Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 87- The Faculty (1998)

Episode Date: June 20, 2016

This week we're returning to the 1990s because quite frankly, we just can't get enough lately! Join us as we discuss the 1998 sci-fi horror film "The Faculty." Things to consider include: the exceptional fashion of the 1990s, feeling left behind by popular culture once one reaches a particular age, whether or not this is actually a better version of "Scream," the actors in this movie that you know from a million other things, some love for the television sitcom 'Frasier' and this terrifying portrait of Edward Furlong that exists on Katie's cell phone: http://bit.ly/1YzzKv3 Have you seen this one? Tell us your thoughts on it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. If you have a moment and want to help out the show, please hop over to iTunes where you can rate and review us. It helps other people find us, and that is awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done so already. You are truly the best.  Also, give a little love to this week's sponsors: the super creepy and wonderful monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror from Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and the eerie, beautiful artwork featured in the handmade zines offered by Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). We love the stuff these guys produce and we know you will too.   Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Okay. Okay. Everyone in this movie is someone you know from something else and I love every second of it. I just have so many names with exclamation points next to them. Terminator, Kruger, Kruger, Frazier's wife. Baby Elijah Wood. Kruger. Kruger from Seinfeld is the drunk teacher who was also in Thinner who has that real sad death that we talked about on that episode. Piper Lorry? Yeah. From Twin Peaks and Carrie's mom? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. B. Newworth? That's a

frayor's wife. Can we just have a moment with B. Newark? I have such a crush on B. B. Nourth. And have like 30 years. All right. Yeah, she's amazing. Yeah, she's she's amazing. Yeah, baby knew we're Frazier's wife. I live with a person who really fucking loves Frazier. That can't be true. Oh my god, it's so true. Does he talk about how Ariadite it is? He just loves it. He just thinks it's so funny.

There are like few things that make me laugh harder than Rob laughing at Frazier. Oh, he did not to watch Frazier? And he'll be like, yeah, I won't put on Frazier and he just laughs his little face off. That is the most adorable thing I'm gonna hear today. God I hope so. Even more adorable than baby, baby Elijah Wood. Oh God, he's so cute. You want to put him in your pocket and little sugar cues. I just love Elijah would would. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is like he is like he is like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like, he's like like to be to be to be like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to th. He. He. He th. He will will will to to th. He will to to to to to to be to be to be th. He's like to be to be th. He's like like to be th. just love Elijah Wood. He's like never done anything wrong by me, you know. He seems pretty alright. Do you ever see the good son with him in McCullochin? Yes. Really fucked up.

Did you ever see Green Street Hooligans with him as a football hooligan? It's not exactly believable. No. But he's real good as a child. Yeah, I want to see his remake, maybe we should do it for the podcast, the remake of Maniac that he stars in. I don't, I think I've seen it. Is it good? I haven't seen it, but I'm interested to see it and maybe this will be the, I do have a vehicle for watching horror movies.

Oh, a TV. That is this podcast. Oh, I thought you meant your television. Roku. Roku. Roku. That lady from the Fast and the Furious is in this movie with the bangs. There's a lady from the Fast. Jordan Brewster. It's got that Banks. I don't know if I'm right. She's Delilah in this movie.

She's in the Fast and Furious movies. She's like as terrible a nerd in this movie. I have some questions about her, but I just want to quickly run through all of the other people who we know from other things. The guy from that 70s show and Mitch from Pazic Confused, I was like, you guys are perfect buddies. A creed?

Creed? The man, covering an Alice Cooper song maybe so sad. I did not even know that. What are you doing late 90s? They're doing 18 by Alice Coofer and I was like what? Oh that's who was it was doing it I heard that but I didn't know who it was. John Stewart as professor Edward Furlong? Yeah. Why didn't his acting career take off? Oh that's right. Great guy terrible actor. terrible goatee. Oh yeah. Terrible goatee, professor Edward Furlong. Why is it named that? I don't know, but my friend Christina is obsessed with any furlong? Oh really?

Yeah. And one night I got drunk with her and when I woke up in the morning, this was the wallpaper of my cell phone. Please stop it. It's like bloated adult Edward Furong with his hair and a half ponytail. Look at it. He's smiling against the glamor shots background. We'll put it on Instagram. Remind me to put this on Instagram because it's worth it.

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It's... Why does he have dumb and dumber hair? I don't know. I don't know. Is he supposed to be heart did not throb for him. A little Elijah Wood maybe? It's a little prepubescent though, don't you think? It was 17.

Oh, God, what a late bloomer. He still got like kind of a high-pitched voice. Even Stan the football player, I mean, I'm the thrown, I mean, thusususususususususususus, I'm thuuu…, I'm thu, I'm thu, I'm thu, I'm thu, I'm a thu, I'm a little, I'm a little, it's, it's, it's, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it, it, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a little, it's a little, it's throbbing the most in this movie. Or Frazier's wife, I don't know. Oh, BB Neworth. She, I mean, I was just like, what, huh? What, baby Newark is in this movie? She's great in it. Yeah. Do you want to talk about what this movie is about? This movie is about a high school in Ohio. That... Everyone is very disaffected. It was the 90s. And violent. Yeah, it was the 90s. The one punchy girl is a is a Phoenix child. He's one of the Phoenix children. Some are Phoenix. And this high school gets infested with body snatching aliens.

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You liked it. You liked it. Have you watched Scream the TV show at all? Negative, I have not. Beautiful teens? Beautiful teens. Why are they making those beautiful teens for all these shows? California, I think.

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because we see the football scene, and then there's the scene of, this like long scene of the principal, um, for your wife, yeah, listen. There's a lot of characters in this movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So many characters. They keep talking about people and I'm like, who? I think that's why they had to be recognizable actors. Yeah, I think you're right. She's being chased around the school by Robert Patrick,

who's trying to keep a goose bucket. They're like having a fight, she almost escapes. Piper Lorry is trying to help her, presumably, and then all of a sudden, Piper Lorry turns and attacks her. And then the credits roll. And I fucking love Fiber Lorry. Yeah, she's great. If my friend, if he is correct about Live, Tiler being a harbinger of a bad movie.

I feel like Piper Lorry is like, this is going to be th. This is gonna be dope. Name, names, who said that? It's John, who I do the other podcast with. Yeah. Can you tell him he's wrong? Sure, I did while we were doing. Well, can you tell him I said he's wrong? I will.

Thank you. Thank you. And she's not just Frazier's wife. to the show. Lilleth. never see because she's always like having a nervous breakdown or whatever. I've never seen that show. Really? Yeah. I'm not a sitcom guy. I have seen it a lot. Really? Yeah.

It's not bad. I really like Ros a lot. Is that the British lady? Uh, no, that's Daphne. Rauz is like the sassy radio producer. Oh, okay. And then Martin green. the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. And there's a dog, too, right? Yeah. Yeah. I like a dog. Dogs are, okay. We're going through and the faculty are just kind of, what do they do? I don't know what they're doing? It's such a weird opening because I'm like, what is happening? Oh, they're having like that work meeting. This is prior to being New York and Fiber Lorry, like killing her. All the money is being spent on sports.

There's no money for academic. Which is hilarious because the whole school is like run down except for the sport stuff is pristine. Yeah, it's a good, they're good sets. And Ohio is really. to like Texas on their inside. Yeah, and Western Pennsylvania. Oh, really? Yeah, well, we're up there. Well, Western Pennsylvania pretty much is Ohio, right? How about, are they coming for me? Did you say that? How dare you say that?

We are better than Ohio, and don't you forget it, their slopy, browed, mouth breathers. Hi, Ohio. Come over here from Steubenville, I'll kick your ass. I won't, it's fine, you're fine. Cincinnati looks just like Pittsburgh. It's super weird. When you drive through and you're like, am I home? No, I'm not. They have pyrotechnics at their high school football games in this movie.

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Yeah, for sure. OK, what is his relationship with Fumka Jansen? Are they like have? I'm like, am I supposed to understand? It's like he's sexually harassing her with no consequences. But she's definitely not having an affair with him because she's super like meek and the the subtext. Right and then it's just gonna come full bore later and she's another one when she becomes

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He takes it like a goddamn champ. He's also referred to by Jordan Abruster as that geeky Stephen King kid. Yeah. And I was like, here we go, Stephen King, every goddamn movie. Gotta get your name in there, don't you? I think he's paying for it. Do you think every time that happens, Dean Coons is just shaking his fist at something? I've written 12 billion books too. I'm the other half of the horror section in a bookstore.

Isn't it because he's K-I and I'm K-O? Oh, good point. Have you ever read a Dean Coons? Oh, no. No. What if they're really good and we're just like, e- I've read Dinkoon short stories. He's got a short story in one of my favorite short coction. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Maybe he's the best. He's not the best, I'm sure, but.

You think he's the replacements to Stephen King's R.A.M. There's a alt-rock joke for you guys. I just went, I just, that joke just dazed to me. I felt like you'd hit me with something. I don't even know. Arcane music knowledge. So most of this movie is basically people being turned into aliens and then alien-y things happening basically. Yeah. And they figure out that the meth will dry them out because it's a diuretic. Cool, gotcha. The scene where they figure

that out is John Stewart's death scene where he gets stabbed in the eye with like a pen, a big pen full of this meth. They also cut his fingers off with a paper cutter. Which is a great weapon. But the one kid toss it to the other and I was like you should never toss the arm of a paper cutter. Are you fucking moron? Well there's the great scene where Josh Harton is breaking it off the paper cutting too. So heads up just, I loved the finger scene. I thought it was like truly spectacular. I thought you would have a problem with it because you hate finger trauma. I hate finger horror, but I don't hate finger. Yeah, I throwed. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, so, th. So, so, so, so, so, so, th. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, like, eh. Because you like, they skittered away? Yeah, I love that. I thought it just looked. I thought, you know, I know it's like shitty

CGI of the late 90s. I thought it looked great for what it was and I really enjoyed it. Yeah, this movie like, they use it sparingly. Like the little fish things look great in the when when when when when when when when when when when when when when the. lot of references to a movie by John Car, John. Creamer. No, not Clemson. Campbell? John Carpenter is the thing. Oh, John Carpenter's the thing.

I feel like those tentical things are referenced. And they later on they have the, the prove that you're human scene. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's the head withthat your human scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's the head with legs coming off, they're crawling around. I loved that too, Fomka Jansen's tentacle head. I loved it.

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It's a, it's a, hey, this. Oh, Men in Black is a movie where Tommy Lee Jones is a, works for the government, and he's in control of making sure, he's like an alien cop. Okay. It's making sure that aliens are cool. Independence Day is, and Will Smith becomes his partner. Through a hilarious set of a japes and jokes it in the te. Okay. And independence day is when aliens is the Earth and at one point Wilson

shoots one out of the air and then runs up to it and says welcome to Earth bitch and punches it in the face. Is Tommy Lee Jones in that movie too? Negative Jeff Goldblum is though. Oh I love Jeff Goldblum. And either of Bill Paxner or Bill Pullman, no one can tell them apart. You know I've heard that joke. Is that true? Is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th the th thuu- thu- thu- thu- thu- tho- the the the the the tho- tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is thu- thu- thu-n is thu-n is thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' is th is th is their th is the thing. It's poor bastards. Jeff Goldblum's cool though. Yeah, yeah. It's a cool guy. How do we get him to hang out with us? Well, you could very easily.

He likes the ladies. I got titties, too, but I don't think he'd be into him. Apparently Perry from the Silence of the Lambs episode was working at the Starbucks downtown once and one of the Starbucks downtown's Starbuckses whatever. And he saw Jeff Goldblum and he went up to him and said just something like, hey I'm a big fan of yours, big fan of your work and Jeff Goldblum was like of course you are something like that like the Jeff Goldblumiest thing to say and so Perry hates him as a result and I'm like no that's perfect Jeff Goldblum like, else would you want him to do? Hey buddy do you want to get lunch? No, but like if Jeff Goldblum's nice to you, you'd be like, fuck off. Michael Keaton on the other hand. When what happened to him? No, I just think he'd be very nice. Oh, okay. You'd expect him to be nice, I guess is my point. As far as Pittsburgh celebrities go.

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He's like a drug dealer, but he's super smart. Yeah. But he has a gun, but he goes to school every day. His parents are gone. Yeah, but he goes to school every day in a corvette. Well he'd be alone. Yeah, it's a muscle, Well he'd be alone. Yeah, it's like a muscle car, like a charger. I don't know anything about a car. I got a carola. It's some supernatural shit. Yeah, it's absolutely some supernatural shit. He's having this weird tet-to-tete with the

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they just lived up and I was like paper porn. He's got paper porn. Yeah. Boob was a magazine called Boob? I think it was called Boob. There was definitely an issue of club in there. And Club is nasty. Is it? Yeah. My dad had a really big porn collection, so I know about all like the narly ass porn magazines. And Club is a, mm-mm. Okay, moving on. So this group of teens is all taking drugs to prove that they're not aliens, I guess. Because there's nothing that really distinguishes you as an alien until you like flip your shit. Right, they all have like the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi- the theateateateate. that. theatheatheat. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. until you like flip your shit. Right, they all have like bound together as the seemingly only unaffected people at this

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in this movie. Yeah many people. They like spent all the meth on her too which I was, oh it was Atlanta who dumps had the note, I don't trust this blondie. She an alien. I believed in her, I believe that she was... Is this the first time you've seen this one? Yeah, I can't believe it. I know, I know. And it was a movie that was like super heavily covered in like 17 magazine at the time. Listen, none of it, none, no, no. 13 until I was about 20 and I was like no I don't need it anymore and she was like okay and she stopped my subscription to it but she still gets it for Vicky

so I still read 17 magazine and Vicky said that's awesome. Vicky you're 29 you have a baby but I'm still reading about those hot hairstyles and how to tell if he likes you we started getting to teen Vogue to theyme too theyn't they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to te to te to try to try to to to to te to to to to they they're to they they they they they they reading them or what do you mean? No, no, they're still in the plastic rub. You save them for me? All right. They're taking the meth. They're doing this, like, the thing, prove your human test. Which is like a really dumb thing to do, because now you're on meth. Yeah. Ding Dongs. But yeah, so they dump the meth on, BB New Worth, and she just shrivels the fuck up

and I thought it looked great. Yeah. I really, really liked it. I had a lot of good practical effects in this as well, like, her and John Stewart both had great like Alka Seltzer deaths. Yeah, I really, really liked that. God, thi's. No, it's funny because he's so charismatic. He think he could just act. I mean, he's fine. God love him. Yeah, he's great.

Well, anyway, he die. He die. So here's where everybody splits up. Don't ever fucking split up. They're at the football game, because everybody's at the football game. And they realize that everybody there is an alien like mouth humping them? Fantastic. Ah sure. I was so stoked on this. Yeah. So yeah, I love that.

And like every time he's infecting someone, the pyrotechnics are going off? Yeah, it's really good. So so many pyrotechnics. I want to talk about, stop right here. Is this a condemnation of sports? of living in a small town with sports culture. Absolutely. They're talking about how academics are suffering as a result of all the money being pumped into sports. The coach is an asshole even before he gets transformed. He's actually nicer as an alien.

Yeah, he really is. He's easier to deal with. Yeah. And then one of the main characters is Stan, who is a football player come academic, who is like decided he's going on his studies and said and his girlfriend's like, you're stupid. Yeah. I found Stan to be also wholly unbelievable as a person, a character, didn't you? Yeah, it was an interesting point. No one is like, I'm the star quarterback, I'm gonna get a football scholarship. No, I'm just gonna quit so I can focus on my academics, which are clearly very poor. This is the last time anyone's calling me a blow dick. Yeah, I mean, you're the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is th. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. It's th. It's th. I's th. I's t. I's t. I's t. I's t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. a blow-dick. Yeah, I mean you're going to be called a blow-dick for literally the next several years of your life so get over

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Damn it, I love that show. But it took that guy's legs. It did. Was that real hunky guy? from the first couple seasons. That's in everything, it was in everything for a hot minute? Was he? Yeah, he was in- How do I see him in more things? Don't, don't Google it, that's fine. Yeah, he was in the battleship movie with Rianna. I hate Rianna. What? I do.

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And I was like, put on that song where Rian sounds like a baby and she was like, oh, this one? And just put it right on? I was like, you knew. Do you remember that a little? Do you remember try again? No. Oh, I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember. I loved Alia for a long time.

Oh, yeah, yeah. We should do Queen to the Damned at some point. Can we? Yeah. Is that a horror movie? Sure. It's horrible. First you don't succeed. So the football game, it's ridiculous, the fireworks are going off, and...

Oh right, we were talking about a movie. And they go and hide in the school? Because they're overwhelmed. Yeah, they just go into the gym. And that's when they kill BB Neworth. Yeah. Then, is this one we find out who the real queen is? Yes queen? Wait, say it again, Yos Queen?

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it's just not even to be thought about anymore. The only people who think about 90s are people. the all his fault. He was able to keep going. But he's the praise producing all this garbage now, right? Like this is his fault. He should know better. He knows what good is. He did big pimping. Bumpin.

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Wow. Yeah. 1998, baby. We got shit right in the next 10 years. I did graduate six years earlier than that. Time's all they are changing. Yeah, I take it away. That was a Tom Hanks quote. It's from a song he did. I had this thought, um...

This is gonna have nothing to do with anything. I can't wait. No, no, I had a thought about the movie. I had this thought that what if they were wrong about killing the queen and like the other people didn't turn back. Well that would, yeah, right, exactly. I would have liked that movie. Where they were just like, fuck, and Elijah Woods the only one left, and I guess Josh Hartnett. Well, is that, I mean, you've seen the,

either the original or the remake of the body snatchers? Oh yeah, sorry I was the o'n'noying. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, fuck us. We're the worst. Because this will be our last episode. No way. No, because we're still going to do Queen of the Damned. So in Invasion of the Body Snatchers and both the original and the remake, it's very bleak. There's no winning. Yeah, they say that in this movie, too, yeah. So it's interesting, do we mention that Robert Rodriguez is the director of this movie?

No, and that shocked me. It shocked me. And it shows, I mean, it's beautifully. It's really well done. It's really well done. Yeah, I feel like he doesn't get the respect he deserves his director. I guess. No, well there's shark for girl lava boy or whatever that one. The Grind House movie. Yeah, that movie is a hell of fun. Is that, did he do death

proof or did he do? He did the other one? Yeah, Planet Terror. Yeah, death proof is the Tarantino. With Kurt Russell. I love him and that. Yeah, I love it in everything. I think that those movies are really fun. Yeah. Yeah, Robert Durgette, it's weird. It's weird that it's such a happy ending, I think. Yeah. I guess it's a teen movie, but I mean, the end is that Elijah Wood ends up with the mean girl. Yeah, and I said something. No, I don't the Goth girl is a norm. She's wearing like a lilac cardigan and had washed her hair and I found that to be very

distressing. Yeah. She's making out with Stan. And I guess Josh Hartnett, nothing good happens to him, huh? No. Well, whatever. Well, whatever. But I thought it was interesting that like, so the whole film is like this sort of like commentary, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a.... that, a. that, a. that, a. that, a. that, a. that, a. that, a. that, a. that, that, like, We've got to be, we got to wrap this one up. So the whole film is like this sort of like commentary on conformity. Sure. And how like it's negative to just stop

being who you are to be, even if it's like supposedly going to make you happier, it's a false happiness and all this stuff. And then that I've held on to into my in my 40s. Guess what guy we all sell out. Oh I know I know sorry to our high school listeners. We don't have high school listeners. Are you a high school listener? Reach out and tell us. Yeah let us know. Send us an email. Where will email? You don't have email? You don't have email? You can text it to my email. You don't have email. Snapchat a thing. I don't... An adult friend of mine recently asked if I was on Snapchat so I could look at pictures of her baby and I was like, just email them to me. I don't know what this is.

I assumed it was just for dick picks. It's not. It's for people just showing their lifestyles. But don't it just go away? Yeah, I think, yeah. I don't get, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, just, I, I don't, just, just, just, I, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, th. I don't, th. th. I don't, just, just, just, just, th. th. th. th. th. Just, just out and put it in an envelope and email it to me. Anyway. So it's this all thing about nonconformity and how you want to fight against being a conformist. And then at the end, Josh Hartn is an alpha football player. Oh, that was weird. That was weird.

He wasn't a drug dealer or an academic either. No. Okay. He did put on drug dealer or an academic either. No. Okay. He did put on glasses when we needed to believe that he was smart though. Yeah. Elijah Wood and the mean girl are now together. Stan and the Goth girl who's no longer the Goth girl now together. Yeah.

And it's just like, but they of them were being who they were to begin with except maybe Elijah would That she was like making herself an outsider right like no if you were really like a pretty Perky popular girl you're not gonna hide it by putting on your goth makeup. You know what I mean? Unless you're that girl from the craft? That's true That's true. Oh, no, not not the craft. the craft. No, not the craft. No, not the craft. No, not the g the g. No, not the g. No, not the g. the g. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gait. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. the. the. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi from the craft. That's true. Oh no not the craft. Oh what was the movie about the cheerleader? All cheerleaders die. Oh right I mean I was really thinking about the craft too. Yeah. I mean Neff Campbell you're not convincing me that you're ugly. Yeah. She's got a burn somewhere. Yeah. There's a Neff Campbell reference in this movie. Yeah. And Jelo Hugh I th. So I th. I th. So I th. So I th. So I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. Ne. Ne' that. Ne' that. Neck. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. reference in this movie. Yeah. And J. Lo Hugh, I think. So I felt like that was the one real big knock against this, that it just became like a standard operating teen film at the end of it.

I just think they tried to like turn conformity on its head and it didn't work. Yeah. Yeah. But that's really like, I have almost no criticism in this movie. I found it fucking delightful. Yeah, let's move on to the br-ah-r-face. I already did. It is delightful. I'm giving it an eight. I loved it. Oh wow. It's just it's just such an era for me. It's I love the effects. I love seeing all these people that I know from other things. I loved it. It's great. Great movie. I agree with you. I agree with you. I think thr th th th the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just thi. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just just th. It's just th. It's just just th. It's just th. It's just the. It's just thi. It's just a the. It's just the. It's just the. It's just just thi. It's just the. It's just thi. It's just th. It's just that. I don't know if it's because it's been cooler recently and I'm basking in the 60 degree days. You think you're just your attitude? Yeah, I just a little bit more posse. I see.

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What else? Cryptocurium. Parcel of terror? Indeed. Yes? $35 a month? Yeah. You get magnets. Wham! Whom! Whom! Oh, no, that's not right.

I just totally blew it. Currently doing, Jason is currently doing a series of Universal Monster. And the one that we got that we opened in the last episode of the mummy. It's so amazing. It's so amazing. And... The creature. The creature?

Yeah. We're hoping for a Dracula. Although we do have the Bram Stokers Dracula over there with the big cinnamon bun air. Yeah, I like that. That high collar. Jason makes amazing handcrafted stuff. He always has amazing art from other artists that he includes these, like the Black Philip print from the last one.

I'll live deliciously, everyone. I feel like you were pausing, so I would say, Black Philip, black, Philip, and I, and there I just did. Or just accuse me of being a witch. Well, you are, but I think we all know that by now. theymeau,, no, they don't. Ring alone, they're majestic animals. Just don't touch them. Stop touching them. Don't go near them.

Don't put your hand near their mouth because they'll eat you. Although I do have a friend who works to heal the hooves. She works to heal the hooves. That's what she works. So, but Cryptocurium is also a kindness because for $35 a month, Jason will send you all of this awesome stuff. Like you've heard us every week we talk about this stuff and you should know that it is fucking amazing. I'm going to curse about this.

It's fucking amazing. Yeah, fuck you, Jason. No, no, no, no, no, fucking a reason. We love Jason. We love Jason. to Jason for the things that I expect. Yeah, I'm sorry. He's a great guy, great shit. Like, I don't know what else to say. I just don't know what else to say. Go to Cryptocurium.com, sign up.

You won't regret it. He's been a supporter of ours since the beginning. It's amazing. Yeah, we thank him so. And we're pretty good. And we're pretty good. So let's work this out. Speaking of working out. What? So we've told you about seventh church ministries. We've already had the sale of the Phantasmagoria by Johanna Ost. Did you get that?

If you didn't get it, like go fuck yourself, like, go fuck yourself. Or you just missed out because the limit it runs want, you limp, um, butt hole, whoa. You limp, ass blowdicks? That's it, that's the one. Get off my field. Um, upcoming we have the living and dark on dead by Ellie Gill and Michelle Dugan. And it's the art of J.R. Tolkien. I can't wait to see this.

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Yeah, if you guys need to borrow money to buy this. So just let it, no, wait. I mean, like we'll set up a kickstarter for you. We're not gonna like monitor it or anything, but it's not a bad idea. What are we doing next week? We are doing 1975's Shiver shivers. Shivers. I forgot the S like me tibbers. Like Steve Jobs. Like Steve Job. This will be our first Cronenberg. Yeah. First real like body horror too, right? Yeah. Unless you count on Beaver's. Just kidding. I'm looking forward to it. I think it's going to be a good one. Yeah, I've never seen this movie. And I'm surprised that I'm. That's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. the the th. the the the th. the the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the th. the th. the th. the the the th. I'm the their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm. S. I'm. I'm th. S. S. S. S. I'm th. S. S. I'm. S. S. I ti. S. ti. S. ti. S. ti. S. ti. I. S. I th. I th. S. I th. I th. to it. I think it's going to be a good one. Yeah, I've never seen this movie and I'm surprised that I have. That's weird. You're a weird. Weird, weird, weird. Weird. Weird.

Weird. I wish I hadn't done that so many times in this episode. I feel like it's less funny. But you can join us an email. We need stuff for mail bag. You guys, like, I'm checking it now, and you're not there. And it's just like, honestly kind of bumming me out. Just send me, just send, hey, say hi Katie, and I will read that on mail bag. Yeah, send Katie some posse vibes.

Honestly, guys, I'm bored. We'll see you guys next time on Wurfew. ambulance. Thanks for listening to another episode. Bye. Bye.