Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 531- The Deadly Spawn (1983)

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly fantastic creature feature from 1983-- "The Deadly Spawn." Special topics for your consideration include: the joys of a vegetarian luncheon with the girls, the ways in which a haircut can change your other qualities, all the sciences, squirrelly aunts, and PUPPETS! Do you like monsters that look like penises? Go listen to the episode about my personal favorite dick-tagonists in Episode 88- "Shivers." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. IT'S TERMINATOR 2 MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Katie. Katie, Alan, I'd like to welcome you to the year of 1983. Okay. When grandmas are vegetarians. Yeah, was that a thing? No. No. I love it.

I love it. Oh, Katie, I'm so. fucking heavy. This does not paint vegetarians in a very good light. Yeah, no, it's a diet. Who cares? Okay, okay. No, it's a lifestyle, and it's a choice, the ethical choice?

We're full enough of ourselves. Oh, seriously. We're doing the 1983 classic stone cold. Everyone's seen it, deadly spawned. $25,000 budget. I have a lot to say about that budget. Tell me. It's on the screen.

Oh, yeah. And it's beautiful. Yeah. And Don Doller would be proud. My first nose as shit. This starts like a Don Doller movie. Like exactly immediately a Don Doller movie. It's like Don Doller of New Jersey.

The Don Doller of New Jersey. This is, uh, let's give him his due. His name is, uh, Douglas McKeown. Yeah. McKeown. Is that how do you say that name? Uh, spelled. M-C-E-O-W-N.

Yeah. McKeon. Okay. Look, I wouldn't know. I'm a filthy dune. Diego. It's produced by one Ted A. Bohas. You like Ted A. Boas. It sounds like a name that you give to the cops and you meant to say bogus, but you have had one too many and you're trying to get out of that DUI. Ted Boas. How do you do a G? How do you do a G? How do you do a G?

Boas. This movie opens on two men in a tent. Yeah, we're in flannels. We're in flannels as you do in a Don Dollar movie, despite this not being a Don Dollar movie. Don Doller could only dream of puppets this good. Oh my God. I know. It's like they won up to Don Doller. Yeah. But did not have the career that Don Doller did.

No, not the staying power. Did Douglas McKean direct anything else? I don't know. There's only, I don't think any of the actors had any kind of entry on IMDB or Wikipedia. Okay. Douglas McKeown does have a Wikipedia, but one of his categories is career choices. we've all made them doesn't sound right

he did a number of short video documentaries in Los Angeles Philadelphia and New York cool so he did industrial films no he did a promotional video for a New York's LGBT center ultimately leading him to his ongoing role as facilitator of the storytelling workshop queer stories

I love this he compiled and edited queer stories for boys and anthology of writings by members of the workshop this is fantastic yeah good guys yeah pro Douglas a key. Dougie Mick. Dougie Mick.

So these men are camping. They're camping, as you do. And they have a large tent that's set up on a tree, but the tree isn't holding it up or anything. It's just the tree is right in front of the doors of the tent. I love this for them. Is this your first time camping?

Something streaks across the sky. Yeah. What is it? What's going to be? A spaceship? A meteorite. Could be anything. It's a meteorite.

It's a meteorite. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. They go to get the camera. One of them yells, don't forget the flash attachment. And I went, ha, ha, ha, ha. Because that's how cameras work,

track then. We've come so far. We've come so far. I have a note that says already giving Dodler vibes. Strong non-dolar vibes. But then there's a lot of subtlety in this scene where there are like some bloody glasses and, you know. There's exposition like, it's red hot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It does look hot. It does look hot. It looks very hot. And then there's just a disembarrassing. bodyed bloody hand. And it's dripping a lot of blood.

It's on the stick that isn't holding up the tent. Right. And it's also on the stick that's not holding up the puppeted crab legs that are inside the tent silhouette and as the monster. Yes, it's in silhouette. It looks like a Cthulhu and a bird. And it takes it sweet time on screen

too. It is lingering. I love this because I think it sets up expectations. You're like, they're going to cheap out on this. They're not going to show me a lot of this monster. They know the monster looks bad. They're not going to show it to you. No.

No. Do the Don't dollar thing. Put the monster in front of the camera. Looks like shit. Who cares? They will. And then it will never stop being in front of the camera. Yeah, it's so good.

It's got a great hot, like, almost metal font title card that comes up and says, The Deadly Spot. It is extremely my metal band. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We cut to the interior of a home, Lordy, that wallpaper. Why did anyone? And the pink brass headboard?

So feminine. I have written here, is that her son? But it's not. She just has an old person's haircut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we're meeting Barb and Sam at this point. Right. Sam gets out of bed because they got to go to town.

Right. They don't, they don't want to go. We never find out what they're actually going for. No. No. But they make a big, do you, yeah. Who swings that early in the morning? You got to get into town to get a good position.

in the bowl. I guess so. Drop your keys to the bottom. Hope they don't get picked. The hot water is out, and this is where I realized I'd watch the first 11 minutes of this movie before.

That's why it was stopped at the 11 minute mark on your shutter account. I'd love it. Yeah. So Sam goes down to fix the hot water heater. Well, first she gets out of bed and you see that she's got good titties.

Yeah. But she's ruining them with that hair. Hold up. We're back in the attic. Listen to that resonance. Hey. Hey, listen to that resonance. Hey, hey, it's still going.

Hey. Shh. Okay. Listen to the sustain. My titty having friends out there. Think about how your haircuts going to affect them. A bad haircut makes your tits look worse. It's just true.

It's just fact. I can't think of anything less comfortable than what she's sleeping in. mesh mesh on tits it's like it's like a taffeta mesh yeah it's like stiff oh it does not look like it'd be fun to sleep in no but I'm surprised that we got boobs right out the gate those are the only boobs too yeah yeah they're gonna get look we're getting you early they're great don't mind the haircut you like that haircut if you haven't seen this year I'm saying to the titty appreciators to the titty appreciators ignore the haircut it's like a tight perm it's just a real tight perm it's your mom had it in 1983 because everyone's mom's mom

had it in 1980s? It was illegal not to. Yeah. I also, we forgot to mention that when we first see the house, it's a scale model. Yeah, why is that? Because of the ending.

Oh my God, you're right. Okay, but I love the end of this movie. I just remembered it. Spoiler alert for the ratings face. I fucking adore this film. This is bat shit. This is everything I want in a horror movie. Yeah. Yeah.

You either, you've got to give me Lake Mungo and just put me in my feels. I cannot do that. Or just go fucking bananas. Just go taff of the tits to the wind. Let's do this. You know nothing makes me happier than a weird puppet. Yeah.

So unless it's the item, yeah. Yeah. No. So he goes on to fix the water heater. Yeah. And the basement might be wet. I couldn't tell, but I thought maybe I would have been able to see it in the 80s. He's treating it like the basement has six to seven feet in it.

That's, it felt like that Barry Pepper movie where the alligator is swimming around in the basement. The only time I remember the Barry Pepper exists is when you bring him up referencing Crawl. Poor Barry Pepper. That's not his legacy. I'm sorry Barry Pepper at B-Paps, but that's what's going on, baby. Yeah, that's all you are to Alan, the dad from Crawl. Which I'll never stop thinking about despite not remembering most of the movies we've done. why were they down what are they doing get out of there so he grabs his galoshes to go down in this

flooded flooded basement is it even wet there's some water on the floor everybody's basement floor has water on it right at some point in yeah in america in america especially in new jersey yeah a water table there on our table so there's a shadow in the basement but i think it's his own maybe it's like filmed menacingly and then i was like wait that's you you never been scared of your own shadow uh i was scared of my old basement quite a bit sure my old house yeah yeah yeah yeah the problem is if you ran from the laundry machines to the stairs sometimes you'd hit your head on the duck work oh no no no but i would always run i'd run it anyway just in case uh it is currently pissing down rain in new jersey as well

in the film and will be for the for the entirety of the movie and the people will act like rain is impassable. Yeah, it's the first time it's happened. It's like 10 feet of snow. They're like, are you sure you want to go out in this? Like, yeah, it's fucking the northeastern seaboard, baby. You got a tight perm like that? You got it in that weather.

It's sure. I don't know when she got that perm. It's tight everywhere except around the nape of her neck where it's a bit flowier. It's where the party is. She's mulling out. It's rough. Don't worry. We won't see her much longer.

So my man Sam throws on some galosh. and then does what I can only describe as the greatest I smell something acting you've ever seen in the movie. Oh, yeah, he smells it. There's extra letters in that word at this point. He smells it, and what is it that he smells? I don't know, this basement that's way bigger than the house is.

Way bigger than the house and has like those arched lentils, lintels, not lentils. No, lentils come up later in the movie. Yeah. Wait, do they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah! arch lintels.

I don't even think that's a lintel. Is that a lintel? Oh, fuck it. What do I know from architecture? I don't know. I have a degree in the history of architecture. I don't know what a lindle is. I have a degree in kicking ass.

Yeah. That's it. School of hard knocks, baby. School of hard knocks. So it's a huge basement. Straight heat. What's that? Just yelling street heat.

You're not wearing the cap. No. Did you like the message I sent you the other day was just what's up street heat? that's who I am. I didn't even notice because I think that's my name. Oh yeah, it's addressing me. Street. Are we assuming that he smells the creature?

Yeah. What do these creatures smell like? Because nobody else smells him the rest of the movie. According to the legs, crap. Crab. Like old bay. Yeah, all right. All right.

All right. So the silhouette of the creature eats him. And there's a lot of blood splatter. Yeah. It's like there's a swinging bear bulb, which if you don't have the budget to really show the kill this is a great way to do it just like kill him in shadow throw blood on the walls throw blood on a swinging light bulb yeah yeah call it a day get it all over the ceiling yeah um and to their credit there are a few special effects are to come up later in this film

that you can tell they were like okay that's the wad right there will you blowing that later yep so got to get a perfect yeah so you're going to get a few silhouette kills in the beginning of this film right um so we see a kitty cat running around the house we're back upstairs with barb we don't see that kitty cat again later do we yeah it runs into the basement and then runs out okay great so it's to prove when then they're not going to kill that cat good Doug douglas mcunes and kill a cat so barb's like puttering around in her robe she goes downstairs leaves a note for her sister and brother-in-law we're staying at the house right the note is like god I hate my husband and it's like on a whiteboard in the kitchen he can read panty

where her kids live. Yes. Well, her large adult son and her child. She's like, she's puttering around the kitchen, having a butt with that tight perm, and I was like, you are taking me back.

Seriously. God, smoking inside your home. Wild. Wild. Can you imagine? I can because I lived it, but it's gone forever, you know. So he,

she's finally like, where the fuck is this shit-ass husband of mine? Yeah. yelling around for this shit-ass husband who's making her go swinging this early in the morning. Listen, you go swinging early in the morning. You get all showered up afterwards and you head back home. You're here by dinner time. You got your whole day ahead of you.

Because Pete's going to need the car. So she heads- She heads down to the basement and her way of handling the flood that has happened. The turrent of rain down there is just take off her shoes and start walking. Yeah, go barefoot. And I was like, Barb, no free food. feet what are we doing here lady put those things away yeah i mean i guess to be fair i would never go barefoot in my own basement sure what the fuck is down there you don't know uh cat litter yeah

um what's in her basement though is a ton of blood that she doesn't notice that she well no no she does because she sees it on the light bulb yes but then there's a can of paint that's dripping next to it and she goes oh that's right my husband is shit ass because he's not answering her No. And then his hand touches her. Yeah. I love this. This reveal of the monster by putting the hand in the monster's mouth and having the monster, tap her on the goddamn shoulder.

He's so petty. She spins around this bettoothed beast. It's a betoothed penis. Let's call a spade a spade. It is a betoothed penis. A caca dentata. A cacta. And it's beautiful.

It's beautiful. It's beautiful. A. C. C-A-B. But I do like that when they're... A-C-A-A? All cocks are acceptable. Cox are all right.

Cox are right. He eats it. The creature eats her face off. He eats her whole goddamn head. It's so stretchy her face skin. I love a stretchy face skin. Oh, that's later, though, when Charles finds her head. No, it's not.

It is right here. Really? Now the creature is eating her face off. So stretchy. All right, I thought he just ate the head right now. No. I was having too much fun. I wasn't playing enough attention.

Too much joy. Can you not? That creature looks so fucking good. It's amazing. It is the entirety of the budget. I couldn't build that for 25 grand. No. No.

Vicky out here with some poppy amichet. So we cut to another couple that I assumed were people who lived in a different house. 100%. Yeah. Why would you expect them to be in the pink house? I didn't and she didn't. But this is the, uh, some olive oil lady, look at lady gets woken up by the screen.

She's so scurly. She's so squirly, I cannot take it. I have to tell you something. What? And I think I told you earlier and I'm going to tell you again. Tell me. I fucking love Anne Millie. She is.

I can't look at her in the face. Oh man. I can look at her in the face all day long. Really? Yeah, I want a party. with Millie. She seems great. Tell me what you like about Millie. Uh, she's down to help her family.

Okay. She's supportive of her weird nephew. Yeah, she is like, hey, you woke us up with this, but not, yeah, all right. But I love that you love this. Yeah, all right. You're a wild little kid. I think you're pretty great. My sister's a little hard on you. She's always going out swinging.

Getting those titties that the haircut is not doing any favors to. No, her haircut is not doing her any favors either. She looks like she put her head inside like a leaf blower and then it was like Donzo. That's what I love about Millie. She's not about putting on facades. You know the Millie you're getting when you meet her. It's true. She wakes up in the morning. Her hair's all askew. She's wearing a robe. And then when we see her later, having been dressed and gone out, her hair is still exactly the same. Fuck yeah, Millie. And she's also married to that fucking

dud. He's got rings. You know how I feel about men with rings that aren't used. You stopped wearing rings. I usually don't wear them once I'm home. You take them off and you get home. Yeah, because I'm doing stuff around the house and I don't want to get caught, terrified of getting de-gloved. Yeah, it's gross. Yeah. It's gross.

Like, it's just a comment every day occurred. That's the thing that could happen. You're not using power tools. You're making a cake. He used a mixer. Look, if mixers could de-glove you, every housewife in America is in fucking trouble. Dude, I've watched enough fucking horror movies. It's true.

Anything's possible. I was also, before you came in, I was shoving watermelon into the garbage disposal. So, yes. Oh, I always get yelled out for putting my hand all the way in the garbage disposal. But that's, when it's not turned on, it's not dangerous. Oh, this one was running. And like halfway through, I was like, spatula right there. I'll just use that.

Let's use that. Alan, push everything down there, then turn it on. I might jam it. I've never thought of that. So in this kid's room, he has a sweet, King Kong poster and sweet Godzilla figures. He seems like a cool kid. Just laying on the floor watching TV like every kid should be.

Whatever it is, I don't think he should be watching it. Eh, that's fine. How old is this child? His age varies wildly. Did they make this movie over six years like Don Doller? I think so, because the one guy, Frank's haircut goes wild at one point. It just like, he all of a sudden has super short hair. Which one is Frank?

Frank is the stupid best friend. Oh, the scientist wearing overalls. Yes. Okay. Maybe he's an ag science. maybe ag sigh that's a science so I feel like this kid should hang out

with the girl from neon maniacs exactly with the stromo hat and Millie keeps calling Barbara Barbara so I thought the cat's name was Barbara it's a good name for a cat it's a great name for a cat

how soon am I calling my cat Barbara just calling it Babs Babs baby Babs you shit on the floor again So at this point I thought these couples lived together with this child. Yeah. Yeah. And then the phone rings and we meet Pete

who answers the phone in his tidy whitey's. Yet another bedroom in this house. Yeah. Who is this Bozo? This is Pete. Yeah, he's got to talk to Frank about how they're studying for a biology test. He says biology isn't my strong suit. And I thought, yeah, because you haven't studied it

since he left high school 26 years ago. How the fuck old is Pete? He's in college. They're college kids. How's he getting to college? without a car his bangs are really bothering me everything about Pete bothers me oh wow yeah I don't like Pete oh no well he's like hey Frank when you're coming over to study why don't you bring Ellen along yeah which is weird because we find out later that Pete thinks Frank and Ellen might be

an item yeah he just says that to his friend oh my he bring your girlfriend over so I can Googler. Yeah. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. Hmm. Is he just saying that to Ellen, though, later to be like, whoa, is it me? You give me Valentine Candy Heart, say be mine? I fucking hate Pete. And this is interslice or interspiced with the cat being very upset and interested in the basement. And what I thought was drugs, because it was powder poured into like a little

tin foil thing. Yeah. But it's, But it's not, it's like, it's flash powder. What exactly is flash powder? It just makes a little, I think it might be magnesium, because it just makes that kind of like explosion. Like the snaps you throw at the ground and they pop. I think that's gunpowder. Really? Yeah. You know when I was little, my brother convinced me to snap one of those in my belly button. No. It hurt. It's because it's got powder. So much. So I've been shot. How did you even? How did you do it? I have a really deep belly button. That's fine. But. Oh, I put it in there and then I closed it fast. do you have a muscle in your belly button I use my fingers you can't close your own belly button with your fingers look look

you just you just do that stop Alan I want you guys to know that Alan shielded his eyes and like looked away as though I was like look at this hemorrhoid it's my fucking belly button dude everyone in the neighbor had seen it it was the flapping it

you don't like that i like it fine it was just funny i was laughing i was shooting my eyes from the humor that's really gunpowder yeah i think so holy shit it probably was in the 80s when i did it again i'm stating facts with authority that i don't know if they're true i believe everything you say why is that i don't know i have an air of authority to me that is not warranted i like that i keep being like I just trust you, and you're like, don't. And I'm like, but I do. Nope, got to do it. No, it's just flash powder.

It's not drugs. This is where we learn about grandma's vegetarian luncheon. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I love it so much. I had a note here to ask you if you have a lot of vegetarian luncheons as a vegetarian. I mean, I have a vegetarian lunch every day. I mean, that would be a bit.

I think you have to be sitting with another person to have a luncheon. It's true. No, I do not have enough vegetarian lunches. I need to have more. especially I would do it a lot more if my friends were named doot to dooddy nibs and juju those were not their names those were their names nibs how do you think you get a nickname like nibbs how do you think you get a nickname like nibble people

how do you think you get a nickname like nibbs I don't know they sound like a rapper's entourage juju yes they're um they're greason.com you know. But instead, they're a bunch of little old ladies, and maybe one woman in her 40s. She's my age if she's a day. Yeah. Oh, I love him so much.

So, yeah, we see that Charles is messing around with explosives and electricity. Yeah. And we know that the electrician's coming today, but before, because before Millie goes to grandma's house, she leaves a note on the front door that says, electrician, go to the basement doors around back. Yeah, right. Which I can't imagine doing. Please enter my home while I'm not here.

Also, that tells everybody to come around the back. You don't have to be the electrician to open the door. Also, your shit-ass psychologist husband is in there make him talk to the electrician. He's doing a weird child psych thing where he's like asking about hobbies and things. Why is he doing this to Charles? Because the parents think that Charles is a little bit off. Oh, yeah, he is. Yeah, and the best ways.

Right. He has favorite monsters. Yeah. Mole people, Frankenstein, terror from outer space. What's mole people? I've never seen a mole people. I think mole people's a Twilight Zone episode where they have big eyes and look like fried eggs, if I remember correctly. Okay.

I think that might be mole people. Got it. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, what kid doesn't love Frankenstein? Everybody loves Frankenstein. we also learned that Pete is studying to be a scientist and I was like can you be less specific well he's ass scientist he's studying ass science but it's not biology despite this movie being entirely about biology in his role okay so um there's like a psychology sash with with uncle and

Charles. It takes three minutes. He's like, who your favorite monsters? All right, get the fuck out of here. And he's also like, this kid's fine. Yeah. Nothing wrong with this kid. Okay, I see, I see. Um, he asks him to put on one of his monster costumes and scare him. Yeah. It's like, hey, hey, buddy, buddy, get away from that kid, all right? And then he was like, oh, no, I'm expecting it. So I won't be scared. Are you just thinking out loud? Or is this what child psychiatrists do? That's an external internal monologue. I see, I see. electrician shows up, heads right to the base. And he's like, you know what?

It's a living. Let's go. We see some rippling under the carpet, which I like quite a bit. Yeah. And Uncle goes down for a nappy. Yeah, he's going to sit and a chair. He's way older than Aunt Millie. Yeah.

He's also, if you ever wondered when I make a joke about somebody having a wispy wish of a haircut. Oof, it's him. Oof. Come on, buddy. Let it go. I mean, he's vacationing at his sister-in-law's house. so brutal

The child Charles goes down to scare the electrician As you do Don't scare someone who's working That you don't know You don't know Someone who's working with electricity When I was his age

The idea of strangers What fucking terrifying We were raised in a stranger danger era You know what I mean Like kids were getting snatched off the streets I don't think they really were I don't think they were either But all those, Advow asks, have you seen me?

You remember those? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just non-custodial parents taking their kids, wasn't it? Yeah. Okay, well, we didn't know that. We thought kids were getting snatched off the street. Yeah, the white vans. We were all terrified of the white van.

But they've got candy. Yeah. Yeah. And I do love candy. And I would go anywhere if someone offered me candy. Anybody snatching 51-year-olds these days? Do you have Reese's? You know, they make it a black phone, too?

Do you remember that black phone movie? Is it? Ethan Hawke? Ethan Hawk doing a Nicholas Cage? Oh my God, yes. That movie, no, I think that movie ended. Yeah, we're done with that. What?

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'll reserve judgment until we watch it. Sure, which we'll have to. Did we like the first one? I think we were both like, nah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

So yeah, he goes down to the basement to scare the guy and he finds some blood. He immediately was like, oh shit, that's blood. He knows the look of blood when he sees. it because he's a little bit weird. Yeah. It's a little bit weird. And he sees one of the tiny creatures skittering around on the floor. And I was like, that's a good effect.

You guys nailed it. Well done. I love how they ambulate on the floor. They just are so squiggly. Yeah. I love it. Apparently what they did was it's like a piece of wood with an S trail cut in it. And they just ran it on a wire.

Love that. Yeah. It's so good. Yeah. And then they put a little bit of water on it. you can't see the board. And it just goes, it just goes, yeah. And I also really liked that they made their lower jaws jut out

so they don't just look like Dick slithering around on the floor. They have underbites, for sure. It's a dong with an underbite. Yeah, it's a dong with an underbite. And this is also yet another movie that, uh, that slither kind of borrows from. For sure. Yeah. I just pointed out of you like, hell, you agreed.

You're like, that's a movie you like. He sees a severed hand And it's freaking him out Well like genuinely if he wasn't okay before He sure isn't now Sure You know he stays down there unmoving for a long time Because the next thing he sees

After seeing the severed hand Is that It's his father's severed hand I believe I think so Yeah But then we see the electrician Is being eaten and nursed upon seemingly by the creatures

while laying in the mother spawn's lap. Yeah, there are like a little tadpoles swimming around in his blood. And there are little mouth creatures on the ceiling. Yeah. It's really good. It's so good. I love it so much. Then the mother creature spits out his mom's head.

Oh, my God. It's so good. This is fucking amazing. It's beautiful. It was like, I was thinking about while I was watching this movie. there's like a 80% chance this movie could have just been lost forever Yeah

Like it's made for no money It didn't have any distribution I think it made the rounds on VHS At video stores and stuff But like this could have just been lost And what a loss to society To culture to civilization This should be shown

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art every day In an auditorium Yeah Every 78 minutes on the 78 minutes Mom, can you sign this pass so that I can go to the Met and watch Deadly Spawn? It's really good. Yeah, our art class is going again because we really need to get our hand on this. I think you just need to get your head around it.

Yeah, there's a lot to take in. There's a lot of themes relevant to 1983 Cold War. Yeah, reganomics trickle down. These monsters are on the ceiling falling down. What does that tell you? Exactly. It's up to your interpretation. For real.

For real. Yeah. They look so good swimming. They look so good swimming. They look so shit hanging on the ceiling, but I love them anyway. No, I love how they look. They look great. They just start eating all the wires in the house.

Yeah. The electricity has gone out. Don't worry, lights will still be on in the house. Yeah, wait. When they're like in Pete's, okay, yep, yep, yep, yep. So this thing pukes out mom's head. Charles' reaction to it? He's not sad.

Non-plus. And then he's angry. He's angry. And then he's like, you know what? I'm gonna get revenge. Yeah, he does look that way. Charles, to be fair, is like 11? 11.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're in a Valor shirt, and I remember how that felt on your skin. The inside of Valor not so great. No, no, no, no. So, and then Ellen and Frank come over. They come in yelling like George Costanda's parents. Like, just come in yelling at each other.

I have to tell you, I think Ellen is a total smoke show. She's cute. she's real annoying though yeah I like it yeah that's how you like them like a smart lady it's real annoying wait I don't think that I said that why are you making me a bad feminist that's what men do anyway they're also acting like the rain is preventative of all other things travel appointments studying like they're just it's it's insane granted we do live in a city that every time it rains, people lose their fucking minds and forget how to drive.

It rains all the time. I know. But these are also people who slow down when they get to a tunnel because they're like, well, it's going to be in there. Barbie monsters. They don't pull out a map and just see creatures in the tunnel. I take the Liberty Tunnel twice a day. Yeah.

People that change lanes in it. People here just don't know how to handle these things. No. How'd you get on the ceiling, sir? What are you talking? Tony Hawk? I wish. So we see the babies are leaving the basement. Charles sees them take off through a window.

Right. And Ellen has a dead one of the babies. Yeah. Yeah. Where did she get it? She just finds it. Out on that driveway, I think. It has little teefees.

Yeah. It has little baby teethees. And little nubs that are like little appendages that have informed yet. Right. And Ellen says, with those teeth, it could almost be a fish. And I was like, do fish have teeth? Yeah, yeah. I had no idea.

I paused the movie to Google it. Did you type, did you look at the goatfish? No. Did you need favor? In your phone right now, type in goatfish. Is this going to be an old man pulling his asshole apart? Sheep's headfish. See, you just almost got, no.

Sheep's headfish. Sheep's head fish. What, those are horse teeth. What the fuck? This is a website called Don't Fear the Sheeper. Katie? Alan. Those fish exists on the same planet that we do.

How can that be? I hate their teeth. I mean, his teeth look just like mine. Exactly. Except he's got an extra set of them. Sure. Yeah. I mean, what?

He has three? Yeah. Okay, good, good. No, no, two. Wait, no, three. Hard to say. Well, you see. Ted Exra said. We have the two and then...

Well, are you talking about baby teeth? Okay. I was trying to do a baby teeth joke, but I got nothing. It's hard. That's a hard subject. Practice teeth. Do you don't have to... Forget it.

Seems like they could have just taken this thing to the college, shown it to a professor. You got to do an autopsy in the house, though. Ellen just wants to dissect this shit. Also, kudos to Frank that put together They're a pretty good dissection kit. Yeah, sure. Put a cork board inside of a metal bowl with thumbtacks so you could pin the skin back.

Buh. I was a conscientious objector when I came to dissecting things. Same girl. Yeah. I was like, I'll go to the library for an hour. I didn't give a shit. No. But they were like, you can get out of class and I was like, hell yeah, I'll do that one.

I can get out of class or I can cut open a cat. No, I'm going to. We were just doing, no, we were doing pigs, baby pigs. That's just as bad. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Where did they get those cats?

Oh, you want a cat? I'll get your cat right now. Dissection cat? I don't, I mean, the Amish, I don't know. Not a lot of Amish in my area. So it feels like these two are going to have like six science sex. Yeah. They don't.

No. No. Just like imagine them doing dirty talk, but like scientifically. Where he's like, I'm searching your labia minor. or you know like i don't know what's dirty talk is this your clitoris is this your clitoris it's the ace of spades sir you've left the room meanwhile charles it's just down there enjoying the show of these creatures stripping his mum's head of flesh i love this effect so much I do too. However, he's just down there standing around watching it, but the other creatures just grab the people right away, like took them by surprise.

So he realized that if he didn't move and didn't make sound, it's blind and can't find him. Oh, they're like Tyrannosaurus rexes. Yes, he fell. Well, and Jurassic Park. Do they have poor eyesight? Jurassic Park, if you don't move, they can't see you, remember? That's right. That's right. Bro, science. Biology was never your strong suit. or algebra. So he figures this out immediately. Okay.

I didn't figure it out at all, so here we are. Because that's when he like throws the flashlight to get it to go in the opposite direction of him. I see. The dissection is also happening at the same time and it looks like they're just cutting a hot dog that's like filled with things. Yeah. And it made me think about Frankenweenies. Did you know Frankenweenies? No, but it sounds like something I'd be interested in. So you could buy these hot dogs that came.

pre-stuffed with either cheese or chili. I feel like you need to know before you bite in. Well, no, no, no. You could buy a pack of cheese or a pack of chili. Oh, I see. You made it sound like it was a grab bag. I just remember. Like a prize in a crackerjackbox.

And you microwaved them. Yeah. Of course you did. Of course you did. Yeah. Oh, man. Frankenweenies. I wish there was a vegetarian version of a Frankenwee.

Alan, I will stuff vegetarian chili into a vegetarian. hot dog for you and you can put it in the microwave. No guarantees. It's no brown rice and green sauce. Brown rice and green sauce. Holy shit. So the dissection's happening and then we cut over to Aunt Millie at, uh, at, at, at grandma's house. Katie, I'm going to send you a block of text. Okay. That I would like us to do as a scene. Do you think that's something you'd feel comfortable doing? Certainly. All right. Let me just, uh, you texting me. I'll text it over to you.

Okay, okay. Oh, thanks for Code of Silence again. Yeah, yeah, you got it. So copy and then. And would you want to be Aunt Millie or would you want to be Bunny? You know what? Your pick, your director's choice. All right, I'll be Aunt Millie.

Okay, I'm Bunny. And you're Bunny. Okay. So to set the scene, Aunt Millie is looking at Bunny's ceramic animals. I've never seen this giraffe before. He's new. He's big. Don't you just love him?

To the pieces. Do you know what I've always wanted? What? A really handsome gorilla. Oh, what? A gorilla. But they don't seem to make fine ceramics of the Great Apes for some reason. They are our nearest relations, you know, the Great Apes.

But they never left the proverbial Garden of Eden like we did. Did you know he's a vegetarian? Who is? The gorilla. No eating the flesh for him. No, sir. He's peace-loving and adorable. Good Lord, Mother.

You're crazy. She is. And seen. She is crazy. That is dialogue from the film. Great work, Douglas McKeon. I love it so much. Oh, don't worry.

Ted A. Bohus had something to do with that because he also wrote this movie. Oh, did he? You got to run in credit. With everybody involved. Great. So they are, they are, mom, mom and Millie are setting up for the luncheon, the vegetarian luncheon. Vegetarian luncheon.

You know, when juju, and nibs. I need to know. Do you think she just loves a Twizzler's nib? They weren't invented back then. I don't think so. I think I came before the Twizzler's nib. That's all I'm saying.

And the God said let there be nibs and there were nibs. So they're setting up for this, for this fucking good time party. For a vegetarian food. Yeah. And this is a conversation they have in the, middle of this movie and it's I love them more than I can possibly express they're so they're like who's the the the the couple then aunt and nephew then couple again from uh don dola that you love you're talking about Stephen and Aunt Ruth yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they are great yeah these are these are

these are my Stephen and Aunt Ruth that's fantastic and their their climactic scene is oh my I can't wait to discuss it. But we're not there yet. We're not there yet. First, we have to talk about how one of the creatures is caught in a mouse trap in the basement. And it looks so fucking good. I was delighted. You could tell they're having a fucking hoot doing this movie too.

Yeah, this is where we get a real good look at all, like, deeply drippy these creatures are. So gross. And looking like Fruza bulk with all those teeth. That bulk. We're the weirdos, mister. That's so many teeth. which makes candles now. Does she?

Yeah. At least she did like 10 years ago. That's nowish. Last time I looked up, probably when we did the craft, I looked up something about Fruzobalk. Yeah, probably 10 years ago. So we get this,

we see the mousetrap. We see so good, so fantastic. But it doesn't hold a candle to the palpable chemistry that Pete and Ellen have in their lovemaking scene. Having an argument about a mess. imagination. Yeah, baby. And they have a kiss that I can only just...

Wait, did they kiss? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I totally missed it. I could only describe this kiss as Ellen going, okay. Yeah, he's being like really, he really diminishes her, like our hero of this movie. Called nagging. It's part of the things I've learned from the game. Oh, great. Neil Strauss is in the house. Gross. We're different than kids, I just have a note that says, don't ask what the bathroom light is on. It's fine.

Oh, yeah, that's a great question. He says to her, you seem like two different people, like a smart girl who gets straight A's, and you sat next to me on my bed. Are those two different people? Sir, smart ladies that are down to sit next to you? Smart ladies can fog. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, I will shout out the film Book Smart. day long. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, I do have a note here that they kissed because then the creature is in the sink making a weird sound and I assume he was jerking off to them kissing. I assume. That's all I have to guess. It's like rubbing his tail on this bottom of the sink. I don't know. How does a creature fuck? How does a creature fuck? Let me clear this search for sheep's head fish. I don't know. I don't know. How was the creature fuck? That was creature fuck. We come back to grandma.

She's got this peepod pen that I like a lot. It's a pen that's shaped like a peepod because she's a vegetarian. Also, who throws that much parsley down the drain? And also, ooh, curly parsley. Yeah. What is this? 1980. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Curly parsley is just not right. No, it doesn't do anything for your food. It's a weed that they're trying to trick us with. Yes. Much like mint. Yeah, I love mint. also aunt Millie is dressed like a pirate in the scene she's wearing like a big

she's wearing the blouse that jerry Seinfeld has to wear and gets really embarrassed about and also we get a scene where a bunny is setting up her food processor because she's got to make the green sauce for the brown rice brown rice with green sauce brown rice with green sauce as you will that's what you had for dinner right as a vegetarian it's it is it is and immediately you're like well, there's no way that this food processor will have anything to do with this movie. No. They're not going to have to eat some sort of meat. And Millie's trying to make a phone call where she calls the operator and says,

operator, I keep trying to call my husband, but either no one picks up or the phone makes a weird noise. Yeah. Can you tell me what's going on? And I assume the operator went, what? Well, she goes, oh, well, okay. I'll just keep trying then. So, no? Also, her face in the scene looks like she's chewing the inside of her cheeks.

Like, she just cannot, she's like gnawing her way out. Her teeth are trying to get out of her head. This movie's all teeth. But while she's on the phone, she hears, uh, her mom getting attacked. Yeah. It looks like it's just biting her shoe. But then there's one stuck in her head, too. Oh, I love it.

It's just stuck to her temple. And then we cut to, I don't know, Hildy, Juju, Nibbs. It doesn't matter which is which. And she just has one stuck to her leg. And I'm going to say Juju is the one with the shoe just smacking the shit out of her leg. Good thing they have Squirley on Milly here to do all the killing

because she just starts fucking wrecking these things. She goes ham. Yeah. She's the best. So. But for, but for, We see them eat the creature first because we saw it climb, crawl into the food processor. How the sauce is not pink, I don't know, but it isn't.

So much green. I mean, it had a couple cucumbers, some curly parsley. What the fuck? It's chimy-churry if you hate yourself. We see them all take a bite. Each one in turn takes a bite and goes, mm-hmm. Because Bunny is like, I tried something different with this. Let me know what you think.

Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a creature. The one with the shoe is, she brought Ratatouille, so I just refer to as the Ratatooie lady. Oh, yeah. And when she says, I brought Ratatooie, everyone goes, oh, like they're stoked. One of the creatures is also just biting the lamp, which I liked a lot. You missed, bro. They're just trying. They're trying to try it.

They're like little sharks. Cut back to Charlie. He's still in the basement. He has not screamed or left as far as I can tell. He's been down there. all god damn day. No, no. And the, uh, the, the adult teen college students who are now walking around the house for some reason. And they go into where Uncle Herb is. Yeah, where he was napping. This scene fucking rips shit. It's so good. It's so good. He is dead in like an armchair. And there

are creatures all over and inside him and in his eye sockets. Yeah. They're like royal around in his eye sockets. Very good. One does a chest burster, and I was like, you know what you're doing here. You know what you're doing. Four years out

from that happening the first time. We see the big one with all the TVs. Running around upstairs. Just running around. At this point, nobody has thought about Charles,

and you'd think maybe Pete would. But finally, overalls is like, uh, anyone thought of Charles? Where is he? Pete goes, Charles, Charles.

Oh shit, my brother. My little brother. So Charles has come upstairs now. Yes. And he's got a plan with the radio. He's like luring the creature into eating the radio. Yeah. Which then sets his head on fire.

Uh-huh. Yep. As you do. And then fucking Kathy shows up. We got Kathy. We got Kathy. Kathy's here, everybody. Now, it sounds like Kathy is Pete's X also.

Might be. Because he said something about her to Aunt Millie earlier. But now Frank's hot to top for, uh, for Kathy. Kathy's a, Kathy's a bombshell. Another smoke show. Probably not great at science. No,

no, no, because you know, pretty ladies and science don't go hand in hand. Kathy seems like she might be able to roll some dubs though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Kathy knows how to party. Yeah.

They have a, when Kathy gets there, they have like a tug of war with her and the creature. Yeah. Using Kathy as the rope. Yeah, the creature gets her jacket. I like that. And she goes, what? The fuck was that.

Kathy, could we get another read on that? She says, Kathy is here to film one movie, not two. Not too. And then again, overalls is like, where is Charles? It's like, why are you the only one thinking of him? I don't know. So I was doing a little bit of reading about this. There's scant information on the internet about this film.

No, this movie is a mystery. But apparently Ellen was supposed to be in the movie the entire. time. Okay. But we're coming up on the scene where Ellen's death happened. Yeah, because her death makes no sense. Yeah, but it is gorgeous. Yeah.

And her death happened because she got a job and couldn't be on the movie anymore. Oh, good for her. Yeah, because they're all in Charles's room and then they decide they have to run to Pete's room. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And she just doesn't. She just doesn't.

And the creature gets her. Yeah, it bites her head off. It bites her head off and then throws her decapitated body through the window. So I got to write the note, Ellen gets decapitated and defenestrated. This sure does. We see her decapitated body on the ground with some paper place where the head ought to be. I like that. Why is that paper there?

Who can say? Science. Kathy's like, we got to get away. How do we get to the roof? That would not be my first thought. No, and then Pete goes on the roof. It's been raining all day, dick shit. What are you doing?

And also, there just generally isn't a way down from a roof. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's like a mess. old chimney out there that I couldn't figure out the deal with. She's also looking out the window, looking out the window, he comes over and looks out the window. She walks away.

She looks out the window again. Then she notices Alan's decapitated body. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Yeah. She's screaming. But here's the climax, a boy shoving gunpowder or whatever into a decapitated head. It's a mask.

He shoves it into a mannequin head that has a mask on top of it. I thought it was his mom's head. Because it had that same stupid hair. That monster mask's tits looked really weird. Yeah, so bad. Okay, because when the monster eats it, you can clearly tell that it's a mask. And I was like, oh, that's a flub.

But it was meant to be one of his movie masks. I understand now. Sorry, I just didn't think about it. Because why the fuck would you? Because he packs it filled with the flash powder and then uses like molding clay to hold it in place. And I'm like, this kid is a fucking rocket scientist. He's been thinking.

about what he would do. Yeah. You know? Maybe he should study science. I think you will. Yeah. And he puts it on a ski pole to lure the creature to eat it. Mm-hmm.

So there's all sorts of a chicanery with that. The creature is now busting in the door to get to them. And I love that the door looks like it's made out of jelly at one point. Yes. It's eating its own for reasons that are not. unclear to me? Oh, because it thought it was eating Charles, because the one jumps on Charles, and then we see the creature bend

down to bite Charles, and it comes up with one of its own in its mouth. I see, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that's when... You think you know the difference between human flesh and your own flesh? If you're almost 90% teeth, there's not a ton of nerve endings or taste buds. That's true. Yeah. I wouldn't think. I don't know their anatomy. I've never been a

Kakata dentata. I just haven't been. You simply must. One must. So he blows it up with his bomb that he's made, that he has to plug into a wall, and he's thought enough about it that he has an extension cord in his pocket

if he's not close enough to an outlet. He's so fucking ready. He's great. So he blows it up, and we see it burning. And... Then there's a bonfire in the town. Right. So the town.

counties are now out, neither of the living dead style, burning all of the creatures. There's a guy that looks like Freddie Mercury walking around with a taser. I like him a lot. Yeah, they're like cattle prodding them or something.

So Millie makes it back to the house because all the ladies have gotten in the car and driven away. Now she apparently has dropped them off somewhere else who came home. Yeah, where did she leave them? I don't know. But Millie comes back

and her only desire in the world, is to find Charles and make sure he is okay. She says nothing to Pete. She sees him and says nothing to him. It's incredible. And nary a word said about her husband, Herp. Yeah.

So her sister, her husband, and her brother-in-law have all been killed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, fuck it. Fuck it, I got Charles here. This kid rules. Why the fuck does Kathy live?

Smoke show? Yeah. The cop shoves Charlie into the backseat of the cop car like he's a perp, like by his head. He really just did it. Hey, you always want me to arrest this kid? All right, so we got Bob here at the end. What is Bob doing with his life?

I think it's dark. He should go inside, right? Yeah, yeah. He seems like he's on the crew to get rid of all the monsters. Right. But does he get rid of all the monsters? Describe to me what happens next. So Bob's talking on his radio with his buddy.

And his buddy's like, hey, man, it's pretty dark. Why don't you just head home? And Bob's like, yeah, all right, I hear a weird noise. And then there's a rumbling. He puts his ear to the ground to hear the rumbling. And then we're back at the miniature-sized house. And next to the miniature-sized house is a mountain. A very big mountain.

Is it a mountain, Alan? It's not a mountain, Katie. What is it? It's one of the creatures. It's so fucking good. It rears up, opens its mouth. The end. It's so good.

good. What is your last note? Great fucking last shot. What about you? This movie fucking rules. Yeah, why don't you rate it? I'm on 10 out of 10. I love this fucking movie. 10 out of 10. Yeah, I don't think you could go wrong watching this movie. No, I think you're right.

I'm going to give it a 9 because I hate Pete. Sure. Because I just want Pete to die. Yeah, yeah. Like, why does Ellen die and Pete live? She got a job? I'm really glad you told me that because I felt like that was a bad choice. So thank you for explaining it to me. But I mean, it's such a low-budget movie that she's like, yeah, I can get paying work, so I got to go, y'all. I'm going to work at fucking blippies doing serving subs to people.

Dairy Queen. Turning the blizzard upside down. What do you want a peanut buster parfe? I got you. Oh, yeah. Oh, I want to go to Dairy Queen. Is there still one on this outside? I don't know.

No, there's not. Really a closed? Yeah, I think it's gone now. Dairy Queen near me. There is the... Verona! No, you lied to me. 1223 East Carson.

It's still open. Oh, is it? Okay. I thought it was closed. Fucking grilling and chilling, baby. Let's go get a dilly bar? I want to go get a dilly bar. Will you drive me to...

You brought me to dairy queen? You haven't asked me to drive you to food in a long time. That's true. Katie. Alan. Speaking of things that bring me joy. Yeah. I'm about to play you a...

a voicemail, and then a second voicemail. Okay. We're going to go on a journey together. Let's journey. Hey, this is Raleigh. This is Robert from Raleigh. I just listened to an episode where you said you liked it when people called in when they've had a couple of drinks.

And so here I am and hi. And you guys are great. I'm one of the many people who found you after you were on damn. And you guys have. have really helped keep me sane for a long while, and as I'm doing dishes or driving or doing whatever else that I'd rather not be thinking about, I hang out with you guys. I hate horror movies. I can't stand gore.

All that stuff freaks me out, even when you guys say, you know, the sausage you're on the outside, it kind of yucks me out, but you're cool, so I hang out. Anyways, thanks. Love you guys. Keep it up. Thanks. Bye. Hey, it's Robert from Raleigh, and I know it's hot dogs on the outside, and I think I said some other stuff. And, yeah. So, anyway, I just wanted to say that you guys really are great, and I do know that.

And thanks, and I'm sorry for abusing your phone line. All right. Talk to you later. Bye. I have to say that I really appreciate Robert calling him. No, we call him Raleigh. I'm Robert from Raleigh. I'm Robert from Raleigh.

How often do you say I'm Pittsburgh from Allen? Oh, by the way, 18 years. Today marks 18 years and me living in Pittsburgh. Oh my God, you're a Pittsburgh adult. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what we should do to celebrate? What's that? Go to Dairy Queen.

Drive me to the South Side. I'm driving to the river. I'm a Pittsburgh Yeah you are Baby Oh thank you Robert That was I love that you were like You hung up and you were like

Fuck I had one beer too many And I said sausages rather than hot dogs I have to correct I have to let them know that I know the truth Thank you so much for calling in We love you too You sound like a fucking delight

Katie if people wanted to call And leave us a voicemail What number would they call 412-407-7025 Is that still it? Is that it? Fuck yeah. Why can't I remember other things?

I don't know. I've lost whole movies. Speaking of movies. Yeah. We should do an episode next week. Let's do a very special episode of Whirlv Ambulance. Very special and a requested episode. So we had done thinner, the Stephen King movie thinner, many years ago.

We use a racial slur that is used, extensively in that movie we used it in the episode and ultimately as we became smarter and wiser and better we actually someone called us out and we were like oh shit uh we tried to edit it out of the episode but it became like unlistenable yeah so we're gonna take another swing at thinner we're gonna take another swing should we do it alone just you and me i think that no you know what what you know what we're gonna need some backup on this do you think we need some world famuels all stars? I think we need two of them, Katie. Who should we get for this? Well, we should get fan favorite Perry. Yeah, always. Yeah. Who, when we asked him if he was free on the date,

which is 9-11, he just responded, never forget. And we need the legend. The woman the myth, the legend. The paper machet fan. My cousin Vicki. Cousin Mickey. And Perry. I got to make sure I have all four months. sex enough. Yeah, you do. You've got to sort this. They are coming in and we're going to tackle thinner. We're going to redo it. Yeah. There's a lot of jokes in there. We can't get back, but that's all right. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. We'll make new memories. We'll figure out new ways to talk shit on carry war. Oh my God. I'm sure we can make it happen. Someone was talking to me about thinner the other day and I was like, you know the inciting incident of that movie is

Roadhead, right? Yeah, right. The inciting, well, let's not burn this goal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't wait to hear Vicki's takes on Roadhead. So, be rad to each other. Yeah. Get stoked about this upcoming episode. Go over to the Patreon. If you want to join, we're about to record our episode for over there. It is Terminator 2 Judgment Day.

And it is going to be an episode. You will not soon forget. No, I hope. And if you want to buy merch, you can go to, to tpublic.com and search for wearable amulence. Mm-hmm. And just find us. Yeah. And be kind to each other. Be kind to each other and yourselves. Yeah.

And me specifically. Yeah. Be kind to Katie. Yeah, fuck. Fucking lover to death. Losing it over here. And if I find out that you're not being kind to her. He's going to come over and shit in your front yard. Yeah. You don't want that? He's going to shit in your mom's front yard. Yeah. She doesn't want. She raised you better than this. Yeah. You want your mom to have to deal with that? Gary. It ain't nice when it comes out. No.

He's a vegetarian. He's been eating brown rice and green sauce, lentils and ratatouille. Oh, God, it's going to be a tummy just thinking about combining all of those foods. So wet. Lentils is just a fart factory. I love lentils. Don't get me wrong, but it's a fucking fart factory. Oh, my God, you know.

Everything I eats a fart factory. I myself am the fart factory. Well, come back next week for more with the fart factory and the gumface. I don't know what I have here. Vicki's also a fart factory. We assume it's genetic. all right, bye guys. These were listening to the other.

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