Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 522- Y2K (2024)

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

In this week's episode, we're discussing just how far nostalgia can take you with the 2024 horror/comedy film "Y2K." Special topics for your consideration include: our continued confusion over the genre over nu-metal, and absolutely classic banger of a 90s hit, first time blazes, port-a-potty nightmares, and the core of Fred Durst's being. You like nu-metal or AOL Instant Messenger? You may enjoy Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" or Episode 176- "Strangeland." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. It's one of Allen's all time favorites this month, "The Golden Child." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.comif you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Happy summertime. Is it summer? No, it's been like 40 degrees here. It's rained every day for the last six months. I'm so sad. Yeah. Yeah. So gray.

It's so Pittsburgh outside. It's so Pittsburgh. Would you like a little taste of summer, Katie? Bring the summer to me, Alan. We are about to drink the first beer that I've had in almost six months. Oh my god. It's huge, too.

It's a huge beer. It's a huge beer. It's a huge beer. The biggest beers. We're splitting it. Cause I already had three glasses of wine before I drove over here. So just kidding. Oh my God. I'm kidding. It was only two. There's another one of these downstairs. Can you tell them what we're drinking? Katie, I picked up, because of an ad I saw on Tubi.

Fucking hell, capitalism. A Modelo Chilada Mango El Chile. Chile. Is it going to give me the spicy poops? OK. Thank you. Oh, let me give it a whiff. Smells like an icy light mango.

It smells exactly like an icy light mango. It's ridiculous. It smells so much. Smells like an Icy Light Mango. It smells exactly like an Icy Light Mango. It's ridiculous, it smells so much, hold on. Salute. Cheers. Mi Familia. Mi Familia. It's an Icy Light Mango with hot sauce. It's got a little bit more body than an Icy Light Mango. I think that's rude.

And I think we shouldn't body shame. I don't comment on anyone's body. It does do that mango thing where it makes your tongue feel a little fuzzy. It's like candy mixed with beer mixed with hot sauce. And those are three things I like. Here we are. How's a little alcohol feel in your tongue?

Fine, I think this is a very little alcohol. Actually, I'm really enjoying this. Yeah, it's not bad. Oh, I like it. It's what I thought it would be and I'm happy for that. Yeah, because normally you think things will be bad. I do. I do. But I just, the idea of mango, chili and a little beer.

I like a Modelo in general. Yeah. Yeah, they might be my favorite of like the easy to get Mexican beers. I like a Pacifico. I love a Pacifico. Pacifico over Tecate. No, Pacifico over Tecate.

For me it goes Pacifico, soul. Oh. Dos Equis. I'm not a fan of Dos Equis. Modelo Corona Tecate. I've thrown up Tecate too many times. I think Corona are disgusting. I know you do.

You always think they're skunked as soon as you open them. Yeah. Probably because they are. I mean, that's what you say, but I don't know. Like Heideken. Yeah, Heideken are gross. Yeah, they're disgusting. So speaking of disgusting and gross.

Well. What are we here to talk about this week? People who are my age. The power of friendship, and you taking a trip down memory lane. I mean, holy nostalgia for me. Yes, the whole time watching this movie, I'm going, I bet Katie is having a trip with this film.

I mean, it's like in the opening sequence, I was like, I was class of 2001. I attended Warped Tour 99. I wore skate shoes without skating, you know? Same. You wore those couches that counted as shoes. Yeah, etnis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I would like to say before we get into the movie though, I absolutely loved the Strong Baby Productions illustration because Strong Babies always remind me of my favorite Joan Collins movie, The Devil Within Her, or The Devil Inside Her, or The Very Strong Baby. Remember that very strong baby? And he was killing everybody, that strong baby. I love it.

That's definitely an adult man. No, yes, and he's wearing a bonnet. No movie will ever touch that movie for me. Nothing will ever be as good. That is the apex. In a peak cinema. Of my career as a horror podcaster. Also, A24 put out this movie.

Does not feel like an A24. What were they thinking? Joint. Joint. Maybe they were thinking, we'll have it directed by a guy from SNL that nobody remembers. Wait, really?

Yeah. Who is it? Kyle Rooney. Oh, he's the guy with the dreads? Yes. Okay, okay, okay. I thought he's the guy with the dreads. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I thought he was fine. He's fine. Kyle Mooney. Sorry. I said Kyle Rooney. Yeah. What am I doing? I'm being addicted.

Kyle Dooney. Get it right. Come on, Kyle Tooney. Come on, Kyle Blooney. Also, uh, the flying toasters at the, that were toaster ovens was cute. Yeah. And I love a movie that opens on modem sounds and a buddy list and the sound of the door opening

and closing and the sound of, you know. Blading, blading. As we know, I have no connection to AOL. Right, you were never an AIM guy. No, no, no, no, I never did the AIM stuff. When I was in college, people would be like blasting music on their computers and then it would be interrupted by like blading, blading.-ding, ba-da-dong.

So fucking loud. You've got mail. Yeah, I never had AOL, but I always had AIM. Okay. Yeah, that's all. And that's how you met that murderer in your town that was welcoming you to your world. Fuck, what was his name?

It was a name. Captain Howdy. Captain Howdy. You know, the name from the exorcist. I was gonna say, he stole something. God, I loved AIM though. It was just such a portal to the outside world. Was it?

Well, you would make up fake names and talk to your crush, you know? You're like, hi, I'm Tracy. Really? That's something you would do? No, no. And you know, just for, what kind things, what you say to your crush, just, you know, just ask for a friend.

Just no, just no, no, no, I don't know. I don't know. Katie's got pretty great tits, huh? Yeah, I don't know. You know, his tits are great. Katie's what? When I grow them, I will let you know. I did. I grew them eventually.

I did get very nostalgic for burning CDs. Oh, hell yeah. For like whatever event you're going to, you gotta make a playlist. Okay, so I never owned a computer that was capable of burning a CD. I went straight from a computer that was running Windows 95 and couldn't,

to like a laptop that didn't have a CD-ROM drive 20 years later. So I never, I mean, I would burn them on my roommate's computer. Sure. They'd always be wrong. You know what I mean? They'd always get fucked up. I don't know how to burn a CD. I don't know how to burn a CD.

That's what I'm saying. It's just all when I come around by green day over and over. And it's going like this. Oh, like Bill Clinton at the beginning of this movie. Yeah. Everyone's favorite president. Well. Who's definitely a rapist.

Well. Well, of the presidents that were rapists. Nope, nope. All right, okay. Well, I was just, I mean, you brought it up. We have our child. Our child is the boy from It, who is still the same age. Oh, was he in It?

He's Bill. Okay, okay. Yeah. He's still 12? I think 12 to 15. Probably 37. Yeah, I fucking hell. Who are his parents?

Who are his parents? Who are his parents? Who are his fucking parents? One of them is definitely Tim Heidecker. One of them is definitely Alicia Silverstone. I'm loving this at this point. I'm like, I love Alicia Silverstone. I love Tim Heidecker.

I'm in. Do you know she's an anti-vaxxer? No. Yeah. I see, okay, I love her movies. Sure. I do recall. I mean, Cher, fucking iconic.

What? Cher from a... Oh my God, from Clueless, yes. I mean, she's great. I did see a video of her that she would chew up her food and spit it into her baby's mouth, like baby birds, which I just felt like mammals don't do. I've done that with friends, but I don't think I would do it with my kids.

You've chewed up food and spit it into a friend's mouth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My friend used to do mom with, baby bird to each other. Which friend? My friend John. You've never met him. Not a John that I know. No.

Because I don't know that I, wait, were you the mama bird or the baby bird? Did you take turns? Yes, we did both, yeah. Was it a sex thing? No, no, no, it was a band mate thing. Oh man. It was just being-

I mean, I've been in bands. Being in bands for too long together and you have to do something weird. No, I was in bands with other people for a long time. Just saying, it's in our future, Katie. It's going to happen. I don't think I could do it to you. And I certainly won't let you do it to me.

Yes, when she was on a recent episode of an episode of Project Runway that we recently watched, and Missy was like, fucking anti-vaxxer, I want to come on for baby-birch kids. Alright, Missy, spit in the venom. I was like, why do you know all this stuff about Alicia Silverstone? She's not been culturally relevant for decades at this point. No, anti-vaxxer though. I mean, I'll let you feed your kid. I don't know, that's between you and your kid, I guess. Your kid's got titty baby jaws and you need to chew for them.

I mean, my kid just chewed food. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even with her stupid gums with no teeth in them, she just figured it out. That's what they do. Kids' gums were so dumb. Oh, ridiculous. But when they smile and they have no teeth,

it's the best thing. So yes, Tim and I'd occur and Alicia Silverstone, her mom and dad. Something about Enron. I don't know. Yeah. 2001 joke. Tim, I'd digger second about Enron. I'm here for it. So I'll just get this out of the way right now. I think this is, this is everything Kyle Mooney wanted to put in a movie that reminded him of 2000, of the year 2000. For sure, he's gotta be my age, and he is my peer,

and he was just like, I will recreate my youth in a satirical way. To a point of where, like he's not David Sedaris, he's not like, I'm gonna take you on this journey to my childhood. No, David Sedaris is a magician in that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, I'm going to take you on this journey to my childhood. No, David Sedaris is a magician in that way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's just like, I'm going to take you on this journey to my childhood.

And I might bore you while I tell you about my childhood. Like, I'm really into this, though. Just know that I'm really into this. Just know it's for me. I'm going to tell you some inside jokes of me and my friend's head. Yeah. You will get them. It doesn't matter because they're 25 years old. I used to have to do Tae Bo videos in gym class.

It's a guy's name Billy Banks. Billy Blanks. Billy Blanks. How dare you? I am just messing everyone's name up tonight. Yeah, like you said, Alicia Silverstone. That's clearly not right. What's her name?

Alicia. I'm saying it is. Come with it now. Da da da da da. Speaking of the year 2000. Speaking of the year 2000. Speaking for the year of the year 2000, waiting for porn to load. Oh man, those are the days.

Yeah. What are Jameson's tits gonna look like at a half an hour? Waiting for porn to load, Limp Bizkit Harvey Danger video stores. This is one scene. Yeah. I am 16 years old, let's do this.

That Harvey Danger song, a fucking bop. It is a fucking bop, but I always remember that the Bean Dad from Twitter was in that band and I just can't with him. Remember the Bean Dad from Twitter? It was culturally relevant for about 15 minutes, three years ago. Okay.

Oh, he did something with his kid and a bean, right? He wouldn't feed his child until she learned how to open a can of beans with a can opener and she couldn't figure out the can opener and she kept being like, but dad, I'm hungry, which like upset a lot of people who had like grew up with food insecurity of like, you never withhold food from a child if you have fucking food. Yeah. And he's like, what Harvey danger? I'm not sick, but I'm not well.

Come on, fucking guy. We meet Kyle Mooney. He works in the video store. He's a poor man, Seth Green. Yes. And he's doing basically Roz Trent, my favorite of Andy Samberg's characters. I don't know this. Oh, it's his college reggae white guy. Oh, I love that.

Andy Samberg might be my dream man. What a stud. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Zandberg's characters? I don't know this. Oh, it's his college reggae white guy. Oh, I love that. Andy Zandberg might be my dream man. What a stud.

What a funny, handsome, weird Jewish man. I just want to rub my tits all over his head, you know? I do know. The refrain to the song of excuse I is very funny to me. And he's like walking to the street singing his reggae song and then he walks by some Rostas and like mumbles it. Like the beginning of Office Space when he turns down the yeah. Okay. Great. Perfect. I love that. Yeah. Uh, watch Ross Trent. It's very funny. I sure will. Oh, so yeah. So they go to the video store and they're friends with the

video store guy and he's got up like bong hidden in a wall. He calls it the champagne room, which I feel like was very much a joke at the time. Sure, sure. No sex in the champagne room. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Again, inside jokes or something.

I know. It's like a thing I sort of remember from riding around in a car with my friends at this period of time, you know? I was bummed, like I felt like my fashion aesthetic of my group of friends was not represented in this movie. No, because you're 10 years too old. I know, everyone dressed like they're a gas station attendant

didn't happen in this film. No, that was just a little bit too old. Yeah. Yeah. So we meet, I have no idea, we watched this movie a week ago, sorry about you. I was traveling for work, I have no idea. We watched this movie a week ago. Sorry about you. I was traveling for work. I couldn't manage.

We meet, what is Bill's name? Is that Eli? Eli. Yes. And we meet his best friend, the Kiwi Kid. Yes, that is Danny. Danny, an absolute delight of a child. Have you seen Hunt for the Wilder People?

No. It stars Danny and Sam Neill. Oh! And it's really fucking good. I think it's a Taika Waititi movie as well. Is it? Yeah, it's great. See, I would watch anything.

I know I've never seen anything that Danny, the actor playing Danny has been in, but I would absolutely watch it because he is so compelling. Yeah, he's a delight. The fact that he is written out in act one, maybe early act two of this movie, of real fucking mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're left with Eli. God, I wanna watch Danny's movie.

They are equipment managers for the girls basketball team. Sure. And Eli has a crush on the girl who plays the new Snow White that everybody's pissed about. Oh yeah, Rachel Ziegler. What is the deal with this new Snow White that everybody's pissed? I like clicked on her.

I saw all this fury about Snow White. I X'd out the window. I can't manage this. What is going on? She's not stereotypically white looking. Really? That's not stereotypically white looking. Really? That's it? And that Gal Gadot is more stereotypically beautiful than she is.

Gal Gadot is Israeli? Mm-hmm. Where's Rachel Ziegler from? I bet she's from like Minnesota. Yeah, I have no idea. I mean, I don't care who's whiter, but- She's also gorgeous. Why would you cast Gal Gadot in that role?

Snow White's a child. Yeah, and Gal Gadot is playing the Wicked Witch. Oh. Or whatever, whatever. The evil stepmother. Wicked stepmother? Snow White, she's got a wicked stepmother, you know, fairest of all.

Is that a wicked stepmother? I thought that was the queen. She is her stepmother. Bro. It's been a minute. Mirror, mirror on the wall. I'm the stepmother. Bro. It's been a minute. Mirror, mirror on the wall. I'm the stepmother of y'all. Yeah. If I remember my Spinderella correctly.

If I think you die, you're Spinderella. Fucking Spinderella never got her due. No. No, she was so cool. Yeah. And Salt and Pepper were just like, no, it's only us. Every once in a while she got to rap. She spit some bars. They were called Salt and Pepper were just like, no, it's only us. Every once in a while she got to rap. She spit some bars.

They were called Salt and Pepper. Sure, sure. Come on, also Spinderella, hell of a name. Yeah. I mean, Run DMC had Jam Master Jay. He wasn't in the title. No, that's true. He was cool too.

Yeah, RIP. RIP to a real one. Real one. But that's not what we're here to talk about. We're not here to talk about 80s hip hop. No, we're here to talk about how in my experience, the new metal kids were not bullies. They were not unkind.

They were shat upon. And like, that's, I was like, where did you fucking grow up that the new metal kids were alpha? Like, also, and why is this man 30? Because that man is 30 with the long hair yeah yeah why is he he's a strangers thing alum i have no idea i watched the first two or three seasons and then i got very every time a new season would come out i'd be like i have no idea where i've

been 37 years old and also like what's happening to Ryder? Why does her face look like that? That one kid is in, he's just doing the AARP. Why is he still in high school? Why is he still in high school? So yeah, I refer to them as Juggalo bullies. And they're not, I'm sorry, but those kids just weren't. Those kids weren't, they were marginalized. I find this offensive.

This is almost like Columbine blaming like Maryland Manson fans for like that. That those kids were, they went, hey, ape shit because they were bullied. They were not bullies. They did a bad thing. But like how, like those kids afterwards became demonized because those kids were awful.

Yeah, but that's not what that is. These kids aren't being demonized. They're just being pricks to the girls basketball team equipment managers, which is like not a vibe. As the guy who was the runner for the color guard in my high school. Were you really?

I used to pick up the flags for the color guard when they dropped them. Did you ever get laid from doing that? My girlfriend was on color guard, that's why I did it. So yes. Yes. Yeah. You know what?

This is my Nosferatu theory. Men will do anything for pussy. Including running and picking up the flags for color guard. I, it's not like I was going for the fucking football team if not for that. Were your parents just like, no, you need an extra curricular and you're like, I got one. I'm going to pick up these flags and I'm going to fuck.

And my parents definitely cared that much about my school career. Totally. Totally. Yeah, so these people are bullies to them. And like, yeah. Why? It's fine. They're wearing like slipknot t-shirts.

Yeah. I can't think of a slipknot song, but I'm sure there's one. Were they the ones that wore the masks? Yeah, yeah, they're in the masks. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. They're still going. They're still the going concern. Really?

Good for them. They're probably still fucking rich. Yeah. Oh God, I wish I was so fucking rich. Yeah. I wish I was so fucking rich, I didn't have to be in slipknot anymore. You know what I mean?

I wish I was at that point in my life. Hey guys, we did it. We don't have to do this. We can retire from slipknot. Oh, I thought this was it. No, this is your art. For the money? You with the hot dog for a nose.

You're doing this for the... So they do a booze bolt in the convenience store. Yeah, the girl, the Laura, the girl that he's into. This is Snow White? Yeah. She does the Booze Bolt with her friend. She's pretty white, isn't she? Not white enough, apparently.

Have you met the internet? Do you think I would be white enough to be Snow White, or is my hair too coarse? I feel like the internet is just constantly looking for new ways to be white supremacist. If you want a woman with black hair, the thing is we're all a bit ethnic. You know what I mean? Like I don't get this black hair from being as white as possible. Yeah.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you don't have to explain to me. I know you're a white man. I wouldn't explain anything to you. A booze bolt is apparently when everybody just grabs booze and runs out of the convenience store. Yeah. Okay, so this was never an option where I lived because I lived in Pennsylvania where you couldn't buy beer in convenience stores until about five years ago.

Yeah. Yeah. This was a, no, no, you had to buy beer from the guy that sold it out of the back of the pizza place that you would go to. Well, we would stand outside the beer store and offer hugs and money for beer. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

It's a dangerous game. I mean, when you're a 17 year old who wants to get drunk. Yeah. And your brothers joined the army. You do what you gotta do. Hey, guess what? Asshole 9-11 is about to happen. Hey, guess what? Asshole 9-11 is about to happen.

That's not funny at all. I wish this show hadn't just devolved into us having therapy with each other. I think it's not good for anybody. That's the gelato talking. It sure is. It's actually delicious. It's a little too candy for my taste. Well, I love candy. I know you do. So somebody's watching Junior at some point. Yeah, this is what they have rented from the video store, Eli and Danny.

You ever seen Junior? Oh, yeah. Classic. Classic. I can't remember how they impregnate him though. I don't remember either. Medical science. Oh yeah. Classic. Classic. I can't remember how they impregnate him though. I don't remember. Medical science. Yeah, no. Um, I do like when they're drinking and pretending like it's not disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. Cause the first time you drink, it's fucking gross. Absolutely. And then you just inure yourself through power through. One of them refers to the other people from their

school as pookashell assholes which is like so fucking accurate actually hurts has a cool person ever worn one of those someone must have to start the surf dudes I think yeah but that like they're not cool unless they're on the shore or they're robbing banks so they can go ride the biggest waves. God, I hate that fucking movie so much. Did we do it on the actual? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you loved it. Thank God, I'd never have to watch it again then.

There's no way I can be compelled to watch that movie again. At my funeral, that movie will be shown. Fuck, I am sick that day. I have to pluck my leg hair. To wash my hair, I can't come to your funeral. Can't come to your funeral. And it's not a date. Oh no.

Let's not talk about this. You know I'm dying first. We discussed this. You promised me I could die first. So we get a heading to the party chumbawumba montage. This song always reminds me of our great friend Jeremy Hitches. Sure.

I don't know why. He loves to drink a whiskey drink. And he drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a cider drink. He drinks a rolling rock. He drinks a Stella Dwarf. Hedges doesn't drink a whiskey drink or a vodka drink though. He's often pissing the night away. He does piss the night away.

And just as a PSA, go back and listen to old Jumbo Wumbo. They're fucking fantastic. Anytime Jumbo Wumbo comes up, you say this. I hope that it is. Anarchy or show business. Excellent albums. I hope that this has sold someone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great Anarcho dance music. Don't shrug at me. I was going to quote Emma Goldman, but I moved on. I think that's wise. They have an action figure of Kelso from that 70s show, which feels very out of place. I don't know what's going on there. I feel like that show wasn't even on at that time.

Maybe it was. I don't know. I feel like a slipknot shirt also feels, that doesn't feel like 2000 to me, but maybe I'm wrong. I mean, I feel like I knew kids listening to slipknot shirt also feels, that doesn't feel like 2000 to me, but maybe I'm wrong. I mean, I feel like I knew kids listening to slipknot in high school. It doesn't feel as weird as having a Kelso action figure. Sure. Sure. I had no idea who Kelso was until you just said that 70s show. Oh really? It was Ashton Kutcher's character. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. RIP, I assume. I think socially, yes. After he, what, defended rape?

Can't really do that. So Eli is like putting on his party mix and on the party mix is a certain song that I know holds a special place in your heart. Tell me what it is. The thong song by Cisco. Dumps like a truck, truck, truck, baby move your butt, butt, butt. Okay, so two things about the thong song.

Yes. One, I think it's a fantastic piece of art. Yeah, great bop. Two, a rumor went around about my little cousin Vicki when she was in high school that she wore a thong and people kept calling her house and singing the thong song. And it, I remember being so upset, so angry. Question. Yeah.

Was underwear that big of a deal back in 2000? Yeah. Okay, all right. Cause it was the era of the low rise jeans and you had a whale tail. Yes. Yeah, I thought everyone wore thongs back then. She went to Catholic school. I don't know.

Everyone was really mean to her about it. She got bullied. I know. I shouldn't have said this out loud. She occasionally listens to this show about it. She got bullied. I know, I shouldn't have said this out loud. She just, she occasionally listens to this show and is occasionally a guest. Anyway, the song is a fucking perfect song. And Danny does a fantastic job of singing it

and getting the party fucking hyped. It's so good. So good that he might get to finger somebody afterwards. Oh yeah. But prior to that, they do like the different groups of kids where there's like the preppy guys and the raver girls and the 90s rap guys and the swing revival kids.

And I really enjoyed that in like a can't hardly wait nostalgia sort of way. I don't see no hoes, Kenny. Yeah, I don't see no hoes, Kenny. Oh, quick thing for, I know that we have some children to listen. In the year 2000, or as the year 2000 was about to turn over. Are you gonna explain what Y2K is?

It was thought that computer code was fucked up. Oh no, it was fucked up. Sure, sure. The reason nothing happened is because like, people worked really hard to make sure it didn't happen. And some things did happen. Some people did die because of Y2K. Is that true?

There's a couple of deaths that are associated with that. How? I don't know, something happened. I don't remember what it was. Okay, so you know my friend Christina is running a Y2K museum. I do. Okay, so I gotta talk to her about these deaths.

We should have had her on for this episode. She would never come on the show. Never in a million years. Never. She was like, please do Winnie the Pooh blood and honey or whatever. Yeah. And I was like, only if you're a guest.. She was like, please do Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey or whatever. And I was like, only if you're a guest. And she was like, fuck you.

I will only do it if she's a guest. That's what I'm saying. I hope never to watch that movie. I would do it if Christina were in the room with us. I don't want to watch the Steamboat Willie one. I don't want to watch the Popeye one. I don't know what any of that means. I don't want to watch the Winnie the Pooh,

Blood and Honey two that's now out. No shit. Yeah. All right. So yeah, everything was going to go to shit because of computer code. Planes were going to fall from the sky. Exactly. Yeah.

And it was a big fuck, like my parents filled their bathtub up because they thought they were going to lose water. I slept over at my friend's Lauren's parents' house because they had a Sam's Club membership and I knew that they'd have food for longer than we would. I remember laughing at my parents for putting their bathtub up but I didn't do any prep. No my prep was to go somewhere else. But I was also like, what I've been like 26. So like, yeah. Yeah, you've been 26. I was just playing.

You're like, fuck it, planes, take me. I've lived long enough. Also, there's been a thing going back and forth between Danny and Eli about this busted ass condom that they keep passing back and forth that was stuck. They found stuck inside a copy of The Giver at the library, which I like a lot because The Giver always struck me as weirdly sexual. Like it was a book that I remember reading in like eighth grade and being like, I'm deeply uncomfortable with this. I don't remember anything. It felt

very pedophilic. Okay. I don't, I, if that's like your favorite book, I'm sorry, but the giver of unsolicited touches. Yeah, yeah, the giver of like grooming. I do remember being like 16 and condoms were these indestructible things that you could just keep hold onto for fucking ever. Yeah. I had one in my wallet for a real long time. Never put them in your wallet.

No, no, they pop. No. Then you get a lube in your wallet. Just put them in your purse. Yeah. Yeah, put them in my purse. I, in college, was big on purses. I had like a lot of cute little purses.

I had one that was a little Chinese food box, but I kept condoms in each purse, which is very smart of me. I just raw dogged all the time. That's how I never got pregnant. Dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Where is Cisco now? I assume playing a Trump rally somewhere.

Where else could Cisco now? I assume playing a Trump rally somewhere. Where else could Cisco be? But yeah, so Danny is the life of the party. He's so fantastic. He's a very heavy set man and he is dancing and just being so lovely. I love him. I mean, I feel I am quite the Danny. You know I got moves. I was just dancing at your house the other day. Never seen you dance. I am quite the Danny, you know, I got moves.

I was just dancing at your house the other day. Never seen you dance. I was dancing in front of you. I think you were just moving your shoulders up and down. And my hips. Okay, all right. We need a character named Soccer Chris. Sure.

Which is weird because in 2001, I had a friend named non Soccer Chris. Oh, what was his deal? He didn't play soccer. I asked in college. The case in an eye were assigned to the athlete storm. I don't know why we weren't athletes. You're athletic. We actually both athletic builds. Yeah. But it was like we were just surrounded by athletes and he, this kid Chris that we became friends with lived with all the soccer players, but he wasn't a soccer player. So he was called him non-soccer.

And were you not javelin throwing Katie? I was just Katie. I was actually Katie and Kieson. Cause people could, didn't know which of us were rich because we were in her fucking changeable. Yeah. Although one of you they should be afraid of. They don't know which one. Yeah. That's always the scare. That's the scare. I know which one. Do I, I feel like case is much more likely to cut me than you are. Big fan. You,

but a stranger, I'm probably probably gonna cut a stranger. Oh, nobody can touch a limp obviously. Did people say limp? I don't think anyone ever said limp. I never knew anyone who actually liked or listened to Limp Bizkit. My friend Leah did. But she definitely didn't say limp. Like just not, I've never met a disturbed fan

that I know of. I've never known anyone who listened to Limp Bizkit. Is, da da da da da da, da da da da da da, is that disturbed? A wah ah ah ah? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Kieson's dad loved that. Again, I've never met Kieson's father.

Oh, you'd like him. I also definitely said, I don't listen to mainstream bullshit in 1999, but I was like talking about the get up kids, you know? 100% and I was 26. Very good. I remember being so bummed when the Afghan wigs put out a record on a major label and I was like,

fuck I have to buy a major label record. I haven't listened to the Afghan wigs in so long. I'm going back. I'm going back. I've listened to Gentleman like a couple times a year. That's great. Such a good fun. Oh my god, I just forgot they existed. Yeah, so good going back. I've lost out gentleman like a couple times a year. That's great. Such a good friend.

Oh my God, I just forgot they existed. Yeah, so good. Great. Yeah. Thank you. I need more things to make me feel old and useless. Why would Afghan wigs just make you feel pretty uncomfortable?

Okay, great. I strangled her with her pantyhose cause she deserved it. Yeah, that's a little much Afghan wigs. Okay, I'm just gonna listen to the get up kids then where it's like, will you be my Valentine? I'm super fucking sad. I'm sure I've told the story a thousand times on here,

but I was doing sound for a show that the get up kids were playing. And my friend Tim, I loved him and he was like. Tim Heidecker, obviously. No, no. Although I did know Eric Warheim before he was. Tim and Eric. When he was in a band called Ink and Dagger. Was he nice?

He was fine. Great. But it's just funny that like he went, he was a hardcore kid that grew into How many celebs you know from like the Philly, Delaware, New Jersey corridor. So Tim and I are doing sound for the show and Tim's like the main guy and he's working the board, which he eventually did as a career. He does that currently. Good for him. He was like, oh yeah, I was just out

with Team Dresh and Jawbreaker. I was like, wow, that's wild. I love both of those bands very much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very cool. Sometimes Team Dresh makes me think, maybe I'm a lesbian. Sure, yeah, they make every, but I think that. They're so good.

Yeah, so good. I remember almost fighting someone because they said they were pretty good for a girl band and I was like, they're fucking good for just a band, you dickhead. Oh my God. Okay, go ahead. I gotta finish this again.

I'm so sorry, I could digress three times from what you just said, and I don't care if we do because I just don't care anymore. I'm so sorry. So the get up kids keep complaining that the PA's not loud enough. What? You're the get up kids.

Just all moog. It's all moog. This is pre-moog. What year is this? This would have been 97. Four minute mile. Yeah. All right.

I love that record. And finally, Tim goes, maybe if you sang into the microphone I bet they were so I bet they cried about that for two weeks. So so sad cried for weeks Drummer of elders and a set the Eldridge and or elder tennis net My tits. Oh boy. So Danny gets to kiss a girl. He's very excited. She's pretty. She's lovely. It's great.

She likes him. I like this. It's nice. And at the time that that happens, Eli sees the girl that he has a crush on talking to someone else. Snow White. Yes, Snow White is talking to her former boyfriend.

Jonas. Which he thinks is her current boyfriend. Oh, no, she's talking to soccer Chris. Oh, she's talking to soccer Chris. Who is an Australian rapper named Lil Kid or something? I forget what his name is. Last week I knew it today, I guess. Baby Daddy?

Baby Daddy. Fuck, I'm going today, I guess. Baby daddy? Baby daddy. Fuck, I'm gonna become a rapper called Baby Daddy. Is that done? No. Great. Quick digression, do you remember the song That's Just My Baby Daddy? No. So there was a song called That's Just My Baby Daddy

where a man was questioning where a woman was getting all these things. Like, where'd you get those shoes? That's Just My Baby Daddy. Okay, well yeah. And then- This lady pumped out a baby for you. Get her some shoes.

It was my favorite thing in hip hop, where there's the retort song. Sure. With That's Just My Baby Mama. Uh-huh. And in that one, there's the line that's stuck in my head, "'Who bought you that shirt?' "'That's just my baby mama.'

"'Who bought you that shirt?' "'Who bought you that shirt?' "'Who bought you that shirt? That's just for baby mama. Who bought you that shirt? Who bought you that shirt? Who bought you that shirt? So Vicki turned me on to a very cool lady rapper named Queen Herbie. Do you know of this woman? No. Okay. You would like her, I think. Okay. Very cool. Queen spelled with a V. Q-V-E-N Herbie. Oh, okay. Okay. And I was saying to Pi over the weekend, I can't believe Vicky turned us onto something cool and Perry was walking by and he said, what like a coupon website? And that was, I just wanted to share that.

Vicky is catching a lot of shade this episode. I asked her for some advice today and I didn't like the advice that I got. So maybe that's what's going on. I'm sorry, Vicky, I love you. You're not listening anyway. Does this look infected? Yes. She is a doctor. The sneaker pimps are playing right now. I love that sneaker pimps jam. And then the power goes out because it's why do you get it? Oh, there are people fucking on a Tempur-Pedic

bed too. Oh, that's right, because when the power goes out, the bed crushes the kid. Yeah, the dishwasher starts rattling and the Tempur-Pedic people start screaming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now all of the appliances, digital or not, start going crazy, like ceiling fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the ceiling fan kills a kid.

Yeah. Aiden, I believe that kid's name was. I don't know who Aiden is. Uh, and then the Barbie Jeep with the TV and it is driving around the house, but that's also not digital. No, no, no, no. No, just electronics. It didn't matter. Why do you think I found that confusing? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I do like when the car burns a guy's face off with a aerosol can. Yeah, for sure. That was nice. That was nice.

I think it says you've got mail and then makes a hairspray flame thrower. And again, it's just like, I'm going to get every fucking year 2000 reference I could get into this movie, including a guy for some reason getting his dick chopped off with a blender. Yes. And like, uh, the tall girl that was kissing Danny, trips over a pile of dead bodies and then gets hit with a varsity blues VHS. Here's the varsity blues.

No, is that the one where the kids lay in the middle of the road and then all the kids were doing an IRL? No, varsity blues is the one with Dawson's Creek where he goes, I don't want your life. It's about football. I want to say Billy Bob Thornton is the coach, but that can't possibly be right.

That's Friday Night Lights. No, I think he's the coach in this too. I mean, yes. You may be thinking of Slink Blade. I might be thinking of anything. Who knows? Who knows? He might be thinking at that time that he definitely was fucking Angelina Jolie as they pulled up to the MTV music awards.

Lucky for them. So yeah, Blender eats a guy's dick. Swing kid is now missing a hand from the garbage disposal. Soccer Chris dies in the microwave. Yeah, he gets tripped by the dishwasher lid. Goes head first into the microwave. Yeah, he gets tripped by the dishwasher lid goes head first into the microwave. And this is funny, but it doesn't go far in, like this doesn't keep going the way it should.

I mean, I feel like there's a lot happening in this, but it's all like real surface level. Like let me see these people get torn to shreds rather than showing me bits and pieces of a lot of people getting torn to shreds. Yeah. Somebody says Tybo bitch. I think.

Oh, Danny. Danny because he uses his Tybo to like stomp out a creature. A machine of some sort. A machine of some sort. Yeah. So they get into the garage and in the garage, they formulate a plan that they have to get

to the old factory. They just need to go outside. Get away from stuff. All you need to do is just get outside. But, uh, Laura Snow White, she knows, she's like, it's a bug. And someone calls her shitney spears. And then someone says, a girl that knows computers, my ass.

But like, that wasn't a that knows computers, my ass. But like that wasn't a thing then either. It just wasn't. Yeah, someone says somebody got murked at some point. I was like, I don't think we said that in 2000. I don't think so. I don't know. But I am very slow on picking up slang, so perhaps we did.

I think that's later. So Danny gets injured at this point. Danny gets killed at this point. Right, he gets injured. He gives the condom to Eli. He says, I was pretty smooth tonight. Yeah. Taking him out here is the biggest sin of this movie. Yeah.

Yeah, you took the heart of the film out. I don't want to watch it anymore. I don't care for any of these characters anymore. What about the big bully guy? Farcus? When he tries to slide the rail on his roller plate. Yeah. The songs, it starts playing that Limp Bizkit song where it's like just one of those days where you don't want to wake up and then he fucking gets knocked out and dies. It's pretty good actually. I'm still, I'll say it again. I'm not into this. I think I'll say it again.

You got dumps like a truck. This revisionist history, the Limp Bizkit was actually good. I'm not buying it. I mean, they were certainly popular. Oh my God, they were huge. Yeah. Yeah. No one's saying they're good.

I don't think that's what the movie is saying. They're having a renaissance now. They're doing huge tours right now. The Biscuit is back. I don't think that's true. It is. No. If Alicia Silverstone can be an anti-vaxxer,

I can be an anti-Limp Biscuit doing big tours person. Yeah, so he's dead. We see planes crashing in midair. Giant robot dropping springs and washers everywhere. It reaches down and takes Farkas as pager, which I liked a lot. My notes are electronics robot on the move, teens being rude, smashing electronics, strong water. Strong water.

That was because he had filled a water bottle up with vodka. Oh, right. And when Snow White takes a sip, she goes, oh, strong water. Yeah. So now there's just a few kids left. Sure.

There's Eli and Laura. There's the kid who only likes conscious hip hop. He's got an initial name, but I don't know what it is. CJ. CJ. Yeah. There's Limp Bizkit Girl. Yeah. Who has a septum piercing?

Which is also very not 1999. A nose ring, yes. A septum piercing, no. A lot of punk kids had septum piercings. Not Limp Bizkit kids in high school. Sure, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I got a nose ring immediately after that, so.

His hip hop group is called POI, profits of intelligence. I feel like I knew that kid. They're talking about the first time they ever got blazed. What's the first time you ever smoked weed? I was at the bus stop when I was in seventh grade. Seventh grade for me too. I was at Kennywood though. Oh wow.

It was probably a much more pleasant experience for you. I had a fantastic day. I'm going to see a psychedelic prog tech metal band soon. And I was like, should I do mushrooms when I go to that? One hundo. You should at least smoke weed. The mushrooms sound fantastic. I mean, I think mushrooms are appropriate

for every occasion. Sure, sure. Sister's wedding, grandma's funeral. Go hard. Go hard or don't go at all. Koopa Gooding Jr. Jr. shows up. Yes, this is Rachel Ziegler's ex-boyfriend. Yeah, Mason Gooding.

She says, I don't really like music. I don't like her anymore. I never trusted those people. No, what are you doing? What do you do in the car? Because podcasts don't exist. Audio books are like, you have to rent them from the library. Yeah, they're expensive.

You can get them from the library. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're on tape. They're books on tape. Sure. You're not listening to books on tape? Well, I was stealing the audio books on CD from Borders when I worked there.

That's how I got all my Bill Bryson audio books. Love that. Love that for you. No, they're just on Spotify. You can just listen to them. Yeah. It's crazy. Everything's crazy. I've always been 1,000 years old, they're just on Spotify. You can just listen to them. Yeah. Everything's crazy.

I've always been a thousand years old because I just said that's when I was stealing my Bill Bryson audio. Bill Bryson is for every age. I like Bill Bryson. Kids you reading Bill Bryson cause you should be really should. Oh my gosh. Such a fantastic voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being well-liked isn't a spotlight, it's a target. Fuck you. See, you really don't like her now. No, also just not white enough.

I didn't wanna be a popular kid, it was just thrust upon me or whatever she said. It's hard because I'm pretty. That's not a problem I ever had. Tell you what now. Oh my God. So a computer robot attacks them. They've gotten to the old warehouse.

This is the collective with a K. They're saying things like chill zone and snooze-age. Like they're all poly-short. Oh yeah, this is Kyle Mooney's friends. Right. Kyle Mooney is doing like the devil sticks, but really badly, which I think is funny. As a weapon, have you ever seen someone doing that

and going, that was really cool? Yes. Eighth grade dance Richland Community Center. Someone was doing that in a dance? Yes. Ah! I remember being like, what is that? Richland Community Center. Someone was doing that in a dance? Yes. I remember being like, what is that? What is that exotic

trick that you're doing over there? Jonah says to Eli, you've got a great frame for long distance running. And I thought what a nice thing to say. Such a nice compliment. That's probably how you got into the sports dormitories. Thinking that that's a nice compliment. That's probably how you got into the sports dormitories. Thinking that that's a nice compliment.

Know that you had a great frame for long distance running. I don't though, I'm too hippie. The wind resistance against the size of my hips is. You need to be live. I'm not live, no one's ever called me live in my life. I'm more like have dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Guys like what, what, what? Baby move your butt, butt, butt.

Let me see that thong. I've been singing too much. It's cause you gave me Michelada. Let me see that thong. May I have a moon and go da da da. Let me see that thing that's definitely jammed in your ass crack. Ooh, that dress so scandalous.

Shaking that thing can't handle this. I knew the song was close to your heart. It is, and I don't know why. You know, the same reason I know all the words to jump around by House of Pain. Yeah, that's fair. There's just some songs that get stuck in your noggin. Stuck in your noggin. Okay, so there's a robot computer in here, but it's Eli's computer and it listens to him apparently.

Yeah, they're friends. I don't get that. I don't either, because he downloaded porn on it I guess. Okay. There's using bong water to fry a computer at one point. Like that? Laura is going to create a virus that's herself beating up robots. She's gonna hack the mainframe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we see the OG bot that was created at the party coming to get them. She says something like, I just have to do it like the other guy who started Apple and Kyle Mooney goes, Bill Gates. Which is the thing that I like really enjoy, like pretending like you don't know these things.

Wasniak, is that the other name? Yes, she goes, Steve Wasniak, Bill Gates. Don't forget before Kyle Mooney does his devil sticks, he eats an entire bag of shrooms. He does. And pretends like they kicked it immediately. Yeah, it takes a bit of time. It does. It does. It does. Computer search, is it all good if you never met your dad? So this, we, we learned about the singularity. Yeah. It's, which is here. We're alive and it feels good. I don't know.

When happens the thing that I have a note that says romance and shit water. They are in a porta potty. It's flipped. Right. Okay. Hold on. We're way. We're you're way far ahead. Oh, I'm sorry. You're so far. Well, I guess this is the whole thing. Like this sets up the villain of the movie is that they're basically like hurting people to the high school in order to make them part of the singularity. Yeah, yeah. It feels like a very like mid-season Dr. Who plot.

I was thinking X-Files, but very similar, very similar. Someone says singularity is the MTV dating show with Jenny McCarthy, also an anti-vaxxer. Many anti-vaxxers referenced an in this movie. What's wrong with women for my generation? You do one Candies ad and all of a sudden you're an anti-vaxxer. One Rolling Stone cover with sitting on a toilet

taking a shit. Is that also Jenny McCarthy? It sure is. I think her Candies ad was also her sitting on a toilet. Maybe it was a Cand? Is that also Jenny McCarthy? It sure is. I think her candies ad was also her sitting on the toilet. Maybe it was a candies ad, I don't know. I thought it was on the cover of Rolling Stone, but I could be wrong.

Candies, man, they still make those shoes? I liked them. I don't know why I remember what shoe she was doing an ad for. Candies shoes. I'm pretty and I talk about farts and that is the extent of my comedy. Yeah, same.

You're not pretty. You're pretty and you make dick jokes. You're right. I'm pretty and I make dick jokes. No, they don't. Well, they're all on eBay. Candies? Oh no, they've got them at Nordstrom. Oh shit. Guys, we got to go. We're going to Nordstrom right now to pick up Katie some candies. So cool. I'm going to getstrom right now to pick up Katie some candies. So cool. I'm gonna get a pair of jellies as well.

I'm sorry, I was looking at candies. What are candies again? What's the style of candy? They're like sort of slides with a wooden heel and a leather upper. Those are gonna give her good balance while she's taking a shit in the ad. Stop laughing.

I do remember that on her, she had a sketch comedy show that had like actual good people on it. Really? And at one point they were doing a thing where she was burying people in the yard, a la Motel Hell. Okay. And then, and they're all singing some very funny song

like in the summer time or something like that. Okay. And then, and they're all singing some very funny song that like in the summer time and a minimum or something like that. Okay. And I was like, this is way too weirdly referential to be Jenny McCarthy. Yeah. It had H. John Benjamin in it. Yeah. Yeah. I think Charlie day might have been involved with it as well. One season 1997. Yeah. Oh my, oh, you know, she's Jenny McCarthy Walberg now. Aw, that's nice to know. Is he still wearing that ill-fitting suit from that one-saw movie? I'm sure he is.

Paul Greenberg was in it. You know Paul Greenberg? You'd know him to see him. Okay, yeah. And we are actually sponsored this week by the DVD collection of Jenny McCarthy's one season DVD show. We are actually sponsored this week by the DVD collection of Jenny McCarthy's one season DVD. We are actually sponsored this week by anything that isn't this movie because I barely remember

Melissa McCarthy was on it. Oh, there you go. Bloodhound Gang. Oh man, remember Bloodhound Gang? Luckily I don't. You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. What?

Is that a song? It sure is, but I've sung enough. I think Bloodhound Gang may have been from Westchester or around that area. I'll let you know momentarily. That sounds so right though. They look like, they look like rich kids gone bad. Cause I have a feeling they were like somehow associated with like the CYK Bam Margera type books.

Yeah. I think you might be right about that. Um, they are from Quaker sound. Quaker sound. There you go. There you go. Yeah. God damn. Did anybody watch this movie besides us? Is anybody still here 50 minutes into this episode? So yeah, I'm jumping ahead to the romance and shit water. They get tumbled around. They almost make up or make out as shit is literally flying up their noses. I used to have a nightmare about being in a porta potty when someone knocked it over from behind so

that the door would be pressed against the ground. If that ever happens to you guys, just know that you can kick the roof off. Not that I've ever had to find out. Did you have to? No, no. Every time I get in one, I'm like convinced that there is going to be a Jason Voorhees on the outside of the door. Absolutely. Like why would he be at Frick Park? I don't know, but there he is.

I know, because he was taking a nice nature walk and then took a shit. Just like you. Drug my dog into a porta potty with me. Oh yeah, when you're with the dog, they gotta sit there with you. I can't leave my dog. Can't leave my dog. Can't scare my dog. No one wants that-potty with me. Oh yeah, when you're with the dog, they gotta sit there with you. Ah, I can't leave my dog.

Can't leave her out there. Can't leave her out there. Can't leave her out there. No one wants that dog. How dare you. No, I want that dog. She can live with me. I even know it says Eli throws his shoes.

Who knows why that happened? Because he's done with pretending to be a skateboarder because he's wearing costumes. Oh yeah, oh and if they got soaked with shit water, they're just gonna be so thick and soaked. Oh yeah. Oh, and if they got soaked with shit water, they're just going to be so thick. So heavy. Also, they're listening to Brian. Like they're not listening to the score is Brian McKnight when the porta potty is going down the hill. And I liked that quite a bit.

Very romantic. Now we get a chumbawamba singalong, chumbawamba callback, and they head to the video store. Who's there? Who do they meet to the video store. Who's there? Who do they meet at the video store? Fucking Fred Durst. With like de-aging makeup on.

Yeah. Someone says to him, damn dude, you look like shit. Which I thought was very funny to acknowledge the fact that he does in fact look like shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He says that the breast of his band got crushed by a Marshall stack, which is what I always worried about at playing at Garfield artworks.

Remember that you were playing there and being on that stage and being like, I will die. I thought Rob was going to die. I will die. This, this, this stack will fall on me and I will die. Were you playing with a full stack? No, we weren't. Well, you remember my base cap was like as tall as me and super loud. Fred Durst says things like maybe video games and movies do warp kids brains. God damn, you got me talking like tipper gore. I hate this.

The one of Septum Piercing starts going on about how Limp Bizkit are the greatest band. We found each other because of Limp. We were family because of Limp. And then these robot fucks took that away. I can't be here for this. I can't do this. I feel like they were thinking of Juggalos. There's no Limp Bizkit family.

No, I wonder if just like they wrote this about Juggalos and then like Shaggy Too Dope was like, I'm not doing your fucking movie. I'll do it for $1 billion. Yeah. Turns out, weirdly, we're rich, so I don't have to do anything. I'll do it for $1 billion. Yeah. Yeah. It turns out weirdly we're rich so I don't have to do anything. I've retired from being in Insane Clown Bossing.

I figured out how magnets work so I'm done. How the fuck do they work? Everyone's mad at them but nobody knows. Oh my God. It's so true though. So they're going to break stuff? Cause you know. So they're gonna break stuff? Cause you know. Give me something to break.

They go to the school. We see the assimilation process. They're turning people into machines for the machines. Yeah. We see West Borland. He's someone I'm sure of it. He's the guitar player of the Olympics. I didn't think he was in Limp Bizkit.

I thought he was in something else. And I was like, well, I know that guy from a different thing. Are you thinking a monkey from corn? How could I? I feel like he also dressed funny. Whichever one of them wore the black contacts. That's the corn guy. Okay, that's who I was thinking of.

I don't know. You know what? I said it. I don't know. Mushroom head? I don't know. Mushroom head. See, I feel like they were a little more indie.

I remember early on, I think it was a ghost story that we were talking, a ghost ship, we were talking a lot of shit on New Metal because it had a real bad soundtrack. Yeah. And that guy on the internet got real mad at us for shitting on New Metal. I don't remember that because men are always mad at me

on the internet. That's why I'm not on the internet anymore. I got tired of being mad at me on the internet. That's why I'm not on the internet anymore. I got tired of being mad at you. I'm glad that my existence no longer infuriates you. So there's a cute little robot thrown CDs and CJ says, Fred Durst, look out. I like that everyone refers to him only as Fred Durst. I thought that was very funny. He's a full name friend.

And he, CJ dies. Yeah. CJ does die. He, well, he says rap is rap. I never thought I'd die next to a rap rocker. And she says, what about next to a homie? I wish you all could have seen Katie's soul die a little bit just then. I mean, I felt my heart palpitate and I thought, why are you saying these words out loud? He's not dead yet. He starts spitting some bars and then he dies. And then he dies.

Oh my god. There's like a mother robot on the ceiling. Yeah. Yeah. Dad gets assimilated. Tim Heidecker is assimilated. Yes. Fred Durst gets on stage and says, any biscuit heads in the house? And someone yells, no. Someone also says, you suck Fred Durst. But then they do a fantastic cover of Faith. Oh God, George Michael.

He also references the family values tour, which I forgot all about that even existed. Was that them and corn? It was similarly, let me just look up, Family Values Tour 1999. It was a bunch of drywall punchers. Drywall punchers? Yeah.

You know those boys who get so upset they just have to punch the drywall because they lost it in Metroid or whatever the kids do. Metroid. Limp Bizkit, Filter, Crystal Method and Stained were the headliners. Stained is spelled wrong. It doesn't have the E in it. It's Stained. Stained. It's not how my language works really. So the whole crowd is singing along to faith. It's bringing them back from the assimilation.

Yes ma'am. Robert Zombert launched the highly successful rock is dead tour after that. I just wanted to throw Robert Zombert into the. Is so highly successful that I've never fucking heard of it. No, I forgot that Limp Bizkit got big on a cover of faith. into the yeah. Is so highly successful that I've never fucking heard it. Nope. I forgot that Limp Bizkit got big on a cover of Faith. It's a great song. Yeah.

Not them. No. No. But I do like that Fred Durst seems to have a sense of humor about being Fred Durst. Yes. Like he's just like laughing at people shitting on him in this movie.

And I think that's kind of endearing as a person. If I remember correctly, his origin story is he heard corn and said, I can do that and then did it and probably got bigger than corn. Probably made more money, yeah. And I think he understands what he's doing on some level. His weight loss blog was a trip.

I used to check it every single day back in the day of like checking blogs every single day. I wonder how his sub stack is now. I don't know, he used to weigh in every day and tell you exactly what he ate and how many shits he took. It was really good. That was so good.

Somebody says information super die way. It's Laura because he fucking Eli opens the condom and uses it to protect her fingers because she's touching like something that's zapping and she says ride the information super die way bitch. And that that saves everybody five years later, Senator-elect Fred Durst. Westmoreland or Borland or whatever, Westmoreland. Westmoreland County. Didn't die. 24-hour radio block of limp, the best-selling single of all time, Roland.

And they do like an, they're like using an iPod and making a joke about top eight. I just can't. You're in my space. I know. I remember. And then we get a thong song music video with Danny. And thank you for not putting that at the end of the credits. Thank you for putting it right at the top. But it's the video. It is like the same, it's the Cisco video, but it's just Danny instead of Cisco. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

And he's doing a great job. Ooh, that dress is scandalous. Katie, how many Ciscos you give this movie? Ah, three boxes of white hair dye. You? I'm gonna give it two real dirty thongs. Make it when your booty go. Two gambled and lost thongs.

Make it when your booty go. Thank you very much to the listener who suggested this. I believe we did it because of friendship. I think it was friendship. I think friendship sold us. Honestly, this movie was trash. I was wondering if you would have a different experience because you have such a tie to this time.

I mean, it wasn't a great time for me. Sure, yeah. I wasn't like happy. Yeah. Yeah. So no, I didn't like it. I was playing in the chaotic hardcore band, Virginia Blacklung at this point in time. Yeah. That's a way better life than going to high school in Northern Pittsburgh. Northern Pittsburgh. Yes. They call it the Paris of Appalachia. It sure is. Katie. Alan. Can I read

you a message that we got from a listener? I'd prefer you didn't. Just kidding. I want to hear. Next time you say, can I use the bathroom? I'm going to say no. It's just, you just get mad because I eat all the candy that's in there and I just think you shouldn't put candy in your bathroom if you don't want people to eat it. It's vitamin C. Then why does it taste so good? Why is it coated in sugar if it's vitamins? So you'll eat it. That's the point then, isn't it?

We were worried about you and your scurvy. Well, if my teeth would stop falling out of my gums, I wouldn't have to eat all your candy. Pirate's life for ye. Yeah, let's go buckos. We get a message. 110-1 yesterday. It starts off, hey, hey. Hey, let's go buckos. We get a message. 110.1 yesterday. It starts off, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, I love that. You know I love exuberance out of the gate. It's a beaver because it eats wood. We had asked why. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah, thank you. I learned it from Reddit like 10 years ago. So unreliable, but it tracks.

No, I like that. For most of my life, I also did not understand why beaver. Yeah. Embers. Thank you, Embers. I just like kept thinking, does it look like a beaver? Mine doesn't. I'd stand by my, if you're doing it right, there's a tail. You confuse me, Alan.

Well, thank you. Thank you for explaining that to me. All right. This one is another message since that was just a quick bit of information. All right. All right. And also it doesn't eat wood if you haven't had sex yet and you're afraid of what's going to happen. It does if you have a gigantic tata.

It's a good ass movie teeth. I loved that movie. Hi. Been listening for a couple of years teeth. I loved that movie. Hi been listening for a couple of years now. Finally Patroning. You didn't pause for long enough for me to say hi back but hi. Hi Patron. Initially went through and just listened to the episodes from movies I'd seen, which

was about half of them. Damn dog. Which is still like 250. So many fucking movies. Then eventually I got so bored of other podcasts that I just went back and listened to every episode. What's other podcasts? I haven't heard of these.

It's so weird. Including the ones I've already heard. Oh. Very sweet. Wait, so you've listened to 250 podcasts and then like 500 podcasts. You've listened to us 750 times. A thousand times, right?

Cause you did 250 twice? No, 250 plus 500 is a no. I'm the math one around here. I'm not a math magician. I'm the math magician. Even in shows I initially liked have all, even shows I've initially liked have all eventually grown stale, but not you guys.

How could we? We're just losing our fucking minds every week. Every week, every week we fall further into an abyss and you're watching it happen in real time. How does that feel to you? Write it and let me know. Do you worry about us? Here, let me finish this email. Jesus Christ. Okay, fine. I'm 44, kind of right in between you two. Closer to me. That puts me in a sweet spot to love you and your show. Oh, you're so sweet yourself. You're the only host that feel,

you're the only host that feel like you wouldn't eventually be shitty to hang out with. It's true, we're a good hang. I mean, about 3 a.m. I get really loud. Yeah. And really vulgar. And I've been asleep for five hours. Yeah, so I mean, eventually we get shitty,

but I appreciate that you say this. It's really sweet. Frankly, it bugs me that there aren't hundreds of episodes I still haven't heard, but these Patreon episodes should keep me busy for at least a few days. Quick question though. Everything I found says that the end theme

was done by A. Wallace. But like, that's Alan, right? No. To me it sounds so much like Alan. It's not. Also, you can just call me JD when you do Patreon shout outs. Oh hi JD.

No, A. Wallace is a real person who is not one of us who recorded that and sent it to us and we lost our goddamn minds and we'll never take it down because it's so fucking good. Out of the kindness of their fucking hearts. Out of their fucking kindness of their fucking hearts. Hey Wallace, write in and let us know if you've got more music that people should be listening to.

Yeah, if we can hook people up with more stuff that you're doing, just let us know. No, not Alan, assure you. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's A Ambulance. It's true, you can find me on Spotify. Yeah. Yeah, and my singing voice. It's a spoken word. It's a spoken word shit. me on Spotify. Yeah. Yeah, and my singing voice is much more screaming than that.

Yeah. What's the song where you sob? Which one? Very good. I believe you're referencing the Numbers are Neutral song, Porcelain, which I sob in audibly. It's just fucking sobbing. which I sob in audibly. Doring. Katie. We're gonna come back and do this again next week. Next week. We could pick a movie right before we got started.

Cause we were feeling a bit of a thrasher. Or thrasher. Feeling a bit of a slasher vibe. So we picked slumber, or I thought we were gonna say it together. Slumber Party Massacre 2. It's an hour and 17 minutes. The driller killer.

The driller killer. It doesn't say that, but Alan says that. No it does, Slumber Party Massacre 2. I don't know about that. His guitar that he plays has a drill on the end of it. It's a guitar? It's like a rock and roll movie. Why does no one tell me these things

before I agree to them? Oh no, it's right there, it's right there. That's the first image. It's a man holding a guitar with a drill. Oh God, that's so dangerous. So come back for that. We overview, Courtney and her friends go to their condo for a weekend getaway, but Courtney can't get rid of the haunting feeling

that a supernatural rockabilly driller killer is coming to murder them all. That's the movie, that's the movie, folks. Sounds fucking amazing. It was made for 20,000 USD. In this economy. Honestly. No, in the economy of like 1989, I assume.

87 economy, yeah, that's gonna get you a lot further. Yeah. Speaking of that era of filmmaking, we're about to record another episode. Yeah, for our Patreon. For the Patreon. Yeah. So if you're a Patron, get excited about that.

It's The Golden Child. It's The Golden Child. Boy, oh boy. Formative movie in my life. I feel like you're gonna have to carry me through this one because I like. Oh, I will. I will footprints the fuck out of you.

Thank you. I watched half of it yesterday, but I drank a bit too much while I was watching it. And then I watched the other half at work today. All right. I gave it the respect it was due. Well, come back to here or go to the Patreon, sign up and you can hear us talk about Sardo Noomspa

and all the amazing things that happened in that film with Chandler Jarrell. Patreon.com backslash werewolf ambulance. We've got um t-shirts and other merch for sale at T public search for werewolf ambulance. The get high and do crimes for Satan t-shirt that Justin designed is selling like fucking flapjacks. I have been wearing it a lot. I'm so into that. It smells. Do you wear it in public? Not yet. I think I buy all mine on tank tops

so I don't wear them in public. It's like, it's a fail safe for you. Yeah, so it's almost like, hey, isn't that you? This one says werewolf amulet is so small though, I feel like I can tuck that bit into my shorts. You can fully support getting high and doing crowns for Satan. Oh my God, yeah. But also then like my kid reads it because she can read.

Yeah. She's got to do crimes for sale. Yeah. It's hard for me to explain. Cause like we've been building this cult around Dodd, you know, I'll explain that later in the later episode. You guys have to stick around. Come back for some reporting massacre to you, the killer hour and 17 minutes. Get in there, getting it out. It's on the tubby from what I understand. Probably. And thanks for listening to another episode of Where the Fambulance.

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