Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 460- Annabelle (2014)

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

In this week's episode, we are washing the taste of "A Castle for Christmas" from our mouths with something that honestly *might* be worse: the 2014 entry into the "Conjuring" universe, "Annabelle." J...esus. Special topics for your consideration include: hanging onto an American accent for everything you're worth, meeting a demon's cousin, some super subtle thoughts about Ed & Lorraine Warren, bits of every single other horror movie ever made, being a ghostbuster, and sacrifices or something. James Wan, COME ON. You can hear us discuss his work our episodes on "The Conjuring" series: Episode 96 (the OG) and Episode 33 (the sequel). And for good measure, why don't you also listen to Episode 303- "Insidious" because I am half-sure they are all the same movie. And if you're really into some Wan stuff, you can listen to Episode 418- "The Nun." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episodes. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

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Starting point is 00:00:28 I'm yelling it. 2024, baby. We did it! Now, what is it? You just said no one thought we'd be here by now? By now. What if my brain are pretty good brain. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. You're a pretty cool brain. Just ABB, someone. I'm just, I'm enjoying, we're finally getting snow, it's a little chilly outside. These are things I hate.
Starting point is 00:00:58 I bought a new winter jacket, so I'm very excited. That is a thing I like. And it's just, it's time to get cozy and just spend time with an old friend. Me and you and our other old friend. James Wan. James Wan. Hello Darkness, my old friend. This, I, if I had seen this movie when it came out in 2014, I think I might have written horror movies off completely. And this podcast would never have existed. Truly. I saw this movie in theater before we started doing it, or maybe, right now. It was within, it was in that first beginning.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Yeah. And I think at the time it was like, yo, we're never doing that movie. It was theatrically released on the United States on October thaaaa. It was theatrically released in the United States on October 3rd, 2014. And our first episode came out like October 25th, 2014. So it's right there. Right there. Oh smokes.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Holy smokes. I mean, the pitch meeting. All right. All right. Give me the pitch meeting. You're pitching this to me. I'm a big studio exec. Hey, I got a cigar.
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Starting point is 00:02:34 No, you must have conjured you might know me from that as well and in the conjuring I reference a doll that should look like Raggedy Ann. Yeah. As the real doll does. When you say, I'm sorry I'm stepping out of my character. Please. When you say the real doll? The one that the con people have in their house behind glass and swear that it has to be blessed two times a month by a priest. This is Ed and Lorraine Warren. They actually have a doll or had a doll. They're both fucking dead. Yeah, thank God. And better for it.
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Starting point is 00:04:35 Ensine. I am sad. I am hurt. I am upset. I'm really horny. I am not hor I am hurt. I am upset. I am really... Slightly hoarty. I don't have anybody. No. I think that James Wan feels that he has some obligation to like sandy-haired white men who talk like they're chewing the inside of their heads as they're speaking and casting them as his leads, his male leads. This guy was just short other guy. The guy who plays Ed Warren.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Sure, you're most hated. My most hated. This guy in this movie is just a short version of him. He looked to me sometimes like, um, oh, fuck. Who's the football man that does like the rent-a-car commercials now? He keeps quitting football and then going back to it. Peyton Manning? He's never gone back to football. No, who am I thinking of? Anyway, he looks like a quarterback, famous quarterback, but like,
Starting point is 00:05:37 only at like three-quarter profile. Okay, he looks nothing like him. Okay, all right. You know what his name is? No, the actor? Yeah. I do not. Ward-Harton. Sorry? Ward-Harton. Sounds fucking made up, doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:05:52 It's not. It's his real name. It's the real name. I thought you were for me? W.A.R.D. Ward. Okay. I thought you were saying Warhorton. I was like, war-horton. It's hard for me to get mid-word consonants. Sure.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yeah. Do you know that since the beginning of civilization, dolls have been beloved by children, cherished by collectors and used to religious rights for good and evil? It's conduits, conduits. Fuck you. This movie opens on a woman telling a story. Did she not have hair? Did she really need that wig?
Starting point is 00:06:36 The wig on the doll looks better than this woman does, and I don't understand why. I think they were like, all right, we need them to have like 60s appropriate hair? But the star of the movie, nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we, th, no, we, th, th, th, no, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thea, thuuii, thu, thu like, all right, we need them to have like 60s appropriate hair, but the star of the movie, nah, now we don't need that for her. Uh, we're talking about Annabelle Wallace. Who is so fucking British, it hurts? Wait, is her real name Annabel Wallace? Yeah, it's the woman from Peaky blinders.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Oh, that's right. The woman from Piki Blinders, and every line she delivers in this movie feels like there is just a pack of very strong dogs and they're holding back her British accent with all of their might. She's the sort of rubber band around her tongue. She's like, ah, I'm through it. And they were like, let's call the baby Leah. And she's like, lairah! Lord Faultroid, no! Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I knew she was familiar, but I couldn't figure out from where? That's from where? From whence I knew her. Yeah. Oh my god. So yeah, we opened up a haunted doll interview where they were like, the fucker was haunted and we knew it because we were nurses and we're just wanting to help people. Yeah, they made a big deal out of being nurses. What was that? Because, because? Because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, their, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the're just want to help people. Yeah, they made a big deal out of being nurses.
Starting point is 00:07:45 What was that? Because they say it again later in the movie, too. But they're nurses! Yeah. Oh my God, we're nurses, we help people. Why would this doll do it? Because it looks like shit and it's angry because of it. It really does look like shit, even before it starts to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look like shit in the movie. Like you look at it and you think no one would give that to a child.
Starting point is 00:08:05 No one would give that to a child. Like for real, porcelain dolls, there's some uncanny valley shit where like if you walk into a room and there's a bunch of them you, oh, oh god, yeah. I don't like it, yeah. But if you give one to a small child, they go, oh, it's a doll, it's a little baby, I'll raise it and make it my own. It's a baby. This, your small Italian child. Oh, come mama, I find a baby. It's a baby. But, ba ba ba, ah.
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Starting point is 00:09:01 that is the devil gargoyle in stark relief with Annabelle written to it. Fuck you. Santa Monica, one year earlier. Okay, what time period is this? Yeah, earlier. Okay. But no, I mean in general. It's the late 60s early 70s. Okay. Yeah, this is when the hippie movement has started? It's fallen from its hacion days of being the movement of love to the movement of Manson. Right, okay, got it. As the news broadcast that we will see in a few minutes tells us. Was that news broadcast talking about the Manson family?
Starting point is 00:09:37 Or was it just Manson family. Okay, that's what I thought, okay. And then we're gonna have A Manson Family! Right, we have our own Manson Family. There were just Manson families all over the country. Oh my, so many. Up and down the southern coast of California, just Manson Families as far as the I could see. You couldn't go to a spawn ranch anywhere without running into a Manson family. I mean just, you're, you're there in the Costco and there's a Manson family. Oh is that Manson family in my fucking shoe? They're gonna need a lot of groceries. The Manson family are. So cut to the interior of a church, this loving couple is at church and I said, holy shit, F. Murray Abraham's in this movie. And then I went, holy shit! That's Jeff Murray Abraham. What are you talking about the priest? He looked like F. Murray Abraham.
Starting point is 00:10:27 And then I decided his name was Jeff Murray Abraham. Jeff Murray Abraham is great. All I refer to him as for the rest of the notes. Old JMA. Oh my God. Because there is a legit good actor in this movie and I feel very bad for them. I'm rocking my brain. Oh Alfred Woodard is in this movie. Who? She's the lady who sacrifices everything. Oh magic black lady. Yes. Okay all right we'll get to her. So this couple in church she's about 12 months pregnant and they are bored and doing a thumb war and it's like just say home your parents didn't make you come. No you'd have to do this. You know to keep up the up the up the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their lady. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. and doing a thumb war. And it's like, just stay home. Your parents didn't make you come.
Starting point is 00:11:05 No, you'd have to do this. You know to keep up with the fucking whatever's? Like, just go home, who gives it shit? We see a guy watching them. And he's the best actor in this way. He's such a good actor. Because when he sees no afterwards he's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, who, hey, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to the the to the the to the the to the the to the the the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the's the man that I referred to his Meat Loaf's father. He absolutely is Meatloaf's father, yeah. Rickety Pete.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I was like, oh, this is their dad. This is one of their fathers that's like, oh, I love you guys. We're so in love with each other. I love you like family. The acting of these four people. Meat Loves dad, his wife, and the main two, it makes me want to die. It makes me want to be dead. It makes me want to not watch a movie. It's rare that you see four people who have seemed to have like repellent, whatever the opposite of like magnetism is, they're just shooting
Starting point is 00:12:05 each other off in the opposite direction? Absolutely. Like when Sharon is praying. Who's Sharon? Sharon is the wife of Meatloaf's dad. It's Meatleaf's mom. Presumably, unless there's been Mrs. Loaf. When Mia, who goes to see Sharon while she's praying and Sharon goes, no, you probably thought I ran off. I ran off too. Off the cuff. Just like, hmm, this is whimsical. There's a chance I might leave my husband today.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Oh, God. Like she was like, hey, I'm going to go pray and then go get a pack of cigarettes and some milk. You're see in a little bit. You're like the door slam car start, just a big yellow taxi going on down the room. But we immediately have some context that someone in their life has run off. Sure. Or whatever.
Starting point is 00:12:59 And then they have a conversation that I saw up as men. Is this where they're talking about the grandma that everybody everybody that everybody that everybody that everybody that everybody that everybody that everybody that everybody that everybody that everybody that everybody that that that the grandma that that that that that that I sub up as men. Eh? Eh? Is this where they're talking about the grandma that everybody hates? That's when they get out of the car back at their house. When you learn that they're not related, the loafs live next door. Right, they're next door neighbor. And he's like, yeah, my grandmother, everyone hated her. I hope I'm the grandma that everybody hates some th I bet you've lived just such a like dope and freeing life. Like you just said whatever you wanted.
Starting point is 00:13:29 You don't have to cotton to all these rules of society. See I had a great aunt like that. Yeah. It was just a real dick. Raging bitch. Fucking loved her. Yeah. Because she was just like, I don't give a shit. Yeah. That's how I want to live my life. And her name was Velva. Velva. That is a fucking name. Aunt Velva.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Aunt Velva. Velva just sounds like they wrote the name before you were done. You were like filling out the birth certificate. I meant Velvita, what did you do? Or I've misspelled Volva. I don't know. Poor Aunt Velva. God rest her soul. God rest.
Starting point is 00:14:11 She was fantastic though. She's just like not a fuck to give about anything. That's what I want. And just like 70 years of smoking voice. Yes. Yes. Felva is your dream. their daughter ran off to join the hippies.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Right. Yeah, he's like, oh, they only lost their daughter two years ago. She didn't lose her. She ran off to join the hippies. You're like, what is this dialogue? I swear to God, I put my I've been found her for two years. Two years, lost her. You cannot say you've lost a child if your child is not dead. Is that fair? Unless you've adopted a dead to me outlook on the world. I don't know. Yeah, no, I agree. I agree. So after this loving conversation with the people who just lost their, about dead, angry grandmothers. They go to. Yeah. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I the. I to. I the. I to. I to. I to. I the. I the. I the. I the people who just lost their their about dead, angry grandmothers, they go to... That's a great summation of that scene, honestly.
Starting point is 00:15:12 You all thought it was muddled, but no, that's really what the scene was about. It was almost like a good start or stop a sentence. They went, they go to the door and the front door is unlocked. She's so fucking sick of his shit, leaving the door unlocked. She's just like, the world has changed. There's hippies now. Yeah, we have to go make America great again. The world is different than it used to be.
Starting point is 00:15:35 She has super mega vibes. Oh my god, yes. And then she's watching a Manson family, the aforementioned Manson Family News program. Yes, some true crime shit. Mm-hmm. Which they say, Armageddon, but I've heard you say Armageddon so many times that hearing Armageddon sounds wrong to me and I have to think about how to actually say the word. Armageddon. I'm sorry, were they speaking about our Megadon? Our Megadon is attacking Tokyo. That's a catastrope.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Ha ha ha ha ha. Say we learned from the program that the Manson family has ruined everything. And you know, they were shit. Bad, bad dudes. Do you, try to listen to the must, you must remember this podcast? I've heard a couple episodes, yeah. Yeah. They did a whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series series the whole the whole they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they they they were they they they they're they're they were they were they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they they were they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. We th. We the. they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they're they they they're they they they they they to the must, you must remember this podcast? I've heard a couple episodes, yeah. They did a whole series on the Manson family and its interaction with like the Beach Boys and Hollywood and stuff. And it's really, really interesting and really good. I'll listen to it. Highly recommended. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:16:34 But yeah, so we learned that stuff and it's like, oh, okay, well, that's nothing to do with anything. And he's telling her not to watch true crime and I was like, babies love true crime. Yeah, babies are all bad about it. Yeah. He's like, oh, the baby can hear. No, the babies love it. When you talk to them about grizzly murders. This guy is just like, when she's pregnant, when she's pregnant, and she's seven feet from the television and fucking 19 months pregnant. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:07 He goes, can you get up and turn the TV off? I'm doing work over here. Yeah, look, only one of us can be a doctor and it's sure as fuck not going to be you. Yeah, best you can't know for as a nurse. Yeah. But you know what, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to th. th. th, th, th, to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th. th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te, like, wow, this really isn't well-timed with me starting my residency. It's like a little fucking late to bring this up, you know, she's 22 months pregnant. You could have skied it somewhere else, my man. Skeet into a sock, you piece of shit. So she goes into the baby's room, and it is a horror room. It's a room of horrors. Horror room. It's just like, how do I set this up so that it immediately makes you think of every horror
Starting point is 00:17:53 movie you've ever seen about a baby, including that one with Joan Collins? Oh my god, I love that movie. How much better is that movie than this movie? Oh, 100%! That movie had ideas. Those ideas might have been a super strong baby that can murder adults with its bare hands, but that's an idea. It might have been a grown-ass man running around dressed like a baby at different points during the movie. At the point where the baby's face like fades into the man's face and then
Starting point is 00:18:20 back it is a baby's face. It's fucking pure delight. Oh my God, I want to do that movie again. Can we do that for my birthday? I notice you haven't said no. I will do whatever you want at any point. No, it's okay. And he says, wait, I have a surprise for you. And he brings in the biggest box you've ever seen. I was like, she got her a guitar. When she is th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a to. to. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. I. It's like a refrigerator box. Got her a guitar.
Starting point is 00:18:50 When she is not 27 months pregnant and can get her arms around her belly again, she's kind of whale. Yeah, she's gonna take it down. But my next note says, ew, I hate it. Surprised. It's a nightmare. And she's fucking psyched. This lady is insane. This is the bleakest thing I've ever seen. This is what I hate first. Yes. Is that he gives her a doll which is the aforementioned Annabelle doll. Yeah. It's huge. It's like three-quarter size human being. Yeah. And she goes, oh my god, I love it so much. It matches, it completes the set. Yeah. She puts it up next to two other dolls. It is three times the size of the two other dolls. The set is bullshit. Those two dolls have regular ass faces. They don't look like they've been sucking on lemons for a week. They're just wearing the same dress. That's all it is. They're wearing the same dress. It looks like. Oh fucking patsy from uh, oh god.
Starting point is 00:19:41 What's the show with the two women? Oh God, I'm gonna have to... Broad City? No, the British show. Absolutely fabulous. Yes, thank you. What you have to do is tell me the nationality. I'm fab. When she just makes like those faces like, oh, you're the dumbest person I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:20:01 That's what the doll looks like at all time. I feel like the doll is a shame to be in this movie. Oh, it's awful, Alan. It's awful. And she's so fucking so like, she's like, I'd given up hope. Now I'm giving up hope. This is terrible. And the other two dolls have matching sashes and then Annabelle's got like a fucking circus balloon around her waist. Yes. It's ridiculous. Annabelle got held back a few grades. She buys the other dolls booze. So these two are like having an intimate moment. And I actually listened to last week's episode, which I don't normally do because
Starting point is 00:20:39 I wanted to hear Vicki. Which I feel like we've got the best response from Vicki's appearance of any episode we've ever done ever. You know I'm terrified, right? Why? That you're going to get replaced? So Rob suggested I start a podcast with Vicki called Concepts with a Z where I'm just like, Vicki, explain inflation. Let her just go and then explain what inflation really is. She said no. She said no. Go good. Shoeh. Only one podcast per each. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. Why th. Why th. Why that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's. Why that you. Why that you're that you're that that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that that that's. Why that's. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why?? that that that that that that that. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why?? that. Why. Why. Why? th. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? th. Why? th. Why? th. Why? th. Why? th. Why? I? I? I's. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. Why, th. She said no. Oh good. Only one podcast per each of us we decided.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Mm-hmm. There can be only one. We're in a monogamous. Monogamous. We made that decision and I broke off my other relationships. Which I didn't tell you to do. No, of course not. I would never. I would never. But show where you want again? I can't remember what it's called. I don't know. I'm not sure. No, plug it. It's marveling on Marvel's Marvels. They just put on an episode where they go deep on these six novels series of Dune for some inexplicable reason.
Starting point is 00:21:36 What weirdos I like you. That's fine. You do that shit all the time. Your fucking show. We wanted to do a movie on a castle for Christmas, and we did. And I'd never want to do anything like that ever again. In that episode, you said something about how much I hate intimacy in film. Yeah. And I, that really stuck with me because I thou, what does that say about that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that in the scariest of scare quotes. Yeah. Like, that is what I hate. I hate when people who clearly don't like each other are hugging. It makes me feel really fucking uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Like, people are being paid to hug. Just like, yes, paid to hug. It's like, just this deep unease I get in my stomach of like, I can't watch this. It makes me more uncomfortable than a home invasion film. Oh, I see. Is that, what does that? I have therapy tomorrow morning, I'll talk about it there. You did just remind me of a thing
Starting point is 00:22:34 that I'm thinking about volunteering for. What's that? There is a group that will be your dad or your grandma? Yeah. I I I I I I I I thah, I th is, I thah, I th. th. th. th. tho, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, what, what, what, what, thi. that's, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, that's, that, that, that, that. that. that. that. that. that, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, what, what, what, that's, that's, what, that's, what is. that's, what is. that's, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is. that's, what is. that's, what is, what is. that's, what is. that's, what is. that. that. I was like, I could be somebody's dad. Yeah. I can go to their wedding and just be their dad and give him away. That sounds nice. I think we're really good at that. You would look great with a bride on your arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:50 You should do that. Yeah. I think so. I think I'd be a and fall through the cake though, but that's just what I do. Or I'll throw myself through it like the November rain video. I don't know yet. I haven't decided.
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Starting point is 00:23:31 Back then maybe. Hmm. You leave Slash alone. Uh, so they get awoke, or she gets awoken in the middle of the night by a scream. Right. Which we have seen through their window, which, fuck that shit, your window is open and looking into your neighbor's window and neither of you have, you both, I'm sorry, you both have sheer karts. Yeah, no, you are not watching Pete and Sharon, fuck. No.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I'm sorry. The loaves. You do not watch the loaf go to town. They watched you make that baby. That's why they're so into you. They are very invested in that baby. I saw when you did that. Been there, it's a beginning. The real beginning. Because life begins a conception. For these. This podcast takes a turn. Oh, in 2024 I decided I'm going to be an intolerant asshole. So, oh, Velvet was back. Hey, dream come true.
Starting point is 00:24:30 They wake up, she wakes up because we see the lights go on in the loaf house. And dad gets out of bed and then blood splatter on the wall in a gunshot. Yeah. And mom screams. Yeah. Then the lights go back out. And when Mia wakes up, she's like, nothing. What? What? What? What? Nothing? Huh? So she wakes up John? Her husband, John? She's like, go next door. See what's going on, John? No, she's like let's call the cops and he's like then you go check it out. No. Well it depends on what color your neighbor's skin is because if it's white you call the cops.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Sure. If it's not, maybe go over and help. Yeah. No one is going to come in there and shoot Pete and Sharon the loafs. No, it's true. Yeah. So he goes in and he's in there for a long time, long enough for his 73-month pregnant wife to come walking on, waddling down off the porch. Right. And she walks over, and then he comes running out and he goes, excuse me, he goes, um, call the police. He's covered in blood, their blood, and he's covered in blood, their corpse, he's covered in blood. Hugging them, hugging their, hugging their corpses. I mean, he's a baby doctor, right? So he's like trying to do baby doctor shit where he's like, I can fix this wound.
Starting point is 00:25:48 No, that person's decapitated. Okay, I didn't think about the fact that he was a baby doctor. Yeah, doctor. I'm sorry, I made that make sensethan I deserve, it's more than the movie deserves, it's more than we all deserve. It's true. So she waddles back into the house and calls the police. Yeah, and there's a killer in the house. Who is it? It's Annabel. Just a dark-haired woman cradling the doll, which to me was almost as funny as the Star Wars looking to remember that? Yeah. Don't worry, his cousin shows up in this movie. Yes, it was so nice to get to finally meet his cousin.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Ricky. Ricky, Ricky, baby. So yes, I just have a note, killers in the house, she's hold the dumb doll. Yes, she's holding the dumb doll and then she stabs this 84-month pregnant stomach. And when the EMTs show up, they wheel her out real slow. You might want to hurry for that baby's sake. Ayay, yay.
Starting point is 00:26:53 But. So she, Annabelle, the daughter of the loafs, Annabel Loaf. Locks herself in a room and slits her own throat bleeding into the doll's eye. This is fucking child's play too. This is the beginning of child's play too. Where Brad Durf... Does the ritual? Yeah. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Well you got to, Katie. Yeah, because it's only the first act.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Don't worry. we're almost done. So the cops shoot and kill the guy who stabs her in the tummy and then Annabelle's already dead because she slid her own throat and she's written some symbol on the wall behind her head. It looks like the Anaheim Angels Lobo. Angels in the outfield. She's dead cradling the doll in her lap. Which and she to which which which she to which she to which she's which she's to which she's to which she's the to which she's the to which she's the to which she's the to which she's the to which she's to which she's the the the to which to which the the to which is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the to which is. It's the the the the the the to. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I was. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. You did. And she's dead, cradling the doll in her lap, which to which I wrote, dumb. And then... But what's dumb is the blood trickling into the eye? And the camera's like, come on. Come on, and I'm just like, just shake the doll!
Starting point is 00:27:54 Shake the doll! Shake the doll. I also wrote, seems like her parents needed to be put out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their to be their their to be their their misery anyway, which seems like a really mean thing for you have said. Oh, her parents, they're up north at a farm with Brian. Running ground with all the other Paul Walker's? For everyone who's not up totroon, they're like, what are you fucking talking about? That is one of my favorite jokes we've ever come up. I just referenced that randomly in conversation. The other people, and they're like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, I th. th. to be like, I to be like, I to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the... the.. to be the. to be the.. to to to the.. to to to, I don't get it. Why would Paul Walker be at a farm upstate? He's actually dead.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Shit. Sorry, I don't need to ruin the illusion. Don't let Finn Diesel hear that piece of shit. Yeah. Oh, well, at least we never have to do another one of those movies. Why? Are they done? Oh, he's been out at his being like sexually gross to be like, okay. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Well, how will we know how the series ends? Family, it ends with family, Katie. All right, gotcha. So the baby is still alive, luckily. How? I don't know, I missed all of the babies. The baby fought off the night. So the baby is a tiny shield and they're like, clang! I've been watching so much too crime, I know what to do. That baby is like 46 pounds though. That's the thing I have a
Starting point is 00:29:15 problem with. You know, he's and it's the exact same size baby. I love that baby. But it is appropriate for being six months later because it was too big to begin with. That was a big fucking baby. So Mia's on bed rest and she has a conversation with her husband that's like hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, me with the baby you save that baby. The exorcist believer problem. In this scene, I turned to Robin said, like, we never had this conversation. He's like, no, because why would we have? Why on earth would I have saved the baby?
Starting point is 00:29:54 Look, if it's me or the baby, you take yourself out. Yeah. That's right. You jump on the grenade and see me and the baby. We've got the mobile spinning on its own and the sewing machine turning itself on. Spooky. And then she goes to go into a room or open a door or something the doll has placed itself on the floor in front of the door. Why? I don't know. So he puts the doll in the rocking chair and he's like, good night. Yeah, a spooky rocking chair and a nursery, who to thunk it? That's so fucking creative. I'm like stunned. So she's doing what her husband told her not to do.
Starting point is 00:30:39 He gave her an order and she's boldly defied it by watching daytime soap operas. He said don't get to invested in those op-opres. What what fucking difference does it make to you my do? I hope this man just wants to control this woman's life. Yeah, bringing her pickles and mustard. I would eat that though. I would dip a pickle and mustard in some easy pop because I guess the t guess, John's probably won't let her have any friends. I guess not. He seems very controlled. Come on War, Horton.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Wobobobob. Uh, some. He's like, I gotta go out of town for a day or so in a couple of days. No biggie, just because you're on bed rest and can't stand up and don't have any friends. I'll see ya. I love that he's like, I gotta go out of town for a day by the end of the sentence. He's like, I'll be back in three or four days. I think he was saying, because it was written really badly. I think he was saying, in a few days, I have to leave for a day.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Okay. But it was dumb. say like, oh, next Thursday I have to go. What? That indicates that it's in the near future. Well, if we do that in the script, we're really locking the film into a certain time period of a week. That's true. And I feel like that's just really good. People are going to be wondering what day the week is now. I don't want to cram James Wannstile. Yeah, when is Wednesday? I mean, when you think about Wednesday, it's really just a concept. Vicki, explain Wednesday. So she decides that it's the doll. She's like, well, the,
Starting point is 00:32:11 she died with it in her lap. We have to get rid of it. And he takes it outside and throws in a trash can. Wasn't it super fucking expensive? Resell it, you dip? That would have solved every problem in this movie. It would have been someone else's problem. Katie. Alan. He's out here making baby doctor money. He doesn't have to worry about reselling things. As we all know who have friends that are medical students, loaded. So rich. Not being burdened by decades worth of debt.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Oh my God, it's insane. So he throws it in a trash can. Yeah. Not even in a bag, just in the can. And then your favorite character in the movie shows up. This super weasely cop? Oh, the Sandy Wilson of this movie? He is Sandy from Shetland. Have you watched the new season? Yeah. All of it? Is it all out? Yeah. Oh, dang. How's Agatha the raison? How's? the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. th. th. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the, dang. You gotta get in there. How's Agatha Raisin? I do love Agatha Raisin. She's good. It takes a little bit to get started as you would imagine. Sure. But then they found us their stride with it. Great. You got a lot of good Tosh face in this one. A lot of good Tosh face. Good. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t tak. tak's. tak's a tak's a tak's a ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. It ta. It ta. It ta. It ta. It ta. It ta. It ta. It ta. It ta. It ta. It takes a takes a takes a takes a takes a takes takes takes t t t t t t t t t t takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes ta. It ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. t last episode tonight so I was going to tell you that it's it's ready for you. Okay thank you. Katie your Shetland awaits. My Shetland awaits. I just don't like to watch things if I can't watch all of them. Sure why would you? What do I live in the past? What am I old? No I'm now. What am I'm the 80s in the 80s? the thi. So he throws. He th th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. th. throw throw throw throw throw throws. throws. throw throws. throw throwed. thoes. thoes. tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to the. to to the. to thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. I throws the doll away. The cop comes over and the cop's like, I'm gonna give you an update on a crime.
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Starting point is 00:34:27 Does he? Okay, I can't wait to talk about that because I don't know what you're talking about about. So he's giving them an update and she's like, you know, actually, it was gross and I don't want to talk about it anymore. So can we not talk about this? Because you're not telling me anything really. Yeah. And John's like, mom, she's right. You have to go now. Goodbye, police officer. Yeah, why did you come all this way? Should have just picked up the phone. I'm going to make her some jiffy pop as she goes to bed. He finds her asleep and just turns off the popcorn and I thought, you're still allowed
Starting point is 00:34:56 to have popcorn. You don't have to cool down. There is something in this movie about him being very, very stupid. Because he's also left the door unlocked again. When they get back from the hospital, the door is unlocked again, and it's like, no, my dude. Like, people literally came into your house and stabbed your pregnant wife. There should be extra locks. Lock the door. Yeah, he just leaves it right there on the burner. I think, and also like, it catches
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Starting point is 00:36:13 Which, just go back the way you came. You just came from the room that wasn't on fire, go in there. Luckily, her legs stopped hits the ground. But I mean, stop drop and roll. Stop, well, only if it's. If your house is on fire, you want to roll around? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. This is bad idea, bad advice. Their kitchen is the most flammable kitchen.
Starting point is 00:36:32 It's made of just fire. Yeah, who's already on fire? It's just made of tank with flares on it. Yeah, just whatever it takes. And she gets jerked back towards the kitchen by an unholy spirit or something. Who could it be now? Oh, I don't know. But it's okay because a neighbor comes in and rescues her.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Yeah. Not the dead neighbors, a live neighbor. And then she has a baby. We don't see any that action. No, I hope they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just just they just just just just just just just just just that th that that th that th that that that that that that that that that's just just that's just that that that that's just that's just that's just that's just that's that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that the. the. the. theat theat theat theat that that that that that that that that's that's. We don't see any that action. No, I hope they just gave her a C-section. She just needed some help, getting that 96-month baby out of her belly. Mom, I'm ready for college. She goes, this house is a carcet, which I really hated. So the baby's name is Leah. Me and Leah. Yeah, Mia and Leah. Oh, damn. Yeah, that happened.
Starting point is 00:37:27 What if I had named my child Mady? Lady? Ah, meaty. Lady. Lady. My daughter stayed in this tramp, and I know that I like said this up to happen. Oh. Oh, now we're in Pasadena.
Starting point is 00:37:48 They've moved to Pasadena to an apartment that is supposed to harken back to, I can only assume to Rosemary's baby in Pasadena. Yes, and I do love the decor. I really, really love that green couch and the green shag rug and deeply into it. Yeah, that's the best part of this movie for me. It was just looking at their furniture. And there's somebody lives upstairs, the children live upstairs and she can hear them running around and thudding on the ceiling. Right. And she's perfectly timed out what they're doing in life.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Oh right. It's like it's step step step slam. Right and he and she's've got, he's like, we've got to get you out of this house. And she was like, okay, and where they go and they get out of the house is church. Yeah, not the first place you want to go, I wouldn't think for most people, but okay. You gotta go see what Jeff Marie Abraham's loo. Yeah, what he's doing is photoguing is photographaphing is photographapapapapapapapapapapap, is photograp, is photogogogogogogogogogogic, the photo is photogic, the photo is photog- is photog- the photo is photog- the photo is photog- the photo is photog- the photo is photog- the photo is photog- the photo is photog- the photo is photog- the photo is photo, the photo, the photo, the photo is photo, the photo is photogm, the photo is photog, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, and the, the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. tho, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. theat, theat, the. theat, the. the. the, they's thought, you know, the photo would come back and the child would be a demon or something, but no, it's really just a photo. Which is for the beautiful Christian ending for this movie. Oh my God, it's a beautiful Christian. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Wait, they're not, I don't think they moved that far Pasadena is from Santa Monica. I don't know, but they're still going to the same church. Because the priest even says to her, like, it sure has been hard since your next door neighbors were brutally murdered and then someone came into your house and cut you with a knife. It's like, don't bring this up. And I was like, Marie, yeah. Jeff Marie Abraham, not smooth. When someone says don't take my picture, you know what you do? You don't take your picture. You don't take the picture.
Starting point is 00:39:29 You don't take the picture. I mean, granted, hear me out. She's a woman, so she really doesn't know what she wants. Especially in the 60s, my God. If only John had been to tak the picture, you you the picture, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, you, the, the, th, th, th, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, don't, don't take thi, don't take their, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, th. th, th. th. th. Don't, you. Don't, you. th. th. Don't, th. th. thi. thi. thi. Don't thi. tak. tak. tak. took, don't to took, to don't took, took, don't take took, took, don't take took, don't take took, don't take took, don't took, don't thi. tell her what she would have wanted, then she would find her picture taken, just like she wanted, originally. Jeff Murray Abraham wants to take your picture, let him take your picture. She says something about him coming over to help unpack boxes and he says no, and she says, I guess there are some things we need to take care of ourselves. And I was like, this come out with the boxes.
Starting point is 00:40:06 He's like, well, I can't do that. He's like, that's out of money there. Yeah, fucking guy. Take care of ourselves. All right. Like, unpacking? Yes, don't expecting to do. So she's on backing boxes.
Starting point is 00:40:28 What did she find in the box? The doll. I was stunned. I was stunned. I could not believe this happened. I am so stunned. The trash can that she was thrown in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Was it a trash can where they stored all charcoal. Why did she look so gray now? I don't know and she gets grayer as the film goes on and I don't know why. But she doesn't clean it up before she puts it back on the shelf. She just puts it back on the shelf. Why? Why? Because John gave it to her and it's a good sign that it came with them. I don't think that's true. I don't think so either. So we get a scene of the ghost of Annabelle waking up the baby. Yeah, the baby's crying because it's in a bed far too small for it. That baby's in a bassinet, but it's like nine months old. Get that baby out of that passinet.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Mom, this is inappropriate! Yes! So she's gonna, Mia and Leah are gonna leave the house. Yeah. And they try to befriend the characters I refer to as the steps children? The steps children, yep. And the little girl's like, I wanna be your friend. And the boy's like, don't tell that.
Starting point is 00:41:38 It's also no one to walk away from a child. Sure. If you are tha a tha a tha thia thiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. And thi, th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And th uncomfortable, you should be able to tell. You know what I mean? Yes, but as a woman who is made to feel uncomfortable constantly, maybe she just didn't realize that was a thing you stopped doing. Maybe you're right. Never mind. So they take a walk out on the street, and a bookshop, and a bookshop, and a book in a book shop catches her eye. What's the book? Uh, the book is called The Devil's Welcome. The Devil's Welcome. And across the street from the bookstore is a business called Tantrum. And I just could not stop thinking about what the fuck Tantrum was. Tantrum is this killer club that's right across the street from the books. From the occult bookstore run by your friendly neighborhood occult bookshop.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Evelyn. Oh no, why she is she is good is she is good and she, I hope she got a big fat boat from doing this movie. The fattest of boats. The fattest of boats. Everyone wants a fat boat, right? Oh, that's such a fat boat. I want a fat boat. I'm saying it with a pH.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Oh, I'm saying it was a plot. Yeah, very, very clear. You were wearing Jenko's on that boat. It was a fat boat. Hell yeah. So, she introduces herself. Mia can't stop staring at the devil's welcome. She's like, the devil is welcome. And the, and the, uh, Evelyn cannot stop staring at the baby. She's like, I'm gonna get that baby. For the dumbest reasons, but we'll get to that.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I know. I know. They get back to the house after meeting the new friend, who I'm sure will not come back up in the movie even once. And they find that the children have made drawings of Mia and Leah that they've left on the steps. Ah, kids drawing, I bet it will stay wholesome and never get dark. Ah, kid draws a mean truck though.
Starting point is 00:43:26 It does draw that strange truck. And then when she brings it up to John, he's like, oh, this perspective's wrong. I was like, fuck you, that truck rules. That dead baby looks great. Crayon, come on. Oh, man. And the the truck, truck, truck, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thrue, thrue, thrue, thrue, thr, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, throw, throw, thrown, throw, throw, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. the. thee. the. theee. theeeeean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the.'s listening, the truck eventually in the drawings, we get more and more of them until the truck is running over the baby.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Yes, she thinks that these are kind drawings for her, but by the time she gets to her apartment, the truck has struck the baby. It's very funny. Oh, so funny. Oh, that's liketo the records and stops listening to the record. I'm like, why do I have to see this slice of life? Because he stood her up for dinner, because he's too busy baby doctoring. Yeah. So she, yeah, she turns the record off and then it turns back on. Like, oh my god. I've never seen anything like, I've never seen anything like that in a horror movie. I did kind like kind that that that that that that that kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to that that. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to to that to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th. the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to that to that the record back on. I didn't, I didn't see that. Okay. I didn't see that. I was just like, why is this lady always getting knocked to the floor in her own home? Can I make a complaint about this type of horror movie?
Starting point is 00:44:30 Please. I make all the complaints. Whenever something spooktaculer is going the paranormal activities movies do this too. Yes. To like, No, I get it. I'm gonna be scared shortly. Yeah, is this my like I'm gonna be scared? Yes. I'm not scared if you tell me I'm going to be scared. You know how in Halloween it wasn't really all that scary until he put the score in. I think that this is the James Wan evolution of that, where it won't be scary unless it rumbles. You know Hen, Halloween how it's subtle?
Starting point is 00:45:14 Yeah. Maybe James Won't you try that? Maybe that should be his next step. Instead of showing me a demon holding a baby doll up and going, ha ha! You should have like a hello my name is, Tag. Hello my name is Mortimer. Slim shady.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Brother of Star Wars guy. Darth Mall, please. I, you know I wasn't going to come up with that. He was Sift Lord. How could you not remember? Neither of those words mean anything to me. Lord doesn't mean anything. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Never heard it. None in this context. Not in this context. So John finally comes home. And she's screaming, I think. Just screaming, holding, Uh-huh, uh-huh, because she gets curtain jumped. The curtains jump all over. Oh, God. Oh, the curtains! The curtains jumping is the equivalent of the newsie running through the scene, right? Don't worry, we're gonna get a giggling child soon enough.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Doesn't that newsie also turn on a record player that had been turned off? Yeah, and it puts on like, bap-bah-da- I was one. I don't think he even wrote or directed this. I think he just produced it, right? We're still blaming it on it. I haven't know if this is ladies and gentlemen, we have a giggling, running child. Thank God, truly. And then the little girl's like standing in the hall or standing in the room across the hall from her.
Starting point is 00:46:39 And I'm like, okay, that's a pretty good spooker, th and th and that's, th and th and that's, th and th and that's, good spookery. That's weird. Just have a little girl in your house all the sudden? Yeah. And then the little runs at the door, the door shuts and then reopens and it's like, I'm an adult. Just so we could see the pictures later and go, see? Oh, see? See? So stupid.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Sunrise, sunset. So her husband's like, yeah, you need some help. And she's like, you're not talking about a shrink! Now I'm talking Jeff Murray Abrah. Yeah, like, no, I'm not talking about a shrink, even though that's obviously a good idea. I'm talking about the church, which is obviously a bad idea. You know, they can fix anything. Seriously, so she's sitting at his desk, just fingering a Pieta. I don't know why. There's like a close-up shot of her fingers just fingering it. Just lightly, lightly fingering.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Lightly fingering. That's all, that's all I have from that scene. Yeah, they go to Jeff Murray Abraham for help. They see Evelyn again. Yeah, she's really, really up their butts. Well, she's really up their butts. She's really, really up their butts. Well, she's decided, I think, without telling them that she's decided, she's the grandmother now. I'm the grandmother now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I'm your mom. She, I, you, this is fucked up. You're like not sure if she's meant to be menacing or not. And then it's like, okay, if she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their movie turns out to be the villain. Because she's selling a cult book, she's really being pushy with their relationship, you know. She's given strong vibes of the Knicks or neighbor from Rosemary's Baby. Oh sure, uh, Minnie Casabet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a chocolate mouse.
Starting point is 00:48:23 It's a chocolate mouse. Fantastic. Speaking of scubbags. Mini? No, Roman Polansky. Oh, Roman Polansky for short. I thought you were going to tell me the woman who played Mini Castorbet did something? I was like, I don't know, she's probably fine. She just did Harold Maud.
Starting point is 00:48:42 I have a note that just says,that doll, oh yo, yoy. I mean, every time it shows up, you're like, what? Like, Chuckie is a doll. Yeah. And he somehow, 24 years prior to this or whatever, looked fucking fantastic. This doll looks like shit. It looks like shit it looks like shit
Starting point is 00:49:11 A braggity and doll would have been just as scary as this doll absolutely But what I don't understand like it looks like a Barbie fucked a Christmas ornament Like it just doesn't look right. It looks like a Barbie fucked a Christmas ornament like it just doesn't look right. It's jolly I'm gonna say way less jolly. It looks like a Barbie, fucked, like a reindeer Christmas ornament. I don't know, something's off. Well, one that's gotten like melted somehow. Yeah, it's got too close to one of the old bulbs.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Oh, so she puts the baby down and then she's going to go to the basement. Also in accuracy, they definitely lay that that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby that baby th th th that at they'd they'd they'd they definitely lay that baby down on its stomach. Oh, oh yeah. Wow. It's a miracle we lived through our baby hoods. She just tosses the baby like the winning shot of the big basketball game. Yep. She goes down to put some cardboard in a cage because you've got a cage of cardboard or it's going to run amuck. I cannot believe she's so eager to get rid of these boxes that she's leaving, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, I, I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, the the thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thrown. throwne, thrown, thrown, thrown, toge, together, throwne, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thi, to get rid of these boxes that she's leaving her baby in the apartment after she had just been frightened there like a day or two ago. Yeah. Just leave them.
Starting point is 00:50:10 I would never leave my baby in an apartment. No. You just wouldn't. Never again? Yeah. No, I would never leave the baby again. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Yeah. But even nothing traumatic happened to me, but I wouldn't like put my baby in my house and leave and run down the street, you know, you don't do that. You take the baby, no. So weird. Yeah. So Annabelle shuts the door and like locks the baby in or whatever. Yes, and she, uh, Mia's down in the basement. There's a thunderstorm going on. She hears a baby crying. the thunderstorm going on. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears. She hears a thi. She hears a thi. She hears a thi. She hears a thi. She hears a thi, she hears a the baby s hears a the baby. She hears a ths. She hears a the baby's s hears a the baby's a the baby's a the baby's a the baby. She hears a the baby. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a baby. She hears a baby. She hears a baby. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She's th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a baby. She hears a baby. She hears a baby crying th. She hears a baby crying th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a th. She hears a baby's hears a baby th. She hears a baby. She hears a baby crying and she does this look like, oh, do I have a baby? Wait, I'm sure I did. And then a Freddy Kruger-esque pram comes rolling out from behind another curtain that's in the basement. A basement curtain on a checkerboard floor, what could be scarier.
Starting point is 00:50:58 She started out really far from the stroller, and she's moving towards it really slowly, and you're like, get there, get there, just get there, please just get there, please just get there, please, please, please, it's not building tension. They had to pad out this one hour and 39 minute long movie with this nine minutes of her walking down the long basement corridor. And what's in the stroller?
Starting point is 00:51:20 A hand from the darkness. A hand from the darkness. And like a bloody rag or something. Yeah, she goes to pick up the bloody rag, which I don't think you do. And there's nothing that- It's gonna be a Cronenberg maggot baby if you pick up that baby bludg. What is it in this movie? Nothing. It's fucking, Like if you're gonna make a horror movie that just takes aspects of every other horror movie ever made, get a fucking bloody maggot baby from David Cronin, the Diva Cronenberg collection.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Hey, Mr. Cronenberg, it's me, Juan, fellow Canadian. Yes, Canadian boys got to look out for each other. But where the demon grabs her, the symbol from earlier above Annabelle after she had off herself is on her arm now. Yeah, the angels let go. Bump, boom, boom. Yeah. The elevator, she goes to the elevator instead of the stairs. No, in a case of emergency, which you're in, do not take the elevator.
Starting point is 00:52:15 This seems like an emergency. But so we get this interminable scene of her closing the doors and the doors reopening, her closing the doors and the doors reopening. Well, the elevator sounds and looks like it's moving, but then it keeps reopening on the same floor, which you're like, okay, that's kind of something. That's a little decent bit of spookery, but then it's like, what's more for the folks in the back? The second time that happens, you get off the elevator and take the steps. Yeah. Oh my God. Also, please no. She's running up the steps and we see the hand again, like poking out, go, ha ha ha. Yeah, and she screams, Ah, Leah,
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Starting point is 00:53:25 Like it's really not that scary. Not a cool charcoal drawing of Crampus, because when you say charcoal drawing of Crampus, I think, oh, that's cool. Yeah, no, this isn't. It's not. No. She's in L.A.Dofs. angels tattoo since we live here in Southern California. You know she's an LA Dozers fan? Yeah. Yeah well the priest is he's listening to a Dodgers game
Starting point is 00:53:50 later. That's right. So she ends up talking to the cop again. Yeah Sandy comes back over. And she's like did you look into the cult and he's like nah why? And it's because they fucking murdered some people that's why that's why Sandy. And then he's like well actually yes I did. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. th. th. th. th. th. their their their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. their. their. their. their. their. some people. That's why, that's why, Sandy. Oh my God. And then he's like, well, actually, yes, I did. They were satanic, and this was a ritual, and they were conjuring something. Who can say, they were conjuring it, though. It's conjure, conjure, conjure. Also, I brought you these crime scene photos that simple before, it's my angel's tattoo. Yes, it's so scary. I have to say, disciples of the Ram, cool name.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Yeah. Cool name for a cult. That one might sell me, honestly. I feel like that's a pretty good like stoner metal band name. Totally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You think, but you would join that cult? You're like, it's just about branding. I mean, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, th. Yeah, that's, that's th. thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's thi. that's thi. Yeah, that's that's thi. Yeah, that's thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, that's think about you would join that cult? You're like, it's just about branding. I mean, you guys nailed it.
Starting point is 00:54:47 I mean, again, this is the same thing. I want to, maybe I'd like to be in a coven, but I don't want to do any real work. I just want to be the person setting up the chairs at the meeting, you know? I don't want any responsibility. I'm out the back door, you know. Oh, let me go get the flavor aid. I'll be right back. But I do the same thing as Pete's wife, Mrs. Loaf. Car peels out. Then Evelyn comes back over to get all up in her business again. My notes just say, is she a ghostbuster?
Starting point is 00:55:21 She's a ghostbuster! She's just, she really believes. And she's tried to kill herself. Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is getting into very distasteful territory. It's very distasteful. We learned that her daughter died in a car accident. She was driving.
Starting point is 00:55:40 So she tried to kill herself. But come on. Like, that's, that's, that's gross. In a movie where we've seen a couple married, or murdered by their daughter and her big forehead boyfriend, yeah. This is very bleak. It's very bleak. In a movie where you seen a woman be super excited about this hell.
Starting point is 00:55:59 This is still very bleak. It completes the set. What set? So Mia says to Evelyn, what do they want? And Evelyn says, a soul? And Mia says, what should I do? And I just desperately wanted Evelyn to say, feed it your husband. We'll raise this baby together. Is this common, I can't, I know I've heard this before, but I can't remember it's like a Wanian thing, or like a Warren thing of like the demons are, demons are souls that have never inhabited a body. What? Or their spirits that have never inhabited a body? That's certainly not in the Catholic religion. As I know, though, please correct me if I'm wrong. So I just couldn't remember where I had heard that from before, but that's something Evelyn says, they're in human spirits. Okay, that must be some wand shit. Although I can't believe he'd be clever enough, honestly.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I can't believe they'd be creative enough to come up with that in the series of films. Yeah. Yeah. And we find out that Evelyn lost a daughter, her daughter was about Mia's age. So, like, that's why th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's why thi's why thi's why they's why they's why they's why they's why they's why they's why they's why they's why they's why she they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the th. the. the. theat. to be theat. to be to be te. te. to be theeeeeeeeat. theeee. they're the've lost, you're immediately connected to them. Yeah. So like, watch out everyone who's lost a grandparent. You're just going to be picking up old people left and right. Oh, God damn.
Starting point is 00:57:13 But Evelyn says to her, you do what you have to do. You protect your family, which would be what? Which would be what do you have to, I don't know? thi what would be what? What would be what would be what would be? Which would be? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? th. to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? th. th. th. the. thea? thea? thea? toooooooooooooooooooooooo? And? toe? toooooooooan. And toe? And th. toe. toe don't know dude. This reminds me of the Paul Lep-Tompkins joke about when people have a baby and they're like you know it just changed like I would take a bullet for this baby and his question is what's that baby even up to? What's that baby being shot at? I love Paul to Tompkin. You do what you have to do you protect this baby at all cost. Okay. And we see fucking Mia out on the sidewalk with her stroller. Look, we've all seen Ghostbusters too. We've all seen, don't you cannot act, like, we've never seen this happen. I hated this scene so much.
Starting point is 00:58:00 I don't care, I've never had a baby. You'd have it? That I don't. That I know of. That I know of. But I can imagine that if I'm standing at a door and I look at a window and I see the ghost of the person who killed themselves in my house. Yeah. I'm going to be like, that's weird. What's my baby up to? Yeah, I should check on this person that I am 100% responsible for it because they are completely helpless and have no ability to care for themselves. So, uh, so she doesn't though. She lets the stroller go.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Yeah, then it gets hit by a truck, but the stroller was just filled with like macaroni? Yeah, she had to bring her watermelon's home and something, see. What was going on? She's like holding the baby and I'm like, what? Yeah. Well, that part, I've certainly pushed an empty stroller while carrying a baby and a carrier. Because sometimes they're sad, sometimes they're mad. Sometimes they want to be held, sometimes they want to be put down. But she wasn't holding the baby a second ago. No, she's the baby. And you cannot just get a baby into one of the carriers like th. th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah about with them. They go, me-me-ya, and they just jump right in here. Mommy! Okay, you pulled open like a kangaroo pocket, I guess. Oh, God. Why do I have written here the demon is chonking up that baby for the slaughter, maybe?
Starting point is 00:59:16 Why was the demon giving a candy or something? What is it happening? I don't know. And then my next note was, me hears a noise and gets locked in a room while the demon throws books in the baby. My note there says, is this this lady as dumb as she is British? And I think the answer is yes. She's very dumb. And she's looking under the door to see the books dropping near her baby? Oh my god. And then, and the dog goes, pops in, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th in th in th in th in the th gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets the the the the the the th th gets th th th th th th th th th th the gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, gets, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th thi thi thi gets the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theateat, gets locked in the the gets the books dropping near her baby. Oh my god. And then Annahil the dog pops it and he goes, Ha ha! Sideways, full on 90 degrees.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Just what? Oh my god. Like imagine being the props person who has to thrust that into frame, you know? And it's just like, I guess we're doing this, you know? Someone yells cut. The doll is now, th is now, th is now, th is now, thol is now, thol is now, thol is now, th. Someone yells cut. Yeah. The doll is now walking. The doll is now levitating! But it's not levitating, Katie. No. It's being held up by the demon man. Rob goes, that was a nice touch with the devil face and I just looked at him
Starting point is 01:00:16 and said, was it? Was it Rob? Was it Rob? Again, if that happened, you charge that thing and start a fistfight with it. So I have had a baby. Yeah. And there have been a couple situations where like a dangerous thing has happened. And I know everyone's instincts are different. But my instinct has been to grab that child with like all of my mind and get her out of the way. Yeah. It is we were crossing the street recently a car turned without looking and almost hit us and I just fucking grabbed her and swung her around yeah she just fucking stands there holding the baby and so does her dumb husband who has come home at this point right and he should be operating on like doctor he's so smart you know he shouldn't just be like on instinct alone he should be on logic so they call Jeff Marie Abraham he's like go get
Starting point is 01:01:11 the doll Mia all by yourself now you go pick it up in the dark why and she's touching it like it's hot yes yes and he's like talking to her about it and he's like demons can't just take souls do I you got to want it to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to be to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe. talking to her about it, and he's like, demons can't just take souls, doye? You gotta want it. No, Mia, you fucking idiot. Also, they have that, they bring the doll out. They put it on the couch, they're having this conversation in front of it. Why are you having this conversation in front of the doll? Guys, I'm right here. Oh, this is where I started referring to him as father community theater.
Starting point is 01:01:45 And he, once he makes some reference to these people that he knows that take care of this sort of thing. And I'm like, oh, fuck, here we fucking go. He's like a married couple. You're like, yes, a married couple. We fucking know. A married couple of con people. So as he's walking out of the building with a doll, with a doll, there's a woman walking into the building, dressed all in red, super tight with a big old booty. I think that's supposed to mean something? What that's supposed to mean? Devil loves booty. Devil with the red dress? Devil the blue dress. Devil went down to... Booty. Big booty hose is what that means. Oh I know what it is. Sorry, it's a reference to the greatest love song ever written. Greatest love song. Back that ass up.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Juvenile you fucking prince. So he, a fucking father community theater gets in the car, puts the doll in the front seat. No, either put her in the trunk or let her drive. You cannot put her in the passenger seat. He puts her in the passenger seat. He puts her in the front seat and he goes, Oh no, too close. It puts her in the the the the the the back in the back in to to to to the back in to to the back in to the back the back to in the front scene and then goes, oh no, too close. It puts her in the backseat. He's like, let's go Dodgers.
Starting point is 01:03:05 Yeah, he has a Dodgers game on. It gets cut off and then he looks back at the doll and I thought, what if she started playing the Dodgers game? Because that would like a Teddy Ruxman? If she just turned her head and started doing like, But there's something where like the Dodgers game starts going out and then what sounded like his sermon being played back at him? I don't think it was his sermon. I think it was like a doomsday sermon. Okay. He seems to be a pretty like middle of the road priest as far as that go. He's talking a lot about strength and pulling yourself up and stuff like that. And this is like, may God, I'm not say on. the tho- God, I th th th th tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi't know what that means and I don't care.
Starting point is 01:03:49 We see the doll in the back seat and her eyes are all bloodshot, like she's high as a fucking kite, like it's 420 somewhere, Annabelle. Hey, man, hey man, hey man, I'm a man, you guys have any snacks. I found a funnian, I think it was a funny, it might have been old French fried. I ate it. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You, I. You, I. You, I. You, I. You, I. You, I. You, I the the the the the the th. We the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. We th. We the th. We the the th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We, we th. We th. We, we, we, we th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We see. We see. We see. We see. We see. We see. We see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see, we see. We see. funyan, I think it was a funni, it might have been old French fried mantra. I ate it, I ate it. You guys like munchos? I'm trying to get that melting to the couch kind of wee. So he looks back and he sees, bum, bum, boom, the dead woman's in the backseat. Yeah, yep.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Or this is when he gets out of the car and he sees her and he sees th and I don't know that he ever sees her. I think only we see her. Oh really? Because he starts walking up the sidewalk and she's in the car and then she's on the sidewalk. And then he gets super kicked out the door and she takes the doll? What? I wanted Annabelle? right at the goddame door him down the stairs. Kicked him so hard he died. He didn't die. He didn't die.
Starting point is 01:04:50 He didn't die. He didn't die. Oh man. Then I have a note that says tender moments with women and babies. I don't really care for that. I'm just bored eating now. I've eaten so many triskits so tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr. I've. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've to. I've to. I've to. I've to to to to the thi. I've to to to to to to to to th. I've to to the the the the th. I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've to. to. to. ti. ti. took. took. K. K. K. Kicked. Kicked. Kicked. Kicked. Kicked. Kicked. Kicked. Kicked. I've to. Kicked. I've to. woke up this morning, like the roof of my mouth was sore. I like that you're leaving notes to remind yourself later of how you damaged yourself. Seems smart. So Annabelle takes Annabelle,
Starting point is 01:05:16 because that's what Annabelle's do. Annabelle's got to stick together, am I right? And then I have a note says, oh, maybe not dead, just to hospitalized. Yes, father community theater lives, and he says something to John like, and a baby cannot offer its soul, which made me a lull. When John finds out that he's in the hospital, yeah. The way he finds out is he sees two nuns and he goes, holy shit. It's gotta be my guy. They're weeping, they're openly weeping. Those nuns love no one but that priest. I mean I guess if you saw like two of your friends co-workers, she'd be like, oh shit. Yeah, yeah. Oh man. Then we get to Evelyn, like, Evelyn and Mia come home from a shopping trip where Evelyn just bought too much stuff for the baby. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. Those, th. Those, th. Those, th. Those, th. Those, th. Those, th. th. th. th. th. tho, the. tho tho thooo theean, tho tho tho thoo thoo thoo thoo tho tho tho tho th and Mia come home from a shopping trip where Evelyn just just bought too much stuff for the baby. Yeah, it's uncomfortable.
Starting point is 01:06:08 And she's like, I'm the grandma now. I'm the grandma now. Yeah. I never got to be a grandma, so I'm going to be this child's grandma. I don't care what you say about this one this fucking kid grandma. I'm your mom. I would I would I would I would I would I would I would I would I would would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would thu I would thu. I would thu. I would thu. I would thu. I would thu. I would th. I would tho. I would tho. I would thu. I would the tho. I would tho. I would tho. I would tho. I would tho. I'm tho. I'm thu. I'm thu. I'm thu. I'm thu. I'm the th. I'm the the th. I'm the th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theeea. I'm thea. I'm theea. I'm theea. I'm theeea. I'm thea. I'm thethe back of the father, father community theater. And when she opens the door and touches him, he spins around and yells, may God have mercy on your soul, and his face is all goofy? But it's genuinely the angle at which it's shot, the goofiness of his face, it looks like it's goosebumps level. Like it looks shit. 100%. It's straight out of, Are you Afraid of the Dark?
Starting point is 01:06:46 Also, stop letting that baby out of your fucking sight, you dummy! You dummy! You didn't carry that baby for 112 months to let it out of your sight like this. Let's not close over the fact that when the baby is crying and Evelyn picks it up and she sings a song, Rock the baby is crying and Evelyn picks it up and she sings a song, rock that baby all night long. And Mia goes, what is that song you're singing? It's just an old blues diddy. As your black friend, I know all the blues diddies.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Yeah, well someone has the magical black person in this movie and it's sure as hell not going to be anyone else. Rock that baby all that long. It's just fucking, oh my god. I mean, how can something be wrong if it feels so right? Annabelle. So the magic black lady gets kicked out the door and they lock it behind her. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Okay, and the baby's gone. Yeah. And fucking Mia keeps calling for her, but, God, they just should have given this baby a name that wasn't so hard for a British lady to say, because she just keeps going, uh, oh, Or just made her British. She could be British.
Starting point is 01:08:00 She could be British. Just, I love that Charlie Hunnum is finally like like like like like like like like like, like, like, like, like, thi is finally, thi is finally, thi is finally, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. Just, I love that Charlie Hunham is finally like, can I just be British? Yeah. Because like if I have to yell, I'm gonna lose it. So why don't it just make me British? Right. Oh, man. Good American jobs.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Good American jobs, taking them from us. This is my MAGA time. So yeah, the devil man's pushed Evelyn out of the apartment. On the ceiling written in crayon is just her soul. Oh, it looks like shit. Yeah, the doll's just chilling on the cushy chair. So here's where I think this movie could have done something, granted very, very brutal, but I think it would have been more interesting. When she beats the Annabelle doll and throws it, and then looks down and it's her own baby? Yeah. Like, this movie had just been like, eh, eh, this is a movie about psychological trauma
Starting point is 01:08:55 and what can happen to you. And the horrors of the postpartum experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have been brutal, but I would have been like, thiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and it thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and th. And, and th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, theeeeea, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, the, the, the would have been brutal, but I would have been like, oh, fuck, you made a choice. That would have been such a sharp turn for the rest of this movie. Because prior to that, she's been holding the doll in front of her, just going, you give her back to me and shaking it, and it looks terrible. So terrible. But just the idea that like, holy s shit, she just beat her baby to death. Yeah. That's fucking disturbing. I mean. And then the movie has to be like,
Starting point is 01:09:26 no, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. So she's going to give up her soul. I hated this. This is the whole save the baby instead of me shit. And then like John comes in and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he comes and he comes and he comes and he comes and he and he and he and he catches. John comes in and he catches her at the last second. It's like, you fucking cowards, make her jump.
Starting point is 01:09:44 If you're not gonna make her beat the baby to death, make her jump, make her die. Do something that gives us any stakes other than a character that has appeared in four scenes. I want to blame this movie for putting us in such a dark place that you're wishing for a mother to jump up the window and I want to see her her her her her. Those are bad things. Those are bad things. Am I the demon? Are we both the demon? Have we ever inhabited a human body? Not that I know of. No. Not since high school at least. Ouch. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Ouch. Oh, ouch. Oh, oh. Oh, ouch. I'm the the the. the the the. the. why I hate this scene. Because she's looking around her soul, her soul, her soul is everywhere and she's like,
Starting point is 01:10:30 oh they don't want the baby, they want me, and then she looks at the window and your soul is really the window. Yes, I forgot about that. She's like, thank you for making it so fucking explicit. It makes a choice super simple. This demon knows how dumb I am. Oh God, as dumb as I am British. She's gonna jump with the doll, which is somehow important because later when Evelyn jumps, she also has the doll.
Starting point is 01:10:51 I can know what she does. So John pulls are back in. No one's paying attention to the magic black lady who just stands up on the window. So now it's my turn, tu-I'm gonna' tune. You know what tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho-I thu. I thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thoom. thoom. thoom. thi. thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to going to use this as an excuse to kill myself in front of these people. You know what? This is a way that my suicide can make things better for you. And that's really important to me in my last moments.
Starting point is 01:11:13 I'm out! She's out. My note after she jumps out the window, for fuck sake. Oh, and then the baby shows, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.'s just chilling there looking like a big old booger. Six months later. Sacrifices talk IDK. You thought it was over, it's not over. Back to Jeff Murray Abraham. Okay, no, go ahead. No. The baby has not grown in the six months between Evelyn's passing and today. No. And then, I don't know what Jeff Murray Abraham says, but I just have, boo, Jesus shit. I wrote, Happy Sunday and may God bless the Pittsburgh Steelers. And I don't know why.
Starting point is 01:11:55 When I was a kid, we would always go to the noon mass on Sundays, because they would wrap it up at 12.45 so you could be home in time for the Steeler game. Yeah, so that's how you know that religion is real. Yeah. Well God's a Steelers fan. Oh why wouldn't he? Why wouldn't he be? At least in the 70s. At least then. So uh... Twice a week. Twice a week. Twice a week, they blessed it. Not twice a month. twice a week. Sorry. That's a week. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. week. That's 104 times a year. Who's paying for this? Our tax dollars, I guess. They're income tax-free dollars. Son of a bitch. I'm sorry, I know I jumped ahead to the very, very end, but I'm furious. We see the nurses, oh no, we see the nurses mom go into a store and see Annabelle on the shelf and like, ooh, my daughter would love that. I'm going to buy that.
Starting point is 01:12:47 It's a little expensive, but I'm going to take it. Because she's a nurse and she helps people. She helps people. She helps people. Yeah, that's where they bring it up again. My last note. Fuck the warring. Trash movie, Trash Life. Trash life. Katie! Ellen.
Starting point is 01:13:05 Let's give it a rating. You go first. All right. Is a nine too high? I think so. All right, how about a one? I think that's more appropriate. I hated it.
Starting point is 01:13:18 Yeah, it's awful. It's not good. I don't know that it has anything redeeming in it, honestly. It's so hack hack hack ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that. trash. trash. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that tr. trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash that. that. good. I don't know that it has anything redeeming in it, honestly. It's so hack. It's so hack. And I hate to say that because that makes us sound hack. But it's like every bit of it was taken from something else. They're all mushed together with no flavor, no style, no like...
Starting point is 01:13:42 It feels like there's no enjoyment of it right yeah I hated it zero point zero three oh it's slightly better than a castle for Christmas and only only because me a love dad gets murdered listen yeah I would watch a castle for Christmas every day for a week to never have to watch this movie again God that's a real Sophie's choice for to watch this movie again. Oh God. That's a real Sophie's choice for me. I might just... No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:14:10 I might just throw... You don't have to choose between one of your children dying. That's Sophie's. No, I know what that is. I would actually let them both hands. It's the end of the good son I throw him a goalocke into a bees nest. Goodbye, goodnight. Katie. Can I read you a review that we received via Apple Podcast? I would love that. This is from Topeka 754. Hi topica 754. Topeka 754. It gives us five-star rating. Thank you topica 754. Thank you topica 754.
Starting point is 01:14:44 that says you're making me crazy exclamation point.. to. to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.. Oh........................................................................................................................................................... rating. Thank you, Topeka 754. That says, you're making me crazy exclamation point. Uh-oh. Hi, Alan and Katie, exclamation point. Hi. I listen to a lot of podcast as someone who works your home. And I'm, I obviously enjoy all of those I listen to, but you guys are the ones that make me actually laugh out loud. Wait, are there other podcasts? In the world? Recently, there's been a few started. A couple, okay, got it.
Starting point is 01:15:09 My kids are now at home with me for Christmas break, and I overheard them discussing me. Oh no. Oh no. And I quote, I think something is wrong with mom. She laughs all day while she's working. I think she's losing it. I fucking love that. Thank you both for giving me the gift of laughter and for reviewing the movies I adore. Oh, Topeka 754.
Starting point is 01:15:33 Topeka 754. I couldn't remember the numbers. I'm sorry. It's fine. No, it's not fine. That's why I helped you. That's well I should know everyone's name. That's when I carried you you you you you you you you you you that you that you that you that you. That that you. That's that you. That's well. That's well. That's well. That's well. That's well. That's well. That's well. That's well. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. th. th. that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I's thea. I th. the. I's th. tha. thi you carried me. Topeka 754, thank you. Thank you so much. And I'm so glad we bring some light to your life and make your children think you're crazy
Starting point is 01:15:50 because then at least I'll be like a little bit scared of you. It's my parenting style. So castlate your children. Just lightly. It's not gaslating them that their experiences didn't happen. You you you you you you you you their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their didn't happen. You're just making them a little on edge. You're just making them think that you're crazy. It's only a lie if it's not the truth. Oh, that's true.
Starting point is 01:16:11 That's true. That's true. Yeah. If you would like to leave us a five-star review, I would also like the podcast of us. Yeah, we were like some other podcasts, which we will not name, we would pay for those reviews. You mean, now I have to bleep that. Now you have to bleep that.
Starting point is 01:16:30 I did that for you. And the look on your face was like, come the fuck on. Teddy! We would buy them. They're cheap. Yeah. But we rely on the kindness on the kindness on our the kindness on the kindness on the kindness on the kindness.. the kindness. the kindness. the kindness. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We th. We th. We will th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. We to to to to to to to to. We to. We will to to. We will to to. We will to. We will to thooooooooooooo. We will the. We will ththem. They're cheap reviews. So cheap. Yeah. But we rely on the kindness of people. Yeah, because you rely on our kindness. Let's be real. We do this every week for free. We rely on the kindness of strangers. That's what a
Starting point is 01:16:56 community is. S.M. D. H. S. M. D. H. Katie. Speaking of shaking my damn head. What do we do it next week? Next week we are doing a film chosen by our Patrons. I heard to forget what it's called, but I remember it's got a pun in the name. Slother House. We're doing Slother House. Yes, the movie that everyone, or the movie that got the highest ratings was Blade. Yeah. But we got to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the to get to get the the to get to get the to get to get to get to get the to get the the the movie that everyone or the movie that got the best highest ratings was Blade.
Starting point is 01:17:25 Yeah. But we got to get in touc with John from Marveling Marvel's Marvels Marvels. What's this now is that another pod podcast? It's another podcast. Podcast. New York City. Wow, I don't know where that came from but I really enjoyed it. It's Matt Barry grossly mispronouncing everything. We have to go to New York City. What a fucking treasure that man is. That's what people from Arizona sound like. That's a really, really good Matt Barry.
Starting point is 01:18:01 You should be proud of yourself. Thank you. New York City. Oh he's a genius. Anywho, we got to get in touch with John because we're going to have him on for a little crossover. Have you asked him yet? Oh yeah, yeah, he agreed to do it. Okay. I was just thinking like what if he's listening to this episode and he's like, what? I didn't say'll show up. They'll show up. Maybe that we can borrow their drum kit too. Just their symbols. Just their symbols. Oh, so come back for Slother House.
Starting point is 01:18:33 I'm looking forward to that. I remember you showed me the trailer and I laughed very hard. I want to go as far as to say cackle. Okay, good, because the last two weeks have been really hard in terms of our movies, Alan. Really shitty. I want to get a specials? What? Low, lows? I thought you said Lowes.
Starting point is 01:18:51 I thought she said Lowess. Lowess? I'm a low lowest right now. I'm a lot of lowest. It's my answer to Debbie a shout out to everyone who's been giving shoutouts to Vicki for being on the show. Oh my god, I'm so glad you guys liked her. Oh man, I love that we got another review that said I'm so glad to have finally met cousin Vicki. I love that. Thank you. I keep screenshoting them and sending them to her and she's like, am they good. She's gonna get a big fucking head about this. this tell you what. This is gonna be a problem for me. So come back for Slaughter House.
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