Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 85- House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Episode Date: June 6, 2016

This week we're joined by our friend Ross to discuss his pick, the 1999 remake of "House on Haunted Hill." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the misnomer of calling the setting a house, poor man's versions of other actors, the wonderful 90s combination of Lisa Loeb, Marilyn Manson and Sonya Blade, looking for trouble in the basement, questionable Academy Awards, tax implications and CHRIS KATTAN.  Have you seen this one? Do you have any fondness for it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so they'll keep giving us money as long as we both shall live, okay guys? If you have a moment, could you please also leave us a rating/review on iTunes? It really helps other people find us and new listeners make us so happy. Thanks to all of you for all of your continued support--it truly means so much to us.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

You say I only hear what I want to. Hi. Hello. Welcome to another episode of WhereWave Ambulance. I'm Katie. And I'm here with my friend Alan. Hi, Katie. We're also here with our friend Ross.

Hi, Ross. Hey, Ross. How's it going? Good, how are you? Doing all right. We're also here with Lisa Loeb. Hi, Lisa lobe. Just kidding.

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As well as Academy Award-winning actor Jeffrey Rush, Famca Janssen, Taydig's, Ali Larder, Patrick Gallagher, Peter Gallagher, excuse me, and two or three other people. Chris Catan? Oh, Chris Catan, I forgot. You're talking about mango? Yeah. My man mangoes in this. Did you notice that everyone in this movie is like a poor man's version of someone else? Oh sure. Like, Jeffrey Rush is sort of a poor man's James Woods.

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So hunky. It's interesting that you say, Catharisa Jones, because this movie reminded me, unfortunately, of the remake of The Haunting. You liked itthis movie. Ross, why did you bring this to us? Well, I just want to say quickly, actually, before I sat down to watch this again, it's been a while since I've seen it, I was convinced that Catherine Zeta Jones was in this film. Right, so was I? And it started, it's like, oh no, it's Famka Janssen, someone else. She does a great Catherine Zeta though. was sadly one of the films that got me into horror films. Oh wow. I was working at a movie theater in 1999 when this was released,

and it was not a good movie theater. It only had three screens. And it sort of got like the films that no other theater wanted to have at the time in the big 16 screen theaters. So I would use my free passes or my breaks, you know, my 20-minute breaks where I could go and sit and watch a movie, I would watch this when it was there and I saw it. Wow. Yeah. That's very sweet. So and I think to working in a movie theater that time I have a a certain love for films that looked like the late 90s and early 2000s. It's a very distinctly. Very much, yeah. So it has a special place in my heart for that reason, but maybe that's the only reason, looking back at it and watching it again.

I honestly feel the same way you do about it, where I have like very fond memories of this movie because my cousin and I used to rent it at Eagle Video and it scared the shit out of me. And I love that like, I love that late 90s look. So I think that maybe that's just our age or something something something something something something something something something something something something something something, or something, or something, or something, because, because, like, because, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, 15, 16, 17. I don't know how old I was in 99. But it means something, yeah, you know, I don't know, I liked it. I mean this is... I don't hate this movie. I'm going right now. It's very much in with the haunting remake and like Ghost Ship and 13 Ghosts, they all have the same vibe. I knew you were going to bring those up, but I feel this is better. This was the same the same the same the same was the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same thi thi thi thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. I was thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi, I'm thi, I thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. Yeah, I was thi. Yeah, I was thi. Yeah, I was thi. Yeah, I was thi. Yeah, thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I th you were going to bring those up, but I feel this is better. This was the same production company I believe is the thing ghost, right?

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He is in this movie. Yeah, Padilackey. Along with a lot of like late 90s, early 2000 stars like Chad Michael Murray and Alicia. I know from 17th Magazine. They also did the reaping, which I don't know. Oh, that was, um, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's returned to House on Hunted Hill? Oh, they're back, baby.

Whose director is so poor that he doesn't even have a Wikipedia link? Oh, geez. Rock and roll all of the of them. It just gets worse and worse. And I don't think the director of this movie did anything of note either. I mean he did this. I mean he did this. I don't think the director of this movie did it. He did scared to death creature and fear. thrown. to thi. told me. to thi. to thrown. thi. thi. the the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. the the. the. the the. the the the. the. the the the. the the the the. the the director. the director. the director. the director. I the director. I the director. the director. the director. the director. the director. the director. the director. I the director. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. It's real bad. It's just absolutely see it. I think Stephen Dorff's in it. Am I making that? No, I think you're right. I think I'm not even going to look. I already clicked away.

This movie also, I was very excited to see, has Jeffrey Combs in it? Who you'll remember from the ghost doctor being way scarier than he was that like sort of robot walk. I remember like haunting me and then he it's still kind of scary but not great. But if the beautiful people started playing behind it be like oh yeah that's totally supposed to be here right now. No that's wrong it was some the your rhythmics cover. Sweet dreams. Oh that is in this yeah it's literally the only song in the film. When you get to the end of the credits, it's the only pop song.

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Spike from Buffy is in this movie? The cameraman is the character Spike from the Buffy TV show. That ride seemed like an insurance issue, right? Yeah, I felt like that ride was like their homage to William Castle, to like his old style of like... Not the creeper, what's it called? The tingler and like in the original house on the haunted hill when they would do showings of that a camera if it was sent around or a camera in the name of whatever the spook was in that one, but they would have a skeleton to spook it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the, the, the, the, the the, the the, throwne, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thereaugheananananananthemoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomeananananananthe there, wase, wase, wase, was one, but they would have a skeleton suspended from the ceiling that during the pivotal scene in that movie, if you guys have seen the original, there's like a skeleton

walk in that they would drop the skeleton down over the audience. Weird. And I think it worked like one out of ten times or whatever, but like it would come down to like slide down through the audience and of what this movie's about? Sure. And it's not spaghetti straps and glitter eyeshadow, which do make an appearance. Oh, an appearance. They should get a credit. Yes. So Academy Award-winning actor Jeffrey Rush plays Stephen Price, who is a scary theme park mogul.

He's got just money everywhere and he likes to scare people with his money. And he is married to Famca Jansen. She decides that she wants to have her birthday party at the house on Haunted Hill, a psychiatric ward that burned down in 1931. The building's still there, but there was a large fire that consumed all but five people in it back in the building's still there, but there was a large fire that consumed all but five people in it back in the day.

And that's where she wants to have her birthday party. When they get to the party, they realize the guests of the party are not who they thought they invited. They're five strangers. And so now they have to figure out who these strangers are while competing for Stephen Price's $1 million prize. He's offered a million dollars if you can survive the night in the house on Haunted Hill. So I think that's basically the overview. Yeah, that's actually the quickest overview.

That is the quickest overview we've ever had. Really succinct and very good. Thank you for having me. I look forward to hearing off their. I'm going toangent for 25 minutes. Like I don't know how you didn't mention that Fumka Jansen is talking on a phone in a bathtub watching TV drinking a Bloody Mary and I was like this is the best fucking life. Why are you so fucking why are you so upset? Because your life is so great. Yeah how you get that bubble consistency.

I need to get up on that bubble consistency. Who's drinking a bloody merry in the bathtub? That's so great. Why are we not all doing that? There's so many ingredients in that thing. She seems to be like no more than five feet from a bottle of Finlandia throughout the whole film. And it's like, they must have paid a lot of money because it's always angles. Yeah. She's also 37 feet tall. Yes. . Very tall or everyone else is just tidy. I didn't realize how short T. Diggs was Oh, yeah, I'm like critically wates movie. I'm like, oh, he's a little guy. So the two white ladies

that come in with Chay digs? You mean, they're the exact same person, right? Yeah, she was Brigitte Wilson, Sampress, she's married to tennis star Pete Samperus, with Sonia Blade in the Mortal Kombat movie. Wow. Yeah, which I love, I love the Mortal Kombat. I love the mortal combat movie movie. I lovedia both of them. I lovedia.

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Yes. Like, you've only paid me this much of an is as much of an American accent I'm going to do. If you want the actual American accent, I need another 2 million. It's, yeah, everyone in this movie, I mean, they're in, right? They're all doing it. Oh yeah. Like, Honda. So, Stephen Price and his wife, Evelyn, are like trying to kill each other but maybe not trying to kill each other, which I found very confusing upon this critical viewing.

Are they killing, are they trying to kill each other? Do they want each other dead? Yes. Because she has hired, not hired, she's trying to get the other people to shoot him. I don't know. And spoiler, she has a romantic liaison with a doctor played by Peter Gallagher. Yeah, not Billy Zane. Not Jeff Goldblum.

Sadly. Can you imagine Jeff Goldblum in that role? Although I would not have like the weird cold thing that he did. What's the cold? When he's like touching her, and he's like, oh, cool. And he like touches, never mind. Because he's gross. Do you know what I'm talking about? All right.

Did I watch a different version of the gross parts? This was R-rated, and they just went like blood and breast right out of the gates. They were just like, come on, let's do this, let's do this. There's just random boobs. Yeah. So I feel like the aesthetic from this film was someone sat down and watched the video for Nine Inchnails Closer. Yes. And it was like, we'll just do that. And there's even a scene where Academy award-winning actor Jeffrey Rush is inside this large sort

of device with just spinning whirligigs and just creepy imagery pops out at him. And there's a sign that basically says, you know, if you're feeling sick, put on these Trent Reznor goggles. Yeah. And so he does. And so there's this scene that almost looks like it's like matched, like frame for frame from the middle of that video. But that's, I mean, that's what a lot of this, like, there's a lot of like, it-blblblblbler. Yes. The spinny thing reminded me of the spinny thing from the end of 13 ghosts,

which is another reason I like tacked those movies together. I don't even remember what that is. It was the big zodiac thing that was spinning andthink was particularly dumb. I didn't understand what was happening. Well that was the bad doctor, right? And he had like an old tiny soccer ball? Jeffrey Combs was playing bouncy balls. Yeah. I didn't understand why he had the ball but he did. I don't know. Jeffrey Combs is like such a great snarky dick and they didn't let him talk at all. snarky. Let's do this. It'll be great for your snarky 90s movie. So the other thing that was weird, and I was thinking about watching this in comparison to 13 Ghost also, both of these films just kind of take place in the basement of a large house. Why do they keep going into the basement though? They can't even like come up with a conceit for them to they. They they. They like. They like. They like they like they like they like they like. They like they like they like they like they like. They like they like they like. They like they like they like they like they like they like they like. They like they like come like come like come like come like come like come like come like come like come like come like come up. They like come up. they like come like come up. they like come come come up. they they're like come come come come come come. they're like come come come. they're like come come come come come come come. they're like come come. they're like come come. they're like come. their. their. their. their. their. they're like come. their. they. they. they. they. they're like come. they're like come. they're like come. they're like come. they're like come up. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. they're like, like come like, like, like, like, like, like, like come. they're like, like, like, they're like, they're like, let's go back in the basement. Why? Right. And it's, I love that it's, you know, this thing isn't even a house. It's a

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She doesn't care, like nobody cares. Why don't they just get divorced? It seems a very stressful life. They're staunched Catholics and they can't get divorced. How did Peter Gallagher show up at the party anyway? I know this is a very minor detail, but this really bothered me because they all arrived like chauffeur. Oh, he's reading his invitation too. He has an invitation, but the ghosts didn't invite him.

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that was one kickass party. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't. There should have been a guitar squeal. Aren't you glad your basements just like run-of-the-mill scary? Like just like a clanking boiler scare and like some litter boxes for me? Yeah, the biggest fear is where did the cat pay that I have to go clean up? Yeah. Oh, I do want to mention that William Malone who I maligned earlier when I maligned Malone. He was the guy who designed the Halloween mask, the shape mask in Halloween. Really? Yeah, you're a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their tha. I thoana. I thoanananananana. that. Yeah. I'm th. I'm. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah... Yeah. Yeah...... Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah.. Yeah..... Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah, he worked on that movie. Do you want to apologize to him or? Nah, you're a terrible director dog?

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He's got all those lunchbox collector. What are you talking about? That was his thing when he started out. Really? Yeah, guys, don't make me look like a Marilyn Manson fan. Sorry about your shame. I thought maybe you just meant they made lunch boxes out of one of his album covers and he's still selling them for $2 a pop. I would take that to work with me. He was big in to collect like 70s cartoon lunch boxes. That's. That's. That's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, to to to to to to to to to th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. the.'s adorable. That's very cute. Yeah. Why do I know that? Really, really cast him in a new light? Yeah, I feel differently about it. I actually like that cover of the rhythmic song. Oh yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, that album is fine. I remember the album. We'll listen to it later. I'm good. I'm good. I mean, I was 15, so. Oh, yeah, for sure. It was good. Can I just tell you the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I th. I was. I'm. I'm. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I, so. Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. It was good. Can I just tell you the name of the person who wrote this movie real quick? Yeah, please.

Dick Beebe. Dick Beebe. Spoke a last name for me? Bee, E, E, E, E, B, E line to Hey Diggs would utter in this evening. Oh, hell no, Dick Beebee. Yeah. Oh, do you have anything else? I don't, I don't know that I do have anything else.

I think, yeah. Are we moving on to the... Rating space? Who wants to go first? You do. All right. Oh boy. This was a real ghost ship experience for me.

This was a yeah I actually had fun talking about it with you guys. And I actually thought a little better of the movie, like kind of seeing the enjoyment that you guys have had with it at some point. Oh, that's really cute that you guys like it. No, no, not not. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. This th. th. th. This, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is thi. this is the enjoyment that you guys have had with it at some point. Oh, that's really cute that you guys like it. No, no, not that. It's just like, oh, well, like, you know, the whole thing, I'm like, it's just not for me probably, but I really didn't like it.

I really didn't like it. My last note is that sucked, I was, the, the, the, that, th, the, th, the, th, th, the, the, th, th, the, the, that, the, the, that, that, that, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th th threats, th th th that, that, that, that, that, that, th that, th for me at all. I was really, I thought like it started off kind of strong and like I liked the idea of the roller coaster that like made you feel like you were dropping in an elevator and all that stuff, that was really fun. I'm gonna give it a three. All right. Yeah, it was, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You don't have all a little sorry. I'm actually not sorry because I this is a movie I watch probably like once every other year. Oh, that's awesome. And I know it isn't because you just finish it with that that's sucked. What? How many movies do I watch that you think are garbage? Oh, all of them? I just showed you my head that I bought shopping mall and you're like, I didn't say, mm. I said, hmm. It's a very distinct difference. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a th. This is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. This is a th. I. I. I th. I. I. I. It's a very distinct. It's a very distinct a very distinct a very distinct different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different different. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm a very very distinct. I. I'm a very distinct. I'm, garr. I didn't say, uh, and I said, mm. It's a very distinct difference. I don't hate this movie. While watching it, I could see that it was very 13 ghosts. And I could see that it was very, um, ghost ship and just those bad late 90s movies. I could smell it on it, but I just had enjoyed it so much as a teenager that I can't I can't turn my back on it so I'm gonna give it a seven no I'm gonna give it a

six and a half six and a half just because it's so it's so funny if nothing else it's a really funny movie I like that you changed right before you took your hand off your chestpiece you really you gotta you gotta say it before you quit. And I just recall this being a movie where I would like go to change my laundry over in the basement and then run up the stairs real fast because there might be a scary doctor down there.

Which, it bums me out that I'll probably never feel that way again. Like I saw it get a little creeped out after seeing a scary movie, but I'll never feel like like like like like like like like the the the th a tha thage thia thia thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to get like, I'm like, I'm to get like, I'm to get like, I'm to get like, I'm like, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to'm sorry but I can't go in the basement because I saw this movie or like I don't home invasion movies don't do that for you not really I just feel like I'll never get that feeling back and I feel like that's how people get into drugs do you know what I mean you're chasing the scare dragon I don't I don't know you're chasing the scare dragon I I don't I don't know I th I just th I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just th I just th th th th th I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the th the the the th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just I just I just I just just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thr-I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th thi th the th th thi, I mean isn't that why we watch horror movies? Yeah, and I guess I'm just never getting it again. I don't know, it's still out there. You still chase that dragon. Yeah. Well, we'll keep trying because we have so many more episodes. Ross, what did you think of this film? I think I'm kind of wedged between the two of you on this. A little were a little sandwich sandwich. So again, like a their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thii. thi. thi. thi. Well, thi. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, thi. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well, th. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well, th. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I know, watched this movie a lot, growing up, I really

liked it. I still do watch it, I guess, semi-regularly, like you do Katie. I'll put it on once every, every year, every other year. Oh, wow. It was on cable a lot, yeah. But the thing is, when I've watched it before, I know it so well that I will do something else. I'll be cleaning the c cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl the th. I've the th. I've thi th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. I the. I th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. that I will do something else. I'll be cleaning my apartment, I'll be doing laundry. So I haven't really sat down and watched this film start to finish in a very long time, even though it's been on in my apartment, you know, multiple times in the past several

years. Doing so for this episode made me realize all these questions and all these things like, well, that just doesn't make any sense at all. Why are they calling it a house for two hours? So that said, I'll give it maybe a five and a half. I think compared to some of those other films they went on to make, like 13 ghosts, this is a little bit more coherent than some of those later ones. They seem to get a little bit worse with each one they put out.

So at least this has like a semi-logical beginning, middle, and end, and you can kind of follow that arc. But that's a very, that's damning with faint praise to say, you know, it has a beginning middle and end. Thus it is a movie. They didn't stop halfway through. Which they kind of did with 13 ghosts, so. Yeah, for sure. so I guess that's something do you want it just do you know what else is something Katie cryptoium Ross we have a sponsor well actually we have two sponsors for right now we're gonna talk about our first sponsor cryptochurium sounds exciting tell me more Katie

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touch that plasticy paint smell it. Oh yeah, that's good. You want to put that the... Put that in a bag and just sit in your backyard, huh? It feels good man. Jason, that scare dragon. Well yeah, Jason, thank you so much for sponsoring us. Yeah, and if you want to sign up for cryptoccurium, you can get it at cryptocurium.com at CRYPTOCURIUM dot com. Why don't you? Stop it? Stop not doing it. Come on guys. I'm not doing it. And if you do sign up let Jason know that you heard about it from us. Yes so he keeps giving us thi. So he knows it his money is going was cool with it. Like how we tried to manipulate his children and telling him to give us more money in the Coraline episode.

I legitimately felt bad about that. I feel like we were in such a sadness hold of that point. It was just like anything we say it can't be helping. It's very sad, yeah. Have you guys listened to the underpinning of existential crisis that was going up in the entire thing. It's so true. Should I have saved that for mail bag?

Well, that was our minute. That was this week's mail bag. Do you want to say it real quick? All right, done and done. Well, we also have a message on the facingacing Book where someone suggests in a movie to us. Oh, what is it? It's from Alicia Marabella. I'm sure I but... Beautiful name. She says, hey guys, just a quick suggestion of a terribly good movie for the podcast. 2015's Hellions, Hellions on Netflix. Thanks for putting out the podcast every week. Oh shit, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's to to to to to to thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the the the the the the thea. the thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. Thanks for putting out the podcast every week. Oh, shit, you're welcome, Alicia.

Oh, yeah. Thanks for listening. It's really sweet of you. It's always weird when people we don't know, listen, don't you think? How did you like us? You really like us. We also have a second sponsor this week, Ross. Can you believe it?

I can't.. A friend Mike Bukowski, small, what do you call it, printing, publishing, publishing, house? I'd call it a hospital. Watching hospital? Called Seventh Church Ministries. He puts out zines, basically, of people's art. He's done a bunch of his own art for the illustro-obscureum, which are these like H.P. Lovecraft-themed monster zines that he draws. But he's got one coming up called FantasmaGoria for Johanna Oast. I hope I'm not butchering that name too bad. That sounds right. And that is coming out, if I remember correctly, June 17th at 11 a.

And we've actually put a, uh, one of the drawings is on Instagram. We reposted that. And it's really gorgeous. And this is going to be something that you're going to want to have in your collection. Mike always does an awesome job with these. They're all hand-assembled. And there's very limited run quantities of these. You're going to want to get in there.

She's doing, Fantasma Goria is all based on Victorian ghost stories. The scariest of ghost stories. Yeah, yeah, it's the peak of ghost stories. That's why all ghosts look like Victorian ghosts now, no matter what they're doing. Or they look like weird Rorschach test as we learned from this movie. But, so yeah, go check this out. You can go to 7 Church Ministries. that's where you'd go to order it as well. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, to, their, to, and, and, their, their, their, to, their, to, their. to, to, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their.e.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.e.e.e.e. the the the the the you'd go to order it as well. I believe there's links to order from there. But you can also follow Seven Church Ministries on Instagram and Mike does updates on there and does pictures of the art from the Zines and stuff. So it's definitely worth checking out. Yeah. So thanks for sponsoring Mike.

So yeah, we've definitely added Hellions to our list. And actually next week we are going to be doing another movie from our list that was suggested by a number of you, which is probably because I mocked it earlier, and I'm sorry. But normally when Netflix pushes something on me, it's usually bad. Fuck you, last shift. You watched, I can't have you watched. Did you finish it? No, God no. But my eyes can never take that back. They've seen the awfulness that is that movie. So we're not doing last shift. We're doing hush. Shh. We're doing hush. So we'll do that next week. It's on Netflix. Watch it. You've probably

already watched it because Netflix is like, just watch this goddamn thing already. New episodes of Grace and Frankie, but you can't see them until you watch Hush. I love the suggestions. I love the suggestions because I watch a lot of British crime dramas and horror movies. thi suggestion list is just like you watch blood down line yet you watch last shift you watch I don't know. Rosemary in time. Rose Marian time you watch murder she wrote what are you doing? Yeah what are you doing? I like we can't mix this together so we'll just give you both. Thanks Ross for being here. Thanks for giving me an excuse to watch this movie without feeling guilty. You are welcome and I apologize heartily again. No, no, please, come on. I've made people watch garbage. A lot of our guests have a lot to apologize for and I just feel like this is probably not one of them. I remember neon maniacs. Never forget. That's always like the standard of things that we're supposed to be terrible, but but I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the standard. But I the standard. But I th. But I th. But I th. But I th. th. th. th. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. th, we've watched some bad stuff. Sure.

God Monster of Indian flats. Yeah, a frightmer. Those are like our first two guest episodes too, I think, weren't they? Yeah. Great job, guys. I have a special place of love for God Monster of Indian flats. I will never watch it again. It's a monster made out of sheep.

Oh yeah, it was made out of sheep. That poor god monster though, he deserved to live. Thanks, Carrie. Thanks, Ross. Thanks for real. Thank you. And thanks so much for listening to another episode of a werewolf ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.