Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 533- 28 Weeks Later (2007)

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

In this week's episode, we attempt to make lemonade out of lemons and a baby Imogen Poots with the extremely 2007 film "28 Weeks Later." Special topics for your consideration include: where one stores one's thoughts, nauseating camera work, things we don't feel like seeing in movies right now, and whoever heard of a lady doctor?! We covered the first film in this series-- it's Episode 101. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Three, two, one. It's just us going over the fucking edge, isn't it? It's just us going over the fucking head. What does your shirt say? It says mozzarella sticks. It just has mozzarella sticks on it. Yeah, Kaysen gave it to me for my birthday. Love you.

Love her. Love everything. I opened it and I was like, fuck, yes. I cut it into a crop top tank top. I feel like both of us sitting here in sleeveless t-shirts, mine saying fuck Ronald Reagan and the war on drugs. And you're saying mozzarella sticks is the greatest meshing of the two of us together. I'm also on drugs. And you also hate Ronald Reagan, I'm sure.

I do. I do hate Ronald Reagan. um we were it was doing a bit of a dry september yeah given up on that sorry oh this is a cold beer alan yeah you're welcome had a good cold beer in weeks i want to say i had a non-alcoholic beer which was fine yeah but it was called bit like dry hopping bit like dry hump and the thing about dry humping is it was the brand was um athletic oh yeah i have not tried the athletic yeah it was i got the Mexican variety. Okay. It was fine.

But also, like, it doesn't make you sporty. It just makes you boring, you know? Me anyway. Oh, this is nice. This is local. Yeah, yeah. This is from East End Brewery. East End Brewing Company, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Yeah. Their everyday Pilsner. Your husband won Rob, introduced me to this beer. That's pretty good. Yeah. It says yins can recycle this can at the bottom. Do you see that? Look at that.

I like that a lot. Oh, God. this god damn city speaking of things I love Zambis Zambis I forgot this was I forgot everything

about the first movie except that we got yelled at for not pronouncing Killian Murphy's name right Chilean Camurphy That's right And that the zombies ran

They could run real fast So this is 28 weeks later What a fucking bummer This movie I want to come out of the gate. Yeah. And just be brutally honest. Please.

This movie's trash. Not good. Really bad. I was expecting something decent. It does have one beautiful thing in as though. Are you going to say Roseburn? No. Good.

Image and poots. Image and poop. Baby poots. Listen. Striking eyes, that child. Oh my God. Yeah. 18 years old in this film.

Really? She looks 12. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. So she, I respect her so much. You love pootts. Her full name, Imogen Gay Putes. She didn't change her fucking name.

She went with it. She's like, fuck you, fuck you. I'm going to wear a shitty wig in green. Fuck her for that. That Chelsea was rough. Now, Putes is a patron saint of this podcast, hands down. You hate Rose Byr. I hate Rose Byrne.

She's not a good actor. Disagree, but go on. That's it. Okay. She's very beautiful to look at, and I can see how far pretty gets you. Sure. The only movie I've ever. ever enjoyed her in is bridesmaids and she's not carrying that you know she's doing a she's holding her

own with some really good comedic actors yeah but she's not killing it she's in a tv show with set rogan whom i recently came around on good because i love seth rogan and i think he's a setth rogan hater i'm i'm in i think he's a good egg missy and i were just talking about how we need to watch the studio i don't know what that is it's this new tv show that just won like a hundred eleven emies oh great for him happy to see that guy succeed but she plays like their platonic male-female best friends. Yeah. You know,

I love that. Like us? Like us? Like us. And she's great in it. She's really fun. All right. But she's also in the insidious franchise.

So points against. I mean, you gotta make that swimming pool money. Yeah, Roseburn wants to swim. I just don't like watching her do things. That's it. I feel like I should like to watch an actor do things.

And speaking of big dudes with big dicks and gym shorts, Idris Elvis in this movie. Yeah. Oddly enough. Playing an American. Play an American. In London. Turns out if he's not doing a balmer accent.

Not as sexy. Not as sexy. And also losing the accent from time to time. He's just like core bliming like out of the corner of his mouth occasionally. Oh, what a good looking man. Do you know the name of Andy, Imogen Putz's brother? I looked it up earlier and was like, that can't be a person's name. Macintosh Mukagee or something?

Macintosh Muggleton. Muggleton. Like he's a Harry Potter character That's rough Because with a name like Muggleton It's gonna be rough Yeah, it's not gonna be good But like you call that kid Tom

Call that kid Tom Paul is a nice name Stephen You can change the kid's last name You can give him He could be a delacqua You could give him a random ass tail That last name

It's true McIntosh Muggleton He was been in nothing else I don't think He's a very strange looking child I'm sorry. You know, I don't like to go in on kids like that. We got them David Bowie eyes.

He's got David, well, it's not that. It's the shape of his skull. Sure, sure. But how can you tell with the Jeremy Runner in this film? Also a very strange-looking human being. I don't understand Jeremy Renner's character or, I don't, I really had a hard time watching this one. Okay. begged me to pay attention.

Well, my first note for this movie. Yeah. It sucks the Disney. Disney owns everything. Yeah, probably. Yeah, and they just canceled fucking Jimmy Kimmel. That was Disney. Yeah, Disney owns ABC.

Oh, right. And Lulu and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's some bullshit. That's like, I can't, let's not go there. No, we don't have to. Absolutely melt into this chair. And I cannot scrape you out of that chair again.

I know I've taken every spatula in your home. I gotta do this thing with like a warm rag to pull you back up. out of the chair. And the thing is, Alan, I don't want you to, so I'm fighting it, you know? You're just a good weed

that melt you into the chair. Let me go. I'm melting. No, leave me. I become a drunk girl at 3 a.m. on a toilet. Okay, so it's dark. We open on a candle.

Yeah. As you do. We get a man you claim you've never seen, even though we have definitely done at least one movie he's been in. Did I say that? Yeah, you said you've never seen Robert Carlyle before.

Okay, I've seen Robert Carlyle before. Yeah, you have. Oh, right. I'm sorry. And his wife that he's never going to do anything shitty to is there with him lighting candles. It's a very force majeure thing that happens here. Oh, my God.

Thank you. But way less artistic and not funny at all. So, and I do like that. I think the direction in this movie is good. Like, I like that we set it up and it seems like it's just the two of them. Yeah. And they start tongue banging. each other's mouths. I thought about like making out married couple in a plague and it seemed

weird. Yeah. And then an old lady walks in. She's like, oh, I have chocolates. And they're like, do you? That's what sounds like when people make out by the way. If you haven't realized it, it's because you're making that noise. Yeah. You might be weirding people out. So there's other people in the house, it's very nut of the living dead right now. It sure is. How are they cooking macaroni without power? I didn't see a fire. I mean, you can get a gas stove lit without fire, without electricity. The gas is still running. Is that true? Mine plugs into the wall. Yeah, but that's just because of the starter. You can light it with a match. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, I take back my macaroni comments. So they make macaroni, tomato and and garbanzo beans,

a.k.a. chickpeas and act like it's weird. And I was like, that's just a fucking meal. I grew up. I was vegetarian in the 90s. That's a meal right there. That's the soup I make when you come to my house for dinner in the winter. There were a little kale in there. Let's go. Dittlini, baby. Dittlini.

They sit down and they're eating, yeah, dittalini. Couldn't love that guy. Missy's song. A ditilini smell my weenie. God damn it, Missy. That's racist. It's a good song, though. It's a good. She doesn't have a weenie. It's funny.

No, it's true. This woman, Karen, sets a plate aside for the Invisible Prophet Elijah, aka her dead boyfriend. Oh, right, right, right. And there's some pounding at the door. And there's one guy who's an asshole. He's being real mean to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't get too attached to these people.

Don't bother learning. Jacob, I believe the asshole is. That's fine. So there's pounding at the door and beg me from transpotting ghost to answer the door. And it's a little kid. and they bring the kid in and then he eats like a real fucking asshole and it's like that kid can't use a fork grow up it's 2007 it's 2007 and you're at least six years old yeah he tells them they was chased by his parents oh yeah that's a bit sad and loads of other

people right and they aren't like oh shit you lord them here to our house yeah they're like uh which he 100 percent did they start coming into that of course he did he's a six year old yeah yeah yeah there's a good jump scare at the window yeah when karen gets pulled out the window? Yeah, yeah. So in the first movie, you get bit. And then there's like 10 minutes. So you have to wait for you to die.

Yeah. And then you come back and you're like, right. There's a refractory period. Exactly. Once you're zombie nut, you have to wait until you can zombie nut again. Get your clarity.

But no, in this movie, you get bit. You fucking just start biting other people. There is no refractory period whatsoever. No, it's in. instantaneous. Now, remind me, in the first movie, was it only the British mainland that had this virus? As far as we knew. Okay. All right. Because it sounds like the kids were on a school trip to Spain and they were fine. Yes, a spot. So mainland Europe was fine. Totally fine. It was just England. They were able to, the lab was in England. So when the, the court, they were

able to quarantine the island or quarantine the island. Yeah. And, uh, shut out. it all down. Um, I need to tell you that I saw a Porsche on Bigelow Boulevard the other day with a vanity license plate that said lab leak. Like the lab leak theory of COVID? No. Said lab leak. I was like, you got a fucking Porsche. Listen. You got some money. Money don't buy you brains. I know that this is very timely for what's happened recently. Wait, what happened? you guys got to leave the internet on the internet. Please do not bring it into my real world. No.

If you've got a t-shirt that's got like the everything's fine dog drinking a cup of coffee and a fiery room, don't wear it. Just leave it in home. I think that's fair. I think that's fair. But just like leave the internet on the internet. Yeah, you got to shut your computer down sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't need you putting your memes on bullet casings. I don't need you putting your conspiracy theories on your. on your Porsche. Lab leak. Lab leak. I don't need you running for president. I just need all of this shit to stay on the fucking internet. Yeah.

Just go read that milkshake, that milkshake duck meme again and feel good about it. I saw something the other day that was like, Republicans were thinking about shutting the internet down. I was like, maybe that's not good. Maybe I agree with them just for a little while. Just like unplug it and plug it back in

and see if that fixes some things. Back up. Yeah, that's all right. You know, like, obviously it would send the economy absolutely crashing into nothing, but no, let's give it a go. No, we better go around. End a cabin in the woods, you know what I mean? Let the old gods take over.

I'm done. Let's a corny weaver see a werewolf and then we'll go about our business. That's fine. So we get this intense chase scene. It is supremely violent. Yes. This is like outdoing the violence of the last film. And it's going so fast and so shaky.

so shaky and so cell phone I don't know what they're filming this on yeah it looks very budge but like the other movie was filmed all on digital I understand the new movie is filmed all on iPhones or yeah iPhones really people are making movies with iPhones

yeah yeah yeah Danny Boyle man he's pushing things to the next level have you seen the new one not yet okay yeah I wanted to do this movie before we saw the next one it's so fast and so shaky and I'm even watching this at one speed. Oh, wow.

I cannot tell what's happening. I'm proud of you. Is that, thank you. Well, I sped it up eventually because I was like, well, I can't tell anyway. Is that me being old or is that just 2007? I think it was just trying to make it feel frenetic. It does. Like, I don't know if you've ever been in a, you're going to answer no to this, and I hope you do.

In a situation where multiple people are like fighting at the same time. No. Okay. Well, once Kaysen and I got into a fight with the women's rugby team at the University of Pittsburgh's Johnstown Branch campus. We didn't win, so it went pretty quick. But, like, so, like, you can't, like, you can't pay attention to everything that's happening. Sure.

So it feels very frenetic. Okay. And that's what this was trying to emulate. I get that, but I actually felt kind of nauseated. Sure. Sure. It's hard to watch. Yeah.

I don't want that. I'm watching a movie. I came to watch. You know? So an old guy gets killed, then an old lady gets killed. They're trying so hard to save her. I was like, look, Sally lived a good long life. Save yourselves.

If I'm 80, I'm going to be like, let me, let's just let me go. Yeah, yeah, 100%. I'm just going to slow you down. Yeah, the old man was definitely in the rights to be like, I'll hold the door. It doesn't fucking matter. Yeah, I'm done with this shit. My knees hurt like shit, dog. Like, this is fine.

Yeah. So we get to the point of where the little kid is in a bedroom with Alice, who is begbie, aka Don. And he is like trying to get her to leave the kid and just run because the kid's going to slow them down. And she's like, I'm not going to leave this kid. He can't do that with kids the same way you can with the elderly. Sure, exactly. His knees do not hurt.

No, he's probably going to outrun you, frankly. But then a, and we're just going to call him zombies because I know you all want to argue that they're infected and not zombies. It's a zombie movie. Just to know with it talk. Look. sure when we did the first one I was a fucking prick about it and argued that they weren't zombies did you really I was wrong they're zombies it's a zombie movie do you guys hear the fatigue in our voices don't comment us it's 2025 if this is what you're going to argue about when the

fascist are taking you on plug the fucking internet I'm done with it so zombie gets between don't plug the internet we lose our jobs it's true and I am willing to speak that sacrifice It'll just be you and me here recording with the microphones aren't plugged into anything. We don't talk to each other without microphones. No, it's weird, because sometimes we'll be at a party or something. Yeah. Well, both of those are just like, oh, hey, he's here. Microphone.

Microphone up. I like that we held up microphones. We have microphones in front of our face. It's right in front of my fucking face. So a zombie gets between Don and Alice. Yeah. And Don's like, got to go. Gotta run.

He jumps out the window and leaves her and the child. out the fucking window. Straight abandons his wife and her new child. I don't want to be that guy. Yeah. And you know I'm always that guy? Yeah. There's no way I could do that.

Yeah. I can't leave my lover. Even as much as she would hate me calling her my lover. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't even be able to live with myself. I couldn't leave a kid, I don't think. Even a kid that's not mine. Sure.

Yeah. I have a question. Yeah. If the zombies are so speedy, I wonder if they were speedy in life. Do you think being a zombie has improved their cardio? I think being a zombie makes you faster. Because you're all full of rage. And you just like don't care that like your knees hurt.

That's true. Yeah. You're old, but it doesn't feel. Yeah. It's like getting steroids. Yeah. Jose Canseco says that when everyone's living to 120 years old, we're going to look back on these days is the dark days.

When I was on steroids after I had COVID the last time and I went and saw my asthmologist. And he was like, I was talking to him about steroids. He's like, I wish we could all be on. them all the time it's amazing they make me crazy i can't take them oh like i get crazy like my knees and hips stopped hurting i was just like so stoked um so he runs out a window he jumps down he's running so so so fast so even though he's not a zombie no he's not running the zombies yeah he is he's doing the like the tom cruise like straight hand run the gymnast the gymnast the gymnast going for the vault yeah you know you're going fast because your hands aren't fists yeah

It's super aerodynamic. Yeah, exactly. He's running. He finds Jacob, who is the guy who was being shitty earlier, and now he's on a boat. And immediately Jacob gets eaten by the fucking Zambis. He, like, jumps onto the boat, which knocks Jacob off the boat, and then Jacob gets eaten by the zombies. And I was like, that's fine.

That's fine. So then there's some good bloody water, low butt, nice and low budge. Yeah. And he just, like, scoots away on his little boat. And I have a note that says, we, the destruction. Because we see now that the camera starts panning out and panning out And we see London that is destroyed Or London that it's quiet basically

It's empty, yeah It's empty and we're like 24 hours later 24 days later or 28 days later And then 28 weeks later eventually Yeah We're getting little text updates to like five weeks later The Infected have died of starvation Yeah

And then for some reason they let the U.S. come in? So I have a question for you. I do not have an answer, but ask it. Is this movie a, I believe the people who made it are Spanish, but is this their like

jab at the American occupation of Afghanistan and Iraq? It might be. It's 2007. The authority that they're exercising there, no one could ever grant. You know what I mean? Sure. Sure. Never would the U.S. Army be granted the authority to

shoot British citizens, like in what world? And they're all making, all their decisions that they're making out these like rose colored glasses, like, it'll be fine decisions. Yeah, because decisions. Because basically they've starved, they think they've starved out the virus, essentially. Right, but it's only, it is only 28

weeks later. I say, is that seven months, ish, yeah. That's pretty long. You're the math magician. You're the math magician. I have a mathematician. It's about seven months. I'd say give it a solid year. Yeah, I don't know. All right. Look, I don't work in epidemiology.

But yeah, here comes the U.S. to fuck it all up, I'm sure. We bring in a Jeremy Renner. Yeah, what Jeremy Renner should never have power? You know what I mean? This is when we were all still fine with Jeremy Renner. Are we not anymore? I feel like he's just kind of like a douche. Is he a douche?

I mean, like, he's in all those... Didn't he almost die? Yeah, he like was on a tractor and had a tractor accident. And we're not sorry for him? I kept mixing him up in my... my head with Rand Paul who was on a... What? No. Because he was on a...

He was on his lawnmower when his neighbor came over and beat his ass. I wish I was the neighbor who kicked his ass, honestly. Yeah. I feel like we should know the name of the guy who beat Rand Paul. No, it's like that thing. There's a story about the guy who basically like ran a town of menace where everyone was afraid of him. Oh, sure.

Yeah, it was an episode of Criminal, if I remember correctly. Oh, yeah. I think it was. But for anyone who doesn't know the story, I can't remember the man's name, but he is one day beaten to death and nobody saw it happen. They shot him. They shot him in his truck. They shot him in his truck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right. And everybody in the truck and the town goes, I don't know. I can see anything. I don't know what's happening. It's so good. Whomster are you talking about?

I've never seen that man in my life. So we don't know the ignominious name of the man who beat up Rand Paul because we're all protecting him. Let him live his life. Let him live his life. He's one of ours. I know Missy really hates Jeremy Renner, so it's just like... Yeah, that's fine.

And he's like not a great actor. No, and he's just dopey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't ever want to feel anything for Jeremy Runner. He's in this movie that I really love called A Rival. And I'm convinced it's an Alex... Oh, I can never remember the director's name. He did all the Dune movies and that stuff.

But I don't think he actually cares about actors. He's just like, I'm going for ambiance. And I just think he was like, Jeremy Minner, sure, he's nothing. Bring him into my movie. Yeah, all right. Because he brings nothing to the table. No, he's, he's a saltine, an unsalted saltine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a teen. He's a teen. All right. So they're beginning reconstruction on mainland Britain. For some reason. Well, because they have to. I mean, you could wait long in the 28 weeks, but hear me out.

There's a pattern forming here. We meet Doyle. the dumb American. This is Jeremy Renner. Yeah. And then we meet Rose Byrne, also a dumb American. Even though she's Australian. Yeah. She's always playing an American though. Yeah, yeah. She's upset because

she didn't know there would be kids in the new arrivals. She's like the chief medical doctor of this. And who were those kids? Poutes. Yeah. And Macintosh. Muggleston. Mackenzie Muggleton. McKenzie? No, it was Macintosh. It was Mackintosh. It was so good.

It's so much better than McKenzie, really. MacMugs. MacMugs. And she's like, I didn't know there'd be kids here. Yeah, she's being a real B about it. But also, all the men in this movie are just like, why are you here? And she's like, I'm actually the chief medical officer, and they're like, fuck you.

Oh, this Pilsner. So smooth. Oh, good. I'm glad you're enjoying it. So we see that there are like burn pits where they're burning the bodies of the zombies. There's a massive cleanup going on. There's a forbidden zone outside of the Isle of Dogs where everyone lives. Yeah.

There's a large number of bodies still to be cleared and it's also full of rats and dogs. So of course the children are like, we're going right there. There's no way. Who is the commanding general on this island? And who's the American that they've brought in to be a general? Who is it, Alan? It's Idriselba. He's in charge. He's in charge of this whole operation, holding onto his accent.

Oh, barely. Yeah. Corply, me. I did like that they were like, don't cross the river. And I was like, oh, it's Pittsburgh. You know, you can't cross those rivers. So there's 15,000 people living here. Yeah.

And the dad, Dawn. Yeah, Dawn. Or Dawn. Just Don. You do say them differently, which is. is amazing that you can't hear them differently. Dawn. Don.

Don. What happens when day breaks? Dawn. Don. No, you're doing it wrong. No, no, no, no, no, okay, wait. Dang, doom. Ask me again.

I'm ready for it this time. What happens with Dawn? Well, day breaks. Don. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. It always goes this way.

Anyway, Don's there. He runs the place. He's telling them that he runs the place, and the daughter's like, you're like the superintendent and he's like, no, the caretaker. Caretaker. Which is a wild thing to say

when you haven't seen your father in seven months. Your mother is dead and the place is in shambles. Like immediately the teen daughter's being a bitch and I'm here for it. Don't take this as disparagement. Disparage away.

But if you show up and you've got sideburns like that in 2007, you're not running this place. He's got real Brandon Wall's sideburns at this point in time. He's really trying to, like, I think he is a very narrow face and he's trying to make it look

wider. Okay. But I don't think it's succeeding. He's trying to unbroaden his face. Embrodden is a great word. Yeah, I just made it up. Enjoy it. Embiggin. Embigin. That's a word, right? Yeah, yeah, ambigal. They've got the penthouse apartment. Yeah, because he really does run the place, I guess?

I guess. So he sits down and tells them about what happened to mom. Luckily, he lies to them about what happened to mom. Yeah, and I'm not going to fault him for this. Yeah. They don't need to know. And we should say we did not see mom get bit, but we do see her get jerked off away from the window.

And we see the look of betrayal on her face. Yeah. And she's like, Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn.

Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Think about the W. Dawn. That's right. Say it really slow and drawn out. I was thinking about the W.

They have a candy bowl in their living room. I want a candy bowl. Can you imagine just having a bowl of candy around and not just having eaten it all already? I have a giant glass tube of gummy watermelon slices downstairs if you want to get into it. Where the fuck? It's in our kitchen. I have never seen it. What have I been doing in there?

I don't know. That is wild. So the snipers are peeping on everybody, as you do. Yeah. And Jeremy Renner sees a couple of thoughts. And he goes, huh, huh,

huh. Why are they looking into people's windows if they're so sure there's no virus left? Okay. Because dudes be dudes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. He looks into the window and sees Andy going to sleep and then we see Andy's dream

where mom pulls her face off. Yeah, face off. I liked it. I thought it was good. Sure. Yeah, yeah. That was my favorite part

of the movie. As we know, from the Deadly Spawn episode, I love any instance where a mom's face get ripped off. I mean, that's just your thing. It's my thing. It's your thing. It's the only way we can finish. Mom's face is being ripped off. So good.

So they go out into the next day, the kids go out into the forbidden zone. They sneak out. There's this like, supposed to be touching scene where he's like, I'm worried I'll forget what she looks like. We don't even have a photo of her. And I was like, if her driver's license photo's got to be on file somewhere, like your dad runs the place. Sorry, how does this kid have up?

Look. The dad runs the place. Yeah. He doesn't run the place. He's the caretaker. He's in a penthouse. Sure, he does have the all-access pass. He never thought it would happen to him. You like that joke? The worst penthouse letter. My kids came home. I never thought it would happen to me. My kids came home and found out that I let their mother die. Hey!

So they go running free in London and Jeremy Renner clocks them and he's like, I've got puppies on the loose. Why are they doing this? They're going to fuck it up for everyone. Like, they can't, they can't possibly be this disdainful of, like, what has happened here. There are only 15,000 people where there were once literally millions. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's because these kids are assholes.

So I don't want to root for them then. No, right? Like, this is the, except for that it's poots, and of course you're going to roots for poots. Yeah, you got to roots for the poots. Yeah, I would vote for poots because you'd have the mom of the campaign slogan, Roots for Poots. Wow, why are you not in marketing? I mean, think of a Putes movie that we've done that we have not enjoyed. Can't be done.

We did that Black Christmas movie. This one. This one, I don't like this. We did that Green Room movie. Even with her terrible wig, we still enjoyed it. She was in something else we did, too. Black Christmas. There's something else.

I'm going to find out while you talk. So they go into the city. They find a scooter and they're like, Putes is like, I need to find the keys. So you, my six to seven-year-old brother, hang out of here. He's allegedly 12, but I don't think so. Yeah. He's got, like, cool 2007 skater boy haircut. His head, his forehead is just so weird.

It's where all his thoughts are. And so she runs into a restaurant next to the scooter, um, and finds a deba-body in there. And the deba-body has the keys on it. She's so willing to just touch it. I just don't see that happening. And for some reason, this, desicated corpse is filled with

cockroaches. And I was like, that's not the way cockroaches work. I don't think that's how that works. They're just like, we know, we ate all this. So why don't we just hang out here for a while? She was in the remake of Fright Night. Oh, that's right, which we also liked. Yeah, I did. Yeah. And then Chris Sarandon shows up in it. Didn't he have a cameo?

He did. Oh, my God, he was so cute. He's no Colin Farrell, but please. Ew, please. so they're like running around they get a scooter they get the keys they go they go for a joyful ride through the city they get to their old house yeah which dad has said we can never go back to her old house you're gonna have to leave all your stuff there i'm so sorry which is reasonable and they immediately go back to their old house just gotta get that no effects poster that fucking no effects poster you think that girl likes no effects i don't 100% 2007 hoops doesn't like no effects everybody likes no effects but they're our age i was trying to figure out if that was the no effects poster that was the no effects poster that friend of the podcast, Mike Bukowski juror now, but the picture of George Bush on it, but I couldn't tell. Like, it was just, yeah.

Such cred. Such cred. I'm going to believe that it was. Yeah. Thanks, Mike Bukowski. Also, did you get royalties from this? I hope so. Yeah. So they go home, they find a pick of mom. Their house is really gnarly. Like, was it that way? Someone's squatting there? Oh, yeah.

Robert. Well, we do learn that someone was indeed squatting this house. Oh, you're right. I literally, just forgot that she was there. This movie sucks. Because after Andy is done playing on the trampoline in the backyard, he goes inside looking for his sister, goes up to the attic, which is filled with cans of beans, and I was like, what, are we on tour here?

And up in the attic is, uh, mom. Infected looking. Infected looking, but not infected acting. Right. She doesn't eat that kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Although there were a lot of maggots up there.

And I'm like, what are we doing up here? You can't clean up after yourself. You have the whole house to yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take shits. Yeah. Where's everyone else shitting? You know what I mean?

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe as a Zambi she doesn't eat to shit. Maybe. I guess she's not eating. Well, why did she... Well, I guess she was eating beans.

She should be shitting. She's eating beans. Yeah, that's a lot of fiber. Yeah. A lot of protein. So she gives Andy a real firm hug, and he doesn't like it. Yeah.

And then Putes comes face to face with the military who has shown up. And the chopper guy says, we've got your puppies to Doyle, aka Jeremy Renner. He wasn't in the misfits. He shouldn't be called Doyle. What are we doing here? I feel like Doyle's a good, dumb guy name, though. Oh, 100%. I mean, sorry for their Doyles out there, but like, eh, you know.

What about Popeye Doyle from the French connection? Just stare at me Just blankly nothing So they take mom back to see Dr. Roseburn Why they have to beach shower her? I don't know If she's not infected, why are they treating her as though she is?

And if she is infected, beet showering her isn't going to do anything. They're just doing it to be dicks. Yeah. But Roseburn is like, oh my God, I'm so sorry had to do that to you. What? Why? Yeah. And then Rose Burns sees that she has a bite mark on her arm. Right. So she realizes that she's been infected, but doesn't have the symptoms and thinks that they can, like, use her to research a vaccine. Right. She got David Bowie eyes. Yeah. And that makes you safe. I, I mean, I have to believe that people outside of her and her son have heterochromia in, you know, the millions of people in the mainland of Britain.

sure it's called David Bowie eyes oh I'm so sorry but I didn't I mean it's magical in this so yay it's so magical that when they show that the young boy has it they can't show all of his face at the same time they have to be like look here look here one eye the other eye and then he's like yeah my mom had it and we see the daughter and she's just like I don't have it

I'm boots I'm the usual so Robert Carlisle finds out that his wife is back from the dead And he's like, what? Oh, yeah. Weird. Fiancy's name here. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

I think we'll have a chat. Puts is pissed. She's like, you said you saw mom get bitten. And he goes, I, that's not, no. Yeah. No. So he goes to see his wife. Okay, I have a question about this part.

And while he's going to see his wife, we get interspliced with Roseburn telling General Idr's elbow that mom has the virus. Right. So she is all strapped down, arms, legs, chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they making out, or does she bite him? So, yes, they are making out, and then she bites him. Does she do that as revenge?

Yes. I don't think I would kill my kid's only viable parent, but that's just me. Or was it just her saliva? No, she definitely bites him. He like jerks away, and he's like, ow. And he's immediately a zombie. And then he goes, blah, blah. He makes make out noises.

Maybe they should have kept an eye on her. Don't you think? Listen, Rose Byrne had a lot going on. She should have an assistant. Another woman could work in the military. Yeah, you can have two. You're loud these days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, DEI. So she... So, she... So, when is result of, Bob finds out about this, he's like, cool, cool, cool, kill her. Well, he, he gouges her eyes out, so she's already done and gone and dead. Right, right, I'm sorry, yes, Robert Carlow gouges his wife's eyes out. Yeah.

He's like, he beats her to death and then gouges her eyes out. And it's like, dog? So violent. Dog. But now it's on the loose. There's a soldier that comes running in to see the kids and he's all fucked up and then Rose Byrne shoots him. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Because she's got to save the kid. Because she's realized, because she's got that science brand. She's a science doctor and a medical doctor. Exactly. Yeah. And she's like, hey, we could use these kids to solve this fucking problem. At least one of them.

Yeah. Yeah. Gonna get rid of poots. Poots schmutes. Here we go. You know. And I'm like, save poots. Yeah.

You wouldn't be able to leave poots and jump out a window, would you? Not at all. Not at all. And the thing is, I'm not like attracted to poots. I just love poots. That's okay. You don't have to want to fuck someone to love them. Yeah, for sure.

I just don't want people to think the, like, gross old man is trying to fuck this trial. No, no. I guess I didn't think that, but if they thought that, they were wrong. Yeah. I just like, I think the brave, I mean, it's a boy named Sue. It's a person going out to the world and being like, yeah, my name is Imogen Poots. And you're going to fucking respect me. Let's fucking go.

That's fine. That's good. I think there's a amount of bravery there that should be respected and saved at all costs. Okay, we protect poots. So we got a code red situation. Idris sees all the blood and he's like, there's a code red. And then there's a voiceover of him telling the rest of the soldiers that there's a code red. Right.

This movie is honestly just fucking dizzying at this point, though. Like, I'm barely watching it because I just feel bad. It feels like the camera is constantly falling and you're trying to pay attention to it. And you're like, well, I missed it. It's like shaky cam and it goes from, light to dark to light to dark to light to dark and it's just like i understand that it's meant to build this feeling of panic but it just makes me realize i don't know what's going on where are our main characters i can't tell rose has grabbed the kids and she's got them both being held by hand

and then they run to a crowd full of people and he immediately get swept away with a crowd of people why did you let go of that child i don't know you should be you should just be carrying him he's tiny he's he's put him in your pocket yeah put him on your back feed him sugar cubes just like your front pocket your shirt pocket um so randy's or randy and he's been separated randy's fine um he gets locked into the parking garage like it's fucking demons too and he goes off by himself and he hears banging on the door yeah banging on the door katy who's at the door who can it be allan it's dad it's dad he's all fucked up he's all bloody he's going to come after you. And he bleeds all over him, but it doesn't seem to hurt him.

It doesn't. It gets all over, you know why. Because he's got the, the heteroomium. I'm David Bowie eyes. Excuse me. So sorry. Please forgive you. Please forgive me. So now the soldiers are getting instructions to just randomly shoot everybody. Yeah, because they first get like, just shoot the zombies. And then Idrisel was like, you know what? This is boring. Shoot everybody. There's just too many people getting out. Yeah. And one of the soldiers on the.

Radio's like, this is Fubar. Delivered in the most, I'm sorry, is it pronounced Fubar way it could possibly be done. Or is it Fubar? It sucks. I'm sorry, is that like Arabic? I'm not familiar with this Fubar. It's just like, I don't know, where I am right now today in America, 2025, like watching people firing into a panicked crowd is not something I feel great about watching

at the Mo. I'm not enjoying a mass shooting. And just like, you know, U.S. forces overstepping their bounds in a city, I just, I don't feel great. I don't feel good. What's going on? I don't know. I just don't feel good. I don't feel good.

But Doyle doesn't want to shoot everybody. Doyle, Doyle has a heart. No, he's a good boy. He's a good soldier. A bad soldier, a good human. Maybe a good soldier boy, if you will. You can explain to Missy what it means again when we leave here? You mean Superman that out?

Can I read you a note that I have here? Go. I hate this. This sucks. I'm sad, and I don't want this. So thanks. Thanks for giving me this movie. This is how we process trauma through horror.

Yeah, fine. All right. You're right. I'm on board again. I've got it. Some rando saves Andy. We'll later learn that his name is Sam, but it doesn't. doesn't matter.

He saves Andy, like, and I'm just like, Andy, I don't know if you should go with that strange man, but I guess so. The strange man who's like, hey kid, hey kid, come here. And Andy's like, I'm coming. So he saves him, he gets him into a storage space. Eventually, he finds his sister and Rose Byrne again. There's not that many people there, really. No.

They shot most of them. He's a little kid. And Rose Byrne is like, yeah, they're going to kill everybody. So we kind of have to not get out of here. Yeah. So I think this is going to be our question. for the rest of the movie. It is not. No. They all get sniped, like, immediately.

And I thought, well, at least I have to learn their names. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I have notes here like, oh, Tammy is Putes. Because Putes' name is Tammy. Sure. Roseburn gets shot. She will limp intermittently for the rest of this movie. Right, because Doyle shows up and gets them all out of the storage space and is like, we actually have to start running now. Yeah, we got a zigzag. Because I know that they're going to firebomb this area.

Right. In like two minutes or something. Right. So Putes get shot. Or no, I'm sorry. boots, burning gets shot. She'll remember to limp sometimes. Yeah, and not always on the right leg. Jeremy Renner is trying to explain to Sam that he needs to run zig-dag and Andy's like, actually, I'll just do this. I'm a dumb kid.

Yeah, yeah, and he runs out there. And to chastise, Sam Jeremy Runner says, he did really good kid. Yeah. And then they start firebombing London. You love to see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Luckily, there's never been anything like a bombing in London. No, no, no, no, no. That's historically inaccurate.

Jeremy Renner says to the team, we will be safe under the river. And I thought, well, yes, but then where? We see that Robert Carlyle as a zombie avoids the fire. But luckily, his wife does not. Yeah, there's like a photo of mom and child symbolically burning and then the mom burns for real, for real. but so there's a firewalk which we generally love multiple firewalk but it's all shot like a nine inch nails video sure very shaky head shaky i did like the burning zombies still attacking people yeah i was like that's pretty fucking brutal yeah it sure is yeah yeah yeah uh i have a note that just says fire in their hole well you got them there you fucking because we're we're hiding in the river under the river in a tunnel and then fire explicably comes down that subtle as one would expect completely predictably yes but they can they make it out they make it out and so do the rage zombies so they are they find like a carousel in the middle of nowhere yeah and you stop and hang out on the carousel for a while that's got it's got a painting of prince charles and henry the eighth prince of wales illustration is so fucking funny it looks like someone was making fun of him

i think everyone constantly is yeah i think so i don't even think his kids like him no wait is he the king now? He's still alive, right? Yeah, yeah. That's wild. Yeah, despite all of his limbs suddenly growing and decreasing in size. God, we're so boned, but at least we don't have royalty.

Yet. Well, when we do, it's going to be you and me, Obs. Obs, as the King and Queen of America. Plotonically. Plotomically. Will there be a liturial? No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no. My eggs are all fucked, though. I could really have some good mutant children, which royals ought to do. Literally broke my dick. You know a vasectomy isn't your dick, right? You break it. They snap it like a glow stick. I'm worried about you.

Hey, man, I just went to some guy who took me around a quarter, broke my dick. Yeah, it's good for you. cost of $23. Rupert Everett in Cemetery, man. She's got that injection. All right. So we get the military saying that they're going to radio, they radio Jeremy Renner and tell him that they will pick him up in 60.

And he goes, minutes? And they go, no. Seconds. Okay. How does Flynn, the helicopter pilot, know exactly where Jeremy Renner is? And that exactly 60 minutes out from Zambi's overtaking them? Because he's right. 60 seconds.

60 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. There's a whole line of zombies on the horizon. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And like the helicopter mowing them down is cool, but the CGI is bad.

Yeah. And again, it's just so fast and so jerky. I can't even enjoy a helicopter mowing down a bunch of zombies. And that's something I should be allowed to enjoy. This is what they've stolen from us. This is what they've stolen from us. And I don't like that. I've had enough stolen.

lately so Flynn tells them to get to Wembley Stadium yes so they have to go into the city

and steal a car and now we're just down to four of them from like 10 right it's Doyle what is Roseburn Scarlet

I think is Rosemary's name Tammy and Andy okay Doyle Scarlet Tammy and Andy Scarlet Scarlet And Macintosh.

And Macintosh Muggleton. Morgleton. It just sounds like a name. You'd be like, oh, yeah, he was super British. He was like a real fucking Macintosh Muggleton. It's almost racist. McIntosh. I'm going to see what he's doing these days.

He's a PM. Yeah, he's fine. So is the same haircut? Yeah, pretty much. I still got that forehead. I'll tell you what. That's where I's thoughts are. Yeah.

So we get all these shots of them running. Rose Byrne is sometimes lifting on her left leg, sometimes lifting on her right leg. Sometimes running full speed. She's got a, like, she's got a bullet wound that's leaking a lot of blood, but she just keeps putting like a bleed stop bandage on it. Yeah. And she's like, that'll do, pig. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor.

As a doctor, this is enough. So look at this car. This car. Jeremy Renner has to push it. Right, because there is a gas attack happening or a smoke bomb happening, followed by a flamethrower military emins. You know, it's always been my dream to use a flamethrower. We can make that happen.

Can I? Yeah. Legally? You can buy an Elon Musk flamethrower. Yeah, but where the fuck would I use it that I'm not going to really mess something out? We'll go out under the train tracks. We'll break some 40 bottles and play with a flamethrower. Next year, Little Italy days.

What do you think? Are you with me? I think it's great. Yeah, yeah. Even me running up and down Liberty Avenue in the dead of night, setting all the tents on fire. I love it. Okay, great.

Except for whichever one has funnel cake in it. No, funnel cake is not Italian. When my family settled in this neighborhood from Sicily, 105 years ago, they didn't fucking make funnel cake. Forgive me. The Italian funnel cake canolis. Exactly, which is very similar to a funnel cake.

So, yes, they hide in a car and then like, can't get the car started so he's like I'll push the car and he gets out and he starts pushing the car and then he gets flamethrowered and the car takes off and they're like RIP to Jeremy Runner fine at least we're narrowing it down exactly like in all of this there's a lot of chasing there's a lot of kids watch him burn to death too yeah fuck them this is all their faults and I want them to know that I want them to know that until the better end it should have stayed in Spain if no if they had just stayed in the zone they would have never found their mother.

100% true. So really all of this could have been avoided by kids not being fucking dick. Yeah, those cops would have shot her, their mother if they found her. The cops should have shot the children as soon as they crossed that bridge. They heard the rules. That's where I'm at. America 2025, baby. So, like, this is all a bit of action movie that I'm not terribly enjoying.

Car chasing, a lot of guns, a lot of shooting. Yeah, it's not like they're pulling a bank vault through. grew a city and demolishing a populace, like in a fast and furious room. That is an action scene I'm really enjoying. And also just being like, my God, the destruction, the innocent loss of life. See, the rocks got thinner now. I did. Yeah, good for him.

Yeah, him and got to get off the, got to get off those roids. Him and Dave Bautista have both gotten thinner. Yeah. Maybe Jose was wrong. I'm sure their bodies are like, thank Christ. Yeah, this was not meant to be. yeah no no we were we were not supposed to look like and like although jason statham has recently gotten super ripped so here we are him look some people some people should take

advice from jose canseco and some people should not jason statham a hundred percent listen to him you don't need to live to 65 jason statham no you can go out at 53 it's fine burn bright baby he's probably just spending a lot of time in the gymnasium so she drives into the underground as you do I don't fucking hell I've always wanted to drive a car down a flight of steps I'm sure it's very fun

yeah probably yeah right we should have saved my Corolla for this kind of shit instead of trading it in instead of being extremely sensible we should have done something like drive down a flight of steps

and then I should have souped up the engine taken out the seats and raced it at Lerrville just like my blind bloodline demands. It's all of the generations before you have done. Absolutely. And a 2011 Toyota Corolla.

Gold. Dad's back. He kills Roseburn. She can't even get beaten to death convincingly. I'm sorry. I love the idea that this is as far as pretty can get you. Yeah. Well, she's done pretty well for herself.

Sure. Beautiful woman. Yeah. Yeah. And he's off on his own again. running around he's been bitten by dad at this point dad has bit his neck yes and he so he's biting his kid and poots has a gun yeah and i was like shoot your dad it's a long time fantasy of hours did you think that she did yeah she fucked him up poots and andy had made a no matter what happens it's you and me

together forever together forever uh and so she follows andy into the the subways, the underground, I'm sorry. How dare I? Culturally incensed is being called the subway. Mind the gap. Mind, mind it. He's infected. She's sad. Well, she says, he says, am I one of them? And she goes, no, but his eyes turning red?

Yeah. Come on, dude. She goes, no. And I wrote, is this fucking over yet? No. No. So we figure out that he's like his mommy. He has the special gift.

Yes, heterochromia is a mutiny. Exactly. Yes. He is an ex-man. Yes. Just like that new mutants movie that we watched for Marvelling and Marvel's Marbles. Yeah.

By the way, people are requesting again that we do a Blade episode with Marvelling and Marvel's Marvels. I'd like to hang out with those dudes. You're going to have to really sell me on a Marvel movie, you know? What if I tell you that it's got Wesley Snipes in it? I like Wesley Snipes. Exactly. Yeah.

We can do the second one that's directed by Guillermo de Toro. Okay. And I think has Chris Christofferson in it. That's not a selling point. What about the kid from the gate who grew up to be an adult? Stephen Dorff? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

The one who grew up to be an adult. Remember when we, was he in Fear.com? I think he was in Fear.com. Or was he in one of those internet scary movies? He was in a ton of it. He was in the righteous gemstones. He was very fun in it. Steven Dorff.

Stephen Dorff. Get in touch. Tell us about vaping. You're never going to let him live down those vape ads, are you? Here's the thing, we get emails constantly from, like, press people being like, hey, don't you want to interview this person? Don't you want to interview? Why is it not Steven Dorff's publicist? No, it's like, uh, we did a new movie. It's called Werewolf Bar Mitzel. You should come check it out. Like, I think that's a trademark infringement. Is it spooky scary? Boys becoming men becoming boys.

No, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves. Yeah. You know who loves that song? Perry. This guy. Yeah. I put it on all of my Halloween playlists. Yeah, I know.

So, uh, so they get to Wembley Stadium and now it's just Putes and Andy. It looks cool. Sure. Overgrown. Yeah. It's fine. It's fun. Yeah, it's fun.

We're having fun. And there's a helicopter sitting in the middle of the stadium. Yeah, that's fun too. And it's our boy Flynn, our man Flynn. I forgot about Flynn. And Flynn's like. where, where's Jeremy Runner? And they're like, he's dead.

They're like, it's just us. No one asks where Rose Byrne is, by the way. No one cares. She's also his colleague. She's also his colleague. He's like, there's always something off about her. Well, with her being a woman. Oh, sure.

Don't like. We forgot to mention earlier, Jeremy Runner keeps doing this hilarious jape with Flynn, where he pretends to be infected and biting his friend. Yeah. It's not great. No. It's like when people would fake cough during COVID and you'd be like, I will piss on your grave.

I will. I will throat punch you so you never cough again. That's so much meaner. No, I'm the thing that's putting them in the ground. Oh, I see. And then I just stare vacantly into space as I chop a squat. Middle distance. Middle distance.

Bored. And Flynn's like, I'll take you guys. Let's go. let's go over the channel. Oh my God. Did the zombies run through the channel? They run through the channel. They run through the channel?

Because they come out by the Eiffel Tower. Which isn't at the other end of the tunnel. Well, they're coming out of something. No, I know. But the implication is they're running through the channel and then they're at the Elth Tower because they're like, France, France. What says France? What says France?

The Eiffel Tower. Holy shit. What a nightmare. Zombies make it to France. No. just having to live through watching this movie. Katie. Alan.

28 weeks later. 2.8. Wow. I really did not enjoy any of this. None of it's fun. Right. So I had seen it before. Oh, you had.

And it was better than I remember it, me. Okay. And I've also had two not great film viewing experiences recently. What else did you watch? I watched Friendship. Friendship. Which is the Tim Robinson, Paul Rudd movie that I was like, oh, someone reviewed it as being an hour and a half long episode of, I think you should leave, and I was like 100% in. That makes me feel like I want to crawl out of my skin.

It is a, I think you should leave sketch that should be three minutes, stretch over an hour and a half. Gotcha. And then I watched the most recent Candyman movie. Have not seen. The Nia Costa Candyman. How was it? I did not enjoy it. Oh, no.

And I was really hoping I would enjoy it. Yeah. So this movie, I was like, it's fine. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I'm going to give it a four. It sounds like you had hopes for the other movies, and it's the hope that kills you, isn't it? Exactly. And then I'm going to here without hope.

Here you are. And here I am. Giving it a four. And I'm also irrationally excited for 28 years later, and 28 years later, bone temple or whatever is called, directed by Nia da Costa. There's two more movies? Yeah, there's another one coming out. What? And they both star Ralph Fiener, sorry, Rafe Fines.

Are you serious? I heard recently from a comedian who refers to Ralph's grocery store in L.A. as Rafs. Oh, I like that. I think I need a little break from this, though. Oh, you need a little break from the 28 days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This was bad. So you picked a new movie for us to do. I did. I bet it's also bad.

Yeah. But it looks like it could at least be fun. And it's only because Hulu was really pushing it on me while I was watching this movie. You're such a pushoover for Hulu. I'm a pushover for everyone. You've met me, right? People are like, would you? And I'm like, oh my God, yes. How high should I do it? How can I help you? How can I help you? It's true. It's terrible. I've got to get some self-worth.

Let's do The Monkey. 2025, the monkey. A movie I've never heard of. No, me either, really. Hoops, does it star? Adam Scott is in the cast, not top billing. No, no, no, no, no, Tatiana Mosley? No, what's her name?

That woman you like from Orphan Black? Hold on. And somebody else that we like. Tatiana Maslani. That's what I said. Oz Perkins. You like Oz Perkins? he's a director of some of the films that we've done he's uh he's um anthony burkin's son oh what what is he made um i believe i liked it and you didn't i'm the pretty thing that lives in the house did not like um uh black coat's daughter some other movies oh yeah yeah yeah yeah eliza wood's in this too elijah wood

sarah levy from uh shits creek oh yeah he doesn't like her who doesn't like her she's fantastic theo james who uh whomst i don't know know, but it looks like a lost Franco brother? Yeah, he sure does. He's like a Franco brother if they were a little more symmetrical, you know? A fully cooked Franco brother. Yeah, like he stayed in the whole time. Yeah, so we're going to do the monkey because Hulu has asked us to. Not for money.

Not for money. Just said we should watch it. Not for love nor money. No. Love of the game. We're in this for the love of the game. for the love of the wounded to quote the hardcore band

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It's got a Nick Cage and it acts like a goddamn maniac. I remember. Wait, what did he do on legally blonde? I'll be with you in a moment. He was the blonde. That movie's actually very funny. I've never seen it. Oh, I think you would actually probably enjoy it.

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