Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 83- Paranormal Activity (2007)

Episode Date: May 23, 2016

Ghosts! Or demons! Or whatever! This week we're talking about the 2007 found footage film "Paranormal Activity." Special topics for your consideration include: high quality foley work, cats vs. ghosts: what's the difference?, a very Pittsburgh haunting, the majesty of "Foyle's War," why we're afraid of ghosts when we don't believe in them (part two) and how to make love songs better. Have you seen this one? What about its many sequels? Tell us what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at [e-mail] if you'd like to be featured on a future edition of "Mailbag!" Please also give our sponsors some love! You can sign up for Cryptocurium's Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com and check out the amazing zines from Seventh Church Ministries at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and we promise that you will not regret a single moment you spend doing either.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Yeah. So you watch this with a lot of commercials broke up the tension. It wasn't that bad. Okay. I don't think the tension was building as much as I expected. So this movie is directed by Orantelli, who also wrote co-produced, directed, edited, edited, like he's just the mastermind behind this film. Do you know much this movie was made for? $54.

$15,000. Geez. Do you know what this movie pulled in in the box office? A bazillion? $1,193 million. Is that the best investment of all time? It's got to be up there. It's got to be up there.

That's insane. I mean, it's clearly very low budget. It's just Blair Witch thing of like just, it's sort of cam quarters, I guess. People who are not actors. I'm in the today. Katie Featherstone is in a bunch of other movies. Did she get better or?

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When I was like four, I was on the incline with my mom and this like creepy man leaned over. And he goes, the cables only snap sometimes. I don't know why he said it like Tony. But he didn't say it like that, but he said it that that was like, hmm. I think about it every time I look at the incline which is every day of my life because Pittsburgh. Imagine if you just went around terrifying children? Children hurt with their mothers. My mom was like hmm. She was like they probably do. I don't know. You're gonna die someday and I was like, they probably do, I don't know. You're gonna die someday and I was like, yeah.

And here I am now. Totally alive. Totally, mostly alive. So the first note I have is these people aren't as annoying as Blair Witch, which has already been squashed. Strongly disagree. And the second note is actually something I dealt with in the Coraline episode. I wish the idea of ghost didn't spook me out as much as it does.

That's interesting that it freaks you out when you don't believe in it. Yeah, it's really weird, right? It's just this visceral, like, you know, if the house is dark and I'm walking around it, I'm a little bugged out. It might not be the house the house the house's just like fear of the unknown. And also like with ghosts. It seems like there's really nothing you can do about it. It's not like termites, you know what I mean? And that's hit home really hard in this movie because they they attach whatever this this demon to the girl. Do you wish it had been ghosts instead of a demon? Yeah, but demons were real popular then right? Were they? Were they? Well like like ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost hunters were ghost hunters were ghost ghost hunters were ghost hunters were ghost. the ghost ghost ghost ghost. the ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost. the ghost ghost. the ghost ghost. the ghost. the ghost ghost. the ghost ghost. the ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost. the ghost. the ghost hunters. the ghost hunters. the ghost hunters. the ghost hunters. the ghost hunters were like like like like like like like ghost hunters were. the ghost hunters were like like. the ghost hunters were like like like. the ghost hunters were. the ghost hunters were like like like. the ghost hunters were like. the ghost hunters were like. the ghost hunters were. they were like. the ghost hunters were always like, oh, this isn't a ghost. You got a demon. Oh, shit.

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by it. And he never wants to see him make a trade. So one thing that may be really happy about this movie. in their bedroom and being a total gross bought 1000. Why are the dudes so gross about video? What about a video camera? Just like, I'm gonna fuck you. You know? You're not Rage, get over yourselves.

You're asking a person who, the idea of seeing myself at a sex tape is the grossest thing I can imagine. I can't even like, why I just don't understand why anybody would want to make a sex tape. Of themselves. That's like the thing looks like, you know, like honeymoon sweets or whatever, having like mirrors on the ceiling. Like who wants to see your butt? Who wants to see your butt? No one. You know that deaf leopard song where he goes,

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Feel like making lunch. Feel like making lunch. BadOO, bow, boom, bow. Feel like making lunch. Bad company is a bunch of them. I can't get enough of your lunch. This is the way no lunches me. I lunch you, Katie. I lunch you, too. Okay, so these people live in this house.

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Alan, when I think about you. Think about you. I think about lunch. I think about lunch. If you could have seen the passion in Katie's face. I had to lean away from the mic because I could see you later editing it and like shaking your head and rickling. I'm just going to turn it up. And add reverbs. If I live without you, I live without lunch.

All right. I swear that's it. So they're setting up this camera because since she was eight years old, Katie. Yeah. Our star Katie. Oh, not me. Nothing cool has ever happened to me. Katie Featherston. She has been haunted throughout her life by these occurrences. And she's, later on we learned that she saw a shadowy man in her bedroom. It would stand at the foot of her bed.

And her house burnt down when she was a kid and all this crazy stuff. And it followed her to other houses. Right, when she was 13, it came back and now it's coming back in her 20s. And her boyfriend's like, wouldn't you tell me about this? Because you're a dick, that's why. So the first night, they set up this camera, and they did like the time lapse thing. And then it stops at 2 o'clock in the morning. And we hear like that home, and then keys hit. the that. their the. thrown. their their their th. th. that. the. that. that. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theat. theat. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. got a ghost cat. Literally what I said. That's literally what I said. Like halfway through this movie, I was like, these people should just get cats and they will notice none of this anymore.

Like, oh, your shit got moved. Oh, someone slammed a door in the middle of the night? Like, it's just cats. It's just cats. It's me! It's me! It's Glenn! Hi, I'm Jonesy, and my food bowl's empty. So I'm going to take your keys. The next note is, boyfriend is a typical dude. Just so dudely.

He just wants to fight the ghost. And he gets very like, oh, my girlfriend, my house, it's mine, and I'm afraid it myself. Shut up. This, they have a psychic come in and the psychic's like, I'm gonna connect you with my colleague, the demonologist. And he's like, no demonologist, meh! Whatever.

That's why I feel totally confident in saying that spoiler alert, he gets what he deserves. Oh, spoiler alert. Well, we're gonna spoil it. By the way, we're gonna spoil this. Oh yeah. Then they go through... Just days and days and days. Oh yeah, he also tries to record them having sex with and be like, no, no, it's off.

Come on, buddy! You fucking dick? Also, so much of this movie is just them laying in their bed. Yeah, yeah. Also who sleeps with just a sheet? San Diego hot? Right? I know. I've had air conditioning. I don't know. I sleep with a sheet on sometimes. Yeah, but you not a blanket too? No, no, I'll just do a sheet. Oh, how can you live? I'm like, I'm a furnace when I sleep. Yeah, I just feel like a blanket. A blanket. A blanket. I just feel like, a blanket. A blanket out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. Some lyingness and also an idiot. If I have a blanket on, I still have a leg kicked out so the bad guys are going to get me. Oh, you can keep your leg out.

Oh, no, I got to kick it out. the hallway like they did to Katie. Something has to be out there so that the heat can go off of me. I'm a fucking furnace. under the sheen, which happens later in this movie too. So the second night, there's a creaking door. Yeah. Which is creepy, when you go back and watch the next day, you're like, what the fucking Wagnals is going on here?

And he's just like, oh yeah, we did. How do you not call the weekly world news and be like, dog, let's do this? How do thu not call the weekly world news and be like, dog, dog, let's do this? How do you not call anyone? Anyone? What's that the taps the Atlantic Paranormal Society? Yeah, there's got to be a version of that for like San Diego. Yeah. What were their initials be?

Tips. Tips. The Pacific Paranival Society. Ptips, ptips. This goes on for days. Like, not just days in the movie, but days of your life. This movie's only 86 minutes long, but it just felt like I was just watching this forever. I have to tell you right now, at this point in the movie, I'm in. Oh yeah.

I'm spooked out. I'm like, I'm watching. It's kind of late at night, I'm alone, it's just me and the two dogs farting and sleeping next to me on the couch. I'm like, I'm a little spooked, a little spooked, a little spooked, you got me a little spooked your $15,000 is working right now. Sure. I just feel like they show you a lot of nights of this. Yeah, yeah're watching her sleep? You like that?

He also does things like yelling at the demon while she's sleeping, which I really didn't like. There's like that one scene where he's like, hey, come out. I'll get you. And she's like, to the bedroom door and half of the bedroom door. And he's like, to go back to go back to go back, to go, to go, to go, these many, many nights we're watching them sleep. And then there's the banging sounds next or downstairs while they're awake, which is fucking terrific.

Yeah, that's awful. Because even if it's not a ghost, someone's breaking into your house and they're probably going to kill you. Where's his baseball back? For like, what? For like, like your X station? Your playbox? Your blue man group? You have to stop keeping blue man group in your house. So it's just too valuable. Fuck.

So, but he goes downstairs and I'm like, you don't have a machete, a meat cleaver, a cricket bat, a one of those field hockey stick, that's my jam. A bag, a bag of quarters, you just walk it down there unarmed. With those baggy baggy boxer shorts on, buddy. Come on, he's just gonna pan to and knock you down. Yeah. Yeah. Before boxer briefs took her and rain supreme.

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Jeremy. She was in a movie called Psychic's Experiment, so at least she's not getting pigeonholed. God, there are a lot of paranormal activities movies. Yeah. It costs $15,000 and they made $193 million. How would you not just make, like, I would just make 27 of them at once? That's literally a money printing machine, right?

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Yeah, and then walks to, well, oh, he does a powder. He puts powder on the floor. Yeah, and he tells her if this doesn't work, she can call the demonologist. And I was like, lady just call the demonologist like you don't need his you have agency permission. Yeah. I don't I don't like him at all. No, he's too controlling He's too controlling and he just It felt like it was a manipulative. Yeah, there's like a money thing going on he's the one making the money while she's in school He's laying down the law. It's been the man of the house real dick. Yeah, and why didn't you tell me about that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. thi. thi. the thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the their their he's hea. hea. hea. hea. hea. he's hea. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to hea. to hea. he. to he. to he. he. the the the the the the they. they. the they. the they. they. the they. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. to to toe. to toe. to to toe. to to to to to to to to about this? Because you would think I was crazy. Yeah, yeah. Their relationship is deteriorating day by day as this goes on. Which is okay by me because in the opening scenes where it shows them being very intimate,

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I don't like things in the middle of the night. But then as soon as they do the powder scene and you see the footprints? You didn't like that? No, and I'm like, it's too, it's too, it's too, it's too, it's too, it across the line it made it made it me whatever it is too concrete and it just like was like I don't care anymore yeah but although they're like she's like it's doing that to show us it can like well that was the whole setup wasn't it yeah but he goes up into the attic and he finds a photograph of Katie right from when she was eight

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And he bounces. And he bounces. Another night of Kady is standing beside the bed and then she walks downstairs. And there's been other bumps and crashes in the night and all this. Oh sure. So there's a really good scene where she gets drug out of the bed and I don't know how they do it and it's really cool looking. She's like gets drug out of the bed. By her leg and down the hallway, yeah. And a door slams.

An unseen force. I just want you to know that Mika's been in Paranormal Activity 2 and Paranormal Activity, the marked ones. These are all the people that have been marked. It's in the anthology series. Here's Diane. And then, hey. So on this final night, she stands by the bed and then she goes downstairs and then she screams for Mika. And he goes downstairs and he's like, oh God, and he's screaming for Katie. And then he scream screams. Yeah. And then there's a thud. And there's stompy, st stompy st stompy st stompy st stompy st st st st st st stompy st st st st stompy st st st st st stompy st stops. the sti sti sti sti sti sti sti sti. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. tiaaa. tia. tia. tia. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty scream screams. Yeah. And then there's a thud and then there's stompy, stompy, stompy back up the steps. Which takes forever. Like

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There's like a slamming door like in the cop's face and stuff and. What happens to Mika? He did. Okay, He dies. Does he die in each of the endings? I would really like that. Yeah. Oh good. So the other ending that I saw is the same thing with Mika's body hitting the camera. And she approaches the camera and then slits her own throat to the camera. Whoa. Where did you see that? I don't know the first time I saw this movie that was the ending that I sawed. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. theee. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thee. theee. the. the. the. the. the. the. this movie that was the ending that I saw. That's fucked up. It was it was available on the home release of the film. Maybe it was like a bonus thing that I like saw. A DVD or something. Yeah. But I was like oh that's a really good ending but if you end it that way there goes your franchise. That's true. So I don't know I mean. That's a brutal ending to the movie throwne. It th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin thin thin th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. the th. th. that I that I that I that I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I liked. I liked. I liked. I liked. I liked. I th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. It's. I's. It's. It's. It's a the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. the th. the the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th supposed to feel sad that Mika dies? I think you're supposed to feel sad about Katie. Because I think you're supposed to feel sorry for her.

Sure. She's put upon. Yeah, for sure. But she's also making bad choices, like letting this guy run her life. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like he's telling her the calling atoys, you know what I mean? I guess. So do we want to move on to the rating space? Yeah, that's fine. All right.

You go first? Yeah, I'll go first. I really like the first half of this movie. I get, it's good and spooky. It's got the spook time's going. It just starts to fall apart after a while. It's just gets really samey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.'s got the spook times going. It just starts to fall apart after a while. It's just, it's really samey. There is so much of them in bed. Like, it's like we paid for this bed. You're gonna be in it a while. It's a very nice bed. It's huge. It's huge.

It's like a California king. And they are in California and they do appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear appear They do appear to be royalty. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I'm going to give this a five. That's fair. I think it's a right in the middle of the road. Like the fact that they made it for 15 grand is I think it's very impressive.

Yeah. And then they made a per-sillion dollars on it. And I don't think that the me, maybe I'm just, you know, I don't know. We don't like people from the 90s. I don't like undercuts. You're more into boxer shorts. Along with Jenko's, the undercut is back in a big way. I mean, we all deserve to suffer. So, but yeah, five.

Yeah, I'm with you. It's an enjoyable premise for sure. And I think it builds tension pretty well. It does get super repetitive. But it is, like I said, only 86 minutes, which I can really get behind. Right, right. It's shorter than episode of Foils War. Which I can really get behind. I can get behind like six of them in a row.

And then I'm like, that was? I won't, thank you. He says I won't thank you. Really? I don't notice that. I won't. Thank you. Do you notice that he does that thing where he's like about to leave the room and then he's like one more thing. Yeah, he columbos. Yeah, it's a very columbo thing to do. And when he's thinking he chews on his lips. Yeah, he has a lot of he's a he's a he's a lot of like like like of like of like of like of like of like of like of like of like of like of like that like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's a he's a he's a he's a hea. I hea. He's a hea. He's a he he he he he he he he he that's a he that's a he he he that's a hea. He's a he's a he's a that's a lot of where he's like, hmm? Yeah. Anyway, Foils War. Honeysuckle Weeks. That's Sam? That's her name? Honeycycle weeks. Poor thing.

I am going to give Foils War a 10. Oh, of course. And I'm going to give paranormal activity a six and a half. Oh, wow. I think it's pretty, I mean, this is again on my table of movies what I reach for it. Sure, why not? And I would definitely watch the sequel, because I remember being like legitimately afraid of one of the sequels. The sequels are better than the original. Some of them are.

I've seen like the first two or three sequels, yeah, they're better. I need to figure out which one it was that I house that were sort of open and just being like something is going to happen, something is going to happen. And I normally jump scares I get like kind of pissing about but I remember just being like, yeah, what? You know, yeah. Yeah, six and a half. All that could have been worse.

The movie? All of it. You know, it could only be better, Katie. What? Crypto curiam. Crypto-carium. It's so good. We have something for this one, right?

Yeah. It's a parcel of terror. I don't want to scare you. You just pulled that knife out. You do it so fast. It's like, thanks. Would it be better if I just went. Kind of. He's doing it really slowly. Nope, that's now he's menacing me.

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The second in our series of cryptozoology themed wallpacks depicts the enigmatic harbinger of doom. The Mothman cast in solid resin and individually hand painted in a foe gun metal finished with piercing red eyes comes ready to hang with attached metal latch. That's very scary. I think that's going to have to have that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to their to their their their. their their their their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the that's gonna have to go home for Rob's Cryptoology exhibit that he's putting together to try to convince me of something oh the gate movie poster sticker a recreation of the poster art from the seminal 1987 indie horror flick the gate and sticker form produced from original artwork printed by two crows printing die cut with pearl finish

that gorgeous love it yeah love that movie we did we did it it's great movie creature from the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Love that movie. We did that movie. We did. We did. It's great. We did that movie. Creature from the Black Lagoon magnet, I love creature from the Black Lagoon. That scene of the swimming where he's under her is so upsetting. Yeah. The second in our series of classic era monster magnets inspired by universal films available only through the parcel of terror cast and solid resin and individually hand painted in the silver.............. And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, the, thea, the, th. th. th. th. thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, th. t, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and t. We. We. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t parcel of terror, cast and solid resin and individually hand-painted in the silver screen, black and white finish. That's terrifying. It's gorgeous and terrifying. Creature from the Black Lagoon is probably why I'm afraid of water. Not jaws?

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Better than I spell it than say it. Are you ready to look at this? Are you ready for a bunch of pig titties? Yeah, because we got pig titties. Mike, you creeper? What are you doing with this stuff? Look at all them pig titties. That's great.

That's beautiful. What? I don't know what Jody is though. From Amityville Harrah, she's the little kid's friend that they finally see in the window and it's like a pig with red eyes and it's fucking terrifying. No memory of that. We have one more thing in the bag, Katie. What is it? Oh shit, you can have that because I eat too much candy or too much popcorn and I feel I'm going to throw up. I don't know if I can feel the bag that it's in.

How do you eat that? I don't know. Oh, it's so gross. It's so gross. It's so gross. Thank you so much for it. Yeah, this is amazing stuff. to you.

Start your own cryptozoology collection. Be a weirdo. Yeah, like embrace it. Step your game up. You're not being weird enough. Yeah, you could be we're a little weirder. Yeah, we all. to be a little crazy. Seal?

Yeah, that's the one. All right. All right. So Mike. You like seal? Why is that so funny? You know what's better than chewing your own face off? What? Zenes?

A second sponsor? A second sponsor. It's the aforementioned Mike Bukowski. Oh, I love Mike Bukowski. His small-scale publishing house, Seventh Church Ministries, which basically takes crazy horror literature and brings it into the light. Yeah. They do, he does the illustro obscuring series, which I think is probably their most... That's all the Lovecraft monsters and yeah that stuff's really awesome. Yeah, the stuff that people know them for but he's recently been

expanding to include new artists new material the one you should be ready for is Johanna Ost's zine of various ghost stories which is coming out Friday June 17 at 11 a.m and they sell it fast so if you want it get in there quick yeah what it's called Fantasma Goria. Fantasmagoria. It's all Victorian era, ghost stories. That's the scary era. That's what you're talking about with a ghost who are haunting your home. It's one of my favorite, my favorite ghost stories are from them. Yeah.

You like that Lord Dunsonie. Or Dunceini, if you're a little bit more annoying that I am. I, you know, I try try try try try try try try try try try try try try I tha I tha I th tha I th th th th thi I thi I to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their I to to to to to to to to to that's a that's that's a that's that's that's. that's. that's, that's, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. thean. the. thean. thean. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's more annoying than I am. I, you know, I try to be pedantic as much as possible. They're small runs and they're all handmade, all of the zines, magazines for short. You kids might not know them as such. It's like the internet but in paper form. It's like what the internet was before we had paper. No, it's like what paper was before we had the internet. Scratch that, reverse it.

But they're always beautiful. I've gotten a bunch of these and they're just, they're gorgeous. So you guys should definitely get involved. How do you buy them? You go to Mike's blog. It is seven church ministries.wrest.com and seventh is spelled out. Spelled out. And church ministries.

And make sure you are there on June 17th at 11 a.m. Eastern standard time. I don't want to hear it Pacific Central. Pacific Central, not a time zone. Mallon left time. I don't want to hear it from you. Yeah, GMT. Get your Greenwich out of my dick. Katie, can we do a movie that I've wanted to do for a while? That's absolutely absurd and it's from 1986.

Um, 1985? Didn't we hear to do that one? A couple times over. This is arguably the most heavy metal horror movie that's ever been made? Tell me about it. It's called demons. Okay. It's by. It's by. It's by. It's by. It's by. It's by the th. It's by the the th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get the th. Get the the the the the the the the the the the the the gr-. Get the the the the the ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get ge. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get. Get. Get. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. G. G. Get th. G. Get the the the the the the th. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G horror movie that's ever been made. Tell me about it. It's called Demons. Okay. It's by Lumberto Baba, Son of Mario Baba. It's a spicy meat ball. Produced by your beloved Dario Argento. My beloved and yours. It's got an amazing heavy metal soundtrack.

It's got demon. It's got movie punks. Does it have Italians? It's got demons. It's got movie punks. It's got... Does it have Italians? Oh it's got Italians, it's got Germans, it's got whatever you need? It has spoiler alert, a line where a person says, I don't read Latin, oh wait, yes I do. Did they forget or like, how does that work? There's a horror movie within a horror movie that happens in this movie. Oh my god, okay. If you think I can handle it, I don't think you can but I think it's really fun to talk about. Okay, good. So this is gonna be another movie from 1980s.

Fine. The mid-1980s that Alan will love and I'll be like what? I think tune in. You you you you you you you you you you you. tune in. tune. tune. tune. th. thune. thune. thune. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. tune. I tune. I tune. I tune. I tune. I tune. I tune. I tune. tune. tune. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tune. to. to. tune. today. today. today. today. today. tune. tune. tune. tune. I the. I the. I have a feeling that this movie might be neon maniacs level ridiculous that you can get behind. I'll take it. Although it may go full return of the Living Dead where you stop being on board. There's just a spectrum and I need to be somewhere on it. There's just a spectrum and I need to. I don't know if there's enough street fight. There is a fucking Kittatau wi thi. thiiii. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thi, to to thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, to to to to to to their, their, their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thi, thi, thi, thi. thater. That seems up my alley. There's a lot of really good stuff in that. So demons, we're gonna watch demons and talk about it guys. Cool, you should like that. We haven't done enough Italian movies, we need to get in there. Yeah, are you sure? For as much as I love them, we have a time though. It's true. So this is another iteration of our recent addition segment. What? Mail bag. You do it so much better than I do. This one comes from our friend Dave 8 cylinder,

whose music has appeared in an episode that I do not remember. It was very early on. Dave's stuff is great though. Dave stuff is great and Dave is great. Dave says, if I'm not mistaken, he wrote this to Alan. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, you and Katie were conflating to to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do it so to do it so th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th the the the the, you th so much so much so much so much th so much th so much thi thi, you th so much th so much so much so much so much so much so much so much so much so much so much so much so much th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeate. theeeateeeeeeeate. theeeeeeeat the. the. the. the. the. th great. Dave is great. Yeah. Dave says, if I'm not mistaken, he wrote this to Alan. Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, you and Katie were conflating two different songs in today's where will-fambulance. In the original version of Boomastick by Shaggy, he says Mr. Lover Lover Lovah. But it doesn't end with a Shaba. However, Mr. Loverman followed by a response of Shaba. Shaba. He provided us links to the YouTube videos of both, which much appreciated. So brilliant.

Thank you, Dave. He's such a genius. Such a good guy. He's the best. Yeah. So if you want to be featured on a future segment of Mailbag, you can't. You can email us. thooo. or send us a Facebook message or you know whatever. Yeah. You know how to find us. We stop. We stop telling you about it.

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