Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 84- Demons (1985)

Episode Date: May 30, 2016

This week we're back to the Italian super-weird horror films of a few decades ago with the 1985 Lamberto Bava film, "Demons." Special topics of the week include: Allen losing his mind (as he predicted, in all fairness), the peak era of dirt bikes, plenty of sound effects, appropriate times to eat a stromboli, the hero of this film 'Zhorzge', crazy effects and of course, movie punks.   Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it? Where does it fall for you on the spectrum of Italian horror films? You can let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail] to be featured on a future episode's "Mailbag!" segment.  Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so they'll keep giving us money in perpetuity, okay guys? If you have a moment, could you please also leave us a rating/review on iTunes? It really helps other people find us and new listeners make us so happy. Thanks to all of you for all of your continued support--it truly means so much to us.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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oh shut up! He tells everyone to shut up. He just wants it to be fucking quiet for like one goddamn second Valerie and why won't you just shut up? So when he dies it's dope. Yeah. So they try to run out of the theater and it's been bricked up. Yeah. Which is super creepy. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. tho. thoom. they's thoome. thi. tho-a' tho-a' tho-s. tho-s. their tho-s. their tho-s. tho-s. tho-s. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. the. thea. thea. thea. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the the they try to run out of the theater and it's been bricked up. Yeah, which is super creepy. Oh yeah, it'd be terrifying.

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I thought they were saying baby dick, which I liked a lot better. I literally just have the note. Did he say baby dick? Which is such a funny insult. Shut up, baby dick. You know? No, baby pig. They're also wearing vests with no shirts or bras, which is so impractical. Yeah, but then that's how snow ends up in the valley.

Yeah, son of a bitch. They're snorting coke out of a coke can. It's true. They're like, this is so clever. Driving around, listening to white wedding by Billy Idol. Yeah. It's a fucking jam. It's a good-a-you- You know, I've not given it its due until I heard it in this. And they're snorning coke and I'm a coke. I was like, is it full? How much coke do you have in there?

They're all doing such big snorke, yeah. And then it gets spilled and some of it ends up on Nina's breast. She also looks like she's 12. She has a child. She has a baby face. As I have a child here, it says. as puk on your tits? I think it's because the girl in the theater who was making it my boyfriend, Anna, they puke on her tits. Pukes for like 15 minutes. He's just going, hello, hello. There's like these two scenes in rapid succession of

a woman having puked on her tits and then a woman having cocaine on her tits and I was like, what is this world? We didn't mention Liz and her newfound boyfriend, Ugly Powers Booth, are making out and Rosemary shows up and strangles them to death. Yeah, she smushes them together with a rope, nooose kind of thing. So hard that their mouths are bleeding. How does that happen in a science way? No? No? No.

No. And then he gets hung and that kind of triggers everyone that the shit's hit the fan when he falls from the balcony. That's when they all start like running and screaming and. Oh and then she pushes out the eyes of blind Harry Dine Stanton when she like just puts her fingers into his eyeballs. I missed that because I saw him later and he's like got the fucked up eyes and they just kill him and I was like That probably wasn't I mean like he could live without those eyes. He'd been doing it quite some time You know what I mean like it seemed to crue to me. Yeah, there's the great scene where she's just like sticking her fingers and the fingers the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they's the they's they's they. the they. the the the they. the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the use your eyes, you're probably the pain. Even if they're not, yeah, useful eyes.

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Why would you need sleeves in this situation, though? Also, immediately everyone is drenched in sweat. They're so sweaty. They figure out that the movie is causing what's happening. How do they they they figure they figure they figure they figure they they they figure they they figure they figure they they figure they they figure they figure they figure they figure that out? Because the one girl goes, it's the movie and the guy goes, shit, it is the movie, shit. You're right. So they run up into one of my favorite scenes that I quote often, and do they run into the projector booth and someone goes, oh yeah, they're all automatic and the woman says that means no one's ever been one. But then the guy who only says shit yells,

smash everything, smash everything, smash everything. I mean, sure. We missed one of my favorite lines from him earlier where Carmen falls to the screen and everyone's freaking out and he's pushing people aside and running up on the stage and goes, holy shit, she's a friend of mine. Yeah, a lot of holy shits, a lot of just, oh my god, what are you talking about, sir? I'm, one of the reasons I'm really glad that we've done this movie is now I can share,

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Because Nina's looking in a mirror, just like, am I a baby dick? It's just got like KY Jelly streaming down the mirror? She doesn't notice? Just looking at herself, like, putting on that red lipstick. I don't know, Nina, maybe you are. When the guy's razor bla biding, the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, is th, th, is th, is th, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th............ It's, is just just just just just thi, is just thi, thi, thi... It's just, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's just just their nipple with the razor blades. Super gross. She's like, uh, mm-hmm. This movie's a fun game you can play during this movie is, um, who is breathing is that? You can try to

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Because the demon just kind of like, you change into the demon, except in one case. And that's Kathy. And Kathy gets infected. Oh, yeah, why does this happen to her? I don't know, but she's on all fours, like panting and sweating. Yeah, and that scene, I bet you can guess who's breathing. It's her. It's her. It's her.

It's her. thanks, you get these awesome, like, little red lines all over your face. So I guess you're supposed to be your veins. Yeah, they're really cool looking. walks out of her. And then do we see that demon again? Yes, he is running around the movie theater during the dirt bike phase. Oh yeah, the dirt bike phase. Well, there's the dirt bike phase and then there's the helicopter phase. So let's.

God bless this movie so much. Uh, ha ha. So, uh, chaos is raiding. Chaos rains. And demons are attacking and there's a great scene after the movie punks get in and they're walking around trying to find people in the movie theater. And they get to like the steps and the steps are like lit from the bottom and then people start walking up the steps and it's the pimp is the head dude and they've all got like bright yellow glowing eyes. They're like chud and they're coming like like like like like like like the the their they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're they're they're their their they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. thi. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And their their they're they're they're they're they're they're their thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's thi. It's like like. It's like like the. It's thea. It's thea' thea' thea' their thea' thea'a'a'a'a'a' th steps and it's the pimp is the head dude and they've all got like bright yellow glowing eyes. Yeah. They're like chud and they're coming up and uh it's just I don't know. There's a lot of like these like sort of static shots that happen that just look like really well framed photographs and they're just really like gorgeous looking like.

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She's drenched in sweat, still wearing her cardigan. Very modest. And so she's in the movie theater running away from demons and she's about to get caught until a George comes in. George, George saves a day. On his dirt bike with the katana blade. Going very slowly. But like riding over the seats in a fashion that you could not do. So great.

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You can't, there's nowhere to get that much speed, especially with another person on the back, it's just like, what are you doing? Mike Bollum. Hello, Mike Bolum. Hi, Nana. Hi, Nanna. Mike Bollum and I have discussed this as being the most heavy metal scene in any movie. It's like like the the the the the the the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most. the most. the most the most the most. the most. the most the most. the most. the most. It's the most. It's the most. It's. It's. It's the most. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the most. It's the most. It's the most. It's the most. It's the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most. It's the most. It's the most. It's the most. It's just like so ridiculous and it's so like man of war record cover and just like... It's beyond absurd. So they kill off all the demons and like oh god how are we gonna... what's that sound? Whop whoop whoop whoop whop whop whop.

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It's a Lucia Fulchie movie. There's a lute. I don't know. I don't know. A 35-y-year-old woman? Sure. And it's amazing. So like when he shows up in this movie, it's like, it's Bob! Oh God, he's eating a Stromboli.

He's eating a Stromboli. They're in Italy. It's eating St stromboli to tie you over until supper? Don't you? I'm always hungry. I did offer you a spaghetti and meatballs and you showed up. You did. And it wasn't stromboli, so I had to politely decline. So they get picked up by the people in the Jeep and they're driving away and the people in the Jeep were like, we're going to head west.

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Bob shoots her. But oh right because he puts a stromboli in his mouth. Shoot her and she just falls off the back of the truck and they keep on cruising. And she's I loved that. I love the credit start. Yeah, like sort of a fake start of it. Oh my god, this fucking movie. Yeah, that's demons. I mean, we just described it to you. We gave you no analysis. And we just took it to you scene by scene.

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Sure. Do we mention the Lombarto Baba's son? I don't think so. Yeah, no, the director of this movie is famous director of Mario Baba's son. What did he direct? Blood on Black Lace, Twitch the Death, Death Nerve, Plain of the Vampires. He's done a tonne, oh, Black Sabbath, Black Sunday, he did those movies.

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I don't know, I'm a movie guy, I got a helicopter over here called Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy got a helicopter down in there and there, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, it goes back to that, almost like rub with razor blades, right guys? Until you cut her on purpose? Five. It's like what I reached for it again, maybe. Maybe. More so than a lot of other movies we've done. Yeah. But less so than a lot of other movies we've done. So five. Ah. That's awesome. Did you get through all those notes? That's a lot of fucking note? No. No. you. you. you. you. you. you you. you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. their their th. their their their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tip. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tip done. So five. Oh, that's awesome. Did you get through all those notes? That's a lot of fucking note. No, no, I just basically rewrote the entire movie.

Yeah. There are just notes like, stairs, demons are cool. Man ensues. The teens climbing out of the men is sad times. Just say Cheryl kills him. Yeah. George. So George is the only one who lives. That's kind of a weird. You wouldn't expect that. Yeah.

I like that actually. A hunky guy made it up. I mean what we really need is for more white men to do well. More white hunks out in the world. Well, more hunks is always more better. thanks. Mo better hunks. This movie movie is a tha is a solid. If I could do an 11, I would do an 11. It's an 11.

It's an 11. This movie's un, like it's perfect for what it is, which is insanity. Just visual chaos. It's like, yeah. It's so good. There's movie punks. It starts off with movie punks. It's not even like, I'm not even giving you a chance to wonder about movie punks.

I've got them in the first frame. People doing cocaine out of a coke can. That's funny. That's funny. Baby Dick is funny. Even if they didn't mean it to be that. Mm-hmm. I'm going to start name becomes Carol halfway through the film. It sounds like George is yelling like I think Carol a lot. George. Oh George. It's just so... I'm George. What? You're fucking dummy? But then George holds her hand because he gets scared. Oh George but then he's so brave later.

Do you think he ate that rest of that stromboli from that kid? This George I know would. Yeah, I can't recommend this movie highly enough to be. If you enjoy, if you've listened, what episode is this? Like 84? Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. If you've listened this far and understand what I like in absurdest movies

and haven't seen this, I highly recommend that you check it out. And I'm hoping that much like Return of the Living Dead, Katie will rethink this and come back on it. I gave it a five. It's true. You're much harsher in Return of the Living Dead. Yeah, I mean I was in a really bad, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna relitig that again. We're not gonna... We're not gonna re-litigate. For our 100th episode, we're talking about doing a four-hour episode where we go back and review every score we gave to everything. Yeah, I think we should really do...

It's gonna be like a clip show, but instead of clips, we're just gonna repeat things and re-litigate that we thi, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then thage, thage, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, we're thi, we're thi, thi, thi, we're thi, we're thi, we're th, we're th, we're th, we're th, we're th, we're thi, we're th, we're th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.. For thi. For to to thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tho, thi, thi, advice. Yeah. Advice to children and re-litigation of film. You guys want us to do that, right? You know what you guys do one? I did it, I did a segue. Is it Cryptocurium? It is Crypto Curium. What is Crypto Curium? What is Crypto-Cyrium?

Crypto-Cirium? to- I don't know Jason Voorhees? Oh I don't know candy man? Oh how about that Frankenstein's monster? The mummy's coming up and the mummy looks awesome. I can't wait to see it. You're gonna be stoked. I think the day after this episode drops to the 31st is the last day you can order the creepshow box. Oh, I didn't know there's going there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. I'll thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thee. the. to thee. thee. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi thi th. Oh I didn't know there was going to be a creep show. Yeah and it's really cool looking. That's awesome. Um, Jason. I like these that this episode drops. I feel that was very hip and cool and our audience will like it. That was on flake. I'm swall woke. Um Twitter. Tom. Swipe right. Reddit? Reddit? So Jason puts a lot of love and care and time into the design of these things and they look gorgeous.

Everything's handmade. There's art from other folks that come in. There is sometimes candy. I still like when there's candy, Jason. I still have into those spider eggs because they scare me too much. You can't eat spider eggs. No. It did remind me of the scene from Mighty Bouch where Noel asks if the black things and bananas are tarantial eggs. Hmm, legit question. But there are no tarantial eggs in Cryptocurium. So that you know of. Give Jason your money, get awesome stuff.

Yep. Crypto-C-U-R-I-U-M. thou. We have another sponsor this week. Wait, what? We can keep acting surprise, but it's going to keep happening until his money runs out. Thank you, Mike Bukowski. Yeah. It is, well, it is Mike Bukowski and his publishing house, Seventh Church Ministries, that's-Spelled-Ski. spelled out. It's hard to very well into a microphone but yeah spelled out

seven church ministries.wrest.com yes and what is he selling? He sells zines of art he's done a lot of stuff for his own art for the illustro obscuring series and what Katie is doing right now is opening up a package that Mike has sent to us in the mail. What? Who sends things in the mail? People who are good at stuff. Yeah and people are awesome. Yeah, we' the the the the the th. the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their se. their se. their se. C. C. C. C. their se. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. Sch. C. their. Se. Se. Se. Se. Se. Se. Se. C. C. C. C. C. C. their their their their their their their. C. C. C. C. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their se. S. their se. their se. Seu. S. Seu. S. S. S. S. S. S. their se. S. their se.S. S. their se. their se. their se. the mail. What? Who sends things in the mail? People who are good at stuff, I guess. Yeah, people are awesome. Yeah. We're not so good at sending things.

We're gonna get to it. We're gonna get to it. I had this other plan that when stamps. thoats that they'll want to sponsor. How do we get on the top Brazilian? We're going to crack it one of these days. Yeah, for sure. I'm going to keep working hard.

I'm going to pass these along to you. Oh, okay. So what Mike sent us were a few of his illustro-oomk. compendium and the initiates compendium which are just filled with Mike's amazing art. If you haven't checked out Mike's stuff it is incredible. I really like the stock this is printed on. They're all hand-ripped. Whoa really? Yeah he sits there and rips them all by hand. That's why they're limited runs because Mike's got paper cuts and he wants to go to bed. He said of some prints. He said of some prints. This is weird lion demon man. That is a weird lion demon man. And this one is based on the, oh man, what is it?

It's the story that H.Bloftcraft wrote for Houdini. Whoa. I can't be thinking the name of it right now. And then there is dreams in the witch house. And then there's this creepy lady with a frog people hanging out. And titte-tits. She there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there is there isays. Oh, she do have tidday. Mike likes to draw all boobs and wieners on his stuff.

Oh, and his awesome Jackalant dude. Mike, sorry I threatened to call your mom last time. Oh, the titty pig. And then there's the Mr. Toad mask, what? And then there's the Mr. Toad mask. What that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. thoes. thoes. thoes. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. th. the the thi. the the the th. tod. the todd. th. toe. toe. to to to to to to to to to to th's the, so you could just see, oh, and he sent us a patch and his dice bag. What? Yeah. That's amazing. Thank you for all this stuff. If you want to get stuff from 7th Church, whoa. Gold foil? Look at that. That's money. Yeah, that's gold and money right there, son. If you want to get Zines... Can I show you a dog thin' thin' thrown real. th. th. th. tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thank thank thank thank thank thank thank thin' thank than than than than than than than than thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' tha' tha' tha' thin' tha' tha' tha' tha'-a'-a'-s. Thank you tha' a leg. Mike. He said he would get

Susan on the line for me. Hello, Susan? Your son is having some troubles in school. He's drawing dicks that wrap around legs. So upcoming he's got Johanna Osts FantasmaGoria, which is her doing art based on Victorian ghost stories. But if you go to 7th Church Ministries. Wordpress.com he's got some samps up that you can take a look at and they look awesome and super creepy. So get in there. June 17th, 11 a.m. and there's only going to be 50 copies. So if you want them, you better get them fast. Also another one that sounds really cool

that's coming out in 2016 is Michelle Dugan and Ellie. are doing a zine based on the works of Tolkien which I can't wait to see I'm like real excited about that yeah so I think they'll be announcing the date for that later but same thing like they sell out super fast because their hand made and they're awesome and there's not the many of them so like quit just don't fuck around hey guys how many how many they they're the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the the the the the the the they they they they they they're they're their they they're their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they're they they they they they're to to to to to they to they to they try try try try ttry to try try to try to they're they they they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to times do we have to tell you about this? Like how many? I mean you can't order until... As many as Mike pays us. Come on, get in there. Help us. Help us.

Help us help you. Let, much like letting Jason know, let Mike know that you've, you've ordered this. Come on us. Let them know about us. Like, just friends about us? Just help us? Is that desperate? Could you help us please? Is that a little bit? Tag us on the Instagram? You could find us on Facebook. We're almost at 400 followers on Facebook. Be those people that bump us over. Yeah. To the 400 mark that would make us very happy. It's a little things that make us happy. It's true. Someone unlike us us to and we were like who the f. to. to. the. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. the. to. to. to. the. to. to be. the. the. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be to be to be to be to be. to be tha. to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. to to be. to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. toge. toge. tog. the. tog. the. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. things that make us happy. It's true. Someone unliked us to and we were like, who the fuck was that?

Going through history, trying to figure out who unliked us. You know, it keeps growing. I can't stress how awesome it is that like people are telling their friends about us. I know, it's crazy. It's awesome. Do we have have anything anything anything don't have anything for mail bag. Yeah, what's going on, guys? We did get one solicitation email about somebody who wanted us to pay them $8 an episode to edit our podcast, which we're not going to do, I don't think.

I can pay myself nothing and do that. My time is worth basically nothing. So again, thank you, thank you for listening. Thank you for being next week, Golden Girls? We are, it's a guest episode. Guest episode. We are being joined by our friend Ross to discuss his pick. You want to say his name? Ross.

That's good. To discuss his pick, the 1999 remake of House on Haunted Hill, which we have threatened to do on several occasions. And Ross is just making it a reality, which I really, thia, thia, thiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, to tho, to to to be, to be, to to to to to to to, to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be, to to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, threatened to do on several occasions, and Ross is just making it a reality, which I really appreciate. Yeah, thanks buddy, we're looking forward to that. Yeah, it's gonna be, um... It sure is. It's gonna be, um, it's gonna be, um, it's gonna be a great guy.

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