Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 476- Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

In this week's episode, we're visiting arguably one of the worst eras of horror with the 2003 crossover movie "Freddy vs. Jason." Special topics for your consideration include: a new patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, quibbling with a quippy villain, stupid characters being utterly unable to fly under the radar, Jason's regrets when he thinks about his past, and another absolutely lovely voicemail. My god, we've done so many of these movies. Friday the 13th: Episodes 32,117,141, 259, 277, and 449. A Nightmare on Elm Street: 4, 121, 242, 337, and 362. Knock yerselves out. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to nearly 50 episodes of our action movie podcast with a new one coming every month. Get in soon if you want to vote for the May movie because it's a Nic Cage month, babies! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

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WELAND! WTHONE! Okay, so E's that a hat tip to Dysniter Strangeland? Because I think they loved that line as much as you did. This movie, what this movie presupposes is that you could put that line in a film two times. Twice. Now here's another question I have. Do you think that when they were editing and they saw it the second time, they were like, fuck! Right after they went, there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the and they saw it the second time they were like, fuck! Right after they went, there's not a lot of Freddie versus Jason and this. Contrary to that, I think there's a lot of Freddy versus Jason. There's a lot of Jason works for Freddie, which I guess would not have been as good of a

title. No, Jason gets hired as an independent contractor that he really should have been a W2 employee based on his hours and wages. Listen, one thing that you find when you Google Freddy versus Jason is why, you know, it's like the other questions people ask. Sure. Why did Freddy and Jason fight? Oh God, if this has just been like Freddy fucks Jason. Yeah, consensually. Yeah. Jason's not real into sex. Jason looks like shit in this movie. This is the dukiest he's ever looked. And there's a movie where he straight up looks like duke. Yeah.

New York City? Yeah. Jason takes New York City Manhattan. Which is insane because this made the most money of any movie in the franchise. Oh I'm sure. Both franchises. This is the highest grossing film of all of them. It was an incredible box office success. Well it is peak time for bad horror movies. It's 2003. 2003. The Trace. Everything is trash. Yeah. We're going to war in Afghanistan in Iraq for no reason. Yeah. You know I was out there protesting. We stopped that goddamn war. Uh, shout out to everybody protesting right now. Yeah, you guys are gonna stop that goddamn war just like we did in the Middle East in our time.

If nothing else, you will also now learn how shitty fucking cops are. It's exactly what it is, yeah. There is a clip from me on like KDKA news, circa 2003, ta talking about police brutality, breaking up a protest. Aw. Yeah, my whole family saw they were pissed. Really? Yeah, my brother was like fighting in the war. And I was protesting the war. Oh, I'm sorry. I still feel is right. Did you not want a family member to die in a senseless war? Well, him? Wow, that might be the meanest thing I've ever said on the show. I'm not saying something, because I say a lot of mean things. Also teed you up for that. Yeah, you did, thank you. Hold on.

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got Matt Hopps. Yeah he's known as a jumper. So we meet Freddy in his basement but it's pre-burned Freddy. Yes I find it difficult to believe that a child killer and pedophile would have such nice teeth but what do I know? Robertting on looks great. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh wow. And that. And that. And that. And I that. that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that I that I that I that's I that's I that's I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the? Robert Ingoln looks great. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Oh wow, and that's another overlap with Strangeland. I didn't even think about that. Wait, what? A makeupless Robert Englund is in Strageland. He's leading the parents against Captain Duty or whatever the guy's name is. Captain Howdy and yes you're right. But in this scene he's giving us his inner monologue. It was the children that gave me my power. You fucking suck, Freddy. I hate that Frederick Kruger is like, you know what? I'm actually the never-ending story and if people stop believing in me, I seem to exist. Yes, you just have to say his name. What is he, Beyonce? Oh, you're right that this is just a twisted and ever-ending story.

Oh man, I love that movie so much when I was a kid. Me too, we should do it at our show. Oh yeah. It's kind of horrific. They drown that horse. Oh man, the nothing? When you really think about the nothing, it's really just like your middle-aged malaise, isn't it? I feel like the nothing has come for me too. I'm empty.

Oh, Bastion! Plus a banger of a theme. I'm the child like Empress myself. Oh yeah. Not in appearance just in like being a fucking baby about everything, being like, I don't wanna. I just remember her having like a very, like adorable, like pixie lisp the whole time. She looked like a cancer patient if I recall.

I haven't seen the movie since I was a child but I remember thinking oh she's sick. Well she's dying because they've stopped believing in fantasy. Right like Frederick Kruger. The kids are just playing Vigia games for something. Or like hanging out in old bookstores as this movie would be, but have you. We gotta talk about that movie in that movie's episode. So Frederick Kruger is reminiscing about how no one remembers him and how he used to be a good murderer. He killed dozens of children?

Like upwards of 24 children? Yeah. Okay, Frederick. And we're getting a lot of footage from the Dream Warriors? Yes, the first one and Dream Warriors and then all the bad ones. Yeah, well mostly part two. Mostly, what was that? My double axe? I just came out. It was a little Pittsburgh for you too, mostly. Mostly. Mostly. And then like a lot of just like that one dude from part two like staring at stuff and I was like, Fredie remind me what part, what happens in part.... the the the the the like the real like queer coded one with the kid who's like like he just he's turning into Freddy

throughout the movie did have we done it on this show yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah look we've done a lot of Freddy's it's true our fifth Freddie I think yeah yeah yeah no six because we've done one two three new nightmare and then the one with about the pregnant girl five I think that was five that's th yeah it it it it it it th th th th th th that's that's th th th th th that's th th th th th th that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th the the th. the th. It's like like like like like th. th. th. th. It's like like like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the done one, two, three. New Nightmare. New Nightmare, and then the one with about the pregnant girl. Yeah, five, I think. That was five, yeah. And this one? Yeah. That's too many Freddy's.

Too many Fretti's. After they killed me, I became something much, much worse. All right, Frederick. Or maybe they're only Friday the 13th fans, come on. I searched the bowels of hell for someone who will make them remember and then use a like a hockerm hockey mask. I went on LinkedIn in hell and found someone who would work for me. Indeed. Com, zip recruiter. So he goes to Jason, and Jason's like, I guess I'm not really doing anything right now? Like what has Jason been up to lately? At last time we saw him he was in fucking space.

Well there's that end, oh I can't, is it five that ends with him dragging the mask down? Or drag, uh, love with Freddy dragging Jason's mask down into hell. Maybe that's X. One of the movies ends with like Freddy, or Jason's mask on the ground and Freddy reaches up out of the ground. Frederick Kruger? Frederick Kruger. No, I have no memory of that. Genuinely no memory of that.

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With my foot because I don't bother to use my hands anymore. I noticed that you had been stretching too far so I'm that I that I that I that I th so th so th so that I th so th so th so th so that I th. move the table closer. That's fucking thoughtful. Everyone should have a friend like Alan. Oh you. I'm just a mirror reflecting your awesomeness back to you. Stop it. So the lady takes her tits out, calls for a man. He doesn't say anything and she goes, all right. Hop's in the water anyway. Hops in the water anyway. Focke you then. Exactly. I haven't known it just says A T-T-A-T-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T-T-F, tta-F, tta-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Ftta-Ftta-Ftta-Ftta-f-f-f-f-fffffff-ffffffff-f-f-ffff-ff-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ffffff I's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to-ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffew. I's to-few. I's-fews. I's-fews. I's-s. I'm to-s. I titties are beautiful. All titties are beautiful. Hers are perky. They're banana times. They're banana times. Night swimming for me is a no-go. Even in a lake. Night swimming in a body of water you're not familiar with, I feel like that's just a fish grabbing your butthole. Exactly. Yeah, you don't want that. Or a snapping turtle coming up and buttony on the butthole? No thank you. No, thank you. My my butthole is too precious. She keeps looking around being scared because there's Jason noises. Okay, okay, all right, because I kept thinking like what is it

that's scaring her because all I hear is the score but the score is the Jason noise so she's hearing? Wait, the victims hear the Jason. Oh, the victim's. the, the the the the the the victim's. the the victim's. the the the the the victim's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. th. their they. th. their th. their they. they. their their they. their their their their their their to be scared. Other than like, why am I naked in this lake by myself? I don't even seem to enjoy swimming. No, she doesn't. Like, she doesn't even want to be in there. So she gets out. Puts her shirt back on and buttons it up to just under her titties while wet. Oh, man. Oh, man. I have a note that says, this movie just has the genus aqua of the early 2000s.

Oh, it's got it stank all over it. Yeah, it's just like, oh man, this is just bad. This was a bad, like, period for horror movies. Nothing good came out in the early 2000s, or I would argue between 2000 and 2010, maybe. For 2020, right? Maybe, yeah, there's got to be some good stuff. Oh yeah, for sure. I'm just joshing with you. I'm not. No, really, the early 2000s were a bleak time. Fallow period for horror movies, like they just did not think that people, and they didn't think it mattered if you put a cogent story together to make a movie, or that it had to look good, or that it had to put things into slow-mo for no fucking reason. Yeah, it's not dope.

It doesn't look good. It's not a cool scene. I'm glad that the movie we just agreed to do next week is from 2002. Hell yeah! Maybe don't prove us wrong. That was by special request of you though. Yeah. You're excited about that one.

Yeah. Stick around to the end to find out what that movie is. You're not going to be excited, don't worry. So Jason kills the woman who swims in the lake and then she turns into his mom or something? Yeah, so he, she's backed up against a tree and he machetes her basically to and through the tree. Right. His hair looks worse than ever. The fact that he has a fucking Jason mullet, which you know is a scullet because there's no hair on top. Yeah. It's rough. It's a rough look for him.

It's a rough look. It's a rough look. It looks like a big Steely Dan fan. Yes, he does. Take that Steele Dan. My favorite quote from Steve Albini who passed away the other day, RIP, Steve Albini, is I'm the type of punk that still hates Steely Dan. How special of you? What a pick me? Chronicator.

Chronicator. No, that's fair. Yeah. So, and I appreciate that. So, I'll second his, don't worry, we retweeted it. Great. So yes, the woman that he stabs with the titties turns into like other camp counselors who are saying things like, we all deserve to be punished. Because what this movie presupposes is maybe you're not both listening and watching it. Or that Jason, so we find out that this is Jason's dream.

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The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Hey, ay. Hear my voice and live again, to which I wrote, oh for fuck sake. Is there such a thing as less tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thi thi thi thi thu thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, tho, tho, thoomooomooooomooooooooooomuuu thooooooooooooooooooom, to to to to to to the, to to which I wrote, oh for fuck sake. Is there such a thing as less than a first pass? Um, yeah, I don't know. Is there? Wrote it half asleep? I don't know. This movie was written in a fugue state. It really must have been, because it feels like someone, if you've ever accidentally

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Yeah, ditties. Yeah, ditties. I'm just dreaming about all them titties I killed. He's, you know, his life experience is very, very narrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, other than that trip to Manhattan and or to space. That's, I mean, that's true. I have been to Manhattan. I've not been to space. Yeah, how dare you call his life experience? No, you're right. Can I probably tell you tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. th. tell. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. that that's th. that's th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the the thi. the thi. thi. tell you something? I'll probably never go to space. God, I hope not. For me anyway, if that's a dream for you, please enjoy, but I have no desire to leave this earth. So we get a Mary Fuck Kill of the three Stooges,

which I think is very funny, and it's being delivered by patron saint, thrown, thr love her and everything we've seen her in. Yeah. She comes on and you're like, oh yeah. She's great in, I was watching this I was reminded how good she is in Hannibal. The television program, Hannibal. Wait, who was she in Hannibal? She's the sister of the one brother and like the later seasons.

I feel like I checked out right around the time maybe she started. Yeah, and she's dressed in like beautiful like Victorian looking gowns and stuff. Yes, okay, I remember her. Yeah, she looks super dope. I mean, she's great. She's like, God, fucking insanely beautiful. She's a beautiful woman. Yeah. In this movie, she plays Gibb.

Like a tombly. Who says things And I thought, fuck, are you me? Are you me? I love that like, when I did like, I paused it at this point. And Amazon will show you who's in the movie. And it's like, Kelly Roland. I know, fucking Kelly Rollin.

Catherine Isabel. And then some new metal song. It th, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, th. th. th. th. thus, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm th. th. th. th. th. that, I that, I that, I tho, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that, I that, I that, I that, I that that that that tho thoo tho tho tho tho tho that that that that that that that thelling me who the other white girl was in the scene. Which is funny because Monica Kina was like a few years earlier really being pushed by teen magazines as like the next big thing. I can see that. But she never was as far as I can tell. She was reminding me of the woman who starred in Chasing Amy. Joey and Lauren Adams. Yeah, she was gonna me like that kind of vibe a little bit. Yeah, she's got to have a baby voice. Yeah, maybe like a little Renee Zell-Wigger-ish thing, I can see. You could have a baby.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Kelly, fucking Roland. Yeah, Kelly, fucking Roland. I was literally talking about her earlier that day, not knowing she was in this movie because Rob didn't remember the Dilemma video where she's texting Nelly on an Excel spreadsheet. You know what I'm talking about? I do not. In the video for Dilema she semax, she sends an angry text message to Nelly on her like T-Mobile sidekick too or whatever but it's literally just an Excel spreadsheet that she's writing across the cells in and like later Nelly was thi like pretty recently and he was like yeah you know that was just the new

technology of the time no Nelly it was no one has ever sent a text message using Excel I mean if you're Nelly just try to bullshit your way out of every situation I think I think that's what you do off dilemma from the's what you do. Dilemma from the record Nellyville. Is Kelly Roland the one that fell down that the other two destiny's children just walk but there's like some live footage. I think it's the other one who's name. Michelle? Yes. So there's Beyonce Kelly and Michelle and then I'm not sure who this fourth one is that you refer to. There are only three Destiny's children. Yeah, there's definitely a fourth one at some point. I don't know. I know three Destiny's children.

And there's like stage, there's footage from them walking on to stage and one of them drops. The other two look at her, look at we have to look like we're still doing it. Exactly. So we, these ladies who it seems improbable that they'd be friends. None of them even really seem to like each other. And why would they? And they seem to be of like wildly disparaging ages as well. They're not though, because I thought the up and Monica Kena is like maybe two years older than Kelly Roland and

Catherine Isabel who are like the same age. Okay. Or maybe, well two of them are the same age and one is off by like two years. So close. Okay. But yeah, Kelly Roland has a today. told old face. She has always looked old. Well, Catherine Nisabel has a very round face, which gives her a very childlike appearance

as well. She's also wearing pigtails through a lot of this film, so who can say? Gibb. Gibb. That's her whole name, Gibb. So the lights are flickering while they're hanging out and there's a thunderstorm going on. And we see Jason is standing outside and watching these nerds show up with beers. She flicks a ciggin to Jason's face if I recall correctly.

And her boyfriend yells at her smoking and she goes their menthols. Like that makes it okay. Well it makes her breath not smell. 100% not true. Decidedly. Her boyfriend also, sucks. He sucks. And so does his friend. Yeah. Who Kelly Roland is pushing, Kelly Rolan's character is Kelly Roland. Yes, that's all she is in my notes.

And Lori is the one whose house they are at, who was the woman who name I did not know. Okay, Lori. So Kelly Roland is really pushing Lori to hook to hook to hook to hook to hook to hook to hook to hook to hook to hook to hook to hook to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. too. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to the the the th. the the th. the th. the. the. the. the. the. trooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tooooo. too Lori to hook up with this guy. Yeah. Why doesn't she just do it if she likes him so much? Yeah, yeah. And she says they're talking about how a guy disappeared on Lori ghosted her. Yeah, when she was 14. Well Kelly Roland says you were fucking 14 so get over it, which is fantastic. But they're supposed to be in high school so she's maybe 16? Yeah. Well, I guess she's 18 because they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. high school so she's baby 16? Yeah, well I guess she's 18 because we're told it's four years later, right? Oh right, right, right? Yeah. Although it took me a while to put it together that that was a guy they were talking about in the beginning because I forgot they were

talking about the guy in the beginning so Something weird is happening with his mouth. It's true. He doesn't look anything like his father. No, he really doesn't. Yeah, it's very strange. It is. Time to leave the convent, Lori. Get fucked, I guess? I guess. Yeah.

So, Lori has unrequited love. because her boyfriend just dipped and she has a dead mom. So she's like doubling up on shit for horror movies. Yes and nobody cares. No one's sad for her. No one's sad for her. I like the boy that she's supposed to hook up with is just like the great living room and it was a really great fungue. And I was like, man, glad people don't talk about that anymore. At least white people aren't talking about that incessantly anymore. It was 100% of 2003 thing for white people. And they like went to peer one imports and picked up a little pamphlet about it, you know? So dumb.

So dumb. Ayah, ay. We see Catherine and Isabel fucking her boyfriend, I guess. I was like, is this what sex is? I always feel that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that way that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to that's, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. they. they. they. they. they. they. to be. to be. they. to be. the they. the the th. th. I'm, th. I th. I'm, th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm, the the the the the the th. toooo. I. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I this what sex is? I always feel that way in movies when I'm like, that's not how I think it's usually goes. It was giving me Uncle Packer had vibes because he's like, fuck, fuck, yeah, fuck, yeah. Why, I hope men don't think they're supposed to do that. Yeah, I don't want to yell too much because don't call attention to it. What do you do? Nothing?

So yeah, I have enough that says we see folks having boring sex. Babe, you know I don't like to be touched after. Babe, he uses babe as an insult like so many people I know, I love it. Babe. Babe, I said no. Oh my God. That's how you could tell the fight starting. Oh my god. So she is like, she's like, fine, I'll go take a shower then. Yeah.

And we get this overhead boob shot and I'm like, I don't think those are her boobs. I think that's somebody else's booms. No, Catherine Isabel has very small titties. Yeah, these were were were the giant the giant the giant th were giant. Giant titties, yeah. Which you know there was a note from the studio that was like, oh, we're gonna need bigger ones? Yeah, these are not gonna cut it. Also, Lori is wearing the like pushiest of pushup bras I've ever seen, which is also very 2003, but like, you can see the outline of it, just like shoving her poor titties in the air, it's a bummer. Like it's got iron girders on it. Yes, she's like, I can't breathe.

I'm sorry, I can't see you, let me push these down. So Jason cruises on in and stabs the guy. Jason kills fuckboy, as a note I have. Who does not let go of his beer even while being stabbed? Proud of them. And then folds him backwards and why does the bed do this? Is it a sofa bed? Sofabed beds don't do that? Is it a Murphy? Like what is this bed?

Don't do that, I don't know. I mean, it's like a bed from a hotel when you're like, we need an extra bed and they're like, here's this folding one that no one's ever seen before. Yeah, I guess so. her parents' room, why would this bed be in that room? Maybe the mom killed herself because she didn't want to sleep on Bendy bed anymore. It is a nice look though, him bent backwards. Sure, with fake legs of his face. Yeah, so that his head is like touching his calves. I liked it.

And his name is Trey. His name is Trey. And she like comes out of the shower, steps in his blood, and she has such a good horror movie screen. She's such, she's so fantastic. Yeah, real scream queen, if you will. Yeah. So they all run out of the house into a conveniently placed cop. I fucking adored this scene. Tell me about this scene. They run up to the cop whose name is Stubb. Stubbs. And the cop says, do you need assistance? And Catherine Isabel says, what the

fuck do you think? She's naked except for a bloody sheet wrapped around her body. Yeah, she's fantastic. Yeah, she's fantastic. I was like, yo, that is the best writing this movie has seen thus thus far. And sadly, we'll see. And a good, a good, a good. And a good, the good, to the good. And a good, the good. St, the good. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. Stubbubbubbs. St. St. St. St. St. St. Stububububububbububbububbub. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is the best writing this movie has seen thus far. And sadly, we'll see. And a good night to the writer. That's a wrap on the writer. Thank you so much for coming today, Jimmy. So the cops all show up. It's even the same damn house, 1428 Elm.

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It's great. I think he's fantastic, like, yeah. Yeah, I think he and Michael Irons, like, yeah. Oh, I strongly disagree with that I'm incorrect, but in my mind, I just pop them in the same hole. But just all that chest hair. Sure. Yeah, yeah. I believe, as I said in the episode, I'll take black belt Jones over any day of the week. Yeah.

Anyway, so enough about who I want to fuck, let's go back to this movie. They ask me questions about my dreams. Fine, police work. I mean, I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the. they the. th. that the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. the. the. thea. thea. that thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. I thea. I the. I thea. I mean ACAB and everything. But these cops are particularly shit. Right. They suspect that it's Freddie Kruger, but they don't, they can't let any of the kids know about it because they have eradicated the knowledge of Freddy Krueger. Right. Except they know about Freddie Kruger and they go to sleep and dream, right? Or do they take hypnissill? Yeah, it's almost like the conceit of this film. thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, the thu, thi, the thi, the thi, thi, the thi, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, their, their, the, the, their, their, thi, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they's they's they's they's they, they's they, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tole, tole, tole, tole, their, their, their, their, their, their, thethey take hypnissil? Yeah, it's almost like the conceit of this film doesn't actually work once the film starts going.

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This is fucking Harry Potter? What is going on around here? This was pre-Harry Potter, right? Yeah. I kind of liked it. Yeah, did you? Did you? I did? I did. I thought it. I did. I did. I did. I thought it was very. It. Did. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that when when th that when th that when that when that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. Yeah, maybe that's why I like that. I do love music videos. Sure. I could see Axel Rose walking by a board of missing children that are all turning to him. Yeah, dude, or even Soul Asylum, like a runaway train. Never coming back.

Wrong way on a one-way track. What? His hair is ridiculous. Still, he went out with Winona Ryder. I didn't, so who might as say? It's true. You've never fucked Winona Ryder. As far as you know. So there's like vanishing blood that's leading her down the hallway. And the little girl's like, hi, I'm an ex-physician, dead girl. Freddie Kruger,uger he kills people you may have recalled me from the opening scene he especially enjoys little girls you're a former little girl you're a grown-ass woman with the body of a grown-ass woman so I don't know yeah and then suddenly she's home warn your friends warn everyone but first there's like little girls

jumping rope and they're singing the song. Yeah. It's still fucking sucks. That song sucks, you know? The one two Freddy's coming for you. I feel like that's before a first draft too. Five, six, grab a crucifix like he's a vampire. A crucifix has never done anything to Freddie Kruger. Never stopped anything. Seven eight, put it back down. you're not going to need it. Seven eight, maybe just don't. Move to a different state. It's sure all you to do is get off Film Street I think. Yeah, like just he'll leave you alone. Next town over. Oh God. So this skip to Blake's dad. Blake is the Feng Shui boy. Is the scene we did for the scene thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tiempan. tiempan. tiempea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. this is skip to Blake's dad. Blake is the Feng Shui boy. Is this the scene we did for? I think this felt familiar. Yes. Yeah, this felt familiar.

And when I've turned this on on Amazon Prime, it was at the end of this scene. And I was like, really? You remember that from that long ago? Way to go Bezos. Thanks guys. So Blake is his dad wants to to yell to yell to yell to yell to yell to yell to yell to yell to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the the things.ooooooean. things. things. things. things. thean. the. the the the. the the to, Bezos. Thanks, guys. So Blake is his dad wants to talk to him. His dad wants to yell at him. It says, hey, I gotta say something. My fucking friend died, dad. Why is his kid's head green? Did you notice his head was green? No, like his hair or his actual head? There was like a big green splotch on it.

I did not notice that. Well, you're supposed to be watching your sister. Yeah. Parenting 101, yell at your kid when their best friend was just murdered. Sure. I mean, that's what you do. Yeah. So dad goes inside. Yeah. And Elm Street here in the tropics?

Because there's like a big tropical plant display. Where is Elm Street? Yeah, well I mean there's an Elm Street in every town that's why it's terrifying right? Oh. A pedophile on every Elm Street I guess. A murdered burned pedophile. Listen when I ran for president it was a chicken in every pot. Yeah. A pedophile on every Elm street. And who's not gonna vote for that? I know Drake would. Yikes d'eak, are we waiting into the beef? I'm team Kendrick all day long. I mean, I only know of it what you explained to me earlier this week.

That song that he dropped not like us, very good. Okay. I just, it stresses me out. Oh sure, yeah. No, it's a total bummer, but it was like a distraction from the actual bummers in the world, so that was nice. Why is something going on? What's this now? We get a bloody goat, we get a Freddy Shadow, all the hits, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We get a CGI Freddy Shadow that looks like, m-mwshit. And in my notes I was like, oh, I saw this in a previous movie, and then I was like, no, I've seen this scene before. You fucking stupid, welcome to my world, bitch. Dude wakes up, is this Blake? Yeah. Blake wakes up and he goes, okay, I'm all right. Because this movie should be subtitled. Everyone's saying what you're thinking. At all times, because we can't figure it out because you can't act or wait, have a weight paper bag. No, you can't. And then his dad's today's head falls off? Yeah, hey, because Jason chopped his dad's head off. And then Jason takes care of business. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, I like just dad's head falling off. Oh, I love. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that's th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And tha. And tha. And tha. And tha. tha. And tha. And tha. And tha. And tha. And tha. And tha. And day long. All day long. Cut to! Jason Ritter in a mental hospital.

Yes, with his sidekick. Yeah. Some guy. Froggy. Let's name him Froggy. He had froggy vibes. He was always leaping around everywhere. He did leap quite a bit. I feel like you could see into his nostrils too.

Oh, sure. Yeah. That's froggy. Um, they're, everyone in the mental institution besides the two of them is just walking around rubbing themselves at all times. Is that, is that right? Okay, just making sure. Yeah. Well, May is masturbation month. So, we watch this in May. Right. So, yeah. June is jerking it. July is jacking it. August is uh, attacking it. I had it reported to be recently that a friend saw a license plate. And a license plate was I and O FAP. I know FAP. That person probably like, the light turns green and you don't go right away and they're like, H. I know FAP. I know FAP. That person probably, person's probably like, the light turns green and you don't go right away and they're like,

HANK. Fucking asshole. Oh, man, the, I think you should leave sketch where he has a honk of your horny bumper sticker so some guy starts from like honking at him and following him home and sitting outside of his house honking. And then he smiled at like, what? He's like, I thought you could help. I'm so horny.

I know FAP. Just put it out there that you're a fucking sex best. Yeah. I mean, do what you want to do, but don't put it on your license way. Sure. Yeah, yeah. So the boys get out of the mental hospital through some shenanigans. They're having like the shittiest conversation. Like one of them says to the other, we're institutionalized. It's like everyone say now what you're looking at.

It's literally the screen reader. One of them just to start singing the suicidal tendency song, institutionalized. Oh, there you go. We learned that four years ago, Jason Ritter, whose character is Will? Sure. He's only Jason Ritter in my notes. OK, Jason Ritter saw Lori's dad kill her mom. Yes.

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They have to do this because they saw a news report on the TV that there had been a murder at Laurie's house. Yeah. And so Jason Reuter's like, that's my girlfriend, I gotta go save her. And boy does he ever. Boy does he ever. I did like the idea of running away with your friend who has been given knock them out drugs. Yeah, it's not a great plan, but somehow it works. And also they do not lay low. Cut to Lori's dad putting drugs in her OJ. Yes, she's like I'm just going to go to school today. It's like wasn't your friend murdered last night? Yeah. Her dad is, we we are meant to believe that her dad might be a bad guy because Will told us that he saw him kill her mom. Yes. But her dad's also behaving like a bad guy.

Yes, and we also find out that she has no earthly idea what his job is. Yeah, that's weird. That's fucking weird. That's fucking weird. He's also just like, I don't know. He's, he's getting really close to her when he talks. Yeah, I was like, are these, are you trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying thing thing, are thing thing thing, are thing thing, are thi thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, thi, thi, thi, that's thi, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's thi. that's thi. that's thi. that's that's thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's too. that's that's that's that's th when he talks. Yeah I was like are these are you trying to roof your own daughter? This movie sucks. She gets to school and finds out that Blake is dead too. It's 2003 they did not text or call. In 2003 I was certainly texting and calling. I was getting on a fucking Excel spreadsheet and side-kicking people.

Exactly. Why didn't Kelly Roland pull up her the cells that she needed to write in. Oh, it's stuck on a calculation. I don't remember what the front. Oh no. Put a apostrophe at the front, it'll be fine. So the friends are all reunited in high school. And there's a Columbine reference. And I was like, a little close. Yeah. What they say?

Just like something about this reminding them of Columbine or something. That was like five years, four years, yeah. Ayah, yay. We meet Linderman. Linderman. Lenderman. Kelly's so mean to him, Kelly Roland. Yeah, because she likes him. She likes him.

She says that they don't have time for data dork right now. And I thought that was kind of funny. Also, she's like, hey I'm they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't th thi they don't th th. th. I don't th. We th. We th. We th. I don't th. I don't that that that that that that th. We thi. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They thi. They thi. They thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thought that was kind of funny. Also, she's like, hey, I'm 30 and I have to go somewhere else right now. I know, she's 22 or whatever, but like... She does seem mature. Yeah, because she's been on stage since she was a tiny child. It's because she's like, say my name, say my name, say baby, Say baby, I love you if you may run and gang. That is a banger. Yeah.

Oh yeah, no doubt, no doubt. Hard agree. Yeah. So we run into Jason Ritter and Froggy in the hallway. They show up to the high school. They escape from a mental institution and went to high school. Yeah. Everyone's watching.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Laurie passes out. Yeah. And then is like infirmed in the nurse's office for an indeterminate amount of time. Well, Kelly Roland reads a magazine with titty surgery pictures. Well, she's dreaming. The magazine is a titty surgery dream that she's having. I guess, because she's been talking about getting a nose job. Yeah. Freddy leaps out of the magazine and grabs her nose and what does he say? Got your nose! Fucking hell, Freddy. Seriously? Right now? Hi, I'm first past Friday. Oh, it sucks. Meanwhile the escapees have run to the library. Oh, no, the cops show up.

Yeah. And the kids are like, okay, bye, and just run away, and the cops do not get them them. They go to the library. They're using a microfiche. They're using a microfish, which I feel like the librarian had to help them set up. They are not laying low. You know what I miss? Huh. Card catalogs. Oh yeah. I miss the Dewey Decimal System.

I could take that to leave that, but I love a card catalog. It's the whole fucking basis of the card catalog. Yeah, but I just love that like, I love a hyper-specific piece of furniture. And like the card catalog is the pen, it's the ultimate. It really is. It really is. It was great. Pull out that thing, start flipping through those cards. Tick, tick, tick. Yeah. Or that, uh, to ever go to the mutter museum in Philadelphia? And they have the like chest of drawers. That did that? I don't know. That's sad. So after they go and look at the microfiche,

I don't remember what they learned there. Maybe you do? No. No. They're then in this insane fuck van. The titty van. What is this van's deal? It is, for anyone who didn't watch this movie, let's describe it.

It's like 70s Fuckmobile with like full-on airbrushed scene on the side of it. The scene is a shirtless woman shooting an arrow at something. Let's say a big cat. A big cat. That seems appropriate. Let's say a big cat. A big cat. A sick-ass panther. It has tube lights, like, like, fucking black lights? It's not casual to be hanging out in a tiddy van with a black light on. No. It's insane. Cut back to height. There's a conversation that happens. Who knows? Who cares? There's something about a plague. Kids are going to be falling asleep. What? What?that happens. Who knows? Who cares? Who cares?

There's something about a plague. Kids are going to be falling asleep. What? What? Kids are going to be falling asleep every day, sir. Jeez and Ritter's dialogue in this movie is entirely to catch you up because you've stopped paying attention in this movie? Yeah. He's like, look, it's thi. they. th. they. th. they. they. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. to. to. to. their. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Kids. Kids. to. Kids. to. Kids. to. Kids. to. Kids. to. Kids. to. to. Kids. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. to. t t t t t t toda. toe. t toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their will tell you what you've missed. Actually I think all the acting in this is very competent. It's fine, it's fine. They're not given much to work

with. No, and I think they're all doing a good job with what they got. Yeah, yeah, I take back my earlier can't act. It does look like a cool rave. Yeah, yeah. Who doesn't love a cool rave? I only like shitty raves. At this rave, they have a polar water thing of beer. Uh-huh. That they're using to beer bong?

That they abuse Linderman by forcing him to beer bong. Poor Linderman. Yeah, and it doesn't they doesn't they doesn't they doesn't they doesn't it doesn't go in his mouth. It just goes all over his body. All over his body. While Lori is like seated on the hood of a car, dancing with her upper body like you do. Just feeling the music. Yeah, I guess so. You never just failed it? I mean, I guess I had a rave.

Where else to feel? And Linderman immediately goes up to K, who is Kelly Rolla's character. Oh, Kia, okay, right. And she's like, he's obviously into Lori. So when Jason Ritter shows up at the rave, Lori feels bad for Linderman, and it's like, oh, come dance with me so you don't feel bad for seeing those two together. I was like, why do you suddenly care about this man?

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I mean? Freddie loves bending things that shouldn't be bended. I mean I think he thinks that's very creepy. Yeah. But Fred, if you do it every movie it stops being creepy. Yeah. Oh wait, I do see that movie, it stops being creepy. Yeah. Oh, wait, I do see that Ray Mysterio was in this. He was a stunt double for a scene in the boiler room. Oh, okay. Yeah. Was he the stunt double for jumper?

Or does he just... Oh, when she falls down, I bet that's him. Oh, probably. All right, Ray Mysterio. how did you end up here? WWE pay people better. Yeah. I actually do not know if he ever wrestled for the W W W. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well we find out that Chris, Catherine Isabel is asleep and this guy with, light up glow sticks all over him, comes up and starts sexually assaulting her. This guy fucking sucks.

Yeah, and I was like, okay, well, good. This is a good use of Jason. Yeah, Jason is here. Oh no, I'm sure he'll be totally fucking unfair. Because he kills the sexual assaulter and her. How dare you kill Gibb? And how dare he kill Gibb because it was supposed to be Freddy's kill. Yes, so she's dead all of a sudden in the boiler room and sprays Freddy with blood. Yeah. And Freddy's like, how dare you? Bitch? Yeah. We cut to these guys, these fucking guys,

holding joints for each other. You don't have to hold a joint for your friend. They have fingers. One of them says, this ever clear is these fucking guys holding joints for each other. You don't have to hold a joint for your friend. They have fingers. One of them says, this ever clear is kicking my ass. Just so when he throws alcohol on Freddy or on Jason you understand why it goes up the way it does. I mean, that's quick thinking on this guy's part. But yeah, Jason is standing behind them and he says, check out this fucking guy, which actually is also the best writing in this. th. th.. th. th. the the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. their. their. their. their. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. the phrase. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. This. the this. This. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. te. te. the, te. te. te. te. te. the. te. te. the. the out this fucking guy, which actually is also the best writing in this movie. Because you know I love the phrase, this fucking guy. Come on, fucking guy. Come on, fucking guy.

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But it is a nice firewalk that he does here. What he's, I like the above shot shot, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the entire cornfield on fire as he walks through it. Because the the chubby jock like sprays him down with Everclear and then lights him on fire. Yeah. Yeah. Throws the flaming machete into a person mid-party and this is all on slow-mo. Yeah for no like there's like glow-stick slow-mo and then there's the fire throw slow-in, like, like, like, like, like, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, and no, and like, we, and like, we, and like, we're, and like, we're, and like, the-we, and like, tho, tho, and tho, tho, no, throw, and the, and thi, and the, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and the, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, the thi, the thi, the thi's the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, the the the, the, the, the thi, th fun, like, there's like glowstick slowmo, and then there's the fire throw slowmo, and like, no, we got it, thank you, movie. Yeah. So now he's just murdering indiscriminately. Sure.

But that's not right. But that's like a Freddy thing too. I guess so, yeah. Yeah, and then, the stoner guy says, dude, that goalie go. says, dude, that goalie was pissed about something, which I thought should have been the tagline of every Friday the 13th movie. Oh, so they get away in the sex van? Yeah, of course I do. And now Jason Muse is with them, and Linderman. Yes, they've got Linderman and Jason Muse. And then also a misfit's air freshener? Did you call that? Yes, I did! Yes, I did! Yes, Ithey've got Linderman and Jason Meuse. And then also a misfits air freshener, did you clock that?

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Like you walk in and you're like, that toilet and wash my hands after I put up. I'll just rest up here for a minute. But it was so, oh man. I've never seen a bathroom that big in my whole life. Jealous. I would literally do part wheels in it. You spend so much time in the bathroom. Why aren't they just a little bit bigger? My bathroom is the size of most people's closets.

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I don't know. I feel like that we should know, but I don't. And then Freddy's like, look, I'm going to kill you, before I do, this is what I've got going on. For everybody who's been watching this movie, and you probably fell asleep. You know there's no Freddy. It's okay you out there in the real world you could sleep. Yes, that's fine. But yeah, so I've hired Jason and he is doing my bidding for me for me. that's just not happening for me yet. But you know, like I'm gonna kill you now.

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What? What? So Jason Ritter immediately was like, oh, I bet Freddy has this plan to like use Jason to kill people, because he can't do it. But he wants people to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the the to the to know to know to know the to know the to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know they. And they. And to to the the the the they. And they. And they. And they. And they. And the the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the the movie. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe. He's toe. He's toeas. He's toea. He's toea. He's toea. He's toease. He's the toease. He's the the the the bet Freddie has this plan to use Jason to kill people because he can't do it, but he wants people to know that he's real again so you can come back into the world. Yes, he's like, it makes sense in a way and that explains the premise of the film, the elevator pitch. And you're like, no it doesn't?

No. And then Monica Keena goes, Freddy died by fire, Jason died by water. How can we use that? I don't know. You're psycho? Dear Fifth Element, I'd like to apologize for some of the things I said about you're not making any goddame sense. I apologize for nothing. Then, I guess this is happening in Lori's dream, but someone says we should offer Freddie a sacrifice. Yeah.

And then we need a virgin and they all turn to lend him and he's like, it counts if you pay for it. That's so fucking weird. Is that a comedy beat? Yeah, yeah, sex work is funny. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, so all the rules that people have for losing your virginity and what it is and all that stuff, like that means so much to teens. It's just like so acidite. It's really fun for me to claim that I'm still a virgin because I can say that. Like, you can say whatever you want. Yeah, there's no rules?

I'm a virgin. It's like the outbacked steak house. Yeah, throw your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your on the floor, I'm a virgin. So he's asleep and... No, she's asleep. This is Lori's sleep right now. Oh, this is Lori's dream, I'm sorry. Yeah. Because there's a like, give daddy a kiss thing where he gets his tongue all out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

After the actor playing her, Yeah, can this not be a thing that I have to watch? Not for me. Yeah, it's gross. And then Freddy, of course, he loves tongue and people. And he says like your eyes say no, no, but my mouth says yes, yes, Freddy, don't. I mean, I know, yes, you are a sex pest. We all know this. This is your literal backstory. We get it. . Can you th, can th, can th, can th, can th, can't th, can't know why I'm offended like I'm watching a movie about a pedophile murderer who's been burned who's killing people in their dreams and I'm like ew. It got to be on

children's lunch boxes it was a very popular Halloween kind of costume. I remember kids in my elementary school dressing up as Freddy Kugger a murdered pedophile. John Saxon killed him. You just like show up at school and I'm like I'm Albert Fish. No! I'm just shomping on a leg. Shove and nails in your groin. Slough. So Laurie comes back with his ear? His maggot ear. Which, she throws on the floor, it turns into a pile of worms, and the cops like, oh shit! And I was very surprised in that moment

that he didn't just shoot it. Oh my God. And then someone yells, Everything is possible. the today's mootal poster this movie turned into. Everything is possible, God you just don't get it, says Jason Muse. Oh right. The Jason Muse type. He should have gone three scenes ago, you know? What is he doing here? Well, they have to go to the hospital or power plant or something? Somewhere, because they're going to get hypnissil. Right, because you can, you take that without dreaming because Jason Ritter was like, oh yeah, you you take take th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tak, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. The, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi. ta. ta. ta. ta. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. they. they's they's they's they. they's they're going to get hypnosil. Right, because you can, you take that without dreaming because Jason Ritter and was like,

oh yeah, you take that to not dream. Hypnoisil, suppress your dreams, sounds like a guide for millennial living, doesn't it? You won't have to worry about buying a house. No, just suppress it. Oh man. Yeah. So, okay, so they're in the hospital. We cut to a roomful of kids in hospital beds, in like comas.

And Jason Ritter's like, these are the ones that wouldn't stop dreaming. Your dad did this. How does he know? How does he suddenly know this? He is a brain genius. Okay. Yeah. Yeah he reads the medical records and he's like, your dad did this. All this going back and forth with the scene of Freiburg, whose name we did not know is Freiburg until Stubbs starts screaming, freeberg! What happens to Freiburg? First of all, I very much wish that this was played by Jack Black. Second of all, there's a little lizard creature that he sees smoking a hookah.

Okay. It's a caterpillar. Okay. Cool story, bra. It's the caterpillar from Allison Wonderland and smokes the hookah. Okay. Okay. I don't know much about that. But it comes out and smokes the hookah at him. Yeah. And then he follows it. And he's now in the room with the coma patients, but now they're all staring at him. I like that they're suddenly all sitting up and whispering with pads ove their eyes. I thought that was a nice touch. the the touch. the th. the th. th. th. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the movie. Yeah. the movie. the the movie. the movie. the the the the the the th. the th. the the th. the the th. th. th. thi. the th. the the th. I. I. I's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. I. th. th. the th. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te over their eyes. I thought that was a nice touch.

But the movie wants them to move in unison, which they're not quite doing because there's pads taped over their eyes, and they were only going to shoot at once. Why would that inhibit them? Why would that? Why? Why, the set that day where they were like, okay, we're gonna do it, fuck, we're gonna do it again. Fuck, one more.

Yeah, no what, that's fine. That's fine, it's close enough. So while this is happening, and they're like, and one of the kids has no eyes because he has bloody red pads. Right. Which is that, like, like, like, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, I. I. I, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, the, they. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. that, th. thi. th. th. th. th. I probably. Also like, we're better to store the hypnysel than in the hypnoil, like the room of children who have OD'd on hypnoil? Yeah. Yeah, that's where you store it. All right, okay. All right. Got it. But then the Freddy Cater Jason shows up and kills the cop. Kill Stubbs. Yeah. Liberg has a great scream, or Linderman, Linderman has a great scream. Yeah. I wrote down here, facing down Jason as Freiburg, L-O-L-L-L-L. Well, because, oh no, he doesn't eat his face,

he like possesses Freiburg. Okay. So that he can have a body in this world. Right, to fight Jason. Jason, to to to to to to to to to to their to to their to to their to to their to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to theirueue. theirueueueue. to to to to theirbue. to to theirbue. too-s. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. te. te. te. te.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.urg. Okay. So that he can have a body in this world. Right, to fight Jason, to take out his aggressions on Jason. And I don't, what is the drug that he puts in the hypodermics? Yeah. And some drug. Mm-hmm. That he's going to eject into Jason to nullify him. Maybe hypnissue. Maybe. He says these are my children. Jason. And he like stab stabs him with syringes, and then someone gets bisected, and then someone doesn't get shot by Linderman, and I don't even know. Yeah, no, that's all, that's all good. So it can't be hypnissile because it knocks Freddy, or knocks Jason out, and then he's having a nightmare

where his mother's berating him. to be my god this is actually very sad because like who among us hasn't had the nightmare of a parent berating him. This is the scariest part of the movie. Oh. Wait did I just? Did I just come back? The true horror is your parents. The true nightmare is your youth. And then Freddie quotes Alice Cooper and says welcome to my nightmare. That's so he says welcome to my blank three times in this movie? Idiot. No, he says it twice, because welcome to my world bitch is said to him by someone else later. Oh, yeah, that's right. He, Jason cuts off his arm and Freddy screams, not my arm!

And then has his arm right back? He grows two new ones, and then he does a jerk off motion. Did you notice that? I think it was a jerk off motion. And then Freddy, oh he gets, he like, Jason like reverts to being a small child again. Is this before after he mushes him with some sort of tank from the ceiling? Oh wait, it's... No, yeah, it's before that.

He mushes him, yeah. And it's also just kind of weird that Freddy doesn't know that Jason is immortal. Like he selected him but he hasn't done his fucking research? He, was he in hell? He's like, well who's this now? Yeah, bitch? No, right. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, he he he he th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to to to to to th. to to the. th. th. th. th. th. he, so, so Jason is a small child and it's suddenly the TLC Waterfalls video. And I don't know why. Freddy sticks his little pointy finger inside of Jason's brain and they were like,

synapses. That's right. That looked like a late 90s, early 2000s music video as well. It's so weird. And so it seems like the the teens the teens am Jason. Yeah because Laurie like takes hypnissil or something she takes some drug to go in there. And she lays down next to fucking Jason to do this like because I guess dream proximity or something. I am unclear. Oh my god. I'm unclear. I just haven't noticed this is this movie. I just have a note that says I bet Jason has a the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the t. t. t. t. te te te te te te te te tee tee tee tee tee te tee tee. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. 't noticed as this movie. I just have a note that says I bet Jason has a lot of mental trauma. Think about his life. He was underwater for 20 or 30 years after being bullied as a child with his overbearing mother and then he had to go to space. I don't know. You come out of that unscathed.

I have come out of way less scathed. I think about like stuff that you've done that you reflect on, you're like, man, I probably shouldn't have done that. And Jason's like, I probably shouldn't have bagged those coeds against a tree of sleeping bag. Probably shouldn't. What do I mean by one last tiddy shot for that lady? Oh, I don't know. Oh, the tiddy lady at the beginning comes back again for some reason.

Just to show her titties one last time. The titty quota has not been filled. No. What do I mean by Freddy makes a bad coming joke? Oh, he says, someone says you're not coming, and he says the bitch is dead on her feet instead of like... That's right, because we get the woman from the beginning he's fucking her corpse. Yes, yes, don't point at me when you say he's fucking her corpse. No, I was just like, yes, yes, yes, you remind me. He's fucking her corpse.

You're not coming? It's a real swing in a mess. Yeah, and he's like, I can't help, but if she's a dead fuck or something, the bitch is dead on her feet, instead of just being like, actually I am, which is funnier. Skeet, skeet, skit. Skeet. Skeet, skit. There are, yeah, but, but, oh my god. So this is Laurie at camp. At camp, Crystal's like, they.

. child seeing you get bullied. Yeah. And oh that's right because he's bullied into the lake and she turns around and all the campcounters are like fucking on the porch. That's right they're all just dry-humping and then when she sees his face she screams like what the fuck Lori here to save him. Jason is gurgling in the in the back of the van because they have his body and he's dreaming, he's having a nightmare. Even though I think it's Lori's nightmare, but I do think there's some ability to get into other people's dreams in this universe so we'll let that go. But they have to give him mouth to mouth. And Linderman's like, I can't, I have asthma and Kelly Rollins like, I don't want to. And Jason Ritter turns aroundturns around and goes, Kia, he has asthma. She fucking rocked me. Two-year-old.

It's so good. Oh my God. You know who else had asthma, Hall of Famer Jerome Bettis? He still ran for the touchdown in his hometown of Detroit. Got that one for the thumb. They say you don't even have to do mouth or mouth anymore. You just do the, you just push. Oh really? Just the compressions? Yeah.

Okay. That's a hot tip for you. Yeah. Pro tip. Yeah. I don't remember why. Uh, oh, uh, Linderman fires the gun in the van because Fréd' their, or, Jason wakes up, you get skiered. Yeah.

Because they're pulling Jason's mask off, but it's stuck to his face so they're doing it and like he's spurtin and squirtin' it's very yucky and I'll give on that yeah. Is this where Freddy comes up out of the water like a majestic fucking orca? Oh yeah, it's like reaching the surf? It's like hovering above her. What is happening? It sucks. And then there's like a weird reveal where we're looking at the roof of one of the uh cabins at the camp? And there's a sign on that says it it it it it that says that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus the the the the the the's the the their they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the th. they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're their the the the the the the the thu the the thu-a theat theat their theat their their their their their're looking at the roof of one of the cabins at the camp and there's a sign on that says Camp Crystal Lake and it's like, yeah, we knew we knew that. We saw that sign already and we also have no this franchise. No doy. No doy movie.

So this is when we get the FVJ. The titular Freddie versus Jason fighting. Is this? Okay, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, there, their, there, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we th. We, we th. We, we th. We, we th. We, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, they. We're like, they. they. they. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. they. thi, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, okay, yes, yes, got it. So they're, they're fighting. I guess so. And I can't properly express how boring it is. I mean, it's like an action movie, if an action movie was terrible. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, it's got, it's got,

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Someone's hand is on fire and I just wrote, I feel like I've lost this plot. Yeah, uh, listen, right around the time that Freddy goes to fight Kelly Roland and says I've always liked dark meat. Oh yeah, that's gross. Yeah. This whole scene is very gross. tha' tha' th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho' tho' that' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' thi thi' tho' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' thi thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'er'er' She calls him an F-Bomb. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Our hero, Kelly Rolland. I mean, it's 2003. It's late for that.

It's a little late. A little late. No, it's a lot late for that. You're not the kids in Monster Squad. No. Who they don't even get a pass. We should have known better. Hmm. She's imp. big one but then Jason kills Destiny's Childs, Kelny's Roland, like don't talk about my dick? What?

You heard me. Don't insult my friend's manhood. Yeah. Jason kills, Kelly Roland of Destiny's Child's fame. And what? Not of Nelly's song fame? I mean she features on it. And then it's back to these fucking dickheads fighting again. Yep. And there's, I don't, I, you, you, that's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,then it's back to these fucking dickheads fighting again.

Yep. And there's, I don't know, two or three hundred tanks of gas here for some reason? Why would they have all those? Look, they're at a construction site, right? Yeah. Why would they need all of those for regular-assist construction? How many acetylene torches do they have? I don't know. Are they building this on their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thease thorou-I thorou- their their their tanks. their tanks. their their their- their- their-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a? their their their their their their their their their their their their the. the. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. tanks. ta. the moon and they need oxygen? So Freddy figures out that he can shoot them at Jason? Meanwhile Lori figures out that Freddy turned himself into her dad and killed her mom. She's like, oh good, my dad's just a regular creep and a bad guy who ODs children in a mental institution. Okay. And tried to drug my OJ. Yeah.

And then- There's these pointy metal poles that probably should have been secured and stored more securely. There's this Rube Goldberg fight of like dropping things that are gonna swing for a while before they hit anybody. Yeah. And then there's the pushing the cart down, but it gets stuck and Freddy's like, oh, shucker ducks. Yeah, and she's spraying fuel or something from a fuel

sprayer? Yeah, she's laying down a sheen of gasoline on everything. Right. And Freddie cuts off Jason's fingers and I thought, God, why didn't no one ever think of that before? He might be immortal, but if you cut off all of his fingers, he's pretty useless. But it is they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. the, th. th. the, th. thi, the, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, they. Yeah, they. they. they. to they. to to the too. too. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the that before. He might be immortal, but if you cut off all of his fingers, he's pretty useless. But it is hilarious because later, he grabs Freddie with that hand. He sure does. He sure does. Oh my god. And so she lights everything on fire. And everything is spraying.

There's spraying blood and there's steam everywhere, because winter is the cheap season to rent this lake house with a dock. And then she's bay watching with some torches, like... I don't know. And then Freddy gets stabbed through his chest with his own arm that Jason has ripped off with a fingerless hand. Well, does he has the machete? Yes. Freddy has the machete. They've swapped weapons here. He's coming after the kids with the machete? Yes. Freddy has the machete. They've swapped weapons here. He's coming after the kids with the machete.

Yes. And then yes, Jason gets him with his glove. Right. And then he drops to his knees and our hero Lori picks up the machete and says the best line in this movie. The goal he was really pissed off about something. Welcome to my world bitch. And behead Sam. And me heads him. And then Jason sinks and he's like, Thanks, it was fun. Then she there is the machete in too, and I thought that's dumb.

You should keep that. And suddenly it's daytime. Uh-huh. And that's when Jason comes out of the water carrying Freddy's decapitatedated head. . . in the daytime. Is that when Jason comes out of the water carrying Freddy's decapitated head? In Freddy, fucking winks? What the fuck? He winks. Not the one that stinks, but this movie stinks. Can I read you my last note? Please. Bro. Can I read you my last note? Wow. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Cady. Alan. We've been talking about this movie for almost an hour in 20 minutes.

Oh my God, it is terrible, but it's better than some of the other movies in both of their franchises. Sure. Which is a shame. I'll watch this over the one we did for your birth announcement or your pregnancy any day of the week. Just because you hate babies. No, that's that's th I I I Iue. I love babies. I'm saying that. There's so many pictures of me holding babies and looking delighted. Oh, those movies terrible. It's a three.

Oh, wow. What do you think? You think that's a worse? Actually, I'm going to give it a four because I think the acting is good. And there's some people I like I like that like that like that like that like to welcome to my world bitches. That's fair. That's reasonable. It deserves to. Welcome to my nightmare as well. And half a welcome to my nightmare. Remember how you thought we wouldn't have anything to say about this?

We had everything to say about this? Katie. We have the best listeners. Of course we do? They so are. Can I play this voicemail that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to best listeners. Of course we do. They're so kind. They so are. Can I play this voicemail that we got where someone sings us a song? Okay. Hi Alan. Hi Katie. I wrote a little song for y'all andthat you need to be a treaty just not to keep up those victories you tell us all and you listen to the abode You're amazing to be no company

I'm not the reason to be lucky You and children's good position All right guys, I hope you like it, it was so cheesy, I need you and kill their good questions. All right, I hope, hey, it was so darky, so tha-saving, but I love you all the tea and the song was like it. All right guys, I hope you like it. It was so darky. So cheesy, but I love you all. Bye. Person who wrote us that song, yeah, but doesn't tell us their name. What is your name? What are the lyrics to the song? And I can't tell you how much it toucest me that you wrote a song That is so sweet. Especially to the tune of a dolly part in jam. Yeah, because then you the their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoomb. thi. tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. the. the. the. thea. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to. tune of a Dolly Parton jam. Yeah, because then you get Jolene stuck in your head as well. I get that song stuck in my head all the time. That end, come baby, come, baby, baby, come, come, come.

I love the meme of Dolly Parton from Best Little Horthouse in Texas. A picture of her from that movie, and it just says, what the fuck? the fuck. And it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just it just that it just that it just the the the the that it just the the the that it just the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. that. the fuck did Jolene look like? Great question. What the hell? Thank you so much for that. That's so sweet. And get in touch and let us know. Both your name and the lyrics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don't know if it's just my ego but I can only make out when you're saying our names. That's a problem Alanaz actually is he only hears when I say his name. She said my name and a bunch of other of other stuff. I don't know what it was. You're like yeah dude. Hey let's wrap this up. You want to do another movie from the early 2000s next week and maybe it'll be better? Of course I do it. Let's reveal that thing that we teased an hour ago. That's called foreshcom and it's got Stephen Dorf. Oh man. Fuck you. Fuck all of you. I do this to you. I do this

at you. This is a big middle finger to everyone in our audience. This is us getting back at you for us making the decisions that landed us here. Yeah. Why would you let me do that? that you tho the theirs been like 500. Yes. This the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. to. to to to to. to. to. to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. that? Thank you so much everyone. You know what to do. There's been like 500 of these. Yes, but it goes into a different one. Fast forward to the end and that'll tell you, okay? I'm tired. Thanks for listening to another episode of Whewaf Ambulance.

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