Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 491- The Night House (2020)

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2020 supernatural/psychological horror film "The Night House." Special topics for your consideration include: a lil bit of Pinhead, butts on the water (fire in the sky), the long-reaching tentacles of trauma, useless husbands, and great practical effects.  We've now covered quite a bit of director David Bruckner's work. You can hear us discuss it in Episode 167- The Ritual, Episode 402- "Hellraiser," and Episode 436- "V/H/S." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Please, I am begging you, please vote for "Masters of the Universe" starring Dolph Lundgren for this month's movie!   leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Hey Katie. Oh, hi, Alan. How are you doing? I'm okay. How are you? You know, just hanging out in the night house. Just hanging out in the nighthouse. Just hanging out in your allegory for depression, huh?

Your allegory for depression in how it affects those around you. Oh, it hurts. Hey, after watching this movie, I would just like to say to you as a loved one and everyone else I know, I'm sorry I guess. Yeah, I'm super sorry for the way that I am. I've really I just you know I'm sorry I'm depressed. Sorry I fucked you all up. I'm gonna stop taking my pills because I don't think I'm worth what's in them. Oh buddy. Just kidding this is a really fun movie. It does I mean it hits that sweet spot that you know I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love I love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that tho tho that's tho thooooooooooo. the way the the the the. It does, I mean it hits that sweet spot that you know I love, love, love. Yeah.

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Sounds like a cool bar I would open. It sounds like a place that Zach would take the rest of the gang to after the peach bit after dark closes. Absolutely. That's a joke for only some of us. This was directed by David Bruckner, who is part of that like Thai West Adam what's his fucking name Adam Wingard crew that did like VHS and stuff? Yeah yeah and he went on to direct and the new Hellraiser movie right? Uh, with a lady pinhead. Uh, yeah, you sure did. Yeah.

I feel I hated that. It wasn't great. No. No. The ritual was really like. Yeah. Yeah. And this is pretty great.

Spoil it. Like, um, to drop something I read a long time ago and then confirmed, this was basically a spec script for doing a new Hellraiser movie. Oh. Where they were like presupposing that Julia wasn't the bad guy? Wait, how? That she was like the, she was like put upon. And so they were gonna like flip the script on like making her a good character? I don't like that at all. I know. And luckily, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. thi that's thi that's thi thi thi thi thi thi to do to do to do to do to do to do to do thi thi thi to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do thing a thing a thing a thing a to do to do thing to do to do to do to do thing thing thing to do thing thing thing thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to do to do the to do to do to do the to do the the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to do to do the to do th were going to like flip the script on like making her a good character. I don't like that at all. I know but and luckily that's not what

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Stop! Oh, it's weird because Alan's making a finger gesture to me over a laptop. Oh yeah, we're zooming again, y'all. It's my fault this time. I'm working too hard. I can't leave my house right now. I'm testing negative for COVID. I know, I'm sorry. I'll see I'm excited to do this either way. Yeah, me too. So we open as all good movies should on a dingy on a lake? Lake people. Living on a lake in upstate New York is like

peak 50 year old white guy and I'm 100% in on that shit. Yeah, the house is gorgeous. Like if you have a lake, you need big windows. And they have their own bathroom sinks. Have you ever known anyone in real life to have to have to have to have to have their to have their their their their their to have their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their good good good good good good good good good good to have their good their good good their good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good their good good good good their good good good good their good good good their good good their good good their their their their their their their their their their to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have their to have their their their tho thoooooooooooooooooooooooo thoooooooooooooooooo to have their their their their big windows and they have their own bathroom sinks have you ever known anyone in real life to have their own bathroom sink? Yes the only people I know who have that are rich people. Yeah I don't know anybody everyone I know has one sink and everybody fucking uses it. Yeah yeah yeah. Wild here's how little... here's how little get up and go I have is that my first thought was man I should have married an architect not that I should have been an architect

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Oh yeah. You know how I get super stressed out when it's like one person just acting against nothing? She does it so beautifully in this movie. It harkens back to CM Punk in that Jizz movie. One thing this film could have used, more jizz. More pro wrestling too. Just lighten the mood a little. She has such good, it's not resting bitch face, but it's like resting, I don't care if you continue to exist face. Yes, she's almost like a bit of a mouth breather, but not in like a gosh way, it's more just like a disdainful way. Yeah. Yeah. God I can't pull that off. And I think that combined with like just like when she is laughing she has a great smile very toothy smile, it's very nice. I find her very attractive and I'm like you're not not not my normal type, but like I'm all in.

Yeah, yeah, she's pretty great. She's clearly coming back from a funeral of some kind. She's wearing funerial garb and I think it's raining, which it always rains when there's a funeral. And she's getting a covered dish as she goes in the house and I was like, that's how you tell me someone's at a funeral. That's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thri's thriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's thi, thi, funeral. That's right. And she throws it home with a covered dish. She throws it immediately into the trash, which I liked quite a bit. Not even given that casserole dish back. That's a 9 by 13.

That's a Pyrex. Those aren't cheap. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. the to corows it in the trash and then 20 minutes later in the movie, she's pulled it back out and eaten out of it. Yeah, you know, you have feelings. We make decisions and we live with them in this world, you know?

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Or is it, I thought it was wine at one point because it seemed like they had a bunch of jugs of homemade wine? It was wine at one point, and then she goes into her husband's brandy reserves. Gotcha. And offers it to somebody and they're like, yeah, I don't want that and she's like, I don't either but I'm getting a taste for it. That's right. Yeah, yeah. I don't, any hard liquor.

The only one I wish I could do is like scotch because it like you can talk about it, like a real dickhead. Oh yeah, that's when you get to be super smug and your life is when you get into scotch. You know, it's got a, it's got PD notes, it tasks like earth and horse blanket. Okay, tho clear liquors because they don't make me as insane as brown liquors do. Okay, yeah. I can drink gin all night and be fine. You give me some like bourbon. You're getting a different Katie, you know. Oh. Oh. I was gonna say the only clear liquor I could drink is aqua veat and that's because it tastes like anus. Yeah, your favorite. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm. Is the. It. It. It. It. It. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I the only. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I I I I I I I I I I. I I I I. I I I I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. say the only clear liquor I could drink is aqua veat and that's because it tastes like anus. Yeah, your favorite.

Is the only time anyone ever watches their wedding video after their spouse dies? One thousand percent. Guys, if you're getting married, don't don't make a video. Don't you'll never watch it unless your spouse is dead, in which case you're just feeling sad. It's right up there with like making a sex tape like when am I going to watch this? Unless you're making it to make money on it, don't bother. And you're certainly not making money on that wedding video. Would people start jerking off to those? Or unless like the bride falls into a pool, in which case maybe America's funniest home videos will pick it up, I don't know. Oh, Bob Sagitt. God rest his soul. Oh, oh, no, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theee. theee. theee. thee. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th money. God rest his soul. Oh, yeah, old Uncle Jesse. Oh, no. No. Shhh, move on. So she's in bed. There's an empty pillow. It's all very stereotypical, lost my husband. Yeah, yeah, but it's got enough like jujed to it, then I'm like, oh, what's going to happen while she's

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Yeah, like when she goes, I was like, oh, don't go in that basement. And then she goes down, I was like, whoa, that's nicer than my whole house. All right. But did you notice when the basement door like swings open and you see the shadow standing in the door? Yes, I really like the different ways in which this incorporates like the man's head in shadow, because it's in several scenes and it's very good. It's reminiscent of a little film called Hell House LLC, in which things are happening in the background, you know? Yeah, yeah, it's also, I like it because it's, it's that like quarter of your eye horror

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Plus, they don't pay you on FMLA because this is America. that's right. It just means they can't fire you for 12 weeks. Only if your company has 100 or more employees. Let's not talk about labor law. When she gets up in the morning, she sees that the gate to the dock was open, and that there are like dried footprints coming up from the dock. Muddy, bloody footprints. Muddy, bloody. I thought it was just mud. It's not just mud. It's not. It's not. No, it's not. And she, uh, here's a gunshot from across the lake as well. Yes.

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So she is a teacher. She's finishing out the school year with her teacher best friend Claire. Claire. Claire's a doll. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know her from anything? She was familiar, but I don't know.

Did you watch the HBO series? I know the answer to this, but I'm going to ask anyway. The answer is already no. So the HBO series starring Bill Hater, Barry? No. She plays his love interest in that. She's very good. Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah. There's this great interaction where a parent comes into Beth's office or Beth's classroom and starts talking to her about her son Hunter who got a sea in speech And she's like we all have personal matters to deal with sometimes this bitchy mom

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And he's also like, just let me know and I'll get rid of the boat. Like, because we find out that's where Owen killed himself. Yeah, see that'd be the first thing to go. You're not getting in that boat again. No, no. Especially because we see her looking at other houses online when the mom comes into her classroom. Yeah, she's all over Zillow. They were really reasonably priced houses too. I was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the to to the to the to to the to to the to to. I to the to. I the to. I to. I to. I to. I to. to. I toe. toe. toe. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, the the the the the the th. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I was. I th. I that. I that. I was. I was. I was. I was. And, that. And, th. And houses too. I was like, oh God, 2020. I defy you to find a house in the Hudson River Valley. $275,000.

Suck my flaps. Or as Alan said, right before we hit Record, that he was going to kick me in the flaps. But now the footsteps are gone. The muddy, bloody footprints are gone. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah. And so she's putting all of Owen's shit in bags and boxes and comes across a, or a book that he'd been using for his architectural drawings that she had given to him, yeah.

Yes. As it's going on, the architectural drawings start getting more esoteric. Yeah, it starts with drawings of the house that they live in. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,'s, as it's going on, the architectural drawings start getting more esoteric. Yeah, it starts with drawings of the house that they live in. And then you get to a page that says like, reverse floor plan, I think. Yeah. Right. And then he's writing like, circles and mazes and things that just say like confusing patterns. Is that what you learned at architecture school? But it's like and one of them says like confusing patterns to trick them. Trick it don't listen to it. Yeah. Yes. And then it says Cardroia which is a word I've not I'm not familiar with. So I looked it up. Yeah. It is a Welsh word that means turf maze. Oh. yeah.

Always wanted a turf maze. Really? I mean, wouldn't it be cool to have a hedge maze in your yard? Yeah. I mean, we don't have yards that big. I figured go for that second sink and then the hedge maze. I think I'd get more joy out of the hedge maze than the sink, honestly. I've been sharing a sink my whole fucking life. It's true, it's true. But imagine the sink that you're the only one who spits in it. I mean I have lived alone, so I guess I've had my own sink. So I guess

I've already gotten there. You've already lived the dream. I've lived the dream that almost feels like a wormhole between the two houses which is very interesting. And it's also because I've seen this before so I was paying close attention to like little details. Yeah. I think the fetish doll is the thing that's in the center of the two things flipping back and forth. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So then she goes to sleep, as you do, after you find that your husband's making nightmare mazes.

She's just like, oh, I'm done with this. And then music starts playing on the speakers. Now, this would scare the shit out of me. Yeah, no one wants to wake up to folk rock Rock in the middle of the night. I feel like I would just run right out the door and into the lake. Like goodbye, you know. Just a Katie shaped hole in the wall that she'd go through. Through the window, those fucking lake windows. Oh man, it's so nice.

Honestly. I feel like this house is just asked to be broken into the thii. Because if we let, we're city people. We're like, lock those fucking windows and maybe put a bar on them. So she gets a text message from Owen that says, come down. And then don't be afraid. Yeah, good spookery. The record stops. So she calls him, which I don't think I would do. No, no, and it gets answered. He picks it up, but it's like a static kind of distorted voice saying Beth look out the window

Yeah, yeah And what's out the window Katie? I don't know because my next noot just says butts on the water? You got it? What is that? Owen's naked standing on the water. Got a great butt. Tushy towards the window. Yeah, buts on the water. Fire in the sky. But it was all a dream. It was all a dream. Yeah. No text. So she finds his phone, plugs it in, nothing unusual. Yeah. Except a photo of a dark-haired woman that looks like her but she isn't sure is her. Yeah. She shows the Claire, and Claire's like, I'm pretty sure that's you.

Her friend's like, you're fucking insane, yeah, yeah. Claire goes a little hard in the get over paint for me. Well, she says that, like, why were you going through his phone anyway? Yeah. But then she's immediately, like, I'm sorry I said that, that was stupid and insensitive. So I give her a pass. You don't know what to say when your best friend's husband kills himself. It's true. It's true. And Claire invites her out for drinking with the co-workers, which I'm sure is going

to go fine. With some disillusion teachers. Gary, Gary's a no-Suck. Scary sucks. He's doing some serious mansplaining of things. Right. They're talking about ghosts. Yeah. And sleep paralysis and sleepwalking. We learned that Owen started sleepwalking a year or two after he built the house. Mm-hmm.

Or was he? No, I don't know. Wasn't he? I mean, he was sneaking out in the middle of the night, so was the sleepwalking just to ruse. Have you ever sleepwalked? No. Thankfully, have you?

Really? So scary. So scary. I went into the bathroom and just did some weird shit and went back to bed. to the, I did, my parents told me that I once woke up in up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up in the the the to to to to to to to to the to to the to to to to to to their to to told me that I once woke up in the middle of the night, walked over to the like clothes hamper that was in the hallway, and just open it up and pissed right into it. Were you drunk? No, I was six.

You know what? You would only been peeing in a toilet for less than half your life at that point. I don't fault you on that one. That feels like a toilet. But I was not awake when I did it. So yeah I have slept walked. Slept walked. Yeah. So Gary starts asking like tough questions like just getting way more personal than he needs to. He's like you really had no idea. Yeah. And then she's like and then the I didn't catch the other woman's name that's not Claire or Gary. I don't know that she's given a name. Yeah. She says well did he leave the note the the the the the the the he he he he he he he he he left he left he left he left he left he left he left he he left he left he left he he he he left he he he he he he he he he he he to to he left to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, I didn't catch the other woman's name. That's not Claire or Gary. I don't know that she's given a name. Yeah. She says, well, did he leave a note?

Yeah. And everyone's like, whoops, nope? Why did I ask that? Yeah, she pulls it out of her purse. And the woman goes, oh, you carry it in your purse. Yeah. And it's got blood on it. the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the note say? Uh, something that I believe deeply in my heart. You are right, there is nothing, nothing is after you, you're safe now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Why is, we got to get into why that is the message. Oh, okay. I can explain it now or later if you would like to explain it now. So, um, basically that he knew that nothing was chasing her, and nothing is the thing that's like pretending to be him. Okay, so it's a double, double usage of this word where nothing, he was, there's nothing actually chasing her because he was the one that was chasing her physically.

Yes. Yes. All. But but but but. But then it gets more scurry because as we learn he wasn't actually trying to harm her. This thing was like fucking with him to make him think he wanted to harm her. Right. So like again, why her passing her trauma on to him. Right. Right. Because we learned that she died when she was growing up in Tennessee in a high high school car accident was dead for like four minutes. People asked her what it was like and she would say like she didn't remember but truthfully there was just nothing. It was just a long tunnel. Yeah. And I love the way she talks about she's like I died when I was in 17. When I was 17. I was in a car accident, rolled over a mountain, a mountain. A mountain ton ton ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te. te. te. the te. the the the the the te. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. t way she talks about, she's like, I died when I was 17, when I was 17, I was in a car accident, rolled over a mountain, pancaked.

Pancaked? What a joyful word to describe being smushed. And she saw nothing when she died. And like, I used to have a terrible fear of death, like crippling at times. And then one day I was just like, I realized that there's nothing after you die. And that like was such a relief to me. Like that there's nothing, like, there's nothing. I'm just living when I'm living and then I'm not.

Yeah. I hope that's true. I hope it's not just a long dark hallway forever. Sure, yeah, how nightmares would that be? Yeah. But they can't do that to everyone. That can't happen to everyone, right? Then you get into the good and the bad, and then you're Catholic and I just can't.

I just can't. I love it. Like, Claire is a good friend. She's like, do you want me to say, I'll just call my husband until I'm not coming home? She's like, no, just stay until I fall asleep. And I feel like stay until I fall asleep is such a sweet thing to do for a friend. Yeah, that's, you trust and love someone. Yeah, but then of course she wakes up screaming, or the house. Mm-hmm.

And she says you want to say something, talk to me, which I again would not yell at my haunted home. I have no balls. And then she goes out into the woods at night with a flashlight. Yes, and there's a woman like yelping and running and then there's two women that both look like her. They're wearing different outfits, but one of them is the blouse from the photo and then a third woman materializes and runs from behind her and jumps off the edge into the lake and you're just like, the fuck man?

I find this scene very unsettling. So unsettling. Especially the woman coming from behind her, their out of nowhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And one of them's running in just a shirt and her underwear. Yeah. Like, it's, ugh. Yeah. Not that I'm scared of underwear.

Just the idea that's all be running into the woods and just to turn their underwear. Women, I'm going to need you to take your underwear off. It's women's underwear, man. Scares me. I was attacked by a thong as a child. I just have a lot of panty drama. People are mad at me for saying panty, I bet. I was gonna say, next we're gonna say moist and just send him into a tissue. Did it for me? As this is happening, she looks up across the lake and she sees a house with the lights on.

Yeah. No window is not there. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. She looks at the boat. She looks back up. The light is gone, the house is gone. But the boat is still there. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

And the voice tells her to go to the crime scene tarp and blood and I guess his clothes in it. Yeah, because he took all of his clothes off and like neatly folded them and put his boots next to himself. He's gonna be mad when he finds out she's just throwing that shit in the garbage. But now there's footprints on the dock again. Yeah. And she says if you're with me, show me. Beth girlfriend, you are losing it. I know, I know. She gets knocked back by some invisible force into the boat. Yeah. Which sends the boat across the lake. Yeah. And it's a blood moon all the sudden. Oh my god, if I believed all of this was happening, I would be hiding under the blankets in my bed. I would not be out here, fuck it about. Forever, ever. And she's awoke and she's awoken when the boat hits the other shore.

Yes. Yeah. And what did she see, Katie? What did she see? Another house on the other side of the lake with women who look like her walking around and looking out the goddamn windows. And then she sees her husband with one of them kissing her from behind, but then they're fighting. It's very upsetting. I really like when she goes around front and goes in the house,

and the number for the house is not just reversed numerically, but the numbers are flipped. Yes, it's like you put them on backwards. And I really like that. I love that. I love later in the movie too when she looks at the clock and the numbers are backwards, which indicates that she's in the like the other side. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at these goosebumps. Can you see that? It's so good spookery? Good spookery. I love this scene too because she walks into the house and as soon as she opens the front door she sees herself sleeping at her house and thinks. Yeah., the key is in the same place under the same pot or whatever. But then she wakes up, the scene cuts to her basically waking up in her front door opening, but nobody coming in. Yes. So fucking good. You gotta move. You're done, Zell. Yeah, sell this place. You're gonna sell this place. Even with a recent death of this place. You're gonna, you, you, you, you, you, you sell this place. Even with a recent death of this place, you're gonna make a mint because it's totally sweet.

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And obviously it's going to be a weird statue of, you're right, a pinhead fantasy. Yeah a woman like bent over backwards with sticks in her vivis. Yeah, and like nails all throughout her, but specifically in her hoo-hu-ah in Amos. Yeah. While she's in here, she hears creaking floorboards from upstairs, but is not particularly disturbed by this bit of information. What are you going to do, huh? I don't know. It's the woods? It's probably a bear, you're fine. Yeah, yeah. It's probably just a little baby squirrel. So she goes to Mel's. Yeah. And Mel drops some knowledge on her. Yeah, yeah, some Mel bombs. Which is that he used to see Owen wandering around in the middle of the night from time to time. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi this this thi this this this this this this thi, this this thi, this this thi, this this thi this this this thi thi this thi thi thi thi thi this thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the night from time to time.

Again, why I think the sleepwalk he was bullshit. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. And he asked, Owen asked Mel not to tell her. Because Owen saw him with a woman. Yeah. Or Mel saw Owen with a woman. Yeah. He said that the woman looked so much like her that he called out to her. And then Owen showed up at his front door telling him that he had urges. That he was shy. Shameful urges. I mean, we all have shameful urges.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like kicking a horse right in the dick. I wouldn't because I know I can't. It's like that thing where you just want to grab a cop's gun, you know? Yeah, I was thinking more than I'm glad that incognito will never track all the things that I've looked up in that window. Oh yeah, that's totally private. So, my shameful urges. Beth asks Mel like, well, what kind of urges? And Mel, you'll forgive me for not asking. Yeah. You're a good guy, Mel. Katie, I don't want to know what your shameful urges are. Alan, I just told you.

And everyone. I feel like that's A, not shameful for you, and B. I'm not ashamed, actually, yeah, I'm not ashamed. It's like when I realized I didn't have guilty pleasures. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, wait. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't want the, I don't the. I don't want the, I don't want the, I don't want the, I don't want the, I didn't have guilty pleasures, I just liked what I liked. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, wait, I just want to say one thing here. This now says I'm down to 17 minutes at 28%. So I'm going to, I think I'm going to save this audacity file just so we don't lose

any of this. So she finds a bunch of his occult books. Yes, including one called the t. Yeah, that's a great pronunciation of that. I watched a lot of Welsh TV. Sure, sure. And in that book she finds the fetish doll in drawing form and Owens drawing of the fetish doll. Yes, and it's there's just written in the margins like decoys and deceptions and simple mazes and reverse spaces to confuse or weaken dark forces. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The book is stamped. Oh yeah. Oh well you're I mean look you know how to confuse and weaken a dark force. You're a force for light and good. I'm sorry you were going to say. The book is stamped with where it was purchased something that has were going to say.

The book is stamped with where it was purchased, something that has never happened to me in my entire life. Nope. But the book was purchased at a place called Books and Melodies. Yeah. And so she goes there. It looks cool. I'd like to go there.

Just like a nice little bookstore. Love little bookstores. Oh, no, before she goes there, she sees the first time we see like her standing in the kitchen and there's like a pillar and has the woodwork in the column. That turns into a negative space face that turns to face her. It's the full like upper body of a head, neck and torso of a man. It is such a good like optical illusion spookery. I I I I I I I I I. I the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th turns to face her. It's the full like upper body of a head, neck, and torso of a man. It is such a good like optical illusion spookery.

I love it. I have two notes to say, very good, well played. It says, the voice has come back, to which I was saying, maybe don't go back. So then she goes to the bookstore. And this is where she sees the woman that was in the photos that her husband had taken, after she annoys a guy at a front desk. She's being sort of rude to the guy who was just trying to work at a bookstore while having a ponytail, which is every American's right?

Yes, yes. Yes. But she confronts the woman, there are pictures of you on his phone, and she's, she's fresh out of fucks to give. Yeah, yeah. So she tells woman, there are pictures of you on his phone, and the matter has been resolved, I guess. He's dead, suicide. So matter of fact. Yeah.

And the girl's like, blee, blee. She says, take your hair down, take your ponytail out because you slept with my husband and I'm asking you nicely. Yes. Oh, oh. Oh, yes. The things people say. Mm-hmm. She does.

She takes it down. And it's just to confirm that she kind of looks like her. Yeah, I mean, I skid see that from her fucking face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this woman denies having slept with him. She says she barely knew him. And? And the end. The end of the movie. How are you doing on time now?

Oh, fuck. 13 minutes 21% Katie, Alan. Welcome back to this episode of Where I'm Fabulant. You know, it was nice to take a three-day break from recording this single episode and to finish it on a Sunday morning. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Got my coffee, uh-huh. That's it?

I've got, I've had no coffee yet, and I've got my scratchy morning voice. Oh, yeah. People are gonna find it sessy. Sessy, I'm sure you record my voicemail. Don't call me. Hi, hang up a fucking phone, don't you. Just the thing that says voice mail. the thii.

Foultuck. I remember how to get in here. Yeah. Every time I get a voice, I was like, the fuck do I do that again? I think you just press it. Don't you just press the thing that says voice man? Now, yeah. Oh, yes. Yes, no codes. Yeah, no codes. No, no, I don't know.

So this movie. So this to be blamed for any. No, it's actually like every step of the way, everything that lined up to cause this to happen is a choice that I made and made badly. And you know it. Oh, so we're back and we're together again. We're together. It's true. It's nice to see your face in person. Yes, and you. Yes. So she goes to Clare's. Yes. Clare's like stop going through his stuff. You're like, oh he was fucking you too, right? Oh right, that's gonna come out, right? That's gonna, yeah, yeah. Because she's like he had a secret life. Leave it alone. Yeah, leave what? We all have secret lives. She does say that. And I was like, Claire, what do you doing girl? You nasty. Which is funny because in Barry Barry, what? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Cla. Cla. Cla. th. th. the. Clare. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to Claire, what are you doing, girl? You nasty. Which is funny because in Barry, she has an extremely secret life. What is that about?

That's about, Bill Hater is a hitman, and it's a comedy show. So go from there. But it's like an HBO comedy show, so it's like, you know, sad, funny. that, uh, I want to call it slacks, but that's not right. What's the name of that show with Jean Smart? Hacks. Hacks. Yeah, you liked that a lot. I like that a lot. Yeah, yeah.

I of course didn't see it. Sometimes we need to go on vacation and it's just gonna be a bed and Jerry's and fucking Netflix vacation where I love that idea. Let's just rent an Airbnb and watch TV for a month. We both get sweatshirts where we cut the neck out enough that our shoulders can hang out one time. Yeah, I like that. We're just sit around and eat ice cream and watch. We're both going to need progressively larger

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How do you live after that happens? How do you live the rest of your life looking at a shower glass door? So here's where I got the idea that she was just really hoping for a ghost moment? She's like, I'm setting up a pottery wheel, let's do this. I'm calling whoopi. Call in whoopi. You endanger girl. So, and there are wet footprints in the bathroom.

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but she's not, it's so good. What is that movie? What is that movie where the woman is being sexually assaulted by a ghost? It was really popular in the 80s. And they like they would have her like the ghost touching her breasts but they did it with air so that it would like dip in where the fingers are supposed to be and stuff. That is cool. But also, you know. Yeah, it's gross.

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you gonna fuck that ghost. You gonna fuck your husband's ghost. I don't know. I don't know, Alan. This is messing me up. There's a book that I really love called The Fisherman and at one point the spoiler alert for the fisherman, the character meets his dead wife and the first thing they do is fuck and I'm just like yep but is that what we're? Nah I'm not doing that. I don't think so. I feel like I want to chat first. I gotta get warmed up. Maybe the supernatural is foreplay.

You might be right. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So then the door slams after he says no and she's locked in with him. Yes, the glass shatters and she goes to look in the mirror, but she's someone else. She's one of the other women. Yeah. I love this. And for a second you have to be like, is that, oh, the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh that, oh the, what, huh? It's very close, very close.

It's one of the other women from the photos, and then she sees Owen like burst in behind this woman and strangle her, and then bash her head into the glass. It's so fucking scary. Oh, it's terrifying. Yeah, then something grabs her and bashes her head into the glass. This is what I assume the entirety of that new invisible man movie is like. Um, yeah, actually a lot of that, but also like science and technology. Really? Yeah. Because he's like a tech guy. Yeah. And also just like so much domestic reviews.

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I have seen so much as well. Yeah, it's a great show. Yeah, yeah. this back to this thing with we somehow we got from domestic violence to Heidi Klum taking her shirt off. Yeah with Cam Hayward in the middle. We're with a Cam Hayward sandwich. That's what Scientology does to you. It's true. So the she turns around in the bathroom doors open again and she can see the digital clock behind her and it's backwards and it gave me legit goosebumps. Yeah and she and the woman whispers hide which is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. gave me legit goosebumps. Yeah, and the woman whispers, hide, which is so scary. I like, and all the women look weird. They don't, they look like off somehow that are like hiding under the beds and stuff.

It's almost like their pupils are real big. They look at their own mushrooms. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There are women hiding everywhere, which is very, very, very scary. And then it's basically just like a house of Frankenstein tore of him killing women if she's being drugged through the house. Yeah, the dark man's sort of shadow is dragging her around. And she's like watching, yeah, watching like little vignettes of her husband

murdering these women. Good, it's good. It's for a horror movie, it's good. It's for a horror movie, it's real good. Were this real life? Very sad. Very bad, very bad, very bad. And then he's sitting next to a fire and a Christmas tree.

It's Christmas the spookiest of holidays. I don't know, it would have been real off footing if he he he he he he he he he he he he he he-land. So this is when we find out that the nothing has been telling her husband to kill her. So he wasn't actually possessed by a demon, he wasn't insane. No. All this is her trauma's fault. Yeah, it's the fault of her for having died. The shadow wanted her back, and the shadow kept whispering to him to give her back. Yeah. And so he tricked the shadow by killing women that looked like her in this backwards house. With mazes and the Kaidoran or whatever the, uh, well-short was.

Yeah, it's, oof. This reveal is like, oh man, so this is like the elevated horror version of what's the movie where death is trying to kill everybody. Final destination. Yeah, it is. In this scene I feel is one of the worst executed in the movie where it's feels very heavy-handed of she's talking to the shadow. The shadow is like, this. This this. This this. This this. This this. This this this. This this this this this this this. This this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this. This this this this. This this this this this. This this this this. This this this this this. This is this. This is this is this is this is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the one of the worst executed in the movie where it feels very heavy-handed of, she's talking to the shadow, and the shadow is like, I'm what you felt when your heart stopped. And it's spooky, but it's like, this has been really good and artful, and now it's kind of like, and here's why I did it. Yeah, I feel like a lot of films fall at this like reveal. Yeah, and I don't know how else you could have done it. Like, I don't know. Well, it's the the Hitchcock thing of like as soon as you show, it's done. It's done.

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Yeah. Oh, man. And then they've got her on the dock and she's like, I'm okay. And then Mel looks out at the boat. Yes, yes. Claire says you're safe now and they're all looking at the boat. And Bob says, there's nothing there. Mel, Mel, Mel.

Mel says, there's nothing there. And Beth says, I know. And we can see the outline of nothing sitting in. Oh, I loved it. What a great final scene. Yeah. Loved it. Was that the nobody from Family Circus? Look at my arm. Look at my arm. Look at my goosebumps. Oh my god. Was that the what? I'm so sorry I yelled over you? Or the not me from the... Did you read Family Circus? Oh wait? No, you've told me this bitch? I know what no.'re not doing it it's an invisible thing

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That's very funny. Can I have my like my like black hair and your full white beard? Uh-huh. Anybody would have photoshop the two of us? Please don't. I never need to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see that. I to to that. I to to that. I that. I that. that. that. that. that. that. I to that. that. that. that. that that. that that th. th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi to to thi thi thi thi? I thi thi thi thi to thiiiiiiiiiiiiii thii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thihuh. Uh-huh. Anybody want to photoshop the two of us? Please don't. I never need to see that. I will never look in the mirror again if you do this for fear that it hath happened. Listening to their chemistry and comedy is refreshing, entertaining, and every once

in a while, even informative. That's not true, but I so appreciate you saying that. Justin Gray just sent us the design for the less you know that will be a t-shirt soon? Yes, I gotta get that up on tea public and we can launch it. Oh my god, the less you know. Which is very funny because we're not dumb people, but we have just assumed this persona of like, man, no less stuff, it's better. I really feel like I am generally one of the smartest people in the room. Yeah.

But on this, I'm just playing an idiot. Yeah. But I'm a very useful, you know. Did you say youthful? No. You should have. I'm for you back when Alan was on Marveling. What's that?

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If you go to their Discord, once that's up and running, I believe they're starting a discord and they're going to have the meat minute recipes will be on there. Okay, I'll just email him for it. The Schwar, but I can, I get it, I get it. I think I have it in my email. Thank you. Katie. Alan. I also want to send a shout out to Tom von Frankenstein. Hi, Tom von Frankenstein. What? He found the t-shirt? The Montreal shirt? I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get the th. I get th. I get the shi. I get the shi. I get the shat the shi. I get the sh. I get the sh. I get the sh. I get the shs. I get the shs. I get the shs. I get the shs. I get it the shs. I get it the sh. I get I get it it the sh. I get I get I get I get it the sh. I get it the sh. I get it th. I get it th. I get it th. I get it th. I get it th. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get you a link for it. I know I'm doing the I'm doing a bit. What? Katie, he found the t-shirt. The Montreal shirt? The Montreal shirt shirt shirt shirt? Oh my god. Oh my god. Tom von Frankenstein. Send us your home address, t-shirt size, and what design you want and I'll send it to you? Of the werewool fabulous t-shirt. Yeah I'm not sending you like a Marveling and Marvel's Marvel's t-st-shirt here. Speaking of things we got in the mail. We got stuff in the mail. We got the unofficial horror movie coloring book? That's so radd. Who sent that to us? Well that Katie was sent to us by one, um, Coffee McCann. I love the return addresses we get on this shit. It's so fun. Thank you,

Coffee McCann. A really fun, here's the Susperea page. Oh my god, I love that. Here's the ring. Oh, I like it. Can I color Pinhead? Do you get to color Pinhead? Do you get to color pinhead? No! Oh, thank you. How kind. So this is something you and Lucy could do together, coloring these four movies. I don't know about this. Kid gets nightmares about everything. What the fuck is that? The exorcist.

Yes it is. Here, Lucy, get your colored pencils. And here, I'll just start putting to to to to to color to to ca to ca to do a project. And here, I'll just start putting money in your therapy account. You think I don't already have that? I feel like that's a very good thing for a millennial to do rather than the college phone, just start funding your child's therapy. I started doing a thing where I was like saving a little bit of money every month where, like when she graduates high, I'll take her on a trip anywhere she wants to go. So I've been trying to do that. But yeah, but I realize now it's probably better spent on therapy. And one more quick shout to a thing we got in the mail, and

this one came a long time ago and I just found the package that I had put somewhere that I shouldn't have. Oh, your silly brain. This is from a tins. Oh, this one is for you. Oh, thank you. Dawson it. Ah! Curse of Chuckie! Sour cherry flavor. Wow, it expires Christmas 2027, which feels like how can you know that?

It's so far away. We have calculated the half life of these candies. Yes. Mark says, saw these and th of you. Hope they taste okay, but if not, maybe save them for Halloween, stab some sour patch kids and leave their bodies around a gingerbread haunting house or something. Oh, thrown, Mark, you're dark and I like it.

What's yours? Oh, it's Halloween, too. Oh, it's at Halloween too, and then I was like, why do I hate myself? Oh, they're like little pez's, kind of. They're like cut out pez. I must try mine out here. I love these tins. They're great for storing stuff.

I'm going to put weed in mine. When I opened this up, the bag, just a puff, just a a puff, just a puff, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just a puff, just, just, just, just a puff, just a puff, just a puff, just a puff, just a puffed, just a puffed, just a puffed, just a puffed, just a puffed, just a puffed, just a puff, just a puffed, just, a puff, a puff, a puff, a puff, a puff, a puff, a puff, a puff, a puff of powder came out of it, which I liked quite a bit. Mmm, I like it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mine are little knives. It's like a past consistency. Oh, so they're mine. I just shoved him in my face so I didn't even notice. Oh, they're both little knives? Uh-huh. Chuckie's got knives too, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, Michael Myers isn't the only knife guy. No, everyone can be a knife guy. No flavor is yours. Um, sugar? Yeah, me too. Thank you, Mark. Thank you, Mark. That was delicious and for giving me a weed tid.

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Mm-hmm. You love Dracula 2000. No, I didn't. No, I did not. You love Bramstokers, Dracula. I need to give that another chance when I'm not like throwing up pregnant. I think people are too hard on that movie. Yeah, I just... It's silly and it's fun. Yeah, okay. And Keanu Reeves is terrible in it. Ah!

But... Gets his dick bit. So is Winona Ryder. Yeah. And she runs around Brawless for a while and it's pretty great. Okay, all right. Yeah, watch it, not. Yeah, watch it, not.

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