Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 455- Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

Listen, EMTs. There's a thing that happens to us towards the end of the year that makes us feel like we are on some kind of vacation though we are very aware that we're not. Regardless, we're acting like it this week with the brand new Blumhouse production "Five Nights at Freddy's" and as a result, you're getting a variety of digressions: baseball players of yesteryear, fast food restaurants of yesteryear, cell phones of yesteryear, sleepytime drinks of yesteryear, and, you know, talking about this movie.  Wanna hear some other Blumhouse episodes? Just this year we've had Episode 421- "M3gan" on our own feed and "The Exorcist: Believer" which you can hear over on the God Awful Movies feed. We've also loved a number of other Blumhouse films, such as Episode 124- "Get Out," Episode 293- "Happy Death Day," and Episode 322- "Freaky." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episodes! This month is the DMX/Jet Li 'movie' "Cradle 2 the Grave."  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

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No, we never will. We will, though, won't we? We have to do it. I know. Yeah. Yeah. We have to do every film in the water-surf. We haven't even done an Annabelle yet.

I can't know that I can. Oh, Katie, you can. Didn't you say it was the worst movie you'd ever seen? No. I'm pretty sure you did. It was bad. All right. It's not the worst movie I've ever seen. That still goes with Avatar being the worst movie I've seen. Mainly because it cost $250 million and it doesn't have a story.

Why have a story when you have $250 million? Ooh, lookie, it's a video game that I'm watching somebody else play. Yeah. Fudge that, you know what I mean? Yeah, I do know what you mean? Funk that. Are we cleaning this episode up?

Because this is a kid's movie? By the way. I can show this to a 12-year-old no props. No problem on it. At what point did children become comfortable with dead children, being kidnapped and murdered? That's the tiping point. I mean, you either got to get him at like three where they don't understand the concept of death. Sure. So they're like, oh, they'll be back later. Or like 12. Yeah. Well, they're dealing with their own mortality. So seeing another their their their their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. th. to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. toeeeateat toeateateate. toe. toeate. toe. today, toe. today, today, they're dealing with their own mortality. So seeing another child die, I remember having very hard nights of dealing with my own mortality when I was like 12. Oh, God, I thought not a wit. Did you watch this on Pecocock? Uh, I did watch it on Pocock? Did you get to any good ads? I totally zoned out for the ads. Did you get any good ads? Did you get any good ads? I got th? with ludicrous. What? I liked it quite a bit. I hate when ads make me like them, but you know how I feel about ludicrous. Sure.

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You never go down there? I like sushi too. Sure, yeah. Yeah, you used to go to China Palace when it was still open. Oh, rip. Yeah, good fake meats. Oh, yeah, I bet. Well, anyway. Anywho, so this cat gets the meat mask put on him,

and then, uh, there's a saw mask that turns his face into meat, I assume. Immediately, I was like, no way could my kid handle this? And then you get a video game open credits with like eight bit Chuck of Cheese characters. And also like old people shit, but I love both Mary Stewart Masterson and Matthew Lillard. I have such a crush on Mary Stewart Masterson from the film some kind of wonderful. Yeah, the one that makes you cry. That came out 2,000 years ago approximately where she's like the Puck rock drummer friend who really wants to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get it to get to get to get it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuc. the the the the the the that makes you cry. That came out 2,000 years ago, approximately, where she's like, the Pug Rock drummer friend who really wants to get with the main guy, but he's got sights on Leah Thompson. Of course he does.

Yeah, yeah. Don't worry. Spoiler alert. they get together in the end. Oh, do they? Yeah. It's okay. So I was not familiar with the video game that upon which this is based. I'd never heard of it until this movie came. Me either. Apparently there are like nine of them or something. I'm not big in the video game. I know you're not. I'm gonna try to play one. I'm gonna try to get into it. I'll let you try to to to to to try to to to to to try to to get to to try try to get to get to get to get to get th th th to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the the the the the video. I to get to get the video. I the video. I to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get th. I the video. I the video. I the the video. I the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. the. the video. the video. the video. the video. the video. the video. the video. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I try. I'm. I'm if this would have made the movie make sense, having played the video.

I feel like the movie made sense. You didn't feel like it made sense? I can't tell if you're looking at me since earlier, sarcastically. No, no, I feel like the movie had like a linear storyline. Uh, what is Matthew Lillard's a deal? Is he kidnapping children, adults? He's just a free-for-all kidnapper? Yeah, he's a kid murderer. Well, why did he hurt? Why did he kidnap the security guard then? Oh, he was just killing him.

Well, but do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. All right, we'll get to it. Sometimes you just need to be a murder man. Remember? Yeah. Okay, all right. So, then we get, we, we, we, we, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tha. tha. tha. th. tha get this dude who's waking up in his bed. Yeah. Who is from the Hunger Games?

Oh, is he now? Okay. I've never seen those. No, don't look at me like that. Battle Royale is so good. But you're such a J-law fan that I figured you would have gotten in there. Am I? I don't know. I don't think I am. You always talked about Wintersbone? That means something different to me.

So this guy is a dream theory book and a prescription bottle on his nightstand, so he's obscot mental problems. And a poster of what, Nebraska? Nebraska? Yeah. Jerk it off to Nebraska? Who doesn't? Such clean air? You ever been to Nebraska? I'm sure I've driven through it. Yeahto Nebraska. Who doesn't? Such clean air. You ever been to Nebraska? I'm sure I've driven through it. Yeah. I'm in Omaha. Omaha, baby! They have a chef boyardy statue. That's all. Why have you been to Omaha? Work. Okay. Yeah. But they had a great emo scene in the like 90s or 2000s. Yeah, I remember the emo band Omaha from Omaha. That's lame.

I like it. What if we were Pittsburgh? If we could get away with it, why not? I don't think we could. That's what I'm saying. Look at Asia. Wait. I assume it's a band made up of Asian people.

You know that's not true. You know it's a Prague Rock supergroup. What about Europe? Oh they were Europeans. All right. Boston where they hail from? I'm not sure Boston? Yeah. Really? Hondu? Tusha. Tusha. Okay so he's talking to this kid. You think- Get-Up Kids from Get Up Town? They were from Omaha weren't they? Somewhere out there. Oh yeah, Kansas. They're from Kansas. Yeah. The kid like ignoring you and the the the their. their. th. their. their. th. their. th. their. their. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're they're. they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're yeah, Kansas, they're from Kansas. Yeah. The kid like ignoring you and then being like, OK, OK, when you repeat yourself makes me fucking nuts. This got my hackles up. Did you assume this was his daughter? Yeah.

I did. Yeah. Me, too. So we learned that he's a mall security man. Yes, he's eating lunch with his friend who never comes back, which disappointed me. Yeah, because they seem to have a good relationship. I feel like he must have just been hit the cutting room floor. Yeah. Other scenes, yeah. Yeah.

Because also a Cow Ripken card, I don't think is actually worth $800. I just doubt that any baseball card is worth $800. I think I have baseball blindness because Jr. rookie card that he traded for mission control. It doesn't matter. Gotcha. It doesn't matter. So while he's talking about this, our protagonist Mike sees a kid looking around, he appears to be lost, and then a man sort of runs up to him quickly and storms away, dragging him kind of by the arm. Yeah. Not great. Yeah, but looking like a dad for all intents and purposes. The child was a bit of a chip off the old block, for sure.

Yeah. What does Mike do? Well, he thinks it's a child abduction, so he jumps the dad and starts beating him to death in a fountain. He sure does. No real consequences on that assault thing, huh? No, just lost his job, the end. They were like, you don't work here anymore and he was like, dope!

Do I work in prison now? Oh my god. And he's like full-on like, piston-fisting this man in the face. Yeah, it's brutal. It's brutal. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th th th th th th th tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th th tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th th. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he, and he, and he th th th th th th th th th th th thi. And he's thi. And he's th th th thi th th th th th thi th th th thi th th thi th thi. th in the face. Yeah, it's brutal. It's brutal. Yeah. Oh my God. So now he's got to go see a career counselor. Who is the career counselor?

It's my friend and yours, Matthew Lillard. And frankly, I just want to see Matthew Lillard be happy in this world. Sure. And he looks like he's having a great time in this movie. Surprisingly not chewing the fuck out of the scenery in this first scene. He is sedate in this scene. Yeah, I think it's because they told him you could do it later. So he's got a job for Mike if Mike wants it but it's night and Mike can't do nights. Yeah. Because he has a daughter sister in home. A daughter sister, yes this is his sister. Mm-hmm. And so when he goes to see Matthew Lillard, the career counselor, he says something about his, he like seems surprised at his last name.

Right, Matthew's like, well, what's your full name? Yeah. Your Mike Schmidt. I was like, oh, do you think he's related to the baseball player? And then I thought, do you just know, did you just know, that that that that that that that that the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th I thought, do you just, did you just know that that, like, by the end of the movie, I was like, did you just remember that kid's last name and also it was Schmidt and you just assume they were related? Yeah, okay.

You know how many Mike Schmitz I've met in my regular ass life? How many? A lot? Really? Yeah, including themittie. Yeah. Love a 70s Philly. So Matthew Willard, yeah, well, he has this sort of like, this deal of like, oh, it's just not that easy to get a job. And then he's like, I have a job for you.

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Well, he was just trying to tell you he had a kidney thing. It's true. And you weren't listening, you were like, no, he's fine. He's my sweet baby angel, he would never do anything wrong. He lived a good long life. Yeah, man, we figured out he was 18 years old. Damn. Yeah, could have voted. Could have voted.

Yeah, did he though? I mean, like, I wish he would do his duty. Voted to shed this mortal coil. He sure did, though. That's his right. Miss him like crazy. Hug your cats for me. So we get a flashback. Yes. Of little Mike with his loving family at a campground. Yeah. And we see a flashback of his little brother being

kidnapped. Of his parents telling him to watch his little brother while his mom claims up Coca-Cola at a campground. Just let that hit the floor. Who gives a shit? Yeah. What are you going to do? mop the dirt? What are you doing? And then dad that hit the floor. Who gives us shit? Yeah. What are you gonna do? Mop the dirt? What are you doing? And then dad is cooking on the Coleman grill, which I really appreciate it. But also it seems like by the time he stands up, this has already happened.

Yes. It wasn't really his fault. I mean, it he was a child. A child. And this is all in a dream, like we realize that it's all in a dream that he's having. Yes, we get a lot of hints that he's very tired and sleeps a lot. Yeah. And he's very pale and unshaven.

Tragic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very tragic-Tragic-Tragic-Trag Mary Stewart Masterson. She's so funny. She's so great. Why isn't she in more things? I don't know. Yeah. Is she in more things and maybe we just don't see them? Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. She looks exactly the fucking same as she did in the 80s. She sure does. Yeah. She is trying to get custody of Abby, the little sister. Yeah, and that's when I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. tr. to tre. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. to get custody of Abby, the little sister. Yeah, and that's when I have the note, oh, it's a sister. Yeah, yeah. She's saying that like, it's not normal to draw pictures, have imaginary friends and enjoy magical creatures, and I was like, Aunt Jane, how fucking dare you? I love that Aunt Jane's lawyer is this like,

Doug. Who is just like a deer in headlights the entire time that he's around her and we're like so we just go with like Aunt Jane being the naggiest nag that's ever nagged like she's like a Disney evil villain aunt level like just character. Snapping it poor old Doug. Again why I think this might be a good movie for children. You're right it has Disney vibes. Yeah there's today today's today the the the the ki ki ki ki ki ki ki ki ki their ki ki their their their ki their their their ki this might be a good movie for children. You're right, it has Disney vibes.

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Uncle Scrooge's neglect. Yeah, ay. Can I ask a question about this movie? Sure. When is it set? Yes. Okay. Amorphous time. Feels like the 90s, doesn't it? It does, but they keep saying in the 80s, which wasn't that long ago, you know?

But I feel like the one time we see a cell phone, it's a flip phone? Yeah, the one guy has a flip phone and Max the babysitter has like a brick, Nokia. Yeah, but I feel like it's supposed to be set in like a no time. I guess so. Yeah. Yeah, that's the vibe. It stresses me out. Because the cars aren't modern cars. But they're also not old that old tiny. They're just like a little boxy. Yeah. So sometimes. This movie happens sometime. I don't like that, I have to say. Okay. I want to know when. You want a period piece. A cultural a cultural a cultural a cultural a cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural cultural. Yeah. A cultural. A cultural. A cultural. A cultural. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I like a cultural. I like a cultural. I like a cultural. I like a cultural. I. I like. I. I like a cultural. I like a cultural. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. cultural context. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is a movie about possessed animatronics. And child death, two things which are very disparate. But very 80s. So yeah, so Aunt Jane's plan is to get Abby away. And Mike, who is the brother, realizes that he has to get his shit together. He's got to get a job so it looks good on paper.

Because there's like, there's all these very supportive people in his life, like his co-worker that we never see again. And the woman that works at the school with Abby, who's very supportive. We see her at the end, because she's like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to thi. thi at the end because she's like, whatever you're doing, you're doing a great job. And I was like, man, you're a great fucking teacher. You know, I'm just telling me that she keeps robbing her buggers under the desk or whatever. Oh, weird things kids are doing. Yeah. So he calls Lillard back and he's like, I want that job. And he ends up as a security guard at a pizza place that is Charles Cheddar.

It's Chucky Cheese basically. But Matthew Little is like, okay, yeah, you should take that job. Let me give you some back story. Yeah. Which is just exposition about why it has not been torn down. Like some investor bought it but doesn't want to do anything with it. The original owner, I thought he said. Oh, was it the original owner?

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Yes. Oh, it's also dingy as fucking there. And he has to turn on Al all the power which lights the sign out front. Why would you do that? And also there's an old thank you trash can that is one hundo from a burger king of that era. I like can see it in my brain. Wow. You remember the Burger King trash cans? Yeah, it was at eye level. You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah. I didn't have a neck as a child. It was very sad. Just head to shoulders. Listen old trash neck Katie.

She was staring at trash cans. Why are you looking at my dick? I swear to you I'm not. Sir, I thought you were a Wendy's. I would do so many fucking crossword puzzles at this job. I want this job so badly. Yeah, like the amount of books that I would get through. Listen to podcasts. So he watches the video that's like, hey, you're a security guard at, what is it like, Freddy Fasbender? Bears, Paz Bears, not Michael Fastbenders, and his penis.

Sometimes that I told you to Google it and you did it on the podcast, I'm like, we're just kind of done for a while. You know, sometimes I need to check out too. Sometimes I need a little brain break for Michael Fastbender's penis. I thought the security training video is really funny. Yeah, but it felt very 80s as well. Yeah. This is where I realize I don't like mascots. Sure. And the lady who's doing the tape training is like, here let me show you what the animatronics look like and then they go, wow, wow, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tap's. And tap's. And tap's tapes. T tapes' is all's tapes all's tapes. tapes all's tapes all's tapes all's tapes tapes tapes tapes. tapes. tapes. tapes. tapes. tapes. tapes. tapes. tapes. tap is tap is tap is tap is tap is tap is tap's. tap's. tap's. tap's. tapes. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. Ta's tapes tapes all tapes all tapes all tapes all tapes all tapes all tapes all tapes are tapes all tap then they go, wow, wow, wow, and the tapes all fucked up. Yeah, God. So he goes on a walk just to check out the, the, the room, see what's going on. I swear I can smell it.

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Yeah. Yeah, I've never had their pizza now. Because it smells like vomit. Even when you get a 40 from there, your 40 smells like vomit. Like, what are you doing? Your 40 has been pre-puked on for your pleasure. I mean, I'm going to do to do to do to do it, thanks for doing it first. I'm gonna do it in 40 hands. Yeah, oh yeah, they're cheapish there. Sure.

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They're not speaking and then they run away. And immediately we think this has nothing to do with the place that he is in. No. We're immediately like these kids are not going to come back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back. their th again. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. these kids are not going to come back. No. This is just a weird aberration in the movie. Some coincidence. Yeah. Coincidence, psychic phenomena? You decide. Then he looks at his watch and he's wearing a Cassio watch and I thought, well, what fucking

year is it? Furiates me. So we get back to his house and Max has been watching Abby, the babysitter, Max. And you're like, oh, she's so cute. And then the next scene she's sitting at a table with Aunt Jane in a diner because she was hired by Jane. Yeah, yeah. And she's got a chubby brother, and you know that can only mean one thing.

Trouble. He's a bad man. Okay. Doug is also at the table. Love Doug. Doug is just, what a weird character choice. Just to be like, Doug, you're terrified. You're terrified of everything around you at all time. I mean, they just wrote him into this movie. I don't know why, but they did. Sir, do you mind sitting down at this table and being a lawyer? What? But way through the conversation about how these people have been hired by Jane to get some dirt on Mike to prove that he's endangering Abby. Doug stands up and is like, I shouldn't be part of this conversation, and Jane just shoves him down. Sit down, Doug. And the chubby brother says, why don't we just kill him and Doug just stands up again fucking love you Doug

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middle brother because, you know. She was in there more recently. Yeah, she was in there more recently. And she, you know, he had been there. Yeah, maybe he left to know when I'm about five. Garrett was here, oh and. Whatever moms think their kids are kicking, they're just leaving notes for the next child. No. Weird. I remember towards the end of my pregnancy being like real fucked up about the fact that there was a full-size naked human inside me. I remember telling you this and you were like, would you like her to be wearing clothes?

So not full-sized. I mean, a full-sized human? I remember telling you this and you were like, would you like her to be wearing clothes? So not full-sized. I mean, a full-sized human. Yeah, fun-sized. Well, yeah. It's not like I dropped out of you. Oh, God. I literally just like did the hardest kegle of my whole life.

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That's right. Yeah, so Mike is back dreaming at his job. Dream, he should be fired. Yeah, no, he's a terrible employee. He's a terrible employee. Like, I think he's supposed to have a character arc, but he doesn't. He goes from being a terrible employee to a terrible employee. Yeah, and in between there, he's kind of a shit brother. Yeah. So he's dreaming again. And the kids are back, but one of them like slashes him? Slashes his arm. He chases, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. the th. th. Yeah. th. th. the th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah... He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the the the the arm. After he chases them. He chases them, right? Yeah, yeah, and he gets slashed by them. And then when he looks at the kid he's got blood coming out of his eyes and he's screaming? Mm-hmm.

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to dream about it. Yeah, and we're about to learn why. Mm-hmm. Because when he wakes up, there, there's a knocking at the door door door door door door door door door door door th door th door tho tho tho th door tho th at the door. Yeah. Who's knocking at the door? A pretty lady cop. Yeah, hot officer Vanessa. Yeah, hot officer Vanessa. Vanessa Shelly's Frankenstein. Yeah. Vanessa is a hell of a name. Vanessa. Vanessa's a hell of a name. Vanessa. Vanessa. Yeah. It's a lot, it's like a lot, but it's good. Yeah. Vanessa. turn up of a name. Vanessa. Yeah. It's a lot, but it's good.

Yeah. Turn up there with Rebecca. Rebecca. Rebecca's just somehow more common though. That's biblical. Vanessa, she sounds exotic, Vanessa. Wow, I've never thought of Vanessa is sounding exotic. No. Have you ever known a goddemeanessa?

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Well, that's two jobs, but I don't recall what they were. So she takes him to meet the animatronics. No way would they still run, right? Although it's, who knows what it could be three years later? It could be 1987. We have no idea. We have no idea. It's very frustrating. I guess it wouldn't be with cell phones,

but you get my drift. So they're in the birthday party room, and the band is out. Looking very much like the Chucky G's band? Were you very let down that the drummer? I. to those bands. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, I was bummed. They're awesome. Think about how many kids you could cram into that drum set. It's true, it's a great place to hide a child. Yeah.

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She's giving you that vibe? She's vibing on him. He looks cutey. So tired. Yeah, he's a patoot. You know what I like about him he has no lips. I think that's very interesting. Yeah, you know what I like like like like like like like like like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I like that that that I like. that I like that I like that that that I like that that that that that that that that that's like like that's like that's like that I like that's like. that's like. that's like. that's like. that's like. that's a that's. that's. I like. I like that's. I like that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. that I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that's. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I think that's very interesting. Yeah, you're not allowed to have lips if you were in the Hunger Games. Is that true? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Look at that, Jennifer Lawrence, to get that plastic surgery to give herself lips. Mm-hmm. Guys, stop putting shit in your lips, just let them be. Yeah. They're meant to be the size they're meant to be.

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No, Hank is 52 at the lowest. Like, what is his deal? He needs a new gig. This is not working for him anymore, going and busting and busting up the Freddy's. I don't know. He's like, yeah, I'll show up and wreck some pinball machines. Fuck yeah, man. I always hate the slapin and slapping and slapping.

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These kids love shallots on their shit-ass pizza. When he turns back around, the animatronic is gone. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, whoa, what's going to happen? And then the horror bird wearing a bib that says let's eat is suddenly standing behind him holding it. You mean the nightmare chicken? Nightmare chicken? Absolutely. I think it looks fantastic. Yeah, his name is Chika. We learned later. I love the design of these. It just lunges at the, um, the cupcake lunges off the bird's hand. Hand? Wing? It's got a hand I think. I think it's a hand. Yeah, because that bird's like's like is like's like's like's like's like's like's like's like's like's like's like's like's like's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like the bird's like their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the off the bird's hand. Hand? Wing? It's got a hand, I think. It's a hand, yeah, because that bird's like playing bass later.

Yeah, the bird is playing bass later. You can't just do a slap with your wing. And then the horror bird turns to look at the old man, which is just very menausing. The old man, do you mean the old man who's hanging out with these teens to go and smash stuff? Yeah. Yeah. He's hiding in a closet or a store room or something. Yeah. And then the fox is in there with him.

The pirate fox with the claw for hand. What? Oh, can I tell you a joke? Lucy told me the other day? Yeah, please. What did the pirates say at his 80th birthday party? Hmm. What do they say? I'm Maty. And that's what I thought of when I saw this fox. Katie.

Alan. How much does a pirate charge for an ear of corn? How much? It's a bucket of ear? Hey, what's a pirate's favorite letter? Uh, I have no idea. When don't you guess? P for pirate. Ah, you'd think it'd be R, but his first love is the C. Do you hear about that new pirate movie that's going on?

What is it? It's rated R. Wow. The end of the year, babies, we've got senioritis. We're not taking a vacation or anything. We just don't give a shit this week. Suck it! Yeah, Alan did the, um, degeneration X.

Okay, so the fox is going around, the bunny, no it's not a bunny, the fox is going around, the bird is going around, and I'm just like loving every second of this. They're just murdering now, it's fun murders. Yeah, and it's like all off screen, you don't see anything happening. You're right, it is all off screen, is it? Yeah, I think even when we see there's a beheading that happens where the bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear. the bear. the bear. the bear the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. that happens where the bear bites somebody's head bites Max's head off. Yeah, right. And that's done in shadow play. Right. Max's brother tries to pick up the phone but they're when he picks it up it's just kids laughing. Yeah. That was a really nice touch. Spooky little kids. Yeah. And this is where I have a note that goes, have the kids spirits possess the animatronic.

Did you figure it out already? I did. Note 63, I figured it how. I mean, it's just that they're like looking into the camera and doing a little play for Max's brother. And like, animatronics don't understand security cameras and seemingly ventilation systems because that cupcake is in the vent. No. Katie, can I read, Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry, thiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. I th. I th. I th. I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi. theeeat, theat, theat, tho. toeat, toe. toeat, thi. tho. thi. thi. I thi. I th. in the vent. No. Katie, can I read you note number 68? Sure.

Fuck yeah, Henry Kissinger died. Yes. So excited. Rest in PS. Yes. Just pools of piss. Pools of piss. Thank you for all the genocides.

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Oh yeah. Yeah. Which I feel like maybe if you played this video game all of this would feel to you the way that Hell House movie fell to us because we're just so in love with the source material. But for some of this I was like, what are you talking about, you know? But being a Chuckie Cheeseie's officionado wasn't enough to get you on board with this? I don't know.

I feel like, there's not a lot of dead children at the Chuckie Cheese when you were there. Just at the bottom of the ball pit. God, I was scared of ballpits too. Yeah, they really were. And I was a small child. I like loved a big slide but hated the ball pit. Oh man, so that's a terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Just terrible. So there's a small child making Max chase him because Max has shown up. A little boy. Mm-hmm. And he, she chases him into the animatronic room and he's saying, warmer, warmer.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, to get custody of her. Yeah, she says I hate you Mike. Well, she's he's no Does she? That's not till she. Oh, okay. I thought she was mad at him for the court papers. No, she's just upset because he's like I'm not, he tells her at that point that he's not gonna, oh, but she says that Aunt Jane is mean and smells like cigarettes and I was like, oh no, it's me. Oh no, it's half the people I work with. I don't smell like cigarettes. Vanessa shows up just to tell him that someone broke into Freddy's and found his sleeping bills. Uh-huh. Yeah. And that he's gonna be in trouble if she doesn't cover this up so he better have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to be to be to be to be to. to. the to. I. to be. the to be. their. th. th. I. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their. their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And. And, th. And. And. And. And. And, th. And. And. And, th. And. And. And. And, th. And. And. And. And. And. And. Yeah. And that he's going to be in trouble if she doesn't cover this up so he better have a good excuse. Let's go down to the sewage ditch and talk about it.

Yes, let's go to the sewage ditch and leave the child alone. He has a theory or has researched a theory that we don't forget anything. That everything is still somewhere stored in our brain. That is so not true. I don't believe that for a second. I have lost whole years. I really have. I spent 45 minutes trying to figure out where I put a book the other day. Do you think I should have just taken a nap to see my dream theories would have thrown it back at me? I thought my car was stolen because I couldn't remember where I that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a that for a the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. therying to figure out where I put a book the other day. Do you think I should have just taken a nap to see my dream theories would have thrown at me? I thought my car was stolen because I couldn't remember where I parked it. Who would steal my car? High demand.

Hi demand. You know what's a hot, hot rod these days? 2011. Oh, I really want get it to 20. I really want that classic car vanity plate. I'm getting there. Would you get it like Rolla for the plane? Tell me I won't. So he kind of gives her the backstory of his brother getting kidnapped and then I guess

they his parents had another child they had Abbey. Yeah. Which seems kind of like a wild thing to do but okay. Is she like one of those like this will save our marriage kids? I don't know. But it sounded like they stayed together because the mom died and the dad couldn't stand it. And so he killed himself I assume he just left them, he abandoned them, that was my life that I got from it. And somehow Vanessa turns

this into a thing like, well from where I'm sitting you're lucky because you have Abby. And like I hate when people say you're lucky even though terrible things have happened to you. Like that's not thuuuuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea he hea he he he he he thu thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo he he he thethings have happened to you. Like that's not luck. Being born Paris Hilton is luck, you know? 100% having three-fifths of your family dead or missing, not luck. You know that lifelong trauma that has just ruined everything for you if you're so lucky. So lucky. But it is like on some levels like yeah but like you've been through all this but dog you're trying to raise this kid so like yeah maybe maybe go to a therapist and then yeah focus on this kid but he is a young man presumably. I can't figure out his age either like is he because I think the actors in his 30s probably but he couldn't really realistically be more than like 23, right? For the for the movie? For the movie, yeah. Just based on childbearing years of his mother. You know what I'm saying? Sure. Yeah. When was she fertile? Let's get a chart.

Well, based on her age when he, the Garrett disappears and the flashbacks and whatever, doesn't matter. So he takes Abby and whatever, doesn't matter. So he takes Abby to work because Max is missing. Right, and he can't just leave her at home. And so she's building a fort and she says, it's like camping and he's like, oh, how dare you say camping? And then he fucking goes to sleep with his headphones on while Abby is there. Yeah, that seems like the responsible thing to do. What a piece of shit. Maybe Aunt Jane should take her.

Well, doesn't he do the cleanup montage before that? He does. He does a lot of cleaning. Yeah, he does a great job. It looks really nice on there. I assume that's because they forgot timeline-wise when the destruction of the place was supposed to happen and everything else later. And they're like, I just feel feel like th th th th like th like he th like he th like he th like he th like he th like he th like he th like he th like he th like he th like he could feel like he could feel like he could th like he could th like he could th like th like th like th like th like th like th like thi thi thi thi thi th and they're like, cleaning montage? Yeah. I just feel like he could take one night off of his dreaming expeditions to make sure his little sister doesn't wander into this place that has like a bunch of weird metal if nothing else. So the ghost boy comes and gets Abby. Yeah, he whispers Abby.

And she's like, Mike, I'll be right back. Yes. She's cute as a button. She's cute as a button. Yeah. And she sees these eyes laid up in the darkness and I think it's very good. And then he wakes up to her screaming. Yes. And she's like blood-curdlingly screaming. Well, first he's having the dream where he's talking to the kid, the kid, like you're the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. She's their. She's, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. their. I. I. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. their. the dream where he's talking to the kid, like you're the kids who disappeared, you know what happened to Garrett, and the kid says, if you show, if we show you, what will you give us? And then the, she starts screaming that wakes him up, but the child is drawn like a rabbit in the dirt, which I thought was the fox because they have the same ears. Or the other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other b. the other. the other. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.... Hea. Hea. Hea. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the was the fox because they have the same ears. Or the other bunny that's already been there. But there has, we have seen pictures of this yellow bunny.

Right, in Abby's drawings, right? Yeah. Or are they in the drawings in the restaurant? Okay. Yeah. But yeah, he wakes up to Abby screaming and she's befriended the animatronics and they're tickling her. Yes, and I love how Freddy, how his face changes, like the from angry to like accepting? I like it. Yeah, the brows go calming. Yeah, it's nice. They're called Bonnie, Foxy and Chika are the other three. Foxy looks insane. I wrote this note toto myself I don't remember writing but Stans. I wish I had big magical friends who were capable of murder and then keep my hands clean. Fuck what a you're planning. Yeah. Yeah. This is when dip shit Mike

realizes that all of her drawings are of these animatronic friends and the children's. How did she know? Okay. And then Vanessa is back at Freddy's? Okay so the next morning yes Abby is eating. Yeah which we had seen prior in the movie we had seen earlier in the movie that she was refusing to eat so now she's eating and you the movie that she was refusing to eat. So now she's eating and you're like, oh, that's good. That's great. She's got friends. And he says to her, are they ghosts?

And she's like, of course, how else do they make the robots move? And Abby's like, yeah, we, we need to make a fort. And he's like, yeah, we're not going to make a fort. And Vanessa goes, let's make a fort. Oh, that's when they're back at the restaurant. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Because this whole bit here, there's like this reveal of the ghost kids

controlling the animatronics and Mike learning about it. It all feels a bit like stilted and weird. It doesn't flow very well. Yeah, I knew there were some gaps in my notes because I was just disinterested and things were happening. Yeah. Like, yeah, no, I'm aware of what's happening. Let's move along here. But yes, they build a fort set to Elastica. Yeah. And this is where I wrote in all caps, is Vanessa a I assume she wasn't actually a cop and she was just like faking the funk on all this.

Because she never seems to do any cop work. She never has an actual cop job. Trilling this hottie around his sister. And there's one little girl in the dream sequences who's like a little blonde girl with long hair and I thought maybe she's a ghost, she's one of those kids, but she came back in a corporeal form of a lady cop. I should do. A beautiful lady cop. She says something to him like I don't understand why you keep bringing her here and it's like because he doesn't have child care. And that's actually not the reason. It's because he feels closer to Garrett there. Yeah. And she's a friend of the animatronics so he now wants he he to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to he to to he he to he to he to he he he he to he he he to he he to to to to to to to to to the the the the the to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. tol. tol. tol. tole. tole. to. tole. to. to. tole. to. to. tole. to. to. tol. I to. not the reason. It's because he feels closer to Garrett there. Yeah. And she's a friend of the animatronics, so he now wants her to talk to the animatronics, her being Abby.

Right, she like gives and takes messages. And then Vanessa turns on a dime and starts screaming at him to let it go. All right. Which is her trying to save him from the pain that he knows is coming down the pike at him. Is he to be murdered? Is Abby to be murdered? Are both of them to be murdered to be murdered? What is the plan right now? Abby is going to be stuck into an animatronic and he's going to be murdered? But she has to be murdered to be stucke? into an animatronic, right? Well sure, yeah, yeah. So the killer is just a kill, okay, it's unusual, okay.

Okay, so we hear, okay, or maybe Vanessa's dad was the owner and he murdered the kids, in which case why? What? Yes, and? Question stands? She does say to him if you ever bring Abby back here again, I will shoot you. Shoot you. Yeah. And then Abby says, she seemed angry with you. Most people seem angry with you. Why does everyone always look at you that way?

Oh, because I'm a dick. Yeah. Abby is like, and before that, Abby's like dancing with the the trunets the guitar and passes out? It sparks. the guitar and passes out? It sparks. Something about the electricity, I guess, is iffy, and it shoots her back in an electrocuted moment. Gotcha, gotcha. So he, yeah. So Abby wakes up in the morning and Jane is there.

Right, because he makes a phone call that says I need help. I hate this. Yeah. I hate the scene. Why do you hate this? Because she's so upset she starts scribbling him out of all of her pictures. Yeah, that's not going to come back up. That breaks my heart. Aunt Jane, I haven't known if that just says MSM is a thiber. M. S M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. M. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. Mary Stewart Masters. Yeah, she's a shitbird. She's just really unkind and and Abby is pissed that she's there. So she goes, yeah, crossing out all of Mike's, you know, because Mike is in all of her drawings. Yeah, he's like the central figure in all of them. Yeah, she loves him. And then he's at the, he's at the pharmacy. Oh, yes. And the guy's like, you know what I take and I can't sleep?

warm glass of milk with some chamomile and some honey. And I was like, you know, that sounds fucking delicious. Okay, I was wondering why I had a note that says warm milk is reprehensible for adults to drink. Now I know. And every time I try typing camomell and I blame you for this, my phone would change Camomil to a Chameleaer. That is 100% my fault. I'm so sorry. My phone try to change Camemile to Camillioner. That's my life.

You hated. Auto-correcting and trying to catch me red and dirty. Trying to get me riding dirty. Oh, he covers that Weird Ow so white and nerdy. It's such a good one. Weird Owls such a fucking treasure. So we're back in the dream world, but things are different now and the kids are like, you know, you could be living like this if you stop playing. Yes. Okay, so mom, dad and Garrett are all th and th and th and th. And th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th trying th trying trying trying trying to get trying trying trying to get to get trying to get trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying th. thing, thing, thing, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the kids are like, you know, you could be living like this if you stop playing. Yes. Okay, so mom, dad, and Garrett are all there. And it's not the same sequence. It's not the groundhog day. Yeah. And the kid says to him, this could be real. Right. You said we could have anything we wanted. We want Abby. And he's like, yeah, th At first, which is bizarre, right? Yeah, let me get my brother back, which has been the focal point of my life.

For which I have murdered my sister. Yes, I will willingly give up this beautiful, beautiful child. In the meantime, though, the dream mom is trying to convince him to give her up. Like, you were never the right person to take care of her. Yeah. He just agrees. Yeah. And then he's like, wait, no, I didn't mean that. Shit. Yeah. Yeah. And then he realized that Abby can be his new Garrett, right. Which I have the note, but Abby can be your new Garrett dog. Yeah. There's like there's garrets to go around. So now he's being attacked by the kids again? Yeah, they're just straight up like slashing him. Yeah.

And then he ends up locked in the saw machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is the inside of an animatronic, which has these like harnesses. Do we talk about this already? Okay. With like sawblades and shit in them, yeah. We've talked about so many other things I forgot. We are an hour into this already. Fuck it. And he, the room that he gets up in, he gets free from the bear saw face and he is in a room with all of the vandals who had broken

in to smash stuff up. Yes. Max and her crew. And then we hear what my, what the subtitles came up as Foxy Scatting. I wrote Foxy Loves Roccapella, so there you go. Also, how does a giant animatronic get into your house without you knowing? Oh, but a bee, bup, bup, bup, b-pah, I don't know. Yeah, so Jane is trying to talk to Abby back at Mike's house, Mike and Abby's house. And she's like, whatever, fuck it. And the the the the the the the the the the the the they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, tho, tho, tho-s, too-s, toge, together, together, together, together, together, tho-s, tho-s, And she's like, whatever, fuck it. And then she goes and sit down the lazy boy and goes, ugh. She's happy.

Appreciate that. Appreciate that from you very soon, Master's sick. Yeah, she's happy. So the boy says to her, they're all waiting for you. It's time to go play. Yeah. And they walk out into the living, the living. the living. to. the living room and you see Aunt Jane's like the lower half of her body sprawled on the floor and he's like silly Aunt Jane she fell asleep they murdered her which begs the question what's gonna happen to Mike when they get home and that never comes back up yeah yeah yeah so then she calls an Uber or

something it's a regular ass taxi and he's listening to Brandy which is clearly and I still know what you did less on a reference. Oh yeah he's talking about how he hates or he loves him when his shoes shoot back out of the trier. Love it when they do that. He's like where you go in little lady to the little girl and then the animatronic gets in the car and they go to Freddy's and I was like why is this this real? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. th. to to to to to to. to. I to to to the. I to the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th And I was like, why is this real? Why is he there? It's very... I don't know. If you're a ghost, if you're a ghost, yeah, just travel. Just ride along? I've seen Ghost Dad, I know how it works. I know. I know. Ayay. So we get back to the place and Vanessa's taking care of Mike and that's when he realizes that Vanessa is in on it or she has to tell him because he never realizes anything. He knows she's like the man who took them was very bad and cruel but clever.

Dad that dad. D D D D D D D D D D Duh. Mike. I'm still going to give you a hand job but I'm not going to like it. He put the bodies where they would never Mike, I'm still gonna give you a hand job, but I'm not gonna like Anna. He put the bodies where they would never think to check. I would think they'd think to check. I, yes, it's she goes, it's not just their ghosts that are inside of those machines, it's their bodies and I thought, no, I cannot show this to Lucy. Also those bodies would stink to high hell. High hell! The kids don't want to hurt anyone, but he influences them.

And this is where I was like, wait, what? Okay, all right. This is starting to trickle downhill for me. They're losing it. They're losing the thread here. Yeah. I feel like it's that scene in a cartoon where like a refrigerator cable gets wrapped around Daffy Duck's ankle and then the refrigerator falls on the flight of stairs and he has a few seconds before it. Yeah. This is where that, this is the precipice upon which this movie is positioned.

So Abby shows up at Freddy's and I realize we still haven't seen the yellow bunny yet and I wonder if that's gonna come up at any point. Well and also she's like, and there's a yellow bunny. What? the name is William Aft. I. th. th. th. the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. A. A. Yeah, they. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. the. the. P. the. this. this. this. P. A. A. P. A. A. A. P. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. is William Afton. He's my father. Mike, are you listening? No, I've been dreaming this whole time. Then I thought, so she keeps this fucking place from being knocked down? Dude. Dude. Dude. Oh, and we see a picture of her with her father in the yellow bunny costume. Yep. And she's holding Garrett's plane. Yes, right. Right. So that's when dumb, dumb Mike finally catches up

to what the fuck has been going on this entire movie. Mike is doing a jigsaw puzzle, but it's one of those four piece ones that fits in a frame for toddlers. He's like, I see it now. Inception for morons. So then the the monster people start playing, talking to your sleep again by their romantic. Then I thought these poor kids are just performing this song all the time. Like did they do this just to the empty room sometimes? Oh no. Practice. All right, yeah. So she has taken Mike to a like police outpost. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No one ever goes to the point of mentioning that it's like never ever goes to this police outpost. So she gives him the cop car and says if he's there I won't be of any use to you, believe me. Yeah. Because I guess he just controls her. She says, if you could see the you that... So she gives him a cattle prod and a taser and says, these should disrupt the electronics and the animatronics. Yeah, I think she says electricity is the key. Yeah. And she tells them how to get in, she's like, there's a secret vent she can go through. I was like, okay, video game movie, you gotta figure all that stuff out. Yes, you just hit the hint button. Yeah, we can see that Chika has Abbey. Well first, they're doing the song on stage and he dumps a bucket of water onto the floor on their feet and then hits him with the electricity. Right, right. Yeah, but yes, Chika has Abby. Yeah, and

Chika is trying to put Abby in the animatronic that Mike found earlier that Vanessa told him about that if you put a body in there it'll crush it inside. Yes. I love Chika's like not impressed and also evil eyes. Yeah. Yeah, looks so good. She's got a, she's got a resting bitch face. Yeah. Begs the question. Yeah.

Who's inside that cupcake? Just a baby? Just a tiny baby. Ay, ay. So the cupcake attacks Mike and it can fly and drag him around and it's ridiculous. He tases it in its mouth. Yeah, for a long time? Yeah.

So the machines, all the game machines start turning on. Yeah. And just looking at the ball pit where Abby is now hiding, smart girl, it gives me such fucking anxiety I had to like take off my sweatshirt. I was like I'm sweating, I can't do this. I did like that it seemed as Foxy was walking through the game room, the games were being powered by Foxy being nearer them. Yeah, that was cool. That was really cool. But yeah, she hides in the ball pit and Yellow Bunny arrives. Yeah, I still hadn't put it together who the dad was going to be. I was like, is he alive?

Who is it? I think I had assumed the father was dead. Sure. I thought he was a ghost too. The safe assumption. Yeah. And then I thought, Vanessa fucking sell the building. Or just stop going. Yeah. I mean, it looked like valuable property. I don't know. It's huge. So Vanessa grabs Abby out of the ball pit. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thoes. I'm thoes. I'm the thi. I don't know, it's huge. So Vanessa grabs Abby out of the ball pit. And the bunny starts beaten on Mike and then takes its head off and lo and behold it's Matthew Lillard. But before he takes his head off he says I killed your brother, now I kill you. Symmetry my friend. Is that symmetry? I don't think so? I don't think so. No, because one was a kid now he's an adult. Yeah, that's not what what what what what what that's not that's not that's not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thii. I thi. I's thirty. thirty. thirty. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the bony. the bony. the bony. the bony. the bony. the bony. the b. the b. the b. the b. the b. the b. the b. the b. I's the b. I's the b. I's the the b. I's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I's the. thee. theee. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the bony. B. B. B. B. I's. think so. I don't think so. No, because one was a kid, now he's an adult. That's not what that means. And there's three children of this family, so it's not even... Ooh, trimatry. Trimetry. The trilogy. It's Matthew Lillard. It's Matthew Fullid. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I love him. I love him being revealed as a bad guy in the final scenes of a movie. When does that happen before? I don't know, some other time maybe in one other movie that I'm going to think of?

Scooby-Doo? Yeah. In terms of shaggy, right in the gut, starts painting the blood on his face and turns to Daphne. That's fucked up. I can't believe you said that. Oh yeah, yay. So Vanessa shoots her dad, her dad stabs her. He says to her, you may have forgotten your loyalties, but I assure you they have not. And the animatronics are like, eh. That's what we find out.

He's like, you had one job, which is to keep people away from this and kill them if they get in here. Okay, so her job was to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. that's, they. they. they. they. they. they, they, that's, th. that's, th. We th. We that's, th. We th.. We th. We that th.. We that that that that that that the, that the, that the, the. I the. Wea. Wea. I that's thean, toean, toean. I toean. I've, toean. I've, thean. I thean. I th like, that's two jobs. Okay, so her job was to keep people away from it. Yeah. Then why was he hiring security guards? So that he could kill them? Because he's Mike Schmidt and he's been trying to kill all of the 1973's Philly lineup. He got Tug McGraw. Look out of Tufts.

It's a tugug-we'd crawl his catchface. I feel like you've told me that on this podcast before. And then acted indignant that I didn't already know it, like I was born. I really hope this turns into a horror resurgence for Matthew Lillard. I want him to be happy. I just want him the adult hacker. Wow, there are no adult hackers. No, they just work for Apple and they're like,

anyhow. Now they have stock options. Because I learned in SLC Punk that we all sell out sometimes. Sure. Yeah, we have to. So yes, Vanessa gets stabbed by her dad. Yeah, we think she's dead. And meanwhile, Abby gets a piece of paper in some crayons. And draws what actually happened to the kids

that are in the animatronics. Why don't you just tell them? It seemed like she could speak to them. Because the drawing seemed to have a power for children. Because before you even have language, thrown, thrown, thii. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, and thi, and thoomom. thi, and thi, thi, and thoomoomoom. thoomoomoomoomoom. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi. And thi. And thi. And, and thi. And, and thi. And, and thi. thi. thi. too. too. toooooooooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, before you even have language, you're a visual learner. That's true and lovely, but also she has been able to communicate with them verbally, so. Come with it now?

Nda da da da da da. Da da da. So yeah, she makes a picture up off the ground. theymeatrond. theymeat. that, tighten around him. Yeah Mike picks Vanessa up off the ground of course she's not dead you fool Children's movie. Yeah, and

Cut to Abby is doing better. She's interacting in class now. She's made real friends not dead ghosts in animatronics Mike has a little bit more color in his face. That's the only change we can see. We don't see him being employed and doing a good job at it. No. Venisa is in a coma in the hospital. He makes his kid shoes between pizza and spaghetti, which I thought was shitty. Yeah, which carb do you want? But also, no, you don't have to choose. What do you mean? Spaghetti's like 99 fucking cents. Wait, so you would make pizza and spaghetti? If my child wanted both?

Wow. You would eat both? Would you not eat both? I feel like you would give the kid like tacos or pizza? Yeah. Like go, go more multi-ethnic, like, yeah. Right. I just don't think a person should have to choose between pizza and spa. I've th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thatatatate. thatea. thatatea. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thoom. thoom. thoom. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. tha. tha. think a person should have to choose between pizza and spaghetti. I wanted them to put the pasta on the pizza. I've never eaten that of you. No. I bet someone has.

Probably. I think I've had ravioli on pizza now that I see that. How about some hot dogs? So she's been in a coma for a couple weeks. Yeah. Okay, that's it. The end. that's it. The end. And we see that's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's that. that. that. that. that's it's it. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that. that's that's that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. that's. I. that's. that Matthew Lillard is slowly dying. The kids are like watching him die. Yes, we're definitely setting up a five nights at Freddy's sequel here of the little blonde kid watching him suffer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then we get a post credit sequence. Oh, it was really fast, dude. Oh, sorry. You were like, no, no, no. I was busy. I'm busy. So throughout the movie, there's been this like little balloon statue that like little kid holding balloons that's been freaking

Mike out over and over. So we get the cabbie who got Freddie in his car earlier is now like taking a nap and someone's knocking on the window and he opens his eyes and just like like, the serious? Whoa, balloon boy! And little balloon figurines in the car with him, the end. All right. Yeah. Five nights at Freddy's. So at the end of this movie, yes. I felt like, well, that was a bit of a letdown. Sure. But maybe it wasn't. I think it was just a movie for not us. OK. Yeah.

There were a lot of parts of it I really enjoyed. Because truly, the animatronics were in ball pits, great fears of mine. Sure. Yeah. Well, what rating would you give this movie? Would you give it five Freddy's? I think it's better than that. I'm of two minds about this because I do think it's very fun.

I think the dichotomy of, oh, good word. Thank you. Of, like, possessed animatronics and also child death is like very weird and interesting and hard to look away from I feel like it's such a great premise. I feel like it had a lot of promise and then sort of Peters out at the end. Yeah, I thought it was weird that they just left her in a coma at the end. Yeah, I'd like to I mean I guess they're setting up for a sequel, I'm sure they are, that's the industry these days, but like... Sixth Night at Fridays. Yeah, all movies have to be movies. You can't just, you can't just, you can't resolve things.

Um, I'm gonna give it a six and a half. If I would watch this again whole heartedly before I'd watch, say, Exorcist Belie any of the any of the other recent Bloomhouse movies besides Megan. Yeah. Yeah. I think six is solid for this. Yeah. And again, it's not for me.

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You're not, though. Your delight. What are we doing next to your week, you little delight? I've never dressed me like that before in our friendship. You're a little delight. We're doing the Grunenberg 1977 film Rabbit. It's got an armpit in it. You're gonna like it. I was gonna make a joke about this movie that I accidentally watched

Freddy got fingered instead of a five nights at Freddy. Oh, I wish you'd work that in earlier when we were doing the jokes about this movie. Too late! I'm gonna work it on a rabbit. Rabbit got fingered. Rabbit got fingered. Eh, I kind of did a little bit of fingering. So come back for that. It's a streaming and streaming places. I think it's free on the the the the the the the the the the the their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to f. Yeah. Yeah. to to to to to to th. to f. th. to f. I got f. th. I got f. I got f. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. F. F. I'm. I'm. F. I'm. I'm. that. It's a streaming and streaming places. I think it's free on the free places and you could pay for it like idea because you don't want to watch commercials. I watched it on Pecock. Oh, did you? Yes, I sure did. Oh, I watched it on Amazon. You paid money for that. Get your fucking money back. Tell them Peacock. Give me my money. Give me money. Yeah, enjoy the rest of your Monday. Thank you so much for listening. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. P. P. P. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. money. Yeah, enjoy the rest of your Monday. Thank you so much for listening or whenever you're listening. Yeah, enjoy the rest of your day. Enjoy the rest of everything. Enjoy the rest of your life. Get the fuck out of here. But come back and enjoy it with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we need you. We need you more than you need us.

We love you. And, uh, yeah. Just go have a fucking nice day. Stop fucking around. Stop doing this shit, go fucking have a nice day. It's the most wonderful time. Let's get out of here. Thank you for listening to another episode of WhereWool Amulet! That was really enthusiastic. Thanks. Bye. Ready got fingered.

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