Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 561- Keeper (2025)

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

In this week's episode we are discussing a newer film-- the 2025 supernatural folk horror movie "Keeper." Special topics for your consideration include: witchy shit, the proper ways to eat cake, pulling a "She's All That," the Sutherland family, and for some reason...Barstool Sports. Osgood Perkins is all right. You can hear us talk about his movies in Episode 161- I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House, Episode 513- Longlegs, and Episode 534- The Monkey. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down

Hey, Katie. Hey, Alan. Welcome to my cabin in the woods. Oh, no. Oh, no. Are you a Nepo baby? I want to see a 23 and me, a DNA test. I want Donald to be like, yeah, I did that.

Because that kid does not look like anything like a Sutherland. He's such a Bunko Sutherland. He is not a good actor. Yeah. He talks like he's chewing the inside of his tongue. I can't understand. saying a fucking word this man is saying his mouth is full of marbles well he's 200 years old well yeah all right i guess that's fair and he's a pretty bad actor yeah yeah especially

going up against a fucking titan tatyana mazlani yeah i mean i was like i think she might be the larry the larry the lady gary oldman oh because like she can like transform into a role she sure can yeah they're really doing a she's all that with her and this where it's like Isn't she kind of ugly, though? But she's really smart and interesting. And he's like, fuck you? You know how they do that? You know how they do that?

She had armpit hair, so you know she manned. You know she gross. Come on, guys. Get over it. Throwing out there. Fucking love a lady with armpit hair. Let your shit grow. I don't give a fuck.

Oh, boy. Also, his name is Rossif. Rossif. It's like your parents couldn't decide on a name. We're going to name you bailiff or Ross. Bayliff. Name them for the job You want them to have

Sure, sure That's why my first My first Christian name is deadbeat There's also an actor in there Who plays cousin Darren named Burkett Turton That can't possibly be a birth name That can't be a chosen name

No, it's neither My first note is Husgood Perkins I like his movies generally Yeah, we love it the monkey, if I recall. Yeah, yeah, that was really fun. And you liked the pretty thing that lives in the house.

I didn't like it that much, but I hadn't gotten on antidepressants yet. Yes. So, you know, those always have an asterisk. He likes a slow burn as demonstrated in this movie. Did he do long legs also? He did long legs as well. And I really liked long legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he did a movie called Gretel and Hansel that I really wanted to. Oh, I've not seen that. Yeah. Well, this one isn't as good. Or? Or? Counterpoint. Yeah.

It's pretty all right. You liked it. I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it either, but when it comes to folk horror, yeah. There's so many fun things to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like this did very few of them.

And he was barring a lot from Japanese folk horror, which was interesting. Okay, we'll get to it. Also, there are just some songs that you can't put in your movie. And starting off with a song that, like, is notoriously a dirty dancing song. baby Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah.

When we're meeting all the ladies. Where it's like ladies and then they hate you. Yeah. And then they're bloody. And then they're bloody. Yeah. Maybe stop being mean to women. I don't know.

Just a thought. I don't know. But it's nice. It sets up that all this is leading to something. Sure. This is not going to go well for Tatana Maslani. No, you don't feel that she'll be comfortable in this vacation in the woods. No.

doesn't seem comfortable with her partner. Yeah, that's the kind of a problem with this, actually, I think, is that their relationship is in no way aspirational to begin with. Sure. They feel sick of each other. Yeah. And she feels checked out. Like of everything. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. That doesn't make me want to be like, wow, I can't believe he turned on her. Like, yeah, of course he did. He's trying to talk to her while he's making her dinner and she just keeps going, mm-hmm, and not looking up. Like, she's a shitty husband. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. get into it.

Get into it. I see light mango, baby. Salute. Mia Familia. Mia fucking Familia. There's just no finer. No. No.

Nothing could be finer than the taste of an icy light mango in the morning. In my defense, it's 722 on the Thursday, PM. It's morning somewhere. It's morning in Australia. It's morning in America. Okay. So they're talking about being punk. He looks so much more cop than punk.

Sure. Sure. When we find out that this man's a doctor, I go, word. What? Word. You're a marking Mark scientist's fiber met one. Yeah, I wouldn't. If like, you know, I had broken my clavicle and that guy walked in the room, I'd be like, is there anyone else?

Is there a nurse? So she's talking on, this is Tatiana Maslani. She's talking on the phone to her friend Maggie. Yeah. Who says, a city. subway rat like you at a cabin in the woods. It felt very insincere. It doesn't come across like Maggie likes her very much.

No, and then why tell her to call you? Tell her not to call you. Yeah. Hey, don't call me. Don't call me again. So he hangs her art up in the house. This is after they say they've been together for this is their one year anniversary. Okay.

And he got her a card again, which is beige. Oh, he, okay, okay. I was taking notes on something else and didn't realize. who gave her the cardigan. He did. I don't know why. She doesn't give me neither

Mr. Rogers nor Kirk Cobain vibe. So I don't know why I would give her a beige cardigan. No, and her friend says as much. Yeah. Because her friend is like, why are you dating this dude? Maybe he's a slang and hog. I don't know.

She never gets to his Pemus this whole weekend. If I've given you nothing. Pemus. I've given you Pemis. I promise when you die, I'll get the word Pemis tattooed on me. Right across your forehead. No, like behind my ear.

Somewhere really classy. That's for your kid's name. One side says Lucy, the other side says Pemis. Pemis didn't make it. It's kind of a deputies. I lost Pemis. Glass is back on. They say they're going to a cabin.

This is not a cabin. man's. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh yeah, it's this cabin that my friend, who's the guy who did Falling Water? Frank Lloyd Wright. All I can think of was Andrew Lloyd-Weber,

which is the only thing I could ever think of when I try to think of Frank Lloyd Wright's name. Okay, all right. Just shit on Western Pennsylvania. That's fine. Did he also hate Western Pennsylvania? No, I think he was pretty happy. Okay, okay, all right.

He was a white dude. He was a straight white dude. He was a straight white dude. Had a great time. street white dudes tend to do. When they get there, there's a cake in a box. She says somebody left you a cake, and he said,

yeah, the caretaker, it's a tradition. But the box is stained. And there's like a heart drawn in poopies on the outside of it. Yeah, made with poopies. So now he hangs her art. Right. And she's kind of like, why is she like that?

Well, we learned that he paid for her for her art. Yeah, he bought it for her painting. And she's like, I would have just given it to you. It's weird that you gave me money for my art. I disagree. Make money on your art. That's why we have a Patreon. Patreon.com backslash Whirlfambulance because this is our art.

But I'm not touching any of the, or we're not touching any of these people's Pemises. I don't know what you do. I don't know who's a Patreon. We learn that cousin Darren lives nearby. and that will never come back up. Next door, he's not the family's greatest contribution. And I thought, Rossif, neither are you. And that's saying something, because Kiefer seems like a real pain in the ass.

Yeah. Oh, your dad, though. Sweet baby, Angel, I'm sure. Yeah. Watching him getting railed on the movie. Oh, yeah, shoving his bony ass right into Julie Christie. His whole ass inside of her. It's so small.

God, what a fantastic movie. Is that don't look now? Yeah. Oh, God, I love it. that movie. Remember, it just turned out to be a lady in a red. Whoa! Spoilers!

Can you do spoiler for a movie that's fucking 70 years old? 1964. Yeah, my birthday. We're already hearing scuttling noises. Ripett, it's a cabin in the woods. Sure, you're expecting scuttons. We don't say scuttlebutt enough. We should bring scuttle butt back.

Is scuttle butt like gossip? Yeah. Okay, great. It could be scuttle butts. You want to hang on the backyard and talk some scuttleback? I would love to. She just doesn't seem fun. She doesn't seem happy to be here.

She doesn't seem happy to be with him. He's like, I'll make dinner. And so she just goes and takes a bath. Yeah. And gets annoyed that he's humming. I mean, humming is really annoying. Are you a hummer? You've got to join my only fans to find out.

Okay. Okay. No. No, no. Monetize your art. No, not a Hummer, not a Whistler. No. No.

No. Air guitar guy. Sure. So, yeah, I did like the scene where she gets in the tub and the tub's drain or the tub is filling and it keeps juxtaposing with a river outside. Yes. And then we get this like translucent river running over her as she's in the tub. Yeah, it was all right.

Yeah, it added like, oh, a little freaky-diki nature. You think it was freaky-diki? A little freaky-d-d-d-y-arty-arty-fartsy. Yeah, freaky-d-dicky, artsy-fartsy. Yeah. Yeah, freaky-diki-diki-R-C-Farcy. It's a fine line. I guess so. Between clever and stupid.

There's a fun one. Also, I got mad at her for being able to fit in a bathtub. Fucking tiny-ass lady fitting in a bathtub. Yeah, I've never had a bathtub big enough to fit my tits and my knees at the same time. Same girl. The bathtub in my new home is very small. Really? Yes, it's sad.

I've taken like two baths in the baths. I've lived here for fucking years over a decade. I've taken two baths here. It's just like, and I love a bath when I don't feel well. Yeah. Oh my God. But like, yeah, when I take a bath, I have to put my butt up against the like faucet area. And my legs are just straight up in the air.

And I'm like, my shoulders started to be fucking fit. I think you're doing this wrong. And you fill it with rocks and mud, right? Sand. Don't forget the sand. You got to keep it level. There's a lot of images of running water in this movie. I'm not sure what for.

It's fine. I think it means something to Osgood. I also have a note that says no free feet Because we get long lingering shots of her feet I'm like no free feet Yeah her toes like disappear under the water Very sassy very sassy Very sassy

And she had previously like breathed on the Glass to the sliding door And then drawn a heart in the condensation And then a heart appears on the glass behind her And then disappears Who did that? Nem ghosts Nem ghost lady witches

Are they ghosts? Can they move about unseen? Yeah. Okay. Tots. All right. Someone rings the doorbell and there's aggressive knocking. And fucking dipshit, Malcolm's like, oh, man, I bet it's my cousin.

It's Darren. Like, sitting there long enough that she starts to get up to answer the door. And I was like, dog, this is not for her to do. No, it's not her job. Come on, lesser Sutherland. Get in there. Get on your feet. Get up and take some action.

God, that's a hot jam. Gloria Stefan. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Miami's Sound machine. Oh, yeah. On your feet. who's at the door it's Darren and his date minka minka she doesn't speak any english

she's model she's yeah i love i you know how much i love pretending to not speak english as like both an activity and just a concept me disbiace unfortunately that's as far as i can go into italian you well that's all you need right now so uh Darren is like, I got to go talk to you in private Malcolm, so let's go talk in private. He's being real rude about her.

He's like, she's from one of the Aeneas, not Transylvania, but one of the Aneas, yeah. And he also says that, what's or not Tatiana Maslani is a keeper. Right. Don't wait too long and let this one get away. Yeah. Yeah. So when the two ladies are alone, what does Minka say to her? She looks all fucked up, first of all.

She's all drugged up. Yeah, because Darren has said she loves Molly. Yeah. She says, tastes like shit. Cake tastes like sheet. Yeah, don't eat the cake. Yeah. It also looks like shit when we see the cake.

It is made of shit. Yeah, yeah, it's poopies. It's poop in there. There's poop in there. Yeah, yeah. And then Darren and make a leave. And they start making out real hot and heavy. She's DTF.

He's like, I'm going to get that Pemus. And he's like, hold on, wait, you got to eat the cake first. And she's like, I was going to S your D and now I have to eat cake first. Yeah. First of all, never let a man make you eat anything. No matter what he says. You don't have to eat it. No, you don't.

No, you don't. And also, who eats cake with a spoon? Grow up. It's child's play. I mean, I'll eat cake with any utensil you hand me. Spatula? I'm in. Yeah, fair enough, I guess.

Shovel? Let's do this. she takes a bite She says Tastes like sheet She does And then eats another bite Yeah and then eats another bite

But the water, see Now it cuts to the water Yeah, it's raining now See? Why though? Yeah Yeah She sleeps in dreams of water

Oh right, right She dreams about having like blood On her face and a gun to her head Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah The gun cocking wakes her up And she gets out of bed And she gets out of bed and walks around

With her cell phone flesh light on That's a lot of clothes to sleep in. Sure. I'd be in perimenopause hell. Do you think she was like, look, I'm giving you free feet. You're not getting anything else. You're not getting, yeah. I'm wearing a sweatshirt and flannel pants.

Oh, man, I can't wait to her later sweatshirt. It's so good. The Delaware one? Oh, it's so good. The cake is still on the table with one slice taken out. So that means he didn't need any cake. He did not eat any cake because it tastes like shit. I would refuse to eat that cake until he ate the cake.

Someone's being pushy with you to eat something you make them eat it first. It's true. You go full Russian czar vibes. I trust no one. Okay, truth is out there. Just assume everyone is trying to assassinate you. Yeah. Especially if someone has already told you it tastes like shit and don't eat it.

Here's the thing. As a fat guy, I was like, that's just more cake for me. You're like, probably doesn't. Is it sugar and chick? Because I could maybe make that work. we'll find a way. We'll find a way. So she's touching the cake.

She's grabbing and squishing the cake. And when she bends down, there's someone standing behind her. Is there? Who then has a very long neck. And this is what reminded me of Japanese folklore because they're like, oh, fuck, I can't remember the name of the Japanese

particular, like folklore, but there's a creature that, like, its neck is like a serpent and its head will, like, swivel around the room. Interesting. Someone is yelling. laying at their phone right now. Yeah.

Like. Someone is a ghost in this moment. Yeah, exactly. But I like this. And I was like, okay, all right. They're in like Seattle, I assume, because it's raining so fucking much. Raining in there's woods. Yeah.

And why wouldn't Japanese folklore make it across the specific ocean? It's. Riding on a Pima's boat. Come on. Can't ride the Pemis High forever. I will now mispronounce everything. It's just if it gets the same reaction. Throw up that spaghetti.

at the wall. I feel like it's my responsibility to do so. Don't. She's eating the cake off her hands because she's high, I guess. And there are like severed body

like fingers or something like? Yeah, fingers are ears or something. Yeah. Yeah. And she's like sort of having a sexual moaning about the cake. Yeah.

You all had good cake before, right? Like good cake. Not that good. Like a carrot cake. But it's, that would be the one. Yeah.

Cream cheese icing. Of course it's the one. Carat cake. I love how they always draw a carrot on top, just so you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take it walnuts or no walnuts. Whatever you're going to throw it at me.

I'll take nuts, no nuts. Yeah, yeah. That's no nuts is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is sort of like being interspaced with bloody women screaming, the women from the cold open. Sure, yeah. This is just, I just have my all-encompassing note of psychedelic freak-out stuff.

Sure, yeah, totally. And then we see Minka trying to get an Uber. She says, I hate to be outside. side, which I thought was pretty funny. Fuck, I wish for Uber. Her outfit is fantastic. She's got like a faux fur coat and a little dress.

Yeah, and then like thigh high boots. Yeah, she looks great. But she does not look like she belongs in the woods. No, no. She then hears a screech noise and her, uh, fighter flight instinct is to lean against a tree and sit down. It says something like ass in holes, which I thought, no way. She'd know that word.

She'd know assholes. She's no assholes. Tastes like shit. She knows what she's doing. But when she sits down, she then sees a woman dancing with two fires burning. Yes, she does. And then she looks all the way up a tree. Yeah.

And then something's eating her. Yeah. Witches. Ghosts. De Forest. I feel like you get one or the other. You can't be a witch and a ghost. Can't you, though?

I don't, I feel like it's greedy. Well, I mean, that sounds good Perkins. I guess so. Nepo babies. Everyone's always looking at the goddamn ceiling in this house. Was it making sounds? Yeah, they're scuttling. There's always scuttling.

I didn't hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's now drawing psychotically, is the note that I have. Yeah, while lying, like, sort of sitting on the floor with her face on the coffee table, like, on the note on the sketchpad while she's drawing. Yeah. Yeah, like she doesn't have bones. She looks very absent as well. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And she, she sees somebody, oh, she sees one of the women from earlier from, like, the opening montage in her mind's eye while she's drawing this stuff. She has a vision.

Yes, the woman in the bathtub. Yeah. Yeah. He breathes very heavily when he walks. I feel that could have been edited out. Or is it on purpose? Because he's old. He's old. Oh.

I'm sorry. I was good. I also have a note that says, this man cooks while she fucks off. Maybe it's worth being sacrificed to the old gods or whatever is happening here. So I don't think I was in my right mind. I'm the one who cooks in this house.

Well, Missy fucks off? Yeah, she was playing spirit fair while I was making her kale and tofu tonight. Aw. This is where I have a note that says this house is mad fancy. Yeah. It was very nice. Yeah.

Very nice. One of those nice Andrew Lloyd Weber house is kids love. The entire cakebox is in the trash. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he says to her, are you feeling okay? And she says, mm-hmm, which is what you might expect a very high person to say, but it's also the only thing she ever says to him.

So, I don't know. Mabelie, maybe if he had given her a little bit of that good Pemus, she'd be a little nicer to him. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe at his age he can't get a good Pemus. Oh, it's true. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, more P than Miss. Or more myths than P? You tell me. We'll work on it. So he gets a phone call that he's got a patient in a medically induced coma that that's not coming out of it. So he's got to go take care of this.

Mrs. Portnoy. Mrs. Portnoy. She says nothing while he says this. Do you think the name Portnoy is a nod to the drummer from the band Dream Theater? I really thought you were to say Dave Portnoy, the shithead owner of Barstool Sports. God. No, and also no. I'm going to take my portnoy over your portnoy.

I'm sure yours is way better. I'm so sad that the pizza shop next to my work has a like sign thing from that dude framed and on the wall. Because he's like, deigned himself to be the arbiter of what is and what isn't good pizza in America. Who's he to say? Yeah, fuck that guy. Who's this motherfucker to say? Fucking Trump supporters who he is. Yeah. UFC guy.

I bet. Well, enjoy the Hillbilly White House when we're all going to watch the UFC fight there. I saw a meme that said the White House looked like six flags that had been shut down by a hurricane. Like the half-built stage and the crumbled east wing. I saw one that said it looks like meth heads have moved into the White House because there was like a before and after where these just like paved half the lawn. Shit all over it. Just like car on blocks. And I get drug addiction

Not a fan But no not we're not pro Fuck fuck Donald Trump Oh yeah Is that the first time I've said that I think so I want to be careful that we don't get too political When we see what she's drawing

It's the scared and upset women from the cold open Yeah Yeah how she know about them Alan Shit cake It's a shit cake It's their shit cake It's their cake I have a real problem with the cake

But put a pin in that Okay, okay. So they go for a hike as you do when you don't like each other. When you do and also when you're real high, you agree to it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I did not expect this.

I knew nothing going in this. Didn't watch a trailer, didn't read anything about it. You'll find it hard to believe I did no research. Hey, being fun is better than knowing things. So I was surprised that this is a folk horror movie. I was like, this is exciting to me. I love folk horror. Yeah.

I'm very stoked. I'm currently reading a book called Bog People, which is a working class folk horror book. Okay. That has a lot of women writers in it, which I was very excited about. Nice. I bought it at the 50 watts bookstore in Philadelphia. If you're in Chestnut Hill, check out the 50 Watts Bookstore.

You getting paid for this? Sponsor of this half of Werewolf Ambulance. Oh, man. It's just a cool bookstore. He doesn't love a cool bookstore. Can I also hype White Whale in Bloomfield? Yeah. Great bookstore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Liz is high as a kite. Yeah. At the water. He's watching her, but there's a second person there. Yeah, having a second person experience. She finds a locket. She opens it.

Yeah. But we don't ever see what's in it, do we? We do at the end. At the end? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I go back to the house. Oh, he gets a, is this when he gets a message that the coma lady is waking up so he has to go back?

Right. Or she's not waking up. He has to go help wake her up. Oh, she isn't, that's right. It doesn't matter. And she, this is where we see her wearing. disaffected look on her face and a Delaware sweatshirt. Over a turtleneck.

Yeah, it's a bold move. It is a bold move. And I guess she's doing it. She's pulling it off. Pulling it off. To which I, that Delaware sweatshirt I wrote, how could you have ever dated this dipshit to begin with? Like, what did she see in Malcolm?

I don't know. He's not cool. He's wealthy? He's wealthy. But she doesn't like seem like someone who's in it for the money. No, she's a barista who makes art. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. She's got a lot of little tattoos, too. You like that? If you're going to have a braceda. I mean, I feel like it's like derr-rigur. Deerri-r-r-a-gir. Dere-rigur. Several little tattoos.

Just a quick note to everybody out there. Crying while you're saying you're fine does not denote that you're doing fine. I beg to differ. That's how you know I'm fine. It's because all the tears are out of my head already. He's like, hey, I'm going to go. Are you going to be right here? She's, oh, fine.

And there's tears coming down the sides of her fucking head. If he's going back to the city, I'm going to be like, why don't you just take me with you? I'll go back to my place. We'll try this another time. Yeah. And then you're home. Yeah.

It's not going to take you, but you got to try. And at this point, I have a note that says I really like this dude's brand of spookery. Okay. I'm on board with Oz good right now. All right. I'm going to say Oz not so good right now. Oh, shit. That's okay.

That's okay. Not Perkins me up. Oh. So she puts on the cardigan. She puts it on backwards. No, she wakes up with it on backwards. Oh, she wakes up with it on backwards. Or is she just dreaming that it's on backwards.

I think she might be dreaming that it's on backwards. I think that might be true. Yeah. She makes a phone call to Maggie. And this is where Maggie is a good friend and tells her that she thinks she's just this guy's side piece. She's so mean about it. He had to go and work his wife's pussy. She's here at her one year anniversary with him.

Say it nicer than that. He had to go to work. He had to go work his wife's pussy. Maggie Worker's wife's pussy is a funny thing to say Absolutely but not If it's gonna hurt your friend's feelings

Big time Like hey I gotta go put in a shift The old puss minds I'll be back in a little while Gotta work it You know, spulanking Yeah She's looking out the window

With binoculars at this point Yeah And sees a trash bag With movement in it Yeah what's in it What's in it? Minka's head Minka's head

Yeah And then the trash Is just regular trash Yeah Dark shadows moving in, hey, more water. That's a note I have. Yeah, and then there's fucking dreaming of fish being dead on rocks. Yes, now she's wearing the cardigan but backwards and Minka is in the house.

I feel like having your clothes on backwards is like a folklore thing as well. Yeah, it's got to be. Yeah, it's like a thing. I feel like I wish we knew more right now. Minka is in the house? Who else is with Minka? Little or Minka. Maybe your Minka.

Tinka Minka Minka. Tinka Minka. You'll wake the children. The children think you are their mother Yeah And then she wakes up Yeah, it was all a dream She's got spilled wine all over everything

Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Apparently She is the most wine-loving human being That has ever existed I listen I love wine I know If I want if a man

If I'm afraid of a man And I really want to go home And he pulls out a bottle of wine I'm not going to be like Yeah, all right But what if he's like Cute about it I don't find

him cute about it yeah but what if he's cute do you hear the way i'm saying cute about it i can i can only see it because i can see your face where you look like you're smelling something terrible on your upper lip shit cake shit cake yeah so yeah she's got one all over the couch and on her pants yeah at first i thought she peed herself me too like we've all been there dog oh for sure um amongst us she goes to the basement leaves her phone in the basement right and then darren shows up be a good little westbridge boy and in the door. Yeah. Ugh.

I like when he's got his face against that like lenticular glass that. And so it's like distorting his face and then he's pressing his face against it. He's spooky like that. And she was like, yeah, I don't want to let you in. So why don't we not do that? And then she lets him in. He says, how about you let me into my own family's home? Yeah.

To which I thought, why don't you just have a key? Yeah. And also you can respond. Nah. Nah. He's asking a lot of questions. Yeah, he has scotch, though. Yep.

I drink that no one wants. I don't know that I've ever had scotch. Is scotch? What's like a brand of scotch? Oh, I don't know. I don't drink liquor. No, especially not the brown stuff. Yeah, no.

Yeah. I mean, yes, I understand that people like scotch. I don't want scotch myself. No one's pushing it on you right now. So Darren makes a phone call. Andy's walking around with a meat cleaver. And he wears a lot of. jewelry.

Sure. He's got a watch and a ring and a, you know, he's dripping with gold. Yeah. Kids these days wearing pinky rings again? Pinky rings are back, I think. I don't think he's a kid. No, I understand. He's not.

I just saw some pictures of kids and they were wearing pinky rings. No shit. I mean, Y2K is coming back. Sure. I read a post. Are we doing a full reset? It was Y2K coming back. We're just going to live, relive the last 26 years.

I hope that the planes actually fall from the sky this time. I hope the computers get super fucked up. Not the ones on 9-11. 11, everybody. No, not those. That was a year and a half plus later. Yeah. I saw a post on Reddit on like our beauty or something that was like, I'm going to

stop using tanning beds. How can I recreate that Y2K tanning bed look with like lotions? And I was like, Y2K tanning bed look is an aspirational thing now. Wow, wow, wow. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. We are really fucked.

I'm here for big pants. Okay. And baby teas. I think that's a fine look. Sure. I'm not here for tanning beds, guys. No. I'm trying to think of what I'd want from that era.

Sigs. What's that? Sigs. Cigarettes. Oh, no, I'd already quit smoking by then. I was just getting started, baby. I'm pretty sure I was straight-inch in the year 2000. And vegan.

into and crossfit, which is weird. It hadn't been invented yet, but you were a early adopter. I put the cross and crossfit because I made it with my church. I was going to say, you did your Jesus workouts. He helped you pick up that weight when you couldn't get one more rep. One more rep, Jesus. That's when he spotted me.

Footprints, bitch. Oh boy. just turn off a whole listenership of Crossfitters. I just like the idea. Every time we do this, I like the idea of someone just tuning and be like, I cannot predict what's about to happen. Are they going to make a tough Jesus footprints problem joke? So Malcolm, we see someone being drug up steps. It's Darren.

Is it Darren? It's Darren. Oh, okay. It's Darren. Darren gets eaten. That's why his watch is in the garbage disposal. Oh, I see, I see, I see. So the witches have turned on Darren.

Well, yeah, they eat him. Sure. And then someone turns the record on like a goddamn newsie in a James Wan vehicle. So, spois, boy, for the end of this movie. It turns out that she is the reincarnation of the OG witch that made all this shit go down. Either is the reincarnation or just. kind of looks a whole lot like her. I mean, when she opens that locket, it's a picture of her inside of that locket.

Well, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. But like old-timey her. So have the witches decided that she is mama, so therefore they got to eat the Westbridge boys? I don't know. Okay. I don't know.

Okay. Because I thought if they've eaten Minka and they've eaten Darren, why aren't they satisfied? Right. why were, if, if, if they had killed their mother, why were they satisfied with being fed women every couple decades, you know, like, yeah. I don't know. Also, just a hot tip. Yeah.

If your garbage disposal is turning itself on, do not stick your hand in the garbage disposal to try and fix it. Unplug the fucking garbage disposal. I have a know this is, yes, reach in. And then remember how you made me promise to stop reaching it in my garbage disposal. I've like 90% stopped. Why would you lie to me on my birthday? It's not your birthday and I'm telling the truth.

Two truths than a lie. I still put my hand in the garbage disposal. I only call penises, peomuses. Fuck. I see that mango is the best beer. So she searches it. She finds a watch. at the same time she's doing that we get creepy wall fingers and I was like oh is that a little

hat tip to uh hell house LLC a lot of wall fingers in that I hope so and then she sees a person with their head wrapped in a bandage but then when she looks back or a bag excuse me it's a bag plastic bag yeah and then when she looks back it's actually just the like hanging lamp yeah I liked that a lot actually and what's there what is it new cake new cake with a heart tron and shit on it oh call Maggie to come get you for real even if she is a bitch. Yeah, but there's something wrong. Maggie can't hear her or something.

Well, Maggie's saying stuff that isn't making sense either. Yeah, yeah. And there's a ghost behind her with that long neck Japanese style. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So Liz says, are you going to come get me? And Maggie says, no, you're the mother.

Mm. That's what Maggie said. Maggie's like that. You know. Well, clearly Maggie's a wild card. Clearly she says what she's thinking. Listen, sometimes you've got to work the wife's pussy. Sometimes you just have to leave in the middle of the day to work that wife pussy.

Dude, wife pussy's new album is insane. Oh, shit. The last week I wanted to start a band called Pemis. We can't have so many bands. My wife Pussy is putting out an album called Pemis. I like that a lot better. I like that a whole lot better. Okay, fine.

I was going to say we're touring with mannequin pussy, but I feel like that's two on the nose. That's a package tour. There's too much pussy on one tour. Natural Funder Pussy is going to be there as well or whatever that band was called. too good for us. Pussy Riot's going to show up. I feel like they're bringing politics into it. I'm just not into that. No, no, no. We're just about hating men like mannequin pussy. Oh, God, fucking cried watching the mannequin pussy tiny desk concert.

That's what you said. I've been saving it, but I... It's so good. So good. She does such an amazing political, like the best political speech I've ever seen in a tiny desk concert. Who the fuck are we going to tour with? Rage against the machine. I like them. I don't like they've gotten political recently. Raged against the Machine. Yes.

Yeah. Very good. So a car pulls up. It's Malcolm. Here. What fucking time of day is it? How long has he been gone? Because he said he'd be back at six or seven.

I think it's the next day. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Because I thought later she said you're home earlier than I expected, but I didn't know if her sense of time was getting warped or. I really like that she jump scares him because he expected her to be dead. Yeah.

I thought that was a great touch. It was really good. Yeah. Yeah, he screams and she says, I called you a bunch of times. Yeah. And she tells him about the old woman with a bag on her head,

and he's like, what are you talking about? She tells him to search the house, which he does very facetiously. Yeah. He's like, who's the? Yeah. And you can understand him about that well because his mouth is full of gumballs

that he has yet to chomp down on. Just, he's a repository for ever. everlasting gobstoppers. Seriously, something's wrong with his Marble Malcolm motherfucking. Yeah. Yeah. Then he yells boo at her.

Yeah. Which is like, just putting it out there. If someone thinks it's funny to scare you, they're not your friend. What if they're your child? That's fine. That's different. Oh, it happens daily.

Yeah. Kids figuring it out. Fucking 52-year-old man, they're not your friend. Not your friend. And even if he is trying to ritualistically murder you, he's a bad boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any kind of pranks.

I'm not a pranks fan. I hate pranks. It's other people laughing at one person. I hate that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. George Clooney loves pranks. Well, then I hate George Clooney. Yeah, George Clooney sucks.

I don't care if he is smoking hot. Although I did like that show that was on the sci-fi network for a while where people were set up but with like, it was called scare tactics. where people would be set up with these prank scares. Like sometimes Matt Hardy from the Hardy boys of WWE fame would just be a monster trying to kill them. Wasn't there one that the Saska twins did called Helvator where people would get into an elevator and it would start going down and then ghosts would come in.

We should have a live watch of that season of whatever the fuck that was. Ghost elevator. Elevator. Hellevator, elevator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. I don't fucking love the Saska twins. They're just so...

They're living their best lives. They are being those girls, and I'm happy for them. So he comes back again after saying he's going to make the ghost gone, and he boos her, and then he's like, I've got this wine. She's such a pushover. Stand your ground, because he actually fucking sucks as a boyfriend, like, not even just as a ritualistic killer. Yeah, I don't even give a shit if he's putting Sam Cooke on. That's not enough.

Why are women willing to put up with shit, dudes? Just absolute trash. Every time a woman on girl dinner diaries, has left their abusive boyfriend, I'm just like, hell yeah. I don't comment, because it's not for me, to comment on these things. I feel like a lot of men comment on that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, my favorite, one of my favorite subredits is let girls have fun, which is just, like, horny memes for women. Yeah. And it's all the comments are just dudes. It's like, sucks. Yeah, I'm one of the rare guys who's like,

hey, I'm here to learn, but I don't need to participate. Who will hear your voice? Oh, literally everyone. Me too, though, because we're broadcasting mine too. Right? I'm here too. Although in a recent episode we did decide that I was doing this podcast entirely by myself because I don't realize

because mine not believing in the female orgasm to me ultimately not believing in women. Women don't exist. You sure interrupt yourself a lot in this lady voice. Someone has to. Someone has to. So she asked him about Mrs. Portnoy. How's Mrs. Portnoy?

And he says, who's Mrs. Portnoy? Bro, you've run this scam before. You're 200 years old. You've done this scam at least a dozen times, right? Oh, man. I love it. I love it so much. Also, a lie you told earlier that morning.

And he says the name a bunch of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a shit job. He was just watching shitty pizza reviews on his phone. I was like, oh yeah, porting away. Fuck. He says to her how quickly I can set work aside when I'm looking at the woman I love. And I just want to knee him in his fucking junk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes to the bathroom, calls herself an idget. Locks the bathroom door. It's the only door that locks. Yeah, except. He unlocks it because he says it doesn't really. Lock, it's just more hospitable to feel like it does. In the bathroom, on the floor.

What is it? It's a photo of him and the first lady we saw at the dance. With a couple of kids? With a couple of kids. Yay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, oh boy, oh boy. He says, this is where the movie falls apart from me. Okay.

When he has her sit down in the bathroom and he tells her the whole plot. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't mind it. Really? Tell me why. Tell me why I didn't mind it. I feel like you should mind.

You don't love in general thinly veiled exposition. Sure. But I appreciate that Osgood Perkins is just like, okay, my movies exist in these worlds. Yeah. That like a lady can just keep living in a house even if Bob Balaban is occasionally stopping by. Bob Balaban. He's in the, I'm the pretty thing to live in the house.

That's right. Oh yeah. I'm going to give that a rewatch. I'll try it again. that Nicholas Cage can just do a weird Mickey Rourke impression for an entire movie. Sure can. And it'll just be like, yeah, this is what this is. Deal with it, dog. And this movie, he's like done these murders so many times.

He's just like, look, 200 years ago, we found this lady. It's true. You're right. That's a fair look at it because, like, you would be tired of it. Exactly. He's like, I have to do this to maintain. this eternal life that I'm having. But also, this eternal life where I'm like locked at like 53 or whatever it is,

even though I started when I was like 12. Yeah, it's interesting that he is that age. Maybe he's just aging really slowly. But he looks the same age as he is now in that old-timey photo. Sure, sure. He says to her, would it matter if I said that I never wanted you to suffer because I love you. I really do.

It's the most beautiful act of love one could ever commit. What, bro? Why are men? You're giving me life. You're giving me life. Yeah. I kind of feel like this movie is Osgood Perkins being like, why are men? Maybe you're right.

Like, what are we doing? Maybe you're right. Because I feel like men are like, but you make me better. You make me a good person. That's right. I'm going to drain you fucking dry doing this. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. There's like a strain of like masculinity. You can't leave me. because I need you. It's just like the super oppressive partner who is just like, and I, there are definitely women who do similar things to this. Oh, sure.

That's not gendered. Yeah, but there is, but it is like, there's a male trope to this of doing that. Then women should sacrifice themselves for men. And they should be happy to do them. They should be happy to do so because the man loves them.

Right. Don't you know he loves them like he loves his own mother because he needs a mommy? Have you ever met a woman who's like, you know, I'm the queen of my castle. I've heard women say I run this shit. Sure, but not that I'm the queen of my cat. No, no. A man's house is his castle and he's the king.

And this is like this is like straight of like, I think Osgood's on to something here. Yeah. I think he's, I also think he's like, he was like in the punk scene at some point. So I think he's like down the clown. He's one of our own. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So we see that Malcolm and Darren had basically captured a woman. who is Tatana Maslani. This is, yeah, in the past. Two hundred years ago. Yeah, they're babies. Yeah. He shot at her and then, like, wounded her and then puts her in with the pigs while she's pregnant.

Yeah. And she gave birth to something. Yeah. Like she gave birth to some witch shit. It's a whole ass explanation. Yeah. Also, I think pigs are pretty nice until they eat you, I think. Yeah.

Yeah. Pigs are super smart, super cool. Yeah. Yeah. They're fun. They're actually very clean. animals. That's what I'm saying. Loyal. Yeah. Get a pig everybody. Check your city ordinances.

While he's talking about this, I kept thinking like, God, how much technology he has had to learn throughout the years to be like a 53 year old man in 2025. And do you think he ever like accidentally slips up and references things that happen like during the American Civil War or something where he's like, and the gray coats? She's like, what? That was 1862. He tells her a tale. of a wish-granting fish. I zoned out on this.

Can you, can you film me in? That's all I have. I have written here, I'd wish that I had cut my hair. I hadn't cut my hair into those bangs if I were him. But his hair is kind of like an old-timey haircut. It's kind of like a 200 years ago haircut. All right, yeah, all right. So the lady's feet on whatever live in the woods is something he says to her

and then tells her that she's going to die. Yeah, she says, I want to go back to before, before we knew each other. And he says, you're going to die, Liz. So I can live a little longer. Yeah, it's for him. He also says something about his neighbors on T-cup Road, how they seal their place. Don't ask me how. It's their magic.

Yeah. What does that mean? They're doing even more devilish magic. Who? Other neighbors. Why? So, like, everybody in this valley is doing, like, witch shit. I thought it was just him and his cousin because they killed the witch.

Apparently not. This T-Cup Road people are doing. some wild shit. Other magics. I'm making a face. They heard it. Okay. Good.

She tries to run. The creatures have sealed the house. Here comes a crawling lady ghost. Her phone is dead. That boy, is Maggie going to feel bad about this. There's more scuttling. But then she gets down on the porch. Yeah.

And then there's things on the roof looking at her. Yes. Yeah. And she falls into the crick. The door was, there's the one door that she finds is unlocked, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I hope they have flood insurance. They're right on that water. It's true. And then I've written, do you need insurance if you're immortal? And then I wrote, I guess you need more if you think about it. So you've owned this house for so long. Right. I always wonder about that.

Like, do you have to, you have to sell your house to yourself every once in a while, right? Because you should have died by this point? Yeah, you can't just keep paying the property taxes as you. These are the logistics people don't think about when they become. vampires, frankly. It's true. That's true. That's probably why the

Cullins had to move to Seattle. Oh, I tried to get a picture. I tried to get a picture of a bumper sticker. What did it say? It said, oh man, it said like this skin means I'm a bad man and it had sparkles on it. I was like, I think that's a quote from Twilight. I'm trying to take a picture of this to send to Katie, but it didn't work out. It's against the law to have your phone in your hands now in Pennsylvania.

Oh, good. Yeah. as it should be. I'm gesturing at you. Yeah, I was at a stoplight. Yeah, but it's illegal for that too. Sure, I know. Okay, I'm just telling you.

Hey, I don't want you to get a ticket, my dude. So that locket had been there for 200 years? Yeah, right in the river. Right there, right on the, right on the edge. Or did the witch ladies put it there? I mean, that makes more sense because who would wear a locket with a picture of themselves? Who wouldn't?

In this day and age? In this day and age? Just look at your TikTok. people can't get enough of pictures of themselves on tic-tock on anything it's all selfies right uh here's a good name for a live album malcolm remembering malcolm remembering malcolm remembering while he's brushing his beard with her hairbrush and sniffing the crotch of her jeans oh i didn't even clock that yeah wow he's like wine he also just loves wine and crotch then he goes to hang out with his boxes of Yeah, because he's now put her in a box that says like 2022 to 2023 on it.

Yeah. With her name, Liz. And he introduced these like, ladies, this is Liz. Everyone say hello to Leslie, Sharon. Everyone say hello to Liz. But Liz wakes up and she's like in the basement. Yes, I don't know how she got there, but there she is. The witch ladies.

The witch ladies. There's an altar down there. A face pops out in the basement. Yeah. And then makes like a candlelight. I really like this drooling face The what?

The drooling face Oh, do you? The like all white Like clown face That's just like The mouth is open And drool is just pouring out of it Very leaky

Yeah Because she's leaky And then there's smoky That comes down the steps You know she's cool Because she's smoking Yeah She's got smoke just pouring out of her neck

Yeah And then we get the head in a jar Right a jar of honey Is honey a preservative? his now. Okay, all right. I mean, if you're going to kill me, put me in a jar of honey. It sounds delicious.

I promise you, I will fill a casket with honey when you die. There are a few things in this life that I enjoy more than the good honey. Yeah. Just throwing it out there. Okay. Well, start putting aside some money for the honey budget. But I have to die first anyway, because you're the keeper of my funeral. It's true.

It's true. Even though Vicki knows about it now. She's already forgotten. I hope so. It'd be better if she, once it happens, if she's like, oh, fuck, I forgot about this. Like, I forgot this was going to happen to me. So more weirdos show up. They're her children and all the women that came before her.

They're all touching her face and she's, like, laughing. Yeah, she's loving it. Like, maybe the smoke is accidentally just natures. I have to tell you, the woman with a bunch of faces on her face gave me the the willies. That was very good. Because I noticed that he had a bunch of small noses. Yeah. And for some reason, like, the idea of that many, like, air tubes going into one head was just like, oh, that's upsetting. Yeah, that's what was under the bag. It was many eyes and noses and mouths. Yeah. So, uh, yeah. So, uh, Malcolm, uh, turns up the music to drown out the witches and then he goes to

sleep. He puts on a pair of extremely wonky sunglasses while he does this. They're like, all fucking bend They gave me real I'm a Beatles fan vibes like Ringo's my favorite Beatles fucking Spotify on one of my like Hey for you made for you mixes today played strawberry Fields forever and I was like you don't know me at all

How dare you? I on a Zoom call earlier said dog you know I hate the Beatles Wow we both had beetle hating days I love that for us Then I went on a long rant about how I I hate the Grateful Dead way more. For me, it's the Rolling Stones. Yeah, I can get down with some stones.

Fuck it. I know. We can't have everything in common. It would be too weird. I don't have a penis. So we get more long neck. He wakes up coughing. He's not doing well.

Screaming, no. Yeah. And then he wakes up hanging upside down and he's old. Very old. And Liz is there. And she now has like black eyes with like, white irises. Which we have seen the other, the, the, the, the, the, which babies have. Yes. Which babies? He says, what do they do to you? And she's like, well, they ask me to stay.

And he goes, but this is my house. Fucking prick. So she feeds him cake. He eats the cake. And then they dip his ass into a jar of honey. Upside down. A whole vat of honey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The. The. The last thing he says to her, you were the one. really loved. Yeah. Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm, I, this is a pro-feminist movie. Okay. Sometimes I can't tell if men don't know how shitty they're being. Yeah. Because I have often experienced men who are shitty and then when called on their behavior, we're like, I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. So I'm, I'm hesitant to like award points to a man making a movie like this because I'm like,

are you doing it satirically? Or are you just like, oh, I made movie, you know? I want to think people are smarter than that, but the problem is Alan, they earn men, so they're not. It's true. Just kidding. We're bad dudes. As dudes, we're bad dudes. Not a bad enough dude to save the president.

Remember that game? Bad dudes? Forget it. Because we're not a bad enough dude to save the president. I'm not and I don't have any desire to. The president at that time was Reagan anyway. Fucking would throw him in front of a bus and the option arose. Oh, God.

Can you imagine that butterfly effect? we'd all have yachts I was just singing Hinkley had a vision by the crucifux on my drive into work while listening to other music the other day Hinkley had a vision He wasn't wrong

He wasn't wrong And Jody Foster was kind of impressed She was like yeah that is pretty rad I learned that from you That fact Katie Alan Let's rady this movie

Let's radio the movie You want to go first No Solid six. Solid six, I thought you liked it way more than that. No, I liked it. I like his other movies a lot more than this one. Yeah.

I feel like this was like working through some ideas. I do think that like having Tatiana Maslani in it gives it like a real boost. Like I feel like a lesser actor would not have made this movie at all engaging. Yeah. Especially like a cutesy woman. Sure. Yeah. The fact that she's kind of like a standoffish woman, I feel.

For sure. I mean like the first season of Orphan Black, she is fucking phenomenal. You loved it. Yeah. And then it like fell off a fucking cliff and I couldn't watch it anymore. She was also on an episode of, um, the George Lucas talk show. And she was up for whatever stupid shit they were doing. And I was like, I love that she's in for this.

Like she's just a fun person. Yeah. But also like down to push herself. And I'm glad she got that Marvel money for being she Hulk. Oh, right. Isn't she a lawyer? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So yeah, I say solid six. maybe the 6.5. Okay. Yeah, how about you? I got to go lower than that. Sure. I just, I wasn't, I wasn't, I love the idea.

You've got to sacrifice your lover to these woods witches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And her, and her children, that's a great idea. But I just feel like it was executed real meh. Yeah, I can see that. And it's like the, I feel like I put a lot of stank on this movie that it might not have had. Like, I put a lot of that, like, those pro lady movies. No, that's fine.

Yeah. And maybe you're right. I don't know. Yeah. But I don't know. I just felt like less relationship more Woods Witch. I will say you're not the first woman I know that thought this movie. Well, yeah.

Again, I definitely have a thing where I will put a lot more on a movie that maybe it does not deserve. Highs and lows, really, both things. Sure, sure. High highs, low lows. Oh, fuck it. Yeah. You want to do another one next week? Yeah.

What do you want to do? Something that's definitely going to be a low low. but I think we're going to have fun with it. What did you pick? Sadako versus Kayako? Ringo versus... You said that with no confidence. Try it again.

Give it with purpose. Sadako versus Kayako? I like saying the movie title with a question mark at the end. I just for some reason, like I can't remember what I was listening to today and they brought up that movie and I was like, how have we never done that?

That seems like exactly the last. level of stupid that we need to do on this podcast. genuinely had no idea it existed. Yeah. I did not know there was a crossover. And this is the 10 year anniversary of that movie existing. Really? Wow. I mean, we can't be expected to remember anything pre-pandemic.

No. No, that was a different time. Basically, COVID-19 burnt everything prior to it. I hope that's true and not just that I'm getting dementia. I don't think you're getting dementia. I don't think you're getting dementia. I like the way you said dementia. To men, cha.

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