Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 461- Slotherhouse (2023)

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

In this week's episode, voted on by our Patróns, we watched the 2023 horror-comedy "Slotherhouse." Special topics for your consideration include: two middle-aged people who just don't get the kids these days, facts(ish) about some animals, questions about Greek life, a tale of a future Hall of Famer who definitely fucks (allegedly), and an absolute delight of a Mailbag! Do you like horror movies where an animal is the bad guy? Allow us to recommend Episode 37- "Zombeavers," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 152- "Anaconda," Episode 168- "Arachnophobia," Episode 193- "Orca," Episode 214- "Congo," Episode 218- "Cujo," Episode 238- "Frogs," Episode 247- "Piranha," Episode 248- "Grizzly," Episode 289- "Crawl," Episode 447- "Cocaine Bear," and I'm certain I have missed a few in there. Animals can be such assholes sometimes. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episodes. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Katie, Alan. What's the weirdest pet you've ever had? Oh, the weirdest pet you've ever had? Ooh. Hmm. A cockatiel? Really? Yeah. Like, you don't strike me as a bird person. It was my mother's bird, really, but it learned how to, this was in the time of landlines. It learned how to imitate the phone ringing so successfully that you would like literally pick up the phone and say hello. And you just hear a dial tone and be like, you mothed- me again. Well you put me in a cage I can fly so I'm gonna fuck with your

life. I'm gonna fuck with your life yeah it also only learned my mother tried to teach it the Andy Griffith show theme song that's as far as it got that high note just so just do that on a loop for about six hours for about six hours. I can't yeah break th my th th my th th th my th my th their th th th my th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. to to to th. I the. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to th. I th. I to to th. I to th. I to th. I to to to to to to to try. try. tell. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to a loop for about six hours. I can't. I can't. It'll break my brain. Also, apparently I can do that note once. One time and you've nailed it the first time. Yeah, I'm a 50-year-old man.

Built for whistling. What was the weirdest pet you ever had? I don't know. We had turtles. Like turtles, fish, like turtles. Rabbits, inside the house rabbits. They just poop on the floor? No, no, no, they were in cages in the house.

Oh, okay. That was the first time I ever experienced death. It's coming home from school and finding my rabbit. Aw. You'd never believe what I named that rabbit. Just go. What's your wildest guess would a, what a kindergarten child would name a rabbit? Bugs Bunny. Just bugs, just bugs. Yeah. Well, it was the 70s. We have three birds? Guess what I named those birds? Bird, one, two, and three. Oh, see that's just de-humanizing? They're not humans. I mean, I was a C-student in life. You're a creative guy though? Yeah, it's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. B, th. B, th. B, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, th, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, th. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. B. Bugs, thi, thi, thi. Bugs, thi. Bugs, thi, thi. Bugs, thi. Bugs, thi, thi. Bugs, that's just dehumanizing. They're not humans. I mean, I was a sea student in life.

You're a creative guy, though. It's true. I feel like it hadn't kicked in at that point. Yeah. The sea stands for creative. Hey. We also had a lot of fish that would commit suicide. What? How do fish would jump out of the tank?

No, they don't. they they they they they they the fish. We the fish. We to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. tho. too. tho. tho. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. th don't. Multiple fish would jump out of the tank and we'd fight up on the floor. I have bad news for you. Someone in your family was a fish murderer and hasn't told you yet. You might want to take this up with your dad. Nah, anywh-ah. Anyh! What movie are we doing this tho are doing a film chosen by the Patrons. It was the runner-up in voting. Yep, because the winner is going to be recorded in about two weeks' time, I think. I think so. Ah, Slother House. Slother House.

What, uh, what, what, uh, what do you think is a slaughterhouse? Should we go right to the ratings ways? It's a it's a PG-13 film. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Which is a bit of a bummer. You want to see that sloth dick? No, I just want to see more violence. More gore. I would have loved this movie if it had been goreier.

Yeah, and more of a, what do you call a movie? Did you not like Slaughterhouse? Am I getting the vibe that you didn't enjoy Slaughter House? Because I have to say I was planning to save this for the end, but I enjoyed Slaughter House. Oh, I like it. Yeah. You tell me, this was my final thought on Slaughter House, and you tell me whether or not I enjoyed Slaughter house. Yeah. Maybe we were a little hard on Zambievers, in retrospect, yeah, I feel bad. We did a bad.

Yeah. But that was back before I was on anti-depressants. What is it? Okay, so that's what you, listen, don't listen to anything before, I don't know, like 2017. We should have, we'll call it the Zolov cutoff. Yes. Because I appreciate that this movie knew what it was. Sure.

And maybe we should give Zambievers another chance as we gave Return of the Living Dead another chance. And it's still a perfect movie. I think if this had been a segment in an all-animal-based horror anthology movie, I would have loved it because there was like compact parts of this film that I really enjoyed. Okay, so let's get into it. Okay, this opens on a rain forest in Panama. My first note just says, oh that sloth had a lot of blood in it, so I'm not sure what that refers to. That would refer to the sloth reaching out on a branch over the water right or

wooder. Wooder if you're wrong like water ice. I'm so sorry you're really trying to work me up today. This is how many minutes are we into this? We're four minutes. I've already sucked my teeth twice. I'm sorry, Italian water ice. You si-you're a bitch. I think about Lucy joke all the time. So, the sloth has reached out onto a, gone on to a branch to grab a leaf and then it is grabbed by a crocogator. Right, right. And I don't know what they have in Panama. I'm not sure. I don't know what the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. You know, one's a snub nose, one's a club nose. I've definitely googled it at least six times in my life and I'm still just like, hmm. And even know what to do with this thing. In my opinion, Caymans walk on their back legs, but I don't think that's true. I feel like they should.

Like the Jesus Lizard? Yeah, exactly. So we see the sloth gets snatched, and then we see the blood in the water, and then we see the blood in the water, which is just what thuu....... And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thi. And thi. And th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the, the, th. th. th. the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. the. the. the. I. I. the musical, we hear a musical swell on this animatronic sloth coming up out of the water, which is just, muh. And we see the crock a gator roll over and its tummy has been slashed open. Yes, we see some poachers too, like Kirkland Signature Robert De Niro. And then Slother House. And then my next note is kids in their phone, am I right? Yeah, social media profiles and girls hugging. I don't.

The first half of this movie is just every time you meet a new character, you get their, how many followers they have on social media? They happen really fast though. So I feel like I didn't absorb any of them. Like some of them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them the them the tham the tham their their their thi thi their thi thi thi. thi. thi. tho tho tho tho tho tho. thi. thi. thoatho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. told. told. I told. I told. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I'm. I th. I to. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I to. I th. I though so I feel like I didn't absorb any of them. Like some of them are like 37K and then other people are like 12. And I'm like man I'm into 12. I don't even have a social media. I have zero followers. You have zero followers not on wherewoolfambulance social media you are follower-rich. Rich with followers. We have a save the dog moment where our main character Emily M saves a dog. Yeah like an airport or something?

They're the mall. Like who had let that dog run around in the mall? You can't let a dog run around in the mall right? I don't go to malls but I don't think you could do that. I don't know. I don't know. I mean although malls are kind of like lawless places now, like no the the th like th like th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th th. You th. You th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. their. th. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. the. the. toooooooooooooooo. te. do that. I don't know. Okay. I mean, although malls are kind of like lawless places now, right? Like no one goes anymore, so fuck it. I think that's just the Monroe Mall. Sight of the Romero film. Dawn of the Dead. And there's nothing left from it in there. No, nothing. I think someone got the coipond out of it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, their, th, their, th, th, the, th, the, th, th, th, th, th. I. I th, th, th, th, th, th. I th. I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm tho, tho, thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-n, th. Like, th. this like exotic pet pusher, or she meets this exotic pet pusher

who like gets it on her selfie. He is so gross. It's like the necklace and the hat and the unbuttoned shirt. He just, ugh. The greasy but unponytailed pulled back hair. It gives me the skieves so bad. Well, I think that's what they were going for. They wanted him to be a yuckuckuckuckuckuckuckeckckck, thozy tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th think that's what they were going for. They wanted him to be a yuckyman. But why would this then attractive college girl be like, hey let's get a picture together?

Because he shows her the cutest animal she's ever seen, a sloth puppet. Yeah, he offers to sell her a sloth for her social media to make their social numbers up is why people buy exotic pets is what he says. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah th th th th th the th th the th the th th th the th is th is the th is th is th is the th is th is th is th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. their their their thus. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeat. theat. theat. theat. I theat. theat. I theat. theat. theat. theat. thi th's true. Yeah. That's why I got you this, lemur! You ever seen a lemur in real life? Yeah, wild. You've ever seen an I-I-E. And I don't even know an I-I-I-Is? It's a type of lemur that are like the ugliest, cutest animal you've ever seen? How you spelled I-I-I-I-I-E. Yeah, like you were saying it to-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- the like the the the the that like, that like, that like, that like, the-I- that like, that like-I-I-I-I-I-I- that like, that like, that that that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the- the- the- the-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-E-I-I-I-E-I-E-I-E-E-I-E-E-I-E-I-I-I-I-I-e-I- Okay. A-Y-E-A-Y-E. Oh, look at that little thing. Oh, God. It's like half lemur, half bat. Yeah, they have on their like very human-like hand. They have, their middle finger is super long.

Look at that fucking finger! And they use it to like tap on wood to find termites the the to to the the to termermermermermerm the hermermerm the herm the herm the hermin the hermites the hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahe the hollow the hollow the high to the high to to to to the hath to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tum tum their their their their their their their their their their their they find the hollow spot in wood and then go in and all them. Listen, unless you're driving right now, I want you to Google image search, I, I, and just feel the way I feel right now. Just take it all in. It's hands. That one long middle fain. If that, if that, if that motherfugher, is it thii. If they're from Madagascar, at th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th. I, th, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to. too. too. too. toooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too. too. too. too, too. you off. Yeah, you know it from a mile away. So they're from Madagascar. At least we're keeping them on an island.

Yeah, I think that's where all lemurs are from. I think all lemurs are native to... Yeah. Because they got off of the main continent and then evolved separately. Gotcha, gotcha. And that's your lesson in zoology, which may or may not be th be th be th be th be th be th be th be that be that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their true. Half remembered lemur facts. So we cut to its move-in day at the sorority house. Right. You never rushed, right? Oh God, no. I'm not a big joiner. I love bringing this up every time I get the whole chance to. Can you imagine me in a sorority? I can imagine like someone being like, hey we should do this together as buddies and you being like,

you know what I'm gonna do this for my friend and then day one you're like, you know what fuck this a burden star house down. No I've never been so selfless. We meet Brianna who is running for a house president? Yes. I don't know how these Greek things work. I just, I like this character. I feel like this would be a very fun character to play. But I also feel like maybe this actor shouldn't get a monologue.

And that is not the last time I feel that way in this movie. Yeah, she's not the strongest of the actors. No. Actually, outside of maybe Emily, there's not a lot of strong actors in this movie. Yeah. But that's okay? That's all right. No, it's not. I don't know why I would defend that. It's terrible. Learn to act. Take a class. I like when Brianna grabs the, I don't, House house marm? Who is this woman? Yes, the house mother. Gets her drink and like takes a sip because, uh, dirty martini, who drinks these anymore? Grandma. I like a dirty martini. I never had a martini.

In your life? Maybe my life. I don't like hard alcohol. I think it doesn't like you. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, we're not good together. See, I'm fine with th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th. th thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi. thi thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty. thirty. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi., I'm fine with it. I just throw open the streets. That's fine, right? Just like the acting in this film. It's fine. We see that M. Covett's the presidential suite? Yes. What is this house that they are living in? I don't know, it's seemingly like no other sorority slash frat house I've ever been to in a movie. It has a parking lot lot. It's the thia thia thia thia th. It's thia th. It's th. It's thia th. th th tho' tho' that that that that that that that that that that th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's like like like like like like like. It's like like like like, th. It's like like like th. It's like like th. It's like like the th. It's like the th. It's are living in. I don't know, it's seemingly like no other sorority slash frat house I've ever been to in a movie. It has a parking lot out front. So I think this movie may have been made in Croatia based on the names of everyone who worked

on the production. Everyone's name ends with itch, so I assume it's Croatia. There's very little information about this movie on Wikipedia and I can't really go to any other websites. That's pretty much the one that I am. You're telling me there's not a ton of information about sloth her hats. I can't believe people have heard of this movie. So she's coveting this presidential suite and like, like longingly looking at it. Just like, oh, presidential suite. Meanwhile, she lives in the nicest room I've ever seen. Every fucking kid in this, every college

kid in this movie lives in a dorm room that looks vaguely like an office? Yes. It also gives the, like, there may have been a casting couch porn site that filmed in this place at some point five. Absolutely. All that wallpaper? Yeah. Yeah. It's easier to clean. And but her room is like just as nice as any other room as as the presidential suite. It's bigger than any bedroom I've ever had in my entire life. It's the size of this floor of my house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's about the size. It's about the size. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the presidential suite. It's bigger than any bedroom I've ever had in my entire life. It's the size of this floor of my house. Yeah, yeah, it's about the size of this attic. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, stupid. Did you like when her boyfriend snuck in to say hi to her?

And he gets hit in the balls? Yeah, no, no shot, I feel so bad for them. No, you've thought, ha ha ha. Yeah, that's it. That's really it. We see her walk through the museum wing of the sorority house where there's a tiara and tradition and yada, yada. And her mother was the queen of the sorority yes. Her mother was also a, M, um, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, the the the th. Mm, th. Mm, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's thi, that's thi, that's that's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the queen of the sorority at some point? Yes, her mother was also a, then I could say, delta, delta, delta, delta, delta, delta. Yeah. It was like, sigma, theta lamba? It's delta, delta, delta, delta, delta.

Also, her last name is O'Donnell, to to me, but that's just me. She's not given O'Donnell and I just feel like she doesn't look like an O'Donnell to me, but that's just me. She's not given O'Donnell vibes. So it's implied, we meet the sorority mother who's an alcoholic and a very tragic figure. Miserably so. Miserably so. I felt so bad for this woman. She, it's implied that she was the sorority mother while Emily's mother was there? Or was she just a sorority sister? Okay, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. And she tells her all about like the things that Emily's mother had them doing, like hugging homeless people as like an outreach thing. Yeah. That's bleak. And we learned that the house mom wants Emily to run for president to be like her mother. Right, because Brianna's so mean. She's so mean.

So mean. So mean. So mean. She's got all these little toadies, I guess. Yeah. As a Brianna would. A Brianna would, yeah. Yeah.

Man, I wish I had toadies. Don't you though? Will they do stuff for me? I don't know. I mean, I will, what do you want to be my toadie? You're doing it to, no. I need to manipulate you into it. No, I to to manipulate. I need to manipulate. I need to manipulate to manipulate to manipulate to manipulate you. I need to manipulate to manipulate to manipulate to be part of the conversation. I'm included! Oh no!

I want a castle for Christmas you and make you wait on me like you do with your friends. We cut to the exotic animals dealer and now we see that he has a widow's peak and a website that he's just staring at like it's going to do something? Pay an angel fire all this money, I want to see what happens on this thing. He looks at the sloth and says, what would happen if I don't give you these pills? What are the pills? Okay, explain to me what's wrong with the sloth? So the sloth, what this movie presupposes is the apex predator of the jungle?

Right, and it's just pretending to be slow and cute. Yeah, exactly exactly the thiiiiiiiiiii. the the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoomom. I's, thi. I's, th. I's, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I. What, th. What, th. What, th. I. What, th. I. I. th. I. I. I. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. the. the. the. the. the. t. I'm, to. I'm. I'm. I'ma. I'm, toge. I'm. I'ma. I'ma. I'm. to. the. the. the of the jungle. Right. And it's just pretending to be slow and cute. Yeah, exactly. So these pills are keeping it tame. Oh, okay. It's just like sedating it. Yes. Okay, all right. All right.

I want to say one thing about the sloth. I want to say a lot of things about the sloth. It looks great. It's like. it's an animatronic. It doesn't look like it's been in a garbage can full of like pencil shavings. It looks great. It does move a little rickety. I like that though. I like its rickety movement. Oh, I'm always like the practical effect is always going to like win me over. Yeah. Except if it's Annabel. But there was no effect. It was just a doll that sometimes got held up by Rick the cousin of Darth Moll from Insidious. She's a little gray doll. So Emily calls the exotic pet pusher and she's like, I'm in. I'm all in on the sloth. I want that sloth. Give me that sloth. Because she, we have learned, is also obsessed with being popular and well-liked.

And her best friend is a cool girl who doesn't care about being liked. Is that Madison? Yeah, what the fuck is she doing in the sorority? Why would she rush? She was like Madison and then the wacky clown friend Zennie or whatever her name is. That, okay, I don't understand Zennie's character at all because what are, one, what are they do? Why would they want to be a member of the sorority? And two, why do they seem like a grown-ass person pretending to be a young person? The vibe they were giving me was a like a movie from the 80s where some dude has dressed up as a woman to sneak into the sorority to try and fuck all the sorority ladies.

Yes very much so. And I was like well this is fun if like her character is like the lesbian who's joined the sorority and the hopes of fucking all the sorority sisters? Yeah. Because like there's like they're going to play the shower game and she's a hundred percent on board and I'm like good for you. You're gonna go see some titties. So like have a titties. So I have a titty's like, that's not what it is. No titties in the shower. today. th. th. th. the th. th. th. their. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. their. the show. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. the show. No. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. S. S. S. the show. S. S. S. S. the show. S. S. the the the the the the the the the the show. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. the the the the the t. S. S. the the the the the the the the the the the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. like, she kind of talks like she has a milk bubble in the back of her throne. It feels very much like the writer of this movie saw Encino Man and was like, we need a polyshor. We need a polyshore. We need a polyshore. We need a polyshore. Like, if Zenny had said, no wheezing the juice, I would not have been stunned.

They would have had to say like, no goosing the goose. I'd be like, what does that mean? I don't know what the kids are talking about these days. I totally understand what wheezing is. Oh yeah, of course. He turned into a right-winged-down job yet? Probably sure? I don't tax me 'll look it up. Don't tax me so hard, Kruster. Your love of Polly Shor is so strange to me, I love it.

Yeah, it's strange to me too. I gotta say. I don't think so. Okay. That's good. I think he's just Polly Shore. Sure. So Emily makes an appointment to meet the thua. thua. to to to to to to to to to to thua. to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. to too. to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. to to to to to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to-s to to to to to to to to to to to to to tox to tox. tox. tox. tox. tox. tox. tox. tox. tox. tox. tox. to-a. to-a-a-a-s. the-s. the-s. taxe-s. taxe-s. taxe-s. taxe-s. taxe-s. tox me. tox me. tox me. tox me. to meet with the pet pusher on the next morning? Yes. And so she goes over there bright and early. But something has happened first. Also is she driving like a Lamborghini or something? She's like so jealous of Brianna and I'm like you have a car and it's a cool one. Before she, we see her drive up though, there's this big musical swell on a fire after the sloth slashes the pet dealer and he knocks cages everywhere and like this exotic animal dealer dies on the floor. It's so weird.

It's so good. I think the use of the score is really good. I want to talk to me about the score. Talk to me about the score. The score was giving me big Charles band vibes. Yeah, maybe, a real cute little sloth. Just a sloth. Which is funny because it's a slow-moving animal. It's a murder animal.

And they are pretty cute, except for those claws. Yeah, the claws are ridiculous. Think about giant sloths, and then think anymore, but they were like, they were part of like the mega fauna of North and South America, I think, but they were fucking huge and they had giant claws. I really appreciate all the zoology lessons you're giving me today. And the ant eaters, have you ever seen the claws on an ant eater where they can like take down an entire termite like house? Giant sloths were 10 feet long and 12 feet tall. Uh-uh. I want that. Yeah.

No, come on. Do you like that they died 11,000 years ago and I'm like, where can you see? Where have you seen these? I don't know shit about animals. You know about the giant ones. The what? The giant ones?

Elephants? Yeah. Giraffes? I guess I've seen, I know I could identify them. A bison? Or is it a buffalo? Hmm. Or is it a beefellow? Oh, or is it Mark Ruffolo? Where is it Mark Ruffalo? You know the giant animal that freaks me out?

What? Moose? I would never want to come face to face. Have you ever seen a photo? I've never been somewhere that there are Meese? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moces? Me? Mease? Yeah, and Meas? No, I'm not going. This is not with a fucking northern exposure? Or Maine? I have been to Maine. the furuth. Or Maine? I have been to Maine. the furill. the fuck out of here. Get out of here, Moose. Yeah. You're big ass self. But this is it. This is just it though. Like, Emily runs into the building. She goes into this man's house. She goes into this man's house. Yeah. She sees the sloth and she picks it up. Yeah. I would never have the balls to pick up a wild animal. But it does give her like mama arms. Yeah, I like like th like th like th like th like th. Yeah, like th. Yeah, like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th reaches for her. I don't care. Yeah. I just I do not have the balls. It's like reaching for her with Freddy Kruger Klaus. Yes, just a cute face.

But she just steals it. Yeah and she runs out of there because there's a tiger roaming around. Right. I wish the tiger had come back. Yeah just like at the end of like, I wish that the tiger had come back and just eaten everyone who survived. And that's th's th's th's th's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're great. That's they're great. That's they're great. they're great. they're great. I they're great. I they're great. I'd they're great. I'd they're great. I'd they're they're they're they're th. I'd th. I'd their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd. I'd their. I'd their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'd their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'd th., like, er, I wish that the tiger had come back and just eaten everyone who survived. And then said, they're great! Yes, credits roll. And they would have eaten everyone alive, every person alive on the planet eaten by one tiger. Everyone who survived the sloth attacks. Oh, sure, sure.

Sure, sure. This is where I haven't known about the sloth that it kind looks kind th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It kind th. It kind th. th. It kind th. th. th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. I. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's. the. the. I's. th. I's. th. I's. th. I's. thea. And, they. And, their. And, where I haven't known about the sloth and it kind of looks like Ben Franklin. Oh, it does! It does. Great guy, good guy, it's not a guy. Hell of a guy. Why don't you go take a dust bath or whatever the fuck you do it in the backyard naked. They're Ben Franklin, you're weirdo. USA. USA. So Emily is carrying the sloth into the house in a box.

Yeah. And Brianna is grabbing at it? What's in the box? What's in the box? Why would you do this to someone? Grabbing and shaking the box so hard that they throw it off the steps? Yes, they throw it like over the railing. Yeah. And the little animatronic crawls this little claws out. And how do the sisters feel about it?

It's so cute. It's cuddly. It's fantastic. No one is asking any questions. No one. Because she's like, I thought this could be our house mascot. And everyone's just like, thoo. thi sloaths, th, th, th, th, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, they. And everyone's, th, th, they. And everyone's, th, they. And everyone's, they, they, they, their their their their their their their, their their their their their their their their their their, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and their their their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, their, their. And, their. And, their. And, their their their their their thus, thus, thus, thoes. thoes. their sister. their sister.? What are we going to feed a sloth? Where do sloth shit? These are the questions I have when a roommate brings home any animal.

The fact that there is only one character and like it's Madison who seems to be a pain in the ass for bringing this stuff up. Yeah, but she's like, yeah, they're not pets you have to take that animal. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the to the to to to their their their their to be to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, their their to be, to be, to me me me me me to me me to me to me me to me me me their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their their their their, their their their their their their, their their their their their. their their their their the. the. throwne, throwne, throwne, throwne, throwne, the, throwne, throwne, throwne, throwne, throwne, throwne, thrown yeah, they're not pets. You have to take that animal somewhere and give it somebody who could take care of it. She's like, no, it's my best friend. Yeah, she deserves a better friend than Emily. She does. Yeah. Yes. This is where we meet Zenny. And Emily announces her candidacy for president.

Here's where I wrote myself a note that says Google what Clipped means. Clipped clipped. Clipped. Clipped. Clipped. Clipped. Clipped. Clipped. Clipped. Clip. Clip. Clip. Clip. Slip. Slip. Slip. Slip. Sli. Sli, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi. thi. they's thi. thi. they's like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Clipped. Sline. As in? If... Nope, nope, nope. I don't know. Because, the reference. Because Brianna keeps saying you're clipped. You're so clipped. I think she's saying clipped.

Oh, might no know. I don't know. And I googled it, and it doesn't, Google didn't help. to th th th th th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to th. to to th. to to th. to th. to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to google. to google. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. I. I. I. I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. too. th. tho. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too Kids, right in. Also, tell me what Riz is. I still don't know what that means. I understand Riz. Oh. Okay, Riz is just charisma. So you're gonna like talk your way in and out of things like, or, you know, I'm gonna

I'm gonna riz my way into this. No. Yeah, but we're now abbreviating th abbreviating. by lopping off the front end of it. I don't know I'm surprised I use a word like charisma frankly. But they don't they use Riz. Yeah but they know what it means. God I mean... I feel like there might be young people listening to this right now who are like she's totally wrong. This 40-year-old bitch. It's actually Risbury flavored. I mean, look, here's the thing. Much like recently I found myself getting annoyed by people's footwear choices in an inclement weather. What, tell me more.

It's Saturday, we get in that snow. It's coming down. That was some good snow, yeah. Go over to Squirrel Hill, pick up a little lunch. What do you get lunch? Allegro hear. Their Their sandwiches fucking delicious. Also their olive loaf, knock your dick in the dirt. So good. Knock my dick? Yeah. I love an olive loaf. So good. This episode brought you by Allegra health. Oh, Allegro hearth in

squirrel hill. Are you in the mood for vegan bakeries? What I got one? And their fraccia is fucking unreal. Like, I don't know how they make this facasha. It's so good. Probably put eggs in it. Probably. It's vegan. How weak? What?

Go on. So anyway, I'm going over there. too the snow on people walking around and crocks. One woman had on flip-flops. Flip-flops! One woman had on like a house slippers that you just look. And I was like, what are we doing here? Put on a fucking hard shoe. It's snowing outside. This is, you've officially evolved, you've ascended when you just said hard shoe. You're right though, kids are stupid. But that's exactly where I should be. I should not know what Riz means.

So the sloth scratches Madison. Scratched it right on the goddamn, what, neck, face? I don't know. And Madison's like, God damn it. Yeah. And she, her friend still doesn't care. Emily's like, hey, God damn it. Yeah. And she, her friend still doesn't care. Emily's like, hey, you're stupid. Yeah.

Not getting rid of that sloth. Brianna declares war on Emily. She's like it's on, we're doing that. I wanted her to get a more exotic animal. Yes, just come back with like a boa constrictor. Just come back with Stitch for Lilo and Stitch. I got a goddamn alien, top the head. What do they name it? Where do they name the sloth? Where do they name it? Delta. Alpha. We're all a family here at Delta, Delta, Delta.

So we're just getting all of these scenes of people telling her how cool she is for for having the sloth. Like Zennie, who's, who's like you're gonna be an influencer, but like why would Zeni doesn't seem like the kind of person who would care about being an influencer? Is anything she seems like the type of person who would hate influencer? Yeah, it's weird. I don't, the whole character is just blephed out. Yeah, they don't deliver a single line in a normal way. Oh no, they don't, whoa! Yeah. It's like they're auditioning for like the road company of Beetlejuice. Zagnot!

Can I tell you a thing that I loved? Yeah. A sloth moving a mouse, a computer mouse? Holy shit. Holy shit. holy shit. What? This sloth can use a computer. Yes, well.

Can read. Can read English. Can read English. And as we learn later, no set uproated camera phone. And just like, I don't know, there's something very great about the sloth's facial features where it does like a surprise reaction when it sees that the, the, theyce, the the, the, th... th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the that, the the the the the th. Yes, that, the the th. th. th, th, th, th, the the the the the th, the the th, the the the the the th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that, the that, the the the the the the the the the that, the that, the that, that, that, that, that, thoooo. the, thoooo. the, the, thoooo. the, the, the, the, thethere's something very great about the sloth's facial features where it does like a surprise reaction when it sees that the man has been killed

and then slams the laptop lid and then its eyebrows sort of like furrow down. So is it's going through Emily's social media, and sees the picture of Emily with the pet pusher. Yes. So is he now associating, or sorry, she, Alpha, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tho, tho, thus, thus, thus, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thea, thea, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, theaugh with the pet pusher. Yes. So is he now associating or sorry she, Alpha now associating Emily with the pet pusher so she has to kill her? I guess so but she lets Emily live a long time. Yes.

She wants to see all of her friends die first. Yeah. We have the candidate mixer. Yes. Where previously there was only one candidate. I think we can cancel the mixer. the mixer. th. the mixer. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. Sorry. thi. S, thi. Sorry. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. Sorry, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. S, thi. Ssoe. Sso, thi. Ssoe. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S, thi. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. Yes. Where previously there was only one candidate. I think we can cancel the mixer. Well, now she's got the sloth, so everybody wants to come be a candidate. One girl says that she's heart horny for the sloth. That was the woman that I'm like, fuck you're like 45 years old.

Yeah, that was the one whose eyes are really close together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and also also, the there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's th thoes there's thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thee the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the tho the that was the one whose eyes were really close together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, there's this weird thing happening where Brianna is dressed like it's about 2013. And I don't know why. She's like wearing a feather boa and like a jeans skirt and a little strappy tank top. I don't know what's all they had in Croatia for her to wear. Maybe. Oh my god. I'm like heart-horny. And the girl who's saying that

she's heart-horny is one of Brianna's toties. Yeah, toadies. Yeah, who has been told to get rid of the the sloth. Yeah. So she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that been told to get rid of the sloth. So she does. Where's she put that sloth? Outside by a tree. By it, in sight of the party. In a thunderstorm. Yes. Like, it has legs. Yes, they're slow, but it has legs.

It could make its way back. Or just in the driveway, thiolow. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. toe. toe. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. toe. Terrible. Just terrible. Kill them all, sloth. So the sloth almost gets hit by a pizza guy? Yeah. And then goes back inside and puts its sedatives into this woman's drink? It sure does. It doasts. The sloth dose as a woman. So it can use the internet. Take pictures of itself without thumbs, operative mouse, and knows that sedatives will knock somebody out. Well, it's been forced to take sedatives all this time. Now, so this is a movie about being who you truly are, and when the sloth is off at sedatives, that is who it truly is.

So I'm sorry you didn't catch that motif. The scene of the lightning flashing and the sloth on the loft bed, like disappearing and reappearing. Very funny. Spectacular. Because it goes like, it happens like six times and I was like, all right, third time, not funny anymore. Fifth time, funny again. Fucking funny again. Fucking funny again. Because the woman who put it outside like has found a dude that she's like walking through this fucking palatial mansion. Yeah.

To be like we're gonna go fuck in this room. It's in the ninth, the hundredth wing of this house. We have to walk forever to get there. And then she has to run back to a room for something and that's when she sees she sees she sees she sees she sees she sees she sees she sees s she sees s she sees. she sees s she sees s she sees s she sees s she sees. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh she sees. Oh she sees. the s she sees. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. thi. thi. thi. thi. F. F. thi. F. thi. F. thi. thi. F. thi. F. fi. F. thi. F. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. F. and that's when she sees the slot. Oh yeah, she just walks by this guy and says, you. Yeah. That was easy. Oh, have you met men? You're familiar with men, right?

I have seen this happen one time and one time only. Okay. And it was a man. Future Hall of fa-au-furtle. The least fuckable name I've ever heard. Larry Fitzger, he's a good looking guy, great football player. So the guy was buying drugs from at the time was roommates with one of the athletic trainers for the football team. So Larry Fitzgerald came to a party at their house. Shook his giant hand and he just kind of stood there for a minute and he like pointed out to one and he was like, you why don't thu. thu you you you Larry Fitzgerald Fux! Future Hall of Famer. Did he make it in? Oh

that hit the floor? Can't you get? Ah yeah. I'm not sure that he's been out long enough to qualify. Okay but he will be a first ballot hall of famer I'm sure. Okay. Yeah. Larry Fitzgerald. Fucks. Larry Fitzger... At a party at my drug dealer's house. I'm Larry Fitzgerald. Hi, fuck. Yeah.

Hall of Fame, fucker. I hope I don't get sued for this. Allegedly, Fux. Who's going to be mad that you're announcing that they are good at getting sex? Yeah, it's true. Oh, so then we have the house dodgeball game. Let's talk about dodgeball for a minute. Yeah.

You hate dodgeball, right? Okay, so I was watching this movie with Rob and our friend Pye, and I was like, God, fucking Dodgeball, nobody likes dodgeball, and they were both like, oh, hey, whoa. I didn't know why I was friends with so many dodgeball lovers. I'm, all of like, all of my ideas of Rob being a nerd are just being thrown away right now. I know. It's disgusting.

Oh, you were president of the Magic, the Gathering Club, but you liked dodgeball? No, one of these th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, I was tho, I was tho, I was, I was, I was, I th. I th. I I th. I I I I I I I I th. I I I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I was, I was, I was that, I was that, I was like, I was tho, I was like, I was like, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tho, tho, tho, tho, were president of the Magic the Gathering Club, but you liked dodgeball? No, one of these things is not like the other. Dodgeball, oh man. I know, I hate it. I'll play a wall ball all day long. I don't know a wall is. Where you throw the wall up against the wall and whoever misses when you're supposed to hit it back? No. It's like race.

. They's like, they's like, they's like, they's like, they's like, they's like, the they's, they. they's, they's, their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. tho, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoo. thoo. tho. tho. Oh, tho. Oh, th run after the wall and then they get hit with the ball. That's terrible. Yeah, but it's like more egalitarian than dodgeball. See, I'll play kickball all day, because it's just baseball with your feet. Sure, sure. Also dodgeball, if you are 6 foot 2 in 9th grade, you are just a fucking, just 6 foot 2 fat kid in 9th grade, you were a fucking target. Yeah. Who's like, you're not not. You're just. You're just. th. th. th. to. to. to to to to to to to th. to th. th. th. to th. to th. to th. th. th. to to th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. th. th. th. th. th. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. and I'm just like I just want to get knocked out so I can run off somewhere and smoke. So whatever we can do right now to make that happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would like to be sitting on the sidelines, please. So yes, there's a protracted dodgeball scene. But why? the sloth can catch and pop the ball. And at th th th th th th th the s th the s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s sloothed. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes thoes tho. tho. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, did they not find that girl's body? The one that he murdered?

Well, then we find out that Sarah's missing and everyone, no one knows where Sarah is. But only vaguely, because a lot of people are murdered and go missing in this movie and like, nobody cares. He's hiding the bodies, right? Where? I don't know. Fantastic. By the internet, there's a sleep over post-Dodgeball game? I just have a note that says sleepover with more sisters missing? I guess so. Yeah. Oh wait I

think this is where we get the, um, is this where we get the montage of them all getting Marty? Montage of creative kills, yes. One of them the sloth gives a Chelsea smile too, which I thought was a little bit rough. A little bit rough. One of them the Colombian necktie somebody. Oh my god. And then there's like another dodgeball game? Well I think maybe it goes back to the dodgeball game. I don't know but Zenie is just... What is it a cricket match? They stopped at the end of the day and started back up. I don't know. Is this where Zennie's drinking beer with the sloth, where the sloth opens the bottle, drinks it and burbs?

Yeah. Did you like that or no? Of course I did. Did you like when when Breana fell inoth. You dip that thing up. You type that thing up. As a man with a tattoo of a monkey on his arm and that monkey has a diaper on. You put a diaper on that. You put a diaper on that animal. You're an expert. You're a zoologist and a man with a tattoo of a monkey wearing a diaper. Holding a straight razor taking a peach. Here. From uh from a... It's a the the tap peach. It's a peach. It's a peach. It's a peach. It's a peach. It's a peach. It's a peach. It's a peach. Itga, right. From phenomena? Creepers, phenomena.

Yes. And the monkey takes the peach is the ninja move where you rip the testicles off of your opponent. Very good. Yeah. I saw it in a movie when I was a kid and I thought it was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. And as an adult you were like, I shall immortal my friend's tattoo. Yeah, right. I'll rip your balls off. Yeah, and lady balls. It's not gender specific. You just rip some titties off. Rip your tits off.

It's so much more aggressive somehow. Yeah, it's terrible. I don't like it. So Madison tries to take this sloth to a shelter. Yeah, the sensible thing? What shelter? You're in Kentucky. There's nowhere to take a sloth. We take cats, birds, dogs, sloths. That's about it. I feel like, I would think the same thing, like, call the SPCA, they're going to know where you take an exotic animal. I guess. I think I'm just called the nearest zoo and be like conservation effort? to. to. to to to to to to to the to to to to to the sl. I to to to to the slo to to the to the to the to the to the to the to to to to to to to to the to to the sloth. I to to to the sloth. We the sloth. We the sloth. We the to the to take to to to theats took took tak took tak took took tak the sl. We the sl. We the sl. We the the the the sl. We the the sl. We tak the sloth. We tak took took the sloth. I took took took took took took took took took took tak tak the the the the the the the the the the ta ta. ta. We took t and be like, conservation effort? You deal with this. Take the murder sloth.

Take the murder sloth. But the sloth takes her phone? He throws her damn phone. And then Madison gets hit by a car? Did that shock you? It did? I loved it. I loved it.

It was reminiscent of the bus scene from Final Destination. Yes, and the end of Mean Girls. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Which apparently there's a musical version of? I just saw that there's a new thing. Yeah, but I don't, I can't keep up with the new things, obviously. Alpha comes to Dakota's room. I don't remember who Dakota is at this point. I don't know. Emily goes to the hospital with Madison, who's been hit by a truck, and she's like, they're like, she's gonna be okay, but there's like no way because she got annihilated by that truck. No, she's fine. She's stuff as nails. While she's in there, she's giving this speech about knowing who you are, set to be this like thisawana. Seems like we should make this moment about her half-dead friend and not about her. Yeah. But but but Madison pulls off her oxygen mask and croaks go to be elected sorority president. Oh my god. Should never speak to this girl

again. What is the election ceremony like? I don't, is this democracy? Is this what would happen if the liberals got their way? It's demonocracy, I think. Yeah, I would wear one of those cool robes though. Yeah, I think that's like the Greek thing, you know? I mean I don't know for sure, but yeah. Where I went to college there were druids that would

once, they were the secret society, no one knew anything about them, no one knew who was in them, and like once during finals week they would like march through campus usually. Uh-huh. That's it. I saw my window ones. Oh no I just yelled, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.'re like, oh no. No, I just yelled. Hey, druids! What are you doing? Did you give him a pressed hammer or anything? Nah, just yelled at them. They didn't even turn their heads. They can't. You would have seen their faces. They're very disciplined, the druids. Yeah. I mean, historically we know that, throwne. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. They thi. They thi. They thi. They're thi. They're thi. They're thi. They're thi. They're thi. thi. thi. thi. toeeeeeea. toea. toeea. toea. toeeea. toea. toeea. toea. thea. thea. the. the Druids. Yeah. I mean, historically we know that, right? Stonehenge? Couldn't have done that without some discipline.

Yeah. The triptics are 18 feet tall. Okay. What is, what is, what is, what, does this no go? What, what, what? Oh, God, I can't wait to hear it. Somebody chained the door to the house. Yes, it's such a fucking fire hazard. So, this note that confused me was...

The housemother, the housemother chains the door. That's all I wanted to say. Door is chained shut, Puff Daddy style. And then I remembered that Puff Daddy caused the death of people at a show because he changed the, chained the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door the door to the door the door to to to to to the door to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the door the door tooer the door tooer. the door the door the door the door tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tooer too. tooer too. tooer too remembered that Puff Daddy caused the death of people at a show because he changed the chain the door so no one could get in and there was like a fire and people died in a crush. Of course, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

Oh, so dangerous. Just on its own doors changed shut puff daddy style. Was it was it a shiny jacket? Was it mumbling? Was it dancing weird with Mace? Who's also mumbling? Speak up, Mace. Fuck. Remember when Mace came back and I was like, and? You can go away?

You can go away. Now you're just sober. Oh my god. I do like welcome back, though, only because of that sample. I know you too. I had to to to to to to edit to edit to edit to edit to edit to edit to edit to edit to edit to edit to edit to edit to to to edit it to to to the the the the the the the the to to to to to the to the the the tho the the tho tho only because of that sample. I know you too. I had to edit it out of the podcast at one point. Living in Lovita without the loca. Shut up, Mace. Sloth is on the phone getting directions

and now is going to drive to the hospital. I thought he was ordering an Uber and was wondering how he was going to pull that off. But no he just gets in Emily's car to th stick stick a stick shift, so Sloth drive stick. Yeah, yeah. Well, it came up from Panama. Right. You're gonna be mostly stick. Right. You're right. Most of the rest of the world drive stick. So that's, I mean, that's canon. That's canonical. Okay, you're right. I'm sorry. I guess I shouldn't have questioned. Emily becomes president. Oh my god, it's just so amazing. She's accomplished so much. We're also proud of her. Here's something. Yeah. The sloth understands traffic laws.

Yeah, the sloth's face when it gets pulled over is fantastic. Not this again. Yes, like, ah, son of a bitch. This is going to ruin my night. Meanwhile, we cut back to the ceremony and Zennie turns to Emily and says, Oh, how's Maddie doing? It's like, I forgot to ask you until just now, hours later, how is our nearly dead best friend? Good Lord.

But that's okay, because a sloth is there to finish the job. Yeah, it's got to smother her to death. She's still wearing a full smoky eye. It takes a selfie with her before it kills her. Well, she looks afraid in an oxygen mask. Oh, because it has its own Instagram account now. I assume it's Instagram. Something like that.

Something like that. Whatever the kids use. Its username is Killer Sloth. And it says, what should I do next? Hashtag animal attack? Hashtak animal attack? Did you laugh at that? It was so funny. I really really did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. So now Brianna is finally finding dead people because he left, or she left a, uh, alpha left a body in a shower. Right the one that it had killed with a shower-proof? Yes, that must have been Dakota.

Okay. And, uh, and then Emily finds Brianna being attacked by the shower, by Alpha? In a not very efficient way. No. Yeah. And this was when the trust shower is going on so no one can hear them being attacked. Right. And, and Emily, without even second-guessing it, hits the sloth with a heavy object to like get it off of Brianna. Yeah, because they're sisters. Because they're sisters. First of all, fuck Brianna. Second of all, now that sloth's gonna come after you. Can you explain a trust shower, to me? trust shower. the-o' thrust th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thu-s thus thus thus their their their their their their ss, their sloa, their sloa, their sloa, their sloa, their ss, their, their, the sloth, the sloth, the slo, the sle, the sli, the sli, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their ss, their ss, their sloatu-s, their sloat-s, their sloath-s, thlothe, thlothe, their sloat's sloathloathloths, the sloths, the slothed sloto college. I went to college. Yeah, trust shower. I never took a trust shower. Okay.

It's when you have all your clothes on and you walk into the shower and they're either going to put hot or cold water on you? Well, first of all, I don't think most sor Oz in there. But yes, it's a line of showerheads. And they, the people, the pledges, sisters. Sisters? I feel like once you're in the sorority you shouldn't have to do this again. No, but Trush Shower is something everybody loves. You see how Zeni was so excited about Trush Shower. She loves it. I don't they th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I don't thi th th th th th th th. I don't th. I don't the th. I don't the the the the their their. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I th. I th. I th. Yes. I th. Yes. Yes. I th. Yes. Yes. I th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, to. to. tooooooooooooooooooo. too. to. to. to. tha. tha. tha. excited about Trush Tower. She loves it. I don't understand why, because you don't see any titties. I was just thinking, twear this in 80s movie? Yeah. Oh my God.

It would be a slime ball, slime ballorama. A woman just washing her ass crack for like 25 minutes? It's not erotic anymore. It never was erotic. It's your ass cracks. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a thiicr-I. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. I's a thi. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a th. It's a thi. It's a t. It's a t. It's just just just just just. It's a t. It's just just just just. It's just just like. It's a t. I'm just just just. I'm just just. I's a t. I's a t. never was a rottic it's your ass crack it's your ass cracks Alan just a soapy soapy ass crack I think a lot of people like a soapy ass cacrack if you like a soapy ass crack do your thing chicken wang I'm not gonna bring anybody down a things to like I feel like a soapy ass crack is pretty tame as far as kinks go. What kind of soap you got back there Dr. Bronner's? It's pretty hot. I'm gonna read the weird little thing that they write on each one. Why is that thing insane? Crazy people. Crazy people.

Oh, I just haven't know this is like a cute Chuckie. Did someone say that or did I say that? Yes, Brianna says it's like a cute chucky. Okay. They're looking for a they're. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh, the the th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the thi. the thi the the thi thi the the tho the the the the the tho the the the the th. the th a cute Chuckie. Did someone say that or did I say that? Yes, Brianna says it's like a cute Chuckie. They're looking for a gun. Yeah. And they're like, Dakota definitely has one. Her dad's in the IRA. Right. What?

But she meant an IRA. Oh, I thought she meant like the Irish Republican. I was looking for Dakota, O'Donnell, what is the Irish sentiment in this film? I was looking for a deeper meaning. Holy shit, this movie is an allegory about the troubles. Yes, I think so, because nobody really understands the troubles anyway. What were they fighting about? Listen, the sloth represents the monarchists.

Okay, yep. That's all I've got. Um, the sorority girls would then be the Protestants? Protestants? No, Catholics. Because the monarchists are Protestant because they left to the church. Right, right, right. See, nobody understands. Because the two of us dips shit don't understand it. They don't either. Nobody knows. Nobody understands. Don't tell me about it. So when they get to the room where the sloth, they've left the sloth, it spins around in a desk chair.

I loved it. I cackled. Like a bond villain. Yes, it spins around. And Brianna's just like, nope, and leaves. She's like, I'm sorry, and takes off. Oh, and then the sloth of course burned somebody in the shower, because why wouldn't it? Well, first Emily hits the sloth with a toilet lid through a window and it does the like, she's dead thing, the Michael Myers thing. Yeah, I like that a lot. But yes, the sloth cranks up the heat and I'm just

on this, I'm on the sloth side. Aren't you? Kill these sorority people. Kill these sorority people. Did you like it when the sloth then throw electricity into the mix? Sloths also understand conductivity. Yeah. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. It also swings down on the wire too, which I liked a lot. Ridiculous. A whole whole lot. Ridiculous. So there's pandemonium. They're running, they're screaming. The sloth takes out a woman who's running away and then drags another woman away. And you're just like, I don't know, I'm here for it. Drunk house mom spills a bunch of alcohol. thrown. Dr. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Dr. thi. thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, ridiculous. So, thi. So, thi. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their. thi. their. their. thi. their. thi. So, thi. So, the fishbowl that has all their phones in it. Oh right. Why did all their phones have to go into a fishbowl? So they can't take pictures during trush shower. What if a titty falls down? Ah, okay. I think it was for the ceremony. Still, yeah, I don't understand.

they're going to stuff the ballot box with colored flowers? I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. then then then th. then thuuuuilluce thuilluce. thuuilluce. thuill. thuu. thu thu thu thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thu thu thuate thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu tow tow towl. towl. towl. towl. towl. towl. towl. towl. towl. towl. towa. towa. towa. towa. te. towa. teeeee't know. White for Brianna. Pink for whatever her face is. Then she counted each one of them. Why don't you just keep her running cow? This is going to take all fucking night. That's all. But, oh, I forgot that the housemother's name is Mayflower. For reasons?

Well, this is an allegory about the coming of the English to America. Is this a film about religious persecution? It may be. Let's just like, no, I don't think it is. We learned that Zeni is still alive, they were not electrocuted. Yeah, fine, I guess. They could live to be happy or heart horny another day. I just honestly felt a little bit relieved when I thought Zeni was dead because I was like at least I don't have to listen to that dialogue anymore. At least you don't have to attempt being a fleshed out character anymore. It just I genuinely felt like me trying to pretend to be a young person. Like it's very Steve Bouchemi how do you do fellow kids? You know what I mean?

It was just so unnatural. 100%. Yeah. You were so on point with that. Thank you. Uh, dip shit boyfriend shows up. The sloth does the come get it? Yeah.

Yeah. I kept waiting for it to do like the rub its fingers off its nose, Bruce Lee thing. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh God. Now the sloth has a samurai sword. Is this before or after this house mother dies? I think it's after the house mother dies. Okay, she does this whole, she's like tells Emily to stop interrupting her.

She's like, I got a thing here. Does a monologue about sorority life and not wasting your life? Hell, she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she has she has she has she has she has she has she has she has she has she has she has she has she your life. Hell, she has stuck around the house in the hopes that one day they'll all elect her president. Yes. And I thought it was very funny. Emily went, oh, that's so sad. Yeah. And then she was like some random 60-something-year-old woman.

And I was like, I can't wait for this kid to die. She is awful. May May May May. She th. She th. She's she. She's she. She's. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. May. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She. She. She has. She. She. She has. She has. She has. She has. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She has. She has. She has. She has. She has. She has. She has. She has. She. She. She. She has. She. She has. She. She. goes, I'm 40. Yeah. But you remember being a kid and anyone over 25? Look like they were 107. I'm so cool. I'm having a real existential crisis. Oh.

40 is a rough one for existential crises. Yeah, crises. Uh, and apparently, crises is it? Crisis. Uh, and apparently, so is 50. Oh, good. We're doing so well. Yes, their boyfriend shows up. The sloth has a sword.

His earring is ostentatious. I didn't notice his earring. Yeah, it's terrible. Was it dangly? No, it was just a big old stud. Oh, OK. And then Zeni comes back and says, Zeni don't die, yo. Which I thought, what?

How dare you? I must have been tapping out, because I do not remember any of that. Zeni don't die, thii don't die, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the the. the the the the t te. the the the te. the the the the the the toe. the the toe. the then. th, yes. Do you remember that? They're wearing like this different samurai look, sort of, with holsters for weapons? Yeah. I don't know. I just figured out the vibe that Zeni was giving me. What's that? Screech from Save by the Bell. Oh,

Just like the, like the, like the, we're going to grow out of this relationship, but for some reason you're in here now. I guess so, yeah. Yeah. So right, Zeni has the swords and stuff that eventually the sloth gets. Mm-hmm. There's like a Kung Fu scene, like the sloth does a split to avoid the katana. Of course. I loved it. She gets the sloth, the sloth.

Yeah. Yeah. Madison shoots the sloth. Because Madison comes in from the hospital. Right. This is, though, but this is, uh, this is where Tyler says, you can't go back in, it's a sloth or house. I absolutely love that. You know how I feel about the titles of movies being in the movie. I absolutely love that. You know how I feel about titles of movies being

in the movie? I do. This is a very, I know who killed me moment. It was very funny and I love that I think it was Madison turnsome and goes, no man people died. People are dead Tyler. They let Emily do this whole monologue about how that bitch is my sister and I have to go save her while their friend is bleeding to death. And then Alpha is riding Brianna like Ratatouy? Yes, on her shoulders wearing the tiara. It's so good. She had that gun inside her crop top.

How did she put that gun anyway? What? Crop tops always have a little holster. I don't think that's true. Check your crop tops. I will, and they don't. But that's not how she gets the sloth. How does she get the sloth? She brains it with a tiera. She yeah, she mashes the, apparently very sharp. thawne. A. the thiiahahahahah s sl. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea thea thea thea thea tape is the is tape is tap tap the is the is the is the is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's try. She's try. She's try. She's try try try try trys try trys trys trys try try try thee. try try try thee. try. try try try try try try try try try try try trys trys tiar and do its head. Shouldn't be that sharp. Shouldn't be that sharp. What is not supposed to pat you on your head? They're going to get impaled. And then the sloth points to a picture that's hanging in the wall of a rainforest in Panama. Yeah. Yeah. It says. Oh my god. Why did they just have that picture? I mean, this is your first time in a sorority house? Yeah. Always have a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture thia p a p p ppia thia thia thia thia th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. th. th. They. th. they're th. th. they're th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. They're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. t. t. t. te. te. the the the they. the they. the thi. thi? I mean, this is your first time in a sorority house? Yeah. Always have a picture of Panama.

They're Panamanian, Panamaniacs. Panamaniax. They love that song by Van Halen. Yeah. Oh, God, I do too. Maybe you'd like to be a sorority sister. I don't think sororities listen to Van Halhalen very. It's got that long breakdown in the middle of the song. Yeah.

Yeah, where he's talking about a motorcycle, but he's really talking about his dick. Dick? Um, anyway, it was all worth it for Emily to find out who she was and make Brianna a decent person or whatever, I don't know. One year later, we find out that they are now, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th and, th and tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. theean, thi. thean, thi. thean, thean, thi. We're thea, thi. We're thithat they're, uh, they are now have a group that encourages people not to get exotic animals. Is that that much of a problem? Yeah. Oh yeah.

I feel like that we have bigger problems. It's a big problem though. Don't you remember that, that thing in Ohio where that guy like died or something? And all of his exotic animals got out? Yes, I do remember that. Yeah, there's like a big problem with people like having tigers and shit in their houses. I feel like they get what they have coming to them. Not the tigers though. No, it's true. Tigers don't deserve that shit.

And this is where I had the note, I don't want to watch that again. No I'm not doing it. When I say maybe, that usually means no. I am after all a mom. Did you stick around for the cut scene at the end? I did. I thought it had nothing to do with it. I think it was just the tour group of Panama, a crocogator, some scary know what that was meant to. I was like, oh, there's gonna be a sequel and it has nothing to do with it. Come on. They've, they milked this fucking cow for as much as they're gonna get out of it. Mark my words. There will be a sequel. Alan.

Katie, what do you think is Lauther house? I loved it. I did not see that coming. It's not true. It was fine. It's. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. the. thi. thea. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I th. I. I. I. I that. I that. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. that coming. It's because it's not true. It was fine. It's not for me. Yeah. I would give it a strong three to a light four. Heavy three light four. I genuinely enjoyed it. It's short, it's snappy, it knows what it is.

Gets in, gets out. Thief in the night. A lot of confusing aspects. Zny, trust showers, how no one found any bodies ever or really reported these people missing. But I thought it was a, I like, the animatronic kind of made up for all of it for me, the puppets. I'm gonna give it a strong seven. Seven. Don't. I just up my Symbalta dosage. That's why. Everything is awesome. This seven brought to you by Symbalta. I love it. Feeling sad? Try an SSNRI.

I, I, I, I want to give it, I'm going to give it a solid four then. I'm going to boost it for some balsa boosts. Thank you. Feel the glow of my. Slotherhouse. Katie. Alan. You know what's better than Slother House? What? Mailbag.

Oh, it's been a while. It has been a while. It has been a month. It has. It has. This is from Nick R. Hi Nick R. Nick R. says. And I'm, allow me to stroke my own ego for a minute. Sure. I've been meaning to send this email forever now, says Nick R. I started listening to Marvel's Marvels, Marvils last year and binge it all in no time.

I'm sorry, what is that? But this ain't about them. I was supposed to send them an email too, but too, too, too, too, to, to, to, the email, to, their, to, their, to send them an email too, but instead they got a series of Facebook messages which started when I was drunk and they never saw. Nick R. Say off Facebook when you're drunk, Nick R. It's just say off Facebook. Yeah, actually, period. You get to stay off the internet when you're drunk. I fell in love with Alan and needed some more which brought me here.

I mean, how could you not? I am, if nothing else, pretty cool. Pretty cool, a delight of a human. Almost 50. So close. So loud. Initially, I held off because I was overwhelmed by the 400 plus episodes. What? That's not, that's just a pool for you to swim in. But let's be real. It's a gift. Oh. I adore the relationship, commentary, insights, humor, and general fuckery you both produce.

Excellent, excellent description. General fuckery should be our next band after General Scospital Folds. We stick with the military theme. Yeah. Oh yeah. We're going to still use the general until they sue us, right? Yeah. Yeah. I don't listen to any other podcast, but you're perfect and my the the the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but their, but their, but their, but you're, their, their, their, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th- th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thuke, thuke, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, th. the, the, the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. the thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I don't listen to any other podcast, but you're perfect and my favorite imagine, you're, but you're perfect, and my favorite imaginary friends. Oh, and voices in my head. Oh boy. It's been an

episode or two or three a day, and I'm up to 195. Oh my God. So those are the pre-antidepressant here here though. Oh boy. It's only gonna get sunnier. It's only gonna get sunnier. I've always loved horror movies when I was young but just sort of stopped watching them and never knew where to go to find them. I'm in New Zealand. Oh I got real excited when y'all done brain dead. Oh yeah, from your boy. Your boy and mine. Mostly Nick ours though. called Brain Dead. Hell yeah. From your boy. Your boy and mine.

Mostly here, mostly Nick ours, though. Well, yes, his neighbor. Y'all re-ignated my passion. I subscribed to shutter, got a VPN. Oh my God. And then signed up to be a letterboxed, made it a whole hobby. Nick, just send me a message. I'll give you Alan's shutter password and then you can cancel yours. I'll cut this but he does offer us his shutter password.

You don't have to cut that. I just finished the Orca episode today and the more you dragged it. Oh, damn. The more you dragged it, the more I wanted to watch it because it sounds bat shit 100%. 100%. 100%. I wouldn't sway you from watching it. I would watch Orca again. If someone asked me if I wanted to watch Orca, I'd watch Orca.

It's bat, shit, dumb. I have to tell you that someone texted me, it's the same director's Lalt the Mosqualo And then I thought God I need to watch Lalt the Mosqualo again Fan fucking tastic film Just what if the shark couldn't close its mouth? And also America by the by the Italians Nick tell us point out that our episodes jump on Spotify. It's because we couldn't edit the music out of them? So if you go to our lips in a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thum? they? they? theymoolus? I the theylooes. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I go go go go go go go go go? I go? I go go? I go go. theylipse. theylipse. th. th. th. th. thoooooooooooooooooolu. Ia. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. on Spotify, it's because we couldn't edit the music out of them. So if you go to our Lipson account, they're there. That's also breaking the Lipson terms of service. Just don't tell Lipson.

If you tell Lipson? You are fucked. That's a fucked up thing to do. So you can find them all to have them. And all the other podcatchers have them, all other aggregators have them just not Spotify. Yeah, just not Spotify, because they're real hard asses about that shit. So then he gives us some requested movies that he wants us to do. Anything good? Razorback, which is an Australian movie about a giant hog. Oh, I think I love the sound of that. Ah, Amsterdam, which I believe we watched the trailer for at some point. Yeah.

Buried and dead and buried and yummy. And soul survivor are all the movies that he's gonna. Okay, all right, put them on a list. Put them on a list. Put them on a list somewhere. That's enough, Ramble. Keep doing what you're doing and thanks to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you. Thank you, Nick. Thank you so much for writing in and I just so appreciate all the kind words. Still boggles my mind 10 years into this

that someone in New Zealand is listening to these two ding-dongs from Pittsburgh. They're in the future. They're literally the future. Yeah. Permanent future. So weird. I do it did maybe realize that like we got a lot of comments about Annabel that people was saying like like, they, they, like, like, like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they they they they they're in they're in they're in th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th th th. I've just th. I've just th. I just th. I just so I just so I just so I just so I just so I'm just th. I just just th. I just just just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've just th. I've just th. I've just th. I've just th. I've just so th. I've just so th. I'm just so th. I'm just so thi thi. I'm just so thi. I'm just th. I've just th. I've, permanent future. So weird. I do, it did maybe realize that like we got a lot of comments about Annabelle that people were saying like I've never seen this movie but you two talking about it maybe want to see it. No, no, no, no, we're doing our job too good. No, no, no, that's not why. It's only fun if the two of us are there with you. Yeah, you can't. No, we're the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the doing that. Same thing with Orca, it's good, yeah, it's a wild movie. I don't remember anything about Orca if I'm being honest with you. Richard Harris is a fucking nut job?

The Orca and Richard Harris fighting on ice or on floating ice? On glaciers, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm there for that. God, I'm gonna go home and keep thinking of it. L'altamo Squalow. L'Otom a squalo. So thank you, Nick. Thank you, Nick. All of you all for all of your sweet messages and being the sweetest. You guys are the best.

You're the best. Let's wrap this shit up. We're so lucky to have you. Yada, yada. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. About your business. Jesus. Go buy a throw rug or whatever you can get from T-Public. Yeah. Um. Patreon.com. Backs. World Ambulance. You would have gotten to vote on this. Uh, sorry that the poll was fucked up, but I'll do better next time. Who fucking cares? Katie, what are we doing next week? For your birthday movie. It's my birthday movie and I wanted to do Young Frankenstein but it's not streaming anywhere and even though Alan and I both own the DVD, I want other people to be able to watch it with us so we're gonna

table that for now. So instead I pick something to be a birthday gift to me and my friend Alan. We're gonna do the Argento film, the thir thagent thagent thagent thagent the a the a th. th. th. th. thagent th. the a thage th. thage thage th. thage thage thage thage thian thian to thian thian to to to to to thr-a the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th. th th. th. th. th th. th. th th th. th th. th th th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the an the an the an the an the an thean to to to to the thrferno. It's been a while since I screamed about Italians. It's the second in his mother's trilogy. Oh, fuck. The first being Susperea. Yeah. So just know you're in for a colorful palette of a film. Okay, great. And some dream logic.

Yeah, it makes so much sense to me. Yeah, it's supposed to. I really wanted wanted to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the th. to th. to th. to to to tho. to tho, tho, tho, tho. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. It's, tho. It's, tho. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, tha. It. It. It's, tha. It's, too. It's, too. It's, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's too. It's tha. It's. It makes so much sense to me. Yeah, it's supposed to. I really wanted to do, what? The Mario Bava movie, which is- But you try Google and that. W-H-A-T apostrophe. No, it is W-H-A-T exclamation point. What? I can only assume that's what Edgar Wright was referencing for the don't movie in the trailers for Grind House. Maybe. Don't go in the house.

Yeah, maybe. Don't watch this movie. See, there you go. What? So come back for inferno. Yeah. And have a great week? Yeah.

And have your Earth Day to me next week. Oh my God, I'm going to be 40. I've been saying I'm 40 for the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last th year th year th th th th thi thi thi thi for thi for thi for thi for thi for thi for thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to ease into it, but now I'm really going to be 40. This is the this is going to be the rare overlap where we're both in the same age bracket. I'll be 40, you'll be 49. Yeah, let's party. And then we really drop the ball and having enjoyed party I think at this point. Yeah, we can pull something together for like closer to your birthday. It's true. Yeah, it's true. We'll work it's true. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. th. the their. th. th. their. their. their. the. the. the's tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. the the tha. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. ti. ti. ta. te. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. the the ta. the ta. ta. Well, yeah. Maybe beginning of March. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. How can happen? Okay, I'll talk to Tom. It's just rough because it's the cold times a year. Fuck it, that's when our birthdays are. I know.

Okay. We're the parents' planned better. Oh, no. Both of my parents' children were born. Thank you so much for listening to another episode of Weirwulf Amulance. Bye. We love you. Good night. Good night. So long and ies sighting at the pool. No way to wait, Finland's tip-off film reviews. Killing clouds and laugh the face. King Emily in his face.

Our parents are fast in case. Please make eye kthe narrow space. A pair in task in case. Please make a kid in your grave. E&T. A Rode and comedy reviews hungry, Brian from wings and Stephen Gang. E.T. We live deliciously bad temperatures obese, come to dying.

A paranormal act of duties from Mr. Rogers City, EFT, EFT.