Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 467- Werewolves Within (2021)

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

In this week's episode, we're discussing a 2021 horror comedy starring Allen's favorite dude Sam Richardson, "Werewolves Within." Special topics for your consideration include: some new bands we're pl...anning to form, the world's greatest ad lib, things women hate, and the difference that an absolutely incredible cast can make. Do you like delightful horror comedies? You may enjoy some of our favorites: Episode 78- "Housebound," Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods," Episode 239- "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon," Episode 322- "Freaky," and Episode 438- "Renfield." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episodes. Our most recent episode was on the 2008 film "Taken," which... LOL.   leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Katie. Hi the today. How are you? Good, how are you? Good. Your voice is sounding better. I'm back, baby. Baby.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Baby. Baby. Good, your voice is sounding better. I'm back, baby! Baby! Baby! People complain? We get any notes? People complain? People were just worried about you, I think. Oh, great. Yeah, we'll worry on.
Starting point is 00:00:31 People on the Discord discussing like, your voice. they were worried. This wanted to give you like some hot tea and help you out. Well, that's how you fix everything. Yagermeister. Oh, oh. I've thrown up Yeagermeister enough times that whenever I think about drinking it, I get the feeling like in the bottom of my jaw like, oh, I'm gonna barf. Yeah, it's gross. It's not good. It's not good for you. It doesn't task. No. But it will get you fuck the fuck up. Fuck the fuck up. Speaking of fuck the fuck up, what we're doing this week? We are doing a film of your choosing. Of my choosing.
Starting point is 00:01:08 A video game adaptation. Did not know that going into this. Wherewolves within? Yeah. You had not seen it before. No. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:01:18 theyricks. their&T commercials. And you like Sam Richardson quite a bit. What do you like Sam Richardson from? The Detroiters. I think you should leave. After Party. Ted Lasso. Who's he and Ted Lasso?
Starting point is 00:01:36 He is the? Wait, is he like the Ghanaian billionaire? Yes. OK, all right. Yeah. Yeah. I just, whenever he shows up in something, it makes me happy, even though he kind of just plays the same character and everything, but I'm fine with it. That's fine, yeah. He's kind of befuddled most of the time. Yeah, he's like big and dufy. Yeah, yeah, well-meaning. Yeah. And a handsome gentleman. Also it has a Harvey Goulienne. Gien. What is it? Gien. Gien.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Sorry. Who plays Giermo? You have such a hard time with romantic languages. Yeah, it's just the romance languages, not romantic. It's the Delaware, it both. It's the Delawareian in me. Yeah. Just going home all the time with my friend Galermo.
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Starting point is 00:02:38 So this movie starts off with a Mr. Rogers And I know that got you right out of the box. You know I love that Mr. Rogers. You know I didn't know that people outside of Pittsburgh knew who Mr. Rogers was until I went to college. Because he was just so around. He was in parades. He would come read of the library.
Starting point is 00:02:56 He like did an episode in a gymnastics facility that was down the road from my house. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin thin thin th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So this. So this. So this. So this. So this. So this. this. So this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this house. No. Like he just was around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. He was majorly famous. Big shit. Went and spoke before Congress. I know. I started that documentary on Netflix about Mr. Rogers. Yeah. Yeah. I just keep crying so I turn it off. Yeah. But also like one of his sons is always wearing a pirate's hat, which I like a lot. It's one of our own. Listening is where love begins, listening to ourselves, then our neighbors. Yeah. Ominous sting. Yeah, that's funny. I'm in. I'm in. I like it. I also really like this song that starts playing over the opening credits about the Phantom because I also raid the icebox night and day. So we see this beautiful house at night in the woods. Gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:03:49 It's so, oh man, everything about it. Everything about it. I want to build a fire outside of that thing and hang out. I want to build a fire inside of that thing because it's snowy outside. It's cold. Oh, who likes that? I like standing around and snow with a fire, that kind of guy. What if you could sit inside by the fire? Yeah, I'll do that too. Yeah, do that first.
Starting point is 00:04:06 No, you stand outside first. No, that's all wrong. And then when everyone else wants to go outside, you say it's time for you to go to bed. But here's a sad cold old man with a wedding ring. finger. Flipping it around and something's moving in the tree line. Yes. And then I have the note that says he gets thrashed. He absolutely gets thrashed. Yeah. He does. And then we get the title card that says 29.5 days later. Very funny. I like it. We're in Beaverfield. What a terrible place. He's driving his PT cruiser to.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yeah. God damn it. PT cruisers, what a bad idea. It's great. It's a perfect car for Finn Wheeler to be driving. It sure is. I'm sure he talked about like all the storage room that he has in it. Yeah. And he's listening to like the self-empowerment tape, but it's just teaching him to say balls? Yes and scream. Yeah it wants him, I think this reoccurring theme if he needs to like man up. Yeah, he's too nice. Yeah so saying balls and screaming. It's a weird, yeah he's definitely listening to a tape that's like here's how to be a man but it's being narrated by like a British woman? Yeah. Where did you get this? I don't know what Alan? Yeah. I scream in my car? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the to the to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. he he don't know what it's... Funny. Yeah. I'll tell you what, Alan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I scream in my car a lot. Really? I do a lot of screaming in the car. Okay. Feel so good. Well, that's awesome. Just scream in the car. Get that release.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Just get that release. Yeah. Just, I mean I'm sitting in there already. Oh, okay. All right, you're not just like doing 60 in the screeching to a stop. Ah! So good. Just sounds like a Lincoln Park video. Yes, it does. Would your scream would knock all the other traffic off the road?
Starting point is 00:06:00 Oh my God, what if I was that angsty? I'm just mad a lot. I do miss that about singing in hardcore bands, just having that release of being like, well, let's start a hardcore band. If no one wants a 50 year old man starting a hardcore band. Well, in our Patreon episode that we just recorded, we came up with our next project after, I'll give you something to cry about.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Rock Party. It's going to call a rock party. And then when that inevitably falls apart, which will probably, that'll be very short-lived rock party. That's burn out bright. We're going to drink way too much where we're doing rock party, be like we have to slow down. So now we're doing this country and western hardcore. We don't to play tho tho tho tho tho th play th play tho tho th play tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thu. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's that's. that's. that's that's that's. that's that's that's tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoo. thooooooooo. thoooooooooo. that's that figure that out. All right. What are we called? What are we called? Oh, Robble
Starting point is 00:06:49 play drums in all these projects. We always have a drummer. Ban Jovi? Ban Jovi? Lock it. It's done. It's done. How did you come up with that? You're fucking smart? You always say you're not. You're so fucking smart. Banjovi. Can we be Jan Banjovey? Okay, I'm done. I'm sorry. So he's being shown around this new town where he is the new park ranger in town by the beautiful postal worker. Yes. Sicily. Sicily,ly.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Yeah, I'mo. She is living in the inn where he's going to be staying. Yeah. Which is run by Janine, who is lovely. And she's very helpful and nice to everybody, it seems. But she keeps just being like, oh, you're going to fit in here. Everybody's so weird. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:49 So we see like, Garamo and his partner are doing like stretches in a bay window in some store. And I really like his partner too, who has like a run on 30 Rock and has been in a bunch of other things that I've seen and I just really like him and these are both queer actors so this this movie definitely felt like I know that person from yeah like Michaela Watkins shows up and you're like oh my god you're a bit part in everything or a subplot she's so fucking funny she she's she's trash oh oh the dark haired woman craft store oh my god I love the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I I th. I I I I th. I I I I I I I I's. I I I I I's. I I I I's. I I I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh my god, I love her. The trumpy lady. Yeah, I love her and everything I see her in. Yeah, she's really funny. And then when she shows up, she's introduced as Stephen King's very own Trish, which is fucking funny. That is very fucking funny. So Trish has a dog named Chachi, which I was like, that's funny. That dog chachi too. Yeah. But like for a like trumpy person to name their dog after
Starting point is 00:08:48 Scott Veo is very funny. I didn't even think that it was Scott Beow. And her husband there's like someone's been graffiti their yard signs that are pro the pipeline. Oh right there's a pipeline coming through. And they say at one point that a majority of the town has to vote for it, then they later say it has to be unanimous and I don't know which is true. And I don't think it matters. No. But they're the oil guy is in town too. And you know him from a lot of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But she and the husband's like, yeah. Somebody keeps. Yeah. So, somebody's. So. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, somebody. So, somebody. So, somebody. So. So. So, somebody. So, somebody. So, somebody. So, somebody. So, somebody. So, somebody. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, so. So. So. So. So. So. So, so. So. So. So, the. So, the. So, the. So. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. So, the. Yeah, the. So, the the the the the the the the the. So. So. So. So. says Antifa. It's Antifa. And he goes, Brooklyn Hipsters. He also salutes Finn with his left hand. And Finn says, oh, never the left. And she was like, that's right.
Starting point is 00:09:36 And then she says, lock her up for like some reason. Because she's hilarious. I love her. Oh, man. So he's got to go meet this like the town recluse, Mr. Flint. Emerson Flint. Emerson Flint. Not a neighborly fellow. No, he's dressed like a trapper from the 1800.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Yes, why is he living like this? Is he making his own clothing? Because he's getting packages, which indicates that he can like order a shirt from Amazon? Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right. But he's a gunpointing guy and tells Finn that he's got to leave, get off his property and all this stuff. All the snow is making me so upset. Why? I hate snow. I hate this shit.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I love it. Glad I live in a place that doesn't snow anymore. It just snowed two days ago. Yeah, but that was like nothing. Yeah, that was true. It was another. Can we tell Pittsburgh's ocean front? Sorry climate change. You don't want to move. You want the ocean to come to you. Well, it's coming. It's an inevitability. And when you're still alive in 10,000 years. Look, my children's children, children, children, children's, children's, children's, children's, children's, will have inherited my house, right? And that shit's gonna be on the beach.
Starting point is 00:10:56 So, he meets back up with Sicily? Cecily. Cecily. And she takes him to the axe throwing place. Yeah, back that axe up. Back that axe up is written on a sign and it made me laugh. Okay. And she's had like super baggy clothes on and like goes back to get them beers and comes out in like a tank top?
Starting point is 00:11:22 Tits to the wind. And he's just like, a badoing. I mean, so was I. Gosh, she's got boobs. Boops for days. And she's just fucking beautiful. She is gorgeous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Yeah. And she's dancing badly, which is always charming when an attractive person does it. contact. Yeah. And they, she's like, she's at some point he's found her to have like Walden in her back pocket. Look, that's a red flag in my opinion. For the, when, when the reveal happens that she's like, dude. Dude. Dude. Yeah. And she, like, they're like getting closer and more intimate. He's been talking about his, he, she has convinced him that his ex-girlfriend has broken up with him. They're not just working on their relationship.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Yeah. And then she's like, can I kiss you? And then the ex-girlfriend calls right as they're about to kiss. She gets so mad. She storms out of there. Oh my god. Savage Garden starts playing. Wow. Yeah. There's a big snowstorm that comes in and knocks all the power out. Yeah. But it wasn't the snowstorm that knocked all the power out. It sure wasn't. No. We see Michaela Watkins going to let
Starting point is 00:12:37 her dog out and she tells him to go poo-pootty and then lights a cigarette. She puts the dog on a lead and then sticks it out through the dog and smokes inside. I like that. I love that for her. She does not look out the window even though the dog is like, ah! Chachi gets it. Yeah, Chachi gets it. And she screams. Yeah. And someone says storm fucked, and I really appreciated that as a term. Yes, this is Gwen, thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the that's the the the the that's thi the the the the thick. the the the the the thick. the thick. thick. thick. thick. I thick. thick. that's that's that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that's that's that's that's that. I's that. I's that's that. I's that. I's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's like. thi. the th. that. the th. I'll lets. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love.ucked and I really appreciated that as a term. Yes, this is Gwen, I think. Oh, is that the mechanic? The mechanic? So fucking funny. She's also so fucking funny. She has this boyfriend Marcus, who is just so well cast.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I feel like I know that guy. 100% I feel like I've been around people who have bought shitty weed off that dude. Yes, I've definitely bought shitty weed off that dude. I had to make the caveat because I've never bought weed myself. I know you just always smoke everyone else's. Yeah, fuck yeah, no I don't. I never smoke anyone else's. They smoke my weed, remember?
Starting point is 00:13:39 It was disgusting. Do you want to smoke weed? I got someone downstairs. I hop boxed my car before I came in. Like I do every week. So we see that there's avalanches that are blocking the road, the aforementioned storm-fucked roads. So Finn goes out and sees that all of the generators have been slashed to like broken and open. Right and everyone else, everyone in the town has now gathered at the inn. Yes. Which I was thinking this is like that game where wolf where you have to like sit around in a room with people and you close your eyes and I can't trust people. I'd only be in a room with people and have my eyes closed me out. Close your eyes right now. Yeah it's you. Okay so we to like. Okay. to to to to to to to to to to their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their. their their. their their. their. their. I's their. their. their. their. their. I their. I their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I. I. I their their their their their their their their the the the the the the te. I'm. I'm te. I'm te. te. te. the the the the the the the the the the the the to. the to. freaks me out. Close your eyes. Yeah, it's you. Okay, so we can play a werewolf. Just you and I. More people. What about Missy? Can she come?
Starting point is 00:14:29 Yeah, I don't know. It just weirds me out. It makes me uncomfortable. It's just because every time you close your eyes, I put my thumb on my nose and wiggle my fingers like, blubblah. I don't. I mean, I think I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu I thu I thu. I thu. I thi thi. I thi. I thu. I thu. I tho tho thu. What thu. What to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. try. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. to's at the inn, and we're told that everyone heard Trisha's screams. Yeah. And I forget, I think his name's Darren? Derek? Devin? Her husband? No, the guy from 30 Rock, Guillermo's husband. Oh yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Devon. He says something like your dog only barked at Jews. Which really got me. Yeah. And then we've we meet Dr. Ellis, who is the environmentalist who's staying at the hotel to try to like stop the pipeline. She's so squirrely. I do not understand her character. Not at all. And Janine, the proprietor of the inn, seems like very like, oh, we have a famous environmentalist here. Like is it Greta Thunberg? What's going on here? And we've also, theyne's husband went to Belize with his lover to leave her behind. And Trish's husband, uh, Gropes everybody. Oh yeah, he's also, he's in severance, and he's very. to to th. to th th th th th th th th th th th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the thi thi thri. thri. thi thi th thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the her behind. And Trish's husband, uh, Gropes everybody. Oh yeah, he's also, he's in severance and he's very funny and that. That's where I knew him from. He's the author who's like married to Adam Scott's sister. Yes. Yeah, he's very funny. Yeah, I like him. Yeah, kind of plays the same character. Yeah. This is a lot of type casting, and it's fine. But it's also like, yeah, like he he he he he he he he he he, like, like, like, like, like, he's he he he he he he he he, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he's he, he's he, he's he, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he's he's he's he's he's he's he's to to to to to to to to he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's he, he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's try. He's try. to to to to try. to to to to to to to thi. He's in th. He's th. He's This is a lot of typecasting, and it's fine. But it's also like, yeah, like he tries to go in for a hug multiple times with
Starting point is 00:16:10 Melana Vintrub and she's like ducking and chuck it away from him. It's very funny. So as Finn is looking at the generator, he sees something on the ground. Yeah, a little cuff of a, a cuff of a jacket. And he pulls on it? and it it it it? And it? And it? And it on it? And th on it? And th on it? And th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. And he thi. thi. thi. hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea he. And he's he. And he's th. And he's thi. And he's thi. And he's thi. And he's thi. And he's thi. And he thi thi. It's thi try try trys trys trys trys trys trys trys trys trys trys hea trys cuff of a jacket And he pulls on it. Yeah, and he pulls on it and then a hand comes out It's an arm did not get to Belize after all. No Yeah, and there's this great review where we don't actually see the body but they show the body to the group and like they're just screaming crying and it's very funny. It is funny. Oh, man. Gwen says to dr. to dr. to dr. to dr. to dr. to dr. to dr. to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the body. And he their the body. And he their their their their their their their their their their their their. And he their. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he's their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. Yeah. I. Yeah.. It is funny. Oh man. Gwen says to Dr. Ellis who's taking samples off the body, she's like, um, Lady Doctor. And then she also, a lot of this movie is just everybody talking at once, but like, they're all super fucking funny. Like, at one point,
Starting point is 00:17:00 you just hear Gwen say, we're trying to have a baby. It almost felt like improv on some level. I think a lot of it is improv. A lot of these people are improv actors. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Oh, it's very silly. And then, like, they go to see, uh, Melana and Sam Richardson go to see Flint again because they want him to hunt the monster or whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Right, he's basically been nominated by the town. Right. And like when she's yelling at Finn to like, tel him to man up and yell things like respect me? Yeah, yeah. She's like, I don't know, I don't really talk to men. And they like walks away from him. I was like, this is ridiculous. It it th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi theeeeea told to to toeeee toee toe toeea toea toea toe to to to thi I don't really talk to men. And then walks away from him. I was like, this is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. And he tells Flint to be a good neighbor, like Mr. Rogers. And the, um, Cecily says, hey, I love him.
Starting point is 00:17:55 And he just goes, who's that? What are you doing up there? I don't think he's ever had a TV. Well, how do you learn to make his own clothes then? You can figure out how to make your own clothes. I learned from TV. You're watching PBS to learn to make your own beaver pelt clothing? Well, if you had PBS, then he would have Mr. Rogers then, wouldn't he? That's what I'm saying. But they have to explain Mr. Rogers to it, which is very funny. Very sweet. And we see that he has Chachi's collar on his
Starting point is 00:18:27 mantelpiece. He sure does. And like they were, I was just like, oh, I have no idea who the killer could be at this point. I'm so, I couldn't imagine who the killer might be. Did you know who the killer was at this point? Yeah. Of course. Yeah. I also caught the Aldi, this is too good to be true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. too good to be true. Yeah. When they go back to the hotel and they're explaining that Chachi's collar was there and the guy from Severance is like walking away and he bounces off the wall and hits a bunch of bells and goes, Chachi got his winks. That's what I'm talking about. I was like, there's no way that was written and that's fucking hilarious. There's also like... Chachi got his wings.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Michaela Watkins is shouting that bastard man and then like in at the same time Janine is asking if anyone wants a sandwich. She just goes me I want one. She's just killing this. Judge, you got his wings. Dr. Ellis tells everyone that Dave was probably eaten alive. Gwen goes, that is fucking rad. Oh my God. So they're all going to stay over and like, they're like, okay, well, do we have any weapons? We have any guns and everyone in the room but him has a gun and the gay couple I think okay they don't have guns yeah Mikhail Watkins has a purse gun just a
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Starting point is 00:20:26 test pending. It's very funny. And then it's like inconclusive. She's like, oh my God. They like knock on her door at one point. She's like, I need more time to work. What? Why are you like that? So anyway, they're all sleeping in the inn. Yeah. And that night, something is coming from Michaela Watkins and her creepy husband. Pete. Pete. I finally found his name.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Pete, okay. So Pete gets attacked by something in the hallway. Yeah. And his hand gets bitten off, yeah. And Gwen shoots him. And Gwen shoots him. When comes running out and just firing off shots into the hallway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th him. When comes running out and just starts firing off shots into the hallway. I love Gwen. She shoots him at the chest. She does. He's fine though, don't worry. And Dr. Ellis is like, yeah, it's one of you. Yeah, she's losing her shit here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna lock the doors and I'm not going to interact with any of you. And so Parker- Oh, and she has a gun too for some reason. Yeah, we all do. And so Parker, the pipeline guy is like, oh, there's a connecting door, I'm gonna sneak in. Right, I mean, it's right there.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah, yeah. So he sneaks in, we hear, or we see through the gunholes, or the gunshot holes in the door, we see flatches from inside. Two shots. As a shot is shot again. Two shots. And he comes out, and she's dead. She's killed herself. She's killed herself. With two shots. And just for those following along at home, he's the pipeline man, she was going to shut down his pipeline. Now she is dead. Now she is dead. She is dead. She is dead. She is dead. She is dead. She is dead. She is dead. She is dead. She is the w w w w w w w w w w w w w. She is dead. She is dead. She is the w. She is the w. She is the wo the wo the gun. She is the gun shot. She is the gun shot. She's the gun shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot. She's the shot. She's the shot. She's the shot. She's the shot. She's the shot. She's the shot. She's the shot. She's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's the shot. She's th. She's killed. She's killed. She's killed. She's killed. She's the shot. She's th. She's th. he's the pipeline man, she was going to shut down his pipeline, now she is dead. Now she is dead. Two shots. There is a werewolf wallpaper, which I liked a lot. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. People start talking about the when to go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just, um, Gwen says something like, uh, when I was like, they're all talking about folklore, folklore. Wow, that's hard for me to say folklore. to say, to say, their, their, their, to say their, their, their, to say their, their, their, th. to say th. th. to say thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. the wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. that's hard for me to say folklore. Everyone shut your stupid hoar mouths and listen to this. Oil guy knows some folklore, Guiarmo, whose name is actually something else in this.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Germo? Yes, Giermo. Talks about how the seventh born child back in Argentina would be killed because they would be a werewolf. Why is it always funny to overpronounce Spanish words when you're not speaking with any other Spanish accent? It's just that thing of like when we were growing up and there was a lot of unrest in Central America.
Starting point is 00:22:53 And they'd be like in today in El Salvador. And you were like what? His name is, uh, oh I could never say this one. J-O-A-Q-I. Jo-I. Joaquim? Yeah, Wolfsson. Okay. It's funny. When Beguyen says, when I was a kid, my daddy used to kick my ass. And they all go, okay. And then she's like, and then tell me about the when to go.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Oh my god, it's so stupid. What have you ate my husband's hand and for what to save some chipmunks? Oh my god. So they lock all the guns up and then throw the key on the winter? In the snow, no. And then they start accusing each other, accusations are flying all around. Right, I'm not a creep, I'm a werewolf, you're a werewolf, you're a werewolf. Her dang husband's body was under her dang house. Yeah, a lot of stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:23:56 And then they're all get mad about being accused so everybody leaves without their guns. Right. And Janine also says in a very sad voice, Dave said he left me because I let myself go. Which is brutal. And then I think Cecilie is like, oh, you're beautiful. Yeah. She's got a very supportive relationship with Janine. She's helping her kind of with the, run the inn and stuff. Yeah. I do like when they're all leaving though and Marcus yells I hope y'all dildo's get eaten by a wolf. It's funny to call somebody a dildo. Yeah. And all of this comes after Finn gives this like heartfelt speech about community and being there you know community is made up of people and of you know
Starting point is 00:24:42 looking out for your neighbors and doing Mr. Roger shit and thenthen they're all like, fuck you, I'm out. Which I appreciate quite a bit. Your team, fuck you, I'm out. Mm-hmm. I think that's very funny. Yeah, yeah, funny, for sure. Oh yeah. Even if I agree with the community statements, I'm still going to say, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to fa, to fa, to to to to their their their their their their thi, thi, thi, their their their their their that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their that's their their their their their their their their their their their their thi, thi., thi., thi. thi. thi. that's thi. thia., their their their their thooooooooooooooooooooooooo Oh, those dildos. Whoever it is that just lets their dog shit in all of the tree, dirt areas. You gotta pick it up, y'all.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Fucking pick it up. It's a big dog too, because those are big shit. Sure it's not just your neighbor? I'm sure. My street is too heavily traveled to just shit on the street on the street on the street on the street on the street on the street on the street on the street on hookers on there. No. Not like that school principal that was shitting on the football field. What? A few years ago, there was like some school principal
Starting point is 00:25:30 that got busted because he kept sneaking into the school grounds and shitting in the middle of the football field. I don't feel you should be arrested for that. I feel you should be lauded. Let's hear it for this guy. And I'm proud to be in American. And I shit where I want. Yeah. And I'll stand up and then crouch back down and take a dump. Too much Taco Bell. Oh, Taco Bell. Now you've been taco bell.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Can you talk about this? Oh, no. I'm going to go to bed after this. All right, fine. A lot of good vegetarian options. Yeah, man, those spicy potato tacos are so fucking good. Bean burrito all the way. Yeah, love diarrhea.
Starting point is 00:26:23 It's never affected me in that way. Really? Yeah, talk about, I guess, cast-a-go-guots. It's like a cleanse for me. Wow. You know, like some people drink like lemon juice and cayenne pepper or something, whatever the fuck it is or the tea. No, I'm going to eat a bean burrito, I'm going to eat a bean burrito, and I'm th, I'm thia, I thia, I thia, I thin, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm going, I'm going thi, I'm going thre, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm t, I'm tta, I t, I ttau, I ttae, I'm going, I t, I t, I t, I t, I t, I t, I t, I t, I t, I t, I t, I, I, I t, I, I, I t, I, I t, I'm t, I'm t,rito and a supreme chalupa with beans instead of beef and I think it's the fried bit of the chalupa like the shell I think it just runs right through me. Those
Starting point is 00:26:51 those spicy potato babies are so good. Yeah I'll get that next time. Yeah not today though because you won't go to Taco Bell sponsored by Taco Bell. Taco Bell th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- tho- tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th is is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is a tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to too too too too. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. toge. toda. toda today today throw us some money. At least there are some tacos. At least give us a subscription to real simple magazine. Oh, I guess you covered there. Oh, man. So, now this is where the movie really starts to ramp up. Because, uh, uh, fine trub finds a story about a mauling death near where Finn came from?
Starting point is 00:27:27 Grout Pond. Grout Pond, which is a funny name for a pond. A very funny name for a pond. And so now we're supposed to suspect that he's the killer. Which is interesting because, spoilers, it ends up being the AT&T lady, Cecily. Yeah. And she, but we see her read the AT&T lady, Cecily. Yeah. And she, but we see her read this and then look suspiciously at him for no one's benefit. But her own?
Starting point is 00:27:51 But her own or ours. She's played her own little game here. She sure is. They go into Parker's room and they see that though his window is open. Like, oh yeah, he just left that open. Yeah. It's fucking blizzarding. They find in his drawer a knife that smells like diesel. Yeah, because that's what they used to slash all the... No, that wouldn't have slashed open any generator. I didn't think so.
Starting point is 00:28:14 No. I've watched a lot of Forge and fire. What is Forge and fire? Forged in fire, a reality competition show where people make knives. What? Where can I watch this? Netflix. Okay. There's only like 18 seasons, so it might be hard to get there. And it is, it's a fun show to play, is that a white power tattoo?
Starting point is 00:28:37 Oh, I bet. Yeah, a lot of Thor's hammers agging around people's macks. And then there was one guy who definitely had white sprappes tattoo. What was it? He had the white power symbol. Oh great. I think in like a Celtic knot. Yeah, yeah and then like some other like clanny looking fucking tattoos. There was a target the other day and there was a fucking skinhead with fucking hammers on the back of his head and I'm on steroids so my anger is already up and I was like I'm gonna fight a dude in Target right now? What'd you do? I was like well I watched him say he would literally murder one of his children one of his toddlers because the kid wasn't picking a toothbrush fast enough.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Jesus fuck yeah and I was like I'm gonna? Uh, well, his wife was there. Also, there's a ton of toothbrushes there. It's hard to pick from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, so, sorry about your skinhead, dad, dude. Yeah, that sucks. You don't deserve this.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Yeah. And the hammer skids. It's intentional yeah. I was just like man this sucks. Do you say anything Jim? No I didn't. Now what are you gonna say to that guy really? You also had a tear drop under his eye and I was like I don't want to be another tear drop. No he doesn't he doesn't need to and we have to do this show so. I definitely have those and I was joking about it afterwards I have I th I that like that like to to th th th th to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to thi to to to to to to to to to tho to to to to to to to thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say to say to to say to say to say to say to to say to say to to to to say to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I thi. I the. I was the. I was the. I thea. I was thea. thea. thea. tooooooooooooo. I to to that th dude. He's gonna beat the living shit out of me because I can't fight to save a fucking You know what though in that target I think a lot of people would pull a skinhead off you I don't know I was out in Harmar. Oh you are Harmar. Okay so that's a whole different story I jumped what the fuck are you doing out in Harmar? This you won't go to a target in the city she has to go outside. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. I to to to to to to to the to the to to to the to to to to to that's. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's. I'm that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I I I I I I I I I I that's. I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna the. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I see won't go to a target in the city. She has to go outside. Why?
Starting point is 00:30:25 I don't know. That's so dumb. I can live a quarter mile from a target. I was going to say, I could spit on the target from here. I can see it from where I'm sitting out this attic window. What? So she makes you go to Harmar? We'll. We'll, that, that, that, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I thi, I thi. to to thi. to to toooo. tog. thi, I thi. thi, I thi, I th swing by Burger King at an impossible whopper. It's so far away. It's a nice Friday night. Harmar. This is what 50s like, baby.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Oh my God. You need to see Nazis at your local, or not even your local, no, it's not like you're I've never seen a Nazi at my local one because I go to the one in the city here that I'm looking at. Jesus. I grew up not far from Harmar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was Harmorville back then. Oh.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Yeah. It wasn't Harmar Superstar. No. Hooked up at the Chesirino once. Shit. So... Now they're suspecting that Parker is the killer because they found the diesel knife. And the map of the marked attack areas.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Yeah. And so, how do we get to Trish killing Devon? So it just cuts to Guillermo and Devin walking through the woods and they get separated? I can't quite remember how. There's like a bright light that shines on them and then turns off and it like disorients them. Yeah, yeah. And then we see a bright light shining in Devon's face and he's like, oh it's you.
Starting point is 00:31:53 And then yeah, he's like Trish, what the fuck? And she's like, I want my craft store and stabs him. I love her. Stabs him right in the neck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she stabs him in the neck with the the maple tree like spigot. Yes, right, right. Yeah. She's so good. So it's just, I mean, there's this big conflict in the town of the rich people being like, the the poor people being like, we need fucking money. Yeah, yeah. When's trying to have a baby here? With that fucking turn? I love it. So they go to, well we see that Parker has like this like, high-end crossbow with a light in the back of his car and like night vision goggles.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Yeah, upscale hunting gear. Yeah, he's sounding werewolves. And Finn's like, he thinks he's hunting werewolves and he's sabotaged all the generators. Why would you like do it four times on each one? It wouldn't make any sense. It's not very bright. No, he's not. Very nice.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Nice guy. So they go to Trish's house now. Yeah. And they're trying to figure out what the fucks going on with her? I don't know why they go to Trish's house. I don't quite remember, but they find Marcus in the living room with a Freddie Kruger glove that he's made out of duct tape and knives? Because he's a werewolf.
Starting point is 00:33:31 He's a werewolf. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. And he's basically just like doing this monologue about like how he's going to fuck them all and he doesn't care. And you're like, what? And then he gets run over by Gwen. Who's calling for him?
Starting point is 00:33:50 Like Marcus, get out here. And then Trish just shoots her. Just shoots her with the pocket gun. Yeah. Pock up or purse gun. They run into the house and it's Guillermo and Cecily and Finn. And Trish is already in the house and Guillermo goes, what is she, Michael Myers? I liked that quite a bit too. So then there, Geremo is pointing a gun at Sicily?
Starting point is 00:34:14 Cecily? Well no, first they kill, he kills Trish. He hits her with a fire poker and Finn's like, she's okay. She's obviously not fine. And she's super not fine when when, th is, th is, th is, th is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, what is, what is, th, what is, th, what is thus, what is thus, what is tho, what is thus, what is thi, what is thi, what is tho, what is th, what is th, what is what is what is what is what is th, what is what is what is what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. What is thii. What is thi, thi, thi, th okay, she's fine. She's obviously not fine. And she's super not fine when she falls forward and lands in a wood-burning stove, even better, a fireplace you could conceivably land in. A wood-burning stove, it's hard to,
Starting point is 00:34:35 I feel it'd be hard to get your whole head in there. I'm realizing now that I was just watching this movie and stopped taking notes. Yeah, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioliiolii, thoooooooooooooooom, it's all, it's all, and all the characters are very charming. Yeah. And like, the story is so stupid. So stupid. Yeah. You're just basically there for the jokes. Right. We're just here for the yuck yucks. So Garimov was pointing a gun at her at Cecily because she, he's found out that she's the seventh born. Right. So what he learned in Artentina... Argentina?
Starting point is 00:35:07 Has made him think that she's going to be the werewolf. Right. Yeah. And then he gets shot with a crossbow. Right, by Parker. They're just all shooting each other. Yeah. It's just they eat each other alive.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Until Germo shoots the pipeline and blows Parker up. Yes, he does. Yeah. Yeah. The only monster here is the oil and gas industry. Parker has jumped on Fan at some point and he had like a wrist knife at some point and he had like a wrist knife that shot out. I thought he had claws too.
Starting point is 00:35:40 And I was like, did Marcus make you a Freddy Krugerglove? No, it was a wrist thing. It was like, did Marcus make you a Freddy Krugerglove too? No, it was a wrist thing. It was like a spring loaded knife in his wrist. Oh, that's terrible. That's terrible. That's terrible. Just terrible. So she's, Cecily has to get him back to, back that axe up.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Which is what the place should be called. I don't know what it's actually called. I. know it doesn't matter and get him all patched up right because she cares so much about them right they've been having a will they won't they you know yeah we hear wolf whistling which I then remembered we heard at the beginning oh I didn't hear that sure who is doing that I guess she's a wolf she's a wolf I can't believe I just said wolf whistle out loud and didn't catch... What is wrong with me? Truly what is wrong? You're perfect. Shut up. Shut up. I love you, I love you, I tune. But also get fucked.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I love you, you too. But. Get fucked. I love you, too. But also get fucked. Dips shit. Come on, I'm wearing purple socks. Oh, I'm wearing pink socks. Oh, look at us. Oh, look at us. We're so cute.
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Starting point is 00:37:53 I like the biathlon, which is just skiing and shooting. Just skiing and shooting. Yeah, that's funny. It's so weird. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. that's funny. that's funny. that's funny. that's funny. that's funny. that's that's that's, you're that's, you're that's, you're that's, you're that's, you're that's, you. that's, you. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's funny. that's funny. that's funny. that's funny. that's funny. that's funny. that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. hyper-specific we had wars in northern Europe. Yeah it's like Norway invented this and everyone else just has to accept it. Yeah I guess that'll be a sport. Yeah. Can we have soccer maybe later? Anyway we've got this thing the werewolf to him. What he finds, yeah, here's the whistling and he goes back into her like secret room? Yeah. Her werewolf room? Yeah. Where he finds the fuel injector that she was supposed to have delivered to Gwen but must have been hiding because it would have allowed Gwen to drive off the mountain or whatever. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. There's a US Postal Service badge in there? I think it's Dave's. Was he the male the male the male the male the male the male the male the male the male? the male? the male. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the male. the male. the male. He's the male. He's the male. He's the male. He's the male. He's the male. He's the male. He's the w. He's the w. He's the w. He's the whi. He's the whi. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the w. the the w. the w. the w. He's the w. He's the whi.. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:38:56 They don't believe so. That's apparently a challenging exam to pass. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She starts laying out like, of course I'm the fucking werewolf, you stupid dumb-dum. She does like her cracky toes, which I liked a lot. Yeah. He's like, you're the werewolf? And she's like, yeah. Like, a beautiful woman who reads Walden and... Yeah, she says, were real. Wairw Women who read Walden while drinking Cambuja.
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Starting point is 00:41:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, Emerson comes in and like, thanks her out. Gets her with a shovel. And then he starts talking to Sam Richardson. He's like, yeah, I looked into this Mr. Rogers guy. He's pretty cool. Yeah, Finn says, what do you do?
Starting point is 00:41:28 And he's like, I'm being a good neighbor. You know, like Mr. Rogers, which is like heartbreaking to me. Why? Because I just, Mr. Rogers means so much to me. Sure, yeah. And you just want people to be nice to each other. The only good Republican, whoever was. Was he a Republican? He sure was. Because he was religious.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Sure. Yeah. But he also let that black guy come and put his feet in his pool. He sure did. to be like, hey, dumbedums. You can let's stop in the dumbulls. You're fucking idiot. so nice to people. He was so sweet.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Did I tell you about the time I saw Mr. McPhilly in the elevator when I worked at QED? No. Okay, so the summer after my senior year of college, I worked at QED, which was, which I was at Pittsburgh magazine the time, which was owned by there. And I got in the elevator one day. I'm all hung over. I'd probably just smoked a cigarette looking like shit, smelling like shit. I get in the elevator and there's David Newell in the full Mr. McPhilly costume. What? Because he was shooting promos on the set like, and I was just like, oh my gosh, Mr. McPhilie, like, it was so, it's the the thu-I I thu-I I thu-I I thu-I I thu-I I thu-I's thi, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was like, I was like, I was just, I was like, I was just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'd-I, I'd-I, I'd-I, I'd th. I'd thage, I'd thage, I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd-I. I'd-I. I'd-I. I'd-I. I'd-I. I'd-I. I'd-I. I'd-I. I'd-I. th-I. th-I'd-I'd-I'd-I'd th-I'd probably th. th. throwne. th th th th throwne th th th th throwne th th th throwne. throwne. thilly, like, it was so, so, you were such an important part of my childhood.
Starting point is 00:42:45 It was just, I just loved the show. Oh, it's so nice to meet you. And he was like, oh, if you ever need anything signed, you just bring it down to the TV desk and they'll get it signed and get back up to you. And I was like, wow, It was dope. Think about if his response had been get fucked. Yeah, I was like wow you're really great and he was like shut up get fucked. Sorry smoky, I gotta go. Oh. So they're having this great discussion about Mr. Rogers and we see in the
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Starting point is 00:43:36 Yeah. He's like, he stabs her and then she throws him across the room and he's doing the axe throwing that she had taught him how to throw. Yeah. Yeah. Visualize it landing on the second twist. Yeah. Oh, that's right. She jumps up in the air and then Janine shoots her?
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Starting point is 00:44:55 Dmitry Davidovado, Davidov, David da, da, da, David off. A David off. Wow, works on both of them, huh? About that. What do you think of this movie? You picked it? You chose it, you liked it? I'm gonna give it a solid six.
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Starting point is 00:45:53 Chachi got his wings. Chachi got his wings. Chachi got his wings. Like, and I feel like, oh, touching his wings. I feel like they had to cut immediately afterwards because I'm sure the entire room just fucking erupted with that. Yeah, so funny. Yeah, six. I think it's totally solid.
Starting point is 00:46:12 I enjoyed it a bit more than that. I'm going to give it a seven. I thought I thought it was going to be something very different. It was really just one long string of jokes. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I'm like I said, I think I said earlier, I've been on steroids for a week, so don't like trust my ratings on anything right now. Just being a sour little bit. Yeah, I feel mildly crazed, so not really angry, just a little bit crazy. Well, kind of crazy. Like, like might you go to the city target? Just not, you know that feeling we just don't just don't just don't just don't just don't just don't thi thi thi thi thi thi just don't just don't just thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like, like, like, like, like thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I thi, like, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm a thi, I'm a thi, I'm a thi, I'm a thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi thi, I thi, I th go to the city target? Just not. You know, that feeling we just don't feel like yourself. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Is this where you like pull out your own duct tape and knife Freddy Kruger glove and come
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Starting point is 00:47:52 where you have to get what you have up there. Oh although apparently a re-release recently had a bunch of songs in it whatever the most recent one we re-released when you had COVID. Yeah that's got some songs in it. Yeah we th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the most recent one we re-released when you had COVID. Yeah, that's apparent, that's got a, that's got some songs in it. Yeah, we threw caution in the wind. You know what? Come at me, brou-a' tele, tell me, Steve Job. Or whoever owns Spotify. I assume it's Joe Rogan.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Jogan bought it so he could spend all the money on himself. Yeah. I'm about 200 episodes behind. Okay. But I have a question. You're probably more like 240 behind. It's true. Buccaroo. If you just finished 239. You are halfway through. Wow. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I'm about 200 episodes behind, but I have a question if you haven't already. Yeah. Which untapped genre of creature feature would you like to see get more love or lore dedicated created for it? In the theme of vampires, wherewales, which is zombies, etc. For this person, it's gargoyles. Hell yeah gargoyles. That's a great answer. I wish I thought of that. For Katie, it's gargoyles. I think mine's gargoyles, that's a great answer. I wish I thought of that. For Katie, it's gargoyles. I think mine's gargoyles.
Starting point is 00:49:09 What did this person say? Oh, they said gagoils. That's so weird that they picked gorgue. Well, that's not going to work. Gorgoyles? Gorgoils. Gargoyles, no I love that. I want to say skeletons. You don't get to see skeletons do that much work. It's true. Skeletons don't do much work.
Starting point is 00:49:27 You know, first thought, best thought mummies. I really would like to see a little bit more flesh-fet momummy. I love that goddamn Brendan Fraser movie. Oh yeah, we should do that at some point. I've never seen it. Don't you gasp at me! Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't you. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't th you, don't th you th you th you thus, don't thus, don't you thus, don't you thus, tho, tho, tho, thooo, thoooooo, don't you thooo, don't thion King which started the rock the Duane Johnson. I haven't seen that either. Me neither. Keep up the outstanding one. You both rock by Nick. Nick. Nick, thank you for the question.
Starting point is 00:50:00 It really made me think I was jealous that your answer was better than mine. And like if you think you're funnier than me, why don't you come get on the show and do it, then? Do you mind your own fucking business? Nick? Hey, Nick, shut up. You know, what's great? Nick's not gonna hear this until like 20, writing that email I bet. Why are they yelling at an old man? Because you're on
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Starting point is 00:51:55 Yeah. Do you know about necro pants? No? Oh my god. I'm like I literally just like clenched my fists in preparation for this. I know there's a set of them in an Icelandic museum. Okay. But supposedly it's like if you skin somebody, the lower half of their body and make pants out of them. Okay. And then fill, you have to do it with a dude, I believe. Well, yeah. And then like you get infinite wealth or something from it. No, I thinni pants the their their their their their their their their their th. th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the their th. I thi their their thi. I th. I th. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. I's is is is is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's. I's is. I's. I's. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm theat. I'm thea. I'm thooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I'm th. I'm th. something from it. No, I think you just have those nutty coins. Necropants. Necro pants.
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Starting point is 00:53:28 Yeah. Idiot, you do a podcast with a fucking idiot. So do you. All right, well, these two idiots are going to go about their business. I have a tattoo that says shoulder shrugs. I was just thinking, I don't have any text tattoos. No, I fucking do. Oh, I sure fucking do. I have two of them.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Beautiful idiots. I have another text tattoo. I was just, but it's in Tolkien's handwriting. Oh, God, that's, that's, that's, there should be a football team waiting outside my door every day just to roll you into a locker. You need to have a locker that you get thrown into every single day. Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd. All right, we love you all. Be kind to each other. Keep on, keep on rock into the free world. Could watch some Mr. Roger's speech and feel the world. Yeah, watch that's the the the the th.. Oh, you will. Yeah, no, I watched and cried. Come on. I'm crying.
Starting point is 00:54:27 I've never seen the Tom Hanks movie. I haven't either. I don't want to see someone else be Mr. Rogers, but I do think there's a lot of good drone shots of Pittsburgh on sunny days, so I might watch it. Yeah. So it was just like a compilation of years worth of throw shots. This shot 15 minutes at a time. Uh, thanks for listening to another episode of Wearwill for Amulance. Bye. Bye. Bye neighbors. Maniacs in our dead pools, Savini's side use at the pool.
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