Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 452- Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor (2023)

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

We're back! We're alive! There's a new "Hell House LLC" movie! All is right with the world. This week, dive back into the mythology of the Abaddon Hotel, Andrew Tully, and Paul's Song with the brand new movie "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor." Special topics for your consideration include: an indictment of true crime media, dapper Donald, making bad choices for both yourself and your loved ones, shoplifting, entities, texting ghosts, and an attempt to put together all the pieces we have of the Hell House LLC franchise.  I feel like you really had to be there for the first three movies. They are Episodes 254, 256, and 258. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episodes! Get in now to vote for our November movie!   leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Katie, Alan. So glad to see you. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be alive. I'm so happy to be alive. I mean too, I don't like getting sick and I really don't like you getting sick. I'm really don't like you getting sick. I'm sorry for the inconvenience I've caused you. You didn't cause me any inconvenience. I just don't like you being sick. I just don't like you being sick. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. I th. I th. I th. I to be to be to be th. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the too. I don't like getting sick and I really don't like you getting sick. I'm sorry for the inconvenience I've caused you. You didn't cause me any inconvenience. I just don't like you being sick because I worry about you. I'm okay, thank you. I have lift. And I try that to be a neb shit and constantly text you and ask you how you're doing. What are youthis? Oh, oh! I hope you like it. Oh, caramel apple candy corn. I've never had it. Me neither. Yeah, it's like, you know, it's artisanal.

Oh, you got it from the Apple Castle? Went to the Apple Castle. Y'all, if you're ever in Western Pennsylvania. Basically the Ohio line. Go to the Apple Castle because they have banging donuts. Pepperoni rolls to die for. Oh, never had. Do they have a veggie version? No. But give you one of those because I haven't had them either. I'm chugging it over. Thank you. They love it when we eat. They love it when we eat. Very fragrant. Mmm. It's a bit like eating a candle from Target's holiday collection.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm ever given a blow job in the Yankee Candle Store. I'm assuming that's what it would be like. I mean who amongst us hasn't. What are we here to talk about? We are here to talk about Hell House LLC Limited Liability Corporation. Origins, question mark?

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Cognetti? What says pronunciation? Cognetti. Cognetti, man. This is so convenient. What's the proper pronunciation? Cognetti. Cognetti. Cognetti. You know what my family eats on Thanksgiving? What's that? Lazzagna. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's a fair enough. Yeah. Cagnetti, look, you're the one who's saying it wrong, not us, and we shan't change. This is the fourth movie that he has made, but it's, and it takes place after the events of Hell House, so it's not, it's not a prequel, it's just an origin story.

We might get into this, but who is it the origin of? I guess it gives us some background on Tully and stuff. It feels like a way to expand the universe to get two more movies. For sure. Which is fine. Yeah, 100% on board for that. Yeah. Is your fucking phone on?

Be a professional. It's been so long. It's been so long. I don't remember. I forgot how to a podcast. Yeah, me too. So we get very excited for me. This is shot in Canondale, Pennsylvania. A lagawanna? Which, yeah, very close to where my partner grew up. So very exciting. Also bullshit that they filmed this in Pennsylvania did not reach out to us.

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Yes, I think that this movie is a lot about Stephen Cognetti's own life of like how your passions can ruin your relationships. So strangely autobiographical. Yes, that's my theory. of like how your passions can ruin your relationships. So strangely autobiographical. Yes, that's my theory on this movie. So we start off with two completely new talking heads whom we've never met before. I'm happy to have new talking heads. I think one of them might be like the first person of color we've had in the Hill Health franchise.

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She's wrong. She's, oh, okay. I just had a moment of number two in the Hell House franchise, for sure. One hondo. Yeah. Which I was like, that must feel great. Like, fourth one in here, like, fuck, I got this shit.

Got it back. I feel like something just went really wrong in that third movie. Like something, something went off the rails. Yeah. There's a scene in this movie, actually it's in the beginning because the co-founder of NetSloots is talking about what happened to the Carmichael family. Yes. And he's like in the prime suspect was Bob Carmichael. Arthur. Arthur Carmichael. And then the woman talking head pops in and she's like, because there was only one set of footprints leaving the house and I was like, yeah, that's what he carried you. Fucking Jesus. Stevie, Stevie, baby, you don't have to do this.

The way they phrased it at the beginning, it's the way the Netsluce guy was talking, I had to go back and listen to it a couple of times. Becauseto me, it sounded like he said that dad had been missing for 30 years, but it's been missing since the time of the murder. Since the time that his wife and daughter were found. Yes. Yes. OK. I feel like that's going to be revealed in a later film. Probably like two movies down the to So the crime that Margo is going to investigate

is the murders of Catherine and Eleanor Carmichael who were found dead in their beds. And there was one set of footprints in the snow. Wait, but whose footprints were those? Patric's? Tullies, who knows? Okay. In true Hell House fashion, too, it throws all of this information at you. And the opening, and the opening, and the opening, and the opening, and the opening, and the opening, and the opening, and the opening, is, is, is, is their, is their, is their, is their, is their, is their, is thia, is thiaqaqaqaqaqa, is thia, is thiaqa, is thiaqiats, is tooomomom. tooes, is, is tooes, is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. toer. to. toge. toge. toge. t. toge. their. their. toge. their. toge. toge. toge. t. t. t. tue Hell House fashion too, it throws all of this information at you and the opening

scene is fascinating and they're like, there was a car accident and Margaret died and Margaret the carcrest killed Margaret and you're just like, okay, all right, I'm on, I'm rewinding. I laughed at the beginning of this movie because they introduced the Carmichael family. Have we ever heard of the Carmichaels previously? thi-I. of my knowledge. Okay, yeah, I went back and I read the Wikipedia entries for the previous three movies, so I couldn't find anything about the Carmichaelis. If it was, it was just in passing. Yes. Yeah, but they were like, this uber-riched.

But they were like, this this t. The dad was very goofy looking. I mean, that guy's not a fucking parrot head. I've never seen one. Right. His shirt is unbuttoned to the navel. Talked in weird manner. It's just very, it was very, I was like, were you? Weird casting. We get a documentary within the documentary, which is Tom Wheeler, a local documentarian who is being like haunted by ghosts in the Carmichael Manor. They're just doing it right the fuck on camera now. But I love this because we, he's like filming something and there's a bang.

Yeah. And he turns, he's like, mother, he reminded me almost of the guy who, who, uh, if you're, I don't know how many news fails you like to watch on YouTube. Not nearly enough. There's the one of the guy who's giving a, like, on the location talk and he like opens his mouth and a fly flies in his mouth. And he goes, he just goes, mother fucking country ass flies and like starts going ape shit. I'm done with this.

I love that. That guy was like, just giving me, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,this, start taking his microphone off. I love that. And that guy was like just giving me of like, I don't want to do this anymore. No, this job sucks. And then the lady talking head comes in and she's like, and he had to keep working at him. That must have been awful. I really liked to the lady talking about the whole thing. Like the other guys like yeah my friend's thr- like, and she, and she, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. And, the. And, the other. And, the other. the other. the other. the other. the the the other. the the the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the whole thing. Like the other guy's like, yeah, my friend's dead. And she's like, and I was like, oh my God. Is she supposed to be like, kind of poking fun at the true crime crowd? I think so. I think a lot of this is an indictment of true crime. Yeah. Yeah.

Another problem I have is that Margaret Carmichael was killed. is Margo. Don't do this to me, Cognetti. Make them make them so different. A Pamela would have been very welcome. I'll remember a Pamela. I also, when the lady talking head is just like, she was smashed by a drug driver and I was like, you don't describe it like that. No, smashed by the town drunks, I think she says. I was horrified. Who has ever described a fatal accident of someone getting smashed? Yes, that woman has to be a parody. So I expected them to live at the Abadon Hotel. I totally forgot that it had burned down at the end of the third movie. Oh yeah. Yeah, totally blanked on that.

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It's not him, yeah. It's not him. Cognetti certainly has an eye for creep factor. Oh yeah. Undeniably. Yeah, undeniable. Yeah. Um, so we meet Margot and Rebecca, and we get this like, very Blair-Witchy, like them. Who the f-Il- th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th-n-i, th-i, th-i, th-i, th-i, th-i, th-i, th- th- th- th-i, thi, thi, it's not thi, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's-i, it, it's-i, it's-i, it's-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i. It's not thin. It's not th-i. It's not th-i-i. It's not th-i. It's not th-i-i-i-i. It's not thi. It how hungry they are. Who travels without snacks? What the fuck? I don't know. That's so stupid.

Come on, they're in like fucking Wawa and Sheets country. Yes. Turkey Hill, at the very least. Oh yeah, Turkey Hill, great ice cream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they, they go to a like dinery, restauranty. Hot dog stand. That hot dog guy is better than them. Is that Donald, I believe? No, the hot dog guy is, Donald is the guy who is the worst actor.

Oh my god, he's got to be like a cousin. He, and his whole, his whole thing, because I re-watched this this morning. I had originally watched it early last week in anticipation of recording last week. Yeah, I re-watched it today. And everything Donald said made me be like, wait, none of this makes any sense. Because he's like, yeah, we're just 15 minutes away, give us a call anytime. Why didn't they walk there? Who can say? Okay, got it.

Why didn't they stick to the main roads? I don't know. Well, they had to drive on many dirt roads to get there. It's true. Where is Donald's office? Who knows? Is it that little cabin they find? Maybe he's called dirt road Donald?

Very dapper road Donald. Very dapper. I call him dapper Donald. We learn that Rebecca needs to have good internet there because her job is very important to her. She works for like a real estate flipper so also fuck her. And we also learned that Margot had an incident in this area when she was a child. Wish she would have brought that up before they went there. It like comes up along the way. Like is this where that happened? Yeah. Yeah, this is where th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th went there. It like comes up along the way. Like, is this where that happened? Yeah. Yeah, this is where my incident happened. A checkered pass with Rockland County. So you shit yourself? Like, what else you call an incident?

I mean, most times that I say I've had an incident, it's something coming out of my body where I don't want it to the house and they meet Donald, the aforementioned dirt road, tap or Donald. Dapir Donnel. Dap or Dap or Dirt Donald. He comes trucking out too. I feel like they were like, and D'DorDonald and he was like, I'm going! And he just comes out at a full on march. There's just a canyetti holding him around the waist and let him go let him go go go shoot out there

that's exactly what happens and he gives them the low down about how no one can stay here from more than five days what this whole thing is confusing because he's giving a whole backstory on like okay so her the mom's sister owns it she's 83 and some people can stay here but not for very long so short-term stays are where we've really come down in our sweet spot. You're like, why are you telling me any of this? But no one outside of the family can stay here. Right. But why would the family even stay there?

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Peek rich. Also, we're making it sound like we didn't love this movie? I loved this movie. Oh, it was great. It was great. There's all these like, there's, in a condiet. There's always these little things that are like, really? Okay. I feel like maybe he does just put all these details in here so that he can continue to branch out the story. Like, next up, we're just 15 minutes away.

Yeah. And as I have the note, oh, the buzzer for the kitchen will probably never come up. I wish I had a full-time kitchen staff. I wish I could just buzz the kitchen and be like, send me some cheese-its. You wouldn't order a grilled cheese? No, I love cheese. I can't have him in my house. So you just need a vending machine is what you're telling me.

You don't need a staff. I don't really work in change, Alan. You need a vending machine slash a series of pneumatic tubes. I need a series of pneumatic tubes and someone that will stuff bagged snacks, yes. Oh, I think we can do that with AI. Oh, you think? Oh, yeah, yeah. And I can do anything. I mean, if you work in AI,

and you can figure out how to put a pneumatic tube in my house that can send me cheeses, I will pay you the cool sum of $28. thold you. Yeah, big money. old things. They could not seem to make the photos look like they were from 1989. They were just like sepia? You're like, I don't really like that's not all looked. It's fine. They went to like Gettysburg to get photos tickets. We see the old the closet of old storage. They don't have a key to and can't get into. And he's like, yeah, I haven't been in their ears. Fuck it! Who gives a shit anyway over here? And he does also tell them about a local antique store that has items from the, that were rescued from the

Abadon wreckage. And he's like, I'm just telling you this because you might be interested, which I loved. I loved it. Thank you, Donald. Thank you for pushing the plot along. They've also got some early Superman issues that you might want to pick up. Yeah, I just thought, you know, in your line of work, you might be interested in comics. I believe they have some artifacts from the BTK Killer and the Abadon Hotel. Yeah. And then we learned that Margo has contacted her brother, Chase. What a weenie. Who I thought was a drug addict. I absolutely thought he was a drug addict, when you hear someone's gone missing for two days,

yeah, they're on drugs. Yeah, yeah, but he apparently just has the mental problems. Yes. I don't know if he's meant to be schizophrenic or I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure either. It's very amorphous. And it doesn't need to be. No, that's fine. I don't even know. That's his private, I'm not going to hippo-violate this man. No. He keeps his own information. Missy did make a good point at thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. I. I. I. thi. I. I'm, thi. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not not not th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm not not not not not not. I'm not not? I was like questioning whether or not rich people would have this wallpaper that they have in the house. And she's like, keep in mind it's supposed to be 1989. Right.

Not 2023. And that's why I think that the suits of armor are actually very classy. There's more than one of those big like fat king suits of the armor. I'd have like elastic on the side. We stand our fat kings. So TLDR Chase sucks, I guess. I'm a Mar- or Rebecca, not a fan.

She calls him a liability. Yeah. We cut to Margo just standing and staring at the old storage. Not a fan. Not a fan. She calls him a liability. Yeah. Yeah. We cut to Margo just standing and staring at the old storage. The doors are open now. Yeah. What's in there, Katie? Clowns from the Abadon Hotel?

But were they the same ones? Yeah. Okay, I know the one, the third one that shows up, but thesethe two that are sitting with the one who moves. Got it, okay. Who we learn later? I have a lot of questions about that too. Yeah, uh-huh. Wait, we learn who that is? Yeah.

I mean, is it Patrick? Yeah. Still, though? I think so. But he does supernatural. Yeah. that. He's, the occult with Andrew Tully. Okay. Okay.

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I am disassembling those clowns holes in the yard for us to bury them into. I'm not letting them stay fully assembled. But not leaving the door open! My God! Nah, son. So we cut to Rebecca and Margo in the antique store. Filming in a store is fucking obnoxious. I took my kid to a squishable store recently. I don't know what that is. It's like a story that sells cute little squishy animals. Yes, adorable, adorable little things.

Very squishable. So cute. And there was just two teenage girls in there filming and narrating the whole thing. And I'm like in the background wearing sweatpants. You know what I mean? Just being like, I don't know, pick one. It's like that when you go to the gym and there's the people filming themselves at the gym and then I just have to be on the fucking treadmill with my middle finger up the entire time. Do you do that? Yeah, like, cutting your fucking camera off.

Yeah, this is not, don't film in public. Yeah, no, come on. No, come on. I got warnets. Because you are chameleonair. I've been thinking about chameleonair a lot lately. I've had a lot of time on my hands. You're working on that chameleoniar biography you've been talking about? I'm thinking about producing a biopic. I know nothing about camilionaire.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's not a good dude. One of the notes says something about they need to, the hotel will be closed, everyone needs to report. They need to bring Beverly back to the hotel with fears she might be pregnant. What the fuck is that? No idea. I cannot wait to see what happens in the next movie. Wait, what was the name of the aunt that didn't like to come around the house?

Beatrice. I know, I tried it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Who knows? I mean Tully was up to some naughty business back in the day. He sure was. Remember how he just looked like a city comp troller? Wasn't he the same he's poosing is the city comptroller? Arnold Tasselman, a name I just cannot forget even though I can't sometimes remember my colleagues last names. Get pulled over and they're like, what's your name? Arnold Tassal? Shit. Oh.

So they steal all the shit they head out. Margot fucking has it coming. The power is out of the house with Chase. And he hears some laughing. Yeah, a little giggling. You're giggling, baby. And then you don't see it at first, you see it at second, the hand in the doorway. So I was, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, the the the the the th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, the the, the, thoom, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And then, the, the. And, thooooome. And, thoooooooooome.e. the.e. thooooooooooome. And, the. And, see it at second, the hand in the doorway. So I was, this is, we were texting about this movie before either of us watch it and I had started watching it on my phone.

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That's so weird to me. I love it. Oh, pro-tip for everybody out there. I don't think we should do this on the podcast, because I think it would be very upsetting for you. But I think we should do the, or people should watch the movies. It is about a town in Argentina where demons are. Okay. And they're infecting people.

Okay. But the director does not shy away from traumatic violence to children. Ah, fucking hell. So just a trigger warning. That still sounds better to me than what you suggested we do in two weeks. I mean, I would 100% watch that movie again, but like, there's a scene that I think you would legit find upsetting that involves a small girl and a dog. Oh no, two of my scares. Yeah. All right, fuck it then. Although we have to, we can't shy away from

things because I'm a pussy. No, but I, I, we've been shying away from a lot of things because I'm a pussy. No, but I... We've been shying away from a lot of things because I'm a pussy. Not that I get too scared, just that I get upset. Yeah, I don't want you upset. Yeah, but that's part of art. Sure, but this is comedy show. Oh yeah, now we see the person in like a blank dolls mask and there's a guitar twii. Which I thought was a bit much. Yeah, the musical stings in this are a little uncongety like as well. I agree. I feel like in the other movies they would just like the camera would pass over something you'd be like, did I? Did I just see that? Yeah. But she does like this like porcelain

mask comes out from behind the wall. It was giving me like Mike Flanigan vibes of like he likes to do like little creepy things or things pop out. Yeah. And this was giving me that and I was like, uh-huh. She is very creepy. Yeah, it's good spookery. We see her later in life, earlier in her life, later in the movie. Yeah. She's holding that mask and she's like, we're doing Faust. And I was like, is that part of Faust and what is Cognetti's thing with Faust? It's the spookiest of all plays. Memphis Scophilies is his favorite band. Followed by mustard plug. Oh yeah.

Cognetti, who's your favorite Ska band? I'm gonna tweet at him now. I'm gonna tweat at him now. Okay, and see if he'll get back before the end of the episode. You might have to give me a minute here. Okay, I tweeted at Cognetti, so we'll see if he gets back. Oh, this is exciting. My hunch is no. All these fuckers again? Oh my god, he's like, I wish these people would just leave me alone. You probably has us muted.

Did you do it from your personal account? No, from ours. Okay, okay. The one we share. Okay. I've been using that one almost exclusively. Oh, I love it. Yeah.

So, uh, Rebecca is now convinced that they're spook reapping in the house? films the girl wearing the mask and she watches it on the laptop and it's like, no, that's it, we can go. And Margo's like, huh? And like, the thing is that Margo, we're meant to believe that Margo really cares for her brother. And your partner. Well, specifically for her brother, that if he, at this point, we believe him to be an addict, if he is an addict and in a fragile mental state, should we really be doing this to him? Like should we really have him here doing this? Well, there's a school of thought that says extra trauma will just push you through.

No, I don't fucking know. It seems like a very ridiculous thing to do. She should, a spa weekend. Yes. This has the vibe of house, what is it, the haunting, haunting, what's a haunted, the haunting, the haunting, the haunted, the haunted, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, the, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. And, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thou, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tha, what is it, the haunting, what's the one we did with Ross, Hill, House on Haunted Hill? House on Haunted Hill. So many combinations of those words. House on haunted hill where the theory was that what would make a sane man mad would make a madman sane? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah to be true. That's what the world is. Yin and Yang, we call it.

Eleanor Roosevelt taught us all that if she taught us anything. Eleanor Roosevelt is so smart. So no, Margo thinks that there's a bigger piece to a bigger puzzle here and she's going to stay and figure it out. Rebecca also pronounces Abadon Abedon at this point. Yes, I noticed that nobody prepped her. Yeah. So at this point in the movie, we are back to our documentary of Talking Heads and we learn that the footage that was found in the Abidon clock,

Margo must have mailed it off to her friend, her Netsluth's friend? Okay. Or something. Because it says by the time he had it ready, she had already been dead for several days. And I thought, how did they get, like, they don't have rural mail service out there. Whatever, it doesn't matter. The film is shot by the murdered sister. C Katherine Katherine Katherine Katherine Katherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, the thi, the the the thi, the film, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, thi. thi. the. theat. theat, the. theat, the. theat, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their by the murdered sister. Catherine Carmichael.

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So I was trying to help her. She wasn't real. she like kept disappearing. Mm-hmm. And she said, go with Margo. What am I to take from this? It's past Margo? No, I think current day Margo, so that he was at this house at this particular point in time. Who's the little girl?

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Was that you? Yeah. And she's like, Rebecca, Margo's like, well, you were sleeping so I didn't respond. And I was like, are you not allowed to text while your partner's asleep? When do you get your texting done? Do you think she's like an 80-year-old and still has the noise on for her keyboard? Was that the camera noise? What are you doing? So now we're seeing, okay, we get a little chiron that says like Chase Bentley's last

moments and I was like, Chase Bentley is a really funny name. He's drinking heavily. I have that same rocks glass set. Simba gave it to me. That's all. And he keeps turning the camera on and complaining that someone's knocking at his door. He seems to be getting drunker and drunker so I sort of hoped that he would tape himself puking because I would, because I would definitely watch it back. Don't you just leave the door open at some point? Yeah I guess so. And sit there on the edge of your bed and be like, okay, what the fuck is happening now?

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We see the clown following him. The clown is in his room, looking away from him and then looking at him. I love how the clowns look at people. Yeah, terrifying. Maybe scream. Yeah, and then dive on that fucking clown. You murder that clown. That clown's probably an old man in there. Chase could probably have taken him.

I could whoop Andrew Tully's ass. Oh my god, me too. But Chase is like, okay, I'm gonna get my bag and leave. I'm leaving right now. Leave your fucking bag, Buckaroo. You can get more fucking Levi's. Get the fuck out of here! Seriously, have your sister taken home for you? There's only one chase. You can replace a Levi's.

You cannot replace a chase. No, no, no, no. And then the camera goes to static. Well, there's the clowns following him down the hallway, to which I wrote, go faster maybe. Chase, do you have a run setting? You gotta hold down the X button. So then we get more footage from September 4th, 1989? Yes, Patrick is in the room with the clowns. I couldn't tell if he was hanging out in the storage room with him or if he'd brought them into his bedroom.

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which I think we knew, I think he may have told us that at the end of the second one when he appears from behind that light that light that light that light that light that light that light that light that light that light. Hello. It's me, Arnold Tasselman. Okay. And we find out that Pat Carmichael worked for Tully. He worked at the hotel, correct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Rebecca and Margot were going to leave. They're fighting because Rebecca just wants to leave. Something bad has clearly happened to chase. Margo doesn't want to leave her brother behind. Fine. Both things are true. Yes. So they go to... to go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go to go to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. to their. to to to to their. to their. Something bad has clearly happened to chase. Margot doesn't want to leave her brother behind. Fine. Both things are true. Yes. So they go to... They go to get in the car.

Ah, these fucking push-button starters, I'm telling you, they are bad news. Oh. Turn a fucking key. It's been working for cars? Every time I've ever driven a Prius, I'd never know if it's on. Yes, I get nervous. It does, it's, I like to feel the engine turnover under my fingertips. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, which I have the note, no one could have guessed the car wouldn't start.

Nope. So they're gonna walk oh, we can get there in like two hours. And I was like, how fucking fast do you walk? Ah, no, that's a 10 minute mile right there. Yeah. That's pretty quick. But she says 12 miles they can make it by nightfall, and it appears to be like 3 miles an hour, that's 4 hours. Yeah. Yeah. You could make it. I guess. If you're walking like three miles an hour, that's four hours. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, it's this time of year, though. It looks like it was fall. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. So there go, and they're walking in the woods on these dirt-ass roads. And then a little bit of a spoiler alert from the closed caption in the movie. Oh, because I get the closed caption, entity shrieks. Oh no, I thought it was just a person screaming.

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Why are you stopping? Take it out of jog. You can run nine miles if you really have to. Sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. So they're like, fuck this shit and they go back to the car Michael. Well, they find a hearse parked parked outside out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their thi. their their their their. their. their. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. th. their. their. their their th. their their their f. their their their. their. their. they're just just just just just just just just they're they're they're no, so much happens. Oh, okay. They find a hearse parked outside a trailer? Yeah.

Which are like, what the fuck? But no one's mentioning the fact that there's also an old Toyota Tercel and some caution tape there. And it was like, have you never been to the country? There's just weird ass cars parked everywhere. But the reason they turn back is the past. Right, the cultists in the woods. Which look really shitty in the daylight and I'm sad for them, yeah. And I was like, what are this, what's these cultus job? I don't know. Who are they? I think they're demons because they just like show up? They're like the ones that came out of the portal? Okay, all right. Yeah, all right. They come into the attic. the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. What's. What's. their. What's their. What's their. What's their. What's their. What's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's.... What's.. their........ their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the. What's, what's, what's, what's, they do come into the attic. Okay, fine, I'm on board. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They hang out with the entity that we've now been introduced to.

Fair enough. But they would go back to the car, Michael, and they go inside. Now I feel like you should sit on the porch. I don't know, I feel like it would help. Yeah, make Margo's going on about how she feels like she's closing in on the truth Like she's Fox fucking Mulder She's not she's not she's not she was wondering no. She is not and she gets to text. Who's it from?

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Put your stuff, you, I've heard emo-emoge, emogies? No, no, not the eggplant. That'll send their own message. How about the peach? The peach? The peach? No, no, not you up! The peach. I love the peach. The peach can't imagine being a parent and like try to police that on your kids' phone of just like what emoes are you being sent right now?

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What, Margo, you dumb, ignorant dummy. You stupid, fucking stupid. She is so stupid. Okay, I'll come. She just opens the door, of course. But she or she goes to, but I think it opens on its own. Well, there's some knocking and she goes to the door and then the door opens and there's a ball in the hall. And then she gets a text message. It's very Dr. Sousy and I feel. There's a ball in the hall and a ghost in the host. The text message says, they're in your room now. Which I don't know, this whole whole like texting bit feels very anticlimactic for me and I feel disappointed by it.

For sure. Yeah. And Rebecca's like, fuck this shit and runs to the car. And she's trying to stop Rebecca, which I feel is really shitty. Don't make Rebecca stop, let her go outside. Yeah. Yeah. You're not a good partner. Yeah, she's terrible. Rebecca, as we've learned, supporting your lifestyle. She funds you. Yeah. You should respect her. And your lifestyle is determining her death style. Oh no. It's true though. It is true. It's true. Jimmy Hetfield said some true things. So we go back to the footage. anne. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. It's that's that's th. It's th. It's th. It's that's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's really. th. It's really. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the. th. the. the. thr-. th. th. th. th. th. It's really. It's really. It's reallytrue. It's true. It's true. Jimmy Hedfield said some true things. So we go back to the footage and we find out about Pat being in jail. Yeah, she says, Patrick, I thought you were dead.

And he's like, no I was in jail and takes his arm sling off and throws it and says, don't needthink he was in jail. I think it's just a cover story. Oh. Because there's been a mass suicide at the hotel. Yeah. Which did we know about that? I think that's the one that happened in the dining room that we keep flashing back to in the first movie.

With the hangingthere. Yeah. But he couldn't because he was in jail for some reason. Yeah, he says I got in a fight actually. Oh yeah. That doesn't make sense. Who's gonna fight the kid with one arm? You don't do that. If you want to win. Fair. So Catherine is now filming herself? She, well, Margaret's mask and dress are laughing. And then the last thing we see is, oh no, Margaret's ghost is in the hallway with the bloody dress in the mask, which is great. Yeah. And Catherine sees a cultist running around. Yes, there's a black, robed figure in the house on her tape, yeah, right. And then we- Wait, though. To cultist leave tracks, the tracks tracks the tracks tracks, the tracks, tracks, the the tracks, tracks, ths, ths, ths, ths, thus, thus, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thrace, thrace thrace thrace thrace the, the, the, the, the, the, and dress and dress and dress, the, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th, th, thi th, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thrace thrace thrace thra? thra? thra? thra? thra. thea. thea. thra. thra. thea. thea. thea. th house on her tape. Yeah, right. And then we... Wait though.

To Coltis sleeve tracks in the snow. Oh, they must, right? But just one? I guess I just sent one to take care of Catherine? And they stack up like kids going into a theater for an R-rated movie. I love that. Whatever they were doing in that basement was releasing some sort of dark energy is a note I have written here I hope that someone else said that. It was just a thought you had. Just a thought I had. Night 4. What happens on night 4? The ghost start fucking with the alarm system on the car I think or Rebecca just keeps hitting the button I'm unclear. Yeah yeah and there are dark robed figures in front of the headlights and screaming in the dark. So they go back inside?

Yeah, yeah. And there's more bouncing balls? Rolling down the hall. Don't run upstairs. They're going upstairs. Mm-hmm. We hear Chase yell for Margot. Yeah.

She's like, I gotta go. And Rebecca's like, the to please don't leave me, and she's like, bye. And then Rebecca sees dead Catherine. Yeah. And then we see Chase and his eyes are gone. His eyes are gone. Yeah, because he won't need those where we're going. Okay. A little event horizon callback.

Okay. And then I have the note that she says more clown action. Why does Catherine's ghost want to hurt Rebecca though? Yes. Okay. I don't know, vengeful spirits and all that stuff. Okay. And then we see like a gate to hell is open in the house.

There's the red light that's always denotes the gate to hell opening up. And the clown is at the bottom of the stairs. And Margo yells, I know what you did what you thau??? thau? thau? thau? thau? that that that that that that thia? that that that that that that that tho? that that tho? that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. theea. that's thea. thea. thea. thea. that's thea. that's thea. that's that's was there. To which I think, what were you there for? The incident, which will be revealed in Hell House 5, the incident. Oh, well that becomes clear for me. I have the note, Gate to Hell Open, aka Clown Town. Yeah. And then we get the net sleuth guy being like, doing a monologue about how evil never dies. And I was like, oh, I hope, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what to, what to to to to to to to to??? What were to, what were to, what were to, what were?? What were? What were? What were? What were? What were? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what were were were were??? What, what, what, what, what, what were were were to, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what to to to to to to to to to the to the the to to to the to the to to to to the to to the to to the to the to to to the to to the the the the the the the the we get the net sleuth guy being like doing a monologue about how evil never dies. Yeah, I was like, oh, I hope we're getting another movie.

And and we see Patrick who's like talking to the camera and he's like, I didn't write down what he was saying, but then he puts the clown mask on and walks out into the redlit hallway. He says if anyone finds this recording, I had no choice. We all serve him in different ways. And then he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he he. And he he and he th. And he th. And he th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I was like, and I was like, and I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And he th. And he th. And he th. And he th. And he th. And he th. And he th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thee. the. thoo. th. th. thooooooo. I th. th. th. th. thoo. I th. I th. I th.-lit hallway. He says, if anyone finds this recording, I had no choice. We all serve him in different ways. And then he turns around and yells, stop talking, it'll be over soon. But I don't know who he was talking to. His sister, maybe? Maybe? Or is he, I was wondering, because it's the current day hallway with a Rebecca Margo footage. Do you think he, it's a portal that he keeps going through from the past to the present?

Maybe. Okay. But yes, we get lots of looks at the, we had seen a photo of Margo at the carnival where she was nearly kidnapped and now we zoom out and see that that clown is behind her. Of course he is. I'm so excited. Oh, credits. So, yes, Patrick is a murderous clown, but also has definitely, like, has supernatural powers. Being in places he couldn't be, closing and opening doors without... So, he is the main clown in Hellhouse, Hell House.

I think so. I think so. Who are the other two clowns in Hellhouse, One, LLC? Who are the other two clowns in Hell House, thethink so. LLC, one. I think so. I think so. Who are the other two clowns in Hell House, one LLC? Well, the other two don't move. He's the only one that moves. Are you sure about that? I think so.

I think so. I think it's just the one clown that Is that the lady talking head says, I don't know if you guys have heard this or not, but they say the fair is starting back up. Now the Abadon is gone. I guess I figured if it's gone. But then I did remember the first movie, they talked about the fairgrounds. So it was all the long con from Stephen Cognetti.

The long con Yeti. Oh shit. Yeah. Pat yourself on the back for that one. All right, so put it all together for me. OK. We start with Andrew Tully. Yeah.

His daughter dies tragically. Abaguel. We see the painting of her in Hell Hells from Hell Hells One. Okay. Yeah. I don't know what she has to do with anything. He has started, he meets these guys, gets into both. I assume she's the impetus for him getting into the occult. I guess so. To bring her back. And they say he's jumped a warrant, but I don't know what the warrant is for. Yeah, he's a fucking Carney. Come on. This is before he's a he's. I he's. I he's he's. I he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. I he's he's he. I he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He. He. He. He. He's he. He. He. He. He. He's he. He. He. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he say he's jumped a warrant, but I don't know what the warrant is for. Yeah, he's a fucking Carney, come on. This is before he's a carnival lifestyle. So he gets in the carnival lifestyle. Yeah. He gets into clowns.

He's a juggler now. He gets into clowns and he gets into the occult. And he starts his own cult, which he buys a hotel to be the cover story of, which he also seems to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the hotel, the hotel, the hotel, the hotel, the hotel, the the hotel, the the the to be the the the to be their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, some, their, some, some, some, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the. Hea, thea. Hea, tooe. Hea, toolipe, tool, the. Hea. Hea, the. Hea, thii. Somea, their, the cover story of, which he also seems to actually be running as a hotel. Okay, so he runs the hotel for a long time, at least a decade, right? To cover's a cult business. Yeah, because he gets to West Virginia in 1975, the murders happened in 1989. So that's a 17-year, no, 14-year, whatever, who cares? I don't care.

14-year difference. 75 to 89? Yeah. 16 years? 14 years. 14 years. 14 years. 14 years. 14 years later, they have this mass suicide at the hotel.

Yeah. The hotel closes. Yes. Patrick gets the hotel. Yeah. The hotel closes. Yes. Patrick gets the games. Why does Patrick have the game store there? And did the other two guys, the other two guys must have come up from Clarksville, West Virginia to upstate New York to run the hotel with him? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. All right. Maybe their bodies are still in the clown costumes? That's what I'm trying to figure out. So Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. their their their bodies are still in the clown costumes? That's what I'm trying to figure out. So Patrick murders his family. Maybe. Or the father who we don't know what happened to him.

Where is the dad? Yeah, exactly. Where's mom? Whose footsteps were they? Yeah. Jesus? I think so. Okay. So I think we put it all together. Um, yeah.

Katie. I'm going to need a rating on Hell House LLC origins the car Michael Manor. I loved it. I loved it. I know it doesn't sound like it. But truly I love the expansion of the universe. As dumb as these things are, I'm so on board with them and I don't know why what it is that I'm just so... They're fun. They're so fun.

And just coming back from that third one, this is such a great comeback. How often do, we've seen a ton of these movies, how often do you get a late in the game comeback? Rarely. Rarely. That's the same director and writer, you know, the whole time. Yeah, and really the same storyline. It's a branch of it, but it's not like you did something totally different, like say Halloween 3 season of the witch. Yeah, or you didn't shoot it into space.

I cannot wait for Hell House in Space. Hellhouse, LLC in space. Hell Shuttle. I am going to give it a seven. Oh, I will thu. I to to to to to give. I am to give. I am going. I am going. I am going to give. I am going to give to give. I am going to give to give to to to to to to to to to the same. I the same. I to to the same. I to say, I'm the same. I am going. I to say, I the same. I the same. I the same. I, I, the same. I, the same. I, the same. I, the same. I, the same. I, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say. I, say. I the same. I the same. I the same. I the same. I the same. I the same. I the same. I the same. I the the the the the the the th. I am going. I am going. I am going. I am going. I am going, th. I am going, th. I am going, th. I am going, th. I th. I th. I am going, th. I th. I th that number up if we can be in the next movie. I love it. Okay, and also I'm looking to see if he replied to my tweet. One moment, please. No, but other people are replying. I didn't ask you.

What is your rating of this movie? I'm going to give this movie an eight. I found it to be a god damn delight. Yeah. I was very excited to see a Guardian article. That was Stephen Kenney Returns to Hell House LLC and does probably the best film in the series. Whoa, I disagree with that. I disagree, but I think it is definitely the best film

from the first one. It's really fun, it's a real good time, it's good spookery, this would be a great late night with your friends movie. I feel like you had to have seen the others though, because if not, this is fucking nonsense. Like we have watched, I've watched the first one at least four times. The second one at least twice. The third one only one time. I'm still baffled by some of this. Like you've to have people really in on your mythology. But even if not, I think this is a good spooky movie. Yeah, I guess so. You're just going to have a lot of questions. You're just going to be like what are you ta ta? You're just going to be like, what are you the'a? the movie? they. they. I'm just, the, the the the the. the the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You're just. You're just. You're just just. You're just just just. You're just. You're just. You're just. You're just going. You're just going. You're just going. You're just going. You're just. You're just. You're just. You're just. You're just. You're just. You're just. You're just. You're just. You're just. You. You. You. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. I. I. the. the. the. I. I. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th.s like, oh, when Hell House was there or insomnia, and you're like, you would have no idea.

Especially if you were like, well, it's called a origin, so I'm going to watch this one first before I watch the other ones. Yeah, your mind's going to be blown. Yeah, goddamn delight. Anyway, watch it. Go watch it. Go watch it. Stephen Cunetti, if we've made you a bunch of money get in touch. Buy a t-shirt or something, pay back. Truly though, we're in PA, we'll drive. Yeah.

We'll do it for free. Yeah. But isn't it, we look like we belong at a carnival. I do anyway. I'm destined to be a carny. Yeah. I'm gonna be, I'm fucking carny all day. And I'm smoking again, so it's perfect.

I thought you gave it up. No, I did. I did. I quit again. Okay, good. God damn it. Katie, can I read you an email that we got? Sure. Hi, Katie and Alan.

Hey. Thanks for all the hours of entertainment over the years, not overtainment. You're so welcome. I've been listening since 2015. You're an OG. And you too have been in my ear during some important times in my life. What if it was like at their wedding? They were at the altar listening to like our I know who killed me episode. Decorating the house for a Halloween party wedding. Oh, oh! H. to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm th. th. I'm to th. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to the th. I'm th. I'm to the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I the for a Halloween party wedding. Oh, aw. Helping to distract me from the sudden loss of my sister. Oh God, I'm so sorry.

So sorry for your loss. Painting the nurseries of both my kids and so on. Oh my God. When I started listening, I was still able to watch as many hours of terrible awesome garbage as I wanted, but now I'm a sleepy old guy with a shorter attention span for all that stuff and I really appreciate being able to experience all these films vicariously through you guys. That's so nice. The punk references, Pittsburgh accent, and occasional guest appearances by a favorite artist Jean Di Angelo in the American Werewolf in London episode

who are icing on the spooky cake. Oh. Anyway, thanks for all the time you put into the show. It's perfect. Oh my god, thank you. Sean. Thank you. I think you legit made Katie cry just now.

When you talking about painting your children's nurseries, I got a little misty there. Yeah, fuck dude. That's beautiful. Thank you. Again, never in our wildest dreams where we like started making dick jokes to each other, did we think that this was gonna be sucker to anybody? Seriously, now I make those dick jokes and I think, but who's listening?

Thank you so much. That it really means the world to me, thank you. See, I just think, I'm gonna lean forward for this. Oh, I feel like Alan's gonna have a very serious talk with me right now. I just think now about the healing power of dick jokes. You know what, there might be something to that. How important a dick joke is to the world? Have you ever heard of laugge? No, thi. . No, it's a thing where you like make yourself laugh to make yourself happier. Oh, yeah, yeah, no

I have heard of that. So I think that like dick jokes have a place in that realm. Yeah, but isn't that like you're just forcing laughter until you actually start laughing? Yeah. Yeah, but we're not forcing them to laugh. No, we're cutting out the middle man by just giving them a real good dick joke. So you're saying we're the yoga. We're wea. We're wea. We're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're saying we're the yoga. We're the yoga. We're the yoga. We're their their their the yoga. We're their their their their saying we're the yoga. Yeah. I love that for us. Me too. Let's open a wear-hoam ambulance yoga parlor. Parlor, yes, there's happy endings. Because that's what I think of when I hear parlor is Handies. And there we go, dick jokes, full circle. We did it. I still want to do one that's unhappy endings where I'm just crying while drinking you off. People would pay big money for that. Tears is Louvre on happy endings.

Oh no. How are you not having this carpentry and hustle hustle hustle? Who's got the energy for that with the handjops? Truly. Katie. Get arthritis in your wrist, what? I'd have to wear one of those carpel tunnel braces while doing it? That is so much sadder though. And also like I feel like those go across the palm of your hands and you're probably going to have to put like a surgical glove over it, which is even sadder? Welcome to unhappy endings. What can I do for you? That was me dragging a cigarette

while I'm doing this? I like that you've begun smoking in this mythology. Oh yeah, I mean if I'm at this point in my life I'm back to smoking. Back to smoking. Katie, what are we doing next week? Next week we are doing a film that was coincidentally recommended to me the same week you wanted to do it. Oh. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. I to me. I to me. I to me. I to me. I to me. I to me. I to me. I to me. I to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. the the to the the to the to to to me. to to the to to to to th. to to th. to th. th. th. th. the to the th. the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th you? It's new. It's new. It's a new movie. We've been hitting the new really hard recently. Kids like it. There's also just been a lot of new stuff out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm excited to talk about talk to me.

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Yeah. But otherwise you can get it us on the internet. And I'm so mad that Cognetti didn't answer. Well, maybe next week we'll have a Cunieti answer. Maybe. We're not going to. It's going to be recorded in 15 minutes. He won't get to have gotten back. Well, if it's in like an hour long, then he's got another hour and 15 minutes. It's true. Yeah. Knienetti. to. th. th. th. th. th. thiii, you th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi, thi, you thi, you thi, you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. thi. We'll the. We'll th. We'll the. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll the. We'll the. We'll the. We'll te. tee. We'll tog. tog. tode. toda. te. toda. the. the. We'll the. We'll the. We'll the recording of this episode? Yes. This is from my friend Rob. Hi Rob. Not my husband, friend. Your werelfambulance tweet reminds me if we haven't somehow talked about this already that Ty West used to date a friend of mine's sister in high school. I met him briefly once in this context and he was definitely a scapunk scene in the late 90s. I hope this helps you in some way. Thank you. Thank you so much for listening to another episode of Werewulf Ambulance. Bye.

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