Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 466- Thanksgiving (2023)

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

In this week's episode, we're celebrating Thanksgiving in February (as they say) with the 2023 Eli Roth film "Thanksgiving." Special topics for your consideration include: the return of teens approaching retirement age, hot takes on condiments, hot takes on breakfast foods, hot takes on Eli Roth's jokes, and a touch of eggplant. Eli Roth is kinda silly but here we are. You can hear us discuss his work in Episode 179- "Cabin Fever" and Episode 315- "Knock Knock." You can also catch the then-fake trailer for this film in the Grindhouse series, which we covered in Episodes 329 and 330. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episodes. It's old-men-doing-a-thing month, so we'll be discussing "Taken" and hoooo boy am I excited!   leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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were. Some of them I liked. Really? Yeah. Okay. We'll get to that. I made a note of each one. I'm excited.

So we're in, we start off in Plymouth, Massachusetts on Thanksgiving. Dr. Dr. McDreamie, playing a police officer, comes over for dinner. Are you a Graze Anatomy fan? I never seen a second of that show. I just remember that he was called Dr. McDreemie. He's a good-looking man. Oh yeah. Great-looking guy. Gone straight into Silver Fox mode? Because men are allowed to do that, as we've off, off to disgust. Terrible in this, though. Terrible, terrible. He. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too. too. toa. toa. toa, too, too, too, to, too, too, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to, to. to. too, too, to th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. th. to the. to the. too. too. the. the. toa. the. the. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toe. toa. toe. to to to to discuss. Terrible in this though, terrible actor. I don't know, I've never seen him in anything else. He may have always been this bad. I have seen a few episodes of Grey's Anatomy because I was a woman in my 20s in the early 2000s. He wasn't this bad. Okay. No. No. He was giving me poor man's Dylan McDermott vibes. Oh, I think they're both a run for who's the poor man. So he comes over for

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It's like every grandmother in the family is still extant. How? And then we, this is juxtaposed with rich people Thanksgiving. Yeah. This guy's teeth are fucking something. Tell me what you think about his teeth. Tell me every thought you had about them. I don't know, are you talking about the gentleman with the mustache, the guy who owns the right mark? Yes, the dad. I just kept thinking that somewhere a pizzeria was missing it standy from out in front

of it. He was giving me strong a pizza pie five. He does have a big pizza pie look about him, yeah. So he is the owner of Rite Mart, which is not at all Walmart. Don't you get that wrong? What is Walmart? And it's the store, instead of opening on Black Friday at midnight, it's just going to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be the store, instead of opening for Black Friday at midnight, it's just going to be open on Thanksgiving night. Because he's a shitbird. I think that's common now, though.

I think stores... Really? I thought there was like a publicity stunt to move away from that. I don't know. Who the fuck is doing this? Who is going out? I had family members that used to go to that shit at like 4 o'clock in the morning. I was just like... Deals?

I guess. I mean, but it's not that anyway. I hate to shop. Yeah. Oh, online shopping is the greatest thing that like... Yeah. I know that the internet is the down'm, no, I'm going to ride it. And if I could just quickly divert. I was thinking, because I heard the other day that Boston Dynamics is putting chat GPT into their robots?

Oh, of course. Why wouldn't they just be the villains of this whole story? Yeah. So when society collapses and or we go into the simulation so that they can harvest rest for batteries like in the Matrix. Harvest us from batteries? For batteries. That's fine. I'm ready to go.

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I mean, but it happens every year. People are murdered every year on Black Friday. That's why we call Black Friday. Yeah, for their deaths. We have to honor them some way. I'm proud to be in America. So we get the poor family, dad has to go work at the big box store. Right. This is Gina Grishan's husband. Yes. Yeah, Mitch. So he has to leave the family dinner.

And we do get McDremy and Gershon making gugly eyes at each other. And why wouldn't they? They both look great. Yeah. Then we have rich daughter, whose name I don't remember, even though she's the main character. Is that Jess, aka Jessica? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. She sucks.

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Did you know he has a true crime. Do you think it's because he played a cop and saw that he has a true crime? 100% and Spotify was like, you want to listen to this? And I was like, no? Yes. Maybe. Maybe. I might. It's called something like Dry Dry Bones.

It's not that. That's from Nintendo. That just sounds like a Mario Kart World. Yeah, it is. Well, yeah, dry, dry bones are the guys that you can like in Mario, the little skeleton that you break and then they come back to life. I think they might just be Dry Bones. Try Dry Bones.

I think that might be a Mario Kart level. Fascinating information from me here on the show. So the crowd is going ballistic, specifically three people. Yeah, the guy in the blue jacket, the lady and the other lady. Fucking guy playing football I guess for Hanover. Yeah, fuck Hanover. Fuck Hanover. The cheerleader who goes out with the guy from Hanover. And again, fuck Hanover. And then the woman who later we find out is a waitress at the local titer. Yeah, I don't know why we have to be so mean to her, but here we are.

I don't think only because in that opening scene where she's like going ballistic at the right mart, her eyes are just bugging out of her head. I was like, that's why you got that role. That's why you got that role. Yeah, she's pretty good. She might be the best actor in the movie. She might be. Yeah. The teens roll in. Yeah. They park in a handicap spot. We meet Ryan who is 40 if he's a day. And his tiny friend. His tiny friend who never comes back. I was like, I can't wait to hear what like cynical commentary this guy has. Nothing. Never see him again. Why is he there? He's just the Adderall friend.

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It's her soft spot. Yeah. So she dies, it's very sad. Hell yeah. We're all very sad. Very, very sad. This character that we don't know at all. No. And they like it's the lady,

maybe it's the lady from the diner that's pushing the cart. I think it might be. Bobby, heart of gold, arm of gold. Arm of gold. Goes to save the security guard who's getting smushed. And someone steps on his arm in such a way that it bends that it bends in the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that it's that it's that it's that it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. thea. thea thea thea theea thee the the the the the the to which I don't, okay. They should have shown a clown shoe stepping on him. His arm of gold is ruined. It's ruined and he just yells, ah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. One year later. Well, don't forget, Mr. Remy shoots his gun into the air, and then the one year he's, he's putting a stop to this with a gunshot. Right, right. We see this happening on a YouTube video that just ends with like subscribe and then like rip to all the dead ones or something. Well, I like that because in the YouTube video it had arrows pointing to like this jackass

as someone gets trampled to death. And all this was for free waffle irons. Everybody got a free waffle iron. I'll tell you what, you'll never use it. You know who makes waffles egg? You know who makes waffles? Pancakes. Fuck a waffle. Oh, no, that is the wrong choice. Waffles over pancakes 100%.

If I have to make them, it's pancakes all day, every day. Counterpoint. Yeah. pancakes all day, every day. Counterpoint, maple syrup is disgusting and you can put anything on a waffle. Wait, what? Yes. Hold on? Yeah. Don't you want to show a ketchup? Yeah, wow. Supperies. Yeah, they're gross. they're gross. to put anything on pancakes too, like whipped cream and strawberries. Yeah, you could, but who has those? Who has whipped cream around? I do. Okay. I keep heavy cream so I can make whipped cream if I need to. Yeah, but I'm not gonna make whip cream. It's America. Some come from a can. I love making whipped cream. Well, good for you.

Bully for this guy. If you teach a fat man to make with cream, we have diabetes for life. No, we're not doing this. We see a news broadcasting that it's been a year and that they're opening the store again on Thanksgiving and that Bobby has not been heard from since the incident. This is wild because Bobby appears to be enrolled in a college about two towns over and it's modern day. Somebody knows Bobby. Nope. It's just awful wandering with his golden arm. I love this to, like, set up him being the killer, right? Yeah, it's supposed to make him look suspicious.

We should also mention that Bobby is, if he's five foot four, I'll be fucking surprised. Yeah, I have a lot of notes about short pitchers. He's a short king. You don't have a lot of short baseball players anymore, right? They're all like seven feet tall. Exactly, I mean every athlete's seven feet tall. Except for Andre the giant who was ten.

Every time I'm watching the footy and I look at the goalkeepers and I'm like, why are you all 11 feet tall? They all have the weirdest heads because they're 11 feet tall. They all look like, because they are, they all look like giant children. Yeah, because they are giant children. They're just oversized children, yeah. Yeah. So we see that the killer is focused on this incident. He's got a, like corkboards filled with news articles, maybe red string growing between things,

and he's wandering around in all black, like a jumpsuit and a hood in his own house why would you do that and at this point I knew who it was what yeah I'll be honest I didn't know into the reveal were you surprised no but I also didn't know into the reveal two things can be true very good yeah we're back in the diner and they've got this governor, John Carver mask. Yeah. I think the mask is actually quite good. So do I think it's great. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. And John Carver, yes indeed, was a real person. Yeah. I looked him up. First governor of the colony. Of Massachusetts. Yeah. First asshole there ever was. Sorry but it's true. People from Massachusetts. their. th. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thing thing thing. thing. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, yeah. First asshole there ever was. Sorry but it's true. People from Massachusetts are assholes. You know it too. So we're meeting the new deputy and the woman at the diner is like he came in here yesterday and he wasn't very nice. He wasn't very talking him. I didn't like him. Oh did she say that? Yeah. So we're like, oh why is he the killer? Is he the killer? Is he? Is he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the new. the the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the killer? Is he the killer? That, wait, was the giant copper red herring?

Yeah. I never even considered him. The first thing he does is put on the John Carver mask in the hat and he goes, I like this. Wouldn't you though? Yeah, of course I would, but still. Would you like it? Oh, God.

Oh, God. We've also met Jess's stepmother, Kathleen, who is, I guess, meant to be a gold digger. I think so, yeah. And she's talking about her trick for making stuffing, and the trick is a touch of eggplant. That made me laugh because I felt like that had to be a joke, right? You can't hide eggplant. And how do you get a tou? When you cut it open, like cut out a little cout, to, to, tack, to, tack, to, tuck, tip, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, to, to, to, tou, tou, togu, the tou, toge, tho, thi, the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, t..a, togu, togu.a, togu.a, togu.a, toguii.a, toguiwooo.a, toguiwoo.a, toguiwo.a, toguiw.a, togui. get a tough? Would you cut it open, like cut out a little circle and just, what do you do it? How's it a touch of eggplant?

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I just, I ate an eggplant curry the other day. That's great. So, um, and Jess has to go do a commercial shoot for her dad at the John Carver house. Yes, but her stepmother's gonna be in it too, and she's so mad. She's sucks. She wants to be the star of capitalism. She wants dad to love her best. You can't fuck your daughter.

You have to be able to fuck someone. It's not going to be you, Jess. No, I recognize that this is a bad situation. Are you talking to Donald Trump right now? I am unclear. You can't fuck your daughter, sir. Can't fuck your daughter, sir. But also we've, in the diner, we find out that Ryan, who was fawning for Jess early on, has finally gotten her now that Bobby is out of the picture. Right. He's so old. Right? He's the oldest of the teens. Okay, okay. Yeah, for sure. So she goes to the John Carver house to film the commercial

and someone has tagged fight mart on the wall, which I thought was actually pretty clever. And the dad's all mad because his commercial is ruined, but this is a historical landmark guy. What I love is the cops all upset about this. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tee teea. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. the te. Okay. Okay. te. te. Okay. te. Okay. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t is a historical landmark guy. What I love is the cops all upset about this and then when we get the reveal at the end, by the way, the cops the killer, he's the one who did this. He didn't have to do this either, you know? What this movie presupposes is that once you become a killer, you care about nothing, nothing but killing. This feels very late stage scream film for me. Absolutely. And I think it's probably capitalizing on some of that scream revival

as a stupid slasher with a silly mask. Yeah. And a goofy plot of why people have to do a thing. Yes. Yes. Yeah. It was giving me strong scream vibes. Yeah. Also, did you notice when not to go back to the diner again But uh, that Ryan got Pat's Steelers tickets for everybody. That's why I roco Steelers

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And I was like, how do you know what an NPC is? Because they play video games. Oh, are they in video games? Oh, that makes sense. Oh, great. If you're in Grand Theft Auto and there's a lot of background characters, a guy's you have to go talk a tavern to get a mission and some rumors. Talking to a bar keep, no. He's never said hail and well met. No, and he should.

They also try to like yell down the waitress and she's like no and then she comes back and she's like what? And I liked that for her a lot. Well she says this isn't right, Mart, you have to wait your turn. Yeah, but she was the one the one the one the one th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, this isn't right, Mart, you have to wait your turn. Yeah, but she was there pushing around too. But she was the one who saw them inside and called them Donnie and Bobby and Johnny and she did say that, yeah. What's okay because the governor's after her? What's the governor gonna do? Who knows? He's gonna wet her head in the sink, then stick her to the freezer door. And then, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, she, she, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's th, she's th, she's th, she's to thi, she's thin, she's th. Oh, she's, she's th, she's th, she's th. Oh, she's th. Oh, she did, she's to say, she's to say, she's to say, she's to say, she's to, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's to to to to to say, she's to say, she's to say, to say, too, too, too, too. thin, too. too, thin, thin, thin, she did. Oh, she's thin, she's thinthen she's going to peel it off because this is Eli Roth's late-phase stage. That was funny. It was funny. Yeah and I thought she was very

funny too. Yeah. Because she runs out to the parking lot to get her car, she doesn't have her car keys. Her car turns on and chases her into a dumpster lid closes? And what does it do Katie? What does the dumpster lid do? It snaps her in half, it snaps her in half and her hot dogs are on the outside. What is she made of? I did, it was it that the car hit the dumpster so hard that it brought the power of the lid down. It doesn't make a lick of sense. Even if they're metal, they? No, they would be plastic. They'd be plastic, yeah. Anyway, whatever, she's dead. She's dead and her lower body is stuck on the star at Ritemart?

I've liked that a lot. I was a little bummed that they stuck it in her Vajjay. I mean, I thought it was just a proper up. Yeah, I don't, yeah. But where's her torso at? Where's her top half? Well, we're going to find out. Yeah, I know. Instagram, as far as I can tell, they're on Instagram. Instagram? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. So we, the one of, Evan's best friend is named Scuba. Yeah. Why is he named Scuba? I forget. Because his last name is Diving. Wouldn't this nickname be Scuva then?

I would call him Scuva. Why was his name Diving and not Diving? I don't understand. This is one of the jokes that I was like, wait, what? Am I just missing it? Nope. Okay. all right. So yes they oh they get tagged in a photo of this on Instagram from a username John Carver and there's a table with place

settings like a it's a photo of a table like a Thanksgiving table, a festive table, something you might see and say real simple magazine. That's a joke just for me and Alan. And they just keep yelling, John Carver keeps tagging us. John Carver keeps tagging us. You know it's not him, right? It's not the first governor of Massachusetts Colony. Also, Jess is wearing a vest, no shirt,

which is a bold fucking look in the Northeast in November. It's a hard look. What are you doing? You're just jealous. You wish you would thought of it first. The vest, no shirt in November here in the Northeast. It's like, you were in the N.

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Or if I'm giving Eli Roth too much credit. I mean, he is a lover of the genre. Sure. Sure. And I think he is clever. Sure. Yeah. I mean, no, I don't think you can accuse him of being a dumbed. No, I don't think he's stupid. Yeah.

Oh, look, knock, knock, knock. Make me think he is. We get the, there's like a new statue of the governor, which we get a close up on, and I love love love love love love love love love love love the blow mold masks are so good and that's actually so bad. It's so bad. Okay, now yes, we get to the security guard going on the run. Because I wrote that all having a lost passport is the true horror in this world. We see him throw his passport down as he's talking to his cat. But someone's going to come and check on in in in in in in in in in in in his their their throw his passport down as he's talking to his cat that he's gonna leave but someone's gonna come and check on in his cat. Dewey? Was it named Dewey?

If his name was Dewey, which has to be a reference to scream, right? Yeah, yeah. And so he throws his passport down, turns around, and then turns back around and his passport's gone. Yeah. And he's freaking there, there, there, there, there, there, there, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu. thu, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu. thu. tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thua. thua. thua. thua. thua. thua. tho was like, oh, Alan is so smug about this right now. So stoog him with a baseball bat? It's my dreams come true a little bit. This was one of the lines that actually made me laugh is someone he was like, I'm a security guard, I kill people every fucking day.

See, that got me, that was funny. You gotta talk shit if you've got a baseball bat. I mean you're going at the danger. He's asking the cat for help. Sorry, go ahead. He was giving me the guy from the Burbs who says Satan is her friend. What's that actor's name? He passed away. I can't, he was giving me that guy. Yeah. What is that guy's name? What is that guy's name? I want to say like Dman, but I don't, oh, Rick Dukamon. Oh yeah, you like that guy. Yeah, I think he's very funny. Yeah. And this guy was giving me Rick Ducammon vibes. He's asking the cat for help, because the cat's in the kitchen,

sitting on the counter. Staring at the left and then looks back and he's like oh he's over there. No the cat has no fucking help. Because now this guy is beheaded. Kills him. Kills him. It's really nice. It is really nice and then he comes back and feeds the cat. Yeah. What do you think of that? I loved it? I did too. He pets the cat and feeds it and I'm like, man. Be a nice to an animal. Yeah. And it's, the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. He. He. K. He. K. K. He's, t t t th. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. nice to an animal. Yeah. I kind of like this guy. And it's not like he's feeding it the guy's body. You could see the thing of dry kit little on the floor. Yeah, yeah. It just gives it a little head scrutches and then leaves the room. Yeah, the cat's purring does not give a shit

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Are they? I don't know. Yeah. My space. It's just another thing I've abandoned though, like so many blogs. Yeah. Or MySpace? MySpace, yeah. I probably have a Zinga out there still. What is that? It was a blogs, like an early blogging platform, yeah.

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So she has this like heart to heart with her dad. Can we talk about this scene? He's like, boy, I sure am sorry about your stepmom. Nothing's going to change though. And she's like, I love you daddy. And then the scene ends. You're like, is that how families work? Uh-huh. That's it. Nailed it. God, it's so easy.

He's just like, yeah, I was, he basically gave the like, I needed to fuck, I can't fuck you. Got a step, mom. That's what I'm trying to say here, yeah. Yeah. I like that I have a note that just says me laugh. It's when it cuts to him and he goes, that's why I won't be celebrating Thanksgiving this year or any year and throws down his paper. It felt very like Dariah, you know? That really made me laugh. And then he lifts his shirt to wipe the tears away from his eyes. He has these like two like sycophantic girls that are just like yes yeah so funny you got abs for days he has abs for days and he's not going to celebrate Thanksgiving this year

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Oh, fair. Okay, great. Good. This is an episode just for you and me. So, they're back in the parking lot now. Right. Well, not Evan and Gabby, they are missing. Of course. And Julia's dad has come to take her to Florida. Yulia. Yulia.

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Can you do another one? Yeah. I got stuff to do. This movie's an hour and 45 minutes long. I did like that when Jess is being chased through the school, she ends up in beautician class. Right. And there is a can of hairspray that's called Jersey Mall hairspray. Oh, I miss that. I love that.

That's pretty good. It was funny. Yeah. There's also that like whole monologue about Dio. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, are we not there yet? No, because... Oh, God, my notes. Ryan and Bobby have to fight again, then Jess rejects them.

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What is the huge poster on Julia's wall? What is it, Alan? It's a picture of Julia. She's cute. Here's the butt. It's an artistic picture of Julia. Yes. Her dad is a Russian stereotype. Yeah. Yeah. Their stairwell is a

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So, yes, Julia is, John Carver steals her and she has managed to let Scuba know. So Scuba and Jess are on their way over there. Right. And then they find her with John Carver holding a knife to her throat. Right. And then he turns on a table saw. Right. Which has like a foot switch. Which you should have to hold in place.

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Or kept him alive. Yeah. It's got like a little spiky in it. Yeah, because McCarty is in love with her. Yeah, because he's a grosso. Yeah. And she's 24, so it's fine. He's fine. He's in a band called Plymouth Rocks, which I thought was also very funny. Where he just shreds. Yeah, I love it. He's on a cool float. He has a tiny Halloween back patch, which I really liked to. Oh, nice. Oh, man. So Mitch, Mitch, the manager of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the manager of the store, Gina Grishan's husband, is protesting with like two other people. And you're supposed to think maybe that makes him the killer, but it certainly doesn't. So we've seen the killer, and the killer has an extremely specific body type. Yeah. They're very thin, they are of moderate height, they are not a barrel-chested bear man, which is what dad is. Yeah.

They are not... And he's like five foot too. They're not a short king. No, they're definitely not a short king. Yeah, it's definitely not them. Mitch is a chunkier guy. Yeah, clearly not him. And. The new cop is like seven foot tall. Yeah, clearly not him. Yeah. How many men are left? Just the fucking sheriff. But I did like that when they stop the parade,

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that. It's very Assassin's Creed. And then the family get into a cop car and the clown throws a flashbang into the car and then drives them away. Shoot them with darts. Shoot them with darts. And drives away. Kathleen wakes up. What's happening to Kathleen? She's being basted. Okay, I'm sorry but brushing a person with olive oil is also very, very funny. Talking parsley, curly parsley between her toes is funny. It's funny. It's like stuck to her forehead at one point. I thought, I just think the idea of brushing olive oil to a person is hilarious. Putting salt into her eyes. Yeah, it's like really big grains of it. I do like that my autocorrect went crazy on this and it says salt and peepee. No. That's not what it was.

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And like pulls it and blood starts pouring out of it. And he says, you might want to let that breathe, which I thought was also funny. I'm laughing through all of this. So yes, this is being live streamed and then he takes one of those big meat tenderizing hammers and just smashes Evan's head to bits. Yeah, it just brains the fuck out of them. But when we see it on the screen, on someone's phone screen, there's just like a ton of likes? What does that mean? Like people are just liking it? Yeah, thrown. Yeah, it's a live stream, so people are liking it. They're watching this murder happen.

Okay. Yeah. All right. You know social needs. I'm not real good at them. You're all the better for it. Thank you. So yes, the the rock dad savior ring has a little spike on it that Jess is able to undo the rope that's tying her and then she hands it off to scuba diving and he's able to free himself as well. I feel like McCarty's dad isn't proud of him. That's all. There's also a line in this that John Carver says to the kids like you had to taunt people to show that you're special. It was like they just got, you had to tau people to show that you're special. It was like, they just got into a store that was closed because the one girl's dad owned

it. But then they were like standing at the window and Evan was like making jerk off hands at like people outside and stuff. Yeah, but like that's not that bad. No. That's, I guess. You went into a store your friend's dad owned right before it opened and then made a jerk off jester the people who were waiting for it to open you riled up the crowd and that's how Gina Gershon died they wouldn't have been riled otherwise they were

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And he hits her with the, hits the axe into the bracelet, and she falls down and breaks her leg I guess. Something. It doesn't matter because nothing ever comes of it. Because it doesn't slow her down one bit. No. So, and then she finds McDremy? Yeah, she goes back to the police station I think. No, to the, I don't know why she goes to the John Carver house, but that's where he is. Yeah. Yeah, he's like lying on the ground on the ground of his cruiser. And then she sees Bobby take the John Carver mask off.

Wait, why was he pretending to be dead? Oh because Bobby had hit him in the head. Bobby did actually get him in the head. Why didn't Bobby just kill him? I don't know, but then he like knocked Bobby out and put the John Carver thing on Bobby so that when Bobby stands up he's got the John Carver mask on and perfect time for Jess to see it. It's really well timed. And she's like damn it Bobby. And then then they like... He so she takes the gun off McDreamy's belt while he's allegedly unconscious. He comes up behind her and grabs. her and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he and he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he didn't he didn't he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to he he he he he she takes the gun off McDremy's belt while he's allegedly unconscious. He comes up behind her and grabs her and he's like, it's me, give me the gun, she does. And then, I forget how she realizes that it was him. So they're like making a plan to get away. And she's pulling briars off her pants.

And she sees the same briars on McDreamy's shoes. Right, right. And he had said something about the little details that give it all away. Yes. Which you would learn if you listen to true crime podcasts like dry dry bones. Colan. Real simple. Semi colon. America runs on Duncan. Yes. And Ben Affleck. So he's like, he realizes that she knows he did it. So of course he tells her all about it. And we see a picture of like a sonogram?

Because Gina Gershaw was pregnant. She was going to leave Mitch. I just haven't this is so convoluted. This is so convoluted and like, I don't know. But it's no more convoluted. Gina Grishan is 60 years old. So is McDremy probably. Well, it's a lot easier for a 60 year old man to get a woman pregnant than for a 60 year old woman to get pregnant.

With the science the way it is now. She's 60. And he's her affair partner. I don't think that baby's on purpose. And I don't know if that baby's gonna be okay. Well, definitely not now. No. That's a full-ass baby in the sonogram, though. That's like a, that's a full-ass baby.

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I mean, how could I look at you? How could I ever quit this podcast? You would just point at it. Just under my one eye. Teardrop. But it's a werewolf. What if you got the tattoo of the werewolf's face on your face and he was crying? Yeah. And he had an ice cream cone tattooed on his face just like Gucci Maiden. I like that a lot.

Okay, all right. We can stay friends. Katie. Alan. Give me a rating on Thanksgiving. I actually really enjoyed this movie. I. Give me a rating on Thanksgiving. I actually really enjoyed this movie. I thought it was a fun and stupid slasher. I thought that it was funny and the acting is terrible and the plot makes no sense.

But like, it's enjoyable. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna give it a seven. No, I'm gonna give it a six and a half because it's not a good movie, but I really enjoyed watching it. I think it's six is a solid score for this. Okay. What was that was it? Oh fuck. It was the one we did in the Canadian grocery store? But I think it was just like in the Upper Peninsula it wasn't in Canada.

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Yeah. You were so much closer with Prowler than I was with blood-sucking freaks. But I feel like this movie like totally fits on that level of horror movie. Yes, it's a modern day intruder. Yeah. Yeah. And I really like that one too. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's like I really liked all the gore in this.

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What? Five stars. Katie and Alan's friendship is sweet and wholesome and has depth. Unlike the foul pretend candy in the shape of a corn. Found you guys on gam and have been binging ever since. Five stars for being good humans and five more for being fun. Never. Stop laughing. Thank you so much. But I do feel personally attacked. For the candy corn. Yeah. This feels like a compliment sandwich here. Is this negging? I think this is negging. Dadauga, da doggie, to dugga, to dugga, da da da da da da da, thank you so much for

your review. You're wrong about candy corn. Give another chance. Put your teeth into it. But also this is from the woman who doesn't like ketchup or maple corn on the cob. Yeah, or corn on the cob. I'll scrape it off and eat it. What about candy corn on the cob? I would eat that. One hondo. I've seen it made before. What do you, like, just piling them together? Yeah, like, I've seen someone like took, made like basically a nougat center and then stuck canning corn all the way around it. Yeah, I'd eat the shit out of that. I. I. I that. I that. I that. I that. I would have that. I would have that. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I would have the worst. I have the worst. I would the worst. I would have the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst have the worst have the worst have the worst have the worst the worst the worst have the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst have the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst. I mean butter truly is the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the lord's lubricant.

When the lord fucks you, it's with butter. Speaking of getting flunked, what? What? Fucked by the lord, what are we doing next week? Dude, I don't remember. You totally distracted me with this. Katie, ask me what we're doing next week. Alan, what do you want to do next week? We're going to do the movie, Werewolves Within,

with Sam Richardson and that lady from the AT&T commercials in it. Alan's been asking about this for a week, so here we are. I'm a huge fan of San Richardson. You really are. And you love to the favorite provider. I loved them when they were Ma Bell. I loved them after they got broken up into AT&T. So here we are. My nun I used to work at the Bell telephone down there on right on Highland Avenue. You think she knew this lady? Yeah, probably. Probably. Yeah. So that's on shutter if you want to watch that. Yeah. If you need a log in, just get in to tou-in just get in touch. to to to to to the to the to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to get in to get in to get in to get in to get in their their their to get in to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'll tel. I'll. I'm. I'll. I'm. tel. I'll. I'll. tel. I'll. tel. I'll. I'll. tel. I'll. I'll. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm tel. I'm te. I'm touch. Yeah you just can't watch at the same time as Alan we learned. But yeah if you need the password just text me. Katie I hope your voice gets better. Thank you. All right we're going to go away now.

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