Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 550- Wolfman (2025)

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

In this week's episode, we are talking about the 2025 reimagining of the Wolfman, a subject that you think it would be hard to fuck up! From the mind that brought you Insidious or whatever, here you go. Special topics for your consideration include: daddy issues, a combination of boredom amd disdain from people actually involved in the project, getting very upset at spiders, and whether or not this child actually *has* ESP?? Oof. Go watch the film from Episode 217- "The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf" instead, you can thank me later. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! You can vote on this month's movie now and, bonus, our third podcast,"Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 has dropped!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Open this episode with a little skit. Oh, I like this. I like this. Please send me my lines. No, it's just, you have one line. It is when I point at you and you say the word no. Okay. In like the snodiest voice you can. Okay.

In this scene, I will be Lee Wanoe and you will be scream queen of the year, Julia Garner. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So that was a good take, but Julia, could we get a little more energy or emotion or,

you know, fear, confusion, feeling, anything? No. That was pretty good. Thanks. All right, we'll take that again. I just, she is dead. She died. I was thinking about this.

They reanimated her little pale corpse with her cool corpse hair. And just dragged her around this set. She looks like a beautiful bird that was found in a cave and has lost all its pigment. Her bones are hollow Hollow is out She can fly She's gonna take flight at any moment And the thing is

She's fucking great No she's not She's really good I mean in other things Yeah 100% As an actor she is really really good She's got range She's got range baby

She's got range baby She's In Ozark she's fucking amazing Yeah Love weapons Yeah Yeah Yeah

She has more chemistry with a man she's just hunting a murderer in or with in weapons than she does with a man who's supposed to be her betrothed. In this movie, who's not John Snow, despite being John Snow, is not John Snow. He's like a Greek John Snow. He also, I swear to God, they were dosing these people. It's got to be the one-nale factor, right? It has to be. And the fact that he was like, we've got to drag this out as long as possible because absolutely nothing is going to.

to happen. So I need you to talk really slowly. He was like, don't worry. We'll watch it at 0.75 speed. Spoiler alert. Yeah. I actually liked a lot of this movie. Fuck you. I know. I'm a piece of shit. I love you. But you're so desperately, deeply wrong. All right, I look forward to hearing your opinion. Just like the atmosphere of it I thought was pretty good. What, dark, dark, dark woods. Dark woods is my shit. Sure. Darkwoods is your shit. But I just feel like, you can't spit without hitting a dark woods horror movie these days. I often think about that like scene in the vivich, whether just the camera is just on the woods and like there's a slight wind blowing and the music is like, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just like, it's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen in my life.

Seriously, it's amazing what the dark woods can do in the hands of a competent director. But I also kept thinking, is it, is it, uh, Oh, fuck. Who's the other saw guy? James Wan. James Wan. How do we forget the name James Wan? Fucking boomers.

This doesn't have the, like, the Wanian touch to it? No. There's not a single newsy child running around. No record players. Playing on their own. Whatever the fuck. So I was like, all right, well, maybe when he gets out of his own, there's something else going on here.

Well, he also directed the Invisible Man. Which you liked. I did not love but did not hate. Also, you know how this goes for me when I see a movie in the theater that I always think it's like two numbers better than it is because I'm dazzled by the big screen. And the hidden harbor factor. Oh, I don't know if I, no, I saw that one at the waterfront. Oh. Yeah.

Not water works. Oh. Or no, the manor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was sober for that is what I'm saying.

Okay. All right. I once bought an $18 pretzel there. Was it great? No. Of course it wasn't. It was just gigantic. I was like, oh, let me get that, let me get that, uh, that, uh, hot pretzel.

And you're like, all right. So that's $18. And I was like, I, I don't know. You're too far in at that point. Yeah, I said it would do it. So I have to do it. They've got the tongs in the paper. They were like, all right, we have to go in the back and get it.

It's like, it's like they had to get a truck to pull it in. It was huge. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. No. Because we're here to talk about the obvious. in-depth love between one Blake Lavelle and one Charlotte Lavelle and one Ginger Lavelle. The Lavelle's. Oh, God.

I was not up for like messy family dynamics. Did you know this was going to happen to me? No, I did not. Thank you. And I was like, I have to reassure Kitty that I did not know this was going to happen. Were you watching it like? No, no, no, no. Yes.

I thought it was going to be, you know, I thought the dynamic was going to be like the Launanian Jr. one. where it's just a light essay going on. Just a little bit of that. Just a frisson of brow beating. I'm listening to a book about the Manosphere, and I'm just spending my entire day at work on, oh, geez, oh, fucking, Jesus,

oh, because she's going in, like, pickup artists and all that stuff. Oh, man. Pua's, pickup artists. Pua's, yeah. And Migtow? Do you know about migtao? Midtao. Midtao?

Mig? Mig. Tau. Tau. Men going their own way, leaving women alone and just doing their own thing. Men going their own. But not like gay stuff. No, you wouldn't fuck another man.

You wouldn't suck a dick. I was like, is this why we invented the priesthood? Just go do that, you fucking weirdos. Mig Tau. Men going their own way. Their own way. Oh, I see it now. Yeah.

It's really, I was thinking Tau like the Greek letter, which obviously they're not that clever. Even though they want to quote, like, greek. Can I ask a question, who is preventing men from going their way? I feel like we have had no saying. Oh, yeah, that's the thing. It's like, you tried to have a say, and therefore you've ruined their lives. Oh. We were like, maybe we should have rights.

And they were like, ew, what the fuck? Why don't we have any more rights? Going our own way. Make town, make town. I need extra rights. An extra righteous. Oh, Jesus. In case anyone's interested, and you have the hoop.

App location. The audio book is on hoopla. It's called Men Who Hate Women. Oh, fuck. You take that out of the library. Oh, boy. I actually listened to like a 12-hour podcast about Tradwives. It blew my goddamn mind.

Yeah, but how they're all Mormon and shit. But there's so much, no, there's so much too, though. There's so much, they're so weird. So this podcast is going to be about trad wives. Oh, hell yeah. So the Katie doesn't have to talk about this movie. Put out by your favorites, your faves, your big baby favorites. Blue Mouse.

Bloomhouse. I just think that the fact that the cover art is a child covering their face instead of a fucking wolfman. I don't know if I've ever seen that. It's just a kid going like this with their fingers splayed across their eyes. Get a fucking wolfman. Make it look cool and then take a photo of it. But how do you put a photo of generational trauma on the photo? Why does every movie have to be about generational trauma?

I realize that these are all movies made by people who were raised by baby. boo-boobers. So, like, we are all, we are all grappling with our own demons. Yeah. But I just, I just want to watch a, I just want to watch a ghost rip people's throats out or something. I don't know. So is it, okay, not to digress too much. Yeah. But is it a thing of, like, there used to be subtlety, and now all of this shit is so

overt because of, like, the whole, like, you have to keep people's attention, so you have to just constantly explain what's happening here? I don't know. I'm just thinking. of like horror movies from the 80s, you know, they were certainly not subtle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I've heard so many theories about what Texas chainsaw massacre is. Like, is it an allegory about Vietnam?

Like all these just like wild-ass ideas. And it's like, oh no, so you can put your own spin on a thing. Sure, it's interpretable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, rather than like, my dad's pretty bad. Yeah, daddy issues. Yeah. This movie should be called daddy issues colon, hey kid, your dad's.

a werewolf. Hey kid, your dad's dad is also a whirlwolf. See, Norwalks are generations because his dad is a werewolf and then her dad is a werewolf. But just a recent werewolf.

Well, he's a new wolf. Yeah. Oh, my God. So we all put on some text on a beautiful farm in Oregon, aka New Zealand. Cinematography, beautiful. Oh my God.

Yeah. Gorgeous. In early 1995, a hiker went missing in remote mountains of central Oregon. after several sighting, some members of the isolated community began speculating that the missing man had contracted an animal-borne virus. They called Hills Fever. The indigenous people who came before called it something else.

You're going to give it that word? Well, the translation is Face of the Wolf. I will not attempt to butcher the indigenous language. I just want to say that in 1995, the folks living there had definitely seen werewolf movies. they would know what a werewolf was when they saw it. They would know that something that is half man, half wolf, is a werewolf. Now that's Hill's Fever. And as a hillbilly, I find this offensive.

Hills Fever is when you've had too much moonshine. Yes, yes. Trust me. Trust me. You've been just a little bit blind. So we've got chickens, we've got a generator, we've got Chekhov's generator that we're meeting in the first act. We've got distant thunders. You got a green carpet that is really something, but does remind me of being a child.

Sure. We've got barred windows in the country where it's like, oh, that's a nice touch. That's setting something up. Yeah. There is danger. Yes, or they're cooking meth. Or they're cooking meth. Yeah.

Wait, are they, is this an allegory for cooking meth? Maybe. Let's put our own spin on whatever this is. Whoa. I did like the thing of like the kid hearing his dad up and he jumps out. out of bed and starts making his bed to be like, oh, fuck, I have to get this done. Yeah, I don't like it at all, actually. Yeah, yeah.

Going hunting at 7 a.m. Yeah. Favorite time to go. I feel like it's a little late. That is a bit late. You want to get on that before the sun's up. Yeah. Um, I was never taught survival skills and as a result cannot survive.

Sure. Yeah. You're thriving. Not only surviving, but thriving. I'm thriving in a world with Wi-Fi. Sure. Yeah. Sure.

Um, so the dad's a prick. Yeah. He's telling the kid not to eat death cap mushrooms. And the kid's like, fine, I'm going to eat the mushrooms. He's like, what is the name of him? He's like, I don't know if you're thinking about something else. I mean, I do see why you might want to protect your idiot child. This child is an idiot, first of all.

If you think your kid is dumb and there are death cap mushrooms outside, you drill it into their fucking heads. You let him eat one just to see what's going to. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He's dead. He has died. So dad's prick speech is interrupted by dad seeing a deer. And he's like, I've got to shoot that deer. And to impress his dad, Blake the child runs off.

Because you know why? Fucking stupid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I had this feeling of like... With a mouthful of death cap mushroom. I also feel like when you were the kid of a mad dad, you don't just do shit like this, thoughtless shit.

Because when you have a mad dad and you do thoughtless shit, you get punished, you know? Yeah. Le Woon L does not have a mad dad. Lee Wanell's dad, I bet, funds his film career. Lee Wynel cannot play drums and do you want something to cry about? No. No. Absolutely not.

So when Blake runs off to shoot this deer, he's got his sights and he's looking around through his little scopy scope. And what does he see, Katie? What's he see in the woods? A movement. A movement. And then, well, not a movement. He sees a full-blown man.

Oh, right. He does. He does. And then he's talking about how it's standing up on two feet, like a person. But bears do that too. But also you could be like, so there's dad, there's a man. in the woods. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. Sorry, I was Googling Lee Wannell dad to make sure that, um... It just says AI is like, beat the shit out of Lee Wan-L. Yeah. I don't know. No, no information. Sorry, carry on. I just wanted to make sure I hadn't said something really insensitive.

I have not. But I liked when he's like, he sees the creature and like the edges, and like the edges of the frame start like folding in on him. I was like, oh, that's a nice technique. It is a nice technique. I do like that quite a good. I think there's a lot of interesting film techniques in this. Yeah, okay.

I'll accept some of that. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. So dad's mad and they go hide in a deer blind that's there. Yeah. I don't know why deer can't see small buildings, but apparently they can't. So they're both in there and they're waiting and there's things climbing the ladder outside

and scratching on it. banging on the gate high-pitched trilling so much of this movie is high-pitched trilling and grunty breathing yeah listen if you're not Birdman or Bun B I don't even hear that much trilling

No don't drill What happened to that boy That's for all you birdman heads out there I like a birdman jammer too Sure So what about money I like that one narrows it down

I did appreciate the early AM text of the juvenile ladies dressed with clothes sticks dancing to juvenile It was one of the first things I saw When I opened my phone And immediately scrolled through the, you know The flashlight that gives me bad news And then I was like, I need good news

And I said to you that So they see that a deer's been killed Because the thing jumps down and moves off and then dad sees it and takes a quick shot at it but doesn't get it, I guess. You think of you as a better hunter, you know. Yeah. Also, who on earth bore him this child that looks nothing like him? Yeah, I thought they were going to go into Where's Mom?

Yeah. They never do. No. So they go back to the crib. Yeah. And Dad's on the ham radio, as you do. You ever thought about getting a ham radio? No.

Okay. You? No. Great. We do internet radio. It's so much easy. air. You don't have to twist any dials? Actually, you do, don't you, on that little mixer? I do. I do. I do twist some dials. There's so many of them. What do they do?

I'm always tweaking knobs over here. No idea. I tweaked to those things once and never touched them again. And we're set. So Blake over here's dad saying to somebody on the hammer, which is what I'm calling a ham radio. I like that. Thanks. It gives it a much more. edgy, than the person you'd think would be using a ham radio. I'm like, go jump on the hammer and see what's going on out there. See what the cops are doing or whatever you do on hammer.

Whatever you do. I do appreciate that there is a genre of human being that are ham radio enthusiasts. Yeah, I mean, if it's your thing, it's your thing. Yeah, yeah. We have all got our things and all of our things are very dumb. Exactly. I could bore you to tears with mine. So Dad's telling Dan on the ham,

on the hammer that he wants to kill the thing because he saw it, now he wants to kill it. Yes. Did it kill mom? What happened? It feels to me like this is the first time he's seeing it. Yeah. And he immediately wants to kill it.

And I feel like there was more that was going to happen here, but then 30 years later we're in Seattle. Yeah, it was a very abrupt, I think, yeah, it was a very abrupt jump from his childhood to his adulthood. Yeah. I feel like I needed something to fill it out, but that's okay. Where are the teen years? Where are the teen years? Uh, ginger. Ginger is a child's name in 20205.

Go. Uh, I believe that wholeheartedly. Okay. Uh, because there's been such a trend of like bringing back old lady names like Pearl or Grace or like that Eleanor is a big name. Olive. Olive. I got a niece Olive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For whom I am knitting a blanket. And that's my ham radio. Yeah. Nitting. Yeah. I feel like, I feel like, uh, uh, jigsaw puzzles is your ham radio. Fucked. Why do you have to bring up all my embarrassing shit? I was talking earlier about how much I love free jazz.

It's true, but not on the air. It's true. They know that I'm a nerd. It's true. You've never hidden it. So Dad and Ginger are walking down the street, and Ginger what ice, wants ice cream. Don't we all? Yeah. And he's also got like bags and bags of stuff and is carrying an enormous teddy bear. Yeah.

Does they go to the fair? What the fuck it's happening? I don't know. It seems like they just went downtown shopping. Yeah. Which I'm putting in quotes. Yeah. I don't know.

Well, those scare quotes? Yeah. Downtown. Well, I guess because when I was growing up, downtown Pittsburgh was mostly just exactly what you saw in innocent blood, which was like smoky bars and strip clubs and vampires. Italian mob vampires. They didn't take Bigelow in that one. That's striking distance. Yeah.

Sorry. Oh, so she's, she's fucking around and climbing around on a barrier, like a traffic barrier. Yeah, that made me very nervous because Ginger's, I'm thinking Ginger's about my kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And another thing I was like, oh, no, this kid's going to be in some sort of dilemma later. If this kid was going to die, I would have buried you. I didn't do it. With my words and my crying.

So she jumps down and, like, bumps into an on-hand. housed man who gives her the business. Yeah. And then tells like, you fucking push your shit. God damn to me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. So her dad's like, hey, you should never do that.

You weren't listening to me. And then he's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I yelled at you. No, you fucking yell at your kid when they do something dangerous. That's when you use your grown-up voice. He sucks. It does suck. The pendulum half swung too far.

I'm not saying beat your. kids, but I'm saying yell at them when they do something that could have fucking killed them. Impress upon them that this is not the thing you want to keep doing. You don't apologize for telling your kid not to climb on a barrier in traffic. Fuck you. At this point, I'm already out on him. You know, I'm out. See you later, Keith, not Kid Harrington.

Yeah. Shit Harrington. Shit Harrington. I'd want to watch this guy than Kit Harrington any day of the week. I do not need John Snow in my life. Why is that? I just don't enjoy him as an actor. No.

Is it because he's always squinting? I don't, I really, Game of Thrones, man. Game of Thrones. I, I, I, it's fine. I saw three seasons. I should have been a home run for me, but just, I couldn't do it. Yeah.

Yeah. I loved that new Game of Thrones show. Oh, I saw the guy's giant dong, by the way. Yeah. Thank you for, uh, thank you for introducing that into my life. That guy's Johnson is insane. It's wild. He's pissing with it and obviously holding it like he's never held a dick that big

his life. He's holding it like a garden hose. And then the opening is as big as a garden hose. I was confused. Anyway, I didn't watch the show. His, piss just came out in a solid cube. Oh, that sounds like you need more water.

More water. Pluum poco. So mom comes home. They're back home. Dad's making dinner. He's clearly the stay-at-home parent. Yeah. And she's got a job where she talks on the phone.

What a bitch. sell, buy, sell. She's a journalist. She's a journalist. And he's like, don't do your job in front of me. You know it makes me feel. He sucks so bad. I'm threatened by your earning potential. It's so weird. You're supposed to like this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing everything wrong. You're supposed to root for them. Them as a family. No, I wouldn't, okay, when it ended, I was like, everybody better off. So mom and dad have a fight and the daughter says like the thing that every kid wish they had ever said, which was when I have a kid, I'm not going to fight in front of

them. And she's like, and the parents are like, we're not fighting. Yeah, they're definitely fighting. She's just a short excursion in the Middle East. Fuck. I'm going to lighten it by telling you that my next note says, it's unfair that she gets such cool hair and I look like this. Julia Garner?

Yeah, yeah. She's fucking amazing looking. I'm fair. Yeah, yeah. And just like, yeah. How can you get hair like that? I don't know. Be cool.

I'm not fucking cool. My next note says, fucking ads suck my dick. My next note says, how much did UPS pay for all the ad, or all the product placing in this movie? Oh, I didn't even notice. When he gets the,

he gets a UPS package that has his dad's, like, death certificate and the deed to the house and the keys to the house. Yeah, and the will. That all comes together. I don't know about He must have started the process of declaring His father dead years prior I guess

So what? So he could get the land? Why don't you just wait and see if he comes back? I just want to find everything I can to hate about this guy I don't even know his character's name Oh, that's Blake Doesn't look like a Blake Does not look like Kid Harrington

Excuse me shit Harrington Anyway Anyway they decide to go to Oregon. Yeah, they have the conversation we've all had where your loved one comes to you and says, listen,

we're either going to break up or we have to go spend vacation time at my familial homeland. Shit. Again, this is a choose-nothing. And part of me is like, yeah, fucking vacation in the middle of fucking country-ass Oregon.

Sign me up. I'm there all day. Let's go. She has a job. which requires her to work to support their family. But have you thought about the hymn? Shit. I forgot to mention the book that I'm reading about the Manosphere is very pro.

We should all do more thinking about the needs of white men. Yeah. What have we been up to? I've been shit serving white men in the way that I ought to. Basically heard Erica Kirk say that on the radio today, almost drove off the road. Erica Kirk I'm busy with being on the Air Force or whatever? Isn't she the Air Force now?

I think that's all we've got, right? God, I hope they sent Erica Kirk to war. Oh, fuck. I would love her posing in like a camo tight pants and a helmet and just getting blown up by an I.D. That's not fucking funny. I'm sorry. Allegedly.

Look, Eric, that would allegedly be funny. Larry Fitzgerald allegedly fuck. Is there anything else we have to say? Listen, I have a note that it's like, he's trying to sell this place. He's like, you've got to come see this. There's a beautiful valley between two mountains. And I was like, valley between the mountains, huh? Literally with the word means.

Where else would it be? Fuck you. There's a plateau. Do you want on top this hill? It's flat. Check it out. It's a mesa. It's a mesa.

She admits that she's not good at being a mom. Yeah. She's like, okay. Yeah, you feel that way sometimes. Sure, I can't imagine. It's got to be insane. I mean, everybody feels like they're not good at doing the things that they do sometimes. Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now we're driving a box truck going out to the house. Yeah. Luckily, we don't get lost. We just head straight there. Well, we end up in a different driveway. Oh, that's true. With, like, a guy who's super smug about living,

He's like the CrossFit Vegan Straight Edge, dude of the woods, you know? Wilderness guy. Oh, wilderness guy. Fuck off. We were speaking about what's on my Reddit feed, a lot of bushcraft. A lot of... Bushcraft? Yeah, wilderness guy shit.

If I get lost in the woods, I will bury myself in pine needles and wait. I'll get you. I don't want to be. gotten. I want to go back to the earth. So, I didn't even come from the earth. I came from fucking Pittsburgh.

It's so unnatural. Barely the earth. Barely the earth. I like the thing of Charlotte seeing the dude in the, in the deer blind. And the child sees it first. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's right.

That's right. Ginger sees it first. She's like, oh, she's right. There's something there. And he's still like, I can't use my eyes. Why should I move my eyes? And the guy's like, Blake came back.

I don't know why I'm doing Bruce Springsteen as him, but I am. Yes, this is not where Bruce Springsteen was from, baby. He's from the other side of the country. Bruce Springsteen's pretty sure that he's from fucking Appalachia. Have you heard that man talk lately? Is it in New Jersey? I know. It's not one of ours.

Don't fucking stolen valor Appalachia. Just because you know how to scare baby raccoons off your porch. Ugh. Go on. Sorry. I'm feeling he's very worked up today. So we're in Derek's driveway. And Derek's like, move your little woman in the back seat.

I'm going to get in. I'll take where I need to go. He gives them this talk because she's like, well, we're pretty tough. And he's like, you don't look tough. Just means you've had a soft, good, easy life. Does it? Just because she's wearing a turtleneck under a flannel and cosplaying as a wilderness person. Or that one guy from Letterkenny.

Yeah. Looks good in a turtleneck, though. Yeah. How does he do that? I don't know. So good that I'm like, can I pull off a turtleneck? Should I get into turtlenecks? I don't know.

Try one on. We'll figure it out. I feel like I need to have a little chain flipped out at the top of my turtleneck though. That would be very, I think you should just put the chain around it, actually, around the turtleneck. You don't flip it out? I did flip it out in junior high, yeah. Little, uh, my cross neckliss because Jesus was my Lord and Savior. You didn't have the, uh, the Italian horn?

No, those are signs of virility. Women generally don't wear them. Oh, yeah. Vicky just does because she's fucking Vicky. She's virile as shit. Keeps having babies, I don't know. Babies having babies. She has two children.

That's not that bad. So the guy's like warning them about animals and diseases and it's dark out now and he's like, don't come here after dark and here they are at dark. And then dad drives the truck off the road because there's a man in the middle of the road. Yes. This is where he says it was standing up on two. legs like a person and I thought but bears do that too. Yeah.

So they have the truck accident. Cats do that. Fuck, yeah. You put a little treat over their head. They'll steal like that for an hour. Yeah, so they drive immediately off a cliff. They drive immediately off a cliff into a tree. Yeah.

And they do that pivoting camera angle because it's a horror movie in 2025 so they're contractually obligated to. Yeah. Did you think that they were this way? What are you fucking wrong? You dumb 824 watching. bitch. I wish they had just gone all the way around, all the way.

And you just come back to where you started. There's a new, do you mess with contra points on YouTube at all? What? It's a philosophy. The game, the video game? No, no, no, no, no. It's a philosophy tube thing. Or, like, a philosophy thing on YouTube.

No, I'm sure that's. But she just did an episode on Saw, on like, the Saw franchise and, like, the philosophy of it and stuff. and she was like making fun of elevated horror and she's like, you know it's elevated because the camera goes upside. Yes, exactly. God, she's on our wavelength. That actually does sound very interesting.

I'm sorry, I poofed it. But I just thought about like watching someone play through Contra and I was like, I kind of would rather do that. I expect any time I say blank philosophy, people to just to glaze over and not want to talk about it anymore. I'm so YouTube philosophy. It's like, I don't know, man. What are you doing out there?

She's great. She's very funny. Contra points. Contra points. Contra points. Maybe she'll plug us. Hey, Natalie, give us a plug. Derek falls out of the truck because the camera is spinning.

Or he just opens the door and falls up? He opens the door and falls up. How fucking tough and smart is he? Because he never put a seatbelt on. Derek. But why would he even open the door? He can tell which way the ground is. It's the way gravity is pulling you.

Until the camera goes up right, you don't know where to look around it is. It's so fucking weird. As a survivalist, like, you know where up and down are. Yeah, I thought you were a tree boy. What are you doing here, buddy? You were a tree boy. We just saw you in a fucking tree.

Anyway, he falls to the ground and goes, ugh. No shit. Makes his Kelsey grammar noises. Yes. But then he is very unceremoniously sliced and dragged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But only dad sees this.

Yeah. Because something is climbing around on the truck and smashes the window and cuts dad's arm. Don't, dun, dun. Bum, bum. He, in this moment where you're like, oh, he becomes a wolf man. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. When it's becoming, when it's like being slowly revealed, it's like, no, no, no, no.

I don't know. So they immediately, they, they, they, he's like, all right, I, I kind of know where we are. We have to get to the house. Yeah. Let's boogie, let's boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie. Yeah. It's electric. Um, they get to the house, they get inside.

You can't feel it. Who does? the electric slide. Who sings that? Everybody at a wedding? Oh. I mean, one of the most, the biggest wedding dance songs of all time.

And you don't know the artist. Right, and I'm not looking at it up. I just like went to and then thought my thumbs deserved better than this. Electric. No. Slide. Skillet. No, slide.

Oh, electric skillet. I talk about the song by Line Dance Classic. Yeah, I am. Marsha Griffiths and Bunny Whalers do electric boogie. We got to move on. It's electric. Boogie, wooge, wooge, witty. Katie, is there something snarling around outside of the house?

Of course there is there something snarling out. It's just fucking scratched him. Do you like that he goes around and checks all the doors and windows? Yes. and then immediately goes to the basement. I'm like, where are all the guns in this house? Right. This house should be silly with guns.

It should be silly with guns. And he's, I don't know, the way they barricade, go on. We'll just talk about later. We'll talk about later. But he goes to the basement and turns the power on. And now he's looking around outside. And Ginger asked if Derek is dead. Right.

And I do, I appreciate that the parents are very much like, probably. Probably. Probably. Yeah. It didn't look good. Also, we have established earlier that Ginger is psychic because she knows that her dad's thinking about how much he loves her. Right.

This bit is so, I mean. But then the ending, is she? What? Ginger's fucking faking it. He's like, help me. He's like, I know the cure. She's like, mom, pop him. Just have a shellfish allergy.

I need me. my epipa. At this point, too, he has also blamed himself for the accident in front of, to his child and was like, I'm so sorry I did that to you, which I also don't think is great parenting. And then I wonder, is this meant to be him swinging too far the other way? Or does Lee Wanell just not know how to raise children? It's like I don't want to give him any credit. Le Wanel?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. So they put a bookshelf in front of the door. Charlotte's like, is that going to be enough? And he's like, I don't know. Then he goes and ham radios it up.

And he smells a smell. Yeah, he smells for beasts. But he smells a smell that she don't smell. No, she doesn't smell that smell. No. He says, ooh, that smell? Can't you smell that smell? What is it?

It's, I don't know, what is it? It's the smell of death? I guess. Who knows? I just wrote he's sniffing for beasts. Dad's got some meat that he's drying in the basement. Makes some jerk. Yes, he bites into the jerk and spits out his damn too.

Yeah. Also, why would you eat that? I mean, if your dad has been missing long enough to be declared dead, I think in many states, it's like seven years or something like that. Yeah. Don't eat the seven-year-old meat. I'm not a meat boy. How long does it take to jerk?

I think, like, just put in a food dehydrator and you're pretty much there. Okay. Dad's jerky. So Charlotte sees that he's scratched up, so now she's going to bandage him up. Yes, and he says, I think I just got scratched by some glass, and she goes,

it doesn't look like you got scratched by some glass. But frankly, it does. It does look like you got scratched by some glass. She's a journalist. I think she knows what a glass scratch looks like, Katie. Trust her, she's a journalist. And then we get some excruciating, just like Charlotte laying with ginger.

He's hammering a bookshelf in the place. He sucks at hammering and can't use his hands very well. Yeah, because they're going to be paused, I guess. I guess. He's real sweaty. Distant thumping was a close cashing that kept happening. No one is speaking. No.

What's the distant thumping that he hears? Ah. It's a spider. Oh, right. Yeah. What the wolf man really get upset about seeing a spider, though? He's the wolf man. Does he get upset because he can hear it so good?

Oh, he does probably get upset because he can hear it. It's also the size of a dinner plate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Australia. Well, they're in New Zealand. They were like in New Zealand. Like, can we get a small spider on set? And they're like, I guess.

Where are we going to find one? This is a small one. The other one I rode here. It's parked out front. So every time someone speaks to him, he hears it in like a distorted. Yeah. That made me ask the question. Yeah.

So why your dog's always barking in me? Because when I say, please stop barking at me, she hears bar. Yes. Why is she so barking? She's always barking at me. That and you have sparklers in your eyes. Oh, yeah. Is that how dogs see?

I wish we could know. Yeah. I wish we could know. Yeah. I guess someone probably knows. Somebody knows. How would they know? Because they can count the rods and all that shit.

They don't know. They can guess. They don't know. That's true. That's true. I don't know if you can see the you that I see. Please, God, no. Are we like six hours into this episode?

We've always been recording this episode. I've always been the wolf man. Also, why is there an L in that word? Just leave it alone. Wolfman. Wolfman. Wolfman. Wolfman.

Wolf. We all know that. Wharf. Where wolf ambulance. It's like, pronouncing the age in white white he speaks in tongues when he tries to speak and then he pees on himself yeah he's like oh baby that's not good poor wolfman is not housebroken

not bark at the door what do you want bark at the moon he he's got some hair in his fist whose hair is it out it's his it's his he pulls his own hair out why he does he do that well he was actually masturbating a lot. That's why he's got hair in his fit. I see. Yeah, it's a same length all over, huh? Well, I didn't understand why the wolfman had to go bald, but I guess he does have, because the other wolfman is like full, like, drunk uncle, like, receding hair line. Well, let me tell you about what I think about when I think of a wolf man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no hair. More hair. Oh, not less. Not less. Having hair on one's face at all.

What if he's just like a hyperalogenic wolfman? Yeah, he's like a, um, a bejeon, free say. So she says to him, tell me what's happening and he writes down dying because a dog can still do that. So something reaches through the door and grabs him. I guess it's the wolfman

that's outside. His wolf dad. And Charlotte like beats him back with a hammer. And for a second, like he's grabbing for the hammer and I thought she was going to hand him the hammer. I didn't look like that. Here you go.

We see that it's a 20 to 2 a.m. at one point. 140 for you, people who are out there listening to Long at Home. He goes to find Ginger in Charlotte in the basement, and Charlotte's like, hey, so my husband's real fucked up. And if you're a hammer out there, hammering around, and you could give me some hammer help. That'd be great. Nobody answers.

He's real sick. his wound looks like it's down to the bone or... That was great. Yeah, this is my favorite part of the movie is when he started scratching and then chewing on it, which is very gross, actually. Very dog. Very dog. Yeah. I really liked when he walked into when they're in the basement and he sees perfectly.

And then when we see from Charlotte's perspective, it's dark as fuck. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's really cool. It is cool. He's got the heightened senses. He's a wolf man. He's a wolf man. He's a little doggie dog.

A little woofer. somehow she ends up back upstairs and she sees the pickup truck. I may have jumped way far ahead. My notes are spotty at best. Sparse. Well, she knows he's infected. He's wheezing a lot. And I was like, oh, so is he part pug?

Yeah. Don't breed him like that. Give him a little bit of a snout. She figured it out all of it that he has been a, he's a wolfman because he got bit by a wolfman or scratched by a wolfman. And she's like relatively calm about all of it. I guess. She cannot be arced to look interested in this movie.

She's like, man, I'm going to get so many accolades for weapons. Yeah. Here we go, Wolfman. This is what you, I can give you this much. Is this good? I call it the blank stare method. I've also written here, I wish the movie was called Wolfman. I thought it was like, 20 to rewatched,

Teen Wolf? Is Teen Wolf good? You know what he gets in Teen Wolf? More her suit. Yeah, he does. He does. And six skills at basketball. Yeah, and riding on things. I'm sure, yeah. So you mean van surfing? Van Serving? The thing that we all do all the time. Quite love Teen Wolf. When I said Teen Wolf, I feel like I said Wolf.

Teen Wolf. Teen Wolf. Teen Wolf. Teen Wolf. Wolfman. Now, Wolfman. Oh, God. I'm almost out of no. notes. Okay. So now she finds the truck. A fucking keen journalist, she is.

But she does remember that she saw keys. So she runs in the basement to get the keys. So we don't have a Night of the Living Dead situation where you have to look for the keys. Yeah. You don't leave them in the truck. And she goes out. And she also brings a battery. Yes.

And jumper cables. And I was like, I appreciate the fact that you're making this like city lady actually know how to do a thing. That's true. Because city ladies know how to do things. and like, I feel like an earlier generation of filmmakers would have been like, well, she's going to go out,

the truck won't start, and she's just going to lay down. Yeah, right, until someone, a man comes along to fix it. See, I think that that wasn't scripted. I think that she was just like, let's move the shit along. I'm bringing the battery. And he was like, you don't have to, and she's like, I'm bringing the battery! Hey, Julia, you're going to find out that the battery is dead?

She's like, I've already got a battery, I've got jumper cables, just my purse. They head outside. She gets the truck started after a long, a long time of not being able to. He looks like brundlefly at this point. Yes, he sure does. He's real janked up looking.

He doesn't look canine in any way. No, dogs have those big joddy jaws. Maybe he's supposed to be like English bulldog where they do have the lower jaw that sticks out. Oh, yeah. Maybe. And that's why he's snuffling a lot too, I guess. At one point, that's why he has all those folds in his jails. At one point, his jaw's not sitting right, so he just like pulls it out of socket and sticks it back in.

I liked that, actually. I was like, I wonder if I could do that. It's like when he becomes fool dog. Yeah. Yeah. When he becomes D-A-D-G. Not D-O-D-G? Yeah, that's DAG.

I meant W-G. And I got, I got off. Irish dog. He's full dag. Give me the dag. God, I hate myself. Why am I looking at my notes? There's nothing left. Except I'm so tired of pausing this to see how much is left. So much movie left.

So much movie left. But nothing's going to happen. It's fine. You weren't watching this at like 10 speed? No, I watched it on a television set. Oh, what? A television set is what we call them? A tube television set. A tube television.

So you're not going to believe what happens. What happens? The windows on the truck are all covered up with dust because dad never took care of this truck. Well, he's been missing at least seven years. Still, he could have come back and washed it. Yeah, could have put tarp over it. So she hits it with the juice that's still in the truck, a little to wash off. You're not going to believe this.

What am I going to not believe? What am I not going to believe? There's a war wolf outside of the hood. He's a wolf on the fucking hood. And he punches right through the glass. He's not scary and it's not a jump scare and nothing scary happens in the entire movie. Listen. What?

He's still James Wan's partner. All right. He's going to not scare you. James Juan likes to go for a jump scare. You see them coming because he goes, uh, beforehand. God, nothing. Fucking nothing. They do maybe the stupidest thing I've ever seen anyone do in a horror movie.

What would that be out? They get on top of a plastic tarpip. Greenhouse? A plastic tarp greenhouse. And then they just sit there while other things happen. Listen, I'm being chased by this wolfman. Yeah. He's practically made of razor blades.

Oh, yeah. And if I get razor-bladed by him, I become a wolfman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you not be a wolf lady? Is that a possibility? Well, have you ever seen a movie called Werewolf Woman? I'm sorry. I saw the howling to your sister's a werewolf.

When we see that lady's werewolf tini. You know what? I stand corrected. Oh, yeah. I'm going to rewatch that. It's a fucking good movie. Howling to your sister's a war. Colon, your sister's a werewolf.

That's why I thought, hey, kid, your dad's a werewolf was so funny because of that. That's why I wrote that joke. Now I'm mad because it isn't that funny. You also said, I'm going to rewatch that like you might throw it in the spank back. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Your sister's a werewolf? I'm going to jerk off to that.

I'm going to ride the... No, do not take your glasses off. I see you reaching for them. You do not need to tell these people what you mean. doing. Okay. Then you can just bleep it, okay? I'm going to ride the

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So they're on top of this fucking plastic-ass. Greenhouse. Greenhouse. That the monster immediately claws right through. And they're like, whoa. I didn't think that would happen.

Holy shit. With all of the enthusiasm of nothing. There is interested in this movie as Katie is. Definitely. Look, if Julia Garner can't bother to be interested, why should I? It's true. She's just thinking about drinking two handles of vodka in one night. Yeah, one night.

She's screaming. I looked up her height because she always looked like she just is the tiniest person that's ever existed to me. And the internet said she's 5'5 and I was like, fuck you. You were fucking lying. It's just because her bones are hollow. She looks smaller. I was like, there's like seven of her living inside of me right now. Yeah, I ate one for lunch.

She could just pilot me like prang. I love the idea of you as a mech with Julia Garner behind the wheel. It's so fun. It's so fun. We'd have great adventures. Someone draw that for us, please. That'll be Alan's tattoo. I'm going to finally get it.

Anyway, this is where we'll fizz after them. Yeah, yeah, he chases him. This is going to happen for about 38 minutes. Well, Blake does the honorable thing, and he's like, I'm going to let it chase me, but he can't say that because he just talks a dog now. And we hear them yelping out in the woods together and I'm like, hey, fuck it. Are they just having fun? Don't fuck your dad wolf.

Or do what you got to do. I don't know, Alan. I mean, yes. I just like saying that and then moving on. I like it too. You know what I say when it's middle of time. I wish I did So then after a while

She hears someone sniffing around outside And she lets Blake back at the house He's standing outside like he's been put out in the rain And now was learned his lesson Someone left to Blake out in the rain That's where all your Bacarthur Park heads out there Yeah It's fucking so hip

It's so hip to be square That's a Huey Lewis for all you kids love Jimmy Webb references. Come on, we gotta get going. Oh man, so he's all messed up. He looks real bad. But not like a dog. No, not like a war wolf, not like a dog.

Just like a weird, shiny, stretchy. He looks like he's got Mar-a-Lago face a bit. Oh, sure. Smaller lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the Laura Loomers. Like very taut and shiny. But like if you look too hard, like very very, very little. very, like, collagen filled.

Yeah. Like, there's lumps. At one point, like, you see, like, the bones under his hand moving, and I was like, here we fucking go. Let's do this. Yeah. I've seen America Werewolf in London. I know what happens next.

Let's transform. Yeah, yeah. And, like, he opens his mouth, and I was like, here comes the mouth. The mouth's going to come out of his mouth. And did the mouth come out of his mouth? No, it does not. Did the bones come out of his hand? This is when he pulls his jaw off.

Yeah. And then six back on, he's like, oh, that felt better. Cracking your back when you stand up. Oh, yeah. That feels great. It's fantastic. New thing my body's doing is I can crack my neck now. I never used to do that.

Oh, you can't crack your neck. Or you couldn't before. No, but sometimes when I do it, it sounds like someone is like, just has a like a handful of chopsticks that they're snapping. Yeah, that's what your necks are made of. Yeah, yeah. Just a little bits of bamboo. I mean, the amount of takeout I've eaten in my life probably.

Oh, yeah. So, Wolfman Hopps in the house. They have a wolfman fight in the house. house, uh, Charlotte Stabs the Wolfman. Wolfman dies. Oh,

Blake choose the wolfman to throw out. Yeah, you gotta kill her a dad. His dad Wolfman. Yeah. And then I don't know about you. Fucking surprised, blown away, had no idea this,

this switcheroo was coming. What's the switcheroo? The wolfman, his dad, wolfman is his dad. Yes. His dad was going to happen? I did. I did.

Is it because they showed you dad's tattoo earlier? I did. the dad had a tattoo? And also just fucking common sense, people. And it looked like his dad? It had his dad's hair and he also is becoming a wolf man. So yes.

Yes. I don't know if it says we see Blake outside coming to grips with patricide. I made that up. So yes, they're doing this like ESP thing. And the daughter says, he just wants this to be over. Oh, no. Am I not? Can we just be done?

there anything else that happens between what you're talking about and what I'm talking about? Oh, they got to go running around the woods, which they haven't done yet, and then they find themselves back at the truck. I was, I just, mom finds Derek's body, which enables her to find a gun, which is the gun's going to be important. Fine, yes, that's true. They head to the blind. Why?

So they can shoot dad in the blind. Got it. Because he pops his little head up, and Charlotte, who is now, or Ginger, who is now confirmed psychic. Confirmed psychic. He says he just wants it to be done. He wants this to be over. I love the idea that she isn't.

And she's like, I'm saying this for everyone watching this movie right now, Mom. Yeah. Mom, shoot, Mom. Pop him, Mom. He's like, no. You'll put a cap in his ass, Mom. And she do. She puts a cap in his ass.

And with the expression that I have on my face when I put back a bag of impure spinach at Aldi. You know what I mean? Like, no fucks to give. I hated this. I hated that she shot him. Really? Yeah, I really did. Tell me why.

Because I was like, just go let him run in the woods. He got a wolf dad. Does she shoot him because he lunges at them, though? No, he's just like hanging there. Oh, really? I thought he lunged. I think maybe I invented that because that would have made more sense for her to have shot him.

He's just like hanging out. And he's like, well, you're shooting? me? And the daughter's like, will you shoot him? He's just looking at everybody like they're a T-bone steak. He just needs to be fed. Yeah. And that's the end of Ruthman. They could have domesticated him.

And I, uh, he could still watch the kid. So, I haven't seen the Invisible Man. The remake. Correct. I've seen the O.G, which is the perfect fucking movie. Yeah. When he derails a train just because he's a dick. He's in a bad mood.

What a fucking maniac movie. Oh, we got a, well, we're fucking men. Here we go. That dude might be the ultimate white dude from the original. He sure is. The original Invisible Man. Well, in the Invisible Man, the remake is about, like, technology and domestic violence. Yeah, that's why I avoided it because I didn't like, I didn't want to.

I don't like that. I thought it was a good movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that Scientologist, isn't it? She's cool. She's cool for, but for being a Scientologist. Sure.

Plus, I only got through like two seasons of The Handmaid's Tale, and I was like, how many more can you make? Yeah. The book ended a while. It's been gone dead over. Margaret Atwood's like, I'm not, I have nothing. I'll take these checks. Yeah. Oh, yes, please.

You need to be these checks. Hey, look, Margaret Atwood deserves to get paid. I'm not, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I'm not besmircham. Just don't, don't do your job in the kitchen, Margaret Atwood. You try fucking saying that to Margaret Atwood. Listen, men going their own way.

I love that it's stupid. I mean, they couldn't even come up with something cool. No. God damn. Like the he-man's woman hating clothes. That's so good. Or what was Al Bundy's on Meredith's Children? I think it was like, no ma'am.

No ma'am. That's clever. I do believe at one point you were talking about getting a no ma'am hat. No, I should. My Reddit username is, if you ever look at our subreddit, you'll know me as Al Bundy rules. Anyway, this movie was trash. Why is it not good?

Why are these remakes of the universe? Like that mummy with a Thomas Cruisington? That was very bad. Here's what I want to say about this. Yeah. How hard do you have to try to fuck up a wolfman movie? Yeah. You have to go out of your way to fuck it up.

Your sister's a werewolf is a bat-shit fucking movie. Love to. God damn delight. This, okay, so my rating for this is the Howling 2, your sister's a werewolf, minus three. Oh, yeah. Minus four, maybe. Minus four.

Minus four. I don't know what I gave that movie, but this is four or less than it. I'm going to give this two Christopher Lee's pretending to be a punk rocker by wearing awkward sunglasses.

I think that's perfect. Because that's what he does when you're just there's a werewolf. Yeah. Let us never speak of this again. Speak of what? That's what I thought. I would thank everybody

who's become a patron recently. We've just had another bump and patrons coming on board. They're coming back. They're coming back. They never left. Oh, really? Well, they leave and come back.

It's a swinging door. You know what you got to do. You come in, you come out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have thank everybody on the Discord community. Y'all are amazing. I'm so, like, glad that people are doing their thing on there and like.

Would you say that the Discord is going their own way? If you want to join the Discord community, you really should. It's a bunch of really, really nice people. And you can find the invitation link in our link tree, which is on our website, which is whereofambulance. Yeah. Don't go there if you're going to spam your art. That's the whole thing I would ask.

Thank you Mark Plymouth, who saved me from being scammed. He was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. God, I'm so fucking naive. I suck at everything. Come on now. I just wanted to support someone's business. You were just being kind. Plus, I really wanted a drawing of me and Lucy as like adventuring babes.

If anything, you're the hero in that story. No, Mark Plemens is really the hero. And because of that person doing that, though, we now have moderators on the Discord. Am I a moderator? No. You're barely on there. I'm a moderator on the subreddit and you're not so. Yeah, it's true.

All right. Why don't you guys go check us out on the internet? Go to Tea Public pick up a shirt. Or a mug or a pillow? Or a phone case. Whatever you need. Whatever your life needs. I think we've got panties on there now.

You get a werewolf family? Are you serious? No, I wish. Just us strewn across some. panties. I just thought about the underwear I would actually order from tea public and now just go on. I'm checking that that's not a real thing.

Please remember to change these. Katie, why don't you tell these nice people what we're going to do next week? Next week, we are doing a movie of the Discord's choosing. Yeah, they suggest that we do it. They thought we would have fun with it. It is called Highway to Hell. I'm so amazed you did not just bust into your best Bonsk. and start doing it.

It's right in the pit of my throat, right here with whatever this is called. Your throat. I'm on a hat. Yes, I cannot. It's, I can't. Just know that we will be recording that in just vests, no shirt. Okay, yes. Yes, both of us.

We're going to dress, we're going to do Bonscott cosplay. Can I, um, do Angus instead and wear a schoolgirl outfit? I wish you would. I'll do Malcolm. Oh, no, don't say it like that. Don't wear a school girl outfit. We're a school boy outfit. School boy outfit, yeah.

Shores. I mean, girls can wear that outfit. It's true. Yeah, yeah. Little shorts and a bow tie. And just Chuck Berry dance all the way around the stage for hours on end. What a funny little man. Who wrote some killer fucking tunes.

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, come back for that. Yeah, and let's get ready for us to sing a lot of ACDC at you. Yes. Acadaca. What?

Akadaka. When Pye's dad was here, we were talking about ACDC and just, you know, all over the the place of ACDC and then I was like well what is your favorite band Glenn and he goes Akadaka. That's what they call it. I'm sure I've told you this before. There's a power of violence band from California that's called themselves ACDC. What?

If you've told me this, I've blocked it from my brain. I kind of love that they were just like, you know what? Fuck it. We're going to call ourselves ACDC too. Antichrist demon core. Oh, fuck off. Fuck all the way off. They're pretty great.

ACDC is unassailable. Much like Tom Petty. Unassailable music. Oh, man, I'm going to start a powerbillans fan called Tom Petty. Oh. Do you think we could get away with like Tom Petty and the heartbreak? Spell Tom with an H. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, and Petty with an eye.

Yeah, perfect. We did it. Like Lori Petty. Yeah. Thanks for listening to another Mr. Whirl of Ambulance. Bye? Clear. Empty.

So empty.