Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 558- Nightmare City (1980)

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

In this week's episode, we're back to one of our favorite wells of inanity-- the weird Italian shit of the 1970s and 80s. This time it's the 1980 Umberto Lenzi zombie/tits movie "Nightmare City." Special topics for your consideration include: a metaphor for incel culture, tits, being all one color, tits, the Bristol scale, tits, and tits.  This was the first film we covered by this director but we did reference Lucio Fulci a few times, so give our episodes on his movies a listen: Episodes 72, 227, 281, and 388-- "The Beyond," "Zombi 2," "City of the Living Dead," and "House by the Cemetery," respectively.  You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" and we're doing "Lady Bloodfight" which I could not be more thrilled about. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Hi, Katie. Are you familiar with the Bristol scale? I am not familiar with the Bristol scale. Tell me more. The Bristol scale is a sort of objective measure of your digestive health that you can use as a tool by looking at your feces. And deciding where it falls on the Bristol scale. It's basically type 1 is like the pellets, hard lumps.

And type 7 is just like no solids. Oh. Well, it happens. You're peeing out your butthole. Yeah. Peeing out your bow. No, no. That all was having been there done that.

Sure. Sure. We've all been across the spectrum. Sure. Yeah, yeah. But I kept getting distracted because I couldn't decide if these guys were like a five or a six. These guys. The zombies.

Oh, the zombies. The poop zombies. Yes, the Uber Mench zombies. They are poopmen. They are poopmen. They look like they may have crawled out of a bog. Yes, they're boggy poopmen. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like a sewer pipe burst into the Monongahela, and they have crawled up out of it. Again. So the type five is soft blobs with clear cut edges, and a type six is mushy consistency with ragged edges. So I'm thinking there's six. There's six. There's a couple of fives. I think there's a couple of fives.

I think there's a couple, I mean, there's a couple, like, I would assume threes. There's a couple pretty solids. You mean a sausage shape with cracks in the surface? You know what? You know exactly. That's a healthy. healthy. Sure. Yeah, yeah. I figured middle scale was probably where you want to end up. Three, four, and maybe five, I think, are okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. But I'm guessing if you had

these guys were fives, they would not have been okay. No, no. But you've now been introduced to the oof of one, Hugo Stiglitz. I have a question before we get into this. Yeah. Do you think he knew he was in a movie? No. Do you think he knows that his hair and face are both also the same color as his trench coat. He is so monochromatic. He's a walking banana. This is a smoke show. No. He's what we call uncomfortable to look at. What about his wife, Dr. Anna Miller? She's unreasonably attractive. Laura Trotter. For him.

Oh, boy. Nightmare City, a movie that I picked because I wanted to do a stupid Italian horror movie. And we did. I mean, all day long. All day long. This is my happy place on some level of just like, you fucking lunatics made this goddamn movie. You know, I see that. But for me, this, I think maybe I was just in the mood for like Lucio Fulci throwing handfuls of maggots into a box fan and aiming it at his actor's level of like. Please, at the actresses specifically. At the actresses.

Answer that maggot phone. Answer the maggot phone. I just, I think it just didn't go far enough for me to get my fix of weird Italian bullshit. Sure. We do have some ocular trauma. We do. We do. We do have unnecessary breast mutilation.

A lot of it, actually. The zombies have a thing for tits, but in a mean way. Like, hellraiser. Like, they have become radioactive super Ubermen. So I assume they've just become incels. Oh. They are ill. In cells run wild, aren't they?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Women don't turn to zombies, do they? Not that we saw in this movie. Jesus, fuck. How did that not occur to me? Hey, feminism. How are you doing? Does this movie pass the Beckdale test?

I tried watching it into the Daily Motion link that I sent you, but I couldn't get that to ambigulate on my TV. Oh, I just watched it on my laptop like you do. Yeah, I watched it on my, I watched the DVD that I own of it, but I didn't have subtitles on that. I'm sure I missed a lot of things.

I don't think you did. But I've also seen this movie a Brazilian time. I have to be honest with you, every time the military guy started talking, I just fully zoned out. It felt like those interstitial scenes in Godzilla movies where you don't need to be like listening.

Was it the general, the general, or the general that you couldn't find? It was the generalissimo. Which one couldn't you find yourself fake attention to? I mean, yeah, I couldn't figure out the hierarchy. Sure. Yeah. Sure.

Yeah, it seems to switch midway through. At first I thought they just brought in a new actor, but it isn't. Because at one point you see two of them together. Yes. So we get a familiar of a zombie movie trope. What's that? Of panning over a city during the opening credits.

Yeah. And then going to industry. Industry. There's these domes that kind of look like butts. Yes, butt domes. Are these the problem? Is butt domes what's going to do this? I mean, they do look poopy.

Yeah. The whole thing is a butt and a poop. in which case great job umberto so we see hugo stiglitz and he's going to the tv station he's an american i think i mean with a name like dean miller okay yeah how could you be anything else yeah and he's like hey i'm a reporter

and the guy's like i know hugo stiglitz i need you to go out to the airport and meet with the nuclear scientist that's coming in because he's got information about nuclear science So we're going to need a hard-hitting interview. We need you to be there when he alights from the plane. And we need you to take this Adam Scott-looking motherfucker with you. You take... What I like is that the guy says, take the best cameraman.

Don't take fucking Rick again because he keeps looking at boobs all the whole time. He just is zooming in on cleavage. I think he wants to stab them. So he's like, yeah, I'm going to do a hard-hitting interview. And he's just like, just do your fucking job. Cut two. They're at the airport waiting for the guy to live. land.

There's a Hercules military transport with no markings on it. How did it take off? How will it land? Is that what that means? I don't know. I was just like, maybe get worried. I don't know. I don't understand.

The way they were saying it was like every plane when it leaves gets a marking before it leaves the airport. Yeah, it felt very Y2K going to fall from the sky, you know. So they shoot a flare gun at it? I think the flare good is to let the emergency crew know where the plane is landing. Because it's chosen its own tarmac to land on it to not go through the proper channels. Do flare guns make a big boom like you've shot a handgun? Yeah, they're really loud. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never shot a flare gun. I hope to never shoot a flare gun. Why, they're fun? Because then I'm an emergency and I don't like emergencies. Or you hang out with dickheads who would just own flare guns. Yeah, I guess I could just buy one on the internet. Exactly.

And you just like randomly shoot them off rooftops. That's fun. Yeah, yeah, except for anybody who's down below. Anybody who's down below and also very easy to be spotted. because that's kind of their whole thing. It's kind of their whole deal. Follow that back. Oh, it's them.

No pilot. There's no pilot. There's no pilot. The emergency guys are looking up with the plane and going, where's the fucking pilot? There's no pilot and no one is coming out. And the guy gets on the bullhorn and he says, I'm going to count to 30.

Maybe. Do I have to watch you count to 30? So it's the airport security to police that are there. And who has a guy that's dressed up like a little general. Molesi, he's a generally, he's a generally, Simeini, Mino, General Lino. General Lino? I forgot that you're, our Italian is one of your many languages.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. Me despiache, non parlo English. That's the thing I say when I don't want to talk to people in public. That's one of the few Italian terms I learned when I went to Italy. Yeah.

Me spiuch. Me despiatch. Um, yes, uh, they're going to meet Professor Hagneck. Hagnack. Hagnack. And this guy walks off the plane and he looks normal. He's got the same sort of like fake looking beard as Hugo Stiglitz, but his is gray instead of the same color as Hugo Stiglitz's skin.

Well, Stiglitz is German for monochromatic. Yeah, sure. I don't know if you know that. It's light yellow. It's bile colored. Somewhat jaundiced, yeah. So this doctor walks out the plane, walks up to a little general le Misimini, and walks up to him and just fucking stout.

have in the heart and I was like this movie fucking roll. It is pretty good. It is pretty good. And then these fucking goddamn arugula zombies run off. Arugula zombies, that's racist. No, they're covered in fucking arugula. They've got lettuce stuck to their faces. Well, they kind of do.

Yeah, they look like compost heaps. Like, what's the trash heap from Fraggle Rock called? Is it the great trash heap? I think it might have been that actually. Yeah. Oh, so they run off the plane and they've, all got machine guns that they're mowing everybody down machine guns and axes you don't see a lot of zombies with machine guns and bladed weaponry so these i was going to do a fun quiz but i never put it

together because it probably wouldn't have been that fun where i was going to give you different zombie traits and you would have to tell me what movie they came from that sounds really fun okay all right so if i said machine gun axe zombies you would say nightmare city okay yeah yeah yeah i got one that's one for me if i said uh alpha zombies with huge cranks Offal zombies with huge grigs. Oh, shit, we just did it. 28 somethings later, 20 years later. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you got it. You got it. If I said, uh, unnaturally blue zombies. Oh, I have no idea. Avatar. Don of the dead. Oh, yeah. I didn't take the time to think.

When are we going to do an Avatar movie? When am I not? We see a really good throat slitting, first of a few. Yeah. And then we see one of my favorite things, which is the very, very Italian garot with a chain. It's, I haven't know what that says some of them look like ducky werewolves. Yeah, they are very, yes, canine in their behavior. But shit, yeah.

Someone gets their arm shot off to which I wrote, I like when the one zombie slits the dude's throat and then just starts drinking the blood out. Yeah, well, there isn't a whole lot of that, honestly. Mostly it's murder for murder's sake. You don't see them feeding. No, no, no, no. They're not food-focused like a zombie. A couple of these perverts will bite a titty every once in a while.

That's just rage. That's just impotent male rage. I mean, this is like the Ernest Hemingway Sun also rises shit. Oh, man in the sea, bite your titty. Yeah, perfect. Get that on a t-shirt. You should spit some bars right now. Somebody put a beat behind that. And also the soundtrack is very jaunty at this point.

It's really gleeful. Yeah. This gut just cuts directly into like a bunch from a bunch of dead bodies into like a jazz or size interpretive dance. Are you talking about my favorite television show? What's it called? It's all music. It's all music.

Why do they make the women dance in those little high heels? They look so treacherous. Yeah. But it makes their calves look longer. I don't remember. What are high heels supposed to? to do. Make you taller.

Yeah, but they also do like something to the leg that. I think they shorten your calf muscles. Is that what it is? That's why they're bad for you to wear. Sure. I don't fucking know. Not a lot of high heels in your deal. I'm a tall enough woman.

I intimidate men as it is. Yeah, same. It's also because I like to go up to men and just sort of like puff out my arms and chest a little bit. Yeah. And then act like I'm looking down at them even if I'm shorter than them. Sure. It's, it's, I'm also very food focused.

So if they're eating. You often bite one on. the titty. Gotta stick my claim. I also like that you have those, like the Jesus lizard, your neck will puff out. You have these ruffles that come out and frap at people.

That's my mating call. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know why. I've seen it. I just do it at Kelly sometimes at the bar. Not at least. Look at that elderly punk man. Yeah, so the,

it's all music, dance program is on. In my mind, it was jazzercise. This has always been jazzercise. Yes, absolutely. Yes, but they're just dancing to, like, library light jazz music. And the camera operator is so nonplussed by the dancing.

He's just staring vacantly at these people. And all the camera operators are wearing lab coats for some inexplicatory reasons. Well, they're doctors. Doctors of themography. We have to interrupt this program for a broadcast. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And the one woman goes, he was almost my foist close up.

She says foist. And then one of the men goes to slap her, does the rear back like pulling his hand back like he's going to slap her and then thinks better of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they go to Stiglitz. He's doing a super important special broadcast. Yeah, because he's a journalist. And then the guy who runs... He only has bottom teeth, by the way. No top teeth on this man. Sure, the top teeth are expensive. Wildly, you never see any of his top teeth.

No, no. Find that weird. And the guy who runs the, The station puts it's all music back on. It just goes away from his special report. Right. This can't be broadcast. Yeah.

So some general comes in and he's yelling at Dean Miller, our Hugo Stiglitz. I thought he was a small German man, but I guess he was also a generally semino. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. This is where we meet his wife, far more beautiful than is appropriate for him. Sure. Yeah. I mean, that's how you do with the Stiglets.

Stiglitzes are always hitting above their weight class. A bit of a Tom Atkins type. Sure. Sure. or, I mean, Tom Mackins is the most fuckable man in Pittsburgh. I mean, I'm beginning to believe that if ham-fisted the podcast is teaching us anything. Yes, he calls him to his wife, but she's already left. She's at work.

She's a doctor. Yeah, she's a doctor. I thought she wasn't feeling while she's going in, but she's going in. And now we cut to an inexplicably old military guy getting laid by a hot lady. I thought he was like a lecherous old man. And there's this young woman with great tits, but she's into it. She gets, she's so sad when he gets up to enter the phone. She's like, can you put that wrinkly ass thing all over me?

Yeah. The phone has an 11 through 15 on it as far as I could tell. Sure. Okay. Sure. Standard Italian. Is that right? I think this was filmed in Spain, actually.

So standard Spanish. Got it. Dialing protocols. He looks like several of my uncles. Mushed into one human being. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There are wrinkles and folds on this man that just do not comport with like, human anatomy or human anatomy. It's very bizarre. Like if at some point he turned around and he just had like binder clips holding his skin taught on the back of his head, I would not be surprised because if they let it go, he would just be a Sharpay. I was going to say like a Sharpay they've been grooming. Cleaning the folds. Yeah, we got to get in there, clean those. You'll get a rash. You'll get a rash, but I'll get in those folds. It gets stinky. We see that she's an artist. She's made this sculpture.

I wish more was me. I wish we got more about the sculpture. Before we get to the sculpture, can I read you my just before the sculpture note? Sure. I never want to see this man lick a nipple again. Yeah, I mean, it's not, um, it's not erotic. No, I have a hard time telling what is it is not erotic, but I'm really sure that this isn't. No, he definitely got butter on his forearm.

That's the level of, oh, God, did I get, oh, come on. Icing a cake. This jelly is going to stick in my arm hair, but I'll lick it out right now. Yes, she's made art. I get the feeling I wasn't the one who made it. What do you mean? She's channeling spirits, man. I guess.

Is that what art is? That's why it's shitty. It is quite shitty. Also, what is its purpose? Oh. Plot-wise. Later, it will be stabbed with a knife. Yeah.

Get it? Back to It's AllMusic. And one of the last. Lab codes finds a dancer with their throat ripped out. He doesn't find her. He looks to the left and there she is. Like, oh shit, there's just a dead lady right next to me. Why did no one notice she wasn't dancing? He finds her like Columbus discovered America.

There was already people here. Looks and was like, wow. Mine, claimed it. Slit throat right there. And then the zombies attack him. They punch him to death, which I like. I actually did like that, yeah. And now thinking about this as a movie of like radicalized young men.

Yeah. Kind of get it. How would that not be a nightmare city? I mean, truly, that is nightmare city. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they arrive here in slow motion, though. They are fast zombies, but they move in slow motion in this scene. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. We get something that leads to me writing the note head wound fun. I assume that's when one of the axes goes to the back. It's a hatchet, yeah, hatchet to the head. Yeah. They're kind of sexual assaulty zombies, and I just don't like it. Well, as I sold this movie to you, every time a zombie touches a woman or top flies off. Just flies off.

There's a woman who like gets touched and then runs at the screen. Yeah, her just running with her tits out. Yeah. Yeah. And then somebody gets their boop cut off. Yeah. They're sad tits. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, all tits are happy. Not all tits are happy tits.

All tits are good tits. But not all tits are happy tits. For sure. 100%. Yeah. Uh, and Italians in 1980, fucking scumb bags. Oh, God, yeah.

I mean, this is one of the lesser scummy movies we've done. What was the one where the woman's breastfeeding the adult? Oh, buried alive. Buried alive. Mama. Mama.

The movie's so fucking good. No. It makes my skin crawl to think about. I love that movie so much that I should be on a registry somewhere. People should be aware that I enjoy that movie. as much as I do. Who's to say you're not? Exactly.

Yeah. So Stiglitz opens the door and there's a zombie there so he closes the door on the zombie and makes a phone call for help. Just yeah, gives up. And there's a TV that's full of gasoline and flint because it explodes massively. Exploding TV fire death. Exploding TV fire death. That's how I hope to go.

And then we get one of my favorite reoccurring things in this movie. Action Stiglitz. Action Stiglets. Tell me more. I have a note that says, hi-ya, Stiglitz, because he just starts karate kicking people. Is that why I have written soccer leg? Stiglitz, man of action.

Oh, no, no, no, this is about the young boy that the doctor, his doctor wife, is helping, who's like, my leg, will I ever play soccer again? Mrs. Stiglitz. Because I was like, wow, they have three sick people to a room here. Very close to each other with nothing separating them. No, no, no sheets or curtains or anything. also maybe this is me being a prude yeah a lot of cleavage on her for a doctor

I don't think you'd complain if she were your doctor ma'am could you button up could you just I'm a Christian I'm wearing this this chain Alan's wearing a chain you guys ma'am I'm trying to heal if you can put those away I want to play soccer again someday ma'am measures measures measures I can't believe you just tried to help me for wearing a chain I can't believe you just let it slide right by.

I pointed out that there was no cross on it yet. There is no cross, nor a horn. Yeah. I'd get like a stolen flower horn. I haven't actually. I was like, it's fucking time. The chain's a little too short from my thick neck. Two C's.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's thick. That neck is fucking caked up. Thick like bowl of cold oatmeal. Come on now. Can I go back to describing my body that way now that I'm single? Exactly. thick like a bowl of cold oatmeal

That should just be your dating profile Oh tell me I won't Oh man The kid's had a nightmare But his leg getting cut off She's like that's not gonna fucking happen You dumb piece of shit Stupid idiot baby

It's okay you're not long for this world And then it's okay because we're going into the IKEA war room The IKEA war room It's so white I think that's what where I've just written, hi, we are the men and we've got this, or at least that's what I think. They bring a body in on a gurney to show them the zombie. Yeah, they wheel in the body of one of the attackers.

They have one of my favorite discussions in the movie. I just want you guys to know, that's a human being. We thought it might have been an alien. We thought. We were wrong. We did testing, and that's a human being. We have decided it's not an alien. How do you know?

What are he testing for? Human. Like, oh, he's got earth dust all over. Yeah, man, he's covered in Earth. Yeah. Oh, man. So we meet Colonel Donahue from the Institute of Atomic Research. I don't know why I wrote his name down.

I didn't write anybody else's name down. I don't know who he is. He's the guy from, he's from Atomic Institute. Okay, fine. She's suey. So he tells them that radiation made him this way and that they produce via attacks. Right. We have heard something earlier about a nuclear reactor meltdown or a nuclear plant.

Yeah. And we were supposed to meet Hagsnack. Hagsnack. the nuclear. Hagsnecks sounds like they just took a bunch of town names in New Jersey and smushed them all together. And going out to Egg Harbor, got to stop Hagsneck first to get some beers. Go egg harbors will fucking dry town.

That's a, eh. Eh. That's all I have. I'm so sorry. So we've got, we're back to this woman's name is Sheila, young. Oh, sorry. Real quick. Before we move on.

He says they're going to go from plan to plan H. They're going to enact Plan H. They're going to do Plan H. Did he really say that? And if Plan H doesn't work, we're going to go back to Plan B. What happened to all the other plans in between he? Wow. That's wild.

I'm really glad I didn't hear that because it would have infuriated me. If things get out of hand, we're going back to B. I'd like to start with H though. F is just eat Chaco Tacos until we die. That's my plane in an apocalypse. They had to go and discontinue them. I know. I was going to break down your plan for the apocalypse. Someone has to start making a version soon.

Sure. It's vegan. Ew, really? Yeah, it's a vegan chaco taco taco. That's the only thing you're going to be able to get in the apocalypse. It's made out of mother's milk. Stop it. I've decided that human milk is vegan. So the general calls his lady friend and he's like, hey, don't go outside.

What's wrong? Nothing. Did I shake you with my human milk is vegan? A bit. A bit. Because it isn't. No, it's not. It's not. We're mammals. Animals products get processed through too. So if you eat meat, your baby gets meat through your tits.

That's why I always drink while I was nursing because it hadn't hit my tits yet. It's true. I have seen an entire hot dog come out of a tit while someone was nursing. It had mustard and relish on it too, which is pretty rad. Yeah, yeah. No bun, though. Come on. No carb. And no ketchup because ketchup is for children. I just hate a hot dog with ketchup before you came over. You are a child.

52 year old child with a chain around his neck. I'm glad you acknowledged the chain. Sheila says I was doing my hair to look nice for you. Lady, get a hobby. And he's being really mean to her, which makes me mad because, like, for fuck's sake, he's lucky to have her. Oh, my God.

He should, he should worship the ground she farts upon. Yeah, but men. Men. If R slash girl dinner diaries has taught me anything, It's not Girl Dinner Diaries. No, I go to Girl Dinner Diaries. Oh, there's another one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not just on straight up Girl Dinner. I'm a Girl Dinner Diaries. Wow, you are really digging into the private lives of women. I mean, they're posted. They're posted. It's posted, and it helps to give me perspective. Just on how shitty men are?

Yeah. Yeah. Men should be reminded of how terrible we are. We all know. This evening is out of the question. We're not going out of the house. You have to stay around the house. Sheila.

They have a massive pine tree in the central planter of their driveway. Just like, you can't see the house. house for the tree. Okay. It's weird. It's a weird look. She runs outside to see what's going on. Sheila, did you hear a fucking word he said?

Maybe he shouldn't be nice to you because you are very, very dumb. And this felt a lot like the, when Dr. Menard leaves his wife at home in, I'm sorry, zombie two, the Luccio Fulci movie. Yeah. She's the one who gets the ocular damage from the door. Yes. Yes. Yes.

So she gets left at home and there's a lot of like her looking around outside. And there's a lawnmower all on its own. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who did that? Well, I guess the gardener got it. Oh. And so the lawnmowers. Who's not going?

Well, never mind. Yeah, I know. If that's where this movie breaks down for you. It is. You know what? It was the 80s. I don't know. And they stabbed her art, her sculpture art.

They did. Who? Who did that? Who did that? I guess the zombie is just running around the house doing pranks. He's just like, I see a. face. I stab a face. He's like guys I got one. They're like, no, you didn't. No, Brian. No, you didn't. So now we're at the pool. They're also garotting. I love garots. And so do they. So do they. Sure. Who doesn't. This day and age.

Dr. Miller can't talk to her hubby because she's doing surgery. Right. With some other. She's actually just like fifth set of hands on this surgery. So I feel like she could have popped out. Yeah. She could have popped out. So we're at a pool. We're meeting Jessica. Jessica is the general's daughter. Okay. With her, like, Kirkland's signature, Tom Selleck boyfriend. Yes. He's like Tom Selleck light because he's very thin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Townsillac's slight. Slight. Very good. Thank you. Quick up my feet. Is he the one who says hold your socks on, which is not a phrase in English? Oh, I say to my kids all the time. Hold your socks on.

Hold your socks on. Kids. They're going to sneak out, even though this military. guy walks onto the set and goes, hi, I have been sent by general. General says you must come with me. I'll be in here in a little bit to get you for General. And I brought my friend here. He will also help me to get you for general. But now we will turn around and not pay attention to what you do for the rest of the time we're here. We will not end up bringing you back to General. Oh, Chuck, do you have left.

Why don't, why is Jessica? Why Jessica? Why Jessica? Why Jessica? Why Jessica? Why Jessica? Why do we have a know this says Jessica and hubby get away? Next note, tits. Next note. Stiglet goes against his wife. That all sounds like a pretty accurate rundown of this part of the film. Whose tits? I don't know. I haven't know what that says, is that how you shoot a gun? I don't think it is.

So this must all be happening at once. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's a military zombie killing military men. Right. And there's a van full of zombies that are jumping out and killing people. And somehow they all kind of look scared because their eyes are open very wide. Sure. Yeah, they're just insane.

Not scary. zombies are more afraid of you that you are of them, like a bumblebee? Or a garter snake. Yeah, exactly. Well, bumblebees don't sting. So, they do. I know. I learned.

Yeah. So the zombies who jump out of the van run and smash up a power station and shut off all the power in town. Right. Including at the hospital where all these people are dead. Yeah. Yeah. You'll never play soccer.

Never play. The little kid is immediately dead. It's so good. Yeah. Didn't lose his leg, though. No. He was wrong. about that. Yeah, stupid little kid.

Stupid dummy. Hugo Stiglitz snags his wife by the throat at this point, I think, and I thought maybe don't do that. No, that's how you want to... You got to assert dominance. Maybe you're not familiar with this. If you need to get a woman's attention, you want to run up behind her and grab her by the throat in a dark hallway.

That's smart. It's the only way to get their attention. That's smart. Also, that reminds me that I need to do an apology for last week. It was offensive that I said it's okay to ask someone to choke you in bed without forewarning them. I apologize. Can you just absolve me of my sin?

Oh, yeah. Say three Hail Marys and two Hugo Stiglitz. Oh, no, I don't want to say the Hugo Stiglitz. Because if you say it a third time, he'll appear. He'll appear. He'll appear and all the color will drain from your body. An old lady is brought into the hospital. That kind of looks like the old lady in city of the living dead that's in the funeral home that gets up and kills people as well.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ooh, I don't want to watch that. It's a good movie. Yeah. You love a maggot phone. Better than this one. You love it when that lady pukes up her own intestines for a really tongued a long time.

Love that lady puking up her own intestines. Do you remember when the white zombie grabs her by the back of the head, but he has a black man's arm when he doesn't? Yes, I do. I wish I didn't have to edit this tonight. If you would like to borrow the DVD for that movie. I have no way to play a DVD. Literally no way. You've got to get back into physical media.

Why? Your birthday's coming up, maybe I'll get you a. Please do not purchase. me a DVD player. What about a Blu-ray player? I don't want, that's even worse. I would like to know how. Because it confuses me.

My birthday isn't coming up. Well, technically it is. In like geological time. So the power's out in the hospital. There's some people trapped in the elevator. They're being real shitty. Yeah. The old lady gets up and starts murdering people.

She does. Which I refer to as making. friends. Is this before or after the zombies go into the OR and the surgeon has the foresight to throw the scalpel at them? I think it's around the same time. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. It always just looks like they're giving their victims a good sniff. You know, like they stab them or shoot them or garot them or slit their throats and then they're just like, you know what's fucking inso would sniff somebody before or after murder. Oh, Jesus. Did this movie predict some sort of coming apocalypse? I think so. I think this movie is like warning us about clavicular.

Yeah. Did you see you got mugged by a Chad judge? I understood some of those words. I was really bummed when I understood all of the headline. I don't want to know what mocked means. You don't want to know? No, I don't. That's one of those things I just don't want to know. I'm not going to tell you.

Thank you. I appreciate you. I'm probably tell you later when you don't want to hear it. No. Covering your ears as I yell it at you. I'm just going to mumble soup snatch at you over and over again. All right. Oh, my favorite thing happens now. What?

So they're in the surgery. The zombies are eating people. And one of the zombies eating somebody and like turns his head and wipes his mouth at the back of his sleeve. And then that happens like three or four more times in the movie. They were like, it looks cool. I was like, I love the idea of zombies being like, mm, that's too much blood. Too much. They're not fucking vampires.

They're not that bad of messy boys, you know? Like me eating satan wings. I just wiped out of the back of my arm. Right. And then you're going to lick it off like that man licking a nipple. Oh. I don't think you should fist fight a fast-moving zombie, but they try. Sure, sure.

I mean, when action Stiglitz gets kicked in, you know, he's going to punch, he's going to kick punch jump. It's all in the mind. That's for all of you, per rapa the Rapa fans out there. Punch jump? It's all in the mind. Yeah. So, they're getting out of the hospital. I've written the lake bit is lascivious, but I don't know what that means.

Lake pit is lascivious. What is that? We steal an ambulance. We go out. They're driving around in an ambulance in the daytime. Lake. Where at the lake come in? I don't have a note about a lake. Fuck, it's probably a typo. Oh, man. Could have been fake. Fake. I think maybe it's where Jessica and her dude are. Oh, maybe. Where they're just hanging out by the side of a road waiting for their friends to show up? I can't remember what's lascivious about it. You know, you just see a couple of people in a camper van you're like, mm, they're going to fuck. What is that a bang bus? I know what's going on here.

Yeah, the bang bus. The elevator comes. There's like a crank turning the elevator. The elevator comes down. It feels a little bit like the scene from cabin in the woods might be a hat tip to this. Huh, maybe. You remember when all the elevators are opening and there's just like monsters

coming out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I like that the Ubermensch zombies are the ones cranking the elevator. Someone's like, there's a hand crank on the elevator and then you see a zombie arm going to turn. ranking it. Oh, thanks for the hot tip.

Thanks. Send more cops. Yeah, send more cops. But yeah, Hugo Stiglitz, high kicks a zombie. The Army guys are talking and I'm zoning out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're talking about bombing stuff. They're like, it's part of the vital cycle.

Create and destroy. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, man. So the hubby and the general's daughter are hanging out. He yells at her to turn off the radio that he just heard and walked away from. Do it yourself, fucking guy. I mean, do men have to do everything, Katie? I'm not going to lose my weekend to this.

This is so extremely COVID, you know? What happens to the hubby, though? Is that he gets a hickie? No, he gets heart-pooned. Oh, that's right. They shoot a speargun into him. Somebody gets a hickie. Somebody gets a hicky.

Somebody gets a hicky. Somebody gets staff. and then gets a hickey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Their friends come over and they've, they killed them.

Yeah. Hey. What are you doing with that gun? And then we cut this movie is just like, we're done with that. Go on to the next thing. Yeah. We added these characters very last minute and now they are dead. Yeah.

So Sheila's back at home and Sheila's friend comes over. She looks like someone we know in real life and I couldn't figure out who it is. I don't know, but she's very lovely. Yeah. Yeah. Her husband is with a department of something. Yes. I locked up everything in the house.

I even locked the door to the coal cellar. That's right. And Sheila goes, oh, fuck. I locked everything but that. Before that, she's like, cheer up. Have some frangelico. Does she really say that? She doesn't say that.

She says cheer up and then pours her some frangeloco. Oh, well, I wish someone would say, have some frangelo to me. I'll bring you some frangeloca. How about a limoncello? I'm more into, I like the darker liqueurs better than a lemoncello for me personally. Okay. It's very summary, though, lemoncello. They go down to the cellar to lock the cold door.

Yeah, she says they said on the radio to stay home and barricade the doors. And Cindy, I think your name is. I did that. And it's like, no, you didn't. You're here. You left the house unless you live in this house. I feel like I have friends like that. Yeah.

I did exactly what they said. They said, don't leave your house. Like, you're at my house. So Sheila's like, light a candle. Stay down here while I leave you to your death. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just farted light a candle. We have to go.

I just farted light a candle. And then try to like, not break all the shit in the house. And don't pay any attention to now that the camera has switched to zombie POV as they're watching. It's zombie POV. Yeah. She breaks everything, but Sheila does not even reply. She's not even hearing this somehow.

And then this is my favorite zombie because he looks like a knockoff Robert Loja. He was earlier in the movie being really unnerving when he was a person. Yeah. Yeah. And this is where we get the ocular trauma of him like digging in Cindy's eye for a really long time. What this movie presupposes is that a woman would never defend with her hands, her tities, or her eyes, apparently. But I would defend my tities and my eyes to my death. The way you said that, I thought you were implying that they would use their hands, their tities, and their eyes to defend themselves.

No. No, hit it with your eyes. Hit it with your eyes. No. Swing them tata's at him. Throw a fried egg on it. that's going to make a male zombie style oh oh hello sometimes you just have to before she gets the ocular trauma she manages to knock down every bottle that's in the basement it's very funny Sheila doesn't even say like are you okay she's just fucking putzing around Sheila gets the gun she gets the gun she gets the gun I have another note that says tits hold on the bell has rung this movie is like guys it's been getting boring

Oops. Tits? Should be titty ball? I don't even know whose tits they are. I don't either because we're back to Stiglitz. The Stiglitz is now. We're driving. They drive past Army guys.

The Army guys don't pay attention because they're in a fucking ambulance. Who's going to bother them? Right. But they're running out of gas. They're running out of gas. They got to stop at a gas station that sells hamburgers. They see an axe with blood on it and Hugo Stiglitz touches it. Why would you touch it?

It's clearly blood and you've seen dozens of bloody bodies today. Touches it and brings it up to his face so he can sniff it. Snips it. Yeah. Would you, ah, maybe they were like butchering some ketchup.

Why would he do this? Is this barbecue side? Because he's fucking sticklets. He's a loose cannon. He's so gross. He's night of a thousand cats. His lips really bother me. Sure,

they're called stick lips. Oh yeah, Night of a 1,000 cats. Put it on the list. One thousand cats. Someone in this scene says instant quaffy. He goes in there's a cat in there. There's a cat in there.

He pets that cat. cat? And then yells and the cat yells back at him? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That happens in my house all the time. Yeah. We went away for the weekend. I left Freya alone for the entire day and I've just been getting yelled at nonstop. You're a piece of shit cat owner. I've written here Coca-Cola or nuclear energy question mark. Yes. Okay. Yes and. Okay. So they just hang out at the fucking snack bar at this gas station. Like everything's cool. We can just chill for a bit. We'll chill for a bit. We got to get some provisions to take with us,

though, which are three bottles of milk and three bottles of whiskey. You know what my favorite travel beverages? Milk and whiskey. That's what we call America, the land of milk and whiskey. I mean, if you've not had, what is it? Oh, that's like a brain hemorrhage where they put heavy cream into a shot of alcohol and it curls. Like, just the idea of putting milk and whiskey together.

Like, it's very gross. This is very gross. I mean, I love eggnog, so maybe I shouldn't say that. Sure. Yeah. I love eggnog. Who doesn't love eggnog? Vicki's husband, Justin, makes the sickest eggnog every Christmas, and I look forward to it every year.

And then I drink too much of it every year. And then I start to feel a little sick. Oh, because you just had some thick-ass alcohol? And I'm eating it with seven fishes. I mean, I love a milky fish. Milk fish. Just milkfish. That's the fish up by people.

Yeah, just a good filth fish. Yeah. So they have an espresso, which I was like, you know, that takes time. I appreciate you all. Make it count. And we get another scene where someone turns a radio on and then immediately turns it back off. Yeah. There's a massive explosion.

There is because their car gets exploded by some zombies. And she goes, I'm tired. Really tired. Baby girl, it's been one day. As far as I know, the sun hasn't gone down yet. Mm-mm. Yeah. When he's going to blow up the car, he's going to make a Maltov cocktail.

And he says, get something that's like cotton. Yeah. So she goes over and finds a bale of raw cotton to bring up. back to him and I was like that is I mean it's literally what he asked for. It is literally what he asked for. Why was it under the register at the snack bar? IDK. This part of Spain is known as Cotton country.

Cotton country. And the zombies have broken into the car and they're just drinking bottles of blood. Is that vegan? Did it come from a human? Yes. But yeah, he burns. in their car like fucking stupid people now they're on foot i haven't know this is wow he's straight wrecked her and then they make out and then he stops because the zombies are here she has a bit of a

poots quality about her she's pootian yeah yeah yeah yeah image and poutes one of the uh patron saints patron saints of this podcast yeah yeah she um she starts to freak out so what does any husband do to calm his wife town in that situation wrecks her slaps her into the fucking face right is that oh that's what you mean by wreck her yeah i thought you might like blizzard her and then they start making out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

no thank you. For an in-sell, that's probably for play. Sure, but he's not an in-sell. Well, isn't he now, though?

Think about it, won't you? I am. I don't want to. Yes, they make out. Now the zombies are on the move and they're on the move and the major guys

now flying around the helicopter, looking at stuff. Yeah. They hide out, they end up hiding out in a church. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a priest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we see the priest in profile. Yeah. We see our looking at the right side of his face. Looks great. They're approaching him on the left side. Yeah. He turned,

they turn him to face them so that now they see the right side that we've previously seen looks normal and they scream. The poopy side of his face was turned to them, not to us. What now? She would have seen it. It looks like he had been, he had a bruise on his face and had been sleeping on worms. Yes. Italians love worms.

Who doesn't? Sure. Then they mush the priest's head. Or at least Stiglitz does. He did. Action Stiglitz. Yes, he handles him. Handily.

So we're back to the airport with the general. Sorry, he's a major. Yes. You can't fool me, Major. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Major sees all the bodies from the people that were killed earlier or are these different bodies? I don't know.

I don't know. Yes. And. I don't know. We see Sheila's husband Sheila's husband Yeah the major He's the modern major general

Yes That's from uh Pirates of Pinsense Because you love fucking musicals You know me I'm a chain guy You what? I'm a chain guy

I don't think chain guys And music well Chain guys are mysteries and enigmas It's true you can be anyone you want While being a chain guy Exactly I noticed you're not wearing any of your rings No I can go put a pinky ring on

if that would help me be a better chain guy. It won't. Okay. All right. I think you're perfect as a chain guy. Oh, thank you so much. You're so welcome. So the major's given, or no, the general is giving up hope.

Right. But now the major goes to find Sheila. Who is not poopy, but definitely infected. Sure. Yeah, she's making zombie art. I feel like she was like, I, it is in my contract that I will not have that shit on my face. No, you can let this old cranker, weird dude, lick my titty, but I'm not putting that stuff on my face. Bridge too far.

Yeah. Which in my book, put stuff off my face all day long. That guy ain't licking my titty. Yeah, he looked like my old dentist, Dr. DeFusco. I'm going to look at that titty. So she's making zombie arts who he shoots her in the head. Yeah. Yeah.

So now we're going to get to the penultimate scene of this movie. I have written Let's Go Ride the Gateway Clipper one last time. Exactly. They go to Kennywood. Okay. They go to Kirkland's signature, Kenny Wood. Okay. That's like everything else in this, they've tried to put like English names on things.

Like the gas station just says hamburger real big on the side of it. Yes. And this one just is like fucking Spanish all over the goddamn place because the amusement park was like nah. It's NAPY, which translated is nothing. Yeah, it's Nappy. Nappy. Yeah. Just like the food delivery service in Pittsburgh for restaurants that's called NAPE.

And I was like, oh, that's what people called fucking diapers. That's disgusting. Yeah. So, yeah. They're climbing the roller coaster. Yeah. Dean gets a gun. Who's Dean?

Oh, sorry, Hugo Stigland. Okay. Is it a Tommy gun? Where does he get this? Yeah, from the amusement park. Okay. It's probably from that thing where you shoot the little metal target. Sure, sure, sure.

I'm a fool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the zombies also have guns. Yes, that's true. And he's throwing grenades at them. That's great. They're climbing roller coasters. I wrote, remember the roller coaster in fear?

L-O-L-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O. It's not the one where she got fingered on. Yeah, it was Marky Marky Mark. Good old Marky Marky Mark. He's a fucking hate crime fingers in there. He has committed a hate crime with those fingers. You're right. Shouldn't get to touch Reese Witherspoon.

Tipping in the honeypot. So the major's going to rescue them off the roller coaster. a helicopter. Yeah. Okay. Anna has no upper body strength and I was like, feel it a woman. Feeling you girl. I don't know that I could have climbed that rope.

Honestly, it's the knotted rope, which is the one the girls got to climb in gym class. Yeah, and the fat kids. Oh, buddy. So she doesn't... Literally all she has to do is hold on. Didn't make it. Didn't hold on for one more day. Oh, shit.

That was the Pittsburgh Pirates theme song in the year of Our Lord and Savior, year 2013. They would play it in the clubhouse all the time because they just had to hold on for one more day. That's so sad. But that's the year they broke the curse. We are the champions out there

for any sports team to use. The thing is that all and they weren't. Sure. They'll never be. Why can't I think of the name of the group that sang that song? What? Wilson Phillips.

Wilson Phillips. Thank you so much. All I can think of was busy Phillips. Nope, that's a knacker. No, that's somebody else. But she is a little. in a Girls 5Eva, which is a fucking amazing show if you've never watched.

Can I say you're a pretty big fan of her, isn't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's Kim Kelly from Freaks and Geeks, right? You got it, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Anna falls. She falls. She hits every fucking girder on the way down this roller coaster. But she's still screaming after the first hit,

which is really upsetting. It's, I mean, it's very clearly, it's still screaming when she hits the ground. It's horrible. Yeah. Just like mannequin that they, that they've dropped from a helicopter. I love it so much.

But that was enough. That wakes Hugo Stiglitz off. It was all a dream. Yeah, it's like that one season of Dallas. There's a very famous season of the Dallas TV show where a woman wakes up and realizes that the entire season has been a dream. What was the one that was inside a snow globe? That was St. Elsewhere.

Okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. So he had a nightmare. Yeah. Now he's awake. With his beautiful wife. Yeah, but now he's got to get up and go to the airport. He gets up and he starts straight up shouting at his sleeping wife.

And he's like, are you listening to me? She just fucking woke up. I do this to Missy every morning. Hey, you listen to me? I have to go do an interview with a nuclear scientist. To which I've written, I already saw this movie, though. It starts over again. But you just dreamed all of this. He doesn't seem to acknowledge that he has dreamed all of this.

So this movie is what it claimed to be on the tin. It's a fucking nightmare city. Yeah, the nightmare becomes reality. Exactly. Katie. Alan. Let's rate this thing. All right.

Why don't you, as the lady of the podcast, go first? I mean, that's a, that's a, I like that you doffed your fedora. Yes. Tug my chain. Tug your chain. Tug it till it's top. stinks. Ew, who would say such a thing?

What gross. I like that you introduced that into our Ove as a catchphrase and then immediately just gave up on it. Yeah, I assume that's one of 150 catchphrases that I've introduced into our Oof and immediately forgotten. He didn't give up on.

No. It exited my brain. Well, here it's back. Tug it till it stinks. Talk it till it stinks. This is pretty shit. Yeah, yeah. It's great.

I mean, it was fun. It wasn't the kind of fun I want. wanted though. I think I was just in the mood for some fulci fun and it's not and that's not its fault but I'm still going to give it a quattro. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'll give it a solid ultimo squalo.

Ultimosquolo. Yeah, I mean this is a shark just jumping out of the water with its mouth open at all times. That's another Italian phrase we know. Lottomo squalo. I mean, dippiazio, la ultimosuo. L'uosqualo. The final shark? Yeah, this movie

it's totally terrible. I understand why people hate it. I'm sorry that the discord had such a miserable time with it. Being in World Fambulance means never having to say you're sorry. Sure. Even though I just did a little earlier. But this is just one of those movies that just hits for me and it's so fucking silly. Good for you.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm happy for you. May I read you an email that we received? Yes, please. The subject line of this email. Pocketful of shells. Oh, with a rally around the family. Alan. Dot, dot, dot.

I'm a 39-year-old listening to the House of the Devil episode, and you blew my mind with your revelation about the he pulls on parade lyrics. I've always pictured seashells. I assumed it was a reference to Native American currencies or something. I'm a moron. You guys rule. Love Billy. You're not a moron.

Right. You're in good company. You're in good company. And honestly, the idea of it being Native American currency is kind of better than it being a family having a nice to hit the beach as you believe. You're rally around the family. with a pocket full of shells. With a pocket full of shells. Each one of these shells is a memory that were taking home, kids.

Somehow that made me want to drown in the ocean. No way. Yeah. No. Come on. What a way to go. Speaking of going places. Thank you for writing us the email, Billy.

You can always reach out to us at Whirlfamble.com. And if it's not offensive, Alan might forward it to me. We love you, too, Billy. I love you, Billy. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Grandma kisses.

Mm-mm. Katie. Alan. I had such a fun time with you today. I had such a fun time, too. Should we do another episode next week? I would love to do another episode. By next week, I mean in three days for us.

What movie have you butchosen for us? I have but chosen a movie that I have never seen. Yeah. That is a slasher classic. Slashic according to Shadair. Yeah. who is not paying us still. Isn't what?

Not paying us. Still not paying us. Where? Get Bob on the line. Yeah, Bob Shadair. He's debonair now. Yeah, Debenair Shadair. We're going to do the 1979 when a stranger calls.

I love it. We're going back one year in history. Yeah. And to America? America. Well, yeah, it's got fucking Carol. It's got Carol fucking, Carol fucking Kate. Carol fucking Kate.

American treasure. She is an American treasure, though, isn't she? Yeah. If you told me right now, she was Canadian, I would not be surprised. Yeah. Actually, I would have bought her for British, too. She's got that face. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. But yeah, we're going to do one of Stranger Calls. Yeah, it's classic. A Slashik. I don't think I've seen it since the early 80s. Okay. Yeah, I'm excited to get into it. Since you were seven?

Yeah, and left alone to watch whatever TV came on in front of me. Wasn't it great to be raised by television? We're so fucking twisted. Raised by television and fucking feral humans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think my father's still feral.

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Please don't. Please don't. Also, my child will only sleep in my get high and do crimes for Satan t-shirt, which makes me feel like a bad human being. It feels like, but what I like about it is it feels like we're both corrupting her. Yeah, it's true. It's the stupid thing I said that got put on a t-shirt that you okayed and now your child is wearing. So like we are, we're co-parenting right now.

We're co-parenting right now. And if you guys want to raise your child as badly as I'm raising mine. Come on now. That's not true. I know. I won't let that happen. No, you guys could never touch me in terms of badness. Shut the fuck on.

We are three to four feet apart and I will cross that distance quicker than you can fucking imagine. I bet you're quick off the line, really. You've got a lot of power. Yeah, I can't go for distance, but right off the line. I would out run you if I had a head start. I'll also do the thing where I'll just pick up a chair and throw it at you as I'm coming. Please don't.

Or just toss a scalpel like the surgeon in this movie. You can go to T. Public and look for wear off ambulance. We have a store full of merch all drawn by the inimitable Justin Gray. And I got to tell you all, I got to spend some time with Justin Gray this weekend. Which is one of my favorite things to do on the planet. And I was like, Doug, we need to talk new T-shirt. And he's like, let's do this. Okay, what are we doing?

I don't know. We got to send him some ideas. It can't be tugget till it stinks. It cannot be tugged till it. No, that's in my own clothing line. I'm doing it like an Ed Hardy style. I love that. Flames coming out of either side of those words.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then just like a fucking stroking cock right below it. Right, a stroking cock and like a skull. Yeah, the testicles are skulls. Okay, Justin. Second thought, we do need this, Justin. Please don't. It cannot go in the merch store.

Anyway, we've got a lot of great stuff there, including the aforementioned, get high and do crimes for Satan. Yeah. Which we've still not been busted for copyright infringement on that hamburger. So buy it while you can. I feel like McDonald's is. denying the hamburger at this point.

So, like, we could take him. You think hamburger's ours? Yeah, I feel like we could take him and the Noid. Oh, well, the Noid killed somebody, right? Tangentially. In the same way that I'm corrupting your daughter, the Noid killed somebody. In the same way that we're co-parent.

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They're all pre-pandemic. I'm real cute and young and full of life. Me too. I'm barely white-bearded at that point. People should take them down. No, leave them up. And nostalgia is a toxic emotion. If you take them down, we'll lose the amazing,

all the games that you did for the video stuff that were really fun. We did do some fun games. Yeah. All right, well, fine. Where you posted that picture of me and my sister where I look like marrying my sister.

She looks lovely. It looks like a beautiful day. You look so happy to be marrying your sister, Christine. Thank you so much for listening to another episode of Werewolf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. Empty.

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