Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 560- The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

In this week's episode, we are discussing a bit of a snoozefest: the 1971 Vincent Price film "The Abominable Dr. Phibes." Special topics for your consideration include: large adult sons, criminally underusing Vincent Price, being a real good showman, absolutely everything we know about plagues, and hiring an assistant. Want to watch Vincent Price chew up the scenery a little bit? You could check out Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" or Episode 429- "Witchfinder General." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! Do you think we liked "Lady Bloodfight?" WE DID. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Not Fibs. Fives. Fives. I was thinking that since nothing happens in this movie, we should also have nothing happen in the episode. I feel like this should probably be it. And then we'll just release Lady Blood Fight, the Patreon episode, and said, because it was so fun to talk about. Oh, this movie. What a slog.

I believe I referred to it as a snoozer Rooney when I sent you a text about it. You did call it a snoozerooony, and I thought, no more accurate word. the problem is that Vincent Price doesn't get to do any acting because he's wearing a Vincent Price mask and speaking through acoustics in his throat. So you don't get to see him be charming or captivating in any way, which was the only thing that could have potentially saved this movie. Yeah. It's a waste of a price.

And a very, why they do that to his hair. Why they do that to his hair? He's got great hair. Well, well-copped human being. Especially in 1971. Who boy. I can only assume that the next movie, the return of Dr. Fives or whatever it's called, is going to be the payoff of all of this.

How can he return if you, okay. Well, I mean, he already did once. Spoiler alert. Well, no. Not exactly. So we open on extravagant organ playing. And I was like, okay, all right, out of the gate, we're coming. coming at me with a Phantom of the Paradise.

The Phantom of the Paradise, exactly what I thought you were going to say. I mean, this room, like the set design of this. For the Art Deco. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Also, was he making a rickety sound when he moved in this first scene? But why doesn't he continue to? He got less rickety.

He does some WD-40 in his joining. I guess so. Also, Volnavia is a hell of a name. Who is Volnavia? The assistant, I think. No, but why? Oh, yeah. I've written here, if I ever get married again, and I won't.

I want to recreate that sort of bride clown look that she's wearing in the beginning of this movie, which is like a white dress with like a clown-esque collar. Yeah. You know, like those like sort of floppy collars. Is she the wife stand in? Yes, but why? Yes. Because she, the woman who is playing Volnavian.

is not the woman in the photograph. No, that's the wife in the photograph. That's the wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he just find a woman who looked like his wife and then convince her to be his assistant in crime? Yeah, because he's got a lot of money. Sure. But, like, is he just buying her these sick outfits?

Because all of her outfits are sick. Yeah. Is he a sugar daddy? Yeah, and probably not even trying to bone. No, he has her doing other work. Yeah, which is like running his errands, basically, his crime errands. Which, I mean, it doesn't sound like a bad gig. If anyone wants me to Volnavia for them, get in touch.

I mean, yeah. It's kind of my dream of being the low-level member of the Coven, right? Exactly, yeah. I'm not above murdering doctors who have done bad doctoring, I guess. Did they, though? It's never, like, evidenced to us that they did anything wrong. Sure. His wife's dead, though.

Yeah. I mean, she was only on the operating table for six minutes, so unless they slit her throat a la cat. Cassidy in Lady Blood Fight. Are you talking about Chekhov who murdered Cassidy? Oh my God. I wish we were talking about that movie again. Also, you have a master's or PhD in Oregon.

You have a master's or PhD in theology. Yeah. Where do you learn how to be a clockwork band? Clockwork band is so creepy. This is my favorite part of the movie are these like animatronic fucking Chuck Echee cheese monster band. I love the chicken. you can see they're totally man wrists when their gloves like slip up or whatever.

Yeah. Yeah, he starts conducting them and then stops conducting, but they just keep playing. He's like, yeah, Ian's got it. I also like that his cloak is sparkly. Yeah, he's a showman. He's a showman. Yeah.

My next note says, remind me not to put a trap door on my fucking ceiling. I understand it's a skylight, but it opens like a trapdoor. Where anyone can lower a keg wearing a parka into it because that's what happens to this man who's sleeping in his bed. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

It's a covered cage. I thought it was a keg wearing a parka. The parca comes up and then the cage comes up. I do like that Volnavia is always safety first. They put it in the car and she buckles it in. Yeah, Volnavia is a hard worker. She is a hard worker. She does all the dirty work.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, he's got some stuff going. on. She must too. She must have daddy issues. Has to, right?

Has to. Why? Why? Do the blinds in the back of his car have his face on it like you're riding with Donald Trump? It does seem like a good way to get caught if you're going to do murders and they know who you are, doesn't it? Why?

That's a great question. I guess this movie is billed as a comedy. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Ha, ha, ha. The only real comedy beats are like the ineptitude of the police, right? Sure. Yeah. But in like an Italian movie, that's just the cops.

I know. And, you know, in an American movie, nope, that's just Marky Mark. No, Donnie Wahlberg. Donnie Wahlberg. They've both been enough. Yeah. Be scientific doucheback. Be scientific doucheback.

I thought they were lowering a bird into the house. Sure. Because a bird in the house means that someone's going to die soon. Right. That's the superstition. That would be a long con just to be like, ah? It's a burden of the house. Fear.

I don't know that superstition. Yeah, but now you do. Now you do. This also made me realize that I just don't know my biblical plagues. I'm not up to date on. No, not an Old Testament guy. No, no. Oh, no.

I mean, JC's not there. I want nothing to do with it. No, fuck it. The Old Testament's where all the good scares are, though. Sure. Sure, you're smashing babies on rocks and shit. Yeah. So we see a doctor go to bed.

Yeah. And he goes to sleep. Yeah. And they arrive and they lower the keg wearing a parka into the room. Why is it wearing a parka, Alan? Because you've got to keep the bats inside of it asleep. Oh. You know, I know everyone says bats are friends.

They don't look like fucking friends to me. Yeah, they eat mosquitoes and bugs and stuff. I understand. They're cool. They're mammals who can fly. Yeah. That's against God's will. God's mistake.

All the more reason to love them. Yeah, right. You're incorrect because as I was driving from Delaware to Maryland last weekend, There was a field that had all these Trump signs in it. And it's one of them said, God's only mistake, Democrats. And here we thought it was corgis. Not pedophiles? No.

Not rapists. No. But dogs having cancer? No. Not babies having cancer. Democrats. God's only mistake. Just want you to have health care, you fucking idiot.

Not platypuses. No. Oh. A mammal that lays eggs. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, you ain't the fucking spiny Akita or Kidna or whatever the fuck those things are. Really? There's another one.

I think they're the two that lay. We should put all the bats and all the platypuses into a boat and shove it into the middle of the ocean. Or, hear me out. Bats could fly away. We put them on a dock and we make them kuma. God, I wish you guys were all patrons so you could listen to the lady bloodfighting.

episode. Maybe you can be if you go to patreon.com backslash Wharwellf Ambulance. So Guy wakes up because he hears what my notes app says is a fapping noise. Mm-hmm. Here's fapping.

Am I masturbating? Is someone masturbating? But it's bats. It's bats. It's bats. I love the like easily visible strings of the bats. It's so good. And then like there's the one like fruit bat because they're actually big and

scary. Yeah. Just like laying on his chest. like, I am drugged a shit. Yeah, maybe. Well, here's my toe. And the guy's like, oh, no. Oh, no.

And then the butler comes in in the morning. And he's all bit up. He's all bit up. Yeah. And dead. But the butler doesn't react with the type of fear that one would, having seen a room. Like, if you opened a bedroom door and it was full of bats, you would jump. You would shout.

He's just like, oh, motherfucker. This again. Again. It's a living. I did not know that bats were one of the biblical points. Plagues. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I didn't know that they were going to leave a number one stunna necklace there. You know what I'm saying? Apparently all the necklaces are the Hebrew letter representing that particular plague. Yes, I'm being culturally insensitive. No, no, no, no. No, I want to get mail about it. I'm being culturally insensitive.

I apologize. But I looked at it and I was like, oh, number one stuna. Who's number one stutter? What, what? What is that? It's a rap song. Oh, I thought it was a wrestling thing. No, it does seem like it should be.

I think you're thinking of the stone cold stunner. I probably, yeah. I was like, did John Cena do the number one stunner? No, no, no, no, no. But there is a video of Donald Trump getting the stunner at some point. Who? Oh, that man who's in the WWA Hall of Fame and did nothing else after that. Exactly.

You're right. Didn't ruin America. Didn't ruin America. Happy 250th anniversary. Here's the UFC fight on the White House. Are we getting too political? We're going to get, we're going to get fucking mail. We're going to get bad reviews.

Leave the politics out of it. Fuck you. I mean, yeah. If you're still supporting Donald Trump and listening to this podcast, go fuck yourself. If you are non-political, you're the problem. You did this to us. Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you for saying that. Thanks so much. Oh, no, I thought we were thinking that. No, I was thinking you for actually saying something wise and not just, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourselves. No, I said that to you, actually. I did.

But it was tagged on a wise thing. You know, I'm not sure that bats are one of the, one of the plagues. According to Dr. Fives. I'm looking at a list of them. Yeah? And I don't see that. Oh. Death of the firstborn.

Wait, let's go from the top here. Sure. List of the ten plagues. The Nile to Blood. That's when the Nile River returns to blood. Sure. The invasion of frogs. There's no cute frogs in this movie.

That's true. That's true. Nats from the dust. Nats from the dust. Teams of flies are wild animals. That's a broad scope there. I have flies and water buffalo. We can do something with that, you know?

They hang out together. Pestolence of livestock. Okay. Storm of hail, which we do get. Sure. Loosely. Loosely. Swarms of locusts, fine. Yeah.

Three days of darkness, which we understand. understand later. Yeah. And death of the firstborn. Hmm. What do you do? It's not even fucking right. Wait.

Maybe, uh, Nats and bats got conflated. Maybe. They were like close enough. Yeah. Close enough. We're just two letters off. It's fine. It's fine.

It rhymes. Oh, boy, oh boy. And so the cops, the cops are terrible. They're like, bats, they just belong in the tropics. What are you fucking talking about? They're all over western Pennsylvania. Yeah. Compared to England.

of the tropics. I guess so. No, no, they're warm there. They get the jet stream going up there. That's how you get summer aisle on your apples. From the wicker man. Oh, the wicker man. Yeah.

For a moment, I was thinking about the Nick Cage one, which was just like off of Seattle, right? Like the Puget Sound. Yeah. A lot more lady punching in that one. Lady Blood Fight. Shit. I like, I'm going to start campaigning, right, this moment for us to just not release,

just released just this followed by the Lady Blood Fight episode. Because this movie is so boring. But he meltwax faces. Oh my God, there is a cute frog in this. Yeah. Okay, I forgot about the cute frog. Yeah, plague. Plagues.

Oh, my God. We learned that another surgeon, that this guy, the sleepy, as what did I name, the man who was killed by bats, called him Sleepy. Sleepy was a surgeon. And there was another surgeon that was stung by bees, but the beast things looked like boils. Right. Because that's how we're going to shoehorn that into one of those legs.

Just don't worry about it. You don't need to see it. Just take our word for it. But the cops are stumped at this point. The cops are stumped. Yeah. Now we're at this nightmare thing of showing up to a costume party, not knowing it's a costume party.

Fuck. It's so good. Wait, how did any of this happen? Also, doesn't this guy say he's a psychiatrist? Uh-huh. Why would he be involved? Oh, every time you have a, surgery, there has to be a licensed psychiatrist at the surgery. Just asking you how it feels.

Yeah, in case you have daddy issues while you're just being like, well, tell me more about, or in the case of mine, do you really think that's healthy? Which I always say, yes. Yes, I do. You're the fucking doctor, my dude. Wait, why? Why is he there? So somebody else is throwing a party? Whose party is? is this? Yes. Okay. Why didn't anyone tell this guy that it was, holy shit, this scene makes no sense. The amount of planning that Volvania had to do for this. She had to throw a gala. At somebody else's house. At somebody else's house. And get a lot of people to show up. In masks. In masks. And make sure that Dr. Dickhead didn't know. Dr. Hargraves, who's a psychiatrist.

That he had to show up here in a mask. I have written, I changed my mind. I want to get married in the frog mask. So Vincent Price is like, hey dog, I got this mask for you, except I'm not speaking because I don't talk. No, he's just gesturing basically. I think he's like, oh, great. Thank you so much. It's a beautiful frog mask.

The frog mask is insane. It's a whole headpiece. But on the back of it is a locking mechanism. That's also a tightening mechanism. Something terrible is happening to Dr. Hargraves inside this frog mask. He tightens until he dies. He tightens until he dies. And the cost of like medical men die every day.

What are we going to do? This is not a pattern. No. Medical men die every day from frog masks. Do you know how many? Several. What do they? A U.S. politician talking about gun violence.

So no one gives a shit that this guy is dead. No. The gap in this one cop's teeth is formidable. Sure. There's like a whole other tooth left. Oh, no, it's not the cop. It's the next doctor. Excuse me, it's the next doctor.

The one who's chugging brandy and watching old-timey porn, which sounds like a lovely night. Hand-cranked porn? How are you going to crank your crank if you're already cranking a movie? I mean, you'd have to get a rhythm down of just like chug-a-ch-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. In and in-in-down. It is funny because when they show him cranking the film, it looks like he's jerking off. Yes.

That's cute. That's cute. That's comedy right there. Yeah. But then it like gets kind of, the film gets kind of messed up. And I was like, oh, this is like when the battery and your rose dies part way through. And you're just like, you motherfuckper. Fingers to the rescue. Or just go back to watching Heated Rivory.

You think I can jerk off to Heated Rivory? Oh, my God. Okay, great. I'll start. Not now. I can't watch it right now. So. Got to look at my notes.

Again, Volvania. Yeah. Had to make a movie starring herself deep-throating a snake, mind you. Her name is not Volvania. It is now. Okay, all right. I just want to be really clear that that's not a comedy beat. You've never been to Volvania? No, I've been to Volvania.

That's where I take the rose. Hmm. Yes, she is, she is, it is her in the movie? Yeah, yeah. Poor lady. She takes a snake and shoves it down her throat. And this guy's like, yeah, yeah. That is what I was.

That represents a Pemis. Did you say Pemis? A Pimus. I am never calling it anything else ever again. Oh, look at that Pemis. I'm going to be so good on the dating scene. Looking for May with strong Pemis. A small Pemus, no need to apply.

It lets motion of ocean good. Pemis. Can we start a band called Pemis? It's a primus cover band. I'm never learning those bass lines Never mind When I saw me Was doing those baselines on an upright bass

And I was just like you are a magician He's sick Yeah I mean Not like music anyone really wants to listen to But he's really killing it And he's really killing him Sorry Primeus fans I know

I used to like Primus law I just don't want to listen to Primus now My name is loud Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Lop That's not making out Or I forget what else we've used it for It's pudding time. Now Vincent Price is here. Giving this man a tourniquet. Cutting open his sleeve and he doesn't

seem to mind. Yeah, just tying him off. He's like, is this how masturbating works? This is my first time with Pemus. I feel I would mind. I would mind very much. So they drain his ass a Kool-Aid and they just leave eight. He's got extra blood. There's too much blood in those jars. Eight pints of Kool-Aid sitting on the... How much blood is any? human. Let's find out. Type how much blood is in me. How much blood is in me? Wow, it's suggested in my urine, and I think the answer is not.

How much blood is in me. Wow, 1.2 to 1.5 gallons of blood in their body. Oh, wow. 7 to 8% of a person's total body weight. adult women have approximately 1.2 gallons. Wow. Toddler only has one to two liters. Grow up.

Step your game up, toddler. Your game up. Newborn baby only has 0.3 liters barely fucking alive. I'm sorry, what were you saying? That's all where they're not good for drinking. No, no. So you don't turn a newborn baby. Exactly.

Oh my God, a newborn baby vampire would be fucking terrifying. Oh, exhausting. exhausting. Imagine a vampire that's waking up every three hours because it needs to feed again. The main cop looks like a British Ted Cruz. Agree or disagree. 100%. I bet he wouldn't fly to fucking Mexico when it states being hit by a hurricane.

Or a snowstorm or whatever it was. But while he's draining the blood, Lawnavia is playing the violin the entire time. Yeah. He like needs music while he works and doesn't have a cell phone. Same girl. same. That's why you have a Volvania. You don't need a cell phone. Sure, she does everything. She would know how many gallons of blood are in a human body. Not that she would speak to tell you.

So the cops show up. Also, also, also, there's this great shot of bitchy Vincent Price looking at this guy's art and going, ugh. Yeah, he's so fucking dismissive. This is why you have Vincent Price in a movie. Yes, and that's why you don't cover him in putty, you know? Let him emote. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go.

Maybe this might have been like the 10th movie he did for these people. And he's like, can I not talk in this one? I need a break. I just need a little break. So this man, this doctor that they have murdered had a housekeeper. Yeah. And when they're questioning the housekeeper, they imply that she was fucking the doctor. Yeah.

I don't know why. British. It's not funny. It's a hilarious joke. It's weird. I don't like it. It's very weird. Also, she came in while the doctor was watching porn. And she's just

standing over the screen looking at him. She's like, what are you doing? He's like, uh, work? Just a little bit of crank into this and a crank into that. Why's your Pima sound? We also see at this point that Volnavia and Dr. Fibbe's set faces on fire. whenever they kill someone.

Yeah, you gotta melt the faces of the men. You've made face things of. Have they? Yeah, there's like a whole table with all nine doctors on them. They are so, do you think that like, so she doesn't speak and he barely does, how do you think they sorted all of these plans?

They have to have a shared notes app, right? Right, they must. They must. They're just checking boxes. Google doxing it. Oh, my God. So. There's also been an amulet found at this scene.

Right. He realizes that he dropped his amulet. And he's like, oh, bother. Oh, bother. We find out where they were made. I forget how we find out where they were made. He takes it to a jeweler. And the jewel is like, oh, yeah, I did this. Right. Yeah. That's, this is my work. This is beautiful. I did a great job. Yeah. And then the, he tells him that it's Hebrew writing. So then they go and visit a rabbi. Right. And rabbi is like, oh, yeah, this is all the, the, the, 10 plague. You're not familiar? He's like, you say a frog mask, you say. And this is the first

time we hear Vincent Price's voice, which is coming through, uh, he's got sort of like a stethoscope on his neck. Uh-huh. Put up to a phonograph. A photograph, yeah. Yeah. And he says, nine killed you. Nine shall die. But there's 10 plagues. What are we doing here? Well, well, we'll find out. Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. So we learn. his backstory because oh there's a doctor who cross references like wait well how do they come to dr vasselius or whatever oh joseph cotton who sounds like he should have written tracks about witches yeah oh my ghost uh he's one of the doctors that was involved in this so they're like tracking those people down that were involved in the he's the one who figures it out because he's like

there was only one case that i worked on with the four like where do they find his name name as a target. I don't remember. Because I don't pay attention to things that are so boring. And that's my fault. This is a personal failing on my account for not willing to watch a boring-ass thing. Okay. Three doctors have been killed.

Inspector Trout learns that they all worked under the direction of Dr. Vassalia. There you go. Right, right, right. And then he finds four other doctors that worked under him and one nurse. So he provides the rest. of the names. Okay. All right. Fine. Gotcha. Thank you, Wikipedia. So we see another doctor who's driving her along in his automobile.

And there is a lady that we know it is Volvania who's stuck by the side of the road, Pemis. And the doctor's like, Pemis again. This because it makes you laugh. I feel like, you know, this is very low brow comedy. I'm very, very, very, very into it. You made Pemus. Listen, look, I'm a big fan of stupid. I mean, yeah, like, we wouldn't have made it this far in this project if we weren't to do.

Business. I think we absolutely treat as a business by saying Pemus every four minutes. Porn's big on the internet. Business is booming. You guys love Pimuses. So. They stop to, and the doctor's like, hey, chauffeur, go out and assist that lady. She looks like she needs help.

And the chauffeur goes over and he's like, hey, do you need help? And Fibb just steps out of the car and kills the dude or stabs? I guess he's not dead. He stabs the guy that is sent to check on her. Yeah. And then he walks by holding whatever, like, it looks like an engine, which we're going to find out what it is. Why is he holding that? And she's wearing sick boots.

Yeah. like sparkly tight black boots. And she's got like a babushka hat on. Yeah, she looks great. Everything she's wearing in this is fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, they go and they do some things. But at this point we've gotten the backstory because the Dr. Vassalius has put it all together

that they all worked on one surgery together. It was that of Dr. Fibbe's wife. Yes, Mrs. Fives. What happened to her? There was a car accident? No, he was in a car accident. Oh, okay. I have a problem

paying attention to boring things. Yeah. Look, why should you? Maybe let's check Wikipedia. It doesn't seem to know either. So they had to surgeryize her for some reason. Yeah, I think he says something about a resection, which I think is like taking out a tumor essentially.

Okay. But you wouldn't six minutes. I don't know. Who knows? but when he heard of his wife's death, he drove his goddamn car off a cliff. Right, right, right, right. So she, oh, and,

uh, uh, uh, well, maybe it walks over, I have it as Volvina here. I was just wild with this name. I hope it comes out to, to Velvita, Valor. I had a great aunt Velva.

Velva. Velva. That's a wild name. I've never heard of another Velva. No, and because it's only one letter off from Volva. What's that? Hmm. that doesn't exist

wow now you don't believe the myth keeps growing women aren't real I love going from no clit clit's not real to vulva well the female orgasm's not real then the clit's not real right sure so at some point

there's just going to be a quick cut of me doing this podcast alone it's like the end of six cents you've always been doing it alone I love that for you Oh, man. This is when I find out that Tony Colette's my mom. That'd be rad.

Yeah. Although I think I'm older than her, so it might be weird. That would be weird. Sorry, young mom. So he's doing something with this big engine block. I don't know what happens. And then we cut to Dr. Vesalius at home with his large adult son. Playing chess?

Playing chess. It's a large adult man talking with a child's voice. Oh, and what is going to say is Volnavia puts a clockwork child in the car with the doctor. Yes. And then, yes, we learn the machine, the apparatus that he brings over is to turn the car itself into a ball of hail. Yeah, it freezes him out.

Why doesn't he get out? I don't know, but that's a loose interpretation of hail. Yeah, they like, when the cops find him, they pick up a handful of hail And they're like, hail? What the hell? What the hell? The large adult son tells him about Mr. Darrell at the music store, who knew all the great organists.

Because we know that Vincent Price was an organist. The cops know it now. Or at least Dr. Vassalius does. Two degrees. Organ and theology. Organ and theology. He's a hard worker. A lot of studying, a lot of practicing.

I'm just going to throw it out there. I don't feel like you need to know theology to know the plagues of the Bible. no. Granted I don't. No. But it's not a hard thing to find. Yeah. You could, if I had said to you, name the plagues, you would have probably gotten locusts.

Sure. You might have gotten frogs, boils, any of those? Yeah, blood. Yeah, blood. Yeah. Like, you got half, you know, and you don't have a degree in. You're not even a doctorate. That I know of.

That I know of. So, yes, he goes to talk to the organist, or the, yeah, the piano man. The music store guy, yeah. Yeah. While the cops go to find Vincent Price's body and the family, too. The mortuary or the mausoleum. A mausoleum. That's a movie.

Oh, man, remember when that lady's tits turn into goblins and they start eating people? Oh, speaking of fapping. Jesus. So many movies we could be talking about instead of we're talking about this one. I love that movie. Hold such a special place to my heart because that was the one that I suggested to you for you to do on your MS Paint blog. Yeah. It really bonded us.

I feel like it really brought us together because you were like, that dude's crazy. He likes this movie. I like, the cut of his jib. This lady's crazy because she liked that movie. That's how crazy is fine each other. That's a movie that like,

if you used to suggest to someone and they bounce off, you're like, okay. All right. Yeah, we're probably not. We're not going to be close. Yeah.

You're not going to be my platonic life mate like Alan is. You're not going to be a contact for me and some medical documents. You are my child's emergency contact at her school after Vicki. Oh, by the way, she did fucking fantastic at the concert. Thank you for coming to her concert. Yeah, of course. She did a lot better in the chorus portion. Yeah, I could hear it all the way down here.

It was great. Oh, yeah, you did. Great. Yeah. Oh, I'm coming to my kids' concert. Of course. So nice. Oh, yeah.

So this is where we learn about him having a degree in the organ and theology. We cut back to Vincent Price playing the organ and Volnavia just walks up to him with flowers. Like he did a good job. but he just like sinks into the floor like thanks yeah they open his casket and inside is a box full of ashes yeah we assume it's Vincent price but we know it isn't we know it isn't it's so small it's like the size of the box that my cat's ashes are oh jonesy little buddy um her casket is empty her casket is empty and there's flowers there even though the groundskeeper has been like no one visits this place right there's fresh flowers yeah

hours. Yeah. Yeah. Her casket is empty. Trout gets yelled at by his superior for not having finished the case yet. He's a yelling cop doing cop stuff. Yeah. Like when Hastings gets mad in line of duty.

Another thing we could be talking about right now instead. Don't talk to about racism. I'm the blackest Irish you ever did meet. What? No. That's the thing Hastings says. I know. I can't wait until we get to that episode.

We're going to spend the entire episode talking about that long. Oh my God. So then is this where we get the guy flying a plane? Yeah, he's covered in gerbils. They're so cute. They are the most adorable rats I've ever. Like, I'm not a rat guy. They're gerbils with like a tail taped to them. They're so stinking cute. I'm a bit of a rodent person. I like, I don't mind, you know, I don't get scared of mice. I, yeah. Vicki had two hamsters for about a week before they both died. Jesus Christ. Well, cat got one and the other one ran into a hole in the wall. and then died in there. But I really liked petting them. I grew up with hamsters and gerbils and stuff. Gervil.

Actually, I think it's pronounced gerbils. Don't think it is. After I've been saying gerbils this all the time. They're so cute. They're so cute. So what I want to know is how did Fulmevia get the dribbles on the plane? She's just. She's magic.

What mechanism released? the gerbils. They were just all the sudden all over the guy. Oh, I know that one actually. So when, um, if you put gerbils in, in a bag and then you hit a particular altitude. Oh, they just pop right through the fabric. Like, like gremlins being popped out of spikes back. I want to be very clear that Wikipedia ignores this death entirely.

No way. I was like trying to get some information on it and it says nothing. Because this has one of the best comedy, or is the build up to one of the best comedy beats in the movie. Which is what? The cop is chasing the airplane by a car. Yeah. And like trying to reach the airplane, but the guy just takes off anyway because they don't

have rear-of-ram mirrors on airplanes to see they're being chased. Oh, like a biplane. Yeah. And, uh... Well, it would just suck to die while dressed like the World War I flying ace, but go on. And you're not even listening to that Snoopy and the Red Baron song? Come on, buddy. So, wait, how does he die?

He does because the plane crashes because of the red gerbils. That's a plague? Yeah, rats. Like rats. Did we say rats? I think we said gnats. Nats, rats, bats. Who gives a shit?

Just making a play. Fuck it. The next guy gets impaled by a unicorn. I guess that's the animals that can kill you. I guess so. Fuck. But the good comedy beat is the cop who's chasing the plane goes back and he's talking a trout.

Trial's like, where the fuck did you get this car from? And he's like, I don't know. It was the fastest looking car in the lot, so I took it. That's right. And then the police chief who had been previously yelling at Trout shows up and he's like, why is my car here? And the guy had been like, I think I blew a bunch of baskets of this car driving because I was making it go 90 miles an hour in like 1920s car technology. Exactly. And then the guy drives away when like it sounds like chitty shitty bang bang as he's driving away.

That's funny, I suppose. It's one of the things that stood as a comedy beat in this comedy film to me. I have some bad news. skydive naked from a narrow plane. What's the bad news? I stopped taking notes here. Oh, no. I have nothing left.

Did you finish the movie? I did. I know we had talked about me not finishing this movie and you not watching Lady Blood Fight and me describing Lady Blood Fight to you and you describing the end of this movie to me, neither of us held up our end of the deal because we are both guilty motherfuckers. We both cannot not do our homework. No, I have to finish this. I woke up this morning and was like,

Fuck, I still have to watch the rest of it. I woke up so early this morning to watch that movie. Why do we do this to ourselves? Because we love each other. We love each other. And we love you. And these fucking people are depending on us. Their Mondays will be ruined if I don't bitch about how shitty this movie was.

And I can't have that. So Fibes is having dinner with Volnavia now? Yeah. He drinks through his neck we learn. Yeah, I don't think that's how drinking works. He just throws it over his shoulder. Yes, this is where we get the unicorn death of the unicorn that shot like an arrow, but somehow corkscrews into the wall.

Yes, you would have to turn it. You would have to turn it, right? You have to turn it because they're trying to get the body off. And rather than just turning the unicorn, they're turning the entire body because you just see the feet. That's good comedy. That's good comedy. That felt very like airplane, you know. in that level of comedy.

It was like too far. The movie had not gone that far yet. Yeah, exactly. And there's like a guy like, can we please keep it down in this club? So Trout, who is stupid. He is the Ted Cruz motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is like, we have to protect Dr. Vasselius. Yeah. And he knows there are only two plagues left. Yeah. That's the darkness. and the death of the firstborn. And Dr. Pesalius is like, well, my brother's dead,

so it can't be that one. They don't ever, it takes, you're the, all right guy, he's got a large adult son. While this is happening, we're seeing

a delicious wheelbarrel filled with brussel sprouts being melted down. I fucking love Brussels sprouts. So good. If you don't love Brussels sprouts, try again. Yeah, here. roast the shit out of them.

real quick. Yeah. You want to take Brussels sprouts. You're going to cut them in half. You're going to cut off the stems, cut them in half. You put them face down in the pan with a little olive oil in there so that they steam while you're cooking them. You want to slice off some rind of an orange or of a lemon to get in there, get a little citrus flavor.

You're going to cook that all up and then you're going to drop some noki in with it. Yoki. Newki. You're going to kick that all up and you're going to put some browned butter in there with it. What? And this is going to be a delicious meal. Also, top it all off, drizzle a little honey on top that fucker. Honey!

Yes. Damn girl. That it does sound delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I make Brussels sprouts, I usually roast them and I use soy sauce so that they get really salty. And then they're crispy, salty. They're like little potato chips. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You put a little garlic in there with them? Doi. Oh, have you met me? Yeah, welcome to. Welcome to the world of garlic. So they're making Brussels sprouts. They're going to be so farty. But they're not making Brussels sprouts.

They're making Brussels sprouts juice. Yes. And why? Just like, that's just distilling the essence of fart at that point, right? And then I was like, do I need to drink Brussels sprout juice? Is that delicious? I don't think you can juice a Brussels sprout. Oh, no, you could choose a Brussels sprout. Okay. You can choose anything. Juice, cheese, hamburger. You're just talking about putting things into a blender now, aren't you? I think so. So, but they make this tink.

out of Brussels Sprout. And then use it to cover a sleeping nurse. This is the titular nurse of the, of the doctor party. They are so mean to this nurse. They're like, listen, go to your room. You dumb lady. You dumb lady. Yeah, why don't you have a blood fight?

Take a sleeping pill so you can't defend yourself. We're going to put a baby cop on the door and that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the, they did not, they were, they became so in love with Dr. Vasselius. So they were like, we'll just, we'll just, we'll just, we'll sacrifice. sacrifice the rest to protect him. It's a woman. Pasha.

She probably deserved it anyway, not like these other men. Oh, man, you said baby cop and it just made me think of this one joke on the Super Ego podcast. When they're having like the... There are other podcasts. They're having a gathering of superheroes and they're coming up with dumb names for superheroes. And one of them is Green Berabi. It's a Green Beret baby. Green Beret baby.

And then he has a partner named Infantry. Oh, that's very stupid. I love it. Oh, that's very good. So he drills a hole. No, I'm sorry. Wait, wait. He lays down the outline of a woman on the floor. Tits and all.

Tits and all. Can I ring the bell? You got to know where they are. But it's not, it's not lined up with her. It's opposite her, isn't it? No, it's, it's where her head is, but she's sleeping on her side. I thought it was like head to head, and then their feet were on opposite ends. But I could be wrong. Go on.

So he drills a hole in the head on the floor. Why does he put that down? He has two doctorates. He's not stupid. He doesn't like to do things the easy way. No. Everything's a show. He's a showman.

He's a showman. He's a showman. Sorry. Please. He drops the Brussels. Can you calm down? The Brussels sprouts juice all over her face. What color is the Brussels sprouts juice?

Green. Neon. Neon green. It's like the slime from you can't do that on television. Absolutely. And this is all to attract locusts to eat her. Here's the thing about locusts. Love brusel sprouts.

Love brussels sprouts. The fartiest of all insects. Don't generally eat people. No. They'll eat trees. Sure. Leaves. Yeah.

Crops. Cattle. No. No. A Buick. They're not going to eat your face. Even if you have Brussels sprout juice on it. I really don't think so.

And also, even though. even if you've taken a sleeping pill, I feel like you'll wake up when locust start eating Brussels sprout juice off your face. Also, imagine how bad Brussels sprouts juice must smell? How is this woman sleeping through it? Uncooked Brussels sprout juice. It's just awful. Yeah.

It's just terrible. Also, the first time a liquid hits your face, I don't care how many sleeping pills you've taken. You were bouncing the fuck out of that bed. Especially when you're in a house full of dudes. Especially when you've been told, we think they might try to murder. you in the next few hours. Go take a sleeping pill. Not going to do that.

No, I'm going to stay up all night clutching my Louisville slugger. But I only have the mini bat. Well, it would be a cricket bat. We're in England. Sure, you're right. I guess they might play baseball over there sometimes. I mean, I was just talking about me specifically. Oh, yeah.

You only have the mini bed? Yeah, I got to get a better bedside weapon because I just have a mini bat. I have to get really close to the person to hit him with it. Bunk. Your birthday's coming up. It's not. And I thought you were getting me a DVD player. I told me not to. I did. Don't get me a baseball bat either. I want a field hockey stick. I left behind. Oh, no hockey stick left behind.

Nah. That's what, that's the tagline of heated rivalry, right? Was that in this episode or the last one? Both. Okay. These mornings where we do, too, I get very loopy. So Trout just realized that it could be, Salius's done. The first four. Stupid Visalia doesn't think of his child. He's like, my brother's dead. Anyway, there's been no other firstborn in my family.

No, no other babies. And then they go to look for his son. Yeah. No, they don't go to look for his son. He calls him on the phone. That's right. That's right. He calls him on the phone.

And the cop is just watching him talk on the phone while drinking brandy. That should do. As you do when you're working to stop a current. murderer who's on a spree. Also, when Fibes calls Veselius, the first thing he does is play Oregon at him. Yes. I love that. I thought about us talking about jerking off into the phone in When a Stranger Calls and instead

just like playing music to them. It's the only way I could come. That prank phone call guy, Longmont Potion Castle. Oh, what's that? It's a guy who does prank phone calls and posts them on the internet, but they're not mean pranks. They're like... They're not the jerky boys.

They're not the jerky boys. like sometimes he'll just like put an auto tune on his voice that it make it echo and he'll be like that's on your end and then and and and and sometimes they become musical the prank calls and that's what I thought about for Dr. Fives. Oh, yeah. I see. I see he could do that. Yeah, except he just pounds on an organ.

So he's basically like, hey, you got to come get your son. Yeah, I have your son and they're like, whoa. So Vesalius knocks out trout so he can go meet Fives on his own. Right, because Trout says he can't go. And so he hits him with a little mini-ville, mini-Louisville slugger bat. Like Minniville. Minnieville. Minnieville slugger.

Minnivil slugger bat. Oh, my God. You can't kill me. I'm already dead. But he isn't. He is too. Look at him. He's a scully man.

Yeah, I think that's just how he looks. I am really confused. Is he supernatural? Yes. Vengeance has brought him back from the dead. I think. But now, yeah. Well, because they said he wasn't dead.

The ashes were that of his chauffeur. Right. So he lived? Dead. He's dead, dead man walking. Just like Sean Penn. Okay. I don't know.

I don't know. He's a doctor. He's abominable. Okay, fine. He must be part snowman. He's abominable. So. Also, what a great word is abominable.

Oh, my God. Flows off the tongue like a poem. But it doesn't seem like it shouldn't mean anything. Abominable. It sounds like Primus, really. Amarababababababababab. Wow, that was really good. It used to me like Delawarean.

Another word that I think is very, it sounds like a poem. I love what you love Delaware. Delawareian. It's just a pretty word. Antiquarian, Delawarean. Antiquarian. I don't like that as much. No?

How do you feel about the word sesquipidilian? I wish you would never say it to me again. Okay. What does me? It means someone who loves big words. Dork. Where is Veselyas' son? Oh, he's at the Fibes House.

And what's he doing there? Giving inspiration for the Saw films? Yes. Yeah, this movie ran so Saul could crawl. I also felt that this movie felt very much like a season of Shetland, like this movie ran. Oh, sure. So this movie crawled so that Shetland could run, you know? Also, if you ever wanted to call us out, Shetland's pretty boring.

but it's really fun to watch. How dare you. I will watch Jimmy Perez do anything. RAP to a real one. I also enjoy Agatha Raisin is in that role. I didn't like the last season. I liked it.

Yeah, I know. I know. This is one of the few things we differ on. I differ on quite a few things. Oh, that's true. You know, like metal. I feel like they've done Tash dirty somehow. They have done Tosh dirty.

They should have promoted her and brought in a new assistant for her. It would be great. But then again, that actor is at the absolute apex of her talent. So, like, you can't have your own show. We're bringing in the raisin on this one.

Tosh face. In this visual medium that we're doing right now, you guys could see that he's making Tosh. Just Google Tash face. Yeah, I'm sure that you won't get anything that makes no sense whatsoever. What the fuck are they talking about Peter Tosh for? What's happening right now?

Wasn't that also that comedian who encouraged men to walk up behind women and touch their stomach? Oh. Yeah. From like the 2000s. Oh, like Tosh 2.0. Yes, that guy, that guy. Ew, why?

I know. Because it was terrible. He was terrible. I'm sure he's still terrible. Aye, aye. So the sun is trapped in some harness thing around his neck that's reproducing the surgery that the wife was going to have done. Right. He's covered in a very bright purple sheet.

Yes. And it appears to be wearing a headdress of some kind under the sheet. You're right? You know Volvania, it's just going to go full bore. And she's like, well, I'm going to dress this thing to the night. I mean, she's been wearing a number of different headdresses throughout this film. So I assume that she just was like, you can borrow the pink one. And there's going to be this blood red acid that's going to fall on him.

But it has to go through a full Pyrex gumball machine to get down to him. It's a Rube Goldberg of acid. Yeah. But it's because it has to take six minutes because that's how long his wife lasted on the operating. table. So there's a key inside of the kid's chest. Who did that surgery? Oh, Volnavia. And then did she stitch him up? Uh-huh. And then does he just cut open those same stitches? Doesn't seem like it. Seems like it goes in a different route. That's what I was thinking. Seems like there's already an access point. She went in through the belly button. She's very

crafty. Oh, laparoscopically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She went in the big vein in your thigh and then worked her way up. Oh, your femoral artery. Do you ever sometimes feel your femoral artery and then get scared. Nah, I got chunky thighs. I have, oh, sir. Sometimes I feel my femoral artery and I get scared.

I'm like, I'm right, I could be dead in seconds. I often sleep with my hand under my head. And I'll wake up and I can see my pulse and my wrist and I'm just like, huh. It's right there. Shouldn't be that close to the surface.

Go back down. Get down there. I assume because I'm cutting off circulation of my arm is why it's like, God damn it. Come on. God, I want to save this hand. So the key is near the boy's heart. Yes.

And it has to be removed. And then that will unlock the, because the gurney that he's on is chained under the acid. Exactly. So he has to unlock that to push him away from the acid. Correct. And Carrie Elis has to saws on foot off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, because he cheated on his wife or whatever.

Whatever the fuck. Because he wasn't nice to a stray dog he saw on the street. street. I don't fucking know. So, fuck. God, we gotta get back to that series. There's so many we haven't done, like 30 of them. When I was doing the Daniel Kralstalk, and he was like, I'm never going to watch Conjuring Five, and I was just like, oh, I'm, like, I'm cringed for us.

I'm going to do that if I haven't already. I'm pretty sure we did. Like, sir, you insult us. I did like that I was like, well, don't ever do a horror movie podcast then. Vicki slapped me when you said that. She was like, he's talking about us. So Fives to Volnavia is like, dog, go wreck everything. And I was like, oh, well, they're going to have an elaborate scheme.

It's going to burn everything down. No, you'd think there would be a switch. Like, there was some movie we did where they just had to flip a switch and it like, sure, ruined everything, all the evidence. Yeah. Yeah. But she like pulls down screens that are painted with people on them and then starts hitting them badly with an axe. She kicks over the bass drum. She doesn't, like, destroy it. She just kicks

it off the stage. And this is all just for the comedy beat of the cops sticking their heads through the screen. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it is. So stupid. So he gets the key out. He unlocks the child's gurney and pushes him out from under the acid. Oh, I didn't realize the kid's name was Gurney. Gernie. No, it's actually according to this lemm. Gernie's better. That's my favorite 80s rock man gurney Don't stop believe in Pumas We have to figure out a new schedule for recording We can't keep getting so silly on weekend mornings

Or counterpoint We can We can We can So Fives has ripped off his face And shown that he's Wait I want to say first

Yeah The cops surprise Volnavia And she just backs into the drip of acid. Yeah, and dies. And dies with one little drippy on her head? Yeah. Or does she just wait there to die? She screams, which makes me believe that she could save herself.

To quote Nickelback, she's just a woman! What? She's just a woman. She's going to die instantly. Some people die with Brussels sprout juice on their head. Some women die with a single drop of acid. But what if there are no women? What if we've never been?

And what have I just left? That was how I left the show. There's a couple people that have been like, wait, are there no women? Fuck! God, that's a nice Sunday morning. Afternoon. I just want to bike around listening to fuck jazz.

Yeah, why not? So we see the scully face of Fibes. And then he immediately just puts his face back on because he's like, I'm fucking Vincent Price. Let's do this. Yeah, I mean, he is a skeletor. He's a skeleton. He's 100% of a skeletor.

He's no, uh, oh, fuck. He's no Robert Loja. Yes, thank you. Or Jared Letto, apparently. Ugh. I saw that, I saw some information about the new Masters of the Universe when I went to see backrooms. Yeah.

Um, I'm definitely going to go see it. Every time you say backrooms, I'm like, she's mispronouncing bathroom. I don't know why she's doing that. You see that new horror movie? Bathrooms. Would. Yeah. So he reapplies his face, though, because of what he's going to do next, which is when the darkness comes.

This is the darkness portion of the plagues. Get your hands off of my woman, motherfucker. He's got his wife's embalmed body on a, like, on a bed, propped up. On a bed with a mirror. So they can watch each other fuck for eternity. They can fucking what? He gets into bed next to her. He puts a.

a needle in his arm, I guess. Two of them, really. One for blood, one for goo. One in one out. One in one out. Yeah. It's blood and embalming fluid. He's embalming himself.

He's embalming himself. Yeah. I feel this would be excruciating. According to every other horror movie I've seen where this happened, it's one of the most painful things. Fantasm. He's chill. Yeah.

Fantasm. They embalm. Yeah. Yeah. So the floor closes, uh, concealing them as a, the cops arrive to try and find him and then the end. And will the police show up and they're like, he's gone? Right.

And they're like, wait, darkness. And then the movie ends. Dr. Fives. I'm never going to watch this movie again, ever. Cut to the ratings face. Katie, watching this movie again. Absolutely not. We'll be right back.

We're going to go watch the abominable Dr. Fives again. Go ahead. Give me a rating on this one. It was poop. Poop Didly. I'm reading it a poop dizzling. I'm reading it a poop didly. Just a poop that could play guitar real good?

Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Poop didle. Just fucking strumming away. Noodling on a guitar, but you're a turd. Sorry, discord. This one was butt. It's a criminal underuse of Vincent Price.

You're not letting him do any of the things he's good at. Yeah, you're not letting him do that. Nah, fuck you. It's very, um, it's surprising to me that this movie has the legacy that it has, which is why I think that the sequel must be like, while and out. You think so?

Yeah. We'll find out. Eventually. We'll find out when we run out of other movies. We're going to do the thing and then Dr. Fides rides again or whatever it's called. Yeah, I really wanted to like this. It's rare that I don't like a Vincent Price vehicle. Exactly.

I'm going to give this a. three didly. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Katie. I have a quick email.

Oh, great. And then I'll let you go about your business. Go about your business. This is from Adam. Hi, Adam. Adam says, I've never emailed a podcast before. Oh, you never thought it would happen to you, Adam. I like starting all your emails as though they were being sent to Penthouse.

Go on. Somehow it's just a penthouse boreum. That's what I should have rated this movie. A penthouse boreum. There would have needed to be more tities than just a trawling on a floor. You're right about that. If there were more titties, I wouldn't have been so bored. It's a catch-22.

I'm sorry, Adam, go on. I like that you interrupted him. I hope that the subject line was enough to make you read this email. Okay. We always read our emails, or Alan does anyway. As a horror movie podcast, I'd like to think you'd be primed to suspect some evil inside. Oh. However, I want to pass on my great appreciation to Mr. Ambulance and Mrs. Werewolf.

You apparently married a Werewolf. I said I wasn't going to get remarried. I could wax on about how much you speak to my experience growing up and my friend group, but I think you understand your audience. Oh. I just wanted to pass on two possibly cursed things. I don't want your curses, but go on. During the Nightmare City episode,

you made a passing reference to St. Elsewhere being played out in the mind of a child. Yes. Are you aware of the Tommy Westfall theory? No. If not, buckle up. I'm looking at you, Alan. I'm getting so much good fuck jazz today.

You may be headed down quite the rabbit hole. Okay. I'm going to read this part fast. By stating that the show St. Elsewhere took place. in a child's mind, they also suggest some 400 to 600 other shows also exist in young Tommy's mind. What? When you map crossovers and character pop-ups and connection to shows, you can connect Alf, Beverly Hills, 90210, even wings to the universe of shows that technically take place in the same dream world.

It's a messy web and it will take up way too much precious time to explore. But I imagine AA, I guess that's Alan Ambulance, will be. be able to ignore its siren song if he doesn't won't be able to uh to ignore hit siren song if he doesn't already know the theory i apologize incredible yeah my mind my bones my precious wings i know brian brian second i'd like to make a movie suggestion yeah i know this is a horror movie podcast it oh actually we call it a horror movie comedy podcast but i feel like you're underselling us a bit and that honestly that stings but would you consider an accidental horror movie If so, please review the 2006 documentary Jesus Camp.

It's not a horror movie per se. It's horrific. But it'll scare the snot out of you. As a parent, I feel like I can't. Those poor babies. It will annoy 100, it would 110% annoy and bum the heck out of you. I don't need that right now, dog. No, buddy, my life is hard right now.

I'm struggling. So he finishes out the email with, You deserve an ego-stroking email for all the good you do with this fun podcast, but I'm a 44-year-old man with a family, kids, taxes, all that crap. I wouldn't be writing this factoid and movie request if I didn't love what you do. Don't make it weird by asking me to say it in words. Make it stink on your own. Thank you so much, Adam. Hugs and high-fives. You're big fan, Adam. You're a sweet baby angel. And we're lucky to have an audience made up of people like you. Genuinely. You all are so great.

It's really nice. Except for the ones of you that aren't. You can just... Can fuck yourself. You can tug it still things. I hope it doesn't. I hope it never stinks. You just have to keep tugging. And tugging and tugging and tugging. Katie.

Alan. I really enjoyed myself today. I did too. I enjoyed yourself as well. I also enjoyed yourself. I don't like saying that out loud. It's gross. It's weird.

I made it weird. You made it weird. I always make it weird. You always do this. I don't know why anyone hangs out with me. Ah, because you're fantastic. Oh, thank you. You're definitely not abominable.

Dude to do, dude. We should do this again. You want to do another movie next week? I would love to do another movie of your choosing. Of my choosing. I have chosen a newer movie. Yeah, let's get out of the fucking 70s. Let's get out of the 70s.

I'm sad. This is just, I feel bleak. Let's do a movie by a director we've enjoyed, Osgood Perkins. We're going to do Keeper. Keeper. Let's see if it's fun. Yeah, it's got Tatiana. Maslani in it.

You love Tatiana Muslani. Yeah, she's a fantastic actor. It's got, um, a Sutherland boy. Sutherland boy. Not the Sutherland boy, but a different Sutherland boy. Is it going to be like a Frank Stallone situation? I can only hope so. Take me back.

Do do do do do. Take me back. I love it. That's Frank Stallone. Oh, my God. So come back. Vacation. Come back for keeper.

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Because there's, I mean, you compare it a horror community to a line of duty fan community. I mean, if we are the middle of that Venn diagram, there have to be others with us. Also, do you think line of duty takes place inside a child's mind? Yes. Okay. And that child is Steve Arnaud. Thanks for listening to another episode of Werewolf Ambulance. Nice one, mate.

It had to go right there. It had to. Sorry to step on your line. You say it. No, you say it better than me. Bye. Bye. No, say it better.

No, say it. Pemus. Bye.