridget Jones? What is a Bridget Jones? I don't actually know what that means?

Bridget Jones diary? It was a movie franchise with Renee Zelliger as a British person. Is it good? No. What's it about? It's about her in love. Ew. I feel like Paul Reds look is about 90s throwback teens are trying to emulate now but they're just not getting it right. None of them were wearing her T's you need a ringer tea in this. In your ringer tea, you need like an onk necklace. Onk, there it is. Hoking in a space jam. Sorry, all, space jam really. Do your dance, make your chance at the space jam. It really left its mark.

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He was the bean dad. What's the bean dad? He like posted this story story story story story story was very funny about how his daughter was hungry all day and he gave her a can opener and a can of beans and told her to open it and she couldn't figure out how to open it. And she couldn't figure out how to open it and she couldn't figure out how to open it. And like, that can't be real. I don't know, he posted on the internet. Pretty sure it's the guy from Harvey Danger. Again, I may be smurging someone's a good name, but sometimes I do that. Bap-da-da-ba-ba-ba- I'm the Bean Dad. He said it right in the song.

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blood and then a trail of blood. Wet! And then he goes into the bathroom following the trail of blood, and there's a crying baby in a cabinet. All of my notes are just screaming, just screaming. No one heard this baby? You put a newborn in a cabinet? Like, what truly, genuinely, what the fuck?

Every bus station I've ever been in is like on the hour someone comes in and just hoses it down with bleach and moves on. First of all, bus stations are where dreams go to die. And second, have you ever been in the bathroom of a bus station? They are heavily trafficked for lots of things. Babies that little have to eat every two hours, that baby's so fucked. Also Paul Red looks so cute holding a baby. I was like, I want another baby.

Ticking your maternal instincts? Totally. I hold another baby. No, with Paul Rudd. No, another with Paul Stephen Rudd. But he's a great dad. No, he's not. Why, why do you say that?

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He needs that baby Stephen. Do you think it's because he's Paul Stephen Rudd? He looked like a Stephen. He looked like a Stephen. We cut to Tim and his girlfriend and Kara at college and she drops all her stuff and a picture falls out of people being stabbed that her son has drawn. And Tim does this like, uh-huh, but-head laugh? Straight, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, purposefully. I think it's cool.

I think it's cool. I mean, it was 1995. Yeah, that's true. I was watching quite a bit of Beavis and butt head at this time. Pantara, Pantara, come down. You show your stepmother some respect. I thought the guy's name was Pantara. Ay, ay, ay. And Dr. Lumas is there?

Or he finds Dr. Lumas. They bump into each other. Hey, Dr. Luiz, it's me, Tommy Doyle. You remember me, Tommy Doyle. Hmm, can you give me a place or a... Well. Then, then Donald Pleasens leaves the hospital, Dr. Loomis, and breaks into the family's home. You could ring the bell. Well, why would you do that when you could scare the mousiest woman that's ever existed and be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, th, th, th, th, hey, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's, thom, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're they're they're they're thi, they're thomomom-s, thom-s, tho, to me, tomo, tomorrow, to me, to me, tomorrow, they're they're they're they're they scare the mousiest woman that's ever existed and you're like hey I was just checking to make sure you're okay no that's not how you do that. That's not how you do that he yeah he just opens the door I guess and comes in and sneaks up behind her and is like there's somebody trying to kill you. What are get a lady. And he's talking about

evil and souls and pure evil and all that and you're just kind of blanked up. Which is what he's been talking about since the first movie. He just refers to Michael Myers being evil from from the jump. Truly. I looked into his black eyes and I spent the next seven years trying to keep him in the hospital. Yeah. Yeah, so Danny is into that woman's house. So Danny is walking home with a big pumpkin. A man in all black is standing next to a parked vehicle like that shot, that famous shot from the first movie. This is not scary. So when Katie says all black, he's dressed like he is a puppeteer trying to hide himself. His face is covered in black.

He's wearing like a black stocking over his face. He looks straight out of a Charles Band movie. Yeah, and he looks straight out a shitty too. He looks very, very shitty. Paul Red bumps into him and breaks the pumpkin and is not terribly apologetic about he like stares at him for a while. And he's like, sorry, sorry. Two things. So is Tommy Doyle just a sociopath caused by his childhood trauma? Yes, I think he's got one of those, because he's got those cork with all the newspaper clubbings, yeah. Second thing, Paul Rudd keeps going in and out of like a rural Brooklyn accent while he's doing this? I haven't noticed like what part of New York City is Illinois in?

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You think that show holds up? No. I recently saw a sign that said Vicki Lawrence as Mama was performing somewhere near Pittsburgh. And you didn't tell me? You didn't think to get me on the blower? I had no idea you were such a fan.. mean I certainly haven't seen it since I was eight. Yeah, I had no idea that you were a Vicky Lawrence fan. Neither did I, really.

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I do want to see his, he's in a remake of the Toxic Avenger. I don't know what that is. With Peter Dinklish, Peter Dinklish is playing Toxy in it, I believe. What's Toxy? The Toxic Avenger? Have you Toxy? The Toxic Avenger? Have you never seen the Toxic Avenger? Oh, it's this Lloyd Kaufman movie from the 80s of this kid who gets radioactive waste spilled on him

and becomes a superhero, but he's like a real gross superhero. Oh, I like that. He's all lumpy from the cancerous cells and all over his body. Cool. I'm surprised you've never seen Toxic Avenger. I have seen Street Trash but have not seen Talk to the Avenger. True. Hate Street Trash. I hate Street Trash, so. I hate Street Trash, I forget how rapy it is.

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That better have to be milk? It's probably soy milk. Don't say that. People will believe you. He has dye yuppie scum on a piece of paper on his fridge, like that a lot. He also has a Sister Mercy poster. Oh, there you go. Yeah. I like I like that. Danny's looking out the window he sees Michael Myers and he's like, hey, there's someone out there and she's like, shut up. And he's like, okay, just a very unrealistic part of horror movies. As kids always being, okay, I guess I won't tell you the details. Yeah. My kid will tell you every goddamn word. We're the kid just not yelling back at you.

Yeah. Which is what all children will do at all times. I thought so. I thought so. Oh my God. She is yet to ask she's in on it. Wait, what? Mrs. Blankenship? Oh, no, no, I meant a, uh, Kara. She never asks who's baby it is. She's just like, okay, I'm this baby's mom now. Me and you were this baby's parents. What? I hate it. Like, she is just a placeholder of a human being in this movie and it's such a bummer. I'm sure she's a fine actor.

Or something. Hold on, let's see what else she's done. Mar-in-Hagin. Mary Ann Hagen. I had an English teacher named Mr. Hagen. Maybe they're related. She played Carrie Sturd in the 1995 sequel to Halloween the Curse of Michael Myers. There you have it. She played Carrie Sturd in the 1995 sequel to Halloween, The Curse of Michael Myers.

There you have it. It's her film debut. Uh-huh. Grand opening, grand closing? No, oh, she was in Pigeon Hold? Oh, she was in Stakeland. I like that movie. Okay, so she's fine.

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Trip takes are 30 feet high. I mean, literally no one knows about the Druids, like, because they had no written language and they like just sort of disappeared. Maybe they never existed. Uh, didn't Caesar write about them? Or was that the gall? Anyway, Caesar? He's one of your people. Oh dear, you called them my people. You're Roman of Roman descent, right? Just because I have a big nose. Yes, I am very much of Roman descent. The baby's wrapped up like it's hanging out in the Arctic. Where'd you get all these baby blankets?

They don't know, they're just like swaddling it to death. I mean, I guess they're just they're just they're just like they're just like they're just like they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just something they're just like they're just like they're just like swaddling it to death. I mean, I guess it's better than starving. Is it? They can eat the blanket. I don't know. He says something about there being some method behind Michael's madness, but like we don't want that. No. And there's a constellation or something?

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Yeah. So then we get another shot of the man in black watching. Uh, the man black watching Tommy Doyle. And uh, yeah. And then Mrs. Blankieship said that she was babysitting Michael Myers in the night that he killed his sister? Why aren't you watching him? Yeah. You shouldn't have let him get a knife.

If you're a babysitter and the charge is holding a knife, you've fucked up. And also, so you just let those teens go up and fuck? Yes. She says he watched them make love, I let Michael Myers come in watching it. Seriously, they should pay you for putting that song into every episode. You can't just retcon a babysitter into this situation. No, we all saw it. So did he, okay, so is the theory that he snuck away from her house, which was across the street before it was a boarning house, it was a babysitting house?

Maybe. And so he snuck across the street in his little clown costume that he was already wearing a clown costume, but they had to find a clown mask, and then goes up and kills his sister. No, that doesn't make any fucking sense now. Nah. Well, anyway, cut and the bride of Frankenstein, which I just re-watched over the weekend, bride. So good. Loved every minute of it. So good, so weird.

So weird. So weird. The people in jars, like there's so many weird things. What are they doing? What are they doing? I don't know. Barry sucks. Yes, Barry sucks. Barry's terrible. Barry's trying to fuck the lady, the bride of Frankenstein. He's like their local Mark Madden. Yeah, I'm saying it, don't believe it.

Fuck Mark Madden. That dude called me ugly on Twitter. Yeah, fuck that guy. He's a piece of shit. Also, don't just start yelling when you walk into a bar that I made me a piece of shit. Whoa, did we just get sports political on here? We did. So dad finally gets his back at the house. Yeah. Which is like not even a satisfying thus. I mean, he like, he's talking to himself, which is the thing that I feel like when you're

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I figure I'll be dead in three, two, one. Not soon enough, frankly. But also, yeah, we heard the mom say on the phone to the dad, like your brother could never sell this house so he sold it to you, you knew what happened here. How did not everyone in this fucking town? How did she not be like, why don't we celebrate Halloween in this town? And they were like, oh, because of all the murders the murders, the murders, the murders, thuu murders, thu, thu, thu, thu, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, tho, th. And they were like, oh, because of all the murders that happened in your house that started with your house? Huh? What? Who? What? Yeah, kids are awful. You will be getting taunted for that shit. Absolutely. Oh, man. So Barry goes out to his car. Calling Michael Myers a pussy on the phone? After he says, relax your crack,

sweetheart. Yes. And he's also yelling around about his producer who seems to be named Mike Sarducci, which I think is a great name for a character that doesn't exist. Isn't that the guy that was Trump's press secretary briefly. Oh yeah, he was only for like a couple weeks. Mike Scarducci. Anthony Michael Scarduccio. Yeah, he gets through his car. He's like, Michael Myers is a fucking, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. thi, th. th. thi, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, he's thu, he's thu, thu, he's thu, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's th he gets through this car, he's like, Michael Myers is a fucking pussy. What? And then Michael Myers, he's in the car with him when he called him a pussy. Why did, why, does he just like look out for people to be talking about him? I guess.

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That's true. Maybe he just had a wipe. Maybe now he has to wash his dick. So then we cut to Paul Rudd being on the Halloween streets. The mean, mean Halloween streets of Edville, Illinois, and there's a little kid in, you're not going to believe this, there's a little kid in an angel costume. Right.

He's going, it's raining. Mommy. It's raining red. Mommy. Truly this child is old enough to know what the fuck blood is. It smells like pennies. It's so warm. Trisha? Gahom.

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He does, he looks really nice. Yeah. So we go back to the brother washing his dick off in the shower. We get some titties. You didn't bring the bell out here I noticed. And so he's done washing his dick and he's like, hey I need a towel. I said I need a towel. It's your house. Don't you shower in there every day?

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Yeah, Mike got a little tattoo. He was at the beach and he was like, you know what, I'm going to do something a little crazy. He was at the boardwalk? No, he is a but hat. He does not have a wrist tattoo. I didn't know if this was Michael Myers or one of the people. It's Michael Myers. No, it's got to be one of the people. No. It's Big Mike. What do you think his butt hat is? Tribal? Tribal? Tribal? Yeah. Tribal? Tribal with like a shamrock. Or just like a big old butterfly. Because he's so free. He refers to it to to it to it to it to it to it to it to it is to it is to it is to it's to it's to it's to it's to it's to it's to it's to it's to it's to it's the th. th. th. th. th. thoes thi. thi. thi. thrie. thrie. thrie, thrie, thri- th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th like a big old butterfly. Because he's so free. He refers to it as his Mariposa tattoo. Metaposa. Piece of shit.

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her house the entire time. And she just like walks over at one point and she's like, uh, to have a bath or how? I'm like, why the fuck weren't you watching the house like you were supposed to? First of all, if you did, you would have seen your brother fucking in your bed? Is he fucking in your bed? Is he, is he fucking in my bed? Call him on the phone. You better wash your dick when you're done with that and change my sheet. Change my sheets. Keep your dick out of my bed. No, if I ever watch your, watch your cats, I'm just gonna change the sheets on your

bed to really fuck with you. I wouldn't murder you. This my sanctuary. Kara sees Beth get killed. Yes, she calls Beth on the phone. Yeah. And she's like, where are you? And she's like, I'm looking at you from across the street. You're in my bed. You're in my fucking bed. You're in the peeper's house, who peeps on people. Yes. And she gets killed with the most shitty 90s editing. Yes, the shaky cam for no goddamn reason. It's like shaky and quick cuts and like it sucks so hard. Like the final destination movies have

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It's so weird. Yeah. And then Kara, what does she do? Danny just starts walking across the lawn towards the house. Danny get the fuck out of here what are you doing? And then he goes in the house and he's going upstairs. Why? Yeah. Luckily. You see that Michael Myers has tucked Beth in. What does she tucked him in with? Well they pull it back and Tim's in there too. Snuzzled up against her tummy. Oh, bloodied up. And Danny's wearing a t-shirt this is Barry Kicks-ass. Which is what Tim was wearing earlier in the movie as well.

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knocks him down the stairs. And he can take a hell of a bump normally but he seems okay now. Also you have a stabbing shuffle to go past the killer. It's crazy. I feel like I could have fallen down that many stairs, carpeted and been just fine. Like I probably have. Oh my God. So now... Also, where is the baby? Where is the baby?

Where is the baby? Who is the baby? The baby is gone. Why where is the baby's all in caps? Why doesn't anyone recognize that this is a newborn? I would have loved if just at some point David Bowie dresses the Goblin King ran by holding the baby. I've got the babe. So Danny is with a man, the man black. He's just sitting on his lap. Yeah, and it turns out that it's win.

Yes, and we find out that Mrs. Blankenship has been in on it. Yes, he says, Danny, come to me, which is very come to Daddy. Come to Danny. Come to Danny. Yes, Mrs. B was in on it. And then, what is Kara's reaction to the situation? Jumps out the window like that golden retriever last week. Shumps out the fucking window. She jumps out so badly too. Like if you're jumping out a window, you don't have to go tummy first.

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It's called amniotic fluid. There's literally not a, it's not a word. What are you talking about? No. It's plus, placental fluid. There's more terrible quick cuts. And then the end? Well, so Paul Red walks up to him holding the baby and he's like, Mike, you've won,

he's yours, which I don't understand at all. Oh, that makes perfect sense. Yeah, that fits with the mythology of this film. So he wants the baby? I guess. What do they want with Danny? What is Danny's role? Yeah, he talks to the voice man. B-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah. Bum, Bum, Bum. Kitty, I have no earthly idea, and I don't think that they did either.

Okay. I mean, this movie is like a fucking outlier. There's none of the shit in any of the other movies. Yeah. Yeah, I think this was the last one over H2O, right? Which was only to be fair, three years later. Yeah, yeah. And they were like, let's bring back Jamie Lee Curtis, because she's actually very good. Yeah. Let's give Josh Hartnett one of the worst haircuts

I've ever seen on human beings. He had that for a long time, I feel. How long can you lose a bettipe, you, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th. th. th. th. thi, and, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. th. he goes to hand, Paul Rod goes to hand Michael Myers, the baby, and the baby cries from behind him because now that dumb baby's fucking crying. Old baby fake out. He sticks Michael Myers with some syringes and gets thrown into a wall. Michael Myers says, and I'm feeling the effects of this head wobble. And then, and right before he like moves towards him to inject him, Michael Myers does the German Shepherd head thing again about I'm going to have the baby now? Yes.

I get baby, I get treats, I get walk. Yeah, uh-huh. Walkies, ride for the car. Transport me on the night before Halloween. Every time. Every fucking time. I was disappointed that they did not transport Michael Myers in this movie. He had to drive himself. And then he just dies, I guess? So yeah, Kara's hitting him over and over with the pipe. Right. And then he kind of grabs her dome and starts choking her and then Danny rescues her with the syringes again. Yeah. There's also a big metal vat in this room

that just says recovery drum? Oh yeah, you've never used the recovery drum? What is a recovery drum, pray tell? Oh, like if you're missing something, you just go to the recovery drum, it's probably in there. Oh, like a lost to found. Yeah. Okay. The recovery drum. And then, so they're leaving now with the baby, they're like, Dr. Luma's come with us,

and he's like, I can't, I'm actually already dead. His whole job in the big fight, his whole job in the big fight scene. He's just bringing the elevator to the right floor at the right time. Like, he does like a ding. Fucking bell up at this point. I realize it's probably the corrosive liquid or whatever they've put into him. But I just wanted to believe that maybe he's a Steelers fan and he bleeds black and gold. I thought he was filled with apricot and jam.

Cute. Make a nice Danish out of him. So yeah, Dr. Luma says I have business to attend here. What? Go home? I don't know, the movie just stops. Yeah, so they cut back in. Of course he's gone. There's just a mask and some laughing and a syringe and a house and a pumpkin in the end? Rip Donald Blessants? What? What's my last note? Tell me. Boo? Boo. Boo. Okay. Alan. That was so bad.

The movies we watched for recording this week, which were this and space jam. I'm not having fun. No, and sadly on par with one another. Really, yeah, of a time and of equality. Even like, God bless Alan Howorth. I'm a fan of his musical. He's done the music I think for's that did the music for this. He's done the music, I think, for all of the Halloween's up until this point, working

with John Carpenter early on. And his take on the Halloween theme is not good in this one. It's a little too weird. It's like Cynthia or too Cynthia. Yeah. So why don't we rate thia thia thia thia th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu that that this movie? You want to go first? Sure. I'm gonna give it... Let's see. Um, one voice man.

I'm giving it a goddamn zero because it sucks. Fuck, dude. That's how we spent our Halloween, huh? Yeah, we didn't even... We got nothing, nobody to blame for this but ourselves. No, it's all our own. Katie. Actually, I blame you.

Did I suggest this one? Of course you did. Oh, all right. I did not suggest Halloween 6, I'm sure of that. Who knows? Let me read your review to pep up your spirits after that movie. Okay, now I want to be clear about something. Before we recorded tonight, Alan was like, I want you to okay this before I read it.

And I was like, nah, nah, nah, nah, I want to do it blind. So here we go. Five stars. Thank you. Took me a couple episodes, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot to warm up fully, but the chemistry, the chemistry, the chemistry, the chemistry, to to to to to to to to to to to warm, to warm, to warm, to warm, to to warm, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to warm, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to warm up fully, but the chemistry is undeniable and I do crack up often. Oh, thank you. I feel like I was being nagged at the beginning of this. Yeah.

Took me a couple episodes to realize you're not total crap. Both are clever. Thank you. And this is in the top echelon of horror podcast. Thank you. I feel the same way because I'm not sure that there are other other other other other other other other otheranthetical, I've sampled at least 15 and another 15 I dismissed immediately bad audio, poor talent or lack of experience, etc. Not that I'm an expert, but this team delivers on two must-haves for me. Smart and funny. Oh, thank you.

Update, 1023, that's two days ago. Okay. Okay. I listen to a few more reps. Okay. I'm like I just suddenly got butterflies in my stomach. I'm very nervous. Paranthetical. Nope. House by the cemetery. Sleepway camp. Okay. Dot dot. And the female host, the cool mom. It's absolutely freaking hilarious. Thank you so much. I'm deeply not a cool mom and I appreciate you saying that. Deadhead Dan 10. Deadhead Dan 10. You and me deadhead Dan 10. Thank you.

I can only assume that my staunch dislike of the grateful dead has come out and hurt me on this review. People don't like that. Deadheads don't like that. Ah man, the cool mom. The female host, the only one. There's no one to confuse me with on this show. No, but you are a cool mom. I'm not though. Sometimes I have to like reconcile this thing that I'm like someone's mom and then I'm like someone's trusted advisor in my business life. Yeah. With the fact that I also publicly just am like riding on a dick listening to P.D. Pablo wearing vampire fangs. Oh, you know? It's the duality of Katie. It's a duality of me. Thank you very much, Deadhead Dan Ten. Thank you. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the the someone the someone the someone someone someone's the someone's the someone someone's the someone's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's a duality of me. Oh, thank you very much, Deadhead Dan 10. Thank you, Deadhead Dan 10. And I'm sorry the Deadhead Dan 9 through 0 were taken. Quickly, I would like to give an update. Okay. This is from our friend, Gene.

Oh, Gene. Hi, Al and Katie. I just wanted to send a message and thank you and the EMTs for to to to to to the EM EM EM, to to to to to to to the EMTs, to to to the EMTs, to to to the EMTs, to to to to to the EMTs, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, to, to, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me me me me me, to me me me me, to me, to me me me, to me, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to me me me me me me me me me me me, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the thea, toea, toea, toe, toe, toe, they.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.a, toe.a, toe.a, Gene. Hi, Al and Akedy. I just wanted to send a message and thank you and the EMTs for helping me get out of Florida. Are they out? I've completed my cross-country move and downloaded several of my favorite episodes to listen to on the long drive. Oh. Thank you for doing what you do and generally being great people as well as keeping me company. It was like having two great friends along with me. Love you both. thee's been with us the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. th. th. th. th. the. the. theat. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. Are th. Are th. Are th. Are th. Are th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. thee. theeeeeeee. theeee. thee. theee. the. the. the. the. the. the. was like having two great friends along with me. Love you both. Heart Emoji. Oh, Jean's been with us since the beginning. Yeah, the very beginning. Gene is OG. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Jean. We're glad that you're out of Florida. And thanks to everyone who donated to their Go Fund Me? Yeah. Thanks to everyone who donated to their Go Fund me to get them the fuck out of Florida too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the fuck out of Florida too. Yeah. Y'all are very kind when when we reposted that like I went and checked and immediately there were all these donations. Oh god we're such nice people who listen to this

show. Yeah, they deserve better than us. Oh, we cultivated this. We did this. This is our fault. I'm a cool mom. I'm like have you met my friend Katie. The cool mom. You are a cool mom. I say that I'm like have you met my friend Katie? The cool mom. Paranthetical. The cool mom. Oh my god I love it so much. You want to do another movie next week? I do but I also want someone to refer to me as the neutered man. The undad. Undad. Undad, undad. Villa Legosy's dead. I feel like we are high as a kite. High as a kite. I feel unwell.

I feel like I might hork in your toilet before we go. Just out of our minds on Halloween vibes. And shit-ass movies. Total shit-ass this week. Just enjoying the vibes of being on the porch being attacked by bugs. Stick around to the end and hear those those those those those th th th. I I th th. I th th. I th the the the the the the the the. I the the. I the. I the. I the's thi thi thi thi thi the's the's thi thi- I'm the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the. I I I's the. I's the. I's the. I' the. I' the. I' thea. I'ea'ea'eooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosa'ea'ea'ea'e. Iass this week. Just enjoying the vibes of being on the porch and being attacked by bugs. Stick around at the end and hear those attacks. Oh my god, I got attacked several times. Also, I do feel like being on the porch just makes me a bit loopier for some reason.

I think it's because your neighbor keeps coming out to get her cat. Every time they come out, we're just like, and the dicklers in a pretty Pablo wearing vampire flangs what movie are we going to do next week Katie something long awaited oh my god i'm so excited I have really mixed feelings yeah I'm very excited I'm furious that we were not acknowledged in the making of this film maybe it'll be dedicated to at the end of it if we are not thanked in the credits of this film you know however movie has a thanks th thanks th end of it. If we are not thanked in the credits of this film. You know how every movie has a thanks list? Yeah. Konyati! What are we doing? Hell House? Four? I can't remember with the the... It's an origin story, yeah. Yeah. Maybe this will all be explained, but if it's a biblical tale, I'm gonna be very upset. What if it's a biblical tale that you didn't catch until I explained it to you. The the the the th you. T it th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th thi thanks thanks thanks to be to be thanks to be thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thi th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be too too too too too too too too too too too too thanks. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, than but if it's a biblical tale, I'm going to be very upset. What if it's a biblical tale that you didn't catch until I explained it to you?

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If you're listening, quack, quack. So come back for that bit. It's coming out on the 30th. It's came out yesterday, if you're here, yes. Yeah, came out yesterday on shutter. And Alan gave me the new password so I can watch it. It's going to be so fun. And if it's not, fuck not, fuck not first one's so fun. Yeah, you and I getting together to talk about it will be a great time. Yeah. So go go gorge yourself on horror movies and candy,

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So fucking professional. Truly, we are masters of our craft. Why do they always land on you? All these titties, I am. I'm a bug, I love a titty. Don't fliak me on that dick. Bugs love titties. Bugs, titties.