Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 473- Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Episode Date: April 22, 2024

In this week's episode, by popular demand, we're discussing the 2009 Sam Raimi supernatural morality tale "Drag Me to Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: making the tough decisions, gumming a baby, PROFESSOR Justin Long, heavy puking, and Pennsylvania snacks. We have watched a lot of bad things happen to Justin Long; you can catch him in Episode 181- "Tusk" and Episode 403- "Barbarian." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to nearly 50 episodes of our action movie podcast with a new one coming every month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Hello Katie. Hi, Alan. Welcome to another episode of Weirwell Famulance with Katie and Alan. Welcome to another episode of Weirrowel Ambulance with Katie and Alan. Welcome to another episode of Wherewulf Ambulance with Katie and Alan. And welcome to me as well. This is Welcome you to another episode of Wherewulf Ambulance of Katie and Allen Allen and I don't know why. This is a movie that a lot of people have suggested. Yes. Yeah, they have wanted us to drag Allen to Hell. And I don't know why. Because I said drag me to hell and you were like drag to the joke, that's the joke. That's the joke. I like that you continue the joke the joke the joke the joke to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the joke to to to the joke to the joke to the joke to the joke to to to to the joke to the joke to to to drag to that the joke to drag to drag to drag me to drag me to drag me to drag me to drag me to drag me to drag me to drag me that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tho. that's the joke. the joke. the joke. the joke. the joke. the joke. the joke. that's the joke. that's the joke. the joke. the joke. the joke. the joke. the joke. that's the joke. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the joke. That's the joke. I like that you continue the joke not knowing what your own joke was.

Yeah, that makes sense. That checks out. It tracks. It tracks. Is this like our 50th, uh, Just-A-Long movie? He's always a prick, though, isn't he? I don't think he has any other option. Is it just because of his face? Is he a pric in real life? I don't know. I don't know. I know I'm famously smirching people on this show.

I mean, I think like being the Mac in those Mac PC ads just set him up to be like the hipster dickhead for the rest of his life. Hipster dickhead. And in this movie, I think he's meant to have like a character arc where you're like, wow, he's actually not a prick after all. But like, I don't buy it for a second. Because the whole time he's going, Professor Justin Long? Professor Justin Long. He's on the tenure track.

This is harder to, no, it's not harder. Still, scientist Mark Walberg is the most Dr. Marcus Mark. Oh my god. Be scientific, dushbag. Holy shit. I cannot believe we got the happening out of the way so early. We should really revisit that. There's other than Shai Mala movies we could get into. We still have done signs where we can talk to Sheld of Mel Gibson for a long time.

Oh God, that movie is great until you see him. And not him, the aliens. Yeah. Or whatever. I don't remember now. The stupidest alien invaders of all time. Spoiler alert for the, uh, the- Wait, is it that they're afraid of water? No, they're not afraid of it. They're allergic to it, kills them. Imagine floating above earth.

What is that? What Was that milk? Spoilers for signs by the way. Ah, it turns like you don't have to twist everything, my dude. No, I think he's out of that though, right? In the last couple, no? I don't know, you hated that one movie, didn't you? Yeah, split. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I feel like it was another movie about the Philadelphia Zoo.

You're like, look, we've, okay, anyone who, okay, fine. So we start off in Pasadena, California, 1960 and 9 in a big ass house. Yeah. With some folks bringing their kid there because he's been having issues. They have him wrapped in a blanket as though he were physically ill. He is not. He could walk. He's been hearing voices at nights though and it'd been keeping him up. Yes. Because he stole a necklace from a Romani woman. Right. And it has been cursed. And they didn't give it back. No. Well he tried to give it back. but he was like, uh-uh, you already stole it. If someone tries to steal something, if someone successfully steals something for me, and then tries to give it back, I think I'm gonna take it back.

Yeah, that belongs to me actually. That's actually mine. That's actually mine now. I also feel like this is our chance for redemption. It's a redemption arc. Yeah. And I don't think they ever use the G word in this movie. They, these people do.

Oh, they do. But I think that's because it's the 60s. Right, right. So yeah, he's, so he's got the woman they take him to, it's like a medium or something. Yes, she's a young woman. Yes, who is like, oh man, you've got this monster demon that's gonna come and get you and drag you to hell. Right. And he's seeing like hands on a skylight that nobody else seems to see. Yeah. And the demon is strong AF, as the kids say. Throws him right over the goddamn railing. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. Yeah. And th. And th. Yeah. And th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the th. th. th. the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, as the kids say. Throws him right over the goddamn railing. Yeah. Yeah. And then what happens to him?

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and then on the final day, you're going to get drug to heaven. Well, I think in some religions there are, for sure. You know, 40 virgins and all that. Yeah, but also they're one use one use one use one use one use one use one use one use one use one use one one use one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one also they're one use only, really, aren't they? They are. Yeah. Because once you get drug to a destination, there's no being drug back, right? You know, like, I got drug to hell and I got drug back to earth. It's true, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, a bit of a bummer. Are we saying the virgins were single use? Yes, I was saying the viru. I the viru. I the viru. I was saying th. the viru. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the their. th. thi. Yes. thi. thi. thi. the th. the th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the way and I thought, best not correct him.

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and then his friend comes outside and he's like, hey, get in here, your beer's getting cold. You guys are gross. You're doing it wrong. Drink a cold beer. it's so much better. I was like, man, I love this shit. Oh man, I can't wait for a nice one mate. Oh, I know. This summer's gonna be great. Summer 2024. Nice one mate. Nice one mate. Oh, we're gonna have the best merch. It's gonna be good. Oh yeah, no one's gonna buy it. It's fine. Justin Gray will work for nothing. Um, so he gets drug to hell. And then the lady who they they th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th the the, the, the, the, the, th. the, thi, thi, th. I th, th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th, I th, I th. Oh, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thged to hell and then the lady who they

took the kid to is like I'm gonna meet that demon again demon I'm gonna meet you to be you better watch out demon I'm coming for you. To this I have written gonna show that scene to my kid as a deterrent for taking that which does not belong to her. I think that's a bad idea in retrospect. Then we get the opening credits and then Blamo we're in present day Los Angeles. Yes. Oh yes we open on a very slight, very baby-faced blonde woman doing like a linguistic exercise in her car? Elicution maybe? Okay. It seemed like she was like the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. Yeah, I feel like maybe something like that could te to be me to stop that th th that that th that that that th that that that that th. that that that that that th. that that that that that th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that that that that th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the. the the the the. the. the. the. the. that that that that the. that the. We the. the. We the. We the the the. We the. thushin maybe? Okay. It seemed like she was like, the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. Yeah, I feel like maybe something like that could teach me to stop being so yinzy. But, you gotta steal your charm? You're gonna take away what makes a Katie of Katie?

I guess so. I guess so, yeah. I could be classier. I could still be Katie and not say. say things like eh you know. I don't know if you can. I don't know if you take the eh you know out of Katie you still have a Katie. Oh you know. It's a philosophical question what makes a Katie is it the eh you know? Farts? Embarrassingly drinking too much sometimes and saying eh you know. Phrasing's like I'm a heavy puker. I'm the heavy puker.

The thing I've never heard anyone say before. That's because I made it up. Yeah, I love it. Well, now you've heard another person say it because Lucy has said it to you. I'm a heavy puker. Oh, man. Yeah. So yeah, she's doing herto her job at the bank. Because she's a climber.

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the assistant to the manager. Right. And she lives in a house in Los Angeles, that is set off on its own lot with trees and shit, and there's not a single bar on any of the windows. And what I know about watching a lot of movies set in Los Angeles, she lives in a great neighborhood and is very well compensated for her not yet assistant manager job at the bank. And her house is big, her place is huge. What the hell?

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Who, do you? He's a real piece of shit. He is a real piece of shit. He walks up to the boss in sort of like a background scene and he goes, ah, this is the loan we talked about and the boss goes, oh the loan and he goes exactly. I was like, yeah, you're loan officers, like what the fuck else? So good. And her boss is like you the thi the thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho thus thus in thus thus tho tho tho th. In to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. In th. He's th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the the the the the the the the thee thooooooooooo. He's to to to th. He's th. He's th. you got to make the tough decisions. We need you to make the tough decisions. Stoo's been making the tough decisions and he's in the lead right now for the ass man job, as we refer to the assistant manager. Ask man for assistant manager.

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And he had a, he man. Oh, Carl. Bet Carl is an ass man. But Carl's still an ass man. There's no way Carl's still alive. Carl's 100% dead. Carl has shed this mortal. Rip Carl. So she's got a, she's got to like step it up. And her boss is like, hey, can you, why don't you go do that loan business outside of the bank. Yes. And Stu's like, why you the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's like, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, that's still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. that's th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's thi. that's that loan business outside of the bank? And then get me a turkey club.

Yes. And Stu's like, why you're there? I'd love a turkey club. Stu's a bitch. He's a little bitch. So she takes her sweet time with this. She goes to visit Justin Long at college. Where she's brought him a new corner for his coin collection. Yes, a walking liberty, which he's like stoked about.

Which he loves so much that later in the movie, the only thing his father says to him is, how's your coin collection? Like, what's it up to? Like, what's it up to? What's it? How's it? I wonder what the word for coin collector is.

I know, like stamp collector has yeah. I don't remember what it is but coin collector's got to be like a I don't know. If only there was a way for us to find out with these devices we have in our hands. He's really into a coin collecting. Because he sucks and he's boring. And he calls her sexy for unjamming a printer which I think is just weird. He's a man of the mind so when when he sees someone of mechanical means, he gets all horned out. Gets a fucking boner. Yeah. Yeah. He's having a personal conversation at work on speakerphone, even though he's only been there a week, which I think is a very bad look. And luckily though, his partner is there to overhear this conversation with this disrespectful

ass mother. Right, this conversation about her. Yeah. That she's just not good enough. And mom has another lady all lined up for him. that's the other lady to know. Right. She's got certain expectations for her son.

Is this what the rich people are like? All the time. That's why I had to break up to to to break to break to break to break to break to break to break to break to break to break to to break to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the thoomk, thoomathea. thoomathea. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' th with is what they're like all the time. That's good to know. Yeah, that's why I had to break up with all my rich friends. I mean, I have certain expectations of you, and that's not having any rich friends. It's true. It's true. Yeah.

Like about the time I was talk who the fuck do you know that's a millionaire? So we go back to work, stew's a dick? He definitely did not say no Mayo, which is the joke here. Not the joke, the the sticking point. But he and the boss look at each other like, women, am I right? And I just thought like, why do you want this job? Why do you want this job? Why do you want this job? Is it just so you can like move up in the world, which is a bit of a bummer? Social climber. Yeah. I mean, she has no other personality. No, she doesn't. Should we see nothing else of her?

Yeah. Yeah. She's not like at home, like collecting coins, their tho tolli. knit a hat. Put a puzzle together. Seriously, watch a British crime drama. Read philosophy books and then annoy your partner with the things that you learn in them. Don't do that actually that's a great way to break up. Oh, whoops. Note to self. See, we're full of good advice on this show. Some for us, some for you. Yeah. See, we're full of good advice on this show.

Some for us, some for you. Yeah. So she sees Stu also greasing the wheels. He's like, hey, I've got these tickets for sports ball game. Would you like to go to a sports ball and sit in the sports boss action? That's why I've been out that says they bring the hot dogs right to you. Because that's what to her because she needs help? Babushka lady with a rough cough. Wait Octavia Spencer was in this? Yeah

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them for sure. They've definitely liked better than like the Andrew Garfields.'s, but not as much of the Tom Holland Spider-Man. Wait, are these the Toby McGuire Spiderman? Yes. Okay, so I did see a Spiderman with Toby McGuire and Kristen Dunst. Yeah, and Kristen Dunst. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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if I just kick this old woman out on the street. Yes, she's had two extensions already. And so she goes, what is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, thea, thea, thea, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, thauu., thau. says what should we do and he has told her this morning that she needs to make the tough decisions. And then he says if you kick her out she forfeits on her loan and we make a bunch of extra money. Yep and I was like oh that's disgusting. Oh that's banking. This isn't going to get you the ass-man job if you help her. No. So what she do? Well, it's a tough decision and Stu is a dick, so she kicks her out of her house.

Mm-hmm. And I also just don't think she's cut out for the world of banking. No. I think she should try to socially climb in a different, she should should be like, th and, maybe you're kind of acting. Yeah, she's very cute. She's got to look for it. Look for it. Yeah, like, yeah, get into the non-profit world. That's gonna be better for you.

There's a food bank out there that needs like a social coordinator. Yeah, totally. You know where you make the big money. So this woman gets down on her knees and is doing this whole like, I never beg, but I beg you. And then she shames Mrs. Gannouche. By turning away when Mrs. Gannouche grabs her? And calling in the security men. I mean, you really can't just grab people in public though. I feel like she kind of shamed herself.

She did overstep her mouth. Yeah, you cannot just grab people in public though. I feel like she kind of shamed herself. She did overstep her mouth. Yeah, you cannot just grab people. And also murdering her maybe at overstepped as well or attempting to murder her. Yeah, I think that's a big, that's a big, it's a big reaction. No one's the good guy in this movie. No one's a good guy in this movie. No. Not even just along. No, who I think is meant to be and you're just like nah I refuse. Make them a walrus already. Oh God, God Willie, I'll never see that movie again. I mean I think you can have you have the power there, you have the control. Do I? Yes. Um. What would Nietzsche say about having control? I don't read Nietzsche? I was reading this philosopher that I heard about

yesterday when I was reading about the death of another philosopher. Great. And they, he, there was a quote for him that was like, your cell phone is the digital panapticon. And I was like, fuck I need to read this dude because that's an amazing sentence. Yeah, it is pretty good. Yeah, so I started reading him. And then I'm reading. Now you're telling me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, this, this, thi, thi, this. I, this. I, this. I, this. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I, this. I, this. I, this. I, this. I, this. I, this. I, this. I, this. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. this, this, this, this, this, amazing sentence. Yeah, it is pretty good. Yeah, so I started reading him and then I'm reading. Now you're telling me about the things you read in a philosophy, okay, see this is how we break up. I'm an old man. No, I know. No, I know.

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I was like, Alan cutting down some fucking trees? What are you doing? You know, gnome Corps. So Mrs. Gannouche gets tossed. She does. And the manager is like, you know what? You're at the top of the list now because you were a shithead. Because you ruined that woman. You've ruined her. And we've seen that Mrs. Gannush is driving like a 1970s giant pimpobile. So when she goes out to the parking garage, which we did not know existed prior to this, and it's dark Because she would love to work at night just carrying home not just the files, but also like her desk drawer organizer with like pens and tape and a stapler because she's got to work overnight stop stop at staples. Stop at Staples. Half these things at home. And it's like 2009. this movie presupposes that it's the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th th th. thi. She thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thi. thi. thi. thi Yes. Take the laptop home. This movie presupposes that it's the 1980s. The last time San Marami saw the inside of an office. Yeah, there you go. But we see Mrs. Gannouche's car is parked in the parking garage. Yeah, and it's bum-bum-ba. Yeah, you're right, because we saw Mrs.

Ganush's car earlier in the parking lot, right? Out front, the surface lot? There's no reason this tiny ass bank would have a parking garage connected to it in any way, shape, or fore. You're very right. Where's Octavia Spencer going to park, I guess? We see the hanky is now floating in the parking lot, like yeah, yeah. God. These are the movies that we were supposed to aspire to as youths. You're right. That sucks.

I guess I wasn't a youth when that movie came home. Oh, I sure was. I was like 15, yeah. Uh, this is what love looks like. Oh God. What's Thora Birch up to these days? I don't know. Last time I saw her, she was in a lifetime movie about like a pregnancy pact. No.

Where like high school girls all got pregnant together. She took a Christian turn at some point? Probably. Yeah. So the floating hanky lands on the windshield and then Mrs. Gannouche is mysteriously in the backseat of the car. Grabbing her hair and shit. What the fuck Gannouche? Gnush loves to pull out chunks of hair. What is Christine is Allison Lohmann? Yeah. Does not have the thickest hair to begin with? And Mrs. Gannush takes like half of it throughout the the making of this film. She takes like half of it and in a way that there should be blood. Yeah, like in scalping her. She's like ripping

out scalp when she's doing that but that's not happening. No which is weird because Sam Ramey loves gross shit. Yeah including stapling an old woman in her eyes. Yeah, right in the weird eye. Right in the weird eye. And then she like shoves Allison Lohman into the dashboard and is like gumming her, which is very funny and very good. Right, after she crashes the car and sends a lady into the front seat,

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No, okay, well? The trot. Pretty good. Like down the mouth and yeah, it's pretty gross. And then kicks her out of the car. And screams I beat you, you old bitch. Did you? Maybe get your cell phone out. You know, like maybe call someone. What's a cell phone in 2009? What is that? We had cell phones back then? And then Canoes, she's got a the b-oomp-o to to to to to to. to. to. their. to. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the had cell phones back then. And then Canoes steals her button. Yeah. And curses the button. And she's got a brick, too, which I was like, where'd you get that brick? Where'd you get the, you're in a parking garage? The parking garage.

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Did it end in like, and here's a picture of a tick, a bad bachelorette party. All the terra cards were actually just like, you know, the Joker or whatever, but he had a just like a giant shlong. It was the poker. Perfect. The hanging dong instead of the hanged man. Very good. Oh my God, I should invent this. Justin Gray, will you do the art? I'll share in the proceeds. Justin Gray, let me dicks you want to troll. I can just use one and then like Photoshop. Yeah, I think he can make it work. This is a probably you and him conversation. Yeah, I'll get with him off line. Copyright, copyright. Copyright. The the co. The the cock. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the cock. I the cock. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I should. I should. I should. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah, I'll get with him offline. Copyright, copyright, copyright. The cock tarot deck.

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That sounds like a nightmare. Yeah. After my bachelorette party, I woke up on my couch very, very hungover and to the sound of something clicking around and it was just Glen knocking a pink plastic penis into the baseboards of the walls, just batting it all over the house. It's like a dystopstop stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was, it was, it was, it was like the the the the the the the the the the the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the under the under th. th. th. th. th. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. thea. the. the. the. the the the the. You the the the eboards of the walls, just batting it all over the house. It's like a dystopian nightmare. It was. It was. It was.

So in this meeting, Justin Long can't stop talking about Young because he just cannot, he loves his work so much. Talk to your philosophy bullshit. Yep, it's going really well. Then they get a Young versus Freud off? Yes. And then the tarot card reader, what's his name again? Ramjoss. Romjoss looks at her and says, did you play with a weeged board or consort with those who practice the black arts? And Justin Long's like, hey, take it easy man. Like, he called her a name? Or like, was getting aggressive with her?

He was not. My girlfriend's not 15. Why would you do those things? She would never consort with those who practice the dark arts. And then he guesses about the button. The button being missing. He sure does. And Justin Long's like, yeah, you can see it.

It's not there anymore. Right. It's just some magician tricks, huh? And then the wind picks up. And he sees the old woman's face in some fire or something. I don't know. It doesn't matter. And he's like, hmm, you're cursed. Yeah, you cursed. So they go back to her house and we see her little baby kitty. Yeah. Okay, we're meant to believe that she loves this cat very much. That she's a good human being. She does not name the cat. The cat's name is Kitty. Yeah. Come on.

Yeah, fuck you. It's because she has no soul. Yes. She is just an empty vessel. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. Like, how much character Bruce Campbell is given as Ash and the Evil Dead movie? Totally. Why couldn't you bestow the same upon this woman? And if you want us to like the cat, if you want us to care what happens to the cat, I

feel like it needs a name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And also don't put a cat on a table because then cats can think they can be on the table. Well, you can't train cats so they can always go wherever they want. That's not entirely true. That's what I've been telling myself for years. Yeah, well, your cats are ill-mannered. My one cat eats on the kitchen table. So the dogs won't steal their food. We also see that she finds a photo of her th used to be a bit chonky and we're supposed to infer something from that?

I guess that she's shallow now that she's thin or like what is all of that? So she was, she was chunky. Yeah. And she was like, a four-h girl. A four-h girl. Which is why she was doing the elocution, get rid of her accent. In that photo, she's like 29 years old. Was she doing 4-H at age 29? They like grown up to it? She was like 15.

No, she was not. It was a photo of her. She was the pork queen. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't understand what her weight has to do with this, because later in the movie... Oh, fat people are gross. Yeah, that doesn't seem like a Sam Ramey kind of vibe, though.

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It doesn't, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't feel like something he would do. Right. Which is, it just, it hit me weird. the only other time is. his daughter or granddaughter or whatever who's like you used to be fat didn't you? She's like, oh! Like what? Yeah and then I made some life changes that I'm happy with. What the fuck? That's not a diss? I don't know if it's meant to just show that she's climbing? Like, yeah. But like, I don't know. It's a weird choice. It's a weird choice. Yeah. Again, I feel like character development was second fiddle to gross out. To gross out, I guess.

Although this movie isn't as gross as you would think it would be for being a gross out movie. Especially an unrated version of a gross out movie. Yeah. I was disappointed at the gross out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I was actually disappointed the whole thing. I know people like this movie. I was like, same girl. Yeah. And not the first time that I've seen this movie, nor the first time that I've been disappointed about this movie. But we'll get to that in the ratings phase. Stick around or don't. You already know what it's going to be. So the Pork Queen's at home.

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salty and greasy and like just it's like mmm this little mm-mm it's like it's it's triggering in the best way when you eat it. Yeah, it really is. I know so many people that have broken for pepperoni pizza. Salami for me. Yeah, salami. My cousin Brad and I were like secretly eating salami when we were supposed to be vegetarian. Then we both just gave up. The most fucking Italian thing you've ever done. Yeah. We're a secret salami. So she, I guess she fucks Justin Long after this whole terrible experience.

I think I'd be like, no don't touch me. Yeah, because we have to go through 25 to 30 minutes of creaking. Yeah. There's so much creaking going, like the gate's creaking, the house is creaking, the wind is creaking, my butt's creaking, and the creaking, creaking, and then she calls Justin Long over. Yeah. Yeah. And she's been physically battered this evening.

So yeah, so they're going to get their swerve on. Sure. That's what you do when Justin Long comes over. And then they fall asleep and there's like a goat head shadow, which is not nearly as scary as you'd like it to be. No. And she sleeps in like a collared sweater with buttons. Is that what the Nouveau Rish do? What if a yacht party suddenly breaks out while I'm sleeping? Fock.

So there's a fly. There's a fly. I don't like to think about bugs on my face while I'm sleeping. So there's a fly in the house. I don't like to think about bugs on my face while I'm sleeping. You know it happens. I know it happens, but I hate it because I'm also a mouth breather when I sleep during your lifetime. That's not true.

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be grosser to wake up to. Up your nose. No, Justin Long or the old lady. Because she like sort of wakes up to an old lady barfing bugs on her face. Yeah. Yeah. Which I remember being much grosser than it is. It's not gross. It's not like, I mean, we're desensitized. Maybe regular people would find it gross. It's not answering the maggot phone. That's it though isn't it? That's the gold standard where a person vomits on camera and wasn't supposed to. Or also in that movie when that one woman vomits up her own intestines. I liked that a lot. So good. So good. Thank you

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He like, baby baby, I hate that. Yeah, not a baby. She's a grown-ass woman. Grownass woman. She's got her own place. She's got a little fly buzzing in her tummy. She's got her own really nice place. Yes.

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And then I thought, do they know that she was attacked in the parking garage last night? Because it seems like she should have the day off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But she can't have the loans. Right. And then she gets a nosebleed. Yeah, all over everyone. And her boss yells, what is with you? Which reminded me if that scene in Hell House where the dude barfs and the other dude just goes, what is your problem? The worst reaction? What the fuck is wrong with

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She gets thrown around. Yeah. And Justin Lunk comes over while she's burying the fucking cat, which I appreciate it. But we do see the corpse of the cat having dirt thrown on it. Yeah. I'm like, oh, buddy. Get a pigeon. I have no qualms about sacrificing a pigeon. Why? They're kind of pests. They're kind of cool too, though. Yeah, but I'm gonna sacrifice one of them before I'm gonna sacrifice. Sure. Glen. tho. the thi. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I I th. I toge. I toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. Oh, th. Oh, th. I. Oh, th. I'm going to sacrifice, sure. Glenn, maybe not so much Enzo. Enzo, we named it, but he knows what he is. He knows what he is. He's the sacrificial cat. So he's coming to pick her up for dinner with his parents.

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You're millionaire circles. Um, like, here's the question for Christine. Yeah. Do you want to spend every holiday with this family? No, you do not. Do you want to like have a child have to grow up with this? No, you do not. And you obviously don't have the mental mental mental to convince Justin long to leave his family.

Or just, yeah, just that it's, yeah, exactly. You don't need their approval or whatever. Yeah. She sucks. Uh, so like, mom's like, uh, mom's like, uh, mom's like, uh, mom's an alcoholic. So like, uh, mom's like, uh, to her mother much. Yeah. And she's like, well, my mom's an alcoholic. And she's like, oh, we do not tolerate alcoholics. What?

I love you now. Yeah, she's winning them over by shitting on her own family of origin. So I guess that works. And then I have a note that says hell yeah. Turkey Hill ice cream in one scene. And then she's eating a the the the the the the thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tolark-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a to toola toola toola toola toola toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa tola tola tola tola tola tola-s. tola-s. toler-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-s. tol Because she's eating Turkey Hill ice cream in one scene. And then she's eating a Clark bar in another scene, which is also a Pennsylvania original. Yeah.

Where's Sam Remy from? Not Pennsylvania. I don't think. I wish they were eating peanut cheese. Wow, he's only 64. He looks so much tired than that. Same. Yeah, fair enough. So the cake is served and Christine starts hearing things so the blood offering did not work. Right. And then she sees the old lady's eyeball in her cake.

Mm-hmm. So she stabs her cake with her fork and blood and pus come out of it. Just chill, dude. Excuse yourself to the restroom. And then she chokes and spits out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out yourself to the restroom. And then she chokes and spits out a fly. Yeah. She freaks out and goes to see the psychic again and yells, I killed that little kitty! Which is supposed to make us feel something. And he's like, look I know a woman can do it. She's not cheap. You're gonna need 10 grand. 10 grand. By t You're gonna need 10 grand. By tomorrow. And she just packs up her flute into a trunk.

She's gonna go sell all their stuff and she makes $3,800. Right. And I was like, yeah, I feel that. Yeah. For sure, having nothing of value. Yeah. So I have, she pawns her money and then the next zone is Gannouche fists her mouth? Yeah, there's like a jump scare where I think she's in like her garage or something because she has a detached garage at this home. Because she's so poor. And it's full of stuff too that she could potentially sell. Maybe't know maybe we maybe we're just Pittsburghers you know me we just don't

understand what it is and there's like a bad jump scare of Mrs. Gannouche being there with her and then she just puts her whole ass arm into her oh that's right and then she drops the anvil on her head like a bug's bunny cartoon why was there an anvil hanging from a rope in her garage? You don't have one of those? You don't have a ro- I don't have an anvil because I don't do much smithing. Well, you're getting up in here. She might want to pick up a new hobby like smithing. It's true. I mean maybe we sold her short. Maybe she's a blacksmith an envelope up to the ceiling. Who tied the rope? Who did this? Who did this? But yes, she smushes her with an an anvil. Yeah, which is just her eyes pop out all over her face though, which I liked. Yeah, yeah, it's a good time. I mean the effects are great. There's just not enough of them on some level. I actually don't think they're, I mean maybe for 2008, 2009, they're great, but I just didn't really enjoy this, them at all. Okay, okay. I mean there's like

bits where you're like, huh, that's pretty good. Yeah. And that's it, that's as far as I got. So when she finds out she's only eating $800 and she gets the tub of Turkey hill and she said they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating they're eating that's supposed to be like she's reverting to be a fat girl, right? Yes, because what's his face comes in and says, uh, I thought you were lactose intolerant. Yeah. And she was like, I am, but I'm eating it anyway. Which means she's either gonna poop and fart a whole bunch, or she was lying about being lactose intolerant so she wouldn't have to eat ice cream. Yeah, either of which I don't like. Yeah, but I do like, I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna shit myself, I'm so sad.

Yeah. And so he reveals that he has paid the $10,000. He has. Why would he suddenly have a character arc? We're in act three, right? I promised myself when I fell in love that I would take care of you. Yes, and she's like, you remember the night you fell in love with me? And he's like, I remember the moment. And then it fades to black.

And I thought, what? Like, it's a TV movie? So she's, he drives her to her own exorcism, or whatever. And she's wearing like a business dress and tietietietietietietietieties ties ties ties ties to toe toe toe toe toe to her to her own exorcism or whatever. Yeah. And she's wearing like a business dress and tights and heels like if I'm going to my own exorcism you better believe I'm wearing like joggers or at the very least leggings. Okay. I want to be comfortable for my exorcism. Well, I mean, she's looking at it as a business transaction. I guess so she did pay a lot of money for it. And. And also he, she, he drops her off in the driveway and then you see him just back out and drive away like where, he's not gonna wait? Like is he just gonna go do some mini-putt or like? Just go park on the street.

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Yeah, strong cop vibes. I'm just sliding bowls of oatmeal over to you. Being like you gotta take care of your insides. Yeah, watch out for the diabetes. Yeah. So the lady is going to force the Lamiya into the goat. I was like, ah, the Pope's exorcist, you stole this! Then Milos is going to chop the goat's head off. And then Milos rules. Yeah. Well,

technically, this is a bit like Bible thing with the funny the demons over the pigs and... I know. And we see there's a bunch of spirits in the house who are like, hey, did you come here for me? Were you looking for me? Yes. And Romjus also speaks Spanish so that he can translate, which I was like, he's really the best person in this movie. Where's his movie? Also, like, the goat is being dragged in. He like does not want to be there, but then they just set the the goat up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up the goat the goat the goat the goat to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tran., tra. tra. tra. tra. tra. tra. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to's smiling. He like looks happy to be there. I'm just glad to be involved. Yeah, I love goats. They're so cute.

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I loved those. Yeah, I feel like in retrospect I sold that movie short and I should go back and re-watch. Should it it. Should it. Should it. Should it. Should it. Should the return the return the return. Should it. Should it. Should it. Should the return the return the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the the th. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the th. th. the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. thea. the. I's the. I's the and re-watch it. Should we have a return of the Living Dead but for 13 ghosts? Oh man, I'm not sure that I can. Wait, was Monk in that? Dr. Shaloo? Thank you very much. And Matthew Lillard. Oh my god, yeah. All right, maybe I'll go back. At some point we're just going to redo our entire catalog. I mean, we're going to have to. Watch out without warning. We're coming for you. I'm not watching that again.

Fucking McDonald land characters throwing alien spaceships around. I can't do it. Why did we do that for the second episode? Yeah, man, I don't know. Weird. So this feels very evil dead when this woman is possessed. Absolutely. She's got cool teeth. Yeah, and there's like chattering and evil dead shit happening. And I even know if this is he's dancing? Who was dancing?

I don't remember who was dancing. Oh, um, Melos, he does like a marionette dance because he gets possessed. Oh, that's right, that's right. Because he misses with the axe when he goes to kill the goat, yeah. Now he's the bad guy. And then he pukes her dead cat. Yes, he does. Which was a bummer.

Yeah. And he says dirty pork queen. It's like everyone in this movie has to barfunf on to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to the to to to to to the to to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. tooooo. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. too. too. too. the the the the the this movie has to barf on Christine at least once. Yeah. It did her contract. Yeah. I need to be put on. Uh, so Sean Sandina, which is like it's the old lady's name, or the medium's name. If you say. She dies. Yeah, yeah, 10K for that.

She'll like, why don't you even bother making the charge, you know? Do we get a refund? Yeah. And then they close her eyes, which I know you love it when people close the eyes of the dead. Yeah. And so Christine walks out, because she's the dumbest person on the planet. Dubbed a bag of stints. She's like, wow.

She defeated it on the last day day her life. What a coincidence. Like, no, you fucking idiot. It killed her, you fucking moron. Did you really not see the correlation there? Correlation is not causality, can you? No, you're right. And Romdoss is like, nope. He's like, you know what, I'm not into you anymore. I thought this could happen, but uh, you're dumb as a bag of hammers. I gotta go. Just a wet hair.

So she has to, he figures out that she has to gift the button. Why didn't he figure that out from the beginning? I did. And I'm not good at this stuff. And also, like, my dude, don't put your DNA on that envelope. He's all licking it. So she has to give the button to somebody else and it has to be accepted as a gift. Who? Who would you choose if you had to give a gift to someone for them to burn in hell for all eternity? I would hope that I would not try to kick an old woman out of her house just to avoid

having to make this decision. Fair, but let's say you did. Okay. Damning someone's soul to all eternity? Yeah. That's... I pick Wendy Bell. My buddy from when I saw her at Trader Joe's? I would have walked up to her with that goddamn button. Oh, she was at the Trader Joe's.

I feel like she shouldn't be allowed a Trader Joe's. Wendy Bell, for those of you, for those of you who aren't in Pittsburgh which is almost all of you is a former local TV personality who turned out to be like a right-wing nut job. She wants to be a lady Tucker Carlson. Yes so I would and I think I know where she lives so I think would just go over to her house and give it to her. Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carl but you have you have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to the to the to to the to the to to the to to the to to the to to to to tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. trade-s. trade-s. trade-s. trade-s. trade-s. trade-s. tre. get an anywhere money to get it. I don't think you're a proud boy. I have to make the most choice sartorial decisions to not look like one of those assholes. It's true. I feel like they've really fucked up big beards for all of us who were into big beards. Because now it's like is he a cool guy or is he a Nazi? Yeah. It does sucks. Yeah. It does sucks. And I'm I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm not. I'm not giving this thing up. I look like shit without it. I mean, I don't think, I know, why should you change your name? He's the one who sucks, a la Michael Bolton.

Yeah, I just referenced office space here on our. Okay. You're a cool dude with a cool tude. So yeah, she's got to give away the button. Yeah. So she called Stu. to give the button the button the button. the button. thu, thu, thu, thu, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to too, to to to to to too, too, tho, tho, tho, tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, to to to th. Yeah, to to th. Yeah, to th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, tha. Yeah, tha' to to to to tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a' thi thi thi. thi. to give away the button. Yeah, mm-hmm. So she called stew, her work nemesis. Right. She's going to give the button to stew. Wait, first she and Justin Long are in the car. Yeah.

And he almost hits an old man. Uh-huh. Who starts yelling at him? And they're like, oh my god, say you're going to help. Yes. And these two just have no chemistry. She and Justin Long. No. No. No. It's just two empty cans banging off each other. Yeah. But she drops all of her papers including an envelope. Yeah. And then she finds the envelope. Yeah. Just left her papers all over his car. Okay. So she's going to give the button to stew. Yeah. She calls stew in to the diner. Yeah. And he's like, I'm so sorry though for what I did. I was such a sure. Oh, because he took the McPherson file. Yeah, and took it doesn't make any, it's not a great career move for him either

way. Very stupid. Very stupid. Can't spell stupid without stew. It's true. Yep. So, she can't do it because. She can't do it because he's remorse. Right, she sure does. And we saw what that lady was confident of that. That's gross.

It was gross. And it has her face on it when it's attacking her. And it looks shitty. It just looks shitty. It does. It does. Yeah. So what's her next choice?

What's she going to do here? How is she going to do this? What's her move? Sylvia Gannouche. She's gonna dig her up. I do not believe that this woman can dig a grave. No, I don't think I could either. No, no, I put in some pavers last summer and just to dig out the area for those, yeah, my back hurt, my hands hurt. I would give up and just go give it to stew. Go back to him. So she digs up Gannush's grave. Yeah. Opens this cask. It's pouring down rain.

Oh, it's storming. Because it rains a lot in LA, right? Yeah, very stormy area. They flood a lot, don't they? So it's, it's filling up the grave that she's just dug. Yeah. And she grabs Gannush's hand, she's like, I give you this thing. This is a present for you. You old lady, I beat you bitch. Yep. Which she also pulls out more of her hair in the scene. More for fucking hair. Yeah. And the grave marker, the headstone falls onto her and it's her in the head and knocks her out.

Yeah, it's great. And then she gets out and like, when that hole's filling up, I was just like, yeah, just wait. Just wait, yeah, you'll be able to climb out like it's a swimming pool. Dumb, dummy. So she does get out. She emerges from the grave mud water. And the sun's coming up. Yeah. And she's like, yeah. I've won. I've won. I'm going to go home and to the train station where she's meeting Justin Long at 730 in the morning,

which seems very early. And she gets a call that she's got the job. Yes, because Stu confessed to having stolen the McPherson file. After he tried to pin it on her for us. Right. You know what? I love that Stu was still looking out for Stu. God bless me. He says in that conversation. conversation he's like, what if my dad finds out? Like dude you're 40. What?

So this is our protagonist that we are supposed to think is a good person. Yeah. She's in the train station. And there's a woman setting up a display window. Yes, in a clothing store. In the in the trans station. And she's like, hey, I want to buy that coat. And she's like, hey, I want to buy that coat. And that coat. And that coat. And that coat. And that coat, and that, and that, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And, and th. And, and th. And, that. And, threat. And, that's, that, that's, that. And, th. And, that. And, that. And, that. And, that. And, that, that. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And th. And th. And, th. And, th. And, that's, that's, that's, th. And, th. And, th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. I'm sorry we're not open. She's like, but I really want the coat. I want to buy that coat. Yeah, that's shitty. You're a monster, you're a Karen. That's what being a Karen is. Yes.

So she makes her open she buys the coat. She goes out and meets Justin Long on the new coat. You never stop believing in me, thank you for that. Shut up. He's got a ring for her, he's going to ask her to marry him. He, she tells him that she could have saved Mrs. Gannush's house and chose not to. And he's like, I still love you even though you're an asshole and a monster. I understand social climbing, of course I do. You piece of shit. Yeah. And he's like, hey by the way, I think you might you might you might th you might th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the' the' thi thi. the' the' the tho tho thus. that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. theee. thee, hey, by the way, I think you might have my quarter, because here's your button. Then what happens?

And then she falls on the trade tracks. Yeah. And then a train's coming. Yeah. But she doesn't get hit by the train. No, she doesn't. Because she gets dragged to hell. He sees this, but no one else does. No. And he's he's he's he's he's he's he's s he's he's he's he's he's he's s he's he's he's he's he's he's he's s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s' is s' is he's he's he's he's he's he's th. thi. thi. he's he's thi. hea. hea. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to theee. the. the. the. the. th't get to her because the train's passing over she's being drug to hell Well, she shouldn't have been such a bitch The moral of this movie don't be such a bitch. Just don't be a piece of shit. Don't be a bit. Is that too much to ask for anybody? And I don't know if he was setting out to make a movie where no one was good It maybe seems that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah, I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's too too too to to to to to to that that that that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th? th? th? I th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi to to to to to to to the. to the. the. the. to to to like a child stealing something is kind of normal, you know that child who gets drugged to hell at the beginning, so I really don't get it. I mean it's not a good thing that's when you take your kid back and have them give, you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't get the morality of this movie is. It's a little loose-k kiss. It's a movie. It's a movie. It's a movie. It's the movie. It's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, I, I, I, I, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th, I'm t t t t t tote, t totally, t totally, t totally, t t totally, t totally, totally, totally, the, the, the, the, the morality of this movie is. It's a little loose-coose. It's a whole movie to get an old lady's mouth over someone's chin.

Yeah, totally. Katie. Alan. What is your rating of Drag Meita Hill? Drag B to 5. 5. Wow. Yeah, it's real middle of the road for me. Higher than I want to thought. Yeah. I mean, the rating is trash. We all know. I honestly didn't even really think about it. I just said five. Yeah, I'm gonna give it a strong four. Great. Yeah, I thought,

like, I was not impressed with this movie, the first time I saw it, and again, not impressed by it. And people really like it. Like, this movie has, I think, a 92% on hot tomatoes. I just don't see it. I can see being 12 at a sleepover seeing this movie and it would hit just right. Yeah. Because you're not thinking about it. You're not thinking you don't want. You make one little mistake and then everything is, no, you didn't make one little mistake. acted like a dumb bitch. You're a piece of shit. You're acting like a piece of shit. Yeah. Katie. Katie. Wait, Bonnie Arons is in this movie. She's second build. What the hell is going on here? I told you. Yeah. But I couldn't find out what

character. She says, it says, mother at death. Oh, maybe she's at the funeral. Maybe she's one of the Roma. Yeah. Whatever. She's only second build on the Google search. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't mean in the movie. That's why I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho. tho thoan that. the the thaton. thin. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. th. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. th. Bonnie. B. th. th. B. th. th. th. B. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thin. thi. the. the. thi. theea. thea. thea. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. B. yeah, yeah, I didn't mean in the movie. I didn't mean in the movie. That's why I thought the movie was lying to me. Yeah, it might be. Who can say? Can I read you an email we got? Sure. You guys are so funny.

Oh, thank you all. For talking shit on me undies and then immediately doing an ad for the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their. Yeah, we're hypocrites. I was cackling. I forgot we did that. We didn't know we were doing me undies copy because we recorded that the day after we recorded our episode. That was a little awkward, yeah. I can't even think about it, because whatever I say in this episode will immediately be gone from my brain. Oh yeah, when I walk out of this attic, none of this hapah.

We just hanged. Who th. I. I. this happened. We just hung. We just hung. Who's this big sandal looking guy behind me? No, that's not what I mean. They've also been going through some stuff and we helped them by being funny through what they've been going through. Oh, I'm sorry you're going through some stuff and I hope that you're finding a way through it. And they say hope you all are well, Malka. Malka. Malk. Anda! I hope you're okay, I know, Malka. Yeah. Yeah, we had drinks together in Minnesota. You did. And the same age as Malka's mom, by the way.

Oh my god. Yeah. So I'm Malka's grandfather. Right, because you're my dad. I'm my own grandfather. That's right. Malka, we hope that everything is okay. Malka, thinking of you. And we are glad that these two dumb-dums being, fucking making dildo jokes was enough to help in some way.

I mean, we don't, why else would we do this? Right, we're just doing it to help people. I know, this is just really all for, for you. It's not because we love the sound of her own voices. It's 100% because I love the sound of my own voice. I really do. We cannot shut up. No, Malka, you're the best. I hope you're doing well. Yes. And thank you for writing in and Ramic of us or hypocris. See, we're social climbers when it comes to podcasting, though, aren't we? We're like, glomming those coattails. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, I'll kick it old lady out of her house to get on another game episode. Fantastic. Katie. Alan. the sound of her own voices. Shhh. Should we keep doing this? Should we keep doing this?

We're just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. No. No. No. Do you remember what movie I suggest we do next week? Oh yes, it's a new movie that everyone's talking about. knew that it had something to do with the devil. Yeah, yeah. And I knew that it also had a lot of words. And it's a fun throwback 70s movie for anyone who watched Carson as a kid. You'll enjoy it. I'm sorry, I fell asleep while you said that. It's a, I think it's going to be a good time. I think it's going to be a good episode for us. Great. There's demonic possessions and all sorts of fun stuff in it. So looking forward to it. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. And that's on Shutter. Yeah. And I think it's available other places as well. We got to coordinate our watching of it. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And. Got to have custody. to have custody nights with a shutter. the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to to t. t. to t. to t. to to to t. t. to to the t. the. to to to to to to to to to to be. to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tue. the. the. the the. the. the. the the. the. the the the the the the the the the the thea. the to. to. to. to. the shutter. Is shutter gonna be with mom or dad this week? I hate going over to mom's house. So come back for late night with the devil. Yeah. Tell us why we're wrong about drag me to hell. Ah, man, I'm gonna get some shit for this, aren't I? You never get the shit.

It's always me who gets the shit. I said enter the dragon was boring and I didn't get any shit. That's insane. If I had said that, people would be like, this stupid pitch. Well as an elder statesman, people look at me. It's true. They're like poor old grandpa over there in the corner dautoring away. I think they do.

I'm so old, I don't think people even hear me anymore. Katie does this podcast I think with a ghost I don't know what it is. My God what if this has all been in my imagination? Help. Yeah we love you guys. Yeah you guys are great. I hope you all are doing well. If you want to hear us talk about things like Enter the Dragon and hear Alan say it's boring, you can become a patron at patron at patron.com back-sosh-werelf ambulance. You can buy merch at T-Public, search for where-off ambulance, search for where-of-ambulance, I don't know, give it a gouge. Yeah, where-off ambulance at Gmail. If you want to get in touch? Yeah. Because we're not really on the social meets, so any messages on that stuff are probably going to get lost. Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, but it's for our own mental health. Yeah.

Except for Alan to tune in and say things about 420. Like to make a 420 tweet every year. Just remind them that we're here. I think it's funny that the one who doesn't smoke weed let's make sure there's a 420 twea. It's your national holiday. It's my national holiday. What I'm talking about? Let's wrap this up. Thanks for listening to another episode. Hi. Bye.

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