Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 459- A Castle for Christmas (2021) ft. my cousin Vicky

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

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Alan, can I tell you what my second note says? Please. Vicki, can I tell you what my second note says? the tell you what my second note says? Please. Vicky doesn't care that I'm famous. Can I tell you what my third note says? She keeps saying, I care, I care. Who is Vicky?

Guys, we have a special guess. Oh, snap. For our New Year's Romcom. I watched it with my cousin Vicky and our friend Pye. And Pye was not able to join us for this recording. But Vicki's here. My cousin Vickie, guys, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I care, I care, I care, I care, I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th th th th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, I ye was not able to join us for this recording, but Vicki's here. My cousin Vicky, guys! Here I am! I'm very nervous. You've never been referenced on the show before. No, people know anything about you. Um, I hear there's something about my funeral. No, my funeral. Your funeral, I'm sorry, your funeral. I would never fuck up at your funeral. Your and it like one time I was listening something and I heard my name and I

listened to it like five times and I could not figure it out apparently my husband knows yeah I do not know Alan predeces me your husband picks up the reins if in big quotes I mean if that it's probably usually men outlive their 10 year younger friends they're female outlive their 10 year younger friends. They're female friends, yeah. And Vicki's a doctor, so she can attest to that. Not. No, Dr. Vicki, as you will be henceforth known.

Thank you, thank you. Is that stolen valor? We don't really, we don't caught into that. Alan. Katie, I'm so excited to talk about today's movie. What are we doing? Some words for Angus, my new favorite movie. I don't even know what that means. We're doing a castle for Christmas. I have to say, yeah.

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You forgot about it? Yeah, they're super strong. Super strong. Right, right. You forgot about that because that grown man wanted to fuck that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby the baby, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their tho, their tho, the, the, thease, thea.a, thea.a.a.a.a. thea. thea. tooooooooooo, too, to to to fuck that baby in a later movie. What do you feel about a grown man wanted to talk a baby? You guys gave me a totally different perspective on the whole thing, but I watched it and read it when I was a teen so yeah in my mid-30s. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. that's actually really romantic. Yeah. I wanted to be a vampire. That's beautiful at her birth. That's a beautiful. that's a that. I I I I. I. I. I. I that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a bit. I that's a bit. I that's a bit. I's a bit. I was. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was a bit. I was a big. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I. I was. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was like. I was like. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm a b. I'm a th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was a b. I was a weird. That got a little weird. Does that go on in the series? I can't remember. It's been so long. So long. Well, I look forward to watching one next year. Yeah. Let me on that one. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be all over it. Next year we'll read the first Twilight book. Oh, I have bookshelf. Right there. Nix to the Hunger Games.

No, it's just Battle Royale. Sorry. My first query, and you're probably not going to have any fucking idea what I'm talking about. Okay. What's the deal with the weird couple? So three-quarters of the way through the moving. Oh my god, three- You know, the castle, the castle, and the castle, and th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th-fus- thus-fus-fus. And thi-fus. And tho-fus. tho-fus. tho-fus. tho-fusk, thoom, tho-fou-soa-soa-soa-soa-soa-so-so-so-soa-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-fououn, tho-f. tho-f. th. th. th. That was the things were real fuzzy. Real fuzzy. Castle Inn run by one Maisie of the knitting circle. Which one's Maisie? She is the black woman. Got it. Oh, okay. And the receptionist in runner of the inn. Okay. At one point she... I don't think I realize she work there. No, I don't think I need that. She never never. She the th. She's. She's a the th. She's a th. She's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a things. It's a things. It's a things. It's a things. It's a things. It's a things. It's a things. It's a things. Oh. It's a things. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh........................................ the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. the inn. Okay, okay. At one point she... I don't think I realize she work there. No, I don't think I do that. She never seems to do any actual work. Is she an employee?

The one who greets are at the front desk. Do you say so, my dude? I can't wait to find out that you both watch Star Wars and have to fuck an idea. You know when the Wookie the lady from star wars. So, like the their their their their their they they they they they they they they they're they're like, they're like of the way through the movie, there's this like tense scene where this couple comes in and they're like, we need a room for the night and she's like, yes. I only have the Christmas sweet. Yes, I try to point this out to you. Yes, the Italian couple, I made a note about it. She has red hair. She doesn't look Italian at all. We're going to gate keep Italianism here. I mean, I think our great grandmother had red hair is what I've been told. But yeah, Aunt Red. This really wasn't, this really wasn't. This really wasn't. But so she's like, I only have

the Christmas suite. Yes. And they're like, ooh, that'll do like they're gonna do murders in the Christmas suite. It got really weird. It was really. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. th. th. th. that that th. that th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that th. that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the great, the great, the great, the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great. I th. I. It got really weird. It was really weird. A fucky fantasy suite? I don't know. Maybe, but that in doesn't give, nothing about this movie gives fucky fantasy vibes. Yeah, yeah. This is in the grand tradition of Christmas Romcom's sterile as shit. It's a G-rated movie. Yeah, yeah. They couldn't even. Donna Telli. That's right. That's right. Donna Tell you're gonna bone. That's a G. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thi. the the the the thi. the thi. the thi. th. thi. th. th. a bone. That's what I wrote. See, she thought it was a fucking fantasy suite too. I was also obsessed with everyone in this movie you fucking know. I want to carry a ways to fuck that man in a kilt. I wanted just anything to happen. So weird.

So weird. I did like that this movie was g-rated and the warning that was suggestive dialogue. Where? And it was like, where, where, where? That was people. But so what I think is interesting is that the director of this film won Mary Lambert, or Lambert, is also the director of Pet Cemetery. What? Yeah, yeah, that was the shook thing that I sent you on text about.

That is really weird. But that's also kind of a bad movie, so. It is. I don't think she's a great. She's not a great. I mean, she didn't write this. Whoever wrote this should be wrapped in Tartan and thrown onto a brush fire. There's so much of that.

There's so much. Can we just really quickly talk about how does Scottish people feel offended by how much plaid there is for Tartan that was everywhere! Do they feel offended? That's what Scotland is. Is that really what Scotland looks like? Like literally that's all there was? I don't know. And English Ivy. They were literally in the back of the cab. The cab had tartin on it and then English ivy in the back. Come on guys. I think if you go to to touristy to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the tourist a the tourist a to go the t tourist a the t tourist a the toer-a the toer-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s, the-I the-I the-I the-I the-I the-I the-I their-Ilain-I their-in out their-in out their-in out their-in out their-in out their-in out their-in out their-slian their-s their their their their their their their their their their te-s tartlililtoniltoniliwoanliwoanltoniwoanli-s. I wasltoni-s. Yeah-s. Yeah-s. Yeah, tartltonneau-s. Yeah, tartli-Ili-Ili-s. Yeah, totl in the back. Come on, guys. I think if you go to touristy spots, it's definitely gonna be tarting out the Wazley. Yeah. And yeah, but. I'm just wondering if that was an offensive thing.

I don't know. I do feel it should be. There has to be more to Scotland than that. Was Carrie El-in'-Iahah. Willie. My favorite thing about him is the amount of hair spray that was in his hair because he has like kind of long hair for Kerry Elwis and like almost Dread Pirate Roberts like hair. And and at one point he like shakes his head fast and just the solid mass moves inside the tacti like a tectonic plate shift. Yeah, it was good. A terrible fucking movie. This movie opens with Brooke Shields. I have to say, I have to say. I, I, I, I, I, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like, like, like, like, like, like to say, like to say, like, like a to say like a to say like, like, like, like a to say like, like, like a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the. the. the the the the the. the the the the the. the. their their their their the. the. to to to to tectonic plate shift. Oh, God, a terrible fucking movie.

This movie opens with Brooke Shields. I have to say, needs to stop getting fillers. Come on, Brooke Shields, we love you girl. Tell me what a filler is. It's when you put, make your cheeks bigger and your lips bigger. Okay, yeah. And then, what about them brow, the eyebrows.

She's got great eyebrows. Okay, wait, I have a lot of comments about eyebrows. Go for it. She's got great eyebrows. Okay, well, yes, so she was like a big part of my childhood because back when I grew up, everyone had the skinny little eyebrows and I got these big fat eyebrows. Okay, so I like loved her because she kept the eyebrows. Yeah, thrown. Yeah. the, the toughs. Yeah. And then I made a comment. the. Okay. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. refer to him as Wesley the rest of the time. He had no eyebrows. Literally no eyebrows. But it really made him look like, that's what makes him creepy. He looks like a letsch. And he was so many moments where I was like, he's about to murder someone. Because his eyes get so big and he has no eyebrows. He is menacing in this movie. Also he has the emotional swings of a today. Hea. Hea. Hea. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, he. He. He's, he. He. He. He's, he. He's, he. He's, he. He's, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's is is is is. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the th. th. th. toddler in this film. Yes. Yes. Yakin and I have three children between us and they don't behave that way. No, no.

No, no, he's, no. He's, no. Also, I have a note here that we were talking about how your mom showed us blue lagoon when we were very, very young. One of my very favorites, very fucked. Yeah, now looking back, I'm like, wow. That's sex scene with that 14-year-old girl. Oh, yeah, yeah. And she was naked? And they're naked. There's a lot of.

She was also naked in the trunk of that George Burns movie that my mother showed me very, I don't know that one. One of the George Burns. Oh, God's my jeans? Right. Like me and my Calvin. Yeah, no panties. Yeah. Oh, Brooke Shields. Oh, I'm glad she seems to have grown up into a normal person.

I know, I always think that about her. She seems normal. But I mean, I guess her because of Tompthon Cruz was talking a lot of shit about people taking SSRIs and antidepressants and she was like, hey you know what, go fuck yourself because they save people's lives. So why don't you go fucking jump off your fucking building? Yeah, once you kill yourself. No, no, no. No, Tito's not going to kill him, he jumps off everything. He's a building jumper. Why don't you go jump into Zedu's lap and leave everybody alone?

And I appreciate her for that. I do too, I really like her. So she is a novelist. A novelist. Yeah, she reats to read the series that we've're really trying to fork sex in everything. I'm reading novels. Not unlike me. And she's on the Drew Barrymore show.

Yeah. How did they get her? How did they get her? How did they get? How did they get? How did they get? You think for Drew Barrymore is famous? I don't think she's.

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novel that kills off her main male protagonist, Winston, who is loosely based on her now ex-husband. Oh, that's why she killed him. I did not realize that. Nope. I actually said there was no comments about him. I'm sure it was like very explicitly said that I just missed it until the very end. There was something about his wedding. Wait because I always thought she was the daughter was going to her friend's wedding and you guys are like, it's her dad's dad's. Yeah, it runs throughout the entire movie. Yeah, but she actually

missed her dad's wedding for the stupid fucking shit. Yeah, but then Brooke Shield says well, well that was the the thoo' tha' that's the that's that's that's that's that's the that's the that's their da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da's their da's their daughter was going. their daughter was going. their daughter was going. their daughter was their da's their da. their da. their daughter's a their da. their their their their da. their da. their da. their da. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. tho. th. that. that. that people in Scotland were happy he died. Do you notice that? Everyone was happy in Scotland. Well, that's all she knew she had found a new besting. Yeah. They were happy in Scotland. Yeah, America. So Drew starts spilling the tea about, is that something the kids say? Is that something the kids say?

I don't know. So she's like, I know he was based on your ex-husband and that's probably why you killed him off and then Brook Shields has a meltdown and it's like, yeah, I would have dragged him behind a car and filled him with mercury and blibbity blab and then it cuts to her going to Scotland. That was definitely one of our kids was having a meltdown. Yeah, I think that was one pie. There was two. Definitely a kid meltdown. To speak the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck he. he. he he he he he's that's he's he's he he he he he he he he that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. that's. I that's. that's. that's that's that's that's th. I the th. I was the th. I the the th. I th. I th. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's Yeah, I think that was one pie. There was to definitely a kid meltdown. To speak to them firmly and tell them to go the fuck to sleep in a nicer way. Yes, absolutely. So I missed all that. Yeah, I have my last note in that sense just says, oh I have fancy pajamas and I'm still sad. Oh, oh. It's now a wine clock somewhere and she's having a glass of line with her daughter. Who I wrote th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I have th. Who I wrote was her teenage BFF, why would I not assume that this was her daughter? I've seen movies. I'm fairly sure I explained that to you twice during this side. You were like who's that girl? You know when she was like face-timing her you were like who is that? I don't know.

What was this new character I've never seen before? Katie did ask me to speed this up several times. I did ask if she could fast forward and she steadfastly. I said no, I'm trying to be professional about this. I went outside for three to five minutes, I don't know. I did rate the note she has a good relationship with her daughter. Yes, absolutely. Well, that's why I thought they were friends. Mm-hmm. Because mom's and daughters would get along. I don't know. So she's going to go see the castle that her dad told her about

because he was, his family were caretakers on the property. She has this like paper-framed photo that she keeps like stroking, lovingly. It's very odd. Yeah, I don't like that. You don't ever just stroke a picture of your father as a child. My father's childhood home. When he was a servant to a Duke. Happy days. So she shows up in Scotland, in Edinburgh, as the kids say.

This is where they subtitle a Scottish man, which I thought was offensive. Well, he does go, I mean, we watch a lot of British television. That's true. No, we put the subtitles on. They weren't actually... I think they also also sub-titles. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, because there were subtitles under your subtitles. their subtiles under your subtitles. When you're the the the they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're the traces and a character comes on, it goes, Nye. Yeah, and you're like, I, mm, I don't know what just happened there. So sometimes the Scottish get a little, a little, a little deep. You're right. Yeah. But also Carrie always is a Scottish. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. And he somehow like accidentally takes Brooke shiats and you're like, oh, I'm very upset about this. Are we not familiar with a meat cute? Is that what happens? Yeah, that's a standard Romcom meat cute. You follow to the person's arms and you almost kiss and you're like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't think I've ever almost. I've had an accident to that ended in mea cuis, thin. the samething, right? It's just a love.

Rades shots, you know. I've also had rabies shot. No, it's just you. I'm also. That was referencing you. Oh, I understand now. So the meat cute was thanks to the dog Hamish. Mm-hmm.

Who jumps up and knocks her into Carrie Elwis because he's like, these two are going are to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the to to the to the the to they kid was thanks to the dog Hamish. Mm-hmm. Who jumps up and knocks her into Carrie Elwis because he's like, these two are gonna fuck, I know it. I'm Hamish the dog. Where he asked, do you have meat in your pocket? Oh, yeah, the flesley says. Yeah. It's my favorite part. What if she did?

I would like her a lot of. Slim Jim with the rapper pealed down. Like, yeah, fuck I do. What did this movie just change? She was like, I don't know, do you? I would have enjoyed it. You, who hates intimacy in film? But I do like something happening. I like things to happen in act one and then some other things to happen in act two. So she's famous enough that when she goes to the inn, everybody in's like, to to to th is is is is is, th., th., th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, the to the inn, everybody in the inn's like, holy shit. Is that Sophie Brown who just walked in?

I feel like I wouldn't recognize any authors by Stephen King. Not even David Starris? Yeah, I'd recognize him. She'd have to be like real famous. Yeah. Real famous. Yeah. Yeah, I think she's like a, oh shit. Like a Daniel Steele? Yes. Yeah, but 40 years ago. Yeah, what the fuck does Daniel Steele? I don't know.

She looks like somebody from a, uh, like a nighttime soap opera in the 80s. Would you recognize her at an inn in Scotland? I wouldn't recognize her in a lineup of one. Is that Daniel Steele? I really don't know. I can't tell you. I'm so sorry. This is where Vicki started getting angry. Most of my notes are about Vicky. Oh yeah. She started getting angry because there was nothing, nothing was Christmas movie. No. No. It wasn't Christmas yet. I don't want to rush ahead, but I did comment that Christmas didn't appear till 5542 in an hour and a half movie. All right? That's that look for a Christmas for Castles.

Yes. What's this movie called? Yes. Yes. Christmas didn't appear till 2 thiards into the movie. That's disappointing. Give us some fucking Christmas. I would feel jolly. This was all the pre-gaming for the Christmas. I don't know. But the Christmas was such a letdown. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

So the Maisie at the inn is very excited that she killed off Winston and wonders why she didn't do it sooner. Oh, that was her. Now and wonders why she didn't do it sooner. Oh, that was her. Now I see. You're my best friend. I love you to death. We're going to be best friends through you. I'm going to learn how to knit and hang out with you and your big silent gay friend.

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Yeah. Right in front of the trailer park. Dunbar cannot be real. I'm sorry for your traditions and shit, but no. No. No, it's, yeah. No. The knitting circle does a toast where they say to women buying castles,

which is the weirdest fucking thing. Don't blow past him giving her the tour of the castle. Oh I blew past that Alan. She gives him a tour of the castle and they're going up a spiral staircase and he says, and I quote, this staircase runs counterclockwise so that it's good for right-handed swordsmen. What? Oh, I love that! I wish I caught that. Because in Princess Bride, he does the, I'm not left the end of it. Oh my god, I missed all that. Wow, that's the price you pay for being pissed drunk when you watch this movie. You got to come in here sober as a fucking church mouth.

I know. I'm going to come back and do one where I actually watch sometime. I don't, I won't stop now. Basically. All right, and that was Vicky's part. So while he's giving her the tour, she has, he has to run off about a wedding that's going to be taking place in Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dunbar. And she's like, oh, I'm going to sneak upstairs, told me explicitly not to go. And why does she do that? Because she's trying to find the doorway

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Because it's rated G. Why does it rated G? Who's child wants to watch this bullshit? Because kids! I don't know. You know what I want you to do tomorrow. Put this movie on for your kids and see how long it lasts? There's no Christmas Christmas they'll say no. I know. If Christmas was in it, they would watch it. This is called a castle for Christmas. They'd be like, yeah, love castles. Love Christmas. None of it. None of it. How do they feel about a woman buying a castle? And getting the key, which is absolutely foolish. Do you ever Don't forget that he refers to the owner of the castle as a royal arse, and then she finds out that he is indeed the royal arse. Yeah, and he is as far as I can tell. He's a terrible man.

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man. So there is a line here that I think Carrie always delivers where he says, I don't want to love her. She's insane. Yeah. Because I think he's watched like YouTube of her Drew Barrymore or be it? Yeah, yeah. Okay. But she's really rich.

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rooms that's just so strange they live together I don't get that it doesn't make any sense also she was kind of like you know what kind of makes me horny that you gave me the shit you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that you gave me the shitty room. Yeah, she loves that. Also, I love the idea of selling your home and being like, yeah, but I'm gonna live there till Christmas, so you can move in. But like, I think that would be a great actual comedy. I've heard of that happening of like elderly people selling their homes and being like, I'm gonna live here until I pass. Yeah. And I was being like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, I, I, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm like, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I, I'm th, I, I, I, I'm th, I, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm gonna that, I'm gonna that, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I'm gonna th. th. I yeah that happened in that one show oh shark oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I was that maybe what I'm thinking it that happens right at the beginning it's not a spoiler also that shows been out for like hours he does hours in the house he has been out for hours I'm really tired it's been out for years it it's been done for a to the to. It's a good one. I like to.

I know, I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna get to it. Some really good use of, uh, run the Jules songs in that show. You do. Oh, I don't think you even thought about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she walks in on the table because he wasn't snacking. That's right. That's right. Well, I was infuriated that you would have one of those bath tables and not have some

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No. But, I don't know I said that. I feel like I've broken you. I don't actually. There's also a bunch of really delightful bike riding in this movie. Oh I actually made a comment about how she's not wearing a helmet. Not safe. Nern. And then later in a trauma unit I would say no to that. Dr. Vicky, see some shit. Dr. Vicki says, wear your helmet. Meanwhile, when they were riding horses and they have helmets on, I was like, look at these pieces of shit with their horse. Did they have a helmet on with a horse? They did, they had a horse? Oh my god. Good safety, but both times. Put the other thing on to ride the bike. All right. And then put the helmet on, put the helmet the helmet the helmet the the the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do the helmet, do, do, do, do they have they have they have they have their they have their the, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did the helmet on. Did they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did they they they have they have they have they have their they have their their their their their their their helmet on. Did their their their the helmet the helmet on. Did the helmet on. Did, did, did they have their they have they have they have they have they have their helmet, did, Yes, so old compared to me. Oh, missies convinces the jiggings. She looks leather jiggings on at one point.

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I had no idea that was his name. No idea. I had no idea. Miles Dunbar. That one we knew it. He is the 12th Duke of Dunbar. So we learned that he is like trying to sell the castle so he can save all the surrounding land.

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Is this where the quote knitters, shall we? They go on like a tour of the land, right? The surrounding land. They're going to look at other castles and stuff. Their love is bonding over the fact that they both have had shitty relationships and lost loves. Okay. So he takes her to this well where all the townsfolk leave little trinkets in memory of

this warrior maiden that was like came and fought like she fought like a man and saved the village. I do not remember this at all. At all. This is why when she starts writing her new novel, it becomes about a warrior maiden. Wait, is she the warrior maiden who saves this town by buying the castle and by being Capitalist warrior and paying off people's mortgages? How does she have like the limitless funds of a Call of Cthulow camp? Yeah, that's a great question.

You know what's really profitable publishing? Yeah. So yes, they go to the town, they go to the pub after that and they're having a great night and everybody in the pub is like, let's sing the local song. Okay, I remember, okay you were gone for this part. Okay, because I I remember thinking to myself Katie would be liking this. Alan would would th th th th the th th the th the the the th the the the the th th the the the th the the th th the the th th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thoom? I thi the theateateathing. I thooooen. I thoomfew. I thoomf. I tho. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm the. I'm the. I'm te. I'm so tea. I'm so tea. I'm so tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. I'm too.. Okay, because I remember thinking to myself Katie would be liking this. Alan, would I have liked it? No. They were singing a song. It's like the most sanitized Scottish folk music and then they're like the whole town singing the song and she knows the lyrics to the song. Her daddy must have sung it to her but she was a wee lass. And I did think that was weird and Wesley was in the song. Her daddy must have sung it to her but she was a wee lass. And I did think that was weird. And Wesley was in the background just like

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Right. In black Christmas and you're like, oh, who's this now? Right, he was the professor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. Yeah. Um, yeah. Yeah, okay, so I'm outside. I can't help. There's a sing-along.

You came in at the end of the sing-along. Okay, great. The whole town singing along, that's nice to see it's possible. And they go back to the castle and they're like hugging good night and then their lips are so close. And they're like, handshake? Oh, handshake. Oh, I'm so chased. I'm like a Jane Austen right now. You're adults who have fucked. Once you're an adult who has fucked in your single, you can just fuck. I know, it's just... What do you say thing? It was weird. If you go in for the handshake, which turns into a hug, and she looks like she's got a theathe to his neck, and she just hard-sniffs his ear like a dog that might be scratching his

ear too much when you don't see the gun infection. Oh my God. Oh my God. And we also learn at this point that Habeas is her dog now. It's not hanging out with this master animal. Yes, yes. Which means that's the only emotion I felt in the whole movie, skipping ahead when she walks away from, and the dog is just sitting there. That was very sad.

I didn't realize this was an, if I knew this was about animals, I would not have watched it. I can't watch animals. I can't watch the incredible journey. Look I'm gonna go out on a limb and I say calling this about animals tip bit of a stretch. Sadness. This is where the short Italian man shows up right? Yes. Okay while they're doing the show. Exactly what I have written. Well that's that's later because she has to give the tour of the castle. Oh my god, we've got such a good tour that all the people on the tour go to the gift shop and buy stuff and they never go to the gift shop and tombiz. And Thomas is like, you're so good at tours on teaching you all the facts. She's like, yes. Yes, you are they're kind of recandling, and she doesn't know if she wants it or not. Where's Maisie's husband? They have much better chemistry. They have much better chemistry.

They do. Much better. There are a lot of characters in this movie that I was like, oh, I kind of want to watch their movie? Yeah. Can I watch Thomas and Maisie's movie? of losing his husband and refusing to speak. Yeah. But their love makes him speak at the end. Oh my God, I just remember that. And he says the dumbest, worse advice

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Yes, we're so many steps. That's what I'm saying. A tray of candles. I said what the fuck Thomas. He's just a bro bringing in some candles. He's gonna light this whole place on fire. It's not safe. Just they can collect the insurance. I know. That's that is the way. That's what the way. That's what the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the they they the they they they they the the the they they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. I. they're. they're. I. I. I. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. thi. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they just think I collect the insurance. I know. That is the way to make the money. Look, Dr. Vicky sees some shit. So I have notes that are, they kiss with like 12 S's and then they're gonna fuck with like 27 use. And then the best part of the movie happens. The romance montage? No, yeah, well, no, when they fuck in Gloria is being played.. the money. the money. they they they they they they they they the money. they they they they the money. they they they to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make. to make. to make. to make to make. to make. to make. to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. to make. the the the the the the the the the the to make. to make. then the best part of the movie happens. The romance montage? No, yeah, no, no, no, when they fuck in Gloria is being played in the background.

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She's like, am I sexy enough in my sexy body with a sexy dress for the sexy Duke of Earl? When she's just... Tartin. Duk, Duke, Duke of Duke. When she's just wearing the bottom half of the dress and like a slip on top, and I'm like, Oh, Brooke Shields, holy shit, your muscular. Yeah, Brooke Shields will kick the shit out of you. She has like intense pecks. Yeah, good for her. Yeah, man. Learned to fight. What's liquid pouring mean in quotes? In quotes, in quotes, liquid pouring.

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that he's always loved her. Something happened. I think Thomas has been telling him to get a shit. I'm just, I find this unrealistic. I pretty much really? Notis where you find him th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th, I find this, I find this unrealistic. I pretty much still don't do any notes at this point. This is where you find it realistic. That's it. Just that part. He says to her, you want a castle, it's yours and I wrote in all caps. Why is a man never said that to me? But she bought it.

It's true. I don't have my end of a deal. She left for 15 minutes. Remember what the castle? She has to do that? Or is she a fucking prisoner? No. All the lights?

No. I said, did Thomas? Oh, yeah. Who put those lights up? . the fucking Thomas? That was intense. So we see, we finally see Helen's husband who she's been talking about this whole time. Who's Helen? The older woman in the knitting circle.

Oh, okay. Oh, the one that looked like Jerry. Oh, yeah, like our aunt. We see... She looks like her. She looks like Jerry. They can understand that Vicki and I share an aunt. What you're like, she's going to go away Jerry.

I'm just helping her to understand. Someone in Wichita went, oh yeah, it's a nice to dance. And we see that Rona has some nerd that she brought with her. Rona's a girl that can't close her eyes. Okay. We see that Maisie and Thomas are saying each other next to each other and Thomas is like, do you want to dance? Right. He's so deserves to get fucked. You know, and I mean that in the nice way. Yeah, not running around hanging brain. Hanging brain!

I'll cut that out. No, you won't. You'll keep that. You'll think about what you just said to us. So, uh, Wesley Miles gets up on stage and he's like, I just want to say, Merry Christmas, everyone, and I'd like to introduce you to the granddaughter of Bobby McGinty.

And I was like, oh, it's Brookshields. It's Lexi McGinty! And he's calling her Lexi toginty, not Lexi Brown. Yeah. Yeah, because she's changing her name too. Really? Wow, I missed all that. that. that. that wow, I missed all that. And so she comes in, she's like, you're not at your dad's wedding and Lexi says, yes, I'll go to the next one. Yeah, that's when I got that. Because he's a dog. But then she was on the flight when they were having the breakup or whatever it was. Yeah, to the they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they were they were they were having they were their their they they were they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were they were they were they were they were they were their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. To Scotland. Like that would have been really terrible if they didn't get back together. Because then she would have been there. Wait! She called, he called Lexi. It must be before. It must have been before. Miles. Eiles. times their sile. times thin doesn't add up. Eillain doesn't add up. Oh, hi. I've to be their slave. Timeline doesn't add up. It had to have been before. It had to been before they got in the fight that he called.

Listen, he was like, I'm gonna make your mother miserable. So could you just like hop on a flight to Scotland? You know that sweater, the toto look at their naked bear to see a nipple yeah that's true so don't yeah yeah don't don't look too hard there's a man you can play drums with a soul patch oh yeah it's a soul patch to play drums I just had a soul patch badly written out there I have a degree in writing. We see Angus and Hamish dancing together. And he's been sad for a long time so it's super funny. Yeah and he's got a fucking Christmas balls in his beard. Oh that was I love that part.

I love that because it was the last scene. Well no the last scene is her back on Drew. Oh, what Katie made us turn it off at that point. The credits were rolling. So the credits were rolling. And I said this is the good part, and she was like, it's over. And I turned it off. Click.

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I'm not, Alan, I'm not doing this again next year. We gotta do a ghost fucking one and then we can stop. No, you can do a ghost fucking one. You're and I will stay home. Absolutely not. You're the funny one. I'm the pretty cool one. You are pretty cool. I'm pretty and cool. I did see a connection between like last year's Christmas movie and this Christmas movie. Oh, go on.

And I wrote a whole thing about it. Okay, I'm going to read what I wrote. Literally same storyline as last year, Lindsay Lohan, so I have for a closed castle and then an arrow that says, but there was some sort of theory. Maybe I can make sense of it. Wait, it's the exact same movie as a movie where Lindsay Lohan loses her memory and is held hostage. Oh, ski resort. There was a close. There it is. Ski resort. So there was a closed castle in this one. the last one was going ski the the the th. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I was. I was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to. the. the. the. thooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. ski resort right that was that was gonna close its doors yeah yes and then there was a rich author and there was a rich socialite and they went to save it yeah so it's basically the same

movie I think that is a very common like romcom Christmas romp I haven't really watched any outside of these two so I don't know you watch I did because a Lindsay Lohan I did because of Lindsay Lohan because the Lindsay Lohan. That's why I watched it. I know and I, yes, yes, it wasn't because of this podcast, it was because a Lindsay Lohan. Controversial opinion, Missy swears this movie is better than the Lindsay Lohan movie. So not true. Oh, not. Wrong.

Wrong, she is an expert in these. the ex-up. In this one, there's only 30 minutes of Christmas. Katie, give me a rating on this movie. Zero, this is fucking terrible. Vicky, one to 10, or zero to 10. What would you get? I'll give it anything. I'll give it a one because I really like the dog. Oh, one for Hamish. Hamish. I do think that if Hamish got wet, thanky. I the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. theea. theeeeeeeea. theeeeeeea. theee. theee. the. the. the he'd be a stanky dog. I mean all dogs stink. He got a stanky dog. My youngest smells like a wet dog when she gets wet too. What is that? Why is that? I don't know. My oldest doesn't? I don't know. She's part puppy. I don't know. I do remember having a conversation with a black friend years ago where they were convinced that white dogs? No they were convinced they were th white people white people white people white people white people white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white that they were they were that they were they were the white white white white white white. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. that that that the. to thei. to to thei thei thei thei thei thei the. the. certain people in my life that I'm like, are you petting a dog with wet hands?

No, they're right. So, zero? One. Uh, I'm gonna give it a big stinky dog. Yeah, big stinky dog. Yeah, it's a big stinky dog a movie. What's that? It's just not that. It's just not that. It's nonsense. There are no rules? This is our show. I do love Brookhields and Carrie Elwis. He is so creepy in this, though. I did not want to make love to Carrie Elwis in this movie. His, he's no eyebrows, Botox mouth and squinny eyes. That's what I wrote.

I won't though. No, no. Because he doesn't fuck on the first stage, or the second or third, or several months of living together, or... Handshake, ear sniff. I told you not to wear that dress after you said I could wear this dress. What? What are you fucking talking about? I want to see the like gritty drama that's their relationship falling apart as his mood swings,

just won't calm down. And Thomas has moved out with Maisie so he's not even there to be his like out of van. And the knitting circle is like we can't be apart to this anymore. No, I'm so sorry. This is unhelted. This is to go. This is to go. And Angus is like, oh my god, I was tottoo and that's really dark for him. Oh we should write that. A coffin for Halloween. Ahhhh, but only 30 minutes would be Halloween. Yeah, right? The rest of it is summertime. Why? I don't know. A haunted castle for Christmas wean. Perfect. Let's never do this again.

Katie. thanks for having me. Well hold on we're not done yet. Oh, do you thi that to go home???? Oh, oh, that? Oh, that? Oh, that that that to that? Oh, that to that to that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh? Oh, oh? Oh, oh? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, tho, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, Alan. Vicky. Thanks for having me. Well, hold on. We're not done yet. Oh, I'm going to go home. Can I go home? Not yet. My pajamas. This is a message from Justin T.

These are my lounge wear. These are my pre-pajama pajamas. These are my pre-pahjamma pajamas. like an Ebenezer's screwed hat and shirt. I got a one of a candle and walk up to bed. She carries her candles on a tray. I'm not Thomas. I'm not Thomas. I would like to read a quick letter from a listener. Okay, okay.

This is from Justin T. Justin says, hey Katie and Alan. And Vicky. I had my first child about a year ago. Congratulations. And in between doing dad stuff, I fell in love with horror movies. Oh, fantastic. Yeah, your life does get a little dark in that first year. It's better from here, though. Don't tell them that. We have to tell people this so they stick around. The hormones aren't cutting it anymore. No, that baby's like peak cute. About a month later, how to family get together, I guess after the year of falling in love with hearts.

Sure, sure. Sorry, we digressed so far from us. My uncle told me about you guys and said you were the greatest, so I sat down, popped the podcast on, and have never looked back. Justin's uncle, thank you. You guys are phenomenal and have made my life in general so much better by having yins in it. Oh nice! Proper usage shoots.

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Of course. And it's his Uncle Muston. Muston T. Barrington. Mustn T.Barrington. Thank you so much for taking the time to write to us. That really means the world to me. And for being a patron? listening to this when he's diaper changing at 3 a.m. Yeah just us being like bleah! That'll fuck you up. Carry on was his dick. I don't want to see his dick I feel uncomfortable about it. I bet it has the dreadfire Robert's hat

on. You thought I was left bald but I'm right bald. Oh hanging brain is never gonna leave me. No I have to cut that out! No, I have bald. Hang in brain, this is never going to leave me. Now I have to cut that out. You say it, Vicky, then he used to cut all of it. No, no, no. I don't want to repeat that. It's the grossest thing I could think. Katie. What are we going to do know, since the beginning of this podcast, I do you think? Yeah, came out the, just as we started making this

podcast. Yeah, and I'm gonna really like it, not be angry at all, right? Yeah, no, no, no, you're gonna love it. It's like, they call it the Carrie Elwice's Dick of Movies. Oh no, what is it? Anne? W. Watt is it? What is it? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, w. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, it? Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, th. Yeah I do love James Wan movies. A mean doll. A doll with a bad attitude. I love Chuckie. I loved Mithregan. Dahls was great. Dolls was great. Taurus trap are they mannequins? I don't remember but I liked it. Yeah, they're dollish. They're dollish. They're doll-ass. Puppet masters I sometimes like. Wax work is kind of dolly. Yeah, I those, so I'm probably gonna love Annabelle. House of Wax with a Paris Hilton?

If I like Annabelle, do we have to stop doing the podcast? No. Are one of us dead? Are you gonna murder me? No. I'm not. I love you to death, but I would never do anything to hurt you. But I love you you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you I th th th th th th th to to to to to th to to th to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho. I. tho. tho. thooooooooooooooooo. thooooooooooooooooom. Ia. I'm to to to to to to love you to death. I would hurt you all the time. So we're gonna do Hannibal. Let's get the hell out of here. All right, Vicky, thank you so much for being here.

Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Just starting the movie. I'll never be invited back. No, you did a few jobs. And if someone could message me and tell me what the plan is. If anyone fucking steals the beans, I will come back from the grave and ruin all of you. Now I've got to listen to 500 episodes of podcast to figure out what's going on. Just get your husband drunk. He's not good at secrets when he's drunk.

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