Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 86- Hush (2016)

Episode Date: June 13, 2016

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2016 home invasion film "Hush." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the possible side effects of Ecto-Cooler, Deep Purple vs. Kula Shaker vs. Simon & Garfunkel, the advantages of living in the city, survival plans for a home invasion and terrible accents from terrible television shows.  What do you think about this movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. Please also consider visiting a couple of webpages on our behalf: our sponsors Cryptocurium and their amazing Parcel of Terror at http://www.cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries and their wonderful zines at http://www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and a gofundme that is very close to our hearts, a cataract surgery fund for Kevin (a Werewolf Ambulance EMT) at https://www.gofundme.com/27qvpdsd. These things mean a lot to us, and it's awesome that you guys support them too. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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I'm glad you guys aren't deaf. This movie tapped into a lot of my fears, Katie. Yeah, I believe it. Home invasion? Yep. Big fear for the Hitchman. The idea of, how has this never, well, wait, has it actually been done before? Like a deaf person? Yeah. Not that I know of.

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Yeah, and that's pretty much the rest of the movie. Yeah. A couple things. Yeah. I mean, I guess we have to have several things if we're going to make this into an episode. Of course. I have some stuff to that Stephen King has some sort of contract where he has to be referenced in every horror movie ever?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't think so? No. I think he's just the king. He's literally the king of horror. Or is he the king in one way or another? Ah! Aah?

Acktookoolour! No, I mean, I just feel like every movie literally references Stephen King in one way or another. He tweeted about this film. Did he like it? He's big on the Twitters. Oh, is he? I don't think I want to follow him. I don't think I want to know.

And he loved this movie. He loved this movie. He put it in the Pantheon alongside Halloween for Slash. Whoa. Which spoiler alert, I also really like those movie. Yeah, me also do you listen to the podcast radio lab With the radio show, it's one of them NPR shows I feel like I should get into NPR shows, but it's too daunting for some reason I don't know where to begin. Oh, I give you 4,000 of them like what do you want from me? You know? I highly recommend radio lab if you can get past all of the like they're very into a thua. thua. the their th. their their their they're their they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to their th. th. their th. I their their their their their their their their their to their to to to to to to their to to their the like they're very into a putting a lot of sound effects into the show. So are we though to be fair. Yeah yeah yeah or is that a cool a shaker? I don't know what a cool a shaker is. It's a good cover. It's a sudden I know what you did

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and murders one of the kids, and then he just walked off into the woods are awful. This is why the woods are awful though. I knew, yeah, I felt like this was going to, but like I would love to live in that house that she lives in. I would love to live in it if it was in a city. Oh no, away from everybody. The city burned her. She had to leave. It was too much. It was too loud. It was a good joke. There's a lot of good joke th joke th joke th joke th joke. th joke. th joke. th joke. th joke. th joke. th joke. th joke. th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho thi thi. thi thi thi thooo thoo thoo tho tho tho tho thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to thi. thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeaaa. thea. theaa. thea. thiiiiiaa. thia. th a lot of good jokes on her her handicapped. Along with her being a Stephen King reference, there's always a cat. Always a cat. Yeah. It wasn't used for that cat effect. No, I kind of expected it to. I was sort of disappointed that it didn't pop out of a cabinet. Like, why was your cat in that cabinet? I don't know. Do we imagine we're going to do spoilers? We're going to do spoilers. You guys don't know that by now. Hang up.

I would have named that cat Mr. Flufford, Nutter. Wouldn't you? I would have named it Wilford Brimley. Oh, that's cute. It's good. Because he died recently? No, no. I think my third note is, holy shit, this is terrifying. When the guy's just standing outside and she's got her back to the fucking door,

don't ever sit with your back to a door. He's wearing that scary mask, which looked like someone I know, which looked like someone I know, but I can't figure out who it is, which was, I was finding very disconcerting. He did or the masked it. Yeah, it was something something something something something something something somethingthe mouth that look like someone I know and I kept being like, who's that killer? Who, when you see them in person and it clicks. I'm going to kill them with my crossbow.

Because why is it always a crossbow? Silent. Uh, well, are you on her house from the neighbor's house. Crossbow is just like so inconvenient. Yeah. Especially if you don't know how to load it. Which is a great portion of this movie is learning how to load a crossbow. Also a large portion of this movie is an Apple ad. Oh yeah, yeah. It's just like, and I, it's great that she has all this technology that she can use as a deaf person.

But it was just like, hey, Apple can do it for you? Did you feel like that? I did, but I also felt like, yeah, the same thing about like, it's really cool that that that whole world is open to her because ofing must just open up this whole like universe, you know, like... Did Steve Job invent texting? I don't know if Steve Job did it. I like that you drop the S-off his name. What you mean?

Steve Jobs? It's there. Did Teeth Job do that? What a guy. What a turtle? Oh, why? Why? Why? Doesn't matter what Teev Job wears. Where's what he wears? You're friends with Stephen Kang? Probably, honestly.

Probably. This movie made me hopeful for the comeback of bootcut jeans. Because she was wearing bootcut jeans and they look nice and it's a new movie. So I feel like hopefully that's where we're going. Along with this movie being 80% an apple ad, I think it's the other 20% is butts walking. Yeah, a lot of butts walking. A lot of butts walking. That actually comes in useful later in the film. In what way? When she remembers that her friend had her phone in her butt pocket.

She flashes back to her friend's butt pocket. He like gross stab fucks the friend. Did you find that extremely disconcerting? He's just like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I was already sad that the friend was dying so, folks. So we're introduced to the friend, Sarah, she comes over to return Maddie's book which she has written. Oh right, Maddie's a writer. And I believe a horror writer as well. Yeah, or mystery, seemingly, yeah.

Sarah is really trying to learn sign language that she can communicate better with her friend. And it was like, oh, you just found a way to make this character immediately endearing. It's the save the cat moment. She doesn't even have to save the cat. She's just like, look at her, she's, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, worked out. Yeah, and I think the same thing about having the character Be deaf makes them sort of like They were in a hole that they would have had to climb out of to make her shitty. Yeah, you know what? You know what? You know what? I mean, to automatically have like a sympathy for her. Especially I think because she lost her today

their teenager from meningitis. Right. And she had recently lost her handsome boyfriend, Craig, as well. It seemed like Craig might have wanted to get back together. Yeah. Were you sad that they never wrapped up the Craig storyline? I've wanted Craig to show up? I've wanted Craig to show up. And then I thought Craig was going to save the day. And then I thoo, spoiler, the thin, neither, neither, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the. Oh, well I'm glad Craig's alive. Maybe she'll get back together with him now

because she's sad. That's not a good reason to get back. No, no, she doesn't need to. She's a goddamn badass. Yeah. Did you feel like, a quick diversion from talking about the movie? Did you feel like this movie was like, saw your next?

We could take take out a lot of the comedy and increase the fingers being slammed in things. Yeah. And also let's make it so dark. I love that there's no motivation for this. And your next one like the motivations revealed like, oh I guess, okay. Yeah. But like the idea of just the like just the killer. Just that's why that story on Radio Lab like the dude turns out the dude was just insane yeah that's like the strangers too it's a home invasion film where these people just break in and kill you just for the sake of killing you oh really yeah is the strangers like funny games tell me about funny games and tell me about funny games and the the the the. Tell me about funny games and tell me about funny the the the the funny their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their funny their to to to told. told. their funny. their funny. their funny. their funny. their their their their their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is. their is their is their is their is their is their is. their is their is. their is. their. their. tell. tell. tell me. tell me. tell. tell me. tell. tell me. tell. tell me. tell me. tell me. tell me. tell me. tell me. their'll tell you if it's like that. Two kids come over, just murder a family over the course of like a couple days, and they're basically going through a neighborhood and doing this. No, well, it's like isolated.

It's like a commentary on like how isolated the upper class is. Oh, okay. No, this is just like about Liv Tyler and her fiance. Okay. And they are fighting in a house, a vacation home, they're fighting about something, and then these people just come in and kill them. Oh, spoiler alert. I have a friend who recently said something along the lines of a Live Tyler is a sure sign of a bad movie.

Ouch! I'm not seeing it. This friend is a male or female. He's never seen Empire Records. That was my retort. Thank you. That's such a good movie though. Also like, isn't she in the Lord of those rings? Yeah, she is. This is a good movie.

They're movies. She's in all of them, right? At least most of them. Yeah, for sure. It's like four to five of them. At least 30 hours of them. Yeah. But we're not here to talk about Lord of the Rings. We're here to talk about how scared I have about having my home invaded. Seriously, fuck it, I can't stand it.

Here's the thing though, you're fine here. If someone invades your home, you open your window and scream, someone call 911. And there will be like four people on your block calling 9-1-1. No? People don't do that? You know what I mean? Whenever it started getting warm, we had the windows open, one of the first nights, across the ravine from my house, there was just a woman screaming bloody murder. Did you call the police? We were like, what do we? You call the police?

Somewhere, someone's screaming. Yeah, it's in this region. Go there. Because we live across a ravine, and it just like sound just bounces. Yeah. So like when there's gunshots, which there are kind of on the reg, I sometimes I sound like they're outside of my front door. Yeah. So I just like, I'm like, I don't know where to tell them to go. I guess.

And so it was just like this is my nightmare. Yeah. When someone crawls toto my tiny door so I need to... For what? I'm going to go up to the attic get out on the roof and start screaming. That seems like a good plan. Seriously, I think it'll work. Think about the fact that she couldn't scream.

I know. I know. I know. I know. Because honestly, all I have to do is get up on the roof and scream, someone called 911, and that old Italian lady across the street is on the horn. The one who's monitoring your parking at all times. Yeah, well she wants to make sure I'm okay as far as how far from the curb I am. Yeah. So, yeah. I still think I might, I should be terrified. That's why my house the house is loaded with weapons. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. Being city full? Being city full. Also, this movie is a damning indictment of people with neck tattoos, don't you think? Especially if they're terrible.

Yeah. Well, yeah. Sorry if you have a neck tattoo. I like it. Do you ever see somebody who is a neck tattoo that says only God can judge me? No, who has that? I feel like I've seen it at Sandcastle. For those of you know from Pittsburgh, Sandcastle is our local water park, which is a great place to go and just like see Pittsburgh in a bathing suit, you know? I've never gone there. Oh you should go. You think I thought it was just for children's. I like it. I have this fear of getting stuck on water slides. Which is weird because that comes up and hush. So it does touch a lot of your fears.

She goes on that water slide and gets totally jammed in there. I don't know. I think one of the scariest scenes in this movie is she writes on the window so that the guy can see it. She writes, um, won't tell, didn't see face, boyfriend coming home, and then he takes off the mask so that she didn't see his face. Oh Christ. Yeah. That's when you see the eyes, the neck tattoo.

What is it? Flowers? I couldn't tell. I couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't. It was like a goat. Yeah. This movie made me realize that there is a brightness setting on my television. Oh. I had to crank way the house. Did you watch it today? Oh, okay, yeah, I watched it in the, I were like 11 o'clock last night. So I was even sleepy which was making me even more terrified. English breakfast, that's got caffeine in it. Yeah, I wanted a little picn up while I was watching the movie because I was a little tired guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm they, I'm th. Yeah, I'm, I'm th. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. Yeah. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm they. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm they. Yeah, I'm they. Oh, I'm they. Oh, I'm they. Oh, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like don't just, oh God, I'm just marbling. How about ectocler? Probably. There are so many choices in this film

that I'm just like, oh that's spot-on. That's so good. It really is. And the way, just the way it's shot is like beautiful. It's just every scene. Starts with that crane shot that just maybe was the point. I think so. Kind of get you off kilter at the beginning. But it also seems like a movie that was made very much on the cheap. Oh, I think it was made for less than $100,000. Which is a damning indictment of House on Hunted Hill. And all that money, and this movie kicked its ass. Do you feel like your inherent fear of the woods was really triggered by this movie?

Yeah, it's just that fear of isolation. Like I will almost never find myself somewhere that isolated. And when I do, like, I do like, um, at the, we occasionally go to the mountain home of Tara from the year next episode, which is very isolated. When I think we discuss that in that episode, I like lose my fucking mind up there. I make like, I the the the the their their their their their their their th. I make, I make, I th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, it's thi, thea, it's th. th. th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's thi. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, their fear. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. It's, th. It's, thi. It's, thi. thee. thea. thea. thea. thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah, thea. Yeah in that episode. I like lose my fucking mind up there. I'm like a god damn maniac and it make I make everyone crazy because I'm like closing the blinds and being like what's that and everyone else is just like completely relaxed like you're out in the middle of nowhere and I'm like yeah we're out in the middle of nowhere like it's just I can't

relax without like my neighbor across the street clocking up massive luggies at 8 o'clock in the morning. You know what I mean? Like, you need that, that's that city. I just need to know that, uh, I'm not gonna die. My partner's mom lives out in northern Pennsylvania, out in the middle of nowhere. Not the middle of nowhere, but pretty far out. And there's like bears and coyotes and shit. Nope. And like, you know, the last time we were there, I was walking the dog and I had a flashlight at night and I was just like scanning the tree line and be like, everything's just gonna run out and murder me.

There's an axe killer, there's a bear, there's like a group of coyote. Honestly, I just don't understand how, I guess, I the plural, I don't theoyote. Coyote's Uglies. I just feel like, I just, I understand I guess why people live in isolation, but I just don't think it could ever be for me. It's a pretty balsy move for this guy to assume that a person living by themselves in the middle of nowhere does not have a gun. Because she had a gun, this wrong. No, I like it better.

Steve Jobs. Why should a man be pluraled? Why should he? It's not better than me. She's got a hammer. She is. Yeah, she's really nothing to defend herself with. Yeah, she doesn't have a machete or a meat cleaver. Yeah, there's a machete. That's where the machete is. It's been behind me this whole time.

Where's the hammer? Hammers are in the basement. Meat cleavers on the bottom of the stairs. What's that right there? They're metal crucifixes. I suppose you could stab somebody with those or repel Satan. Or like a Dracula. or a dracula, or a d Dracula, or a dr. And I got pockets filled with knives, so. I just have...

You got your cricket bat. No field hockey stick, but close enough. Also like, what am I going to menace somebody with that? Get out of here. Hey, I'm sleeping here. Yeah. You just bang the walls and throw it at them and they don't have, you you don't have any where that's my biggest thing with horror movies when someone's attacking the bad guy they always leave the weapon like in this movie she stabs the bad guy in the leg I think and then just runs away no take the knife with you yeah never stop stabbing stabbing never to stab or you have just run out of stab energy. Your stab energy is gone. Your stabometer is just down at zero. I really want people to see this movie, so I feel like we're not like going scene by scene with it.

Yeah. I don't want to describe to you like and then she does this and then he does that. Yeah, I think you should just see it. I really want to just hype you to how Katie's just chugging ecta cooler. It's amazing. I think it's almost gone hot. Yeah. Um, I was gonna smash this into my skull. And I thought that's a bad idea. I like felt it hit my head and I was like, you're stupid.

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completely from her perspective. Okay. But they figured like the audience would just lose interest. It's a little niche. Yeah. All the sound is ADR. They went back in and like plug in all the sounds there's not much at all. Yeah, very, I think they said the script was like a total of 50 pages because there's so little dialogue in this film. And apparently they also said that they wrote the movie by acting everything out in their home or in one of their homes is written by the star of the movie. She wrote it as well as the director. Her name is Kate Siegel. Yeah, not to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their is their is their is their is their is so. I the star of the movie. She wrote it as well as the director. Her name is Kate Siegel. Yeah. Not to be confused with Katie Segal. Although imagine Peg Bundy in this movie.

She would fuck shit up. I love Peg Bundy. Should have charged through that window at the tune. Yeah. I'm great. Well smoking. Oh, I smoked. It's so cool. So they basically blocked out the entire movie in their home or in the home they were writing in and then when they went to film it they were like oh we have to rewrite because this house is not the exact same house. Yeah this is a different house yeah but weird they wouldn't the thought of that to each their own. Excellent use of the house too like yeah yeah theyre the the house theymea the the the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house they they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the house their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house they they they they they they they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they's they's they's they's they is they. the house and you see like, I mean, every room has a window in it and you're like, oh, fuck.

You know, like, where are you going to go? There's that great scene where she's having that internal dialogue. And you're just like, you can't hide in that room, and you can't hide in that room because that room has a window. And you're just going to have to wait title of this movie was too many endings? I kind of thought that. Well, when we get to that first ending, yeah, did it fake you out? I was like, I think I have the note,

this is not how I wanted this to end. Yeah. Because I was just like, oh, there's a fake ending. Sorry, guys. Is this movie just going to be the bleakestest f bleakest Like, yeah. And I was like, when it was happening, I was like, all right, I'll get on board with this. Like I will fully support you. Oh, okay. Yeah. But done really well. Yeah, I believed it and then I was like, uh, let's talk about John for a second. Yeah, let's talk about John for a second. Yeah, he's a dumb. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. I. I. I. th. th. I. th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. too. teeeeeeeea. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I for a second. Yeah. He's a dumb-dum. And also it kind of proves that all you need to do is speak authoritatively to people and they just fall in line.

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Were you eight? I was 18 and I was like, nah, nah. And the cop was like, what do you, what do you think we should do with you? And my friend's today, let them go. He was like, I said, we let tell you. It was very, very, very good, which the cop did not appreciate. And he was also like, my friend's car was parked near the pool. And she was like, well, are you going to take us back to my car? And he's like, forget your car, you'll never see it again. And she was like, what?

He thought you were little baby children. Yeah. Who have object permanence problems? Case in his car is just gone forever. Yeah, but yeah. So all you have to to hold a flashlight up and say that you're a cop. People would be like, oh yeah, totally. Yeah, he didn't look like a cop. No, he looked like a bloody man. Yeah, with a neck tattoo.

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I'm sure. I think I'm gonna roll my pants down a little bit. You drag it too fast. I gave a 26 minutes. Um. You're outside leggings. You have leggings underneath those? No, no, these are like, these look like paint.

They're jaggings. Oh, jiggings, sure. But they don't have a button. They're just falsies. You're just, the sound new year is me snapping my jiggings. Are we doing this, are we talking, like, I feel like this is this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is our this is our this is our this is our this is our this is our this is our this is our this is our this, are we talking, like, I feel like this is our worst episode ever? No, isn't that that Christmas movie that we did? Oh, I thought that one was fine. Was it pun-it-punishment? Was that what I was? Yeah.

Yeah, I just, I mean, I'm fully willing to move on to the ratings phase now because I feel like we could, you know, we're 30 minutes in. Yeah. This is the problem with movies that I don't have a problem with. Yeah, if I have a problem of the movie, I have a lot to say. Yeah, I agree. There's almost nothing about this movie I would change. I don't think there's almost nothing like Conceptually there's almost nothing to this movie except Deaf woman having her home invaded fighting for her life

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We're fine here. Baltimore, the Pittsburgh of the sea. Is it? I guess kind of. The accents are very similar. Yeah, if you watch the wire, which you have it, yeah. I'm saving it. You would be like, oh, these people have yinzer accents. That's like in the most recent season of American horror story, Kathy Bates is doing like a very, very yinzer accent.

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Is this like Halloween candy allotment? Like, I'm just going to eat those two JVs now and those Reese's peanut butter cups will eat later. This is the problem I have with everything we're like, especially with like leftovers, like food leftovers, that I'm like, I have to save that for later. And then it goes bad and I never eat it. So that's how I'm gonna die. I feel like lately this podcast has been a lot about my neuroses and I need to stop. All right, well on that note, do you want to move on to the ratings face?

Yeah. Ratings face? Oh, Chickasaw's back. Yeah. I love this movie. I thought this was great. It's also very short, which I'm, there's no... Hour and 20 minutes, man. There's no superfluous scenes to it. There's no scenes where you're like, come on, what is going on here? Yeah. Because a movie like this, where there's like less than 10 minutes of dialogue, probably. Right.

Could really drag, and it doesn't. It keeps you super engaged the whole time. You're right thatthat's never revealed. Spoiler. Spoiler. I loved it, nine and a half. Awesome. Would, and I'm sorry that I said so many things on Netflix pushing it on me and being such a jerk about it. Yeah, it's very, very, very good and you should watch it.

Yeah, I would highly recommend if you watch this as well. too, like I think it, or nine, you get a nine and a half. I did. So I think it's just super solid, it's super smart. Just conceptually, like, it's a really smart take on the slasher genre. Like, yeah. And the fact that I love that he's not quippy, the serial killer, he's just like, matter of fact, you're going to die. Yeah. He's really great in his the the the the the thiiiia the thia. thia. thia. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. thi. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tta. tta. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. It's a t. It's a t. It's a t. t. tta. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. t. ta. ta. ta. ta. te. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. t. John when he's pretending to be the cop. Like, yeah. You're like, oh, you're a total sociopath. You have the charisma of a total sociopath. That's awesome.

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A fan of Cryptocurium's Parcel of Terror. That was a really good segue. Oh, thanks, man. Yeah. Should we? Do we have something? We do. Would you like to open this box?

That I've already cut so you don't have to see my knife? I like how you say it like that. All right, all right. Here I'll take the letter. You take the box. All right. So what is the parcel of terrake? It is a monthly subscription box that you can sign up for at Cryptocurium.com. It's CRYPTOCURIM. to co-m. Mm-hmm. In fact, yes. In it is a bunch of crazy, awesome, shit that our friend Jason makes and gets other people to make as well such as art and stories and actually I'm gonna read you about what's in um I'm just

gonna dig into this great paper here do it do it do it fully work all right this month's parcel of terror and includes the throwns. All right this month's parcel of terror and includes the lockness. Wall plaque the third in our series of Crypto Zoology themed wall plaques depicts the mysterious inhabitant of Loch Ness Scotland. Cassanzollard Reson and individually hand-painted in a metallic green finish. That's gorgeous. That is amazing. You know who's going to love that?

Yeah. I do. Oh, I wanted to mention that Jason is going to be doing a podcast about teenage ninja turtles. I'll tell Rob. I use his talking mind. I think he actually is already listening to a teenager ninja turtles podcast, but I'm sure there's room in his life or two. Yeah, especially from an awesome dude like Jason. Although he doesn't listen to our podcast because he has too many episodes of tod the the episodes the episodes the the episodes the the episodes the's why I say these things about Rob and then I tell him that I say them later but he he has no idea. This episode's all about a war

that's tweet brothers and brothers that's that's what it is. That's literally what it is. All right so beautiful Loch Ness monster plaque Predator sticker a high quality pearl finished eye cut sticker of the demon who makes trophies of men. You guys should listen to her. Cut those lips. What are this called? Mandibles? Labia, whatever. Oh.

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Due to the sensitive nature of this item, it has been labeled top secret and includes a partially redacted document that details the discovery. Top secret. Top secret. . .. So, the, No, that wasn't very good. Much like the return of the X files. That wasn't very good.

Ouch. You know what? I never even finished it. This does do not open. I shouldn't have opened then. Oh, fuck. Well, I think it's do not open this baggie. I think it's OK to open that baggie. Yeah, it's not open this baggy. Apparently they are doing more X-Files. Oh. I didn't get once the lead singer of Rancid

showed up in an episode. I'm done done. Lint. Tim Armstrong, yeah. Tim Bambstrom. They just say word jumble. There's a redacted document. That's awesome. It's an office memorandum of United States government date June 30th, 1949 and stamp top secret. And it says information concerning flying discs and then a bunch of shit is redacted, which is awesome. This is amazing. This artifact is really cool. Jason you've outdone yourself as always. As always. All right, what else do we got in here? One more thing? Black Philip. It's a black Philip print wood style like to live deliciously. The perpetrator of heinous supernatural sorcery or the scapegoat of religious hysteria? Both? Butter? You decide.

Brought to you by CryptocarCyrium guest artist Brandon Zimmerman of miserarium.com, printed on high-quality cream card stock. This is gorgeous. Hell yeah, it is. What's thou like to live deliciously? I feel like this is going to call back, but how much is this month? Buttheat. thi. month for the Cryptocurium? It's about your butter budget. 35 bucks a month.

How much are you spending on butter? Like 70, so it's like half my butter budget? Half your better budget. Get half the butter, a whole Cryptocurium. Yeah, this is, every month, I'm like, oh, he's not, he's gonna be about top that. He's not gonna for us to fight about my husband and I, so thank you. Although I think we've recently agreed there is no Loch Ness Monster.

What? That's the one that it might be able to go with. What? It's a lake. It's a fucking lake. Yeah, thanks Jason. get your own at cryptocurrencyum.com, CRYPTO-C-U-R-I-U-M dot com. Yeah, thanks, Jason. Katie, what?

You're not going to believe this. Am I? We have a second sponsor. What? Is it Mike again? It's Mike. Seven Church Ministries. Thanks, Mike.

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Thank you, Mike. Two unboxys, weigloat. theyfews. theirs, it's And there's not many of these. So you've got to get in there and get them fast. And I feel very honored that we got one. Here, you look at this. You look at this stuff. There's some other stuff.

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We're doing the best we can with that, too. Katie, what are we doing next time? to the 90s because I just cannot spend enough time in the late 90s. Would you say the late 90s are your my 1980s? Yes. I mean, we're literally just 10 years apart. It's literally just a decade difference. And I also love high school movies. And I was in high school for this movie, so wow.

So what movie are we doing? Oh, the faculty. Oh, the faculty. Baby Elijah Wood. I hadn't, yeah, well we'll talk about it. So yeah, and that is Amazon. I watch it on Amazon. I watch it on Amazon too. It's a 48-hour rental, so like you don't have to get it all in today. You're really breaking up for the next week.

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We do have something that I would like to mention from two fans of the podcast. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love this. Who tagged us in a photo? On the feasting books. Yes, Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren. the their their their they they I love these two guys. They're so nice. They're so nice. They're so sweet to us. And they were at scare con, which is ridiculously named Con in New England. It's a little lazy. I think Scare Con would have been lazy. They threw an uh in there. Do you think Scare Con was taken? Probably. Yep. Couldn't get that URL. Where they picked up a poster for the original house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house house. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. taken? Probably. Yep, yep, couldn't get that URL. Where they picked up a poster for the original house on Haunted Hill and tagged us in

the photo. Super timely. Yeah, I love it. It was really awesome. And Alexan looks so stoke. She's super stoked. So yeah, mail bag. Yeah, that's the best we've got. damn email. Send us your email, send Mike and Jason your money. Send us your money

too. I mean you can just send it to us if you want. Yeah we're gonna get a pay-pal to us. Just pay-pal. Yeah just find us. Don't mail cash. I don't want checks. Yeah, join us next time for the faculty. Yeah, thanks listening to another episode of Whereolph ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye.