Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 465- When Evil Lurks (2023)

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

In this week's episode, we descend into the bleakest timeline with the absolutely brutal 2023 Argentine film "When Evil Lurks." Special topics for your consideration include: interesting internal logic, extremely gross dudes, wearing a beret and wearing it well, making tragedy all about yourself, and praying away the poop. Want to hear about a few other movies that wrecked us emotionally? We've got Episode 224- "Hereditary," Episode 255- "Lake Mungo," and Episode 419- "The Dark and the Wicked." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for the next film!   leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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And also it doesn't shy away from kid stuff. Kid stuff, I mean, yeah. So to pull back the curtain a little bit here, I watch this movie on Wednesday. We were supposed to record it on Thursday. And on Thursday, I still felt so sick about it, having just experienced this movie. I was like, I cannot fucking do a comedy podcast about this. So now it's Sunday morning and I'm dangerously hung over and, you know,

in the words of the great poet of our time mystical, like, came here with my dick in my hands. So here we are, let's be funny. Yeah, and I felt terrible about that. And while I was watching the movie, I was like, oh no. I mean, to be fair, after it was over, I just texted you, what the fuck? You were like, I didn't remember being a bummer the whole way through. What did you remember? I remember that it's very well made.

Sure. That it has something that I really like. It has its own internal logic that it never seems to veer from. I like that as well. That it's like, it's world building and it's like, it's dropping you in and you have to piece together what's happened thus far,

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Because we've often talked about like how nothing really gets to us anymore and this movie is like... Fuck dude, yeah, I've been gotten to. This movie got to me. Yeah. And not even for the same stuff that it got to you for, I was just grossed out by the like slimy stuff. stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff. the the that's stuff stuff stuff. that's stuff stuff stuff. that's stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff. that's stuff stuff stuff. that's stuff. that's stuff. th. th. that's stuff. that's stuff. that's stuff stuff stuff. that's stuff stuff stuff. that's stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff. that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's stuff. I's stuff. I's stuff. I's stuff. I's stuff. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. that's that's that's that's like, thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. imy stuff was really... You mean that child's brains that she was eating? Her baby, her baby's brains that she was eating as she walked down the street? Is that what you mean? That slimy baby brain? No, no when they're

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There used to be Puma's here in Pittsburgh. Sure, the you're your Pittsburgh Panther if you will. You're pit. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Yeah. That's the fight song of the fighting panthers. They're fighting. You know not to say fighting panthers. You know that already. They're sick ass, sick ass panthers. Barely the ripot dude in half. Yeah. And they're just like, well, I guess that's what happened. No, leave. Leave right now.

Yeah. And then Jaime's like, do you think Ruiz did this? And his brother's like, yeah, he doesn't cut people in half. But they also find this like weird metal series of objects that sort of need to be assembled in some way and Jaime is kind of messing with them like what is this? It almost looks like something you would have for like studying the night sky or something like navigating at night or something like that. In the olden times. In the olden times.

In the olden times. But not in like a steam punk kind of way. punky kind of way, just in like a this is old tech kind of way. Yeah. And they find a notebook that they think is written in Russian, but I don't think that's how Cyrillic works, but that's fine. I have no idea what it is. Yeah, I didn't know either. But they find a scan her house. So they go to her house. What happens at her house? We find out that her son, Uriel. So she's got two sons.

One is very timid. The other is horrible. Just horrible. Just horrible. We learn that he has become a rotten. Yeah. Which is something like what you're saying about the world building like something that everyone knows what it is. But we never learn like how common is. the the the the the th, th th th the th, th th th th th th th the th the th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho thi thi tho tho they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they go. What happens. What happens. What happens they they they go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go tho tho they go they go they they they become a rotten. Yeah. Which is something, like what you're saying about the world building, like, something that everyone knows what it is, but we never learn like, how common is it is it? How do you know about it? Where have you heard of it before? Right. How many people has this happened to, you know? And they're like, yeah, some guy. Yeah, some guy, look like, that. And she's like, oh yeah, he was coming to kill my son. Yeah, like, oh, okay. Oh, yep, yep, yep. That's standard everyday thing that happens.

Yes. But then we see him and yeah, he seems bad. He seems very, very bad. Could you describe him what he looks like physically? He looked like, sort of like the gluttonne, uh, gluttony from seven. Oh God, yeah. But laying down and covered it sores. And pus. And pus and piss and shit. Like his underwear are just like, I can only imagine the people doing the practil effects were like he he. No, the piss needs to be dark, darker. He's not getting enough fluids. It's piss day. And it's just like, uh, uh, like as soon as you see him, you just go, uh, and he immediately

just goes, kill me, kill me, you cowards. Yes, and Jaime is extremely fuck this, which I like about him. I also like that Jaime just comes across as, uh, dumb. Do you think so? I think he's introspective. He's always just like looking at things not a like a German shepherd that seems something that they don't like, huh? Huh? Headcock to the side? What?

But I do feel like he's our most point of view character in this movie. Yes. I'm just being like, what? What? Because his brother, Pedro? Yeah. . Yeah. He makes the worst choices at every fucking turn. He is our hero, quote unquote, in this movie, and no one is rooting for him. No, because he tried to kill those kids.

He's done everything wrong. Everything he's done is wrong. So we find, I love when the mom is like, we prayed over him and Patriot spins around and goes, the church is dead, ma'am. Speaking of doing things wrong, praying over this? Ma'am? I shipped my pants the other night, and I just kept praying that they would clean themselves out.

They did not. They did not. Why just God not answer my prayers? I'm praying for an in-ground swimming pool. But apparently she has reported this a year ago. A year ago! Which is interesting that there's like a bureau that you report it to, you know? And the person that they send is called a cleaner. Yeah. Which is cool. Which is cool. So that's the person that we found was the cleaner. Yes. So they drive to the Popo and when they get to the the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops the cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops the cops the cops the cops. C cops. C cops. Cops. the cops. the cops the cops the cops the cops. the cops the cops their their they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the cops. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the the the c. the the the the the c. the c. the c. the the c.'s the person that we found, was the cleaner. Yes. So they drive to the Popo.

And when they get to the cops house, as I was about to call it, the police station. The cops house, house of cops. Like, to also like further unsettle you, there's a three-legged dog hobbling in front of the police station? I'm like, is-uh. And why? Because he, we've pieced this together throughout the film. Pedro is like an alcoholic maniac. Right. They should have sent Jaime and Jaime alone. And at one point he's like got the police chief by the collar and he's lifting him off the floor

and it's, oh my god. Literally every time he has to make a choice, he makes the wrong one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they go to Ruiz, who is like the big man about town around this area. Ruiz, I just wrote, oh Ruiz is here to do something stupid. And we see that, we've seen so far that the dogs that Jaime and Pedro have are very reticent to get near the rotten, they're very freaked out by it. Right.

Wait, do we know what is happening at this point that like what a rotten is? That there's like, it's about to give birth basically? I don't think so. When we meet Ruiz, he starts complaining about there being a rotten because it's going to spoil the land. It's going to rotten all the land. Right. Which I think is a really interesting, like, so I was reading a bit about this and the director said that he was inspired to make this movie, which is wild for what movie he made, by the use of pesticides in Argentina.

And how like people, like, where they're used, kids are being born with cancer because they're just using like super highly potent pesticides that are not good for humanity, but they keep doing it to make money. And it's this vicious cycle, and everyone kind of ignores that it's going on. And so like, and, he was like, demons! Right, so the demons are the pesticides. Got it. And like, the brutal child death is the brutal child.

Well, he seems to have a hard on for brutal child death, so. It's a separate penis that is regular penis. Oh, right. He's got two dicks. Check out his Reddit. I'm telling if you've not read the AMA of the guy with two penises, you should read it. So Ruiz's plan is to get the rotten, you're real, and take him far away. He says two or three hours. Like I feel like if you and I had to do this, we'd go further than Cleveland. But I think there's also like this sort of, we've got to get back before nightfall.

And why is that? Because the rotten? Because whatever's going on in the world, like night seems to be a bad idea. Got it. Okay, yeah, that's fair. Because as we start to learn, we get the lore of the rotten, they're drawn to electric lights. Right. And the shadow that the electric lights cast like lets them manipulate things and lets them like use their demonic powers or whatever. Right, there are there are like seven rules for dealing with rottens, which is like four too many,

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this has a coherent plot. Yeah, I mean I feel like this plot really develops and unfolds in front of you in such a satisfying way. I don't know what, did he just mean maggots? Is it about maggots? Yeah, that's fair. Where he's just like trying to gross you out. Yeah, and it's working. It's working. Yeah, yeah. So they take him and they're driving, they're like two and a half, three hours away. They're like we should go a little further and they have to swerve to not hit a kid going to school, which they say that little fuzz-a fuu fu fuu fuu fu- that little that little that little that little that little that little that little that little that little that little that little thukekekekekeked. that little that little that little thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. thi's thi. thi. to school. The asshole was going to school, but also wouldn't that make it morning? Okay, so it's not quite nightfall yet? I don't know, I don't know. And they like stop after they, they're like, they're like finding a little dirt road

and they're just gonna dump him. Yeah. And they open the truck bed and he's gone. Where where where where where where where where where where where where where where?? Where their their. Where they're? Where did he go? Where did he go? And we've learned that you don't take anything that's touched a rotten. Okay, yes. Yes. You take nothing that is touched or rotten. Yeah. And what does our, a little bit dumb friend himey immediately do? I don't recall. He takes a bullet that had been in the rodent. That's right. That's right. That's right. Because it was covered in puzzling. Why. Why. Why??. Why?. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. the. the. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. too. too. too. too. too. too. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. too. too. too. toda. toda. toda. too. toda. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. too.'s right. He takes the bullet. Because it was covered in Pussling and with bed the truth. Why would you take it? I don't know. Why would you take that Jaime? So this is all, like, on some level, this is all Jaime's fault.

Yeah. Like, they get stuck with this curse moving forward. It's true. But like, Pedro didn't have to go give it to leave him somewhere, so I guess our work here is done. Yeah, yeah. We lost him. Yeah. I also love the idea of, because I don't, we didn't, I don't know if we probably describe that this man is like 600 pounds.

Oh yeah. And the idea of him like, like, the the road. Or just like falling out and them not noticing. The truck would have lifted when he left. That's like six couches my friends. Oh man. So they go home. We meet Ruiz's wife who is pregnant. Very, very pregnant. Very pregnant. Very, very pregnant. And he's all being a dick, Ruiz. Yeah, there's like a big thunderstorm that comes in. And then she leaves the room and then is immediately screaming outside in the morning.

It's nighttime when the thunderstorm comes in. So I like that cut of just like her walking out of the room and then screaming and him running out the front doors into the morning. Yes. And her just saying like she's pointing at the goat and saying the goat. It doesn't look how do you how does she? Tell me about goats. It must vibe I don't know. Yeah. Because it is evil. It is. And it does like a tough guy thing because Ruiz gets a shotgun and puts it to the, like, points it at the goat and the goat like rolls up and puts the barrels against his forehead like, come on dog. Yeah, first he fires into the air I think right. And so the all the other goats run away except for this one who's just standing there, which I liked quite a bit. But how did her? What's her name? Hume? the. Yeah? the How did she know? I just have her as Mrs. Ruiz.

Mrs. Ruiz. Also, he's way too old to be having a baby. I feel like he's going to be a terrible dad. He's not going to want to get up in the middle of the night. He's also a dick, so I don't know. that baby is it Alan? Mm-hmm. So he pulls the trigger and shoots the goat. Well I want to talk about this scene because his wife is begging him not to shoot the goat. You don't use guns on this thing. Gunpowder is bad. Begging him, begging him. And he ignores her.

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like, get the fuck out. Right, yeah, yeah. Why are you naked in my home? And she's also starting to Leo and be like, get him the fuck out of here. And Leo's like, but what if I don't know? you're trying to like make breakfast or whatever the fuck he's doing. This is this is again an argument for the baseball bat by the front door. Oh so when they break in they can hit you with it. Keep your Pedro's out. Keep your Pedro's out. Yep. So they're fighting and the fight is getting more and more intense and he's like I got to take the kids.

And Vicki, this cute little Vickie is just petting Roger. Who just is like, I love this. I love being petted by you. This is so great. What can go wrong? As our voicemail last week said. This, also the voicemail from last week, like, there's this beautiful, like, you know what's going to happen. You know what's going to happen. You 100% know because it's just these shots of Vick and the dog from behind, and Vicky and the dog from the front. And you're like, okay, when is it going to happen? When is this going, it's going to happen?

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Right, because of course you would. Of course he would. Yeah. And I also love that this is taking place in white picket fence suburbia during the day. Yeah. So like... it appears to be morning like everybody's getting ready for whatever it is that they're doing. And much like Hereditary, like the setting ramps up the horror. Absolutely. Like if a hereditary took place in a castle somewhere, it would be a completely different movie, right? Yeah. Yeah.

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you can't be here, you have a restraining order, you have to go. And he's just like shitty to the cops. He's shitty to the cops. And then Vicki's back. Uh-huh. Vicky's definitely not back. Miki is definitely not back. Mom's so excited and she's hugging Vicki and Vicki's smiling and just so happy. She's just a happy, happy little girl. Dad's gonna hit you with a car.

And mom's like, hmm. What's this now? Who's this now? And then my next note says, oh, so he did. Pedro gets his kids into the car and is driving away and we see Leo come barely atling his pickup truck and just slam mom into the house. It's brutal. It's vicious. And that and Vicky's just dancing. When he pulls his bloody face out of the airbag and looks at his daughter and she's like, yay! You did it! And he's like, I have

a traumatic brain injury. She's like, I'm a demon who gives a shit? Yeah. Cut to Olobo Boila. This is where we learn the rules. Yes. From from grandma. Would you like the rules that grandma gives? Yes. Also I just want to go on record saying I love grandma. She's great. She's great. She's great. Grandma seems like she might have been drinking, like day drinking before a drum. And she's wearing, there's a theme of paper dolls. She's wearing a necklace of paper dolls. And we saw them, where did we see them? And a drawing that the older son had made. Yes, and then in the school later we see the bag.

Yes, I really liked that, yeah. Grandma, like, they're talking about the possessed, and Santino keeps asking, I love- Grandma? This has been around long enough that it's a nursery rhyme. Right, it's let, it's legend. Yeah, yeah, it's bled itself into society. So this is not a new thing that's been going on. No.

And she says the nursery rhyme, and then he's like, well, there's seven rules, which are don't use electric lights. Stay away from animals. Don't take anything that was close to them, hi may. Hi may? Don't hurt them. Never ever name the evil by its name. And don't shoot it with firearms. That's six, yeah?

Yeah, it's six. Okay. And don't shoot it with firearms. That's six, yeah? Yeah, it's six. Okay. Which is odd because in our demon movies experience, you usually have to call it by its name and that's how you like vanquish it? Yeah. Yeah. And uh, uh, Santino's like, oh, it's got a name and grandma goes, yeah, here we go. Sait. Lucifer, Azrael. Beelzebub. And while this is happening, Jail... This family is just full of stupids. Jair is just sitting there and he's been like, like intonating the whole time and then he starts speaking and repeating things

as he's possessed, possessed, possessed, possessed, asrail, asrail. And it's just like, oh, no. And no one's paying any fucking attention to him. Yep, yep, yep, nope, nope. Yep, yep. So they can't find any apple ice cream, that common everyday ice cream that we all have and enjoy. I mean, yes, I'm not surprised you can't find it.

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So, uh, Jair won't sleep. So, uh, I'll just be in the car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, what happens? What happens? Nothing.

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So she comes into the house and takes Santino. Yeah. And this is where I really appreciate Grandma, because I can't function when you first wake me up either. And she's like, Sabrina? What up, girl? Do you do? I'm so glad you're here. I missed you. She jumps out the window with a kid. Yeah, in front of Pedro. And now they're gone. And they're just, much like the dog, vanished. Like Michael Meyer style, gone. Yeah. Oh man, it's so good. Dad has to break into the car to get to Jair. And he's like, he's fine. It's fine.

Everything's fine. Nothing's fucked here. He breaks that window with one elbow, which he cannot do later in the movie, but we will get back to that. He used his one time per game that And we see that the town has activated the light protocol. Right, they turned off all the power. Yeah.

This is like a thing that there's a bureaucratic method too, you know? It's wild. Man. You need a demon department in this country. Seriously. It's called Congress, am I right? Filled with demons. If there were demons, they'd be congressmen.

So she's like, okay, well, now I need to get my cleater kid, because it turns out I was a cleater this whole time. Yeah, she says something about telling a story from the past where she's like, he puked up his family that he'd eaten the night before. That'll never that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he'd eaten the night before. That'll never come back in the movie. I do like that of just like, yo, I'm establishing that you can eat your entire family in one night. Just put it out there. I mean like I'm a hungry girl, but holy ghost. I don't think I could put down Rob and Lucy in a single sitting, you know? Plus Enzo just throw it in there for good measure. Oh no I'm not eating Enzo, he's gristle and meanness. Glenn would help me, Glenn would eat them. Pedro and Mitra are going to go into, or Murta are going to go into town. And Jaime is going to go to go to go to their own. And Jaime is going to go

to go find mom and Santino. Yeah, right. Right Murda is telling Pedro all of this like backstory. And she says to him, what if evil finally found me through Jaime's head, infected this town just for me? Holy ghost. Yeah. Maybe we could all about you leave. Yeah, I was like, I liked you until now, but like maybe let's worry about some other things right now. So mom, or grandma and Jaye are going to stay behind.

Yeah. And that's going to be fine. No, they'll be absolutely fine. And so they have to drive by like occasionally flicking their headlights on. And so we get the scene of High Maid driving this deserted backcountry road and flicking his lights on and then in the distance we see Sabrina shuffling. A staggering woman carrying a bloody child. I'm sure this is fine.

There's no way I could have predicted that she had popped his top and was just slurping down that kid's brain. Just took the lid off the cookie jar. Lucas with the lid off had just eaten that kid's brain. Oh, she sure is. And this is a fucked up thing to say. It looks fantastic. It does look fantastic. It does look fantastic. It's very slurpy.

Very gooppy. Yeah, and like... She's hungry, she's a hungry girl, too. Take some notes, Dune 2 popcorn bucket. If they had made the Santino... Are you not familiar with the Dune 2 popcorn bucket? I have no idea what you're saying to me. So Dune? Yeah. There's a sequel called Dune 2. Okay. Quick, real quick on your phone, type in Dune 2 popcorn bucket. Okay, hang on. And I want you to tell me whether or not people are fucking this popcorn bucket.

What the fuck? Ooh, this one's used on eBay. So in Dune there are these giant sandworms. Which is what this thing is replicating. I mean, it's a cool idea, but yeah it doesn't look very snug. Okay, well, great. Things I didn't need to learn today. But yeah, it's just this brutal scene. And Jaime has this thing where he's like, well, I'm gonna stop this. Yeah, he can't stand to watch this, which of course, yeah. So he drives her into a tree. And then her head busts through the windshield. And she says, Jimmy, you told me you loved me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fine. I don't think I've ever told my

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Yeah. And Murdo's like, absolutely not. Don't fucking listen to her. She's lying. Don't leave me, she says. Don't leave me with them. Yeah. And so he does, what does it? they beat this poor woman to depth. Yeah. And drag her ass out of the room. They did this to murder, the most interesting character in the movie.

Yeah. But he, so he comes back when he hears her scream and the just like rickety ass door is locked. Yeah. There's glass window. He's like, I'm not breaking this one. It's so dumb. So dumb Pedro. out, seeing her dragged away. And so... There's a little girl just whacking her with a hammer. Just repeatedly walking and smacking this woman in the face with a hammer? I mean, of all

the brutality in this movie, this should be the... you know what? I mean, this is low-tier brutal for this movie. Yeah, but just seeing a woman's head bounce as it gets hit with a hammer, and over. Oh my God. The director's like, do it again? One more. Can we do? Here one more time. Your parents totally love this. No, see, there's mama, there's mama over there.

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Huh? What? I had to smash a thing. I'm a dumb-dum. Whackamol with Uriel's head here. And the great practical effect of him slamming this thing into the guy's head until it turns in the mush. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Yeah. And the kids are like initially watching him smash it, they all have frowns. And then when he's done, they're all smiling. Yeah, smiling kids, and then a demon is born. And they're like, well, see you later. We're going outside. Yay! For a moment, I thought the demon was the kid who played Santino.

But I don't think it is. No. And the demon, like, rubs his blood fingers on the forehead of Pedro. Yeah. And his blood's like real glittery. It's real shiny. Yeah, like, um, the vampires in Twilight. And they walk off towards town, like, yay, we're gonna do it. Yeah, they're just all, they're, they do a real like, well, see you later.

But the scene of them walking into the sunlight is the paper dolls. Yes. So this is like, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is like, th is like, the thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the v v the v the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, the the than, thean, the th. Yeah, so this is like been predicted. This has been It hath been foretold. So he heads back to where Jimmy, where Jaime is, and and mom and Ima comes out and he's like, yeah, let me hug you because mom's not alive anymore. Yeah, let me hug you because mom's not alive anymore. Yeah, but we don't know that. That's why he's hugging. He could be hugging because he had to kill his ex wife and saw his child child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child his child. He's this child. He's this child. He's this child. He's this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to this. this. this. this. this know that. That's why he's hugging. He's like he could be hugging because he had to kill his ex-wife and saw his child getting popcorn brained. This is a hug moment. Yeah. At this point I said you'll never wash Murda's blood off your hands and my friend Dailer was like, or the apocalypse! One or the other? Yeah. So he takes a shower, he gets a shower, they go back to the other. One or the other. Yeah. So, he takes a shower, they go back to the farmhouse that started, they started off into

the movie. He takes a shower and the brother, your old brother is in the loft of their barn still. Yes, and he explains how he killed the cleaner. Yeah, and his mom. And eight of their barn still. Yes, and he explains how he killed the cleaner. Yeah, and his mom. And eight of them. Yeah, no, the mom. And then they give the apple ice cream to Jair and everything seems fine. He really, Jair starts to choke and his dad is just paying him no fucking mind. Now, my child has choked. Yeah, and it was the scariest moment of my entire fucking mind. Slow down son. My child has choked. Yeah. And it was the scariest moment of my entire fucking life.

Yeah. He's just like, dude. Did, dead. Dead. Yes. What is he choking on, Alan? Well, he stick the pager sticks his fingers in his son's mouth and they come out. the worrisome moment.

And then he pulls out a big wad of hair. Oh God, this is so disgusting. It's so viscerally disgusting. So much gray hair and earrings and necklaces. It's the mom's necklace, the paper dolls. Oh, my last note just says, can't wait to talk about this on my comedy podcast. When he's staring at Jair, and Jair's like staring off in the middle distance,

and then his eyes just flip to the side real quick to look at his dad, you're like, that's good. Yeah. That's good, like, even a demon gotta be like, hey? Yeah? See what I did here? So Pedro goes outside, it's him and him and you're, like, the two of you are the least deserving of living, the least of everyone. Just a drop to your knees, yard scream.

Yeah. That's the end credits roll. When evil lurks. Oh, I like that jam quite a bit. No. No. No. When evil lurks, no.

That's my, actually, that's moving into the ratings phase. No. I think it's it it it it's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, I thi, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the th. the that, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, I th. again. When evil lurks, no. That's my actually, that's moving into the ratings phase. No. I think it's a great, I mean I think it's a fantastic movie. Yeah. It's so well done. Yeah. Never, ever, ever again. And I would recommend nobody watches it for a third time. You've already done that. Are you gonna watch it a fourth time? Probably. On a little sad day. Now for a third time? No one should watch it for a third time? You've already done that. Are you gonna watch it a fourth time? Maybe? Probably. Really?

Really? I watch it on a happy day. See what it does. Oh God. Oh my God. I was feeling some joy. Get rid of it. Hmm.

Hmm. I did. on how I will watch horror movies to go to sleep, which I thought was very funny. So you're going to vote no on this. My vote is no. I mean like, I guess what I want to say is if you want to, if you can handle the emotions of this movie, watch it because it's fan, it's so good, it's such a good movie, but I cannot handle the emotions of it. I slept horribly that night. I felt th th th then then then th th tha th th th thi th thi thi thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi that that thatting thatting thattau felt sick when I went to bed, like sick to my stomach. That makes me so sad. Yeah. I literally couldn't discuss it with you the next day because I was like

I can't do comedy right now. I can't I can't do it. Yeah. But it is an expertly done film. Sure. Sure. The Terrified is good and this would be like, he was like, nah, I'm going to go full on and see what happens. Yeah. I'm going to give this movie a nine. Oh dude, of course you are. I mean, no, it's we just, it just hit us in different ways. Yeah, for sure. And I think me not having a child that's around the age of the children children children thethis film probably helps a ton. I mean I'm one of those people who's like oh god

not the children but I I think even if I did not have a child this movie would not be for me. Yeah you know you know sure yeah you're not a little wallower like I am. Yeah yeah like to wallow in the sad times. I like to shove it all down into the pit of my stomach and deal with it later. Exactly. The more you shove down, the more you can eat. Yeah, I like to get in there and just, yum, numb, numb, numb. You're rolling around. It made me think of a movie that I saw years is backing up and there's a baby playing in the middle of the road and you're like, come on, no, don't do this. And it shows you. It's maximum overdrive, isn't it?

No, no. But in this way that's like, thiii. But in this way, like, heart wrench same cord. Yeah. Like when you see the dog stuff you're just like, well I I've never seen that before so there you did a thing. You've made a great movie. You've done a thing. Congrats. Yeah, never again. Yeah, no, I hope you never watch this again. Yeah. Like Lake Mungo, which I sure you watch all the time now. Stop. I've watched the movie so many times. I know there's something. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. so many times. I know because you love to be sad. I know it's like I've spent many hours in therapy talking about this. There's something in my brain that equates art that evokes sadness as being great art. Sure, I mean art should evoke something, an emotion of some kind. Yeah. Yeah. But like, yeah, I put this movie with like, what is it,

Goya, Saturday Eating His Child? Is that who did that? Maybe. I can't remember. I know the painting, but I can't think if he did it, yeah. That's sort of like, just like, it's dark. So dark. It's so bleak. So bleak. So bleak. Yeah, this is a movie about a grim bleak, bleak godless world. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thiiiiwliwli. th. thiwliwliolk. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, tha. Yeah, tha. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, less world you know it's just... This is what the Libs want. Godless world. Katie. Alana. Ohana. Can we do something or can I can I play you a little voicemail that's going to bring your, bring your, bring your, bring your mood up a little bit? It'll be great. Hi Katie and Alan this is Keta child of you know infamous suggestor of bird with a crystal plumage. I wanted to call because I saw that the peanut butter solution episode was up and I screamed and clicked so fast as I got on the bus it did startle people but whatever it's I like got you know into the intro and had had had had had had had had had had had had had had the the the the the the I got on the bus. It did startle people, but whatever, it's fine. I like got, you know, into the intro and had to stop and

call and be like, hi, there are plenty of us in Montreal. You should totally come here. And I say plenty, by which I mean maybe seven because that's how many people I've converted in the city. And also, my girlfriend just moved in. We've been involved for like two years, and she is an incredible, amazing horror movie aficionado like going way back, like OG stuff, like yesterday we watched Spider Labyrinth, which if you guys haven't seen, I highly recommend, I thoroughly enjoyed it. This decor is amazing. Oh my God, that wallpaper. Anyway, but I didn't really watch th I met her, but it really helped that I had listened to all of your episodes

And so I had stuff to talk about to me like, yes, I do know what film you're talking about even though. I haven't seen it. So yeah, I just wanted to say thank you, and you guys are great and you know happy birthday to Katie even though she'll be not that I said that anyway okay bye. Aw. Thank you for the happy birthday wishes. Thank you for leaving us a voicemail and I'm so glad that we've helped you in your relationship. When we set out there was no way we could have predicted that we would bring people closer together. And if we had I'd have used a pseudonym. Hello I'm Beatty.

Still think I'd make a great Kelly. Thank you. I really appreciate that. Mm-hmm. That's so nice of you. If you'd like to leave us a voicemail, simply call in to, do you remember the voicemail number? 4127025. 4127.4225? Hell yeah I haven't said that in

like months. Why do I know that? You are very, very smart and good with numbers. I'm good with numbers. I think I should worry about memorizing other things. Like what? I don't know. Periodic table? Yeah a lot of elements on there. Oh you want to do another movie next week? I definitely do and can we do something that's not so so th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the tho. the tho. the tho. the the elements on there. Oh, you want to do another movie next week? I definitely do. And can we do something that's not so brutal? I mean, come on, what are you suggesting here we do these brutal movies? Geez, Zui. Everyone in my house was mad at you on Wednesday night? Mad at you! I bring people together, yeah. You all were together being mad. We're going to do probably another brutal movie, aren't we? th. I? th. I? th. I th. I th. I th. I th. And we th. And we th. And we th. And we th. And th. And th. And th. And tho? And th tho? And th. And th th th. And th. And th. And tho? And tho? And tho? th. I do th th th th. I do th. I do th. I do th. I do th. I do th. I do th. I do th. I do th. I do th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I to to to to to to to to to to do do the. I do the. I the. I the. I do the. I do the. people together. Yeah. You all were together. We're together being maddied. We're gonna do probably another brutal movie, aren't we? It's an Eli Roth, isn't it? But I don't think it's gonna be brutal, brutal. No, it's not gonna be this brutal.

We're gonna do, it's the perfect time of year for this. Thanksgiving. We're gonna do Thanksgiving. We're gonna do Thanksgiving. Should we have a Thanksgiving. I'll eat some sweet potatoes. Oh man, I'm very interested to see how this is. I literally just picked it off a list. I don't know. The the trailer in Grindhouse was fun. Yeah, maybe the movie will be too. We'll see. All right. Find out next week.

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