Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 478- Zombieland (2009)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Katie, welcome to Zambioland. Oh boy. It's a land where you can be a weird gamer boy and still get the girl to you. the girl. Oh boy. It's a land where you can be a weird gamer boy and still get the girl to Zombi Land. Oh boy. It's a land where you can be a weird gamer boy and still get the girl at the end of the movie. But only if there is only one woman of sexual age.

Starting point is 00:00:34 I'm so glad she was in here and not just her sister. Her 12-year-old sister? Yeah. It would have been a much darker movie. Yeah. I mean, to talk about darkness. It opens been a much darker movie. Yeah. I mean to talk about darkness. It opens with a voiceover from Jesse Eisenberg's character, Columbus. Columbus. Saying that you can't have a country without people and then there's just like shit burning in front of the Capitol and I was like, my oh my! how far we've come.

Starting point is 00:00:59 The Halcyon days of 2009 when we thought that that wouldn't really happen. When I can't show you actual footage of that happening. Yeah. Oh my god, United States of Zambiland. The zombies look fucking great. Yeah. I love them. Very fun.

Starting point is 00:01:19 Yeah. We get his rules for how to survive the zombie apocalypse. What is rule number one, Katie? Rule number one is cardio. Because these are fast zombies. Yeah, and he says, fatties die first. The first ones to go were the fatties, that's a literal line. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:01:36 I don't like, like, love that. No, no. Not a big fan. I mean, yeah, not 100% not true. Well, I mean, like, the first ones to go then will be the paraplegics, you know. Sure, sure. Second rule, always double tap. Always double tap. Always double tap, which I strong agree with. We've talked about this quite a bit in the pantheon of horror movies. Yeah. Make sure they're fucking dead. Yeah. Number three is beware of bathrooms which made me so sad. Why?

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Starting point is 00:02:33 pooping. Yeah, you take a dumper you're taking a butt. You're never saying look at that dumper someone shooting. Oh look at that dumper. And then we get Rule 4, which involves seatbelts, and a woman driving a van that's dragging Princess Kid zombies behind her. And then she goes through the wind-yled and I fucking love it. This is like the light-hearted version of the opening of that Dawn of the Dead remake by Zach Snyder. I cannot remember a thing about that. Yeah. Just when she's driving through the neighborhood and just like everything is going to shit people

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Starting point is 00:03:49 Yeah, but I do like the idea of like zombie stripper revenge on shitburns. Hell yeah. And I was very, I was at first, there's a guy running out behind her and there, and there's like an explosion, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a he just bursting glitter but he was spilling a drink as he was running inside. Oh yes. And I was like, it would have been funnier if it was glitter. He was getting a lap dance right before he came outside. He used glitter and lap dances. This was very annoying. I've never had one. Once someone bought me a lap dance at a strip club, but I was felt very uncomfortable with it so I asked the dancer if we could could the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. I was th. th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was the th. I was th. I was, th. I was, the th. I was, th. I was liked, the th. I was like, th. th. th. th. th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was like, the th. I was like, the the th. I was like, the thi. I was like, the the the the thi. I was like, the thi. I was like, thi. I was like, thi. I was like, the thi. I was like, I felt very uncomfortable with it, so I asked the dancer if we could just sit and talk. And we did till the song ended. Nice. Show me pictures of her kid.

Starting point is 00:04:28 I was like, where did you pull that phone from? Why does that phone smell like? That was on our Patreon episode. People don't know that Loom's episode. People don't know what loom smoked like. Well, sorry, I blew that marketing opportunity. There's also a firewalk in the credits, which I was like bold, you're just coming out of the gates. I like it a lot. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:55 Yeah. So we get, we cut to Columbus being in Garland, Texas. Two months into the apocalypse. Yes, fueling up his car. How is everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything. How????? How? How? How? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. to to to the they? to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe. Wea. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I, fueling up his car. Yeah. How? How is everything still running? Power plants haven't gone down yet? I think that they were just like, Ah, come on, it'll make it a lot harder to make this movie if we shut down the power plants. It's true. And like at certain points, they're just listening to the radio and I was like, who's broadcasting? Who is doing this? Seri Series? S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. S, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. thi. thi. the. the. the. tha. the. thi. the. they. they. they're, they're tha. tha. th right. That's satellites. You can't get satellites if you're a zombie. No, no, unless you're a space zombie. Ooh, we should make that movie.

Starting point is 00:05:28 Space zombies! Yeah, on the space station? Yes. They get hit by a meteorite that has, you're writing it down? Copyright, copyright. I'm googling space to see if anyone has made it before us. Of the force the force the force the force the force the force the force the force the force the force the force the force the force they they the force they they they. Yes. Zombies from outer space. Sure. Teenagers from Mars. And I don't care.

Starting point is 00:05:48 So we don't care. We don't care. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. So he's getting chased around this gas station because he goes to try to use the bathroom. Yeah. Which is a no-no. He also just won't shit outside. No, who does?

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Starting point is 00:06:52 make it to the turtle in time. Right. And then there's a he's walking on the highway and a vehicle comes towards him what is painted on the side of this giant SUV? It's an escalade a black escalate with a white number three painted on the side of this giant SUV? It's an escalade, a black escalade with a white number three painted on it, like Dale Earnhardt. Like Dale Earnhard. I, do you think I liked that? Oh, I think you loved it. I loved it.

Starting point is 00:07:13 And it's being driven by Woody Harrelson, who I'm also loved. Sure. I feel like this movie was written specifically for him, because there's so many thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, liketo like his other work in it. Oh really? Don't you think? I didn't catch any of the other references. Okay, okay. Is there like a Cheers reference? Yeah, wasn't he like into snowballs on Cheers? Oh, I don't remember. Okay, I thought maybe I can think of something else. No, it could very well be. You know I have a garbage memory. And just him like gushing thin. to, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. their, th. th. their, their, their, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their. I. I. I. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their., you guys are in Kingpin together. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Filmed on and on McKnight Road. There used to be a bowling alley called McKnight Lanez and the opening the opening scenes are filmed there. Oh, I'm sure, but it was fun. Therethat one scene where the the he's fighting the lady and her boobs start fighting. Oh yeah I like that. That's funny. Punchy titties is funny. Punchy titties always funny. So they have a standoff

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Starting point is 00:08:54 As a person who loves snacks, sure. I just think Twinkies are weak. I think most of those hostess cake things are not good. I mean, I like like like a snowball because I like coconut. Sure and and marshmallow. Yeah and I like a Star Crunch. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you've left cake behind on a Star Crunch. I've left yeah cake is gone, cake is out. Yeah yeah. I used to like the the tasty cake coffee cakes. Tasty cake is gross to me. It always, everything tastes like butterscotch somehow. It's always very oily.

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Starting point is 00:10:09 because they had a great selection of snack cakes. Yeah, and then when you go try to buy beer and there's just the weirdest selection of humanity in the bar just a couple of two by fours that they would put a beer on? I told you about the time I got hit on there on Halloween. You did, but please retell it. I was wearing a black strapless dress and I was bending over to get beer out of a cooler and a man whistled at me and I turned around and I had a full beard because I was dressed as a beard lady and he was like, ah, and he was like, and, eh, it's still. I mean, that's gotta feel nice, right? I mean, if you're buying beer in a convenience store where they also sell

Starting point is 00:10:49 SpongeBob NASCAR jackets. The weirdest assortment of shit. Your life is already upside down. What do you need sparklers? What do you need a pacifier? Yeah, that's the only place in Pittsburgh I've ever seen people actually playing dice outside. Oh yeah. Now it's like a coffee house and brew pub or something. Of course it is.

Starting point is 00:11:14 Chentrification. So you got a limber up before you do things. That's rule 18. Yep. And Woody Harrelson says, you ever seen a lion limber up? And I wanted to be like, well not to actually, but they do like do like do muscular things before they do their thing. I've seen cats stretch, you know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And they also do that thing where they unhinged their jaw before they're going to attack or they're yelling at the birds out the window? Yeah, when their mouths are moving really fast.

Starting point is 00:11:46 That's apparently like they're doing something to like relax their muscles that they can go attack. Prude, no. Yeah. Cats. That's cute. That's cute. that my cats thinks they're I'll take a snowball over a twinkie.

Starting point is 00:12:05 Oh, one hondo. Yeah, snowballs are the good stuff. Even if you just rip off the marshmallow and coconut and leave the cake for nothing's. Yeah, I think you can do that really. I would just eat the marshmallow and the cake. Excuse me, the marshmallow and the coconut. Yeah, it's leave something out. I'm a keto-acidosis. So, he has a fear of clowns we learn.

Starting point is 00:12:31 He's not scared to zombies, he's just scared of clowns. And he also has irritable bowel syndrome and he has to quote, take the browns to the Super Bowl. Yeah, gross. I hate that. I hate everything about this character, everything. Yeah. He's my point of view character and I can't fucking stand him. Yeah, I remember when we were talking about this, you were like, how much Jesse Eisenberg? And I was like, oh, I think he's fine.

Starting point is 00:12:49 And then I was watching this movie like, oh no, I cannot handle this much Jesse Eisenberg. He's a Michael Sarah. And Michael Sarah has like, really fine comedic delivery. Yes. Like, he is a really funny guy. Yeah, yeah. And Jesse Eisenberg maybe not so much.

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Starting point is 00:14:11 And she is like, oh man, I got attacked on my way home and I need someone to comfort me. Is this when he delivers the stuck-up bitch line or is that later in the movie? I missed that. I think it might be later in the movie but he's like he's talking about like hot women and how like they're always unapproachable and I was like is this some in-sell shit like... Yeah I think he's a proto-in-sel. Yeah, yeah. And it was just like oh this is this is not good. Like this woman is crying, this woman is crying. thrying. thrying. thiiii. thr-like, thr-like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thr-like, like, like, like, like, thr-like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. Like, thi. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. th. Like, th. th. Like, th. th. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. Like, woman is crying, his neighbor is crying because a man has like frightened her and tried to bite her and she used her, which is really upsetting. And in his like internal monologue, all he can think about is tucing her hair behind

Starting point is 00:14:52 her ear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's so weird and gross. And like, I've always dreamt of tucking a woman's hair behind her ear and I was like, have you? Have you? Because that sounds like a serial killer thing to say. That is insane. Again, make friends with women. Yeah, they'll probably let you practice it. Get close enough to where when broaching that subject it won't be too, hey, hey, hey you modify, uh, do a little thing right here. There we go, thank you. Always been a dream of mine.

Starting point is 00:15:27 Anyway, she turns into a super scary zombie. Yeah, she starts puking all over the place and shit in the middle of the bed. I love that. Isn't that a wrong about that. Don't at me, don't tell me, I don't care. Johnny Depp killed my grandmother, and I will never fucking forget it. All I know is there's almost no situation where I'm coming down on team Johnny Depp,

Starting point is 00:16:00 so if she did shit in the middle of the bed, he probably deserved it. Wait, was it an accidental shit? No, apparently it was like a vengeful thing. You change your own fucking sheets, Johnny Depp. Like it doesn't even really affect you. Yeah, yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Also, shitting in someone's bed is lightly funny. Abusive, yes, funny too. Sure, sure, sure. Oh, so yeah, he beats her to death of the lid of the toilet.

Starting point is 00:16:28 You have to be really confident to shit in someone's bed. Plus the core strength. What do you mean? Standing on a bed, you're going to be a little wibbly wobbly. It's not a water bed, was it? Also, can you just crouch? Squat, squat and shit. Yeah, but even squatting, that's what I'm talking about core strength. You're squatting and booping at the same time on a bed that's giving you a little wibbly wobbly? You really have never shit outside, have you? No, I never have.

Starting point is 00:16:50 I'm gonna keep that. I'm changing the type. I'm trying to the- Never change. But I'm a virgin. So I'm keeping that. I like this new thing. Yeah, I just feel like I can say it. Yeah, take it back. I'm taking it back. Take back my virgin. You were like, is this your child?

Starting point is 00:17:12 Yeah, I got raw dog. I would also thank you for breaking me every time. I would also thank you for my head every time. That was my whole pregnancy, it was just a feeling like people were looking at me being like, that bitch took it raw. I guarantee you no one thought that except me now that you put those slots in my head. And the listeners now they see pregnant women. It's a funny thing to have. Never say it out loud. Never say it out loud. But think a funny think.

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Starting point is 00:19:09 which is a very funny line. It's a funny thing to say to somebody you're about to punch. Yeah. So do they go to a grocery store to get Twinkies? Yeah. On the hunt And there's a bunch of fat zombies, and they make some more fat jokes about fat zombies. Why is this? Because fat people are funny, right? We're hilarious.

Starting point is 00:19:29 I don't know. Yeah, no, we're not. We're just human beings. I do like that he plays dueling banjos. I do like, well, why did you bother learning banjo if he's going to ruin the banjo? That's what I thought too. Why learn the riff if you're going to break the banjo?

Starting point is 00:19:53 But he also says to one of the name in that movie? Blazing Saddles. No, Deliverance. Deliverance, right? Well, then, that's right, you're right. You're right, right. When What's his face is being raped, someone says you've got a pretty mouth. A baby, one of the Bates. Yeah, one of the, yeah, that a little bit young. Yeah, yeah, I was probably like 12 when I saw that. Why would anyone show a 12-year-old deliverance? I'm still fucked up.

Starting point is 00:20:28 We didn't have proper parental kind. No, Jesus Christ. Every time I think I'm doing a bad job as a parent, I'm going to think about how we saw deliverance before we hit puberty. That's why I tell you constantly how great of a job I think you're doing as a parent. Thank you. I'm going to wait till she's at least 14 to show her teleference. Oh sure, to make her sit down and watch deliverance. You're a woman now. Oh you'll be a woman soon soon enough. If you're anything like me it may take a bit longer. Same. Same. I still haven't become one. Yeah, well you keep waiting. Oh yeah, I'm holding out.

Starting point is 00:21:09 Seems like they should take other things from the grocery store. They don't. They need no supplies in this world. No, no, no, everything they have. They're never hungry. They never eat. So what do they find in the grocery store, but not Twinkies? Emma Stone? Yes. And he says in voice over, someone's ear is in danger of having having their thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to h to h thing thing thing thing to hing to hanger is in th grocery store but not Twinkies. Emma Stone. Yes. And he says in voiceover, someone's ear is in danger of having their hair brushed over it. Ugh. Fucking gross. Disgusting. Oh, just the cum socks that must have been in that man's picture. Oh, jeez.

Starting point is 00:21:43 Never cleaned up. No. So, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, they find Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin. Yeah. the zombie apocalypse. You gonna keep doing that smoky eye? That's, I said the same thing.

Starting point is 00:21:59 I was like, it is so much effort for me to put makeup on today when I go outside to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to for me to put makeup on today when I go outside to my job. Who, who has the time? Who has the inclination? And this was the smokiest of smoky eyes. It is full on to the brow. To the brow. To the brow.

Starting point is 00:22:19 To the brow. Yeah. Take it to the brow. So they are sisters. Yes. And the little one has been bitten. Yeah. Yeah, so she's got to shoot the little one. So she's going to use one of their guns to do it. Mm-hmm. And then... No, she turns on them. It was a setup. It was a setup. It's very funny. I liked it a lot. Uh-huh. Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- the they they they they they they they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they're th th- th th th th th th th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th-s th- th- th- th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their truck. Yeah, they're a dealer in her truck. So they have to go looking, our boys have to go looking for our new truck. Yes, which they find quickly. They find a hummer filled with guns. Which to which Woody Harrelson screams, uh, thank God for rednecks? Yeah. Yeah. When we next is where w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w wo their their wo their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th the door. And this is where a new rule gets added to the rules.

Starting point is 00:23:10 Rule number 32, enjoy the little things. Enjoy the little things. And I feel like if our friend Columbus were to actually take that to heart, he would be a much better human being. Because just enjoying the little things. like touching grass once in a while. Touching grass, just like, oh man, I saw a butterfly today and it elated me. Like, okay, that is taking it a bit far. It's not fucking anime out here, all right?

Starting point is 00:23:36 It was really cool. Wait, you're telling me this story cool. I don't see butterflies all the time. I'm happy for you. No, I'm super so sorry I'm so cynical I can't enjoy a fucking butterfly. I've been trying to be more positive about things. I'm working on it. I'm happy for you but it's also chafing me a little bit. I know. I'm sorry. Do you think we could start coming up with cons? I mean other than this one that we've been doing for the last 10 years. What's the con? I don't know. The longest of cons with no pay off. If anything, we're conning ourselves. Yeah, one of us is gonna have to fake cancer at some point, huh?

Starting point is 00:24:13 Is that a good con? Can we do that? You have to fake diagnose me? Oh yeah. Can't, smells like lume, full It smells like loom, full body deodorant. Roses, sweaty pussy, and cancer. Is that a good joke? Put your glasses back on. Oh, what the fuck?

Starting point is 00:24:35 No, I would be terrible at Connie people. Oh, I don't have the resistance. I don't have like the, yeah, I'm a terrible liar. I'm like, yeah, I just couldn't do it. Hey, do you think it's better to be smart or lucky? Oh smart. Yeah, me too. Yeah, luck isn't real. No. So, oh yeah, this is where he says uh, he describes, uh, what is it, Wichitae, is that? That's Emma Stone. He describes her character as not your typical hot, stuck up, bitch. Oh, wait, who said that? Jesse Eisner, says that.

Starting point is 00:25:15 Well, I guess the character does. Sure, it's not him personally. He's like, yeah, I met other women like that, and she's not your typical, stuck up bitch. And I was just like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thi, I never thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's that's that's thi, that's thi, thpical stuck up hot stuck up bitch and I was just like I've never known a person who says stuck up bitch and casual conversation that I've wanted to have another conversation with. Yeah, I think that's fair. Yeah, you're just you're showing all your cards. Yeah, yeah, you're showing your own pettiness basically. Yeah, I mean stuck up bitches have rights too. Of course I'm petty as fun. Stuck-up bitches have rights, too. Of course they do. Of course we do.

Starting point is 00:25:48 I always say you are, you are not your typical- I'm not a typical stuck-up bitch. It's true. I am a really outgoing bitch. So we see that the sisters have been running con since before the apocalypse. They were doing the dropped wedding ring con. That is a very good con. And the guy that they con is the guy who was taking a dumper.

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Starting point is 00:26:33 Remember that Tesla that we wrote in Detroit when that guy picked up and the a sociopath. And we just stared at each other in the backseat without breaking eye contact for the rest of the ride. Well, he's just blowing mad cotton while driving us around Detroit. Your head couldn't fit in the bag of the Tesla because you were too tall. It was very funny. You just had a cocked to like a 45 degree angle. We were also suddenly drunk then.

Starting point is 00:27:02 Oh, yeah. We were also suddenly drunk then, because we had like shotgun to beer and drink right before we left the restaurant here on the show? I mean within four hours I would be vomiting on the streets of Detroit. Oh man. Everybody wants some. The soundtrack is movie rules. It does. I definitely want to get into situations where I can just walk into chashki stores and break everything. Oh my god. How good would that have felt. Yeah, it'd be fantastic. This has a lot of my like, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I th, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I th. I, I, I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi. the. thi. I mean, thi. I mean, thi. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, thi. I stores and break everything. Oh my God, how good would that have felt? Yeah, it'd be fantastic. This has a lot of my like apocalyptic dreams of being able to break stuff. Talk up hair behind a woman's ear.

Starting point is 00:27:34 Ugh. Uh, I would get cooler clothes. That would be like one thing that definitely be doing, like, uh, yeah, nice shoes. to look down on my flip-flops. definitely be doing like yeah yeah nice shoes stealing a lot of nice shoes did you look down on my flip-flops I just want to see what you had on I was checking to see your footwear just a little flippy floppy yeah just your house flip-flops don't you don't ever like slip in those what you mean no my flip-flips are really slippy no they're like they're they're Tivas so they're like a they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're ttthey're they're ty te tive te te thea te te thea ty they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they a padding on them that like my feet sink into you. Did you get them when you made your donation to NPR this year?

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Starting point is 00:28:48 that was out of left fucking thing. Yeah, it was a real tone shift that didn't need to have. Like, we didn't need to like feel worser for him than we already did. He's in theaken under his wing. Yeah. Oh my god. Yep, yep, yep. So they hook back up with the sisters. They, they believe that there are no zombies at the amusement park.

Starting point is 00:29:14 Right. But I don't know why, they're like, I've heard this. Where have you, where did you hear it? It's just a lie that she's telling her sister because her sister really, like that was the hapiest she was. So she's taking her there to die? Yeah. Question mark? Okay, that? Yes, and? Okay. Nelson, maybe this movie is way darker than I gave it credit for. I think on some level, yes. Like he's a terrible in-cell, she's taking her sister to die. Right. Woody Harrelson lost a son, a son. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thsa, thia. thia. thia. thia. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. that. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. a sweet baby angel. Oh fuck. The other girl just doesn't get to give much for personality. Well, she gets to have her hair tuck behind her ears.

Starting point is 00:29:51 She tells Jesse Eisenberg that Columbus has been burned to the ground. Yeah. And I thought, well, it's just Ohio. I have driven into Columbus on a multitude of occasions to see burning couches on the street. Columbus is a city I don't really like. No character to that place. Come at me, come at me, Ohio. I've only really ever been around the college. Yeah, because you were a Buckeyes fan fan. No, because that's where the punk houses were. And I've been to the Columbus Crew Stadium to see West Ham play. That I would like to do.

Starting point is 00:30:29 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The riverhounds are too league below. What the fuck are you bringing up the Riverhounds for? What are you doing that just to rub it in? Of course, they're not an MLS. Although they're making plans to expand the stadium to make it large enough to make them into MLS. Although you need like a billion dollars to buy into the MLS. It's a billion dollars.

Starting point is 00:30:50 You had to pay Lionel Messies a fucking salary. Someone's gonna have to do it. Because that money ain't coming in from ticket sales. See one messy, seen them all, you know. He's really amazing at the time. Oh, I know, I know. I read that he is a micro penis. He's just a little guy. Probably proportional. Not that little.

Starting point is 00:31:13 No, fantastic. I've never seen to play live. I never will. It's fine. Don't be fine. So, yes, she tells her, she tells him that Columbus is gone And then we get rule 17 don't be a hero Which will never come back up in the movie. No Then there's just like a weird cut scene of a nun dropping a piano on a zombie? So that was zombie killed the day. Okay. Which was the none killing a zombie with a piano with a piano? I did like that. I did like that? I was like, how does she get the piano up? the? the? the? the? the? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? the? the? the? the. I? the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. sick way to kill a zombie. I did like that a lot. And it was like, how does she get the piano up there?

Starting point is 00:31:48 Just like one numb? She's fucking strong. Yeah. A system of pullies and wincerees and winches? Yeah. And the power of her husband. Our Lord and Savior. Jesus Christ the Lord. Hmm, doesn't even feel right coming out of my mouth. So they get to LA and they're going to find a house to stay in.

Starting point is 00:32:10 So they get a star map in front of man's Chinese theater. Right, right. And Woody Harrelson says, we're going to the most A-lister of A-Lister's houses. Yes, and there's the gate says BM, and he says, it ain't Bob Marley. Who thought that it was? Who thought that it was? Why Bob Marley still have a house there?

Starting point is 00:32:31 How about Bob Marley? Why? Why? Why? ? It's Bill Murray? So, they're ato his house and they watch Ghostbusters. He has an Andy Warhol print of himself. Yeah, well, wouldn't he? You know who else I don't really like Andy Warhol?

Starting point is 00:32:49 And this is a controversial stance. Is it? In Pittsburgh? People fucking jerk that guy off all the time here. He hated it here. He hated it here. He hated it here and he left his name off the bridge, put Josh Gibson's name on. Didn't August Wilson also not like Pittsburgh? I think August Wilson was also, but I won't say that about him.

Starting point is 00:33:08 Because you get a, do we wait? I mean, he was a deeper cultural problem. He was good at his craft. He was good at his crap. He's good, yeah. I also, like, you're pissed on the te- about the bad Pittsburgh attitude and the fact that Pittsburgh insists on naming shit after him. That is such a Pittsburgh thing though. I know. You're from here, you're stuck here forever. I mean that is true for a lot of people. You know what they should re-name that bridge for Bruno Say Martino? Oh my

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Starting point is 00:34:11 All right. That's what friends are. Can I took your hair behind her? Can I took your hair behind her? He's making my skin crawl, which is weird because I just used your inhaler. Like, we are close. Like, we hug all the time. But if I just walked up to you, it was like, huh? Oh, I thought I would instinctively knee you in the groin. I was hoping through a far-throat punch, but I'll take a knee groin.

Starting point is 00:34:35 I can choke you out pretty quickly. So we find out that Bill Murray is still in the house, but he's a zombie. On a holy living dead. Yeah. Except that he's not, and for some reason, he's fake of the funk in his own home? Because they leave him alone. He does it to blend in. He likes to get out and do stuff. At least nine holes of the golf course.

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Starting point is 00:35:23 Oh my god, with that deep sultry voice. So Woody Harrelson and Emma Stone have the best time hanging out with Bill Murray. It's really cute. He's so fun, he's so funny, he's entertaining them. They're smoking weed and listening to Don't Fear the Reaper. Yeah. He says things like I just saw Eddie Van Halen. He's a zombie. He's a zombie. Because there's thi thi th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So the the the th- I the th-I ha th-I hi. So th-I th-I th-I th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiii. I's thiiiiiii. So thiiii. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So thi. So zombie now. Because there's this fun little diss of Eddie Van Halen where Bill Murray as a zombie supposedly looks like any man, Halen, which is funny. So then Bill Murray gets the stupid idea to go and razz Columbus. What did they think would happen? He would just think it was a hilarious jape.

Starting point is 00:36:10 But as you're in a zombie world, a man's pretending to be a zombie, you're gonna shoot him because you've been shooting zombies all day long. So I thought that this was all a gag until he was actually dead. I did like that they asked him if he had any regrets and he said Garfield maybe Garfield maybe Garfield maybe? Apparently he was not the first pick for this. There was some other actor that was going to be in this role. And they like dropped out last minute and somebody, maybe Woody Harrelson, their buds. Was like, I can try Bill Murray. Let me get Bill on the horn. And I remember hearing that years and years ago. I would love to know who it's supposed to be.

Starting point is 00:36:41 Probably Billy Bob Thortonon. Oh God. Another bill. They need another bill this situation. Bill the Cat from Bloom County. What? Do you don't remember the Bloom County comic strip from your local newspapers? Alan, you've got to stop doing this. It's fine.

Starting point is 00:36:58 Oh, it's supposed to be Patrick Swayze, but he was battling pancreatic cancer at the time and was too sick to do it. Oh man. God he would have been great in this room. I love Suzy. Yeah. Poor bastard. Did I tell you that I watch that new Roadhouse movie and it's unwatchable? I mean, how are his abs? Phenominal. Okay, well then it's watchable. Yeah. Hunky boy movie. Connor McGregor is abysible. As an actor? Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:28 Yeah. I think he's taking one too many dingers to the head. You think that maybe getting your head punched and kicked over and over and over isn't good for you? Huh? No way, Joe Rogan's super smart. Oh my god, yes. He's just asking the questions. So they have to now dump Bill Murray's body and give him a 21 gun salute. They really killed Bill Murray. They killed Bill Murray. And no one's that upset. They moved right on from it. What are you going to do though?

Starting point is 00:37:58 What do you do? What do you do? Yeah. And this is where we learned that Buck was not a puppy but a baby. And he was also wearing a tiny Hawaiian print shirt, which got me way more than it should have. And then Woody Harrelson says, I haven't cried like that since Titanic,

Starting point is 00:38:15 and wipes his eyes with $100 bills, why though? Because he needed to see what the clock tower on the back of the $100 bill. We just reported National Treasure for the action movie podcast for the Patreon right before this and I think I think we were both fucked. I think we were both very very fucked. It's ruined our brains. I'm not okay. Yeah, I don't know why that like a comedy beep beep at the end of, like I feel like the kid thing is really weirdly tacked on. It's it it it

Starting point is 00:38:46 it gut punches you for sure yeah yeah well it got punches you but it's also like the dog thing the dog thing was enough as we said earlier and then to have like a comedy beat at the end of it of like I haven't cried that hard with a ti. And then wiping your eyes with hundred dollar bills. I bet you cry that hard after your fucking kid died Dickhead this is wild. Yeah, yeah, again This is like contradicting my argument this might not be an in-sell movie Because like it's like tamp down your emotions right is your baby dead tough it out. I would never stop crying about that. I don't think that's awful. No. Yeah, so Columbus and Wichita get drunk on wine together. Yeah, talking about their 1997's. Yeah. I was like, wow, Emma Stone is the same age as me because I was 13 in 1997. No, she was nine.

Starting point is 00:39:38 She was nine years old. Having her first kiss. Gross. And then like in the, when she's telling him that he, she had her first kiss at this, and he's like, did he use tongue? Yes, it's disgusting. What a disgusting thing to say. Did he put his finger in your butt? Wow. That's what it felt like though. It's like, describe it to me. Yeah, what a creep. It was like, he. And he's like, he, he, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, describe. th. th. Des. th. th. th. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. th. th. th. He, he. He, he. He, he. He, he. He. He, he. He. He. He. He. He. He, he. He. He, he. He, he. He, he. He. He, he. He, he. He, he. He, he. He, he. He, he. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Des. Describe me and describe me every bit of it. Can you just start doing it now and I'll watch them across the room?

Starting point is 00:40:05 Oh my god. Yeah, what a creep. And then he complains about his 1997. Yeah. Because he always has to be like, woe is me. And then she, they started dancing because he never had a dance or whatever because somebody wouldn't dance with them. Because somebody wouldn't dance with them. Because somebody wouldn't dance with them. And th. And th. And their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the creep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. th. th. their their their the crea. the creep. their their their the Can we stop with that? Only I get to call people stupid bitches. It doesn't have the same sting when you do it. No. She says to him, you've got the guts of a guppy, but I could hit that. Yeah. Or at least give you the intentional walk to first. First of all, it's not an intentional walk. It's just an intentional walk.. If you get walked you go to first. That's what a walk is. Stupid bitch What's an unintentional walk to first? Is that a hit? An unintentional walk is when you're like this guy could hit it? What's an unintentional walk to first is that a hit?

Starting point is 00:40:52 An unintentional walk is when you're like, thi get to that guy and get the last out. Yeah, I got you, I got you. Do you? And then you're like, I could hit it, and she's like, I could hit it. And then, that's it. Right. Uh, I hated this part of this movie. Yeah, I don't care little bit further, lady. Or you could just fuck Woody Harrelson. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:41:25 He raw dogs, he's had a kid. He can probably give him the rat that rascal. They're all sleeping on the floor. Bill Murray probably has like 80 bedrooms. Yeah, but they killed him, so they don't want to like just sleep at his beds anymore. I don't either. So then they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they wake they wake they they wake they wake they they wake they wake they they wake they wake they wake they wake they don't know why they're doing this. I don't either. So then they wake up to Tallahassee and, or no, Wichita and whatever her sister's city is. Little Rock. Little Rock. Little Rock are going to the amusement park. They take off in the Hummer and leave Tallahassee

Starting point is 00:41:58 and Columbus behind. And they're having this conversation of like trust no one, just you and me. Yeah, just telling your sister I can't believe I almost kissed that guy. Yes! And her sister's like yeah me either he's weird. He's really weird. He's always asking you did you tongue that guy. To this I've written more zombies less cutesy shit. It's a little overboard on the cutesy shit and there have not been zombies for a while. Yeah. So Tallahassee while. So Tallahassee's like, fine, I'm going to Mexico. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't you? He seems, he's got real Cabo Wabobo vibes. Cabo Wabobo and needs a twinkie.

Starting point is 00:42:33 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So they get to the park, the girls get to the park, and they're turning on turning on turning on their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their together. together. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to drive through a gate, but I want to drive through it hard. Sure. She like just nudges it open. I would back that motherfucker up as far as the ticket booths. Greatest love song ever written. I'm going to back that as up and I'm going to drive it through that gate is at top speed. It's like, why would you not? Yeah, well, you might detonate the airbags would be a situation. Fine, there are just a lot of, see that I wouldn't have thought of, and that I'd have killed my 12-year-old sister. There are just a lot of things in this movie that make me really want to get my rage out.

Starting point is 00:43:12 Sure. I'm so full of rage. I don't know what to do. They still have those rooms where you can't just go and break the rooms, just, just, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, that, that, that, that, that, thi, that, that, tho, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. That, th. That, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, with it. Because I feel like she would get... Oh, yo, you can't go in the same room with some way. No, no, her blood would go up and then she would become a zombie. She'd be like, remember when I was 12? Oh, I was not kind to her when she was 12. Yeah, I was really mean to her. None of us were to Vick, no. to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the to th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. No. No. No. No. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She. th. She. She. She. She to. She was, to. She was to. She was to to to to. She to to to to to to to th. She to th. She was the the th. She was the to the earth. You were 25, you should have been nice to her. I didn't know Vicomature is 12. All right, good. I did and I was horrible to her. I'm sorry, Vicki. So we get this hilarious scene where Talaise is going to go to Mexico and

Starting point is 00:43:59 Jesse, or Columbus is going to ride a motorcycle, but hilariously he can't ride a motorcycle. I actually did think that was funny because I was like, it it it it it it it it it it, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was like, I, I was like, I, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, it's so so so so so so so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so stupid, I was like, I'm that's so that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was so much. I was so much that's that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so stupid so stupid so stupid, I was so stupid, I was so stupid, I was so stupid, it's so stupid, it's so stupid, it's so stupid, it's so stupid, it's so stupid, it's so stupid, it's so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid,to ride a motorcycle, but hilariously he can't ride a motorcycle. I actually did think that was funny, because I was like, it's so stupid that he would know how to ride this like hog. And then he just immediately hits the curb and flips it. And immediately Tallahassee's like, oh, you've a rascable scamp. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:18 Takes him to off the rides though? Nobody's operating them. I hate it. I hate it. I don't I do like The only thing I was like are they time? Did they just go down after like two minutes? No There's like a driver. There's a driver. That bored teenager that's real stoned. They're the one in charge of your fate Ride Ops. It's so, it's like, especially when they get on the, like, the jumpy thing. The drop tower, yeah. It's not a good, it's not a good look. The whole thing, you know, the idea that she's actually just sacrificing herself and her sister to the zombies at this place that makes them happy.

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Starting point is 00:45:45 your house. No. Uh, uh, la- the ladies are up on the drop tower and they're shooting zombies and they run out of bullets. Probably because they were wasting ammo earlier. Everybody in this maybe waste ammo and you know how I feel about that. So much ammo wasting, so much not concerned about finding food. No. But I do like the zombie going up and down the drop tower on her foot, like hanging on to her the child's foot. I thought that was very good. I have to think about how painful that would be to have someone holding on to

Starting point is 00:46:16 your foot while you're dropping up and down. I wouldn't like it. There's a clown zombie, of course. We knew that was going to happen. I do like that when he smashes it with a sledgehammer, its nose makes the like, ha! It's cute. It was cute. And the fact that it was the strong man sledgehammer that he smashed it with. He's not that strong. See, it's women saying things like that to him. Now you're making me feel bad. Look, it's not women's fault that men are in cells. No, it's absolutely not! Yes, but people listening to this don't know that you think that.

Starting point is 00:46:54 And people respect you, so why don't you not be so sarcastic? I'm sorry. The opinions of Alan a 30 seconds ago were trying to make a joke. I do not believe them. Good. So now rule 17 has changed to be a hero. Woody Harrelson yells, Tallahassee is nice this time of year to draw all the zombies to him.

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Starting point is 00:47:45 I would love that. I love that. So they save the ladies, Wichita and Little Rock. They get them down off the up and down machine. And how? Because they shot the control panel? Oh, there was an emergency switch on the bottom of it that shut it down. Gotcha. And she leans into him, gives him a hug and tells him that her name is Krista. And they smooch Alucci. And the sister is like- And he tucs her hair behind her ear. He does. And it's the like conclusion to a cycle of terribleness. Yeah. Yeah. In the end he got he he he he he he the end. the end. the end. the end. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the the. the. the. the theee. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. the. there's a twinkie that gets thrown to the guy now, and Tallahasse, he gets his twinky.

Starting point is 00:48:32 And he does this little speech, this little voiceover about how in finding these people he found everything he ever needed. They barely tolerate you. I guess that is a real family though, isn't it? Mine is barely tolerating me. Katie. Yeah, Alan. I have a question for you. I have a question for you.

Starting point is 00:48:56 What's your question for me? What do you think about this movie? Uh, I find the parts of it to be very problematic, specifically the Jesse Eisenberg parts of it. Yeah. Without him, this is a fantastic movie. Yeah, and like that character doesn't need to exist. He could have just been different. He could have been someone who, like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:49:21 You can be a, like, isolated loner without being a creep. Yeah. Right? Yeah, I guess the message there is that all isolated loners are creeps. And I don't think that's very fair. And like there's no like, there's no redemption arc to him? No, he just gets what he wants. He just gets what he wants. Yeah. It's like, oh, okay. I'm going to give this movie a six. Yeah, I think that's fair. I'm going to go with you on that. I'm going to get on that wild mouse and rider with you. It's a six.

Starting point is 00:49:53 Yeah, all that stuff. Totally enjoy. Woody Harrelson. to be very. Truly. Who's the younger actress? What is her? Abigail Breslin? She was great? And she is of age. She's like 12 or 13. This movie like she's really good. Yeah, it was like I looked her up and I was like oh my god she's 28 now. Yeah, yeah this was more than half her life ago. 2009. She was great in Little Miss Sunshine. I do love that movie. Very good movie. Yeah, she's great in that. With another actor that kind of weirds me out, Paul Dano. Paul Dano, I can't think of who that is.

Starting point is 00:50:28 It's her older brother in that. He's in There Will Be Blood. No, I have not seen that. It's in the Twilight Man's Batman movie. I have never seen this man before my life and I've seen that movie. He is a strange looking person though. Yeah. Wait, there's a movie called The Batman? Yeah, that's the one starring the Twilight Man.

Starting point is 00:50:52 What's the Twilight Man? Robert Patton's? Yeah. What? Two hours and 56 minutes? Eat all of my butt. Eat my giant butt. Please, your dumper. That's what I call my sheds. Katie.

Starting point is 00:51:09 Alan. Can I read you a very nice email that we received? That would be great. It says hello, you two! Hello, you won! I assume this is from a single person and not a creative effort. As far as I know. Long-time listener and all that.

Starting point is 00:51:22 I have had this in my this in my this in my my this in my my this in my this in my this in my this in my this in my this in my I have had this in my notes in bullet point format for a few months, never having the balls to send it. What? Why? Like what would we do? However, I think it might be a good time. Okay. Full disclosure, I typically fall asleep to a big band playlist or barely discernible episodes of suspense radio. What's the suspense radio? Uh, all the time you radio, like a thriller suspense show. Cool. About a year and a bit ago, I stumbled across where all family and said fell hard. It's not often I find myself agreeing with the opinions of strangers, let alone in my bedroom night. Oh, baby. You have a lot of strangers coming through with opinions. Look. They're just like, they're floating outside your bedroom window like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a th, a th, a th, a th, a thi, a thi, a thi, a the the thi, a thi-a, a the the their their their their their their their their their their, a their their, a their a their a their, a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th strangers coming through with opinions. Oh, look. They're just like, they're floating outside your bedroom window like,

Starting point is 00:52:09 that blanket color doesn't match the paint. You should get thicker drapes. Godfather, Part 3 is the best one! In your bedroom. Cream with opinions of strangers in the bedroom can be uplifting. Also about a year... Is this about boners? Yeah, yeah. Great. Yeah, do you need a slide whistle up in here. We should get more props for sale.

Starting point is 00:52:37 Why don't we have a prop comedy podcast? Which are our folly work? Also about a year ago I slipped to a pretty dark place. I was not blessed with two things for... I was not blessed with two things for certain. The ability to do math, same, and solid mental health. Same. Same. Listening to the show was a sort of reward for managing those really shitty days. Oh, baby. Now, it's a preamble, feel-good routine before Ellington and Bacey

Starting point is 00:53:05 count me into sleep. Oh my god that's the cutest thing I've ever heard. Luckily I bounced back although this blue J season might kill me yet. I'm sorry that's American League I don't know shit about shit. Fucking baseball, fucking Pitsburgh I am with you. If it isn't our sports team, it's Drake. Ugh. We'll always have old G. D'Grassy, though. And your high cost of living, my God. Anyway, I thought I'd send this note once for all.

Starting point is 00:53:35 You're appreciated your beautiful. Jay. Thank you, Jay. I'm sorry you went through some hard times, and I hope you're in a better place now. It sounds like you are despite your baseball leanings, but I bet you're not much better at math. Have you gotten any better at math? Me? No. No, Jay. If you want to get together online and work on math together, I could probably use them. Pretty good at geometry, Algebra, I'm lost. Geometry I like

Starting point is 00:54:06 a lot. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense to me. For some reason the visual aspect of it really looks logical. It's very logical. It's not, it's not abstract. It is not abstract. But it is obtuse. Is this acute what I'm doing right now? Sorry, I'm gonna come push hair behind your ear. Just tucking your beard behind my ear. I've always wanted to tuck my hair behind someone else's ear. I would murture you. I would genuinely murder you. I would be fucking acquitted to. On the the tip of mental health I want to thank everybody who reached out recently and said unbelievably beautiful things to us. It th. the the th. Just. Just. Just just just just just just just just just the th. It th. It's th. It's th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just thu thu thu thu thu thu, just just thu thu the the thu the thu the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the thu. Just just just tuck. Just tucke just tucke just tucke just tucke of tucke of tucke of tucke of tucke of tucke of tucking tucking tucking tuck unbelievably beautiful things to us. Thank you. It really warmed the cock holes.

Starting point is 00:54:48 It was so nice. We had a bad week. We tried our best. Alan got too high. You can cut that. You can cut that. I was wrecked for an hour. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:55:00 I had that like melt into the couch bullshit. I mean, I just got my car and druff home. I did have, I was like, when I couldn't talk, but I was thinking, and I was like, man, our tolerances are way different, huh? How many sour patched Oreos did you eat after I left? No, and I took this on to work and they were gone within an hour and I'm like, do I work with hummingbirds? What is happening right now? God, office people will eat anything, anything. Disgusting. Put their shoes on the table that just consumed them.

Starting point is 00:55:33 Disgusting. Put between two slices of bread, they're like, ooh, lunch. You just put it on the counter and they're like free. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they they they. they they're. they're. they're. they they they they they they they they they. they. they. they're. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're th. th. th. th. th. theeea. th. thea. they're thea. But thank you all for reaching out and saying kind, kind, kind things to us. Yeah, we appreciate it. Sorry, we had a bad week. Yeah, I'm not. We have bad weeks. It's fine. I don't want to be. I'll continue to be sorry. But one of us has to be. Someone has to go to prison, Alan. If you'd like to know what that is. that is. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. tod tod toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. today. today. today. today. today. todayto tron of Patreon and listen to our latest episode about a national treasure which I consider to be a national pleasure. Alan was, oh fuck, no, did you even say that in the episode? You blew it. All right, should we do another movie next week for these fine folks? Should do another movie next week?

Starting point is 00:56:16 What movie are we going to do next week for these fine folks? Well you put up a request for our patrons to give to ideas for now that we're into Pride Month, right, something that we could do for our queer, a queer friendly movie for our audiences, and I already don't remember the title. Yeah, I was thinking that we should like, we don't really do like the month themes, like we don't do like black history and stuff? You know, because it's fucking like, it's a pandering. I mean, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already feeling we're pandering. But I feel like in... But we can't really pander to the queers, because they're already with us. They're already with us. I feel like in this year of an election where shit is going to get shitty and it's already shitty for queer folks.

Starting point is 00:56:54 Yeah, we'll just, we'll I run into the trouble sometimes where I think the people, like earlier when I made that sarcastic joke, where I'm like, people know what I'm saying. Right. I have to remember that, like, you need to reiterate that stuff sometimes. Yeah, it's true. And so like, we're going to do a queer themed horror movie, and a lot of people suggested we do bodies, bodies. How could I've I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the tho tho the the thi the thea tho tho tho the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea thea thea thea thea the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thea thea thea the forget that name. Great job idiot. It's so nice they named it Thrice. Thrice. Yeah, so come back next week for that. Patreon. dot com back slash where off ambulance ambulance. You can get at us at where all of amaulents. Please leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcast. We don't ask for it often but we want it We should be better at vocalizing our desires. Oh, I love that. But putting it out into the universe. It's the secret, right? No, I think you're just asking people to do the things you need them to do.

Starting point is 00:57:47 Oh, yeah, yeah. And speaking of which, uh, Patrons, I will be better at which, uh, Patrons, I will be, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the patronsthoughts of Katie do not represent the views of Katie. Even though she says them out loud. And thank you for listening to another episode of Robles. Bye. Bye. Maniacs in our dead pools, civeties sight inside the pool.

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