Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 568- Blood Feast (1963)

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

In this week's episode, we are discussing the granddaddy of all gore and splatter films: the 1963 Herschell Gordon Lewis movie "Blood Feast." What a goddamn delight. Special topics for your consideration include: the study of Egyptology, a confusing timeline, never really having to learn about characters, sneaking up on someone in the flat ground, and r/whybrows. Interested in some other bananas 1960s horror? May I recommend one of my favorites, Episode 123- "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including our most recent episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" which is a batshit pleasure of a film. We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com ifyou feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

Caney. Alan. I have a question for you. I hopefully have an answer. Have you ever had an Egyptian feast? I have not. Egyptian feast. Those brows are on fleak dog.

Okay. Why didn't they just get a gray-haired man to play this role? Because for four seconds later in the movie, he needs to be young. You're right. Wouldn't it have been easier to get a gray-haired man and put him? mascara in his eyebrows. Nope. You need Mal Arnold to be all up in that thing playing

Huad Ramseys. Huad Ramsey's. No relation or relation. He's apparently eternal. He's eternal. I hope that if I am eternal, I would not have gray hair. I accept my gray hair as an indication that one day I will die. And then I die it because I don't want that day to come just yet.

It's the gift of a Lovitar that he gave to men but not to elves. Yeah. So I've been so fucking deep in Tolkien lately that I'm annoying myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A gift of what?

The gift of death, the sweet release of death. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Elves got to live forever. Also. That's nice. So fucking nightmare. Yeah, yeah.

But also, why do they get to be like 40 and then stop aging? Yeah. I mean, like, does that mean that live Tyler has not? yet not yet reached 40? I don't know. Or is she like a hundred and billion? Yeah, yeah. And just pouty, pouty, pouty lips.

Oh, beautiful lips. Yeah. Kill a man. For those lips? Oh, yeah. I don't think you need to kill a man. You just need to. Fillers look weird.

Sure. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Ors are just like that. Yeah. That's because Stephen Tyler's your dad. You got no choice.

I know. I know. My father doesn't have cushiony lips. He's a bald with a ponytail. Pillow lips. Pillow lips. Yeah. He's got a drinking problem.

Thanks for that one. He's got a pillowy liver. Yeah, dude. So, Katie. Alan. What are we talking about this week? We're talking about the 1963 landmark gore film Blood Feast.

Blood Feast. I almost watched the 1972 film Blood Feast, which I think might also be Night of A 1000 Cats. Oh, really? I think they might be the same movie. And then I felt like, All of my horror world had come full circle, and I've seen everything that there is to see. Apparently, Stephen King has said this is the worst horror movie he's ever seen, and I'm just like, sir.

Buddy, I saw fucking that one with the trucks. Max and Overdrive. Cocaine, the film. Cocaine and trucks. A boy's dream. Cocaine and trucks and anestimus. And that funny, funny mask. This is by far not the worst horror movie.

Oh my God, no. It's fucking brilliant. I feel like we've seen, I feel like we've seen worse movies in the last month. Sure. Sure. I can't remember what we've done, but I know I hated one of them.

What did I hate? I don't know. For a reason. You hated it too. Oh, um, fuck, it wasn't,

hold on. Hold on. Are we okay? No. I should stop smoking weed, I think. I should start. You could clear my brain. Oh,

uh, was it, No, it's Faces of Death. We fucking hated faces of death. It was like, it was the most recent movie we did. What was that face of death? Fucking garbage. Yeah.

I was worried that by giving it two stinky names that someone was going to give it two points. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. The worst. This movie opens on a woman preparing to take a bath. She's just going to relax with a book in the bathtub as you like to do. I love to. What book is she reading? What book is she?

Hold on. Before we get to what she's reading, she's reading. here's a radio broadcast about a young girl being found dead, badly mutilated, and that all women are meant to stay in after dark. Uh-huh. Feels like victim-blaming, but okay. Yeah. And if you guys could wear a little bit longer skirts, that would help to.

Yeah. If you guys could not dress like such horrors, oh, God, fucking America. Anyway. Fucking fictitious 1963, Miami. Yeah, well. Yeah, well. Florida man murders a whole bunch of women. Why is this always in Florida?

Faces of Death was in Florida too. There's such a step up from this is this This movie ends with a beach as garbage dump and it's still a better like Representation of Florida. It's a dump but it appears to be a new dump But what is she reading? She is reading. A book called Ancient Weird religious rights.

Why would it be? If it was called ancient religious rights, you'd be like, that's fine. 100% makes sense. Why would it be ancient weird religious rights? It feels like one of those like time life books they would advertise on TV like ancient weird religious rights. But also like. Find out about what that little biscuit at church is really standing for. Jesus is peep as far as I know.

They're just slices of his peep. Right? His pants salami. Yeah, his pants salami. It's vegetarian though. I just, I wonder what got cut. that were ancient religious rights that weren't weird enough to make the cut. Sure.

Yeah. Voodoo. Did that make the cut? Oh, not ancient enough. Not ancient enough. You're right. That's modern. You're right.

Also, why we find out later that possessing this book is the instigating thing that will make him come to your house and kill you. How many young, beautiful, big-titted women have written to him to get a cash-on-delivery copy of ancient weird religious rights? one of them also a playmate model which I felt like brought it full circle with our love of a hard ticket to Hawaii you know what I might watch tonight at Malibu Express I think I might get super super stoned

remember how I said I was gonna stop smoking weed that was a lie that was in the past that's yesterday Katie you you practically tried to rate me that was last night this is today

if you have join the Patreon listen to hard ticket to Hawaii then leave the patron. That's what you need. Yeah, that's fine. Give us your $5 and then get out. Download every episode, actually, that's there.

And then you can get out. Hot tip. Hot tip on a financial savings. That's right. That's my job. She strips down for her bath. And I was like, are we going to see a boob? It's like, it's like teaser titties.

Yeah. Yeah, Titty fake out. But you're like, 1963. Of course, it's a teaser tit. They're not going to give me a full titty. They do give me a full titty. Well, those are sad titties. Sure, post death.

Also, the score at this point, point, okay, the score of this movie is two things. Yeah. Which is either tuning a drum kit or playing the organ at a baseball game. And occasionally, occasionally, both at once. Score of the film done by writer and director, Herschel Gordon Lewis. Uh-huh. Should have probably hired someone.

Why? When you could save money and do it yourself. Just tune that drum kit. You know what? He is famous in the not horror movie world for doing. What? Direct marketing. he's the reason you get...

Oh, he's the junk mail guy. He's the reason the United States Postal Service still exists, because that really supports basically. In the 80s, 70s and 80s, he wrote so many books on doing direct marketing. Good for him. It's like, the real horror is landfills. Yeah, as this movie, yeah. Advow asks, have you seen me?

Remember those? Advo asks, have you seen me? Yeah. So he stabs her in the eye in the top. This fella comes in. this fellow with very realistic gray hair comes in. Oh my God. It's blue.

He looks like Marge Simpson. It's so good. I love that this movie's in color, by the way. Yeah, was it originally not? Was it later colorized? It was always going to be in color because he always wanted to be. The blood. So the reason H.G.L. did this movie is he saw Psycho and was like,

fucking Hitchcock cheaped out by not showing us killing these women. Yeah. Fair. So he was like, it's going to be in color. And I'm going to show you me murdering all of these women. graphic as fuck. Yeah. So,

in 1963, pretty wild. Sure. I mean, what? Night of the Living Dead was, what, 68? Yeah, it was a lot. It was a little bit. And they did that all in black and white

so they could get past sensors. Right. So it's not all bloody. I'm sure there were other financial reasons why they did black and white as well. But he was like determined to have it in like super bright color. I want to tell you that Commonwealth Press is selling playing cards. And one of the face cards are all like famous Pittsburghers. And one of them is George.

Romero. Oh, very sweet. Very sweet. So he comes in with a machete, but does a very accurate eye removal from this woman. It's her eye, her meat. I thought, oh my God, her meat is everywhere, but I think it's just her eye meat. And I didn't think there's that much meat behind your eye. It seems like it's a cavity.

One wouldn't think. When you push on your eyeball, like as hard as you can, it goes back. And then you get all those bright spots. You get to see the pictures. And I like that you did it. Right now. Yeah, I'm a fucking adult. But yeah, we see her sad titties, and then he just like lightly taps on her to dismember her.

We see it from behind. Tons of blood. Tons of blood. And then we cut to a still photo of the sphinx in the Great Pyramid. We get the title sequence, and I love that the blood feast is done in dripping blood. It's cute. It's really cute. Yeah.

Because he's just like, I wanted blood. We need blood. Blood. This is a blood movie. You little blood bitch. We cut to the cops Shit ass cops Seven killings in two weeks

That's a lot Yeah Bring in the FBI They existed in 1963 Uh huh Yeah They should come in and help you with this Florida

Is this where like Psycho killers Getting like somebody who could kill 32 people And no one gives a shit It's unbelievable Unbelievable God that movie was wretched too

Yeah It really was But at least it was silly Yeah Like faces of death Had nothing redeeming about it good for us, no. So,

uh, the cops are shit. They're like Ed Wood level shit cops. They're terrible. One of them says something like, towards the end of the scene. I can't remember what he's talking about, but he goes one of these long,

hard ones. Like, is that a double entendre while we're talking about women being murdered? Is it? He may even be a single entangra. Yeah, maybe. Gross.

Is what I want to say to that. Gross. And he also at one point says, it's just a homicidal maniac. Just. Just. What could be worse? We have to make sure every woman in this town hears these broadcasts. Oh my God.

How do you do that? How do you do that? Cut to Fulad Ramsey's exotic catering. He's a caterer. We've already seen the killer. So when we show up at Fulad Ramsey's exciting exotic catering, he's our killer is working behind the counter. I feel this was a mistake.

I would have liked at least a red herring, you know. I would have liked to have believed for a while that Pete, the older lover cop, could have been the killer. Katie, we got 67 minutes to fucking end this movie. And 30 of it are going to be people walking. Why is it 67 minutes long?

What else are going to do? I mean, plenty of serial killer movies are the fucking Zodiac. Zodiac took all day. I love. Yes. But comparing a David Fincher script to our Herschel Gordon-Lewis. So, like, Fuad Ramsey's is working in what is ostensibly supposed to be like a North African, Middle Eastern, like, store for this catering.

So he's got a bunch of products behind them. Sure. And he's like a salams. Yes. And there's a very... For a different region. Very... You can cut that because it means nothing to anyone but you.

I'm so sorry. It's right. It's... You know, so it's got all these, like, exotic tea boxes and all this stuff. And then right behind him is the most exotic food of all. Just cans of oatmeal. Yeah. Look, every culture likes oatmeal.

It's cheap. It sticks to your bones. Yeah, it helps you get regular. Yeah, it makes you poop. So, this woman comes in, Mrs. Fremont. This bitch. Excuse me. This bitch.

She fucking rules. She sucks. She wants a... She's looking for an unusual, affair for her daughter's. Her daughter, Suzette. Two daughters, Suzette. Susette is the playmate model that was mentioned earlier.

Yes, who is dating the older cop daddy boyfriend. Smush face. Smush face. Ugh. Why is it like that? So Fuad Ramsey says, oh, an unusual affair. Have you ever had an Egyptian feast? Now, this begs the question.

The fuck is an Egyptian feast? No. This begs the question. He's been running this Egyptian. catering business for how long? This is his first opportunity to do an Egyptian feast. Well, no, because Ms. Dupree, who told Ms. Fremont to come down here, has already had this going on for it. Why this time? Did she say no to the Egyptian feast? She's like, no, can we just have hot dogs? Like, what? Why this time? Why this? I have to believe he's catered other events with like

traditional, authentic Egyptian food, not an Egyptian feast. Is it just because Ms. Freeman? Is it just because Miss Fremont's a bitch? Well, I think it's because he's already starting on this, like, murder spree to being Ishtar back. Why now? Yeah, 5,000 years. Yeah. Okay.

I don't know. Also, why? This is a problem I kept having during this movie, because I was feeling very bad about myself while I was watching this. It's just my new, my new state. My new perpetual state is really hating myself. Which reminds me of the best advice you gave me when we started this podcast, which is when we get bad criticism is that nobody can ever.

hate me as much as I hate myself, and that still warms my cockles to this day. Why can't I be the mother of the veil of darkness? Why do I have to be this? Why do I have to be a middle-aged white lady living in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania? Why can't I be the mother of the veil of darkness? Have you tried? I don't know where to begin. You've got to start a cult.

Okay. I've always felt like I'd be good at that, you know. Yeah, you got to... Because I'm not going to fuck my cult members. It's true. That's when you go downhill is when you start fucking them. Jim Jones could have gone forever if he hadn't started fucking them. True. I can't argue.

I was like, I was trying to think of I had a comeback argument, but I do not. That's when it goes downhill, it's when they start fucking their followers. Yeah, yeah. I got a rose. Someone recently asked me why we haven't gotten a rose sponsorship yet, because I will sing the praises of that baby all day long. Yeah, Rose get in touch. Yeah, Rose. Rosedoy.com. CN or whatever the fucking Chinese website is that sells them.

You could buy them now at CVS. An authentic rose? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So if you guys are looking for something to rub on your bits. Go check it out. I mean, I might get a backup because the battery, my only complaint about the rose toy is that

the battery is not great. Not just that the life isn't great, but sometimes it just fucking dies. And then you have to get a new one. Oh, wow. I thought you were going to be like, and then your stupid fingers got to get involved. I would know. I'm worthless, Alan. Funny.

Anyway, he's got the shrine. He's got this shrine to Ishtar. But also, this is the only time he does this, but he has the power to hypnotize Ms. Fremont. Right. He hypnotizes her and she's like, yes, an Egyptian feast sounds perfect. But she came into the Egyptian caterer. Why does she need to be hypnotized?

Welcome to the Gap. You want to buy a pair of jeans. Yes, I came here for that for your well-fitting jeans that last forever. Where are you at Gap? Why aren't you sponsoring us? This is the actual feast of an ancient pharaoh that has not been served for 5,000 years. Incredible. Incredible. The Ishtar shine looks like shit.

It's fucking terrible. The Ishtar statue is... It's so duky. It's just a mannequin. It's a gold spray-painted mannequin that somebody, like, painted eyes on but did a real shit job. So, like, one, it's like, she's wonky-eyed. It goes into what looks like a walk-in, freezer, but is his back room of destruction and death and worship.

Sure, where he does his bad stuff. Yeah. He's got the goddess Ishtar. I just keep having notes about our playmate being Connie Mason. We've got a playmate in this movie. I'm very excited. Founded in some woods porn. We cut to Connie Mason and she's out on the street.

I think it's Connie Mason. Somebody's out on the street and sees a newspaper headline. The tiny font across the top says, teenage girl found slaughtered. The huge type says Legs cut off! Do you want to start a band with me called legs cut off? Yes.

Great. Legs cut off. Legs cut off. Legs cut off. We cut to Tony and his girlfriend. Tony sucks. Yeah. Now prove you love me is a thing Tony says while forcing this woman to have

physical contact with him. Don't worry. That won't end well for either of them. He comes out just fine. He gets conked on the head. Tony takes a little... We've all gotten conked on the head, Alan. How many concussions have you had? Too many. Yeah, me too. We didn't even really do sports. I'm pretty sure I gave myself one once by picking up the bass guitar I was playing and hitting myself in the head.

Absolutely. Yeah. I told someone once that I had a bunch of concussions in college and they said, oh, I didn't realize you were an athlete. And I said, I just had a drinking problem and fell down a lot. It's true. All the time. Funny. Can't drop into a bowl on a skateboard. I don't know how to skateboard.

You can drop it. You just can't land it. Oh, I dropped. Stupid Polish hill bowl. So, yes, this is where I have the note that says adult teens necking on the beach. Yeah, adult teens. Tony is 35 if he's a day. Yeah.

So, uh, I also know that says this dud won't let anyone hurt you. Tony sucks. Yeah, he's like, oh, I'll protect you.

Bullshit. Yeah. He's no protection at all. Touch my wiener. So Fouad shows up, waxed Tony on the head, and then, uh,

gets all the giblets out of, uh, this lady. I was very worried that he was going to drop the meat in the sand. You don't want the meat to go in sand. No, because you don't want to serve sandy meat to your guests of the Egyptian feast. Ischard would not approve.

No. We've also seen the cops who have figured out the one clue they have so far is that one of the people murdered was in a book club. Right. And they're like, book club? What the fuck is it a book? Is it a book that you hit people with? What's a book club? Book club.

It's a book club. Then where you say book club, the less it sounds like a thing. It's like Pontypool. Ponti Pool. Yeah. We're just losing word. Book club. Apparently they're making a sequel to Pontypool.

I feel like it did its part. I don't feel like we need another one. You don't remember. I don't think I liked that one very much. No, I don't think you did either. Oh, real quick, we always have Thai West updates about how we're feeling about Thai West. Oh. And I have a new information that may color the way we feel about Thai West.

Is he Zionist? Remember when you accused him of being a Zionist and then I Googled it and he wasn't? Yes. Is he now? No. Okay. He is doing a new Christmas Carol. Oh.

Guess who he casts as Ebenezer Scroo? I can't even. Wilm Defoe. No. Let's just say he may have killed Nama. Johnny Depp. Jonathan Depp. Don't say he may have.

He did. My grandmother is dead. She'd be 102 this year. It's probably right that she's dead. He killed my grandma. I know. She raised me. She did such a good job.

She did. You turned out amazing. So, yeah, he's... He's... He's friends with John Depp. So that might color how we feel about Tyler. I wish he'd cast Willem DeFoe. Yeah.

I mean, everyone should just cast Willem DeFoe. He's here for fun. He's having a good time. Every role. Have you seen the trailer for the new werewolf movie? The new Eggers. Wait, tell me about it. It just looks like a miserable Robert...

Or, yeah, Robert Eggers? Robert Eggers movie about a werewolf. I think I haven't. Actually, the young, Depp child is in this one, like she was in Nusferatu. Oh, I liked her in that, actually. She was fine. She seems to be willing to go for it, and I appreciate that. Good for her.

But Willem Defoe is in this, and it looks like he's having another very good time with being a fucking weirdo. I look forward to discussing it with you on this year podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um... So there's some fun gore in this scene where he's taking her giblets. Yeah. But then there's also a big snake? Uh-huh.

Where'd that snake come from? Do you like that someone is dragging that snake off screen? Because as we know, snakes don't back up. I didn't think they could go backwards. And if they could, I'd be much more afraid of them. I love, we've done two movies recently with snakes in them, Hard Ticket to Hawaii and this. And in both of them, they have snakes reversing.

Oh, my God. Thank you for reminding me how much I loved the snake and hard ticket to Hawaii. I think I might do a double feature tonight. Oh, I love that. I might rewatch that along with Malibu Express. I'm going to need a lot of weed. Apparently Malibu Express is. the first movie.

I'll do it correctly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you want to get the full linear storytelling. Because there's a third one after that. I forget what it's called. Yeah, I don't know. The boobs, broads and bosoms or whatever trilogy. Boats, maybe.

Boats. Boats. Bouts. One of the cops is just jiggling Tony. As Tony says, it's all my fault. He just is jiggling him like you might jiggle a baby to get it to stop crying. Tony, we need you to talk while you're crying. So if you could just go,

I'm having a real hard time with all of this. Cut you back at the police station. Oh, Marcy is the woman who was murdered. Yes. Her dad says that she only went out with Tony. She wasn't a real cat about. She wasn't a real catabout. That's a killer phrase.

Catabout. Catabout. I love it. It's like slut But without slut shaming Yeah It's just implying that your daughter's out of the street going Raw

That bitch is in heat Mrs. Franklin was given the same direction This is the mother of the murder And she's just going I can't believe my daughter's death And then The cop says Mrs. Franklin, what do you know about this crime?

Why would she know anything? Would she know anything? Women have to do everything. Seriously, stop asking us to know and do everything. I'm so tired. Was your daughter a member of any groups? No, she... Well, she was on a book club list.

Yeah. Like a waiting list to get into the book club? Like, like a list? you put me on the list for a show because you're my rock star friend exactly exactly do you put me on that list oh i mean yeah i will as soon as we get the up the capability to do that um i put joe on there too yeah yeah so we cut to fuad cooking and dry ice yes always cooking and dry ice i don't know go on he's just cook it for ishtar cook it for ishtar it's gonna bring ishtar back uh now we get two drunk people making out in a gigantic car

Okay. One of them's wearing a captain's hat, which I feel like if you can pull it off is always a good look. Okay, I think I assumed it was a boat. It parks at a motel. I have written, is this just a drunk lady on a boat? Because fucking cruises, man. Am I wrong? It wasn't a boat.

It was a motel. It was a fucking car. It was a land yacht. Okay. Oh, that's right. They show it like for a really long time driving and then pulling into a parking spot. I remember now. Maybe I thought it was a Marine.

I don't know. He's wearing a captain's hat. I didn't know. He's got to be on a boat. You don't wear that if you're not naval. I went and saw that fucking Odyssey movie and in no point does Odysseus have a captain's hat on, so I don't know if he's on a boat or not. Did you enjoy it?

I'm going to see it next week. Yeah, yeah, I did. Great. Yeah. It's a two booze slushy movie, huh? That long? Two hours and 51 minutes? I'm going to have to bring two slushies.

I definitely had to pee. I just like, I was like, oh, this is going to be a talk. walking scene. Yeah. One pee. There's like an app you can get that tells you when the best time to pee during a movie is. That's like we're the least consequential parts. Okay.

I did feel like there should have been an intermission. Like everybody go pee real quick. Go go. Yeah. Like the two VHS version of the Godfather. Exactly. Yeah. So these two people are drunk and there's cello music being played that I'm pretty sure is doing

like how dry I am, but like the like library music version. they don't have to pay royalties for it. I don't know it. I don't know it. I can't say. You never watched Bugs Bunny cartoons when you were a kid? Of course, but I don't know the names of the songs. How dry I am.

How wet I'll be if I don't find somewhere to be that whole thing. Oh. That better be in the public domain or you just got us sued. I have some note that says this guy has Torgo legs. Yeah. It does have to work. He's walking. He's walking.

I don't watch that too. That's a fucking banger movie too. People say that's the worst movie ever made. They're wrong. It's also a great episode of mystery science theater. Perfect episode of mystery science theater. So yeah, there's like drunken cello being played and then we see Fooah on the move going to this lady. Going for the tongue with two fingers is a look.

She doesn't like bite down or anything. She's just like, yeah, have it. She just goes, ah, ah, and he rips her fucking tongue out of her mouth. Is that how big a motherfucking tongue is? They're pretty big. They're pretty big. I want you to know that at this point in the movie, I tried to see if I could reach how far back my tongue goes. I could not.

Did you try to sticking two fingers in your mouth for a long time? Well, no, because that would give me a grip. I wanted to get a sense of the distance. Yeah. Sense of the distance. I couldn't get it. I got to the first knuckle and I was like there was still more tongue. Yeah.

Yeah. How about that? And a gag reflex. So watch yourself. Let me tell you something about me. So it's a sheep's tongue that he pulls out of her mouth. I see. But it's also very funny.

Would that kill you? I feel like it probably wouldn't. Oh, I don't know. I think you'd go. It could. I mean, a blood loss. Instantly? Instantly, she's dead.

Shock? Yeah, maybe shock. Have you ever, like, if you do, if you've cut your tongue, I'm sure, at some point. Yeah, of course. Like, it fucking bleeds. Yeah. So if you pull the whole goddamn thing out.

That's a lot of blood. Yeah, that's a lot of blood. The next thing about this movie that I realized in this scene is that we don't have to learn about characters. Just Suzette, her mom, the murderer, and like a cop or two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no other characters. They introduce them.

They kill them. We care not. You don't even need to know about the characters they introduced to you. No. Like anybody. It's great. Yeah. other than remembering the name Fooad Ramsey's,

and who could ever forget that fucking name? That's in my head for the rest of my life. So I also thought that the mouth blood looked really cool. She did a really good job of not showing that she still had a tongue while pushing blood at her mouth. Yeah, it looked empty. She did great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Great mouth actor. They always said that about her. So we're back with a mom and, and Suzette. that butcher, that maniac, that maniac butcher, butchering all those young girls. Yeah. There's a Polish black metal band called Maniac Butcher. Of course there is.

And they have their own record label. And I can only assume the name of their record label is, English is not your first language. Because it's called pussy god records. Pussy god records. I don't hate it. I assume they're saying the gods a pussy. And not that they're saying, I am the pussy god.

Exactly. That's fair. I think you can say I am the pussy god. And this is my record label. We're making records. I'm the pussy god records. Pussy god records. Anyway, that's your little maniac butcher factoid. Peace you're ever on Jeopardy. So tonight, we're going to a weekly lecture on ancient history. I thought Suzette was studying Egyptology in college. She's not. She's not. She's just like hanging out at lecture circuits. Yeah.

Because this felt like some pretty basic shit to learn at college if you were studying Egyptology. Sure. When fucking Kirkland's signature brand Henry Kissinger comes to teach you about Egyptian culture. Yeah. He talks about Ishtar. And Suzette is at this with her man friend. I'm not going to call him her boyfriend because he's a fucking grown-ass man. The age gap between them is upsetting.

It's very absurd. I don't understand why her mom isn't more upset that he's the mom's age. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's got a good stable job. You know, that's all you want for Suzette. You don't let your daughter date cops.

No daughter of mine. So we get into the sacrificial shit. Yeah. To which this is still, I'm upset about not being the mother of the veil of darkness instead of being a middle-aged white lady because I'm like, I don't get 20 fucking virgins. I get to stand in line at Aldi, you know. I'm calling bullshit on some of these women being virgins. You know, I was thinking about that for Dr. Fuad, not Dr.

I was thinking about that for Fouad Ramsey. Is he assuming these people are a virgin? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like, Trudy later, I don't think that. I saw her shaking and shimmy in that pool. She knows what she's doing. Yeah, she knows what she's doing. So while this fucking Kirkland signature brand,

Henry Kissinger is explaining what's going on, what's going on. In front of great hieroglyphics wallpaper. Oh my gosh. So good. And then like, these like, shit-ass, like, house decorations of Egyptian stuff. Yeah, yeah, totally. That are also painted to look like Egyptians were the whitest race of people that ever

exixes on the fucking planet. Just like Jesus, Egyptians are white. Desert, everybody. Desert. So we get a flashback to a white ladies with a 1960s haircut laying on an altar in ancient Egypt. Yeah, why? Being sacrificed to Ishtar by a young Fuad Ramses. Right.

Who's wearing a delightful, chunky, bankle bracelet. Yeah, he looks great. He's really, you know, he's committed to the bit is Ramsey's. His eyebrows are not gray, but they are just like fucking Kim Novak painted onto his face and giant points. You know, on Reddit, you get like recommended subreddits that they think you'll enjoy. One I've been getting recommended for years is Y-Brows. Oh, okay.

W-H-Y brows. Yeah. I feel like he is right at home there. Sure. Yeah, sure. I often get suggested, just fuck my shit up. Yes, I like, just fuck my shit up. So the flashback, we see this lady murdered by Fouad Ramsey, he of the eyebrows.

Right. And then we cut, well, when she's being murdered, there's a, waw. Sad trombone? Yes, who got the sad trombone? So fucking weird. The score is so fucking weird. Just put music on it. Who gives a shit? Music doesn't do anything in movies. So the cop is driving his child bride home. And she, like, this is where I wish there had been a red herring of like him being the killer.

Sure. Because they're so ill-matched. But also, she's been, she stares at him. him the entire time he's driving, which would be so fucking nerve-wracking? Can you imagine if the person in your passenger seat was just turned 90 degrees facing you the entire time you were driving? You've ridden with me before I demand it. I want you to make sure I don't do anything wrong.

She also, to add to her looking like a child, she has swaddled her head because they're in a convertible car so her hair won't blow around. She looks like a teeny tiny baby child. And he's saying something like, oh, I shouldn't have you out with this murderer on the loose. And she's like, I'm not afraid when you're with me. Like, you should be afraid of him. He's a predator. He's grooming you.

He literally said, you should be more afraid of me than you are of the killer. And I was like, this is just, yes, this is him telling you the truth. Yes. Look up the statistics for domestic violence of police officers. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to drive you home. And then he takes her to a makeout spot.

And they're like, it's a beautiful night. And I thought, is it night? I really thought it was daytime. Because it was the second before it was daytime and now it's night time. I see. And then he gets a call. Yeah. And he's got to go.

He doesn't get a call. The radio's on and they cut it into the music. You're right. And it's like, the killer has killed again. He's like, oh my God, I have to go. And she's like, oh, Pete, why can't you finger bang me instead of investigating that woman's murder? Everybody wants to get fingered. It's true.

It's true. So they drive off. We're back at the station. and someone says Pronto and I got excited and wrote down Pronto. I feel like people don't say Pronto enough anymore. No, people don't. Do that for me. Pronto.

There's a place in Pittsburgh called Pizza Pronto. There is. It's got my favorite sign on Earth, which is a painting of a bunch of animals working at pizza pronto. And one of them... I don't even know where this is going and I'm already laughing. Well, the sign says, hot treats you need at jackrabbit speed. Oh.

Oh, fuck. And one of the people making the pizza is a shapely bunny rabbit lady wearing like low-rise jeans so that her tail can stick out the top of the low-rise jeans. God. Where is pizza pronto? It's right across the street from the CVS right off of Craig in that little like strip of like shops. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I used to dry bite every day and see that side.

I'd just be like, can I go in and offer them money for that sign? I will do anything to own this. Treat you need at Jack Rabbit Speed. Jack Rabbit Speed. It's like, oh, the common phrase we all use every day. When I think about Jack Rabbit Speed, I think about being unsatisfied. I think about me fucking at 15. 16, sorry, sorry, 16.

So in case anyone is actually out there documenting what I've said. It was 16. I wasn't 15. Fair enough. So. We codice Janet at the hospital. Yeah. You'd think they would sedate her,

but she's able to talk until her death. I thought she was going to be the tongue lady, because we haven't seen another death since then. No. But I guess he took Janet's face. He took her boogl fat? He took her boogel fat. Oh, like Anya Taylor Joy?

Ladies don't. Keep your fat. As a person who is getting older, I'm happy to have slightly chubby cheeks because it's keeping me looking younger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fucking tits to toast, bookl fat. I just like to say buckel fat.

Bucle fat. Bucle de Beppo. What's your name? Janet. Janet Blake. They should know that. They shouldn't have to ask her that. shouldn't have any idea.

Couldn't the doctors are faster when they were bandaging her fucking face so poorly that the blood is leaking through it? We were talking to the doctor earlier. You could see that he just got up from a nap because he has like a nest, like a bird's nest in the back of his head. Yeah. He was having a little sleepy time. She says,

E-Tar, E-Tar! And then she faints. No, she doesn't faint. She dies. So this stupid fucking piece of shit cop, Pete, has just been within the last 12 hours. Less than that.

He left that night. Two, he's, when he explains how he put it all together at the end, I wanted to set myself on fire. He has just been at a, a lecture about Ishtar.

And he hears the name, Eitar and goes, what fuck is that? Never, I can't, there's nothing, not ringing a bell. Oh, young women being sacrificed? No. What?

I'm hunting a serial killer of women, young ones? Nothing. Did you not go to detective school? He sucks. Cut to Fulad Ramsey getting another order for ancient weird religious rights. Don't worry, I googled it. It's not a real book. I wish.

You would be sitting on a copy of it right now. I would be, no, because I'd be dead. Why? Maybe like, wow, she's old and not a virgin. Or she fuchs. She fuchs. She got raw. She got a baby.

We have raw dog documentation. Although I've heard like toilet seats. You got to be careful out there. I got raw dogs. And then I got a baby. Humble brag. I was raw dog once nine years ago. Not ten years ago.

Coming up on ten. Ten year anniversary of me getting raw dogged. It's in the diary. I'm just doing the math. She was born on her due date, you know. Just circling her birthday nine months previous. Raw dog. Actually, I think it was on Halloween, which is so unbrand for me.

So he gets the order and he calls Trudy Sanders. And he's like, oh, can I speak to Trudy Sanders? Oh, she's at the Fremont residence? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. She is. She's at the Fremont residence. Talk,

why don't you just go murder all the people these people know? It would just cut out having to order books. You don't have to wait to get your order. We cut to Trudy at the Fremont Residence. Yeah, pool party. Pool party. I understand it's Florida. It's screened in to keep bugs out.

Yeah. But I also just thought like the net was there. I just kept thinking that it was like on a trampoline so they don't fall out because they seemed dumb enough to fall out. Oh, my God. Susette seems like there's, times where someone's like, Suzette, breathe! Oh, sorry, I forgot.

Oh, my God, I was turning blue. She keeps knocking over the sea shells. There's like conch shells next to where she just keeps knocking it over. Trudy's in there, just doing some water wiggling. I would not say that she's swimming. She's wiggling in the water. Just perfect tits on that woman. I'll tell you what.

Also, not that I did a Google on it, but Suzette's not doing so bad for herself. If you look at her playmate photographs. Oh, good for her. I just had this like thing of like, oh, they're in Playboy, cliggity, clackety, clickety, clickety, click on. I know. See, here's the problem with this being Florida.

Yeah. Florida is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very flat. Mm-hmm. They are in a pool. Mm-hmm. Surrounded by open flat land, which we can see because we are also in the pool. Yeah. Seems like you'd see someone coming at you.

Fouad Ramsey's, as we will learn in just a few minutes after Trudy Sanders gets dressed and goes to go shopping. He can hide while standing directly in front of a tree where you can obviously see him and she cannot. I don't get it. Trudy Sanders says that like, was it, was it the T-Rex that couldn't see you in Jurassic Park unless you moved? Unless you move, yeah.

Yeah, so that's Trudy Sanders. Like, until you move, she cannot see you. Like, yes, if I ever let a man come up on me in the flat, hit me and knock me out, I feel like I had it coming. Katie. You got to have your wits about you. before Trudy Sanders leaves the pool party where she's a wiggling and a jiggling. All they can talk about is this cool party that Susette's mom is going to throw.

What kind of party is just going to be? She hasn't told me, but I have a suspicion. It's going to be an Egyptian feast. It's common everyday thing that we all know about. This movie passes the Bechdel test right here because these ladies are talking about Egypt and parties. So that's nice. Thank you, Herschel. And Trudy's like, I've got to go shopping.

Is it for the party? Is it just to go get some groceries? I don't know. I don't know. Then Fua just knocks her ass out and carries her away. We cut to Pete, the cop, who's sitting at the desk in the police station. He opens a notebook and just does nothing. Perhaps go out.

Is this when he called Suzette? Yeah, he finds out the Trudy's missing. Yeah. And he's like, oh, that's Suzette's friend. He also does the unfortunate phone acting thing where he doesn't pause long enough to get the information that he's repeating. Yeah. He just keeps talking over her. I like that quite a bit.

Don't worry, Sus, that's still going to have the party, even though her friend got kidnapped. I feel like maybe don't. Like, there's a serial killer on the loose, and Trudy went missing hours ago. Maybe just, like, put a pin in it. You mean that butcher, maniac, maniac butcher that's killing all these women? Pussy God records. Pussy God records. So, cut to the snake and Fuad Ramsey's making food.

Yeah, they're working together. He's got a little hairnet on. Fuhat has it on his hair and his eyebrows. The snake has a tiny one. You don't have hair, buddy. And Fulat, he just wants to fit in. And Fua is saying, like, and now we add the flavors. Which are blood.

Flavors of blood. The flavors of blood. For Ishtar. Where does he go to catch Trudy Sanders' blood? He's hitting her with like an electrical cable or a cat of nine tails or something. Yeah, that's dipped in paint so that it looks like blood's hitting her. back. Unfortunately, it's so long that it tries on her back and you can see it's not actually cutting her.

Yeah. I just feel, yeah, if you want to collect blood, I don't think that's the way to go about it. You just stab them right in the femoral artery and get a bucket. He puts the urn to catch the blood or like Stanley Cup, whatever the fuck it is, between her legs.

If I ever win the Stanley Cup, I will fill it with blood. Is that right? Yeah. I promise you this. If I ever win it. If I ever win. See, he catches her blood. And then, uh, Pete's like, we cut to Pete the fucking cop and he's like, Ah, Ishtar, so weird.

And does not put anything together yet. He's like, Ishtar, Eitar, Eitar, Egypt, feast, missing friend, Ishtar, Eitar, feast, missing friend, serial killer. Well, I guess I'll get a burger. Oh, God, that's going to come back up. So, um, I haven't know. Oh, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's. talking to, he calls up the Kirkland signature, Henry Kissinger, and this guy tells him about Fouad Ramsey's. Right.

He's aware of this man. This is fucking insane. Because Fouad Ramsey's is the guy who wrote that book, Ancient Weird Religious Rights. And he also knew that the party was being catered by Fouad Ransies, didn't he? Yeah. He doesn't, he still doesn't put it together. He's putting the pieces together like a four-piece jigsaw puzzle for, like, fat-fingered baby toddlers. where you're like, it's clearly the sun, just turn it.

Turn it. They're all corner. Fuck. So he sends all cars. Every police car is going to Fuad Ramsey's catering. Yes. Not to the house where he knew Fuad Ramsey's would be putting on a catering event, a house that he has been to because he is fucking the woman who lives there.

They go into Fuad Ramsey's little hidey hole. and they're walking around with flashlights. They don't turn the lights on yet. And he sees a statue and he goes, that's his star, Frank. Frank? Frank, that's his star. How do you know?

How do you know what that's not what? And then they find Trudy. And for some reason, between Trudy's legs is a salad bowl that has salad tongs in it. Sure, you tossing. And then it's cut. covered in blood and there is a yam cut in half stuck in it. Is it a yam?

Okay, I think so too. Okay. All right. All right. A yam, a sweet potato, whatever it might be. Pretty brutal. It's a root vegetable. Yeah.

And why is that salad there? It's part of the blood feast. He's blood for the blood goddess. I mean, I guess if you're taking a Babylonian god and putting them in Egypt, you can take yams from like West Africa and put them in Egypt as well. Yeah. So like you can do whatever you want. Love a yam though.

Oh, yeah. Who doesn't? So good. Fucking delicious. Yeah. And not, they're not just a holiday thing. You can even year round. Have them all the time.

Make a nice curry with them. You fucking joking me? I love a baked sweet potatoes. Just put a little salt on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little butter. Yeah. Go to town.

Yeah. Yum, yum, yum. Cheap yourself. Go to town. Go to town with that sweet potato. Raw dog that sweet potato. There is a bar in my neighborhood called Lot 17 that has sweet potato fries served with like a sweet butter to dip them in. It's incredible.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow Yeah So Suddenly Pete has a thought One of the five that he has in the movie

It's like you see a little light bulb fizzle Fouad Ramsey's is at the Fremont party Stupid idiot His name is Fouad Ramsey's How could you not be thinking Fuck Fuck Cut to the party

Fouad is setting up And he's like you know what Suzette if you come into the kitchen with me I need you to bless the meal And she goes okay and then he's like I just need to lay down

to this altar a.k.a. your countertop close your eyes. First of all this party looks like trash I would never want to go to this party. Party smarty wears the keg of icy light you know. It's all these old people just

sitting in there with drinks. And like having to wear gloves in your own home, I'd be furious. I thought she looked wonderful. Yeah, but gloves man. White elbow length gloves. Why did women wear gloves?

I don't know. You can't fucking, it's to keep us from being able to do things. Because you get your sticky little fingers on everything. It's why Republicans want to outlaw abortion to keep us out of the workplace. So that's why we had to wear gloves. So we couldn't do things.

I agree. Anyway. So he tells her there was a party just like this, 5,000 years ago. And then we've got her one friend that was in the pool earlier is trying to make a phone call to somebody. And the way she's trying to make the phone call is just slapping the part of the phone that hangs up and going, hello? Hello?

That is, I recall. those phones. Hello? Not how they work. And I was like, this dumb motherfucker doesn't understand phones. You gotta dial. You gotta stop hitting that button and then you dial. Hello?

Fuad says to Susette, be kind to the whim of an old man. Never be kind to the whim of an old man ever. She's saying that because that's what I say before we start recording every time. Can he be kind to the whim of an old man? Unless it's just your old beloved grandfather who wants to tell you a story before he dies, then you can be kind to the woman of an old man. Otherwise you say no, fuck you. So he makes her lay down on the altar countertop.

He's going to cut her head off, but she keeps going, this is silly. I'm stupid and this is fun. The air in my head keeps making me rise. Yeah, it's like a helium balloon. He has her raise her arms to the sky and say, oh, Ishtar, take me unto yourself. And then I thought, do we think she's a virgin?

I'm sure she's not. Definitely fucking Pete. Pete had to show her that he loved her. Yeah. Proved to me. Proved to me. Prove to me. She says to him, my favorite line in the movie, which I don't think I'll ever forget.

Hey, you wouldn't sacrifice me on this altar, would you? Hell of a fucking line. Cop show up. They chase him out of a mess. He's got a machete in his hands. He just hides it behind his back when he says to her, no. He runs directly out of the house to a dump. Yes, a new dump, though.

A new dump, as previously mentioned. New dump. And then he hops in the back of a trash truck. He does. He does. They somehow don't catch him, even though we have seen him that he's disabled and runs with like a serious lamp. Yeah, they can't catch him.

There's like two cops that are chasing him with 10 feet behind him and they cannot get him. I prayed for you to catch him before it's too late. Maybe you should pray to Ishtar. Maybe Ishtar would have heard your prayers. Also, before Pete goes out, he has to stop and be like, oh, we found Trudy's body. She's dead. Yeah. He's like, now is the time to tell you.

And Suzette is the teethiest crier I've ever seen. She makes the same face crying or smiling. Isn't it funny how crying just looks like. laughter without sound. That's actually the name of the first. I'll give you something to cry about record, right? Yes. So he gets crushed in the back of a garbage truck.

It's very good. It's also like these garbage truck men, the driver and the, you know, the guy who gets out and handles the garbage. Do you notice the cops chasing a man in their rearview mirror? No. Too busy smoking cigars and wearing perfectly clean white undershirts. Yeah.

But he gets mushed by. the trash mushroom. And I like watching the trash musher because I'm basically a child. Yeah. Yeah. So there's blood all over inside the trash musher and a piece of errant

driftwood. Yeah, driftwood and hot dogs on the outside, I think. Yeah, for sure. And then here is where Pete, Frank's like, how on earth did you ever, ever figure this out? And Pete's like, let me tell you about the simplest mystery.

He recounts the entire plot of the film. Because they were like, Listen, we're at 61 minutes right now. Every single one of these scenes we watched happen within the last hour. Cut to the statue of Ishtar crying tears of blood. Wait. First, someone says the phrase lust, murder, food. And I thought about getting that to like hang in my kitchen where, you know,

people have those don't live love, lust murder food. And then he's like, let's go home, Frank. and they both light Frank lights a pipe and he lights a sig. Yeah. And they're just like, let's leave this trash man to deal with this fucking problem. He's like, oh, son of a bitch. Notify headquarters that the killer is no more. Yeah.

It's no more what. No more what. Yes, but then Ishtar is crying blood. And I just wish I was watching Santa Sondray in that moment. When the elephant is just bleeding out of its elephant nose. So fucking good. Holy ghost. Holy ghost.

You ready for ratings phase? Yeah. Would you like to go first? Yeah, it's a fucking 10. This movie is brilliant. Grooms. Gets in, gets out. I don't think it's a 10 for me.

It does have the line, hey, you wouldn't sacrifice me on this altar, would you? It's a nine and a half for me. It's so dumb. I loved it. It's one of the earliest gore films, if not the earliest Gore film. It's basically considered the first splatter film. Yeah. It gave, he took on the, the name the godfather of Gore,

Herschel Gordon Lewis did. You can't have Gordon without gore. It's perfect. Yeah. And he gave us direct mail fucking marketing. And I mean, truly, I need to do something with the line, hey, you wouldn't sacrifice me on this altar, would you? Like, I need to learn how to cross stitch.

I might just for that. I first saw this movie in like the mid-90s. Like something weird put out of a VHS of this or something. And since then, weekly, I have thought about, have you ever had an Egyptian feast? When he said that line, I was like, I know Alan said that to me, no short of a dozen times. Anyway, what a delight. Thank you so much. I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

Would you like to read any messages for anybody from anybody? Yeah, I'm actually going to read a post from our subreddit, which leads into what we're doing next week. Our slash werewolf ambulance? Our slash werewolf ambulance is one of the most happen in places on the internet. It's happening, it's hopping. It's hopping and happening. It's popping off. It's popping off.

That's what I meant to say. If you can go there, you can see pictures of a statue of Don Nons. You can see pictures of Pittsburgh's favorite poetist Rachel Bovier playing a ukulele in front of a board-looking Alapeno Hannah. Which is a parogi. In case you don't already know. It's a parogi. It's fine. So Mrs. Tees Parogi.

Anyway, this is from user. Dookie is a funny word, which I agree. Katie slash Allen. I've literally been living the worst days of my life in the last week, which I won't get into. But your podcast has helped me escape my thoughts for a moment, and I love you guys for it. I'm going to cut in here because I like to cut in during.

Yeah, yeah. What is this section of the show called? Mailbag. We love you too. and I hope things get better for you because the worst days of your life sounds really fucking hard. I'm sorry you're going through that. A couple of thoughts for you both after listening to this episode today and this is re-ready or not to. Katie, you've been watching fun horror movies to cheer yourself up and I'm telling you, after listening to your podcast for years,

I feel like I know you would absolutely love the movie The Hunt from 2020. The protagonist is such a badass and hilarious. This is right up your alley, I think, especially if you love the Ready or Not films. Alan, I lip sync to you saying, Mailbag. Thanks for bringing that back. I was the guy stoked about that. So, Duky is a funny word.

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Yeah, we're going to do the hunt. We're going to do the hunt. I assume iced tea is in it. no i think that was a different movie we did that on uh the action movie podcast surviving the game surviving the game great fucking movie remember his hair I do I do Who is the like insane guy uh forget it doesn't matter

Wasn't that Rutger Howard? No there was another guy Oh yeah yeah yeah it's easy in everything but usually is a comedic role Huh I don't remember I need to know his name all right my brain is saying John C. Riley but it's not John C. Riley no because that would be a very weird casting in that movie. Jonsie McGinley. Johncy McGinley. I love him in that movie.

Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, come back for the hunt. Come back for the hunt. That will be in two weeks. No new episode next week because I'm going on vacation with Vicky. We're going to the beach. Me and Vicky.

Or we could record it remotely with you, but I don't think you want to do that. You guys just sun drunk Yeah There's a hot tub at the place where we're saying So we set up the laptop right next to the hot tub Vicky is not at all clumsy What could go wrong? You'll be able to get together

And get some thoughts out By taking your tops off and getting in a hot tub Oh god, I can't wait to spend eight days with Vicky We're going to have so much fun So yeah, I'm taking the week off babies We'll put something else out that week Probably something from the Patron Yeah

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