Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 482- The First Omen (2024)

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new 2024 prequel "The First Omen." Yes, a prequel to that "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: some real extreme blasphemy as we go deep on Catholicism, a few spicy questions about what ol' Jesus is willing to do, trying and failing to upgrade our vocabulary to that of the times, and one of the absolute funniest hot-dogs-on-the-outside moments we have ever had the pleasure of experiencing.  We have covered a few entries in "The Omen" franchise: Episode 77 is the original, Episode 406 is the bafflingly named "Damien: The Omen 2." We'd also be remiss in talking about a prequel without mentioning our absolute favorite, "Orphan: First Kill" (Episode 399) and its corresponding original, Episode 395. Hey guys, we're taking a vacation next week to celebrate our nation's independence. There's gonna be a lot of hot dogs on the outside and I'm gonna eat them. We'll see you in two weeks. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to nearly 50 episodes of our action movie podcast with a new one coming every month.  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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from a privileged place of knowing about the Omen. You're from the 1970s, keep going. Can you hand me in my teeth? That's an oldman. Yeah. I was playing Fortnite before Katie got here. And just so you know. Alan explained to me what fortnight is, because I actually didn't know.

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because you had really set me up for it. Did I? Yeah, you were like I had to turn it off because when something happens I knew you were going to laugh so hard. Did you? Yeah. Okay. So we're doing the first omen. The first omen, which I didn't realize was the name of the film and not just the fact that we haven't done the original, but we have done the original. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, we have. Again, I think it's bad marketing on their part, but what are you going gonna do? It's too late now. Yes. It had a theatrical release, which shocked me. Yeah, in and out. The old in and out.

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Golden Child, playing the character of Saddam Numspa who is trying to, you know, kill the new Dalai Lama as you do. Like you do. Like you do. By feeding him a blood-infected oatmeal. It's a beautiful film. We have to do it at some point. It's Eddie Murphy's like, Nay, Deer, but I love it so much.

I don't know. Speaking of any Murphy, have you seen the new Beverly Hills Cop trailer? No. Yeah, there's a new movie coming out. So if we want to talk about May Deers, let's hold our words until that one comes out. He was so good in that Dolomite movie that he did. If you did, did you watch the... No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And uh, the too. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th............. to... to. to. to. to. to. the. to. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. the.... the. the. the... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. funny. I'm still really fucking funny. Okay, good.

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How far in the past? The 70s? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the- Sorry, I watched it super early this morning. Funny. Now I remember the riots and everything. Yeah, we got to get to a late night viewing of a movie every once in a I just picture you like, like your hair frizzed out with a cigarette and a coffee like

on watching a movie on 12 speed. My alarm goes off and I'm like, mother fuckers! Oh man, we should take a break sometimes so you don't have to do that every week. Let's do that next week. Holy shit, let's do it. Okay, great. Totally unplanned. We're doing this. Wow, so spontaneous of us. Holy shit let's do it. Okay great. Totally unplanned we're doing this. Wow so spontaneous of us. Spontaneity. Yeah. So Ralph Fennison is talking about the birth of a child who is not made in the normal child making way. Right, not conceived naturally. Yeah. Which is raw-dogging.

Naturally. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. To conceive. Ra- a natural way to conceive, raw-dogging. And I will say that this movie hits differently in a land where women's reproductive health is being thwarted at every turn, where like, oh, this conversation might happen about IVF. Right. Absolutely. Great, good, great. Yeah, we're doing a really good job here in the USA.

Let's take next week here in the USA. Yeah, USA. Let's take next week off for the USA. Uh, uh, and he's, he's, we're seeing this like in flashback of this woman in a very beautiful stylized shot of her being raped by a demon. Yeah, with like a waterboard cloth over her. I was like, please do not waterboard this woman. Yeah, with her just her mouth covered and inhaling this wet fabric saying, I can't do this again, please don't let him toucest me. Yeah, it's really good. It's really nice. It's really nice. It's really relaxing. Luckily, this is written and directed by a woman. So it's like, the, there is no tidillation in these scenes. No, it's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just this this this this is just this is just this is just the voice this is this is the voice this is this is the voiceillation in these scenes. No, it's just pure, pure violence, yeah.

In the voiceover, we hear the priests say that pregnancy happened quickly, which I don't know if that means that she got pregnant right away or gave birth right away. Yes, aunt? Yeah, that part was a bit confusing. So they get into this like kind of like back and forth where Charles Dance is like, I can't do this anymore. I don't want th th th th to to to th to th to th to to th to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thoe. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. th. thea. thea'ea' thooooooo' th. th. the into this like kind of like back and forth where Charles Dance is like, I can't do this anymore, I don't want to talk about this anymore. Yeah. I'm a real old guy, go back and watch me in and then there were none that came out recently. I'm really good in it. Yeah?

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So, the aforementioned checkoff's window falls. Yes. But it's not the only thing that falls. What else falls? Yes. Like, a piece of a piece. scaffolding. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, you better fucking not do that shot from the omen where that guy is split in twain with the pipe because you don't need to do that. No, don't do it. And they don't do it. No, they reference. They reference it. It's a nice little reference. Because what happens then? They split him like a loaf of bread that she put in the oven and you have to slice it so that it has room to breathe.

Yeah, it's got to get a steams out. And then he turns and smiles and his blood in his teeth. And it is very upsetting. I liked it a lot. Yeah. He's walking away after he gets sit with the pipe and he's like, I'm fine. And he he he he he he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's they. He's they. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's liked. He's liked. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like, t. He's like, t. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's walking away after he gets hit with the pipe and he's like, I'm fine. Yeah. And he turns around and walks away and his left hand is just shooting out, and closing into a fist and shooting out, glowsing into a fist. And I was like, damn, that's good Charles' dance. Very good. And then we get this a beautiful, a poppy woman singing over like classical music that I really liked a lot

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I don't know, because Missy's been away. Okay. So they're panning over the crowd and I swear to Christ, one of the people sitting in the airport is Paolo. Oh no shit. Yeah, I'll follow. And I was like, is Pollo in on all of this? Like, is he part of the... Yes, of course he's in on it. We see him later. Yes, very, very cool, nice little, subtle reference. This movie was directed by our Kasha Stevenson,

yes. Who, as far as I know, hasn't made a whole lot of other movies? This may be her like feature debut. It is, you're right. And if you see th th, she looks like she's a 12-year-old lady. Great. Yeah. So sick of people being younger and better at things than me. Yeah, fuck you, Green Day. I think they're exactly my age.

I was going to that green day is awfully older than me. What a thing to come to your mind is the first. I just remember when I was very, I was young and they came out and they were just like, they were Green Day when they started. They were that good from the jump. Yeah, God damn it. How did you do that? My bands are not that good. No.

No. meet Bill Nighi, who is the Cardinal. Yes, our third Nye. Yeah, Sean of the Dead. Sean on the Dead. And your and my favorite movie we've ever done, Love Actually. Oh, was he in Love Actually? Yeah, he's the like deflated rock star who wants one more hit about Christmas. Oh my God, I blocked that whole segment from my brain. Why was he even in that movie? Why was that storyline in that movie?

Because it's showing platonic love between two men can exist. Wait, who's his best friend? He's like Road Manager and he or he's his best friends and they love each other, but like they had to come to grips with it after a while or something. I hate that movie. Yeah, it's abysmal. So much. But it's like every third movie has that we've that we've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the. th. But it's like, every third movie has, that we've done has a cast member from that film. It's true. It's six degrees of whereof ambulance for sure. Yeah, so he is, he's the Cardinal, he's the big man on town. And we understand that he has known Margaret from her past. I wonder why that would be? Did you know right away that he was a bad guy? No, no, no. I'm asking sincerely. Did you know right

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He tells her she's destined for great things, like being married, to Jesus for no reason. Well, there's a reason. Well, the for unmarried knocked-up tramps I guess. Sorry I did that while you were just sipping beer. Wow yes tramps and their tramp spring. Yeah but only the girl tramp spring. Yeah no boys, no boys. Throw them down the well. Yeah. Like a wicker man. They mean the good one, not the one from the 70s. I insisted that, didn't I?

I insisted that that was the right one. Yeah, you did. That's a good argument though. You're incorrect, but I will go along with you. As a rule, I go along with you. As a rule, I go along with Katie. Thank you. Yes, girls only, no boys allowed. We meet Sister Silva, who looks like a real pain in the ass.

Yeah, I do not want to fuck with Sister Silva. She just comes out of the gate and you're like, all drinking vinegar. And we meet Sister Angelica, who is abandoned on the steps and is very ill, I don't know. She's th thi thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, to th, to th, th, to th, to th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, toe, is very ill, I don't know. She's given strong Mia goth-goth vibes. Yes, she is, it's because her eyebrows are blacked out. Yes. And she's got huge eyes.

Yeah, yeah. And she looks like mildly unhinged at all times. Yeah. Which, yeah, you got that going for you. I appreciate that about her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. recently about her being in trouble for kicking someone on the set of a movie and she's like yeah we all knew she was gonna do that right like she looks like the type of person who just started kicking people in a movie I think so I'd

think you think me I mean I'm not above it no I mean if she kicked me I'd be like hey man hey me a god and she'd be like a god it's gonna be like a man hey a gna and that kicks you again. So we see some drawings on the wall because children are always drawing, making drawings that mean things, meaningful drawings. Yes. This one was drawn by someone named Carlita Skiana, which the last name Skiana was written on the back of the photograph that we saw earlier. 100% thought the name on the back of the photograph was Joanna. Joanna Joanna, Joana baby. It's the 70s. Of course it's Joanna. And this picture is of like people

levitating or something, I don't know. Floating nuns or children or yes and. They hung it up, but folded it over so nobody had to look at it, which is also weird because she's at least five years older than all of the other children in this orphanage. Every time they're like, go play with the other girls and they're like, yeah, they're playing Jackson, I'm like smoking. Yeah. So like, hmm, I'm like, hmm.

I can't think of anything for a mature child to do but smoke. Well, that was you, so. That's true, I wasn't a mature child. I was definitely playing with Gijjo and smoking cigarettes at the same time. Oh my God, that's heartbreaking. And I'm proud to be. I don't think this is America's fault. Yeah, it might be. So we meet Carlita, who is maybe 12, I'm going to say, 11 or 12, yeah. And she grabs Margaret the nun's face and just licks it?

Which is foreshadowing two scenes that will happen later in the movie. Really? Because Margaret, when she's at the cluber, with Palo licks him. I would lick Paolo, too, though, in Margaret's defense. Especially if I had to marry Jesus soon. You know you're not going to get fucking railed. You know what, though, I feel like if you really marry Jesus, fucks. Especially like the, like, white Christian evangelical, like, a the, like, like, I... I. I. I. I. I. I. though, I feel like if you really marry Jesus, he would fuck. I feel like Jesus fucks. Especially like the white Christian evangelical like abs Jesus? Yeah.

See, that one I believe doesn't fuck. He's a know-he's a know-fab guy. You know what I mean? He's like an Andrew Tate guy. The like actual Middle Eastern Jesus fucks. Fucks. That's what I think. Come to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my the religious to my the religious to my religious the religious the religious the religious the religious the religious the religious the religious the religious the religious the thi. thioli. thuice. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoom. thoom. tho. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. thi. ucks. That's what I think. Come to my religious study class.

It's called Jesus Fux. Isn't that the Da Vinci Code? Isn't that what the Da Vinci Code argues? I don't actually know. Is it? What are we going to do? We're that on our action movie podcast? Oh, I can't do that again. Again? Oh yeah, I have read the book and seen the film.

So like one of those is your mistake, because you knew. I did, I got to the last 40 pages in the book and I said, I can't do this anymore and I left it in a telephone booth in Philadelphia. That tells you how long ago it was that I left it in a I saw the movie in Oxford. And there's a joke in the movie about the Oxford crew team beating Cambridge's crew team.

So everybody at Oxford went, oh, oh. It's about us. Oh, churnal, churnal. Idiot! I do like that when Margaret meets, what's her name? Carlita. Carlida. She's creeping on the other side of the bed and Margaret is Hail Mary. Yes, like hail and well met.

Or like, Hale and that little guy. Like, I'm just like Hail Mary oh Margaret no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we're not in Rome we're not doing the salute stop it stop it. Oh man what a little weirdo so yes she gives a Margaret some art yes which is a bunch of blacked out people around a floating child a child or a child is being drawn and quartered by nuns, I couldn't tell. Either one, a bad omen. Yeah, yeah. So we, Margaret goes back to her place and there's a lit cigarette already burning in there, which I thought was a very weird, like ominous tone.

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I'm just an idiot. Oh man. Also, Margaret's wig fucking sucks. Why are they doing this to this woman? Is it a wig or is it just like a lot of extensions? I think it's a wig. I think it's full on. So Luz is walking around in like a skimpy outfit because she says she's going to have to put

on a habit for the rest of her life so she may as well let her body breathe a little now and I was like I fucking love you Luz. Yeah and I also love that Margaret's like yeah I'll get them out. Yeah let's go do this whatever. And she also says that Margaret is from Pissfield. I know so many Pittsburgh Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Pits. Pittsburgh. I don't really say that. Pissburg. Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Pitsburg. Shitburg if you're from West Virginia.

Oh, yeah. Wow, keep that us from them. Yeah, really. You guys can't read, so. We have listeners in West Virginia. We probably don't have any listeners in West Virginia. West Virginia, wow, wonderful. John Denver, I don't know.

Home of Don Knotts, never disrespect it. I know, I know, Bibi. Home of the Moth man. Man his prophecies. Yeah. So, Luz definitely makes fun of her giant panties, which I appreciate it. Yes. Get your thong on for Christ. makes fun of her giant panties, which I appreciate. Yes. And...

Get your thong on for Christ. She's Luz is telling the story about how she heard the voice of Christ telling her that she needed to be a nun. And Margaret is just weeping. Yeah. And you're like, oh, Margaret's unhinged. She's unhinged. Yeah.

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Till we see Carlita getting shackled to a bed. I mean, yeah. Yeah, it's not good. It's not good. I do like that the girls who are teaching Margaret in Italian,teaching her wrong. Yeah. And do you know how I knew they were teaching her wrong? Because Farfalee means bowtie. He means butterfly pasta? And I was like, you got trik a fat kid, you get your fat kid. I hate Farfale though. It's my least favorite pasta because by the time the middle cooks, the edges are overdone. One of my favorite summertime recipes is al dente,

Farfahah. It's always al dente or it's overcoaed. With fresh basil, yeah. Mazzilla pearls and cherry tomatoes with a little olive oil, make a cold salad with it, so fucking good. Make that for yourself, but with a nice Fusili. You don't need that, you don't need the bow tie.

They're hard to stab, they're stupid. Farfali sucks. It's the worst thing my people ever did except for that whole fascism thing. That thing was not great. I wish there were still manholes in Rome that were referencing Farahli and not Mussolini. What are you gonna do? Time's changing? referencing for folly and not Mussolini.

What are you going to do? Time's a-changing. What? So yeah, Carlita gets strapped to a bed and... And then Sister Angelica is just laughing and then crying? Only refer to her as giggles the nun in my notes. They're like, she's very ill, but we've let her take her vows and what is her deal? Like bra, like Christ needed like kind of like a weird wife.

It's true. All these wives were like too cool. Or they were all just sticks up their bums. They're really high strong. I get giggles up here. Giggles. Giggles is your new wife. Giggles. She keeps things spicy. Oh god. So they're gonna go club in. They're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theiggles the nun. She keeps things spicy. Oh God. So they're gonna go clubbing. Now we cut back to Liz and Margaret. And Liz has this great blonde 70s wig on. Yes, it is very good. It's better than the wig that Margaret is wearing for the film film movie. So they go club in and she's like I'm gonna club and we go club. She heck of a look all that cleavage I would wear the hell out of that. Yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm daring daring I feel like that's just asking for a tiddy to

fall out while you're dancing. Oh yeah and I also like that's to tell you. to tell you still feel your feet and Margaret says yes and she says another then and she's the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the the th is that's such a friend. I know she turns out not to be a friend, but that's such a friend. What's up? Yeah. So these two guys approach, we get Paulo and Alfonso. Okay. And they're like, hey, Parlo Italiano and loses responses, not while I'm sober, or not while I'm drunk, or something.

Which is insane because she speaks Spanish, which is a very similar language. And so they start speaking English. Paolo is telling Margaret about how he was watching a movie with Barbara Strysand. He loves Barbara Strysan. And I was like, oh, he's gay. That's so cute. He's not gay. He's a Satanist. Yeah. Those are the only people who like Barbara Strys and right? Gayes and Satanists. And a lot of

crossover. Yeah, yeah. And your mom. And my mom. Yeah. And moms. And moms. Yeah. A lot of crossover. A lot of crossover. Yeah. So they have a whole gorgeous conversation, which is really fun and cute. And then he makes her dance and she's dancing like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're gay gay gay they're gay they're gay they're gay they're gay they're gay they're they're gay they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. the gay thy thy thy thy thy thy thy thy thy they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gay. they're gay. they're gay. they're. So they have a whole gorgeous conversation, which is really fun and cute. And then he makes her dance, and she's dancing like I do when someone tries to make me dance, which is just nodding my head and covering my face. And so she's just like, yeah, I'm drunk enough. Yeah, I'm DTF. Let's do this.

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where she's sort of shot from above and her spine is exposed, and it's like, she's very thin and you see like every little vertebrae. I liked it. And then she's like Ralph Mouth hugging herself. Yeah. For your youngsters out there. Doing what now? I only said yes because you visually explained it to me but what is what? On the TV show Happy Days there's a character named Ralph Ralph. Nope. Stop it right there. Who used to pretend to make out with himself by rubbing his hands around his body while he was, yeah, Ralph Mouth. I choked a little bit when you said Happy Days. It's just a show filmed or set in the 50s.

I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Yeah, well I still wasn't born. You had reruns! I had better things to do. Like, what? My little pony? Probably. Yeah. Here comes Ralph Henderson. He's here to talk to Margaret about Carlita. Yeah. He tells her to meet him at the cloister's. Right. Right. No, at his hotel in room 42. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where he's like, I've got to tell you about Skiana. Skiana. Not Joanna, you're dumb, dumb, dumb. I also love this bit of her just being hung

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This is the scene. Where I turn the movie off because like, ha, we gotta do this. They strap her down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's screaming. She ain't happy about it. No. They give her the gas, and I tried gas, it does not hit like that. No.

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So she smiles and then starts screaming again. And then we get these shots where the camera is like kind of circling her. Yes. And it like keeps going past her hoo well you're not going to show the full-on, oh there it is. Yes it is. Side shot of labia being pushed out, what comes out of her business? It's a baby, it's a sweet little baby angel. It ain't. It ain't a devil hand. It's a gross gray devil hand with long fingernails. Trim your fingernails before you're born people. Before you reverse reverse fist a woman, I need you to trim them nails. It is absolutely a reverse fisting. Do you think Rob Zafi was watching this and just went, devil hand, devil hand?

He was like, this is my thing. The miracle of life can be a messy business. That is what Father Bill Nahe says to her, Cardinal Bill Nahe, forgive me, says to her after she passes out and then is revivified. Right. By some nun putting a light in her eyeballs for a while. And then she walks over to Sister Angelica and Carlita who are like looking at a drawing of Carlita with a baby in her belly. I put the baby in there. And sister Margaret says, I don't think that's a very appropriate sister, and sister Angelica just kisses her right on the mouth. After she snatches the picture back from her and she's pissed. Oh you don't

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Oh, I was like in my 30s? Yeah. Yeah. Well, but I was about the same time. How dirty. Tell me more about Nick at night or whatever. Motherfucker, Happy Days was on prime time television when I was a child. And when I was a child, it was on Nick at night. Back to back with I Love Lucy. Ah, so... Yeah, after I survived the Black Death.

Yeah. I'm so glad you did, because we wouldn't have this show if you didn't. It's true. So, giggles takes off. Yeah. Giggle goes about our business. So we never see giggles again. Nothing will happen with giggles. Giggles reappears on a balcony. And I was like, don't, don't move.

You don't have to do this movie. Soaking ass wet. Yeah. And I was like, we've already, and she says it's all for you. Yeah, she's waving saying it's all for you to Carlita. And it's like, no, you don't, movie. Don't do this. It's just no longer a hat tip. This is just recreating something. And it's like, so the devil just has like a couple things he does. I think the devil is like Freddy and that he wants to be quippy sometimes I don't know. He's also like listen I got like six signature moves. Yes and that's a lot you know most pitchers only have like two maybe three good pitches. Paul Skeens has five the devil has six. And you know the devil's got pine tar under any of his devil. Devil's off if you're not cheating you're not trying if you're the devil. Yeah that's what I'm saying that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not the the that's not cheating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's not cheating. that's not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah what I'm saying. But so she is wet because she is setting herself on fire and hanging herself. Which seems like that overkill to me.

Overkill. It seems like you're not committing to the emolation if you're willing to kill yourself before it's done. I mean, what is the point? Well, part of the point in the emolation is that you're putting yourself through this ultimate suffering. Oh, and then you hang yourself and just end the suffering? Yeah, yeah. Oh, grow up, Sister Angelica. Come on, giggles. Tough and up. I burned myself on a grill today and I cried. I'm sorry, you're all right.

I have burned pads if you need them. No, I'm all right. I got the tip the tip tip tip tip tip the tip tip the tip tip tip the tip the tip tip tip the the Nah, I'm all right. I got the tip of my finger off the other day. And now I'm doing that thing where you're watching your skin regrow and it's like it's just a little puckered buttle right now? It's just a new Allen. Yeah, it's all new Allen. It could be someone totally totally. It's t off your skin? I don't think that's true. And like, you're totally not the same person you were when you started off?

I don't think that's true. Yeah. Quistlin, why would I still have scars for more than seven years ago? Because they're deep. That's why they're scars. You want to listen to Sunity of real estate and just hang out for a while. Put the cure back on. We'll just be quiet for a while. So this convinces Margaret that she needs to go visit Ralph Innocent. Yeah, as you do. And he's a radical priest, as he describes himself.

And I think I'm going to start calling myself a radical. Can you do the Shaka Bragg? Totally radical. Totally radical. I'm a radical podcast host. I still, when something is really cool, I still say, oh, that's rad. I say rad all the time. It's so dorky. Red and dope all the time. That's how you know these things aren't cool. What is cool though? I mean, is it was cool? Do you even still say cool? I don't know. Fock. Hey kids. What we really need is one of our listeners of the younger variety to give us like a lesson. We can put it on YouTube. It'll be fun.

Unless we're doing it of like, hey, parents, this is how you can talk to your children. I'm just going to like a petarast if I learn too many youthful things. That's true. Oh boy, oh boy. Ralph Edison says that the truth is there are two churches. One that follows the teachings of Christ and the other that turns a blind eye to torture, rape and murder. Because what does does does does does does does does does does does does does does does does does does does does it fear th is th is it fear th is it fear th is it fear th is it fear th is it fear th is it fear th is it fear th is it th is it thus thus thus thus thus thus the the far as I know, it's just the latter?

You mean, are there churches that follow the teachings of Christ? I don't know, Unitarians maybe? I have no fucking idea. But I mean, the Catholic Church, not a good record and not turning a blind eye to those things aforementioned. No, no. I give you Ireland in the 70s and the church. Western Pennsylvania for my entire childhood? Yeah. When that report came out in the

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kids birthday parties with really elaborate themes. You know what I mean? One thing, and then everything matches that theme. And that's Satan with 666. But I'm just saying. Like imagine being this unbelievably powerful, like almost God. Yeah. Like you got kicked out of heaven because God was like, come on, tell, like, I'm the one. I'm the one. So like, if there's a... I've been here for you all along. If there's a second one, it's gonna make me look bad. Right. So I gotta get, and you're handsome too. Yeah. So I gots to get rid of you. And by the way, in a few thousand years, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I' thi. thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've thee. I've theee. I've thee. I've theee. I've thi. I've the. I've calendar. I need you to pay attention to those things because it's going to be important. I just think Satan changed with the times. Everywhere that's hate could get the mark of the beast in there. He did. Just wait for heavy metal, dude. It's coming. It's coming. Oh, fuck. So they are having this conversation about how there's evil already inside Carlita. Yeah. So she's pregnant or she's not pregnant?

Yes. Or she's the devil baby. She's the devil baby who's going to have a devil baby because the whole thing is that for the devil to put a baby and his own baby, because that's like soups evil. So I know it's not a complicated concept, but I was having trouble keeping the generational shit right in my head. Because like, my big problem with this movie is, if Margaret was the first Skiana to survive, hmm. Margaret was the first Skiana to survive. Hmm.

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all fucked up. But no, she's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then some other nun runs in the the the the the streets. There's like, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. thi, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. Yeah, th. And, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thin, th. Yeah, thin, th. And, thin, th. And, thin, th. And, thin, th. And, thin, th. Yeah, th. And, th. And, th. We need to run outside? No, stay in the building if they're fighting outside. Gotta get back on that bus! Let's get all these children into the streets. It's where the cops are shooting to your cat. Yeah, let's get the babies out there. Oh, that, that riot was none of their business. No, they should have stayed in that museum or whatever. Mm-hmm. So people are all grabbing at Margaret. There's, the hands grabbing at her shoulders and her elbow and then just a like goblin devil gray gooey ghost hand comes out and grabs her right in the titty.

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is and it's very fallic looking as well. Oh it's definitely a peeing. Yeah it's definitely a very round tongue. Yeah. She's just standing the street screaming and holding herself. And then she gets fired from being a baby nun. Yeah. Can't you? No you can't th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, it's th th th th th th th th th th. It's just th. It's just th. It's th. It's th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi. thii. thr- thr- thr- throooooooooooooooooooooooooo' th. It's from being a baby nun. Yeah. You can't just fire a baby nun. Can't you? No you can. And every night when these kids go to bed, they have to listen to this monotone-ass nun just going, silenzio. Maybe she should try being a bit silenzo so everybody can take a fucking sleep. Yeah, so she gets called to sister Silva's. This is where she gets fired from being a nun. She's like, you know, you're kind of bad at this. We might want to put you in the bad room. Yeah. She's told to keep her distance from Carlita. And so she goes out

and walks the streets and who does she see? Oh God, I'm shortled when what happens, happened? Okay, let's talk about it. to thi th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thus. thu thu thu thu. thu. thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thu. thu thu thu to thu thu thu thusa. thusa. thusa' thusa. thus. thusa. thus. thus. thus. Okay let's talk about it. She sees Paulo. We're in the same shirt, but look it all fucked up. Yeah, look a little sweaty. Why did he look all fucked up here? I don't think he's slept since he saw her last. Okay. I think he is supposed to have seen something he shouldn't have seen. I see. And it broke him. And that's why he says look for the mark because he, I see. And he starts saying, I didn't know, I didn't know. Yeah. And so she kind of chases him into the street and he stops in the middle of the street, which kids, if you're listening, don't do it.

Don't stop in the middle of the street, because we all knew that the scene from, what is the movie where death comes to get you. Final destination was coming. Yep. He says just look for the mark and then gets railed by a truck. Into a building. Into a build and it's kind of almost exactly the truck that kills David Warner. Yeah. In the O.G. And I was like if they decapitate him I will be so angry at this movie. They don't. Not exactly. So the truck is stopped against the wall pinning him to it. And he's saying the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. tri. tri. try. try. try. try. try. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. true. true. true. true. true. true. truck. truck. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. true. true. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. to. tr. tr. to. tr. to. tr. tr. to. tr. tr. true. true. true. to. to. truck is stopped against the wall, pinning him to it, and he's saying I'm stuck, I'm stuck. And the driver's like trying to get it to turn over so he can back up and I was like, just

put it neutral and push it backwards. Yep. And that's not what happens. She's like, hey, I'm going to help you. Let me pull him like that? And also, damn, she is strong. I don't know if you've ever listed it, lifted an adult human being before. Sure.

I tried to pick up Heathen Wright at the God-awful movie show in Detroit, and then I dropped him on the floor, and then I was really embarrassed. Had you picked him up, and his legs weren't there? I think I could have got him off the ground. You think you might have noticed? I think I might have felt, he felt unreasonably light. You wouldn't have just started walking away with him? She's walking like a goddamn baby, because she pulled him in half.

How did she do that? She's not that strong? She pulled him in half. I guess she is though because She's not that strong. She pulled him in half. I guess she is though because she's the baby devil? I don't know, though. We've not seen, like, Damien never, like, established that he was very strong. Never like threw Lance Hendrickson or anything. However, the baby in the's because that baby was a grown-ass man. Baby put people into a sewer drain.

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And then when you do communion, no, that's communion. When you do confirmation, in eighth grade, you have to wear like a white dress then, too. So it wouldn't surprise me that they would get dressed up to Mary Jesus. Wow. You're gonna shook. Yeah. Like the idea of making a child bride eat a man's body is really disgusting. And that's how I became a good Catholic. Like, no disrespect Catholics, but a lot of disrespect.

Oh yeah, disrespect the fuck out of them. It really messed me up in terms of shame. Yeah I can imagine. Yeah I'm Presbyterian and I got fucked up by it I can't imagine. So there's this shot while Luz is prepping for her for her Jesus marriage. Yeah where... She's wearing a pretty sexy wedding dress though I want to say. I think that woman just doesn't have like, when she later puts on the full nun regalia it's just like wood I guess yeah you're right or she just exudes sex so there's a shot of like a like two doorways one of them has her wedding dress like beautifully lit and one of the the other side of the

doorway is her just like sitting like sort of contemplative yeah and like that's a little darker on her side. And it's so fucking gorgeous looking. I feel like it was wasted on this movie. But it's also like, okay, I'm gonna watch the next movie this person does. Because they've got an eye for this. Percent. Yeah. So Margaret's sad because she's not marrying Jesus.

Or something. And I was looking at Luz's like, is this what you really want? Or I just want, do you just want to party in Rome too? You just want to go to the disco and get fingered like everybody else? Everybody else. Yeah. But while this is happening, Margaret realizes she needs to go find the secret hidden files, which she finds in one scene. This has the th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thi. thi. to to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. thi. toe. toe. to to hands down stupidest musical sting in this movie. Wait, when is it?

She is like, look here on the office. She's like, oh, it's like a doorway behind me. Let me find the key. Ben's over, there's the key. She grabs it, and it goes, brun. Like it's fucking Zelda. And she found the flute, and she's going to blow her away. And she found the flute and she's gonna blow her away to wherever she needs to go. It's so fucking stupid.

And I was like, movie, you're better than this maybe? Like don't do that. I think so. Yeah, like that was just like a, no, we, this movie does multiple times in the movie, it's like, hey, dummy. This is very like an artistic movie made for stupid people. Yeah. Yeah. But also I was like, this is gonna open a filing cabinet. This was the filing cabinet made in the 1800s. Come on now. Like he's like a old skeleton. It's a cross. It's a cross. But it doesn't open secret passageway. It's a hole in the wall which she finds immediately. It goes into the basement. She rolls like a one on her spot hidden.

She's real good. She's real good. She only had five and she's like, there's no way I'm going to roll under that. She's like, I'll try anyway. I'll try anyway. You can do it untrained. Always try. Always try.

Always try. What's. I didn't write anything down, so I'm assuming a file cabinet. There's files and file cabinets, and she finds all these files about messed up babies. Oh right, she pulls out the Skiana file. Yeah. And we see that there was like a set of conjoined twins who died at birth. Yeah. That was number 13. Was that the lot of legs baby?

So this car, the Carlita, yeah. Is 14, number 14? No. I didn't catch the numbers. No, Margaret must have been 14 because Carlita came after her, so there was no file on Carlita. No, there was a file on Carlita because she was the good baby because they're going to reference her picture later. Because he doesn't have a mark on her farhead. So she finds the file that has no picture. Right, and that's Carlita. No. Carlita is the baby with the good picture.

She's the baby with no picture because, uh, Innison has her picture. Ralph Ennison has her picture of her. If, you know what, none of this matters to me. They fucked up a bunch of babies and they got too right. And they're all signed off by the same priest father, birthman, who's still in the, the nunnery. Oh, he's that old guy. Yeah, yeah, who's smoking cigarettes all the time. I would too. She straight steals those files. Yeah, and then she straight steals Carlito. She does, she does.

She's being restrained by a bunch of old nuns, but I feel like I could take those old nuns. I don't know, man, they got the nuns' strength. Do you think the nuns are strongs are strong the strength are strong strong strong strong. you're a little bit afraid they're gonna hit you with a ruler. Ain't scared of them. Whoa! And this is where she sees that Carlita has 666 on the roof of her mouth. Yes, she does. Yeah, so then they put Margaret in the bedroom.

Yeah, mm-hmm. The bedroom decor rules. Yeah, it's like weird like orgy scenes. Yeah, This is definitely going to make Carlita better for sure, locking her in here. But Carlita's been drawn on the floor. Yeah, she moves the rug and finds that Carlita has been hard at work on this floor drawing of, I don't know, demons, aliens, titties. It's real some heronimus bosh. Yeah. It's version of erroneous kids bosh. Copyright, copyright, copyright. Well, no wait, you can have that.

Honestly, that one's a throwaway. So Margaret's having hallucinations again, I guess. Yeah. Because she sees a naked, bloody person stand up in the corner of the room. It's so good though. It takes a long time for this image to develop, which I tho tho tho took takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta, because it takes a long time for this image to develop, which I thought was like a little bit longer than you would normally see in one of these like insidious-esque movies. It's patient. I like it.

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And then, uh, uh, Father Gabriel comes to save her. He does. He believes now. He found the files. Yeah. And so they decide to go see Ralph Innocent. As you do. And he, as he, as he, as he, as the the they, as they, as they, as they, as they, as they, as they, as they, as they, as they, as they, as they, as they they they they're, as they're, as they're, as th, th. tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. tho, th. th. tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thou, thin, thou. thin, thou. to to to thoua. thin, thoua. thin, thoua. G. G. G. G. G. G. F. As you do. And he, as soon as they get there, he's like, were you followed? And they're like, no, but we did take the nunnery driver. And he's like, that's fine. And that guy, if there's ever a dude who looks like he is in on it?

Yes, he's not, tho them that they need a male, these are all girls, so they need to have a male child. He just sort of susses out that the devil needs to fuck his own baby. Yeah, yeah. He's just real smart about devil stuff. How does he know that? Devil math, devil math. I like that.

I feel like that's a new Trump rally song. Go ahead, Kid Rockington, go write that one, piece of shit. Sir Kid of Rock. So, uh, she finds the file that the photo was yoned from. Yes. And she matches up the photo and immediately goes, Oy, oh, y. It's a me, Margaret. Because Polo's like, she sees Polo's last words of, look for the mark and she's like,

I bet it's on top of my head. Yeah, because the baby's got it on her like forehead slash scalp, yeah. But also, I beg that if you had like lumps on your scalp, sure. Yeah, th Braithing that hair. No, she didn't. She's real dumb. Yeah. And then she's like, finds the mark and she was like,

that's right, those things that I thought were visions were just me being raped by a demon. Correct. Oh, demon rape. The water board mask on. Yeah, which admittedly looks rat. It looks really good in spooky and evil. It's really good in spooky and evil. Evil sexual assault scene, like nail on it. Yeah.

There's more spiders. Spider is the Satan. And this is where Margaret goes to get a Satan abortion. June 6th, Satan abortion. Because that's right, it's almost 6 AM on June 6, which is real convenient timing. So this is where I started referring to his Madge because I got tired of typing out Margaret. Oh, and they're they're trying for the abortion. What happens to them? She starts to have contractions. Yeah. And why is the driver going along with this but he is?

And then there's a car accident. They get to boned. Rip the driver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it looks like Father Gabriel too? Is he also dead? I think so. I think so. Yeah, yeah.

And Ralph innocence fucked up. So he's not Father Gabriel on Morth. Just, Alan's just shaking and said, no, no, no it can't be. He could be though. Timing checks out. And then she kips up like a fucking Dracula, like just stands up like Nusparatu? Yeah, she's doing some weird new Tick-Tock dance. I feel like it's supposed to be very dramatic, but I found it like a little bit comedic. I think it's because she's shot only from the front, so it looks like she's doing almost like the Michael Jackson thriller dance.

Would you like to load up a year old band comment? Because I'm about to say it looked like she was doing Joe Cockers dancing when she stood up. God, Alan, what are we gonna do with you? Is the guy who did the Wonder Year's theme song? Yes, it it it it it it it it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is. It is, it is. It is, it th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, thi, tho, tho, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I I I th. I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I tho-a, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tho, tho, th. I that the guy who did the Wonder Year's theme song? Yes it is. Cool. So her water breaks and then all the blood comes out of her as well. Yeah, this may be mad that her water breaks later because the baby is born and call, which means your imniatic sack hasn't broken. But we saw her her water break. You don't have any kids, do you, Arcasha Stevenson? Nope.

Or else, maybe demon babies got lots of waters. Maybe, maybe, they might have several sacks. You ain't never had no demon. No, I had a good egg. Yeah. She had a little angel. Uh, and the priests are all around her, and we cut to black to black to was like, man, please don't go to another fucking hepatitis commercial right now. I love that for you. It didn't. It comes

back and she's strapped down to a bed, bum, bum, bum. And fucking Cardinal Lawrence is standing over her, Bill Nyee. The science guy, he is just right there for her. Real piece of shit. Yeah, not a good dude. He tells her that the baby she's about to bear will redeem the church and bring the people back to God. All this, like the beast has to mate with its offspring just for more money in the collection plate. Pieces a shit. But, but what about all our gold stuff? And also just like, knock her out for giving her this C-section. Like like have some fucking compassion. Yeah, they give her like a fucking epidural or whatever, like they just like... Yeah, I mean you're not normally knocked out for a C-section, but I feel like in this case... When you're having the Antichrist? Do her the mercy.

Yeah. So she gets wheeled into what I refer to as the freakyer part of the tuncunction. Yeah, where they have a birth fork? What does that fork for? It's like even with the tools. The scraping fork. Oh probably to get a percent out if it's stuck. All that happened to someone I know had to have it pulled out with their doctor's bare hand. Oh man, that's a doctor at bear ants? Bare hand. Bawes and hair and everything. So they're gonna take the baby out of her and that's the scene where they cut it out of her her the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. totake the baby out of her and that's the scene where they cut it out of her is fantastic I thought it looked great and yucky yeah great and yucky agree and then they pop the baby the sack around the baby well it's two babies yeah a girl and a boy and you hate to see looze so excited about it you thought they were buds she's also excited because in the background you hear Ave Ave, Satani. She likes it. Yeah, she loves the old movie.

They also hide the tiny Satan baby dick under a cloth, which I thought was tasteful. SBD. SPD, Satan baby dick. He had Satan baby dik energy. Oh God. So she wants to hold the baby. Yeah. And I'm like meow, because we saw her staring at scalples.

Yeah. I was like, oh man, she got stabbed that baby. She's gonna stab that baby. She should kill that baby. She should kill that baby. But instead she still stabs Bill Nye. Yeah, he had it coming. That man is unbelievably British.

Yeah, he's like, yeah. I bet when she cut him just like a fucking Union Jack fell out of his body. She's like very hesitant to stab the baby, which I thought was interesting because she has no feelings for the baby. Like she didn't even know that baby existed. It's not like she carried that baby lovingly in her womb. She carried it for nine minutes, it's all mitten minutes and made her do a funny dance. Ayay, ay. So, um, Luz, like comes and, uh, like, stabs her?

She does, because Margaret is fighting with sister Silva over the baby. Oh, that's right. And Sister Silva's like, hair down, like, fucking ready to rock and roll right now. When they found out that a boy baby was born,

they all ripped off their the. Hell yeah, we fucking did it, dog! Yeah. That baby's gonna, I guess, fuck another lady who's also a Satan baby and have another antichrist. How far will this go? I don't know. So, Sister Silva says, burn everything, leave them both to die, meaning her and the baby girl. Yeah. But Carlita is watching. That's not who the both is it turns out though. What? Yeah. Who's the other one? The other one is the jackal who raped her. Is burnt to death down there. How do you know that? You see it in

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well, we gotta watch the omen. Exactly. I would believe that a lot of kids this life. Watch the Omen. This is why you need an annoying friend who knows too much shit about shit and wants to gape keep things. It'd be like, no, you've got to watch the first one first. That's right. The actual first Omen.

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Super stoked. Did people still say stoked? Can I still say stoked? I hope so. Because I'm pumped about you saying stoked. I'm so psyched on it. I think that's wicked. And boss. But I also think like we, as I said earlier, we're living in this time where women are

losing reproductive rights, these movies are going to start coming in droves. And they should be to remind us that women should have reproductive rights along with all the other rights. And it's also that there's, it's a religion that's taking them away, you know. What? Yeah, how about? th th th th th th th th, th, th, th and I th and I th and I th, and I th and I th and I th, and I th, and I th, and I th, and I th, and I th, and I th, and I th, and I th, and I th. thi, and I th. And I th, and I th, and I th, and I th, and I tho tho, and I tho, and I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th, and I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th and I th and I th and I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. And I th. And I tha, I tha, and I tha, and I also tha tha that, and I also that, and I also that, and I also that that that that that that rights. And it's also that there's, it's a religion that's taking them away, you know. What? What? Yeah, how about that? What? How about that?

What? Can you read a review that we got recently? Yeah, dude. I just saw it this morning. Now you screenshot it and send it to you. This is a five-star review from Hexman Smitty. The title is, why does Katie hate the Irish? And the review says, who hurt you dog? I'm so bum that it doesn't say who hurt you, Dag? Listen, I don't hate the Irish. It's just that my ancestors hated the Irish.

And also, it's how you get your slight discomfort with all the Italian bashing that goes on out. You're like, I can throw this is the Irish. That's right, because people hate Italians, too. It's true. Well, they don't hate them, but they do make fun of them. Endlessly. Italian Americans anyways anyway. And I anyway. And I thaa Americans, tha Americans, and I thiiiiiiiiii and I th an th an th and I th and I th and I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. th. thi, I will thi, I'll th. th. thi, I'll thi, I'll that, I'll that, I'll that, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I I I I I I th. th. th. I th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I'll th. the. th. the. thea. thea. the. thea. I thea. I'm thea. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I of them. Endlessly. Italian Americans anyway. And I will say I've been trying to do this for weeks to get you hyped up on the Irish,

please watch blue lights. It is fucking phenomenal. I'm going to get to it. Katie. Alan. I have some bad news for you. What's that? As we mentioned earlier, we're a break. Yeah, for freedom.

For freedom and for myself. And because we don't take a lot of breaks that are just like, hey, we're giving ourselves a break, it's not like, hey, our mental health is deteriorated. Or I have COVID and can't speak. I'd love to, but I literally can't speak. So, this is a little vacation for us. July is always a downtime for us anyway, so it's fine. No, nobody's fucking downloading the show in July.

You guys are out there drinking beers and thinking about America. USA. You're downloading Toby Keith's songs, RIP. Is he dead? Oh yeah, you tried like a month ago or two months ago. Why would I know that? Genuinely, knowing that I know nothing about celebrities, let alone country musicians, why would you, let alone remembering something that happened four weeks ago. I figured with your All-American Fourth of July playlist, you would have gotten a notification to remove the Toby Keith.

There isn't no Toby thoe on there. I got Murkin by descendants. Which is my second descendants reference in this episode. So yeah, we're going to take the next week off and then following that, we're going to have another guest episode. We didn't mean to book him this close together but it's a summer and we're tired we don't we want someone to bear our load. Just like the devil. Just like brides of Christ when he fucks them, right? Jesus fox? Well he psychically pegs them. Right. If I twint going to hell before. Do you think Jesus is irreparably horny? Yes.

Yes. But the following week after the America's birthday, which will all be celebrated with cake, we are going to be doing what movie? We are going to do the original, number one, Godzilla. You might call it the first Godzilla. The first Godzilla. Which sets it the first Godzilla. The first Godzilla. Which sets up the movie Godzilla by stating that Gregory Peck is the father of Godzilla. That's correct.

And this is going to feature my cousin Joe, who has been insisting that we have him on this show for literally 10 years because we're still using the mixer that I took from his basement 10 years ago when we started this podcast and this is the only movie he will do and I bet he's never listened to an episode of the show. Definitely not. When he gets here let's quiz him. I love that. He better be fucking funny I'll tell you what. So come back in two weeks for Godzilla? Yeah. We're still talking about, figure out when we're going to do the new Danzig movie, and

our line of duty podcast. I know. If I'm getting up at 5.30 to watch the regular movies we're doing, how am I going to do this? I don't know. I'll figure it out. And for all the Patrons, because of Vacation Week, the new, the new, the new, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, to, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, and, to, toe, and toe, and toe, and toe, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and the, and the, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they-s.e.e.e.e. they. they. they. they. to-s. Week, the new Patreon episode is going to be a little late. Right now it's looking like it's going to be the Warriors.

Yeah. So get excited about that. Man, I was at Sandcastle last week and I saw this woman who had a killer Furies tato on the back of her leg. But the, instead of wearing, but it was like a pirate's thing. I can see that. It was so fucking dope. Like the Bucco Furrys. Yes. I really heard someone talking about the Warriors and saying, it's like on some podcast.

And I can't remember which podcast I was listening to her, but they were like, you know, it just wasn't, it wasn't realistic enough. Oh my God. It went to all the gangs, wear very colorful, cloudish out of costumes. Some of them are wearing overalls and riding on roller skates. Some of them are just called The Orphans and have short pants that are cut off. And they're really dirty. Really dirty. It just wasn't realistic. It wasn't gritty enough for me.

Dipshits. God, this world is full of dips. Oh, man. So have a great two weeks. We will see you soon. I'm sure we'll throw up some movie for the for the re-releases. Let's put Love Actually back up. Bless you. Bless you. I feel like we've posted Days of Thunder more than once, huh? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It feels like a good summertime movie. Yeah, or over the top. Have we put, yeah, we've, we've, reposted it over the top too. All right, well, it's gonna have to be love actually then. Yeah, here you go. You're welcome. Or that Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie. No, that is perfect, one and done. And thanks for listening to another episode of World Warwambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Who? Savini's sightings at the pool. Now we do in Finland's cute, fulfill reviews.

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