Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 529- Demons 2 (1986)

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

In this week's episode, we're still on our Italian shit with the 1986 sequel that no one wanted with Lamberto Bava's "Demons 2." Special topics for your consideration include: children living alone and adult children living with adult parents, more of Dario Argento's excellent parenting, the greatest trainer of all time, and a doc...docu... documentary? I GUESS?! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. IT'S TERMINATOR 2 MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Welcome to me, like, I've got this great intro, and then you look at me like, I've got this great intro. And then you looked at me like, I've got this great intro. And then you looked at me terrified because you didn't you didn't i'm the wasp from helen's blood if you don't know what he's talking about listen to last week's episode where alan found a live wasp in his shit no it was in the toilet it was where was your shit in the toilet and where was your shit they were in the same place together yeah yeah yeah yeah if you're swimming in a pool you were not in the man next to you you don't know that you don't know that things get weird at the bloomfield pool you know who i've not seen there Thomas Savini.

Thomas Savini, not once. He got some hanging plants outside his house, though. Oh, nice. Yeah, it looks nice. Yeah, I was still painted black. Yeah. Just the front, though. Sides are red.

Sides are red. You can't get, you can't get scaffolding back there. The breezeway's too tight. Too tight. Too tight. You just dump red paint from the roof down onto it. You're going to have to do something. Oh, speaking to dumping red paint on things.

Oh, very good segue. What are we here to talk about that this week, Katie? We are still on our Italian bullshit. Yeah. It might be for a while, frankly. Look, we're just, I don't, I know some of you don't like it. And like, if I'm being real honest, I don't care. Yeah.

There's flaps out there. You can suck them. Not even suck mine. Suck someone else's. Yeah, suck someone else's. Suck the flaps of the person to your left. We're doing Lumberto Bava's demons two. And when you told me a few weeks ago that Argento had said to him that no one wanted a

demons two. Demons three. No one wanted a demons two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were right. You're right. As much as it pains me to agree with our friend Dario. But much like our month, perhaps summer of Italian movies, so what?

You're getting it anyway. Oh, yeah, it's happening. It's happening and it's here. Then the score gets right the fuck into it. It comes out swinging. It comes out swinging. I think my first note is, this is everything I want from an Italian horror movie with just the score opening it up.

It sure is. And then I think it gives us a recap. of the first demons movie. Just a narrated recap of what happened in the last movie. Predictions of demons on Earth movie theater, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Okay, okay, okay.

Will it happen again? Who can say? I mean, it's the beginning of this movie. Demons, too? You can say. You can say, the answer is yes. We get a flapping door. Always a scary signal.

Always a scary signal. A guy shuffling. Always scary. Wait, I have a question. Yeah. Who is this? It's the cake maker. He's making this.

for Sally's birthday. Correct. There's blood everywhere? Nope, it's jam. We see jars of jam that are tipped over. He does not seem concerned that the jam is chipped over. No, he's a shit baker. Is he part of...

Is he part of the movie? Nope. Okay. Other than the same... That not the cake that he writes her name on is not the cake that we see later, but theoretically they're the same cake. Even though we see happy birthday Sally being written in the opening scene and then we see a woman named Sally throwing a birthday party, until the cake came back out, I was

like I had completely forgotten, just completely gone. But I do love that when we see it done at the beginning in a very Gialo style. Sure. Of like just his hands writing happy birthday salet. Yeah. It's really bad. It's like I had decorated the cake. It's really bad.

Oh, I thought it was all right. And then when we see it later, it's actually like a professional job. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's a, it's a little fake out, a little little bob of fake out at the beginning here. Do you think they just ate that cake?

Do you think they were like, oh, you got a real cake? Why would you, we need this for like six weeks? Every day we'll make a new cake that says, happy birthday, Sally. Every day is Sally's birthday. Yeah. God, Sally's a miserable bitch. I love her so much. She throws so many tantrums.

She hates everything. She just, is she a child? No, for a little adult. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah, this isn't a Peter Bark situation. I thought that, no, no.

Hold on, because don't we see her parents? They're out, like, out to dinner because they had to get out of the apartment for her, because she lives with her parents. Yeah, yeah. She's an adult, though. Okay. The price of rent and fucking German Italy. Yeah, all right.

Yeah, germittally. There's a giant beer hoss in the background. What are you doing? What are you doing, Lumberto? But before we meet Sally. Sure. We meet a sex worker who's going to a job. and a guy who I only refer to as physics nerd.

He's not, I'm not buying him as a science boy. Because he looks like Superman. So pretty. Yeah, and buff. Pretty as hell. Yeah. And the sex worker lady's like, I mean, if this doesn't work out, what are you doing?

Yeah. But he's gone home to his pregnant wife who is doing exercises you are absolutely not supposed to do while pregnant. I just cannot imagine that that's something you're supposed to do. Well, I'm a little worried now that you didn't give oxygen to lose. I mean, you get that by breathing. All you have to do is breathe, lady, that's it. No, no, you've got to open your vatch up so the air gets in there.

That's not where it comes from. Just right into your cervix, putting like a, getting one of those, like, those handheld fans. Oh, no. A turkey base would work, though, but it would be a bit like a bellows. Oh, bellows, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you explode. Is that right? Yeah.

You get dig-dugged for all the people that are at my age out there. You get what? Dig-dugged. Yeah. Dig-dugged. Gotcha. Gotcha, got you. but so a sex worker lady is afraid of elevators we learn that because that will not come back later on in the movie she won't say it 46 times no no no no no everyone in this gym now we're in a gym everyone in this gym is already buff as fuck Susan is straight dripping do you recognize the we'll call him coach slash cheerleader the trainer yeah I did but I forgot to look up who he is he is the pimp from the last demons movie that delivers my favorite line

In cinema, holy shit, she's a friend of mine. Holy shit, she's a friend of mine. Is demons also, I don't read Latin. Oh, wait, yes, I do? Okay, good. That's your second favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a perfect film.

A perfect film. Unfuck withable. I like him a lot in this movie. I would do anything that man told me. He'd be like, jump off the Smithfield Street Bridge. It's low enough you'll live. I'd be like, you got it, dog. I'm going.

What I love is that he does not speak, at least at this point in his life, do not speak a lick of English. No, no, is anybody in this movie? I don't know. So he's just dubbed in and the guy who's big to come on, motherfucker! Yeah, it sounds like got Carl Weathers or something. So he's amazing. He's wonderful.

The Mr. and Mrs. Olympiad that are working out of this basement gymnasium in an apartment complex. I love him so much. I want this exercise experience. I want to be in a gym with like, 50 people all dripping sweat, super buff while one man yells at all of them. They're all doing different exercises.

How's he trained in them all? He's that good. He's that good. He's so good he came back from the other movie, one of two actors to repeat in this franchise. Who's the other? The other is the guy doing this, who's the security guard.

Okay. He was driving the car with the four hoodlums where there's the amazing scene where the woman spills the cocaine that's in a cocaine that's in a cocaine onto her boobs. And the guy next her, goes, there's snow in the valley.

Oh, my God, yes. And goes to get the snow, the coke out from her, between her movies. I do remember that. Yeah, it's a perfect movie, I'm telling you. I'll rewatch. I will. This one I really will. The security guard has already yelled at everyone for laughing in his respectable building.

I don't know laughing in a respectable building. I don't know. So we cut from the gym. We're at a party. It's a party. Scene, scene, scene. Every fucking scene. Who's got time for segues?

I feel like. Lumberto Bava watched shivers and was like, I can do an apartment. 100%. And I can introduce character after character after character. But without the like artistry of Cronenberg. There's a jenicaqua, too. That is not in this film. Yeah, so it's a bunch of people having a party.

We've also seen the physics nerds house where he just has a huge. huge neon sign that says, night with a top hat. Celebrating the evening. I want neon signs in my home. Of course you do. Who doesn't? Are you saying that about me or just to everybody? I'm saying that about you for sure.

Yeah. Is that meant to be on? It'll be fine. Yeah, yeah. It's not really showing up too much. By the way, if you hear an air conditioner, it's fucking hot out. That's like, guys, it's August in Pittsburgh. It's a, it's a swamp out there.

Yeah. And I have a house that cannot possibly have central air conditioning. No, too many knobs, too many tubes. Too many tubes and zero vents. Oh, yeah, you'd have to, oh, yeah, that's not happening. That's not happening. No, no, no. So we meet Sally.

It's Sally's birthday party. She hates everything about everything. She hates all life. Her hair does stink. She's like, my hair stinks. And I was like, fuck yeah, kind of does, Sally. She's putting on and taking off clip on earrings just being like, these suck

she is wearing this dress that she's furious about the dress is cute except for the butterfly on the front but what's really bothering her is the sleeves that go back and forth

you know like sleeves like sleeves do they move I mean unless they're skin tight you're gonna get a little flutter right when she picks up the skirt and holds it up and says

what about this dress no it looks like shit I was like that's not you didn't even properly name that garment ma'am I mean, I have had this, like, Sally moment, though, where you're just like, you want to change your hair, your clothes, your face, right? Oh, God. God.

Fuck me up every time. Every time. Come on, Bruce. It didn't until you told me it fucked you up, and now it fucks me up by proxy. Oh, I'm so sorry. And then you ruined that for me, just like you ruined full penny. It's like the one Robin song that NPR ruined for me. What's that?

Dancing on my own. Yeah. They did a full story about how, like, that song resonates with people, and then they're, I will now ruin the song for you. Great. There was one part where they were talking to a woman who they played that at her husband's funeral. Oh, why? And there's the breakdown in it where she says, she says, I just came to say goodbye. Oh, I have chills right now.

Oh, look, yeah, I got goosebumps. Fuck off NPR. Good thing you're defunded. And we won't have to listen to you anymore. I do own a robot dancing on my own t-shirt. I mean, Robert kicks ass, undeniably. So good. Yeah.

And that song specifically is, God. damn bah. Banger. Now Sally's watching demons, I think. Is this demons? Is this footage from the previous movie? Because it could be, right? This I love so much.

Okay, wait, explain this to me. She's watching a movie on TV. Seems to be a TV documentary. Documentary. Documentary. No. About people going into the zone where demons one started at the movie theater. Okay.

But then when we see it, it's just four kids going in on their own. There's no film crew. Oh my God, you're right. There's so many people in that building watching this. Yes. Okay. Including in her film debut. Oh, baby Aja.

Baby one Arja Garzanto. What the fuck did you just say? Arja Garzaanzo. Arzo. Now you're just being a racist. Aja Argento's first film role. Little baby 10 year old. Little baby.

Has to see parents killed in front of her because that's what Dario gets off on is like destroying his daughter. daughters, right? Yeah. It pushes one daughter's face through a painter class. See the film Phenomena. Worst dad, mine, or Aja Argentos. Ooh. It's close, isn't it?

I only want to fight one of them. Okay, cool. And it's not Oshoracento. No, you should fight my dad. I would love to fight your dad. Given the opportunity? I bet we could set this up. throw hands with that man yeah well thanks i appreciate that course i love you and he's a tick oh i love you

um now this got sad um less sad is the john saying to the sex worker do you mind if we do it with the television on and i was like oh he wants to do a doggy style so they can both watch the eventus game well you made it specific i made it specific it might be byr in munich that they're watching who knows who knows who knows who knows i mean it could be the europa they could be playing each other right they could be playing each other that joke came up on the subreddit this week I don't know if you saw that where someone was like has been listening to our back catalog

and like heard the episode where I was like I'm never going to find anywhere to use this joke but doing it doggy style so you could both watch the Steelers game and then like in the episode for Knock Knock I worked it in and then was pissed that I had burned it earlier yeah so here it is full circle Oh man, imagine when just goofiness pays off. It's a beautiful thing.

It's like all we have to live for, frankly. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's seeing deer at the back window. Oh, you guys, it's been cut from this episode, hopefully, but I squealed like a little baby bitch when I saw a little baby deer outside Alan's window. You know, any of the biggest bitches I know? Little babies.

Oh, my God, yes. They're throwing tantrums. They can't. They're not telling you. They're not communicating. You're like, what's wrong? They're like, fuck off with that shit. I shit myself.

You deal with it. Wipe it off my crack. Speaking of babies, there's a baby child watching Demons One alone. He's a dorkable. He's very cute. Why is he by himself while his parents are on a date? He's not watching Demons One. He's watching a documentary.

and the people are going to demons that's not being filmed by anybody but somehow it's on television. I just think you're wrong. So there's this whole thing throughout the running theme through this movie, a documentary being not being filmed

by anyone. When we get the zombie that comes or the demon that comes through the television set, later there's a TV studio. There's something about TV being evil in this thing, but it's just like,

you'll figure it out. Fuck you. Right. People can cross the plane of television. Sure. Yeah. Like, wasn't that the plot of terror vision also? Video Drome.

Video Drome. You can see my... And Terror Vision, yeah. There was a bit of that too because they rode like the TV signal into the satellite dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. Yeah. But again, VideoDrome, another Kronenberg movie that this movie is like ripping off. Absolutely. Yeah. So funny. So funny. So we're back with the

pregnant couple. He's studying physics. He's lounging around wearing a tie like you do. Yeah. Yeah. Looking smoking hot. He's going to be like a I don't know. Calendar of some sort. where his don's just going to be hanged out of the time. I would let that man put a baby in me. I can see why she did. But I'm old now, so it'd be all fucked up.

It hits a little weirder when you hit the black cherry seltzer after saying that. I was thirsty. I hate physics, actually. I never learned it. I never got good at it. It's like, it's alchemy to me. you're like you know this thing like I have a good friend who has a doctorate in physics and physics surrounding things you know you knew doctor physics I knew doctor physics well

and I was talking to him once about like wanting to learn more about like deep space shit he's like well you got to do the math stuff first so you can really understand and I was like is there another way yeah what's the easier way okay we're back to the party yeah back to the party and then back to the movie. And then back to the apartment with physics guy and pregnant lady. And then back to the party. And there's a Smith song playing. Yes, there sure is. This soundtrack is banging. It is. I also liked when I came in to him as he's wearing a t-shirt that says, Morrissey is a racist. He's a

piece of shit. So in the documentary, what you're telling me is a documentary and not footage from demons one. A documentary that isn't being filmed. Yes. Think about it, won't you? They find something sticking out of the ground. It's a claw. Uh-huh. I bet it comes off a demon. Yeah, they say that the infection is spread through their claws. They're just, they're touching it.

They're just touching this claw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this happening live? On the documentary, that's not being filmed by anybody. But is the documentary live, like opening Al Capone's vault or whatever it was? It has to be. Is that right? Did I do that right?

How did he have a career after that epic fail? I think laughing at yourself. I think you have to laugh at yourself. Yeah. at himself. I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah, so it's a claw. It's like finding a syphilitic dick on the ground and being like, you know what, I'm going to pick this up and play with it for a little while and see what happens. And while knowing that that's how it is transmitted. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Back to the party, this nerd picks up the phone

and tells Jacob he can come over. What did Jacob do to Sally? We never find out. We never find out. Hombskinson. Jacob never makes it there, does he? No, and he never becomes any sort of an issue except to other drivers in germinally. Oh my God, yes. Is that lady okay? No. The lady who hit her head? No.

But in a way, she is because she was saved from the demons. She was saved from the demons, but also did it kill the kids' parents? Because I think it may have killed the kids' parents. We can say. Okay. You were tying up more ends than this movie even attempts to.

I watched it this morning, and now I'm only now just seeing the loose ends floating in front of me. And when Katie says a nerd answers the phone, if, let's say, you were putting together your headshots and you're going to have a doctor, an astronaut, a baker, and a nerd. This guy is the outfit that you would put together to be the same set nerd.

Absolutely. Yeah. So Sally throws her second tantrum in the first 15 minutes of the film. Who are you talking to? I will revel in Sally's death. And frankly, I did. Jacob, he cannot come here.

I'm leaving. Going to my room again to look at my shitty dress. Now a totally different lady is watching the movie on her couch wearing a shoulder pad tightly belted dress and heels like you do. At home. At home. I just want to rest. I'm at work all day in my slides and sweatpants when I come home and dress like I'm

Julia Roberts in Working Girl. Put on my formal wear. She wasn't in Working Girl. You're thinking of pretty woman. I'm thinking a pretty woman. Are you thinking of Melanie Griffith? Melanie Griffith. I think so.

I'm sorry. No, I just think all women are the same to you, so it's fine. Also, this bitch unlocks her apartment door for the dog. How did you forget that Davy was just wandering around the building? He was in the building. It's not like he came scratching at the back door. She forgot he was in the yard. Not only that she unlocked the door for Davy,

but when she looks in the people, Davy is looking back in the people at her. Like, Davy has a step that he can get up on and look at the people. He ain't a tall dog. I feel like this must happen to Davey a lot. He has a system of getting back in. Other people find Davy on the street, and they're like, get in the building, Davy. Do you mind hold me up to the people?

She's like, Davy, come inside. Oh, my God. So one of the four adventurers in the documentary get cut. Of course they do. And noises start noising. Noises are noising. Yes. Yeah.

Suddenly they're in the alley behind the theater where Demons One takes place. And they find a street deal. demon. Okay. Underneath what looks like a train rail. Okay. Is this where the blood starts dripping? Yeah, because she got cut and she started dripping blood into the demon's mouth.

Wait, what? Yeah, as you do. Okay. You see a demon on the street. You're going to stand over it. You're going to let your blood drip into its mouth on accident. I guess so, yeah. I mean, yeah.

It's part of the thing. Yeah. The blood's going to rehydrate the demon, bringing him back for the dead. and the photographer says great and pithy lines like, God, I've got to document this. I've got to immortalize this. Immortalize this, yes.

And then the flash is dead. And then we cut back to the party and the flash is dead there too. Yeah, think about it. No, I did. So this is happening live. The documentary is happening live. 100%.

Okay, this is insane. Oh yeah, you're right. Okay, go tell me what's about to happen. So the demon gets a big Snickers vein pulsating in its neck. It's coming back to life. Yes. I always think about the camera

what late night show did it, but they were talking about how Tucker Carlson wants to bring the Dick Fane back in Snickers, this thing they're trying to take it from us after he was all upset about the M&M not being sexy anymore. Why did he want to fuck that M&M?

This is a piece of shit. Yeah. I mean, she's kind of hot. Yeah, I mean, fucking Eminem, do what you need to do. Everybody likes curves. Or curve. The ultimate in curve, really.

I'm no physics for that's one. Yeah. So it's rehydrating, which is a really nice effect where they like reverse filmed something, a wax thing melting. So it looks like it's coming back to life. Yeah. Very cute. I got like, I was, I kind of was missing this because it was being cut with scenes of Sally being a little cry baby bitch in a room. And I thought, why does she have so many friends?

there's so many friends at her party I feel like there's always that one person that feels like a real piece of shit but everyone just still hangs out with them and Sally is that Sally is that but Sally is watching this like demon reanimate on the TV and the documentary that's not being filmed and she's just like yeah

yeah let's do this let's go she's so into it I'm gonna fuck that demon when it comes back to life okay I mean it seems to be affecting her because her room stroblade is now going off it's not coming from the television it's coming from behind it Dear Demons, too.

Little heads up to people with epilepsy would have been nice. It comes back later too. Yeah. So she's, her room's freaking out. And the demon starts, uh, once again, uh, Kronenberging through the television set at her. Uh, if you remember in, uh, what's the one where Pittsburgh is the destination for the, uh, long live the new flesh. Why can't have a movie? Oh, um.

Debbie Harry. Oh, fuck. Rocket from the crypt That's it You got it in one I was thinking of tales from the dark side Is that the one

Where she's the interstitial Yeah And ended up somewhere With Rocket from the Crip Yeah Video Dron We literally just said it That doesn't mean

I'm gonna remember it Not Doug That was the past I got to look out From the past Basically redoing the scene From Video of Drome

Where the lips come through and suck on that man's head. Yeah. The demon is coming through the television set to get Sally. I do sort of like the stretching out the TV static. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looks really cool.

Yeah. The practical effects in this are fantastic. They really are. Just like in the first one, like when Sally turns into a demon and her nails are being bust through by the demon nails and her teeth are getting pushed out. It's very good. Had they not done the exact same thing in the last movie? Probably even have been hit so much harder.

The nice thing is that I've been. don't remember that in the last movie so it was like all new to me yeah she gets like really vascular like maybe she was hit in that gym we saw earlier sure sure sure she gets all those snicker veins she digs her claws into this guy's arm yeah and her face turns into a demon face and her tooth gets pushed out by her other teeth which is quite nice actually and I love when her head is obviously a puppet's head yeah yeah yeah yeah and on IMDB they were like here's a goofy mistake when we see her head it's obviously not her head and I was like is that a goofy mistake No, that's a fucking special effect of this era.

This is where we learn that she's a child and her parents have had to go out for her to have this party. Two of your garden. The mother is cute and the father is like a grumpy old puss. Yeah, yeah. And she says, I'm enjoying this as they see some like street musicians and he just like grabs her elbow and drags her away. Whatever, man.

And then the cult starts playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, again, soundtracks banging. Yeah. got what the cult fields of nephalum jean loves jesabel later on uh-huh uh maybe we'll see we'll see my notes will get there when we get there so the pregnant lady's like you know what i do want cake physics nerd go get me cake leave sally alone it's her party she's such a shit-ass neighbor and she's also like i want cake and i want there to be fruit-knit and whipped cream and i was like

you can't demand what cake it's a birthday cake ladies it's whatever sally there is all those things Yes. Well, she says to her husband, you don't want our child to be born with a birth mark, do you? That is, I'm, of all the old wives tales I've heard of pregnancy, that is not, I don't know that one. But if you want cake and you can load that in your little gun to get your husband to go get you something, hell yeah, you're going to use it. Yeah. For you, pregnant people out there, fire that one off at somebody. For me, it was KFC. I never ate KFC before I was pregnant. I ate it while I was pregnant. I'll never eat it again. I remember it being the greasy is chicken that's ever existed. That's what I wanted. I wanted to not have to chew it. It would just

slide right down my throat. And that gives my baby oxygen. That's how my baby got oxygen. I was pregnant and a pelicaned. I just didn't want to chew anything. I just wanted, go it, go it. I got the biggest thing under my chin. Oh, your waddle was insane. It was so gross. I'm so glad that went away. I could fit a whole fish into it, a whole salmon. It was great. Because you're like, Katie, can you hold him to the six pack of beer? And you're like, absolutely. Drop it in here with my purse. Plus, Sally is murdered everyone into demons. Sally.

Don't be friends with Sally. She's going to turn you into a demon at a birthday party. She's murder me into demons. I wrote here, it's a sprinkler of blood. I don't know what that means, but I liked it. Is this when the blood from Sally's party is dripping through the entire apartment building? Oh, maybe. And like, we see it dripping, but when it's dripping, it's just like one long line of drip.

Yeah, right. I like that a lot. And it's sizzly, sizzly blood. It's acidic, it seems. Yeah. And it, like, is burning the, it burns out the electrical cables

and the phone lines in the building. Uh-huh. And, like, ruins the structure of the floor at one point. Seemingly. And so, uh, I don't know what that says sex is over for nerds. Yeah, the nerd guy, though sex worker is leaving.

Yeah. And she says, call me. Yeah. I don't have to be needyly. And then we go back to the gym. I was like, all right, the weights. And there's a woman after my own heart who's just laying in the tanning bed, tanning her butt.

You don't have to be tummy down in a tanning bed. It's all around you. It's all around you. She was like, hey, Lemberto, I don't want to put these out there. So how about just some tush, baby, all right? It's just cute tush. Yeah. Everyone looks a little tush.

Yeah. He tops hottest anything. I'm just looking for some tush. Some tush. But they say tush. Well. Texas. Texas. Texas. You know, my friend Steve Duesenberry is playing drums for a Zizi Top right now.

Oh, you were there, yeah. I got so excited. And I was like, dude, look at my phone. It is the Zizi Top, Trisombris Skatefold. He liked it. Oh, man. So there's a guy in, I don't know what these things are, and I don't assume they existed gymnasiums anymore. the peck deck no the he's in a what looked like what captain pike ends up in in the one episode of star trek oh my god allan but it's just it's a box with his head sticking out of and i only associate with like bugs bunny cartoon i don't know what that is i don't know if it's like a sauna kind of thing like a hot tub or like i don't know i thought you meant the guy who's doing the peck

deck where he's like squeezing his arms together and the trainer's yelling more energy at him and then we see him an hour later and he's still doing the goddamn pectak. And he's so sweaty. He's so sweaty. Anyway, the demon mushes a tanning bed. Yeah, because the demon, the guy in the assumed sauna thing gets blood in his face that wakes him up and he's falling asleep in this thing that you should not sleep in. No, don't sleep in there.

Yeah, your blood pressure, buddy, watch it. Come on. And we see it and he's busted out of it. And he goes over and he smushes her and I said, a giant Panini press. Panini, yeah. Put a little pursuit in there. I guess her hams are the pursuit Yeah

Bajos I like that when the sex worker gets in the elevator with the hot physics guy She thinks he's a sex worker too She's like oh you're done also I like I'm going to order a sex worker Give me a hot nerd That's what I'm in the mood for today

Is that doable? Is that a thing? It should be Yeah, I bet it is I bet those who would sign up to my only fans Looking for a hot nerd I thought you were only doing feet stuff Oh no, I'll give them the whole fucking nine yards Yeah, I'm trying to make as much money as possible

Yeah, you're not going to make that much money on feet No Especially with those ham hawks Oh, that's what I call butt cheeks Yeah, I know Your foot looks like a butt It doesn't I don't know why I said that looks like a foot

It just looks like an old man foot It is an old man foot I'm taking my eyes away from it No free feet. Start charging me admission to your home. The pregnant lady is lighting candles

because the power has gone out but she has a bunch of black candles. She does like a cult. She knows physics, though, we learn. This is where fields of the nephalum start and I want to tell you the one anecdote I know about the fields of the nephalum. So they were like

a goth band from the early days of the goth movement and they were on tour once. And they used to wear, like, cowboy hats and dusters because, like, Western goth was their thing. Yeah, that's weird. They were stopped at an airport because they had Ziploc bags filled with a white powder. And the cops were like, is this cocaine? And they're like, it's flour for our dusters.

So we could put it on and make me look like we just got off the trail. Was it really? Yeah. 100%. Oh, my God. That's so wholesome. You fucking nerds. That is so fun.

fucking nerdy. There's no way we can get flower in the city we're going to. No, flower is so readily accessible and cheap. Flower is and has always been pretty cheap. And I love that story. That's so good. That's so good. This is what's being listened to by the new characters.

Yes. Or, which I briefly thought was maybe the movie again, but it's not the movie, the documentary. No, no, there's new people in a car going too fast. This is Jacob. This is Jacob and Jacob's gang. He's clearly a grown man. Yeah. What's he doing with Sally?

She's also a grown woman, Katie. Grown people can live with their parents. But then their parents shouldn't have to leave for them to have a party. They should just have it out of bar. What? We're grown up pink people hang out. Not of your Sally. No.

Yeah, they're driving way too fast. And the lady that I assume is Jacob's date? She seems like she doesn't want to be there, though. It feels like he kidnapped her. And like the couple of the background is like finger blasting and like, she can't handle it. everybody wants to get fingered we know this oh man it is Jacob and it doesn't matter who gives a shit

no I don't care for him at all I don't care when he dies I don't care about anything so the power the power's gone out sex worker and physics nerd are stuck in the elevator sex worker cannot calm down seems really upsetting for her losing her fucking mind it's her main phobia from what we understand

what we know of her is that she loves fucking this nerdy looking dude. No, she's doing that for money. He does want him to call back. Yes, because she's got to keep her business going. Also, while all this is happening, Danny, he's licked the blood. Who's Danny? Davy.

Davy the dog. Davy the dog, yeah. And when Davy's mom sees the blood, she goes, you didn't lick that, did you? Of course he did. He's a fucking dog. He's got his mad eyes on, which I like. I like how the demons have, like, mad. eyes.

Sure. We'll see it first on Davey. Yeah. I liked it. And I really love the, uh, the, the, the, the close caption that comes up, growling intensifies. We learned that when there are no, there's no ability to open windows in this apartment. No, they're bullpen glass. Does it, uh, jertile.

It's, it, it, it, it, it, it's, middily, please. Jermittily. Jertil. I'm going to jerdily. It's either way's fine. Jardley's rhythm grill. A joke for nobody. do they not have like a fire code because you can't just have a high-rise building with no egress except one elevator

there's some steps there's some steps we see the demons on the steps oh okay oh that's right that's a great shot actually yeah yeah yeah so davy transforms and this is one of my favorite things in the movie because his skin peels back on his on his mall his like jaw is coming out yeah and there's two little tiny eyeballs the top of his jaw like his jaw has become a new monster yeah it's really sort of cute yeah it rules and then he like runs at her and she's

terrified and I thought I wonder if the dog actor is like why she's scared of me I cute puppy he fucking kills her he does and I feel like that's her fault for forgetting him in an apartment building where did you leave him was he taking a

shit when you left him because that's indoors Mom, I'm back. Oh, my God. Also, the elevator, where we go back to the elevator. Elevator lady needs to take a seat, but will not. No, no, can't calm down. The elevator seems to open to the outside.

Huh? No, it just opens one of the floors. Yeah, yeah, it's a floor. It's a floor. Why are there trees and walls behind it? Because it's just the way it looks. It's a very high-end, nice apartment building. I don't think so.

I think this elevator opens to the outdoors. I think it's like a parking garage. So the guy who's doing the chest reps gets attacked by a demon. Yeah, they kill. I love this scene of the demons killing them with weight equipment because they just like smush him in it.

Dude, when the trainer who was in the first movie comes running in and goes, holy shit! And picks up a barbell and just hucks it at somebody. A 45-pound barbell. I would hurt like shit. He's swinging it around like he's Ken Griffey,

Junior. I love it. I love him so much. I love it so much. So all the gym bros and lady bros go down to the garage. They go down to the garage. Right. They were trying to get out that way. Much like in the first movie. You can't get out. You're locked in. Okay. Because demons. Because demons. One of them has a fire extinguisher and he says, hey, how the hell do you use this thing? And the trainer says, you read the directions. He's not wrong. No. I wrote So we go back to the little kid who was watching the documentary that was being filmed by no one, which is done now. We're not talking about that anymore.

We've moved on from that. Yeah, what was that then? Like, what was its purpose? Just to bring the demons into our world. Okay. Right, because they come through the TV. Got it. Understood.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm with you. I'm with it now. So he, I think, lives alone, even though we do get his parents calling on the phone, because the entire house is decorated for a child. You're just toys everywhere. and like ladders to bunk beds.

Yeah. This is bleak. It's bleak. It's a skittamering. Yes. God, I hated that fucking piece of shit. It's so bad. People who liked it, I feel like you should be ashamed of yourself now.

You know what I mean? Like the hype has died down and you look back and you're like, what was I thinking? No, I bet they still love it. Nah, I bet they do too. I bet they're real mad at me right now, too. Don't be just mad at her? Because I agree. Yeah.

I thought you were just fucking with me the whole time. Yeah, it seemed like you were fucking with me. Jimbrose shove a car in front of the interior door. I love them so much. When she says they shove it, they all pick it up and push it in front of the door. I don't think it's even a neutral. The door opens the other way. I love it so much.

You would just run into it. It would be kind of funny to run into the car, though. You ever picked up a car? No. Okay. Why would I? Well, we picked up a Kai's car in high school and moved it so he couldn't find it when he came out. I mean, it's so heavy.

No, they're not. If you get like a small enough combat car, especially the, 80s they were like really tiny and we just lifted it up and moved it like a few spaces away seems like a lot of work for not a lot of payoff yeah I was in high school yeah that's what I call living when I was in high school a lot of work for not a lot of payoff so uh so this kid who lives alone is peeking out in the hallways and he's got a little like toy laser gun with him and I love him so much and I just want to protect him luckily nothing bad will happen to him he drops his gun when the demons come running up with the steps, and every one of them, two of a man steps on his gun.

Yeah, every single one. They, like, take turns doing it. He runs and hides in Sally's apartment. Is this before or after his phone rings? And I thought, how is it ringing? There is no power. And the phone lines have been cut? I think that happens in a little bit.

Okay, great. That's for my notes to pick up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or no, maybe he's, yes, he's locked out of his apartment and his phone is ringing and he can't get in. So he goes to Sally's phone working. Katie. Alan. How did the demons get through the TV?

Wait a minute. It's all connected. The phone kicks ass, though. It's like a real low profile rotary. I like it a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Low prof, rof, rof, rof is they saying. Roef, roefery phone.

I'm dialing my ropery phone. That's what I can talk to Targio Bargonto. And his daughter, Baguty. I think we've been doing the show too long. I think the world is a fucking vampire. And if we can be goofs for a, a little while together. I am 100% on board for this. Did I tell you about how Kaysen

thought that the words to that song were despite all my pain, there's still just a rat in my brain. It doesn't even sound like that. I love it. I had a dream that she and I got matching tattoos of like a brain with a rat like a cartoon, happy rat

poking out of it and he's holding. Actually, I drew a picture of it. Despite all my pain. And I are still just a rat in my brain. so good. I'll find it later. I mean, it is on par with what the actual lyrics are.

Yeah, I mean, I've karaokeed that song a couple times. And every time I'm like, what? Here it is. Here's the picture I drew. See how he's holding a piece of brain like it's a piece of cheese. I like that there's action lines like he's kind of bursting out of it. No, that's just a hole. That's the whole.

I'm sorry. I'm not a good artist. That's not true. But I sent it to Kaysen and she was like, you won't. And I said, you won't either. And she was like, you're right. I won't. And then I was just, I was lightly disappointed.

Tattoos are dumb, get dumb tattoos. I mean, that's a really dumb tattoo. Still just a rat in my brain. I'll do it with you just to make cases of uncomfortable. Oh, yeah. We should get everyone we know to get it and just show it to her all the time. Right of our fucking forehead. So she has to look at it.

We're on our feet. So when she's staring at our feet. She does that, you know. She's a real creep. Oh, I feel like she didn't sign up for this. She doesn't want this. She's the lovely human being. Sorry.

No, she's a fucking creep. If anything falls into the rock tumbler of stupid, that is my brain. She's going to shoot back out. She shoots back out. You don't know where it's going to come. Sorry, Cassie. You didn't need to get that friendly fire. She's all right.

She's not listening. But Perry is. But Perry is. So the security guard finally shows up to help sex worker and I went to call him Chevchilius. That's fine. Let's call him Jeff Chelyos for the rest of this film. get out of the elevator and his way of doing it is putting his face on the floor and going what's going on what are you guys doing in there which is just in time for a demon to claw one of

his eyes out he also has the most roman nose that has ever existed yeah i like it a lot yeah it looks like he should be on a coin um so yeah so dby comes and bites him and he dies and then he comes back to the life as you do as you do in this movie yes yes yes yes um i was loving rockets that's who was thinking of earlier when I said Gene loves Jezebel. Oh, gotcha. That are playing on the soundtrack as well.

To I tell you the thing where apparently to get the Smith song on here, somebody lied to Morrissey about what the movie was about. I love that, actually. What did he think Demons 2 was going to be about? He thought it was going to be like a condemnation of like TV society and how it's rotting our brains.

Which I guess on some level, maybe it is. Yeah. But apparently he doesn't like blood so they neglected to tell him any of that stuff. Because he's a wimp. Yeah, and a poser. Hell of a crooner though. Yeah.

Can't be mad at that. You still listen to the Smiths or no? No. Oh, I kind of still do. He went too far. I know. Yeah, it's a bummer, but. Nice.

There's just some dudes I can't like, can't abide. Can't hang with and, you know. He's made some unbelievably xenophobic remarks. Yeah, I mean, he's certainly fucking sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the Queen's Dad is such a good record. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Plus, Robert Smith hates him with every fiber of his being. That's fine. But, yeah. I'm into that. He once said, I'll never be vegetarian because of Morrissey. Yeah, that's pretty convenient, actually. Other beings must suffer because I hate this guy.

Wow. Where's Pito when you need them? Yeah. Blood dripping onto a crying kid. That's a fucking look. That's a fucking Italian movie, isn't it? so the kid gets turned into a demon i love him yeah this it's now a little person in a demon suit yeah attacking a pregnant lady and it's the best part of this fucking movie he i want to pick him up

and take him home with me he's like a little weird gremlin he's just fantastic remember when like i feel like my instagram was half just people making baby dolls into demon baby dolls like 15 years ago, this was like a big thing. And I feel like that's exactly what he looks like. Okay, I want to be really clear with you. Oh, maybe 15 years ago, that was true. Yeah. Because when we shared an Instagram, the for you page was all big titties, all big titty.

You look at one set of big titties. Well, I'm sure. Just the one. You know what everybody does looks at just one set of big tities. And Instagram's like, you must love all of these. Yeah. I would open up that for you and I'd be like, I mean, it is for me? But is it?

Is it really for Allen? I feel like with Instagram, you have to parse out, like, what genre of big titties is offering you? You like goth big titties. Well, yeah. Yeah. Are they cosplay big titties? Are they goth big tities?

No, you like the goth big tities. Are they like Miami Beach big titty? No, that's not. You don't like it. You like pale big titties. Yeah, a boostie should be involved. Yeah, shoving them up to your chin. Oh, boy, we've been friends too long.

Look at one set of titties. Yeah. one set of tities. Well, your Instagram is now just going to be all my feet. I love that for me. I don't have an Instagram. So they're making maltop cocktails in the garage. This is a bad idea.

This is a very bad idea. It's a bad idea. But, again, I love the trainer. It's his idea. And I would trust him with my life and also want him to help me work out. You want to follow him to battle. If he were a co-leader, I would go. He's great.

so for some reason the power now starts to fluctuate in the building or maybe just in the apartment with the pregnant lady with the neon sinus this is night with a top hat and a bear gloves yeah it is on for some reason yeah yeah yeah and we also learned that there have been two people who survived the Sally party apocalypse

her friend the blonde friend and her boyfriend who was putting up with all the Sally's bullshit in the beginning yeah being real nice to her which she did not deserve but was probably only doing it because it was her birthday who has that 80s hair where it's like pretty flat on the sides but for some reason it just wings out or flat on the top and then wings out on the side.

Yeah, I like it. Yeah, that's good. It's a good look. She says, I'm so cold, but why? You're not a demon yet. Yeah. You're just at a party. Who can say?

Do the heat go off, I guess? Is it cold and germinally? Germitilly? Germidily? Germitily? Giridly. Geridly, baby. I don't know.

So when the power starts to fluctuate, the little kid demon falls on the ground and grabs his tummy because it starts to hurt. Yeah. And then what happens to his tum-tum? Oh, what happens to his tum-time, Katie? He starts screaming and grunting. Yeah, he's having a big poop. He's having a big poopie.

He births a dinosaur from his tum-tum, like a shitty little gremlin. Like a googly. A goooly. It's very much a goooly. Like Mariska Hartcotei was like, hey. I forgot she was in that. What a great movie. Did we do that with Tessa?

I think so, yeah. Oh, I love that. Goolies. For some reason, in the basement or the garage. Yeah. Aja is down there with her mom and dad, and her mom starts turning into a demon. Yeah, yeah. But why?

She turns like green. She got like green veins. When? How did that happen? Yeah, it's terrible, right? But when did she get infected? It's awful. And who did that to her?

And how did it happen? Do you remember what Aja's name is in this movie? Does she have a name? Ingrid. Ingrid, that's right. Yeah, well, it's tremendous. Germinally. Yeah, her mom's a demon now, and dad's like, oh, man, and the gym guy's like, I'll take

care of this. Because for some reason, I have a shotgun that I got out of the trunk of my car. Yeah, haven't used it yet. We'll use it now. We cut back to the pregnant lady. The demon gremlin is just, like, ripping up her good towels. Yeah, she throws a blanket over it. And he's like, God damn it.

He really drashes the place, but he has these very cute little eyes. And you're kind of like, hmm. And he's so obviously a hand puppet. Yeah. You've never seen him from the waist down. He reminded me of that movie, the, um, the puppet from sorority babes in the signball ballerama who's always like, hey, ladies, what you're doing? He looks like that.

Voiced by dukey flieswater. Dukey flyswater, indeed. She locks him in like a wall safe or something behind a painting. what is who just has this in there what is happening i guess if you have a neon side just celebrating the nightlife you're also going to have a wall safe that's big enough for a baby handpubbit demon i feel like celebrating the nightlife and welcoming your first child are things that are discordant with one another sure yeah they're eventually going to have to get one that just says oh my god i want to sleep. Oh, my God, fuck off.

That just made me think of you making me watch that movie about sleep deprivation when I, when Lucy was sleeping like in 12-minute stretches. Susan Sarandon's out here saying progeria. I almost, I almost jumped through

my television screen into that movie. I was so enraged. And that's what friends are for. No. For good times and awake times. the gremlin reps through the painting because he's rude uh-huh what does she do as an artist who has paint and stuff around the house what does she have she's a physicist no husband's a physicist

no she already passed the test oh is that remember she's quizzing him on it and he's reading from the book while she's not looking i thought she would just memorize the things i didn't what so she could help him study come on no she's a physicist as a wife well i don't know but she has a she has a giant bottle of skull poison acid yeah and As you do. As you do. As a physicist, an artist physicist. And she dumps it all over the handpubmit.

Yeah. He's not happy about it. He doesn't like it. No, no, no. And meanwhile, the sex worker has turned into a demon and she's attacking the physics nerd now. I have written here, this is getting a bit samey since I don't care for any of the characters. Sure.

You know, like once the little kid, gremlin demon is gone, I'm like, I'm out. Yes, once babies are having babies, she's doing this. But they do have a kick fight on the cables on Eleanor. elevator cables. Yeah, they do. They do. And I saw another thing on IMTV that was like, you could tell it was a mannequin when the demon lady fell down

and the kick fight on the elevator cables. It was like, oh, should they have thrown that woman to the ground? Well, it's an Italian horror movie of this era, yes. Oh, there was a plate of glass to push her face through. Did they also mention that how when we see the car accident that Jacob causes by running red lights that they're like very obviously just crash test dummies with a wig on? Because I like that a lot. So physics guy eventually makes it back to the apartment to save his pregnant wife.

I guess so. And umbrellas a demon to death. Okay. He puts an umbrella in his mouth and they make sure to show you that he shoves it all the way up to the handle through the wall to kill this demon. I missed that somehow. Yeah. I must have been having a second screen experience.

Oh, no. Because all my notes at this point are just about what's happening in the garage, which is like Ingrid's dad's stuffs her in a car and starts fighting zombies and the zombie comes in through a moonroof and then grabs three women who are hiding inside of a car with a sunroof open and it's the funniest fucking thing

and then they like squeeze the trainer's balls don't do that he's a hard worker yeah hitting demons with a car is fun until the demons break your window and drag you out in your leotard I thought for sure we were going to see that woman's hoo-ha oh yeah it's so close

It is so close. A knife's edge. Yeah, Aja gets to watch her father die now. Yeah, but he loves to traumatize this kid. So the physics guy is like, hold on a second. I've got repelling gear. We can repel off of this building. Why does he have this?

Is it because physics? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because, you know, gravity. They've met up with the couple that were at Sally's party and our well. Sure. and are very, very well, and nothing's going to happen to them. Also, they have to go to Sally's apartment, because I think the wife still wants some of that cake. Right. She's still, like, she touches it.

I was like, don't eat the blood cake, lady. Clearly, it's no good. But then she's like, but it's still cake. It's still cake. I know. Cake is cake. They also turn on the gas at one point. Oh, yeah.

And try to blow, I don't think it'd be just that localized. No, no, that's not the way gas. I'm no physicist. that's all the big gas works. So they get up to the, this is when they're on the roof of the building and the guy turns into a demon and they chuck him off the building. Yes, and he's roaring and I'm pretty sure it's the MGM Lion roar, is it? I think so.

I think so. No one will notice. Choose it. Yeah. It's not famous. It's not famous. I can't afford the Wilhelm scream for this, but I'm going to sneak the MGM lion's score. That one's free.

Sally's still fucking at it. She's like throwing a tantrum about this and that and the other thing. As a demon. As a demon. Yeah. there's another woman who looks exactly like Sally except she has pearls. Yeah. That's the only way you can tell the difference. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then somehow the blondeie is a demon and over the edge she goes as well. How did they become demons? Yes. Alan. And the pregnant lady is suddenly in terrible pain. What could be happening? She's not that pregnant. No. No. But yeah, they go to repel down and he says, don't you remember the rescue courses we took? Yeah, just hang on. Why on

earth would the two of you take repelling rescue courses? Listen, if you're out in the field doing physics work, you never know what's going to happen. What do physicists do? What is physics, by the way? It's like throwing shit across the room as far as I know. Sally is suddenly running across, I don't know, a vast wasteland? Don't worry, it'll come back.

Will it? Yes. Okay, great. I can't wait for you to explain it to me. She's running across like, she's running across the same backdrop that Wiley Coyote chases the road runner on. Absolutely. So we cut back from that inexplicably

And we The married couple are now We've moved away from everyone else The garage, fuck it, who cares, everybody's dead Right We're now in a television Theater studio They go into the movie theater, don't they?

But it's a television studio. Oh, it's like a live studio audience Got it got it got it got it got it And there are fun, funky disco lights That go Oolulu For the rest of the scene And you're like, am I going in

insane why is this noise happening it is just happening and they're being filmed they're being filmed they're seeing themselves on the monitors yeah but then she has to give she has to get birth right now she's got to have a baby right now she yells the baby is being born i don't think i said that she has the baby there's like a rocking labor soundtrack yes and he just picks up the baby and stands up and i was like no no you got to cut the cord just pops right off Pulls the placenta right the fuck out. But it's okay because Sally lives. She's too cunty to die. That's our pie slogan, too cunty to die.

Two pye is just too cunty to die. I think I'm going to ask Justin Gray to make a shirt. Is that baby beautiful? Yeah. It's not beautiful. It's gorgeous. Also when babies are first born. They're not.

Did I ever show you the picture of Lucy when she was first born? I want to get your live reaction to this. My daughter is beautiful. beautiful a beautiful child and I know you believe that to be true she's not beautiful she's gorgeous okay and let me just feel like it's a really weird thing to say about a child or oh that that child is gorgeous like something yeah it's just not right no no also cleanest birth ever oh yeah and she's fine afterwards I didn't I wouldn't stand up for hours yeah no um okay wait look at this little horror show you ready no

Is that the ugliest thing you've ever seen in your entire life? It's not ugly. It's gorgeous. No, look at it! I want you all to know that I'm leaning as far as I can't over pressing my phone out and Alan's backing away from it. And just making eye contact with Katie. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Look at this one. Oh, buddy. Oh, she was so ugly. Oh, come on now. The first thing my midwife said to me was like, don't worry, she'll look better in about 24 hours. You got to wait. for the demon blood to really pop them back up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

So for some reason, the, what did you describe Sally as? Two-Cunty did I. She shows up and she, for some reason, she's blind now. Who knows? Who can say? Who gets a shit? And he shouts, she's blind. Sir, she's not deaf. She can still find you that way. She's blind because she has one white contact. I don't understand this part at all.

Because we saw her get sort of like impaled with a pole the last time we saw her. but that wouldn't blind you didn't go through the lead content of the poll list so she she is now running on the television set for some reason

and so to stop Sally from existing the physicist uses physics and busts out all the TV screens yeah I just have to know what that says the dangers of television as far as I can tell And the married couple go out on the street, which is empty.

It feels like the night of the common out there. Yeah. Start tongue making out. Yeah. Yeah. I just gave breath. Could you just stick your tongue as far down my throat as you possibly can? There is no greater aphrodisiac than shitting out a human and seeing your husband kill a demon.

There just isn't. Free frame at the end. Oh, my God. Lumberto Bava. Lumberto Bava. Lumberto Bava. All right. I'm going to watch the first one again.

Yeah. This was so bad. Oh, it's awful. It's awful. Awful. No one was clamoring for Demons 3. That's why we got the church. Oh, I don't know which is worse.

I feel like these exist in a universe where you can't rank them. Oh, yeah. They're just, are what they are. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's beautiful, right? Like, just accept them at face value. It's gorgeous. Rating's face.

It's gorgeous. Ratings phase. It's one yanked out placenta. It's a butt of a movie. Yeah. But it's very enjoyable. Yeah. It's a pinini press.

It's a butt and a pinini press. As someone who just wants dumb. Yeah. Like I just want escapist stupidity right now. Yeah. This has given me everything I need. Yeah. Yeah.

So I'm going to give this, uh, I'm going to give this, uh, uh, six babies having babies. Oh, God. Demons. Baby demons. Not real babies. Yeah. That's like a, that's a, that's a one on my Sandcastle bingo card. Babies having babies.

Katie. Alan. Uh, what are we doing next week and then we're going to eat Oreos? Well, first let me actually shout out the person who sent us the Oreos. I'm not going to use this person's last name even though they did in the card. This is from Brandon. Brandon sent us each a card, a thank you card, expressing some really heartfelt and sincere feelings that I'm not going to read because I don't want this to be.

just for me and also because I'll probably cry. But I just wanted to say thank you so much for sending this and I, it means a whole fucking law to me. So thank you, Brandon. And thank you for all the stickers too. Yeah. I was, uh, I had us read the cards before we got on air because I was like, this could break bad and then I'm going to end up crying on the podcast.

And you're going to cry and then I'm going to cry and we're all going to cry. We don't need that. It was so sweet. There was such kind words. And the sticker selection is on point. now I just got to figure out where they're going to live. I know. I have always been a sticker.

I've been always been sticker shy. Yeah. I used to tape stickers to my notebooks when I was a child. Oh, buddy. Fucking mental problems. I'm a big stickers on my water bottle guy. Yeah, it's a great place. And then I like, I'm also real into just layering.

There's so many stickers on top of other stickers on my water bottle. Like just the, like, the stratum of like, oh, I used to be really into that thing, but this thing is now trumping. Fuck that thing now. So thank you so much, Brandon. Thank you for just the recognition and taking the time and the money to send this because you also send us two things of Oreos. So we're going to tell you what we're doing next week and then we're going to eat Oreos

so you guys can hang up the phone if you don't want to hear us eat. So as per requested by a bunch of you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We're sticking with our, we're on the Italian job. Yeah, we're staying in Italy a little bit longer. Germitily. Germitily. Germanly.

It gets worse every time I say it, frankly. Jerry Talley. Yeah, you got it. We're going to do a Margot, a McKelle-Swave movie, Cemetery Man, starring one Rupert Everett. I'm excited. Friend of Madonna. It's the only thing I know about this guy.

Couldn't be any more excited. I love this movie, and there's some really fucked up stuff in it. I apologize in advance for that. Great. And also, it will not come out next week because I'm on vacation next week. I know we just took a bunch of weeks off, but maybe my mama needs a break. Oh, mama needs a break. Mama needs a break.

Yeah. So we're going to do a classic next week, and then we'll be back the week after that. With Cemetery, man. And then we're also, we've got some stuff brewing for a new Patreon episode. Oh, yeah. Did you put up a poll? I did. Yeah.

Well, I put up some requests. I'm going to do a poll. All right. And hang up if you don't want to hear us eat Oreos. In which case, thanks for listening to another episode of Whirl of Ambulance. Yeah. And if not, here's some more. Correos on an episode of where we're going with.

Katie, first we have a peanut butter flavor cream. Those are my favorite. These are the official cookie of depression in my house. You have a house cookie. Yeah, official cookie of depression. Look how well these are wrapped. Oh my God. Brandon, you're sweet baby.

What's that one? Birthday cake. Oh, yeah. Katie, why don't you pop open that? Okay, I have to put my mic down because we're in the annex. Oh my god I'm so glad for you Ah, donkisham

I'll make it tight, make it tight I'll, here, fucking do it yourself can't do it anything right I'm eating this cookie, leave me alone just kidding Oh The thing about the peanut butter orio is it

It is the best Oreo besides the class classic two would disagree what do you think is the best Oreo besides the classic too so double stuff is my number one that's wrong no it's my opinion yeah okay said number two lemon flavored lemon what lemon flavored with the uh the blonde cookie you think that's better than this oh yeah on dupi i just can't go with you on that i have a sophisticated ballot you do I'm a trash person yeah 100% true

I have a sophisticated ballot let's go with that okay all right Katie birthday cake birthday cake oh I should on birthday cake first because I know how much I love peanut butter peanut butter 10 out of 10

I'm not saying yeah oh my god yeah 11 out of 10 actually thank you birthday cake I don't know what I'm going to feel about yeah oh oh it's smell sweet it's cloying Oh. It's fine.

I'm not mad at it. It's fine. There's no peanut butter. It's better than the Selena Gomez. No. Selina Gomez was delicious. I loved the Selena Gomez. I'm going to buy some of those.

I'm going on a road trip with like an eight and a nine-year-old tomorrow. Well, you can take these things of Oreos with you. Should I? Yeah. You don't want them? No. What I really wanted is for them to be super hyped in my, backseat.

Yeah. Bouncing off the walls and then crashing with depression and then bouncing back off the walls. They both get motion sickness too. So what could go wrong? I love nerds raising nerds. It makes me so happy. This episode brought to you by Freya's food.

Automatic feeders. Oh, Brandon, thank you. Thank you so much. This is so good. Oh, that really hit the spot for me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, yeah, come back for Cemetery, men. Yeah, we'll see you next week. No, week after. We'll see you in two weeks. Oh, yeah, we're taking a week off. But we'll do two movies so that we can have the Patreon out. I love that. Yeah.

So take care of yourselves, take care of each other. Fuck, God, I hate everything right now, but I love you all. Yeah, I love you guys too. And I hope everything gets better for everyone soon. Thanks for listening to another visit of World Ambulance. They are the official cookie of depression. Yes, I'm telling you. pool.

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