Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 574- The Descent Part Two (2009)

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

In this week's episode, we're discussing the deeply feminist film "The Descent Part Two." Special topics for your consideration include: toilet usage, rampant misandry, a unwilling Nokia sponsorship, bad cops, and shitty baseball geography. It's been AGES since we covered the original back in Episode 116. That was 2017, babies! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a new action movie in a genre chosen by Ambulance. Allen Ambulance. We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.   leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

Hey buddy. Hi friend. How are you? I'm all right. How are you? Good. And welcome to all of our listening friends. Hello, listening friends.

How are you? Pause for response. Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. Because everything sucks. I do like Warwolf Ambulance divorce support podcast. Yeah. I mean, I can't really participate right now, but I'm going to get back with you guys later.

And speaking of. What do we do it this week? Wait, getting back to it later, divorces or support? Yes. Okay. Yes, and all three of those things are involved in this, sort of. I look forward to you knitting this sweater as we go. All right, you got it.

We are doing a movie of your choosing. We are? Yes, I point this at you. We're doing the descent too. Yeah, decent too. Decent. It's not really all that decent, though, is it? It's better than I remember it being.

It's worse than I remember. Oh, wow. Yeah. First off, we get a title card of a beautiful mountain, and it says that we're in Appalachia. And you say, bullshit. And I say, why is this man wearing a fucking Yankees cap? No Appalachian would wear a Yankees cap. Keep that in mind for my final note of this episode.

Okay, wonderful. Also, there is no river in Appalachia that laps the shore, like the fucking wait. thieves were doing. No. It doesn't really work like that. It doesn't really work like that. Beautiful Scotland, though. Beautiful Scotland where they filmed this.

I mean, would you rather live in Appalachia or Scotland? Right now you live in Appalachia. It's true. I do love Appalachia. It was almost, did you ever see the deer hunter? Yeah. When they go hunting in the mountains and they're obviously in the rockies. Yeah.

Because we don't have mountains that look like that. Our mountains are more like, I mean, the big, they're big, but they're green. They're big but they're green. They're big but they're green. None of them are snow capped except in the winter. That's what everyone always said about my tits too. They're big, but they're green. And there's snow capped.

Only in the winter. For me, it's what I don't pluck the gray hairs. Guys, right before we started recording this, I told Alan the most disgusting and personal thing, and then we started recording. So that's where we're at right now. This episode might get. personal. My first note is Appalachian Mountains.

My second is, I don't believe you. No, I don't believe you. Yeah. I get some guy driving a truck. We're in a fucking Yankees Cup. Look,

you're in Appalachian. It's either going to be pirates or reds if you're in the north. Yeah. Braves if you're in the South or college football or basketball in like the North Carolina corridor. Sure. Kentucky. Yeah.

Living in Pittsburgh proper as we do. The Paris of Appalachia. The Paris of Appalachia. Yeah. Said by a person, I'm assuming, who's never been to Paris. I think it was Bill Paduto. Billy Padood. Bike lane bill.

So you do get a fair amount of Eagles gear here from transplants that have come from across the state. Because Pittsburgh is a better city than Philly and everyone here's nice and everyone there's mean. That's probably why. Hi, hi, Jim, Sarah. Justin Alicia. Hi, hi, guys. Dennis. Dennis and Alexis.

I'm sorry. I felt like it was going on a bit long. And Dennis knows I'm always thinking about him. So this guy, he gets stuck behind a deer that's in the middle of the road that has the weirdest looking antlers I've ever seen. Because it's a Scotland deer, presumably. I guess I'm assuming. And then blammo! His window gets hit.

Yeah. It's our girl Sarah. It's our girl Sarah. She's all bloodied and scared. Yeah. If you recall, it at the end of the first movie, an excellent film. Yeah. She like emerges from the ground covered in blood.

And or she is just, that is a dream that she has. And then she's still stuck under the earth. And then the other ending is she's just on the ground with a birthday cake that turns out to be a little fire. Yeah, wait, what's that? Wait, how many endings are there to that movie? There's two. Both of them are depressing. Wait, it's like clue? You don't know which one you're going to get?

Yeah. Okay. But I like the one where she's, she thinks she's at her kid's birthday, but her kids dead. she's just sitting in front of a fire dying underground. You like that one? I do like that one. You're preferred ending. You know what like a miserable movie.

Yeah, for sure. Lake Mungo, anyone? Oh, Lake Mungo. So good. What's the, the dark and the wicked? Oh, that movie was so good. Which one was that? That's where moms in league with Satan.

She dies and then the kids have to come and deal with her aftermath. You think it blocked it out. I think I'm just going to go watch Audity and think about the wooden man again. Oh, are we going to do Hocob at some point when that's when that's on streaming? What's that? It's the new movie from the Oddity Person. Ooh. Starring one Adam Scott.

That little pinch-based motherfucker. Two things we really like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We might remember Adam Scott from that one Hellraiser movie where he was a French aristocrat. He's got the wig. Anyway, here's our girl all bloodied and she smacks the window. She's holding the necklace. I'd forgotten about the necklace, but here's the necklace.

Here's the necklace. With the stupidest phrase on it. What? Live laugh, love every day. That's it. Number one, T.J. Max. It does have big T.J. Max vibes. Super T.J. Max vibes.

Love every day. Is it love every day or love each day? Love each day, maybe. What does that even mean? Hold on. Let me go to my bottom note here. I wouldn't have even written it down because. Love each day. Love each day.

Love each day. Okay. Love each day. We get to the search. the people who are searching for the missing divers. We learned that Juno was a senator's niece. Sure. Why is that brought up? Yes, and.

Okay. She's the only one with an American accent. Uh-huh. Even though she is an Aussie. Why isn't she just do an Aussie, too? Well, the other ones are like Scottish and English. Isn't any... Oh, no, someone in this movie is Australian.

Yes. One of the divers. Cat. Yeah. Oh, I like referring to Spalunkers as divers. They're cave divers. They're cave divers. They're cave divers.

I think so. Or am I just getting it? Am I just, okay. I don't know. Who was paying attention when this movie was on? Not me. I do like the shitty reporter that's at the scene where there's cave diving. And she says, oh, do you think you responded quickly enough this time?

Oh, I didn't catch that. What happened? What did Dan do in the past? I don't know. I assume there was a baby at a well or something that Dan just didn't get there. Well, Jessica. I wish I was a cool smoking cave. diver that ignores a reporter, you know.

I feel like that's a low bar. I feel like you could do that. Well, I could smoke. I'm a little claustrophobic. Sure. I'm not all that cool. And ignoring things is not my forte. I feel like neither of us are body, bodies built for caves. No. Have you seen my ass? It's not fitting through anything.

Have you seen any of me? My entire being is not fit for going into small spaces. No, no. Okay, so Sarah's sedated in the hospital. Yeah. Let's get her a social worker or a psychiatrist or, no. No, why don't we just get him a big white sheriff, man?

And a lady cop who's, because she'll be good with the words, because she's a lady. I'm talking about my girl Jenny Rios. Jenny Rios. Who is only referred to in my notes as Jenny Rios. I didn't know her for same was Jenny. Jenny Rios. Jenny Rios. We learned that Sarah can't remember anything from her time underground.

Yeah. And then asks for her daughter. who has been dead for a year. And the cop's like, ooh, actually. I need to be the one to tell you this. Jenny Rios has got to drop some knowledge on you right now. Jenny Rios with the words.

She's good with the words. She's a lady. Your daughter died a year ago in Scotland. Which is not at all where we are right now. No, we are in Appalachia. Appalachian. Do not look outside or listen to anyone else's accent. Can I?

So we see them take a dog to this like abandoned property. Yeah, to a mine shaft. To a mind shaft. The dog's name is Klaus. Klaus. I love that. Klaus Skinsky. But then he runs away.

He runs back. He's scared the poor baby. Yeah, he's little whimperns. He's little wimprens. So them, so in, in, in the fiction of this film, the cave monsters come out in, into the world. They do several times in this because they scare the dog. They drag a deer down at some point and then the end.

Yeah, I mean, it's kind of implied in the last movie that they hunt above ground because there is a little bunch of like deer carcasses and stuff and bones. Oh, okay. Okay, maybe you're right. But there's also the possibility that deer just falling in a cave. I mean, if you've met deer, they're not the sharpest tools in the shit. No, no, no. Yeah, they're lucky they're pretty.

Well, they still get shot all the time. They get shot. And hit by cars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, if you put, turn headlights on them, they go, Oh. What? Why?

Why you do this to me? So, uh, the, the sheriff calls the cave rescue folks and he's like, hey, we got to go into this mine shaft. Look for these ladies. And we're taking this well-informed woman. Yes. Yeah. Let's get her out of the hospital, put some clothes on her and send her back down.

She was just rescued. We also learned that she's been covered in blood, but it's not her blood. And they test it, and it's A positive. And they're like, well, that's the blood type of all of the other women. It's like it's mine too, bro. It's in my blood. I don't know. Much like how Mencies will sink up, if women are in a group long enough, their blood types will sink.

Yeah, we can all just switch blood. It's called being blood sisters. Exactly. Yes. That's how we get through our time in the hut. So the old timer with the. the Yankees ball cap is there. Yeah.

And he's like, oh, man, I'm going to do to do to do, do dicky do, dicky do. The fuck. He would not be a Yankees fan. He would just wouldn't. There's no, if you live in Appalachia and you know a Yankees fan, right in. I want to hear from you. He doesn't even have the excuse of like, oh, I'm just a huge New York hip hop fan. Right.

Right. It's a symbolic, you know, no, no. Maybe, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he is. Maybe he's like, you know, I was listening to. EPMD while I was driving on the highway earlier. Hitting that deer. There are three rescuers for this whole operation.

Three. Uh-huh. We got Dan. Yeah. We got Kath. Yeah. We got Greg. Fucking Greg.

You don't like Greg? Greg's useless. He's useless, yes. He's useless. Yes. Cath has been cave diving and not sleeping, and I could never reach that level of, like, perfect skin and awake looking. Also, no offense to Kath.

also useless. I mean, she tries. She like gets into a situation and she's like, I'm shutting down. I'm done. I'm done. Yeah.

I mean, you are meant to be rescuing from unknown things. Yeah. We learned that Jenny Rios has a lover. She like mentions her partner at some point. Oh, I don't think I caught that.

We noted that she has a daughter because she calls and talks to her. And Sarah's like in the backseat of the cop car like a fucking criminal. being like, I had a daughter once. Sucks. It's real ham-fisted. What? In this script? This movie that apparently,

fuck, what's the name of the director from the last one? The guy who wrote the decent. Anyway. Neil Marshall. He was like, yeah, there was no reason for that movie to happen. No, that movie? No, this movie, no. No.

So they're getting suited up and like the sheriff can't get his big boy pants over his gun. And Dan is like, yeah, if you shoot that in the cave, it's like setting off dynamite. And the sheriff goes, I'm America, America, America, America. This comes up again. Americans in their guns. There's some sort of cave apparatus, cave, I don't know, that's like old school. And he, someone says, something like, well, this has been working long before your MP3 player.

And I was like, lo, I bet it still works. This is the mechanism that lowers the elevator into the mine shaft. Yes. And this is our New York hip-hop fan who says this. There is a, just an aside to everyone who can hear the beeps going on outside. There's construction going on outside my house in this early Saturday morning record that we're doing. And we can't close the window because it's hot. No, yeah.

I don't want to be stuffy. No. My comfort is most important for my comedy. This is what I appreciate about you. Thank you so much. So they take the mine elevator down and it's a spooky, scary ride. It's a hard note for me, this winch system. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, everything about this. It's like, oh, they're in a cave. Yeah. Oh, that's a bummer. Yeah. And the thing is that the first movie so expertly does that building of like claustrophobic tension, but it is like being sort of offset with this like jubilant, like,

We're just girls doing it for the sake of adventure. Like joy vibe. This has none of that. It's just, mu. And you also have this, like, feeling that everyone going into this cave system

is at, like, a top of their game for doing that in the first movie, where they're like, we are on point, we've got this. We've done so many other ones. We've got each other. Yeah,

we know what to do. Right. And in this movie, it's like we've got fucking eight-foot tall cop with a gun who won't give it up because Merka. And then we've got fucking useless Greg. He was a professional. A woman who was recently given ketamine to go to sleep and is now in this fucking cave system.

To go to sleep because she's so traumatized from what happened to her yesterday in this cave system. What are you talking about? Why is no one, why wasn't the hospital like, no, you cannot take her back there? Why is no one advocating for Sarah? This really scares me. Where's Randy Jackson? That's going to be a no for me, dog. Yeah. This is like those stories you hear of people who like go under anesthesia but like have accidentally left their phone recording or something and then they hear the doctors making fun of their bodies, you know? Like this is that but to a way worse degree.

Where instead of going under anesthesia and being mocked, you go under anesthesia and they throw you into a cave. I got a doctor saying, look at those snow cat fountains. Only in the winter. Someone says pit pony. What the fuck is pit pony? Am I supposed to know what that means? Because I don't. I think it's just a mule.

It's a mule from the mine. Oh, why wouldn't they explain that to me? I don't know. I am stupid after all. Dan tells the sheriff that down here I call the shots. This is my town. Dan is a tough, tough cave diver boss. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, this is, also here's where I have a note that says this is the film director's only directing credit. Oh, you don't say. Yeah. Because this was such a commercial success. But he's actually a very sought-after film editor. Oh. And he edited the first dissent in a bunch of other movies.

Well, good for him. Yeah. No, you're, stay in your lane, you know. Stay in your... No, get out there and try other things. I'm not trying to be a dick. But this movie sucks. So at this point, Sarah hallucinates a creature in the limestone cave.

But it's just calcium deposit. Just calcium deposits. Not a creature? Come on, lady, calm down. It's not like you were just almost dead yesterday. By things in this cave. Not like you saw everyone you loved to be murdered by them. Yeah.

What is the thing that Kath has that does like sonar or whatever the, or is it just a listening device? Yes. Is it a listening device? Yes. Okay. She's just like walking me. I have no idea. I don't know.

She's walking around holding up like the Ghostbusters ghost detector. Yeah, Dan's like Kath, give it a listen. All right. I was like, is that a thing that you're doing in case? Is it just a hearing aid? Yeah, she thinks she hears something. And then they find the yucked up body. Yeah.

Which is moving. But Greg's got a heat sensor and he says there's no body heat on it. No body heat. So what's moving, Alan? One of my favorite things in this movie. Well, the thing that's moving is a rat that comes out of this woman's mouth. That's pretty good. It was pretty great.

It was pretty great. But also, I feel like those creatures would have eaten every goddamn rat. it's true what's the deal with these creatures what are they doing get a job buddy puts a pants on how are you yeah

I mean my issue with them is the same as in the first one which is that it doesn't make sense that they're blind but can't smell sure yeah and even though you hear them sniffing yeah yeah but they but they're like this this person's wearing

like secret clinical strength deodorant and I have no sense I have no idea no and there's no way that sheriff doesn't smell like beef jerky ferns. Beef jerky and stale beer. Yeah. Yes.

And the sheriff immediately when they find the body goes after Sarah. Yeah. Like the divers are sure she's a victim. Yeah. But why is he so sure

she killed these people? She did it. It's her fault. Why? She's a woman. Have you thought about that? Wait, let's back this up. I know you're currently

wearing a shirt that says I hate, what does that say? I hate every cop in this town. The only good cop is a dead cop. Yeah. That's the shirt that Alan is wearing for our record this morning here on a Saturday morning. I want you to put yourself and let's do a little, let's do a little role.

Love it. So you are a cop. Okay. Okay. I have just been rescued from a cave system. So criminal. Got it. Perfect.

Thank you so much. And seen. Did you say you weren't a cop? You must be a criminal because there's two things in this world. Cops and criminals, baby. Cops and criminals. And they're all trying to kill me. very scared. I'm scared of everything.

I better fire this method into a crowd. Fuck. Sorry. But really like, the problem, too, is that, like, we've got Jenny Rios, who is being treated as, like, a mental health professional. She is not. She, too, is a cop. She's too as a cop.

Yeah. A-C-A-B includes Jenny Rios. ACAB includes Jenny Rios for sure. Oh, man. So the sheriff is like, well, Sarah did this, of course. Yeah. It must have been her. Because she can't remember what happened.

She's covered in her friend's blood. She must have killed them. Not she's severely traumatized. And bringing her back down here is an insane thing to do. So here's what I'm thinking. You know how the woman with the rat in her mouth is all tore up in the body area? Sure. Sarah, that was probably Sarah.

Sarah ripped up the body, crawled through her friend's mouth and the rat's just following her exit. Right. That's why she was covered in blood. That's why she was covered in blood. If you crawl through your friend's body, from tum to mouth. Yeah, from tum to mouth. You're going to get so bloodied.

So bloody. So bloody. So bloody. So obviously that's why. Also, how was none of that blood, Sarah? She got hurt a lot in that first movie. I know. Also, some of that blood is animal. Some of that blood is menstrual, I assume.

She falls into a blood pit. Yeah. There's a goddamn blood pit. There's a blood pit. That can't be just from five women. It can't be. Look. There's, there's, I mean,

I mean, there's a lot of blood in a human being, but come on now. I meant to bring this up. Oh. What was the movie we did where the woman squeezes the bird in her hand? Oh, Lee Cronin's the mummy. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it bled way too much for a bird. Someone commented on our Spotify with a statistic about how much blood is in a bird's body.

Give me one moment to find this. A rough rule of, this is Alex. A rough rule of thumb for birds is that. the blood accounts for 6 to 8% of body weight. So in small birds, we're talking about a handful of milliliters max. A large Andean condor may have 500 milliliters to one liter of blood to complete your comparison, Alan. So that's just a little science for you. Okay. All right. But anyway, that women are also not bags of blood. That blood pit could not have been just from her friends. As we learned from the Abominable Dr. Fives where there was like eight liters of blood inside

of a human being. Right. That's right. You can keep them in jars on your dresser. your dresser. Well, a lot of callbacks. A lot of callbacks to movies that we didn't really like that much. No. I feel bad not liking a Vincent Price movie. Me too. I feel no shame about not liking Lee Kronin's a mummy.

I feel like every Lee Kronin movie should have to have his name. Yeah, just a word of you. Yes. It's like buying your groceries at, you know, Gables. I bought this grocery. One of the sleeves is so good. That's a Gave's. jokes for the locals.

Are they only local? I don't know. I never heard of Gabe still they moved out here. Okay, fine. Hey, it's still beeping, Alan. It's getting louder. Shh, listen to the peeps. It's my heart monitor.

You got a good, steady beat, my friend. When it stops, the podcast stops. I mean, we said we would do this when one of us dies, right? Exactly. This is the episode. Oh, God, don't say that. It just stopped.

No, there it is again. I have a note that says the biggest problem is you can't recapture the lightning at a bottle that was the first movie. Absolutely. It was such a great, I mean, I did like the claustrophobic tension more than I liked the monsters. Sure. But they're both good. They're both fine. And you cannot do, you cannot do that again to a lower quality and be like, new movie.

You can't. I remember the end of, or in the last movie, when the monsters finally show up. up and it's like oh thank god yeah thank god it's not claustrophobia it's a reprieve yeah yeah oh we just have to fight these fucking honky ass monsters very good

oh man at this point Sarah flips out and runs yeah she doesn't just flip out and run she kicks the sheriff in the face repeatedly oh right she kicks the shit out of the sheriff and then the sheriff yells at the deputy for not controlling her sir she's having a breakdown

down. Listen, two women together, one should be able to control the other one. It's true. It's true. One is always the other's keeper. It's the alpha beta of women.

Right. That's what they say. On all my female-centric podcasts. R-slash girl dinner diaries is all about that. Do you read boy dinner diaries? Occasionally. Yeah. It's a lot sadder.

It's so much sadder. Why don't I have a friend? Why my wife leave me? All I did was like baby on. fire. I said sorry? So I also have a note that says I want nothing to do with caving. So obviously I was still not into this.

Absolutely not. So she kicks the shit out of the sheriff and runs. And then when she gets up and Greg and, is it Jenny Rios that are there? And she punches Greg in the face and then like pushes Jenny Rios down and keeps running. Poor Greg. Greg didn't deserve that. Greg was on her side. Craig's also a bit of a sex pest.

but Kath seems to like it. Yeah. It seems like they've got a vibe. They have a will they want they thing going on. Even though she also seems to be in love with Dan. I was really shipping a backstory for, for Kath. I mean, why can't she have both? Why not?

Why can't they be a thruple? Oh. Because Greg and Dan look too much alike, actually. If you're going to, you need to be able to separate your men in the dim. Well, one's the older version. Yeah, I guess so. One's got the snow on the peaks. Jesus Christ.

Okay. So we've got an unstable roof situation. We got a creature. We got a gun. We got a cave collapse. These are just like my notes of nothing happening, really. So the big American shoots his gun, the cave collapses. Jenny Rios is trying to calm Dan down.

Mm-hmm. They have to find another way to get to wherever Sarah ran off to. Right. And this all feels very chaotic. like in a way that the first movie again didn't have that vibe. It's almost like a like a long drawn out tension. And this is just like boom over here, boom over there. I understand you're not trying to make the same movie,

but you've made such a worse movie. And how could you not? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sarah started to drink in dirty-ass cave water. Yeah, Sarah, don't do that. Baby, you know better. Even if you're not having a mental break, you know better.

This is like human nature. So Kath is now stuck in like all the rocks fell around her but didn't crush her. They made a Kath-shaped hole for her to sit in. But luckily it leaves little peeky holes for her to be able to see creatures running around outside. Right. She can't get through, but she can see. Yeah. And they have walkie-talkies, so they're able to talk to her.

Yeah, and calm her down because she's just so freaked out. And they're basically like, yeah, you're on your own. Whoops a doozy, we got to go. Yeah. So they got to, Dan wants to try to find another way to get. get back to her. And then Gregs finds the old camera and they're going to look at some stuff, but I have a note that says I'm going

to bed now. Okay. Before that, they find a bunch of bones, but a lot of them look like tusks for some reason. Oh. Wild boar. What? Wild boar. In Appalachian? Sure, yeah. They got tusks? The southern states, yeah. Oh, ding. Yeah. I'm glad I don't live with them. They're fucking menaces. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Thanks Spanish conquistadors

Well thanks for telling me Yeah Wait why are we thinking the conquistadors Because they brought over the pigs for meat Yeah They're not indigenous to the U.S. Or to this area And they brought them over

And like populated areas to hunt them And then they just left them to go feral And now Wildhogs Yeah if you remember a big internet thing was The guy's like Oh you want to outlaw AK-47s What are you going to do in 40 or 50 wildhogs?

are running wild through your heart. 40 to 50 wildhogs is such a great phrase. It was like so hyper specific. I remember this deeply. I mean, if that's what you need an AK for, I guess I'm all right with it.

Make salami baby. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, we're they hunting dinosaurs? Who can say? But you're right. They find the camcorder

with the previous movie on it. Yeah. So we review the previous movie. Uh-huh. And then they see the creature. And they're like, oh shit, Sarah didn't kill these people, which was not Occam's razor in the first place. I love that she's listening while they're watching the video too. She's like on the other side of a little wall. They see the creature and now the creature is here. Yeah. But the creature, so they see the creature on the video and then they like turn to the creature. There's a creature like, ha ha!

They're standing next to them. It's a real year's Johnny, you know. He was like, this is going to be great. He's like, oh, this is my scene. I know what happens in this. I've watched this video 100 times. It's the exact same scare. It's so fucking funny. So Sarah stops Jenny Rios from yelling.

She's like, she's, yes, yes, because she now remembers that you, if you're silent. Yes. They can't see, they can't smell. They can only hear. That really bothers me. I don't know why. I'm sorry. It's so weird.

The creature eats Dan's hands. Yeah. And then his throat. And then he's all spurty. He is. Which I like. I really liked when Dan's being drug away by the creature and Sarah just like slides over on the floor and takes his bag. She's like, I'm all need that.

Yeah. Yeah. Search the, always search the body. Right. Yeah, exactly. You got to loot the corpse. Rios. Yeah.

Deputy Jenny Rios. Deputy Jaron Rios. He gets like kind of mad at Sarah. Like you let him. die. Yeah. What? No.

What was she supposed to do? Did you see that fucking thing? And Sarah says to her, don't worry. It's just your mind playing tricks on you, which is something that Rios had said to her. Mons playing tricks on me by the ghetto boys. Sorry. No, please. Don't be sorry.

I hope we don't get digged to my Spotify for that. It's okay. I couldn't understand it. So we're back with Kat. and she's hearing stuff around her hole and she reaches her hand out of her hole she's reaching around. Yeah.

And something dumps a bucket of jizz on her. Is that a creature jerking off? Or is that it spit or it's blood or it's poop? Does she get pooped on? Because my nana used to say that was good luck if bird poops on you. None of a cave monster does though. No, if it jizzes on you, that's a bad.

That's a bad omen. I don't know what it's supposed to be. Uh-uh. But it's a lot of K-Y jelly falls on this. woman's hand. Yeah, a gnarly goo. And she's like, Dan? Why would it be Dan? Well, you know how Dan be. Do you think Dan would play a prank on her where he's been standing there just like lightly jerking it, waiting for her to stick her hand out? And then she sticks her hand out and he's like, oh, I'm going for the climax. It's called Dan's tiny tug. It just does a little sneaky tug. Do you want a sneaky tug?

Oh, Dan. Don't do that, Dan. Bad news, girly pop. It is not Dan. It is not. It is that thing. So now she's found the way to get out. She's like, oh, this has been here this whole time. She could get out the whole time. And then the rock, instead of mushing her, mishes the creature's head. Yeah, she sees that if she removes this one little stone, it'll smash the creature's head. I like the head smashing.

It looked good. Yeah, look good. And this is what you get for jizzing on a woman's hand. Exactly. Alan, I have a question for you here. Yeah. Would you rather be mushed by a rock or creatured to death? Mushed by a rock.

rock. You think? Yeah, for sure. You? I think I want to be creatured just to feel that primal fear as I die. Why would you want that? Because it'll be over in a second. Do you think it would, because it'll make your meat taste bad with all the adrenaline going through your system?

I don't want to ruin it for them. No, turn me into salami. It's fine. I do like the idea that murdering them is just punishment for being sex pest in Yes. This is a deeply feminist. film. Cheaply.

Okay, Greg and Cath are reunited. She gets out and she finds Greg. And then there's like a bit of a like jump scare attempt on finding Dan's body, but we already saw him get killed. So it's a bit like so? Oh, he gets dumped on the sheriff is the jump scare aspect of it. I guess, but it's not really that scary. I do like before, uh,

Kath finds Greg, we get Sarah turning to Jenny Rios and going, they're blind, they track sound, you're louder. Yeah. Just like, I will fucking leave you. Yeah. To die. Also, you are first to die in that sense. Yeah. But it's okay.

Sheriff's on the radio making a big fucking ruckus. Yeah. Greg and Kath would come up with this plan to hide by climbing up under the ceiling going back to back. and like holding their body weights up above them. Yeah. We'll do this and not make any noise. The tent, yes, exactly. Yes.

What? Aren't you guys like sleep deprived and exhausted? I'd just be going, eh, the whole time. We get to the swinging carabiner part because that was in the first movie, but oh, there's a bleeding, there's a body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the first ladies. Yeah. Hopefully Nancy Reagan.

I hate myself. Good thing I'm editing this episode. If she removes a Nancy Reagan joke, I'll be saying Nancy Reagan for the rest of this episode so that it has to stay in. Nancy Reagan. So, yes, they have to jump across, and the only way they could jump across is hop it onto the lady. On to Nancy Reagan's body. Now that we're committing to this bid.

Could be Lady Bird Johnson. Yeah, could be. Could be. That's too bloody to tell. So they got a swing from it. Mm-hmm. Yep. Kath gets stuck on it.

And when she goes to shift her weight, the blood pours out of the body's mouth into her face. And does not, she does not like close her mouth as would be ones. Yeah, drink it up, baby. Okay, I, can you remind me if this was in the first movie where the female creature has like long black hair?

No, where it comes out with Heidi fucking, like, like, pig tails. What is happening? They have no hair whatsoever. She would not just have hair on her head. If she's got hair on her head, she got pubes. You know what I'm saying? Sure.

Unless it's a wig. Do you think she's just wearing somebody else's hair? Oh. Wasn't you know the only dark-haired one? I think so. I'm going to go with no then. I'm going to go with, it's like when people have a girl baby and they put a headband with a giant bow on it

so that you know it's a girl, even though it's fucking bald. It's a bit of that. that. How do I say this properly? Stupid. It's stupid. It looks really, really bad.

It doesn't, I don't need to know their gender. It's fine. It's not like the male ones are running around. Their dicks are hitting the cave floor. Why don't they have pubs? It's so silly. Is there any mammal that grows hair selectively in one spot?

I have to know some friends that are like runners that don't have hair on their like calves. But that's, that's not, yes, okay, you win. I assume there was a studio

a note that was like, they got girls. Well, this is a deeply feminist film, so we've got to make sure that we've got creature representation. It's so silly. I hate it.

It looks so bad. It's just, it's just one of the creatures with a wig on with like, fucking wig on. Fucking share wig. What are we doing? Why didn't they just give her like big old boobies or something? That would be fine.

A mammal would have big old boobies, you know? They might be green. Just dumping them out. It's snow capped. So Greg. Greg. Greg. Sacrifices himself to save Kath.

Right. He jumps onto her. This is a very dangerous game Greg is playing here because Kath is holding onto the body. The woman creature is holding on to Kath. And he jumps and grabs the woman creature and they fall into a bottomless pit together. But really, the most likely thing is that all three of them would have gone down.

What are you doing, Greg, you fucking moron. Don't worry. Kath dies as soon as she gets to the other side because she can't stop screaming. She can't stop screaming. But she doesn't know about the creatures not being able to see. Sure. She doesn't know to be quiet. She'll never know because she dead now.

Yeah, she unwisely yells for Greg and then pays the price. Greg. Greg. Jeff. So we're back to Sarah and Jenny. Rios now. Yes. And Sarah's like, we got to follow this water to get out of here.

I spit in it and it's leaving. So now we have to follow this. And Rios is like, I'm not getting in the water. Why? Why wouldn't you? She's waterphobic. Is she? Do you have rabies?

Yes. Like, do whatever Sarah says because she got out once before. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they hit a dead end following Sarah's advice. Well, okay. I'm not a cave diver. And Jenny Rios Abidi is like,

hold on let me take out my Nokia phone sponsored by Nokia Nokia what year was this 2009 I think so video capability huh yeah yeah yeah all right uh so she pulls out her phone and she makes an immediate uh have a nice life video for her daughter I just though I feel as the mother of a daughter I feel like I would do a better job she just the the video message is so insincere like she's talking to the daughter. She'll miss. No. And doing it in front of the lady whose daughter is dead is a bit like,

why don't you walk around a corner lady? Hmm. My daughter's dead. She's like, I don't have to make a fucking video. You got time here? Sarah says to her, you tell it to her face. We're not dead yet. Yeah, which I liked.

It was nice. Yeah. Sarah's out here doing her best. She is. Again. Against her will this time. Sarah is now going to get Jenny Rios out. Yeah, she's got to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We see this. For all the daughters. For all the mothers and daughters out there. Sarah's going to save them all. Deeply feminist film. Do you think she's A positive because she's just a positive person?

She's just out here making positive decisions. Or she's just women are the best and she's A plus. A plus. A plus. So the sheriff is being tracked by something that's breathing, in the caves. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He gets attacked by a creature. It does, but somebody else kills it. He starts having this like penthouse fantasy about like a hot, muscular, damp brunette killing the creature for him. I mean, Juno is a fucking smoke show. Oh my God. Hot as hell.

So she kills the creature with the same pick that was put through her leg by her best friend. Right. Sarah had done this to her at the end of the last movie, basically, so that the creature, would get her and Sarah could save herself because she had been having an affair with Sarah's husband before his death. Yes. Before his unfortunate piping.

Yeah. We're not sad about the husband dying. We're only sad about the daughter dying because this is a deeply feminist movie. Because feminism has for no hates men. Well, that's what they say. That's what they say on Fox News. So it's Juno. She's back.

She takes his flashlight and runs away. And he follows because, duh, fantasy. I didn't even think about that. That's hilarious. I thought, in my memory, Juno hadn't been picked in the leg. She'd been picked in the throat. And it was like, dead, dead. And so I was like, oh, he's just having like a dirty old man last moments, you know.

Yeah. Sexy times down there. No, even where, do you think it was his chis that landed on the lady's hand? Could have been. A man of that age. He's not producing. Um, so. Not right.

No, I don't know. Oh, do you think he is, Alan? He was old, probably like 53. So,

so, no, she got put, she, she hooked her to the leg because she was like, fuck you,

now you can't run. Yeah. Which is even worse than hooking her in the throat. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. Like,

you don't get the option of being crushed by a rock. You're going to be eaten by one of these things. You're going to be creature to death. Yes. Yeah. Um,

So we're back to Sarah and Jenny Rios again, and now they're crawling through tight spaces, but there's a creature in their hole. Yeah. Crawling around with them. Is it a little ratty? And there's a rat. Well, there's a rat betwixt them and the creature? The creature would just eat the rat, right? Easy prey?

I guess. It's like if you have to make a whole meal or there's, you know, snacks, you just grab the snacks. And these creatures are not finishing anything. There's all these fucking corpses just laying around. They waste the meat. Yeah. Yeah. they're not making salami

Anyway fucking Rio screams Yeah And then Just a rat lady Just a rat Come down A rat

Sarah saves her again And they land in a pool Of brown group This time It's such as brown coop They land in the cave toilet What is that the creature's shit? Yeah

Are the creatures civilized enough To shit all in one place Do you not remember the sea Where a creature walks in And shits into the water Does it wipe? No. Wait, are you serious?

Yeah. I missed it. How could I have missed that? You're serious right now. They're standing in the water and Jenny Rios like picks up some of the shit out of the water and goes, what is this? And then a creature walks in, turns around, squats, poop falls into the wall. You're joking. You're joking.

Alan, how did it? Was this not in my version of the film? I don't know. Preacher comes in shits in the toilet where they are is a note that I have right here. Also, they're mammals eating meat. You'll know it's shit. You know what I mean? Because it'll smell like shit.

Really? Wow. You know, I always say I'm going to go back and look for that. I might. I might. I would like to watch a creature shit. I mean, it's obviously turds when they fall into it. And then, like, they were just like, oh, by the way, it's turns.

What did the turds look like? They were they like human turds? Yeah. All right, all right. Well, like human cave bat turds. What? I am shook. Well, wait a minute, because the next thing that happens is a creature popping up out of

there and doing like a Marco Polo kind of bits. What was it doing in the toilet? It jumped in the toilet to kill them. It doesn't care about doo-doo. That creature don't give a shit. Oh, boy. Oh, brother. I like the idea of the crueltie of the car.

creature be like, ew, no. Yeah, getting in your own... I mean, if you are civilized enough to use a toilet, I guess I've had cats that lay in litter boxes, never mind. Very stupid. These are the cats of the caves, as they call them. Yeah, yeah. Do you know when the sheriff are on the move?

Juno's like putting knives to the sheriff's throat and being like, shush. Yeah, forever screaming. Just shut the fuck up. Yeah. Sarah now does all the expedition to Jenny Rios to letting her know what happened between her and Juno. Right. Yeah. And like, Jenny Rios is like, I get it.

I get it. She cheated on your man with you. I get it. Or cheated on you with your man or whatever she did, Juneau. Yeah. So she's using the camera as not to waste their flashlight batteries. Right. She's doing it as like night vision.

Yeah. But then when she turns it off, everything is visible. Like it's okay. Yeah, there was ambient light in these games. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Why did she turn it off? Why should turn the camera off?

Because Juno's there. It's because Juno's there. Now they're fighting with each other. Juno, girl, you're the homewacker. Yeah, you're the one who left me to die, though. Yeah. And because the sheriff is so taken with Juno, who is hot and sexy and did that whole fantasy thing and saved his life, he is anti-Sara. And he handcuffs her to himself as though that's a fucking good idea.

viable option in a spulunking situation. Where's she going to escape to? If she can escape, you're out of the cave. You know what I'm saying? It's very stupid. It's very, very stupid. This is the stupidest thing in the movie. I have written here, the sheriff is both dumb and mean, which is a very normal cop.

I know, I'm now wondering, like, is he just not in the blondes? That could be it. Yeah. Yeah. Juno also still has a lot of eyeliner on where Sarah is makeup free. I think he might just not like the natural look. Plus she's a senator's niece,

so if he can get in there, you know. Oh, yeah, man, he could get out of Appalachia. He can go somewhere else that isn't Appalachia. Go yanks. Aaron Judge, baby. They've got to go across a rock formation that's blocking a rock drop thing, as one does.

So they have to go single file because it's a delicate situation. Sarah's like, we should really do this one at a time. And he's like, no, I'm by doing it. Guy has huge hands, by the way. He's a big man. He's a big man. He's a big man. Does this go well for them or does it not go well for them?

It goes really well for everybody involved. Exactly. The rocks fall. Yeah. And now the sheriff is dangling by Sarah's fucking hand. It's like 300 pound dude just hanging off this woman's arm. Yes. And she's like,

awy, owie, owie, owie. Begging Juno for help, which is a bit rich. Sure. But Juno's like, you know what?

You are my best friend. Yeah. You are my best friend. You are my bestie. to cut the man's hand off. Tiger mom this hand. Stop being afraid to take up space. Cut off his hand.

Deeply feminist. I actually thought this was the best part because every time Rios hits his arm because she's cutting it at his wrist to sever his arm, they get sprayed in the face with blood and the actors look so miserable. Because she's not, she's just putting a whole, like perforating his wrist until it's perforated enough that it'll tear. She's me tenderizing it.

Yeah. Meanwhile, there's a creature on his back who is holding him like the Patrick Swazy Demi Moore ghost scene making the pottery. It looked like he was going to make tender love to him. Will we make love? Do you fall in the river? God, I hope not. We live in a place with many rivers.

What if every time you fucked you? woke up in the morn. You'd have a third arm by now. Yeah. So they kill him and let him drop in the hole. And then they come up with a plan silently because ladies form a plan silently because we're naturally good leaders and communicators. Exactly.

Hashtag deep feminist film. They see a creature dragging a deer through the hole so we know that this must be the the portal to the outside. Right. This is Juno's plan. We're like, I know they hunt outside. So let's find outside. So let's find where they hunt.

Right. Jenny Rios is like, you want to take us to where they have a kill floor. And Juno is like, yeah, if you can shut your fucking mouth for a few minutes, we'll get out because we're quiet. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Jenny Rios is like, but I don't want to shut my mouth. I like talking.

Deeply feminist film. Deeply feminist film. Who is in the, who is in the, in the kill pit? Oh, it's Greg. It's Greg. He's alive. Didn't he fall into a bottomless pit earlier? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He actually fell into a pit of bottomless nachos. Oh, I love that. Bottomless Apples at Applebee's. This episode brought to you by feminism. Endless Greg stick. He grabs, I forget who's leg. He grabs someone's leg. Yeah.

And they scream. And I wrote, he ruined everything as men so often do. Because, again, deeply feminist film. I feel like it might not be feminism. You might be mixing misdand. and feminism of a bit of a misandry phase if I'm being honest with you.

I love it. I love it for you. And then the chaos fighting ensues. Women be smashing and taking down the patriarchy of monsters. We know they're all men. They are bald.

None of them are wearing Heidi wigs. There is. So a couple of the creatures have brought in some kind of musk ox or something to eat. eat a deer, I assume.

An elk. I don't know what it is. It's a weird looking deer because it's not from Appalachia. And they do the polite thing. One of them screams to let the other creatures know to go like dinner. Yeah. And so we know that and we hear the response of yay, so they're coming. And then

another guy brings in another deer and I was like, can you guys stop for a little while? You have so much food. Yeah. It's like in the Oregon Trail when you shoot a buffalo and you can't carry all that meat. No, no. Sorry, you died of dysentery. Yay. So now that Sarah knows how to garot because she garotted the one in the poop,

she garotted a monster in the poop pit. Yeah. She's not going to leave Juno behind again. No. Loves her. Loves her. So she starts grotting a monster, but then he claws Juno's side open.

Yeah. And it's like all rip, but not rip because she bites him. She has this like, I can bite his throat. like realization. She does it. And then she closes her eyes because she's dead

because you go with her friend's eyes when they die. Juno says to Sarah, I'm so sorry. Yeah. And Sarah's like, like Sarah, you ought to be sorry too. You left her down here with these,

you both have done a bad thing. Two bads don't make an only one apology. So in the version you saw, Sarah doesn't go, whoopsie. Now she dies. So now Sarah. sacrifices herself so Jenny Rios

can get out. Yeah, she does. She screams so that all the creatures come to her because they're blind and can't smell. Right. So Rios gets out of the hole and then just stands there for a second. It's like, keep going because clearly they're coming out for dears. They just brought two down.

But then she's like, I'm going to make a phone call. Yeah. But that Nokia got so wet and got covered in shit. I guess they're caving. They probably have waterproof pouches. And I mean, it's just a testament to the sturdy craftsmanship of a Nokia phone. You're right about that.

Brought to you by Nokia and Missandry. Nokia violently supports Mishandri. Kill your local men. Brought to you by a Finnish phone company. Anyway, Rios gets out. She lives, right? Why? Why does he do this?

To keep the creature's house. happy? Okay. Why not just fill in the hole? Pour cement into it until there is no more. Because you see earlier, they got them good digging hands. They're dig, dig, dig, dig in that dirt. I don't know. Maybe move. I don't know. Like, this is not it, my dude.

So the Yankees cap comes up and smacks her with a shovel and then drags her back to the hole and looks down and goes, huh, and then starts walking away. A fucking Yankees fan would. A Pirates fan would never. We know pain. Mathematically eliminated from play. playoffs, baby. Oh, congrats. You can make plans for doing stuff later now.

You don't have to worry about it. I'm just hoping to go 500. That's all right. West Ham drew with Millwall today. That doesn't feel good. West Ham beat my new team, the wolves. Oh.

I've switched, by the way. Yeah. Welcome. Thank you. Welcome to the W supporting side of life. Thank you. What's my last note about this movie? I have no idea.

I did it for you. Figures he would be a, Yankees fan. Thank you. We're not talking about the final look at the movie, though, which is where he hits her with a shovel, drags her back to the hole, and then a creature pops out like a shitty jack in the box with his hands like, ah! My brain, I watched this, I finished this literally an hour ago.

As I was walking through the door pretty much. And my brain was like, nah, don't remember that. That was dumb. Don't remember that. Shog that one out. Boy, what a shit. I can't believe a creature took a shit and I missed it. I'm really mad at myself.

Highlight of the film. Not killing your boss? Oh, Alan. Raiding space? Sure, let's rate this bitch. All right. What do you got for me? You know, I hated it, but it was deeply feminist.

So I have to give it a point for that. So I'm going to give it a one. One for feminism. Actually, two. One for feminism, one for Miss Andry. I'm also going to give it a two, but it's just for the number two that that creature took. not for it being the dissent to but for the shit for the shit for the shit for the poops yeah for the obviously being in a toilet and then being like oh by the way this is a toilet

eating deer I ate deer growing up you know they're just like me I'm just like them we're all the creature now do they have they've got to have like a lot of toilets like unless like one day like that was a really big toilet yeah one day Rick the creature has to go and like scoop on all the poops and refresh the water. Plus the cave walls keep collapsing all the time, you know, like, you got to find, you can't just cut off your toilet access. Have they thought about just going above ground? Yeah, just shit in the grass.

Like getting a job? Oh, wow. You mean integrate with society. I mean, the one's got hair. You could probably pull that down over those weird ears and, you know, you can pull it off. Katie. Alan. Can I take you into a little place that I like to call mailbag?

Do you like to call what? I like to call it mailbag. You like to call what? I like a mailbag! Thank you. Hey, Alan and Street Heat. You're my friend. Immediately you are my friend.

Greetings from the past. Whoa. I'm a little behind on the podcast. I'm still in 2025. Oh. But wanted to say, you always make me smile and your friendship gives me hope for humanity. Keep being your awesome selves and thank you for your service. Smiley face.

Wes. Thank you, Wes. I hope things are better for you. in 2025 and you know we'll uh we'll see you we'll see you when you catch up buckle up buckle up baby it's a wild ride but hey this year days of thunder too is coming out or no i guess next year next year is coming out yeah yeah what was the what sir is it randy quade that found out that anne hathaway is going to be like the new hottie in days of thunder oh is she and his response was she's not sexy and i was just like i'm sorry Randy quaid

He was just mad he's not in it, yeah. Because he was in that first one. He was the guy. He was the team owner. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robert Duval in that movie, too. Yes, my man, Robert Duval.

God rest his soul. And a man whose name you can never, ever remember. Michael. Michael Rucker. Yeah, you did it. I did it. What's his name in the movie? He's got a ridiculous name in the movie.

Rusty. Rusty. Buckets. Rusty buckets. Also my high school nickname. Rowdy. Rowdy Burns. Routy Burns.

Sorry. Dick Trickle. Lake Speed. Do you think, you think Carrie always going to be in this one? I hope so. I hope so, too.

We need a real renaissance for Carrie always. He deserves it. Yeah, yeah. He's been in so many beloved things like the Princess Bride and Saw. And a castle for Christmas. Oh, my God. Never forget about a castle for Christmas.

I have, because I was, was so drunk watching it. That's a movie where I literally took cigarette breaks. I left Vicky to take notes. Well, speaking of cigarette breaks, what do we do next week? We're doing another sequel as per your request, which just keeps happening. We are doing... I'm not saying it out loud.

You have to say it. Don't justify. On this day, four days ago, Garrett Graham passed. way. Did you say Carrie Grant passed away? Garrett Graham. Who plays the titular

Bud the Chud in Chud 2, Bud the Chud. What I love is you've seen the original Chud. That's the Daniel Stern Underground Guys movie? Yes. Yeah, okay. You can't possibly imagine what's about

to happen in Bud the Chud. Really? In Chud 2. So you don't think I should watch re-watch Chud to prepare myself? You can. It's a great movie. Chud's a really good time. I remember that. Remember that poodle gets stolen off the street?

Oh yeah, that's funny. And John Goodman is one of the cops in a diner. ACAB except for John Goodman and Shud. So, Bud the Chud is, I'm so excited for you to get into this movie. Really? Yeah.

Okay, fine. I'm in. So come back for Bud the Chud. It's on tubby. Chud too. Chud too, Bud the Chud. Chud too, Bud the Chud. In case you're looking for it.

And why would you? I just, Oh, man, I want to know what the writer's room was like for Bud the Chud. Chud, Chud, too, Bud the Chud. What year is it? Oh, Bud the Chud? Yeah. Oh, let me get that information for you.

Hold on one second. Chud, too, is a 1989 film. I'm a freshman in high school. I am five. I'm a freshman in first grade. And justice for all is still just ripping me apart. It's such a good album. Absolutely.

You were such a perfect age for it. I was such a perfect age for it. Well, we'll see you next week for that. Come back for Mother Chad. Hey, after this, we're going to record our episode of Nice One Mate, which you could find on our Patreon. Patreon.com backslash Whirlf Ambulance in case you weren't aware, Nice One Mate is our Line of Duty rewatch podcast. Asked for by none, listened to by few, but it's free on our patrol.

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It wasn't one. They were like, in the review, they were like, they seem like nice people, but just not for me. Yeah, that's, that's fair. We do seem like nice people. We aren't. We are not. We are not because we live underground and we sometimes go up and just, you know. We just have a dukeo at a couple of ladies and in our toilet.

Don't get in the toilet if you don't want us to shit on you. It's the same thing as... Wow. Victim blaming the toilet center. Wow. I think that's enough. Thanks for us to another episode. Another episode of Werewolf Ambulance.

Bye. Bye. Empty. Clear. Toilet.